tell everyone your dirtiest secret...even if it is make believe.
I once farted and blamed it on the dog, I like chick flicks, I larp, etc. are all acceptable secrets.
Heh.
"Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest darkest secrets of our souls!
.... You first."
i took a wizz in a total stranger's flower garden.
I stole a cookie when i already had one
I'm really a woman baby... yeah!
Mallow, you're... not a tadpole. (DUN-DUN!)
I once recounted an account of an NFL game with only implied verbal consent from the NFL Commissioner, rather than explicit written consent.
I dream in video game format, and get turned on by just about anything short of blood and guro.
Quote from: Manawolf on July 23, 2007, 05:36:04 PM
I dream in video game format, and get turned on by just about anything short of blood and guro.
The topic is about
secrets, Mana.
Ahem... If given half a chance, there's a "doctor", for lack of better word, that I would kill with my bare hands gladly. ^.^
I have, on occasion, deliberately confused a child.
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/superlusersecrets.jpg)
Sometimes my liquor goes bad because I don't drink often enough.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got in pajamas I'll never know.
i once sniffed the sweet smell of ladies armpit hair...unfortuneatly the woman it was still attached to was still asleep...
I see the future...no, i don't know when you die, usually it involves supermarkets for some reason.
QuoteVegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
after many years i've come to believe that i have no soul.
There was this one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute up my...
...wait, no that was American Pie.
i actually bought a copy of daikatana... granted it was two bucks, but still >.>
I haven't brushed my teeth in seven years.
QuoteHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Quote from: Turnsky on July 24, 2007, 10:37:31 AM
i actually bought a copy of daikatana... granted it was two bucks, but still >.>
*GASP*
Put the game in the trash-bin where it belongs, then set fire to the trash-bin. Only then can you regain your dignity and our respect.
Also, I'm almost 30 and the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I paid for it. Not doing that again.
I take showers daily, but I don't remember the last time I actually used soap.
I heard soap isn't necessary as long as you rinse off, and it seems to work because no one ever says anything about me smelling bad. :P Either that, or everyone I've ever met is incredibly polite.
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on July 23, 2007, 03:55:49 PM
Mallow, you're... not a tadpole. (DUN-DUN!)
GO SNES. I don't care what you new-console-users have to say, SNES rocks. (I still have mine. And my N64. And a Sega Genesis 3.)
Aaaaanyways.
I once saw the future in my dreams. I dreamed there'd be a sequel to Pokemon the First Movie where Mew and Mewtwo came back, and three days later, commercials for Mewtwo Returns started airing. :blink Keep in mind, I was a
bad Pokeholic at the time.
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on July 24, 2007, 01:44:16 PM
I take showers daily, but I don't remember the last time I actually used soap.
I heard soap isn't necessary as long as you rinse off, and it seems to work because no one ever says anything about me smelling bad. :P Either that, or everyone I've ever met is incredibly polite.
For years i had showered daily, sometimes twice daily, with soap. followed by deodorant. and yet people (specifically and incessantly my parents) kept telling me i smelled like a dead man. Now i shower once a week, people only say i smell if i run around and get sweaty or aim an armpit blast at them- otherwise i just smell like crotch to anyone close enough, anyone further then two feet cant smell a thing.
so irritating that the body and its odors do not follow rules.
QuoteToo much information can be lethal
I'd actually participate, but all of my deep, dark secrets are secrets for a reason, and most of them have become secrets even from me.
I spend time on a furry-populated forum. :mowignore Don't tell anyone.
D:
I slept your sisters boyfriend...And later stole his soul...Hush hush
Quote from: Vidar on July 24, 2007, 12:02:58 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on July 24, 2007, 10:37:31 AM
i actually bought a copy of daikatana... granted it was two bucks, but still >.>
*GASP*
Put the game in the trash-bin where it belongs, then set fire to the trash-bin. Only then can you regain your dignity and our respect.
i played it for five minutes..
afterwards i nuked the entire partition and reinstalled everything from scratch to get the taint off my hard drive.
and now, it makes a really nice coaster for my drinks.
i made up for purchasing that horrid excuse for a program by purchasing Knights of the old Republic.
Charline and I are, in truth, married.
:U
Quote from: Eibbor_N on July 25, 2007, 02:15:44 AM
I spend time on a furry-populated forum. :mowignore Don't tell anyone.
Too late!
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5618/freefall1440p3sy9.jpg)
Freefall © Mark StanleyI'm really the ruler of a small volcanic island somewhere off the coast of Iceland.
Quote from: Eibbor_N on July 25, 2007, 02:15:44 AM
I spend time on a furry-populated forum. :mowignore Don't tell anyone.
i draw things... mainly anthros.. >.>
Quote from: Turnsky on July 25, 2007, 05:46:52 AM
Quote from: Vidar on July 24, 2007, 12:02:58 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on July 24, 2007, 10:37:31 AM
i actually bought a copy of daikatana... granted it was two bucks, but still >.>
*GASP*
Put the game in the trash-bin where it belongs, then set fire to the trash-bin. Only then can you regain your dignity and our respect.
i played it for five minutes..
afterwards i nuked the entire partition and reinstalled everything from scratch to get the taint off my hard drive.
and now, it makes a really nice coaster for my drinks.
i made up for purchasing that horrid excuse for a program by purchasing Knights of the old Republic.
That's a start. Did you set fire to the manual and the box?
took me a bit to see what you said there..
it was onna those el-cheapo budget dealies... no manual, i did burn the label and retasked the DVD case to hold onna my PS2 games after the case got damaged. :U
I feel guilty when I kill things in video games.
I do too, but only when I kill an innocent for no reason in say, Morrowind, or when I accidentally kill a squadmate in Halo.
Excpet when I reach a checkpoint on Legendary and can't get any further. Then I just kill everyone, die, restart, kill everyone, die, restart, until the mindlessly fun slaughterfest quenches my rage.
Secret: I'm really a demon reincarnated as a mortal... It really stinks when you can't do magic like you used to in your previous life.
Quote from: Alondro on July 25, 2007, 06:42:53 AM
Charline and I are, in truth, married.
:U
Why you never visit :<
I bite both my fingernails and my toenails. :B
Every one of my video games, I've played hours on them. Alot of hours. Maybe, like at the very least 30 on my very old ones, and like 100+ on my newer ones.
My dawn of sorrow has 99:99:99 on it. My pokemon emerald and dimond both have 280 hours... I need a life, or atleast a hobby maybe... :U
What Eowyn types- ddaadddddddoooggggyyy ssszzzzzzzeeeedddd,,,,,,bbuuhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt
What Eowyn says- Daddy doggy, zedd. butt hurt. pickle
...I'm guessing that we don't want to know what Eowyn meant...
I still have in my possession a still working cartridge of E.T. for the Atari that has not been buried in that landfill in New Mexico.
Quote from: Ryudo Lee on July 26, 2007, 09:19:08 AM
I still have in my possession a still working cartridge of E.T. for the Atari that has not been buried in that landfill in New Mexico.
i thought they kept those are Area51 :U
Nope, they issued an apology, and recalled them (they sent back $1 to each person who sent it back) and then buried them in a landfill somewhere in New Mexico.
I enjoy Austrian Polkas.
Quote from: Ryudo Lee on July 26, 2007, 09:19:08 AM
I still have in my possession a still working cartridge of E.T. for the Atari that has not been buried in that landfill in New Mexico.
I still have the original version of E.T. (you know the one with guns) on VHS, and at one time, I could quote the movie word for word.
Quote from: Turnsky on July 26, 2007, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: Ryudo Lee on July 26, 2007, 09:19:08 AM
I still have in my possession a still working cartridge of E.T. for the Atari that has not been buried in that landfill in New Mexico.
i thought they kept those are Area51 :U
I have a copy also. I'm going to use it to rule the world one day. It has much evil power. >:3
Quote from: Alondro on July 26, 2007, 07:31:31 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on July 26, 2007, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: Ryudo Lee on July 26, 2007, 09:19:08 AM
I still have in my possession a still working cartridge of E.T. for the Atari that has not been buried in that landfill in New Mexico.
i thought they kept those are Area51 :U
I have a copy also. I'm going to use it to rule the world one day. It has much evil power. >:3
Not much as hate I have for Ghostbusters for the NES
i have been teased for the movie ET
I can't drive...no really, I don't have a drivers license, I have no car, I usuallly get a ride from someone else.
I had a dark and shady past in highschool.
I am dead serious when i say this- i was sent to the principals office for "being smug", for a month my teachers forbade me from reading, and i was *cough* charged with assault but not convicted...
QuoteMy eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.
12:00 midnight on analog clocks (esp. grandfather clocks) scares the piss outta me. :<
I cried during "Akeelah and the Bee."
I'm dead serious. It was a great movie, but it really got to me. It wasn't quite as bad as the end of "Titanic", but still.
I suffer from web addiction...and I can tell you several places where you can access free porn.
I faved a chibi pic on FA today...because I'm a fool for cute.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on August 01, 2007, 05:14:33 PM
I suffer from web addiction...and I can tell you several places where you can access free porn.
...... :shifty
Same here.
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on August 01, 2007, 06:07:39 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on August 01, 2007, 05:14:33 PM
I suffer from web addiction...and I can tell you several places where you can access free porn.
...... :shifty
Same here.
... I fail to see the problem, here...
Arthritis.
I peed in Bills coffee and lied about it :shifty
Quote from: Zedd on August 02, 2007, 01:01:44 AMI peed in Bills coffee and lied about it :shifty
So in other words, you didn't pee in Bill's coffee?
Quote from: superluser on August 02, 2007, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Zedd on August 02, 2007, 01:01:44 AMI peed in Bills coffee and lied about it :shifty
So in other words, you didn't pee in Bill's coffee?
Of course...I added sweet and low in it
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on August 01, 2007, 05:39:34 PM
I faved a chibi pic on FA today...because I'm a fool for cute.
You're not alone. I have a Chibi Yomiko background. (Though it's not up right now...)
Quote from: Zedd on August 02, 2007, 03:00:22 AM
Quote from: superluser on August 02, 2007, 02:27:45 AM
Quote from: Zedd on August 02, 2007, 01:01:44 AMI peed in Bills coffee and lied about it :shifty
So in other words, you didn't pee in Bill's coffee?
Of course...I added sweet and low in it
I don't drink coffee. That was probably DM's.
While on vacation i went to a waterpark, but i was admiring more of the hot guys then the hot girls.... to be honest more of the guys were hot then the girls anyways.
QuoteSnap crackle pop, wakeup call to my spine
I can't stop thinking of the tv show "Reboot"...
No, really, I can't.
I love every kind of music, even sucky pop from the 90s. I can't even bring myself to hate Britney Spears' albums. I've never thrown away my NSync albums, or my old NOW CDs, just in case the desire to listen to them strikes.
I'm also a sucker for gospel.
I have a large collection of He-Man videos.
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on August 10, 2007, 01:55:48 PMI can't stop thinking of the tv show "Reboot"...
I am ashamed that I know they're doing a movie.
Quote from: superluser on August 10, 2007, 03:59:31 PM
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on August 10, 2007, 01:55:48 PMI can't stop thinking of the tv show "Reboot"...
I am ashamed that I know they're doing a movie.
There's a Reboot movie coming out?! SWEET! :eager :boogie :boogie :boogie :eager
EDIT: I guess I better stay on topic. Hm... Ah, yes. More than once, I've stared off into space, only to refocus and realize that I was staring at some girl's chest.
I am addicted to honey.
seriously, i put it on freaking everything- hot dogs, chicken helper, bologna sandwiches, apples, ice cream, crackers, and so on... i drink MEAD for crepe sake! its liquor made out of honey, and thats pretty low when you DRINK it STRAIGHT
what is it about bee vomit that is so appealing? i dunno, but if i don't stop soon i will have to go to rehab, and that will be embarrassing being the only one there other then whinnie the pooh...that bear has issues....
QuoteProbably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.
I'm in middle management...
Quote from: Azlan on August 10, 2007, 06:40:17 PM
I'm in middle management...
I know that that's just what Azlan wants us to think.
i find that i fear being in large groups of people. i always think that some one is going to flip out and half the time i think it'll be me.
Quote from: Kenji on August 10, 2007, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Azlan on August 10, 2007, 06:40:17 PM
I'm in middle management...
I know that that's just what Azlan wants us to think.
I know...Everyone knows im in lower management...I practicly share a room full of boxes
i travel the pate of the vagrant with little to prove that i've traveled save the memories of those that i meet in passing and my vanishing foot steps in the sand.
I have ADD and perfect pitch.
I'm pretty positive that I'm not the only one, either. Maybe for perfect pitch, but I'm definitely not the only one here with ADD. :B
I like necomancing threads...
I like correcting peoples' spelling and grammar errors. :3
Quote from: Black_angel on August 11, 2007, 05:06:50 PM
I have ADD and perfect pitch.
I'm pretty positive that I'm not the only one, either. Maybe for perfect pitch, but I'm definitely not the only one here with ADD. :B
I bet I can count on one hand the number of people here
without ADD.
In fact, I bet I can count on both hands the number of people on
Earth without ADD. Without resorting to Binary.(engineers' tip: you can count to 31 on one hand and 1023 on both hands in Binary... unless you do it signed, in which case it's -16 to +15 and -512 to +511))
QuoteADD doesn't mean you can't pay attention to things, it means you always pay attention to everything! Programmers with ADD write every part of their program at the same time!
I have adhd, and I'm proud of it, otherwise I wouldn't find so much change on the ground.
I don't know what aload of things mean, including adhd and geometry. I don't know why I failed that test as well (I belive it was on geometry, whatever that is).
For a little while, I was scared to post in this thread, but since Llearch hasn't shown up yet, I'm less concerned.
My Confirmation name is Genevieve.
My confirmation name is Thomas, but I wish I had taken Augustine.
I don't know what a Confirmation Name is. :/
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on September 03, 2007, 07:12:24 PM
I don't know what a Confirmation Name is. :/
Neither do I...
Not only am I a Succubi lover, but I like other Demonesses as well...
If you are one of those people who are interested I can direct you to resourses that can identify more than a thousand demons from over a hundred countries.
Gabe, i think they've already heard about match.com
Some demons have customs to bite of the grooms maids head off..Have plenty of luck with that
.. I like locking the threads that GT necromanced.
Quote from: Black_angel on September 03, 2007, 05:29:04 PM
For a little while, I was scared to post in this thread, but since Llearch hasn't shown up yet, I'm less concerned.
Are you feeling better now?