A few of the things in the news box are popping up stuff about Harry Potter. I know it's not from the books, though. My best guess is that it's some sort of fanfiction. But the reference is going right over my head, can someone please explain what it's all from?
ALL ABOARD THE BADFIC TRAIN! CHOO CHOOOO! :D :D :D
:redrum
Blame Australia.
Yeah seriously. This afternoon I saw them and decided to look it up. EGADS the Horror!!! Before today, I had never truly seen a real Mary-Sue.
As you can imagine, I didn't bother going far.
I was shivering. I don't even like Harry Potter (that much) and I would never make such an atrocity against it and it's fandom!
All atrocities shall remain in the realm of Naruto, and thuroughly in my mind.
Harry Potter and the Dungeon of Consenting Adults?
Also, any chance of getting some lines from Monty Python's Storytime?
One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...
Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and...
No? OK.
My guess was it was some kind of "top ten bad Harry Potter fanfics". I could have tried to find them of course, but just the one about Harry getting "fattened" was enough to persuade me against that.
My head feels like this (http://loopzy.com/files/Trashcan.Loop.swf) when people speak of that name Potter
You know what we need? A fanfiction inquisition.
That's blatant heresy right there.
NO ONE expects the FANFIC INQUISITION!
With a melon?
Our main weapon is Surprise. And a melon.
Our two main weapons are Surprise, and a melon. And a box.
Our three... Among our weapons are Surprise, a Melon, and a Box... Look, can we come in again?
Witty Monty Python line from the same skit!
....I got nothin'. :<
Quote from: Kamunt on September 15, 2007, 01:05:07 AM
....I got nothin'. :<
Bring... the Soft Cushion!
... doesn't seem to be doing much.
Ok, in that case, Bring, the Comfy Hare!
*brings in TGH, seats Kamunt on him*
>_> I'm not saying a word about it or the controversy it caused.
But there's a doll of the character on the Mary Sue grotto. :3
Quote from: Kenji on September 13, 2007, 11:56:28 PM
Blame Australia.
We had nothing to do with it. None of us were even there at the time.
Incidentally, how can someone have "orange
spicy" hair? Unless that's a typo...
Quote from: LionHeart on September 15, 2007, 05:51:01 AM
Incidentally, how can someone have "orange spicy" hair? Unless that's a typo...
Dunno what 'spicy' usually refers to as a colour, but ginger is a spice and that's kind of orangy.
Blargh... This stuff makes me want to curl up in a corner with a nice hot cup of cider and cry my eyes out and write emo poems. I thought that someone must have written this as a joke, but I NEVER would have guessed this was actually someone's idea of good writing.
The darkness of my soul,
It cries black blood
As I read the blasphemies
of
the Harry Potter fandom.
How much you wanna bet that the writer's an eleven-year-old girl with only a few friends? :c
Quote from: Sajoli on September 15, 2007, 11:58:07 AM
How much you wanna bet that the writer's an eleven-year-old girl with only a few friends? :c
I'll take you up on that. How much did you want to bet?
(the fact that I know the outcome is neither here nor there, right? ;-] )
Quote from: Sajoli on September 15, 2007, 11:58:07 AM
How much you wanna bet that the writer's an eleven-year-old girl with only a few friends? :c
...
I won't comment, I just won't.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 15, 2007, 12:18:25 PM
Quote from: Sajoli on September 15, 2007, 11:58:07 AM
How much you wanna bet that the writer's an eleven-year-old girl with only a few friends? :c
I'll take you up on that. How much did you want to bet?
(the fact that I know the outcome is neither here nor there, right? ;-] )
was it you?
also, fixed the topic.
"News: AN: ALL OF YOU ARE MEAN AND JEALOUS! I am going to keep wirtng this no matter what you say! Kitsune is awesome and the best!"
I'm pretty sure I've lost a few brain cells.
Quote from: The DXM on September 15, 2007, 02:19:16 PM
"News: AN: ALL OF YOU ARE MEAN AND JEALOUS! I am going to keep wirtng this no matter what you say! Kitsune is awesome and the best!"
I'm pretty sure I've lost a few brain cells.
Like the box would said...A few? ;-]
That depends. Is enough to legally cripple you considered 'a few?'
You don't mean to tell me that those typoes are on purpose?!?!
The sad thing is... my selective memory told me that it was actually well written in it's own way.
But when I go back and find out that "flattened" was spelt "fattened" and "spiky" as "spicy", I find that I really have no words.
I'm willing to bet that RJ knows what's up though.
Also... for some reason she's turning into Tsunade in my mind, which really makes no sense.
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 15, 2007, 11:20:59 PM
I'm willing to bet that RJ knows what's up though.
Also... for some reason she's turning into Tsunade in my mind, which really makes no sense.
I discovered the thing... oh horrors of horrors.
Also, I've yet to develop a drinking problem.
Quote from: RJ on September 16, 2007, 10:13:28 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 15, 2007, 11:20:59 PM
I'm willing to bet that RJ knows what's up though.
Also... for some reason she's turning into Tsunade in my mind, which really makes no sense.
I discovered the thing... oh horrors of horrors.
Also, I've yet to develop a drinking problem.
How bout gambling?
And you are a squirrel, so technically nuts can replace alcohol... :3
Quote from: RJ on September 16, 2007, 10:13:28 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 15, 2007, 11:20:59 PM
I'm willing to bet that RJ knows what's up though.
Also... for some reason she's turning into Tsunade in my mind, which really makes no sense.
Also, I've yet to develop a drinking problem.
Well what are you waiting for then? Hurry up girl!
QuoteRon looked grumpie as he heard some of the other boys around him talk about her.
I'd like some Grum Pie.
Who wouldn't?
Well that's too bad for Grum, but he's slow and the weakest of the herd.
would that make it a meat pie?
Pie should not be made with meat. Pie should be made with fruit, and looooooooooots of sugar.
What, you don't like chicken pot pie?
not particularly, but if you've got any apple pie, it's like crack.
Quote from: Raist on September 18, 2007, 02:06:32 AM
not particularly, but if you've got any apple pie, it's like crack.
I suppose I'll have to bare that in mind >:3
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 18, 2007, 12:50:02 PM
I suppose I'll have to bare that in mind >:3
... just don't bare anything else. ;-]
Quote from: DarkAudit on September 18, 2007, 01:51:47 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 18, 2007, 01:09:29 PM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 18, 2007, 12:50:02 PM
I suppose I'll have to bare that in mind >:3
... just don't bare anything else. ;-]
Unless you really want to. ;-]
Oh, I'd say her avatar is bare enough already. At least, enough to have caught MY attention long ago....
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on September 18, 2007, 04:52:29 PM
Oh, I'd say her avatar is bare enough already. At least, enough to have caught MY attention long ago....
Yes, but polite folk don't mention it. ;-]
QuoteHermoine and Harry got fattened as a big group of girls ran over them...
We all know how fattening big groups of girls can be.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 18, 2007, 01:09:29 PM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 18, 2007, 12:50:02 PM
I suppose I'll have to bare that in mind >:3
... just don't bare anything else. ;-]
Oh... you always spoil my fun.
(and I was wondering at the time if anyone would actually comment on that)Quote from: TheGreyRonin on September 18, 2007, 04:52:29 PM
Quote from: DarkAudit on September 18, 2007, 01:51:47 PM
Unless you really want to. ;-]
Oh, I'd say her avatar is bare enough already. At least, enough to have caught MY attention long ago....
:<
My freind sweat pee makes a lovely meat pie
and I've got a great apple pie recipie. It's the sweetest tenderest juiciest apple pie I've ever had.
Quote from: RJ on September 15, 2007, 12:24:57 PM
Quote from: Sajoli on September 15, 2007, 11:58:07 AM
How much you wanna bet that the writer's an eleven-year-old girl with only a few friends? :c
...
I won't comment, I just won't.
Quote from: RJ on September 16, 2007, 10:13:28 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 15, 2007, 11:20:59 PM
I'm willing to bet that RJ knows what's up though.
Also... for some reason she's turning into Tsunade in my mind, which really makes no sense.
I discovered the thing... oh horrors of horrors.
Also, I've yet to develop a drinking problem.
/me reads between the lines...
RJ... ... did you write that fanfic?
I'm surprised nobody got this sooner, considering if you read the last chapter... (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3081250/1/Kitsune_Chan)
Quote from: RJ on September 19, 2007, 08:39:58 AM
I'm surprised nobody got this sooner, considering if you read the last chapter... (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3081250/1/Kitsune_Chan)
You mean you didn't write it?
Nuts. And here I was thinking you were wonderfully gifted to troll that many people that way... ;-]
:U
(You should have seen the thread over it on the old Godawful Fanfiction Forums... Gold it was.)
Quote from: RJ on September 19, 2007, 08:52:28 AM(You should have seen the thread over it on the old Godawful Fanfiction Forums... Gold it was.)
link?
Weird... when I read the first few paragraphs of the story I had actually wanted to write a story of my own, with a Mary Sue that gets turned-on in the end. Or something.
But I'm just not that talented of a writer *shrug*
And so I didn't. I just laughed.
Wow.
I am so lame right now.
Are you trying to kill another thread, Sienna? ;-]
no...
That's just bad timing.
If I wanted to kill it... I honestly wouldn't know how to do that.
Although, I had originally only been going to post about how much I was laughing at "yelloed". I hadn't been aware you could yellow-out. Is that some new trend with the kids these days?
Quote from: superluser on September 19, 2007, 01:21:52 PM
Quote from: RJ on September 19, 2007, 08:52:28 AM(You should have seen the thread over it on the old Godawful Fanfiction Forums... Gold it was.)
link?
Unfortunately the old forum of it went down a while ago. A new one has started up, but it's pretty much a clean slate.
Psh. I'll bet I know for a fact that there was at least a couple people who knew, but didn't say so as not to spoil the entertainment!
(At least, that's what I did. :U)
(Edit: Durrhurr HTML gone.)
Quote from: Eibbor_N on September 19, 2007, 10:53:04 PM
Psh. <s>I'll bet</s> I know for a fact that there was at least a couple people who knew, but didn't say so as not to spoil the entertainment!
(At least, that's what I did. :U)
For who? You, or us?
us, of course.
But then, I'm one of those keeping quiet, so perhaps my "us" isn't your "us" ... ;-]
Quote from: RJ on September 19, 2007, 08:39:58 AM
I'm surprised nobody got this sooner, considering if you read the last chapter... (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3081250/1/Kitsune_Chan)
... so... you did right it... I'm... sorry... then...
/me fires the Orbital Honey Mustard Trebuchet on RJ for having written that
No je.saist, she merely inspired its' creation.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 20, 2007, 03:31:46 AM
us, of course.
But then, I'm one of those keeping quiet, so perhaps my "us" isn't your "us" ... ;-]
It is undoubtedly so.
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 20, 2007, 09:41:12 PM
No je.saist, she merely inspired its' creation.
Nope, he's right. I wrote it.
Then clearly, I suck.
And your "Dancing" Diedara is still making me dizzy.
Just thought I'ld point that out.
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 21, 2007, 02:50:56 AM
Then clearly, I suck.
This is probably not something to admit in a public forum... ;-]