The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Pagan on September 09, 2007, 11:33:45 PM

Title: Hiyo
Post by: Pagan on September 09, 2007, 11:33:45 PM
Hey. I'm the new guy. Been reading dmfa for awhile now. Like nine months maybe? Dunno. Been reading CVrpg for a bit less than that.

And I decided to finally join the forums this week.

So yeah... Guess that's it...

:grin
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 10, 2007, 12:08:42 AM
Well then... welcome.
Please enjoy your stay and have a good time ^.^
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Netrogo on September 10, 2007, 12:11:33 AM
Well your screwed now, but atleast there's worse things you could be doing with your time. Like Gaiaonline *shudders*
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Zedd on September 10, 2007, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: Netrogo on September 10, 2007, 12:11:33 AM
Well your screwed now, but atleast there's worse things you could be doing with your time. Like Gaiaonline *shudders*
Oh Ziwinky
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 10, 2007, 03:43:04 AM
Hey now. Playing with those Zwink "Build-A-Character" Ads is a perfectly acceptable waste of time.
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: LionHeart on September 10, 2007, 04:32:47 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Greetings! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please make sure to leave your remaining sanity (if you have any) in the secure storage provided, and do remember to keep your claim ticket, or there could be complications later.

Watch out for stuff, including those who would tell you to watch out for those of us who warn you about what to watch out for. Oh, and be careful of the muffin-bearing squirrel, too.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay here, where the insanity fun never stops!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Darkmoon on September 10, 2007, 11:01:46 AM
It's always a flash of blue light. You know what that's doing to our electric bill? Can't you just walk into a room?

(goes to find the fuse box) Maybe I can deactivate it from here...
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: LionHeart on September 10, 2007, 11:12:16 AM
Hey, I'm the Official Teleporting Felinoid. How am I supposed to justify my title if I just walk in?
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Fuyudenki on September 10, 2007, 11:57:42 AM
honestly, it's the colored sparkles that bother me most.  Persistent effects require more power to be displayed properly, and the sparkles themselves are actually parts of the wire burning, so it's a fire hazard, as well as being expensive to replace the wiring every few weeks.

Welcome to the board, Pagan.  Would you be a particular Pagan, or can we just randomly pick any pagan out of a crowd and declare it to be you?
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Darkmoon on September 10, 2007, 01:15:21 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on September 10, 2007, 11:12:16 AM
Hey, I'm the Official Teleporting Felinoid. How am I supposed to justify my title if I just walk in?

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it. Some might think it makes you look pompous. ;)

"Oh, look at me, I can teleport! Aren't I pretty!"
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on September 10, 2007, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on September 10, 2007, 11:12:16 AM
Hey, I'm the Official Teleporting Felinoid. How am I supposed to justify my title if I just walk in?

Smoke bombs. ;)
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Pagan on September 10, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
Thanks for the greetings and warnings and apparntly expensive teleportations.

Btw, to Raist, I am not just any random pagan, but a frozen one. Never did pay tithes to that heating god...
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Fuyudenki on September 10, 2007, 03:43:03 PM
Right.  Frostbitten pagan, then.

you might not want to ask Alondro's help with that.

You're gonna get along her juuuuuuuuuuuust fiiiiiiiiiiiine. *creepygrin*
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: bill on September 10, 2007, 04:17:23 PM
Woops, I forgot to ruin this thread.
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Roureem Egas on September 10, 2007, 04:32:51 PM
Welcome aboard. You know how crazy things are here, right? You should be fine. :3
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Suwako on September 10, 2007, 05:21:28 PM
I like Hi-yo's

I'm not shallow, I stick to surfaces..  :B
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 11, 2007, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: LionHeart on September 10, 2007, 11:12:16 AM
Hey, I'm the Official Teleporting Felinoid. How am I supposed to justify my title if I just walk in?

How can you properly justify your status as a feline if you don't know how to make an entrance with dignity and grace?
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2007, 03:19:34 AM
You mean he's supposed to sashay in?
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Arcalane on September 11, 2007, 04:11:28 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2007, 03:19:34 AM
You mean he's supposed to sashay in?

:rolleyes

Doin' it all wrong, ya berks. See, we never leave in th' first place, so there's no need t' make flashy entries or exits. >:3
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2007, 04:17:25 AM
Quote from: Arcalane on September 11, 2007, 04:11:28 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2007, 03:19:34 AM
You mean he's supposed to sashay in?

:rolleyes

Doin' it all wrong, ya berks. See, we never leave in th' first place, so there's no need t' make flashy entries or exits. >:3

-I- never leave. LionHeart, OTOH...

;-]
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: superluser on September 11, 2007, 07:14:42 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 11, 2007, 01:09:58 AMHow can you properly justify your status as a feline if you don't know how to make an entrance with dignity and grace?

No no.  He's not a feline.  He's a felinoid.  Which is what you get if you revolve a feline about its axis.
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2007, 08:46:37 AM
Quote from: superluser on September 11, 2007, 07:14:42 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 11, 2007, 01:09:58 AMHow can you properly justify your status as a feline if you don't know how to make an entrance with dignity and grace?

No no.  He's not a feline.  He's a felinoid.  Which is what you get if you revolve a feline about its axis.

... he's a pole dancer, too?
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: DarkAudit on September 11, 2007, 08:49:39 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 11, 2007, 01:09:58 AM
Quote from: LionHeart on September 10, 2007, 11:12:16 AM
Hey, I'm the Official Teleporting Felinoid. How am I supposed to justify my title if I just walk in?

How can you properly justify your status as a feline if you don't know how to make an entrance with dignity and grace?

What entrance? If my kittens are any indication, they're already there (and in precisely the wrong spot) long before you even think about entering the room.
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Fuyudenki on September 11, 2007, 02:33:01 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2007, 08:46:37 AM
Quote from: superluser on September 11, 2007, 07:14:42 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 11, 2007, 01:09:58 AMHow can you properly justify your status as a feline if you don't know how to make an entrance with dignity and grace?

No no.  He's not a feline.  He's a felinoid.  Which is what you get if you revolve a feline about its axis.

... he's a pole dancer, too?

North pole or South pole?

Or is he a Polish dancer?
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 11, 2007, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2007, 03:19:34 AM
You mean he's supposed to sashay in?
But of course.

Quote from: superluser on September 11, 2007, 07:14:42 AM
No no.  He's not a feline.  He's a felinoid.  Which is what you get if you revolve a feline about its axis.
Ah. It all makes sense now.
Title: Re: Hiyo
Post by: Cogidubnus on September 11, 2007, 11:37:31 PM
Welcome, heathen! I mean, Pagan!

Come! See the legendary box! Eat some muffins! Have a care not to sit on the teleporting cats, and you should be alright.