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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: Tapewolf on June 27, 2007, 06:05:00 PM

Title: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Tapewolf on June 27, 2007, 06:05:00 PM
http://www.swmoore.com/kt_fruitsandvegetables.html
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: techmaster-glitch on June 27, 2007, 06:08:26 PM
 :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk
Whoa. That IS messed up, yet stangely halarious....
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Faerie Alex on June 27, 2007, 06:44:40 PM
 :erk

Oookaaayyy...I, er...didn't know fruits were carnivorous.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Distracting on June 27, 2007, 06:44:54 PM
...

Now I'm gonna feel guilty about eating fruit and vegetables.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: bill on June 27, 2007, 06:46:38 PM
An amazing work of art. A stunning tour-de-force!
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Post by: Netami on June 27, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
Green peppers are pedophiles?
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Kryptic on June 27, 2007, 07:49:53 PM
Now I know who came up with "Don't Play with your food."


That guy's mom.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Zedd on June 27, 2007, 08:27:18 PM
Ooh snap...But the other stuff...Im not really keen on it
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: RJ on June 27, 2007, 10:05:57 PM
...

:.

That was awesome.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on June 27, 2007, 11:22:13 PM
I have a new hero.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: techmaster-glitch on June 27, 2007, 11:23:07 PM
Who? Tapewolf, or one of the fruits?
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Zedd on June 27, 2007, 11:30:37 PM
Im sure his fursonia is an apple now :U (http://data.furaffinity.net/art/mayu/1181614927.mayu_applemammal.jpg)
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: thegayhare on June 27, 2007, 11:31:48 PM
Quote from: Zedd on June 27, 2007, 11:30:37 PM
Im sure his fursonia is an apple now :U (http://data.furaffinity.net/art/mayu/1181614927.mayu_applemammal.jpg)

wouldn't that be a fruitsona?
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Jigsaw Forte on June 28, 2007, 12:00:44 AM
Quote from: thegayhare on June 27, 2007, 11:31:48 PM
Quote from: Zedd on June 27, 2007, 11:30:37 PM
Im sure his fursonia is an apple now :U (http://data.furaffinity.net/art/mayu/1181614927.mayu_applemammal.jpg)

wouldn't that be a fruitsona?

We have a new favorite word!
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: superluser on June 28, 2007, 12:03:02 AM
Quote from: modelincard on June 27, 2007, 06:44:40 PMOookaaayyy...I, er...didn't know fruits were carnivorous.

I think technically they're herbivores.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: techmaster-glitch on June 28, 2007, 12:07:19 AM
Lol, that and I think the word he was looking for was "cannibals"  :P
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: thegayhare on June 28, 2007, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Jigsaw Forte on June 28, 2007, 12:00:44 AM
Quote from: thegayhare on June 27, 2007, 11:31:48 PM
wouldn't that be a fruitsona?

We have a new favorite word!

you know the wierdest thought just popped into my head... 
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: superluser on June 28, 2007, 01:06:43 AM
Quote from: thegayhare on June 28, 2007, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Jigsaw Forte on June 28, 2007, 12:00:44 AM
Quote from: thegayhare on June 27, 2007, 11:31:48 PMwouldn't that be a fruitsona?
We have a new favorite word!
you know the wierdest thought just popped into my head...

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/fruit.jpg)

Run!  It's a fruitsuiter!  And yes, TGH, in accordance with what I suspect your thought was, this was taken at a gay pride parade.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Feroluce on June 28, 2007, 01:09:05 AM
lol, that was just funny.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: thegayhare on June 28, 2007, 01:18:17 AM
Quote from: superluser on June 28, 2007, 01:06:43 AM

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/fruit.jpg)

Run!  It's a fruitsuiter!  And yes, TGH, in accordance with what I suspect your thought was, this was taken at a gay pride parade.

LOL
close but no cigar. 
I'm going to try and trade cookies to an artist at AC to get my Idea drawn
*giggles*
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Brunhidden on June 28, 2007, 01:24:07 AM
I find it mildly disturbing that this in no way disrupts my appetite.... in fact i want a salad now.

keep in mind that i have eaten roadkill deer, pheasant some other hunter didn't get to in time, and a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder- just about anything unable to sue me can be considered dinner.

QuoteCall me a monster if you will, but I still have the moral high ground even when crushing your skulls like overripe pumpkins. Adds a bit of a sting doesn't it?
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: RJ on June 28, 2007, 02:42:34 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on June 28, 2007, 01:24:07 AM
...a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder

:C

I'm never going near your bird feeders.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Zedd on June 28, 2007, 03:16:49 AM
Quote from: RJ on June 28, 2007, 02:42:34 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on June 28, 2007, 01:24:07 AM
...a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder

:C

I'm never going near your bird feeders.
Eat much you like but not the feeder its self!
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Tapewolf on June 28, 2007, 05:35:52 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on June 28, 2007, 01:24:07 AM
keep in mind that i have eaten roadkill deer, pheasant some other hunter didn't get to in time, and a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder- just about anything unable to sue me can be considered dinner.
My father, in his wicked and misspent youth, had a thing for living rough.  With a huge expanse of open fields at his disposal he used to build little shelters with a friend and they would set snares for rabbits, which they would cook over an open fire.
One day the snare contained the tomcat from next door.

Quote from: Zedd on June 27, 2007, 11:30:37 PM
Im sure his fursona is an apple now :U

I had no idea what you were talking about, but it looks like the link is out.  That or I've blocked FA locally from work >:3
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Arcalane on June 28, 2007, 05:53:05 AM
Bizarrest thing I've seen all morning. The world never ceases to amaze me.

That and human stupidity. :B
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 28, 2007, 06:50:36 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on June 28, 2007, 05:35:52 AM
One day the snare contained the tomcat from next door.

Heh. Let me guess, they had dinner anyway?
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Tapewolf on June 28, 2007, 06:53:16 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 28, 2007, 06:50:36 AM
Heh. Let me guess, they had dinner anyway?
They had to dispose of the evidence somehow.  :<
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Post by: Jim Halisstrad on June 28, 2007, 10:15:54 AM
That, and few men can resist eating pu*is shot*
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Post by: superluser on June 28, 2007, 11:32:47 AM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on June 28, 2007, 10:15:54 AM[uses the Fruit of the Loom fruitsuiters as an avatar]

You know, I should have expected that.  And looking back at it, I kinda did.
Title: Re: This is positively messed up...
Post by: Brunhidden on June 28, 2007, 01:11:15 PM
Quote from: RJ on June 28, 2007, 02:42:34 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on June 28, 2007, 01:24:07 AM
...a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder

:C

I'm never going near your bird feeders.

When you cant leave the house for a week due to three feet of snow cute things ten feet from your window start to look pretty tasty, root cellars don't store enough for a winter famine without taking a trip to a grocery store every so often. The birds were way too hard to shoot anyways.

my dad shot cats too, cause he didn't like cats. He said a boy is not a man until he buries a body in the woods so he always gave evidence disposal to me.

But being a hillbilly in a swamp is the reason i am such a strange and mildly disturbing individual today, i would not be worth reading if i had not been messed up would i?

QuoteSome couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over them