The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: keithinmn on June 22, 2007, 08:35:54 AM

Title: Saying hello
Post by: keithinmn on June 22, 2007, 08:35:54 AM
Just poking my head in and saying hello. 

... and really don't have much else to say at the moment.  :mowninja
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2007, 08:48:00 AM
eeek! It's a newbie!

Kill it! Kill it with fire!




.. Nah. Just kidding. :-] Actually, welcome, have a nice day, etc etc, watch out for the dangerous things, but don't run away from the innocent things, and generally have fun.

All the usual disclaimers apply.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: bill on June 22, 2007, 09:02:53 AM
die
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on June 22, 2007, 09:37:39 AM
Don't listen to them!  They're just Mods!
Quick, come with me if you want to live!

I have a van down by the river, it's safe there.  It has candy.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Gabi on June 22, 2007, 09:55:40 AM
This introduction topic has become rather interesting. Will it end up morphing into something else?

Welcome, by the way.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: superluser on June 22, 2007, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on June 22, 2007, 09:37:39 AMQuick, come with me if you want to live!

I have a van down by the river, it's safe there.  It has candy.

I used to be a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.  I couldn't be reasoned with, I couldn't be bargained with...I didn't feel pity or remorse or fear...and I absolutely did not stop.  Ever.  Until I started living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

P.S. Hello and welcome, keithinmn.  What's it like in Minnesota?
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: bill on June 22, 2007, 11:38:06 AM
did you know that minnesota gets cold in december?
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Netrogo on June 22, 2007, 12:35:00 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 22, 2007, 11:38:06 AM
did you know that minnesota gets cold in december?

Shock! Horror! Mild nausea...


Oh and welcome to teh awesome forums oh new one.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Faerie Alex on June 22, 2007, 01:04:31 PM
Quote from: keithinmn on June 22, 2007, 08:35:54 AM
... and really don't have much else to say at the moment.
That's okay. The trick is to say a lot without saying anything at all. And to not annoy the mods.

And now for warnings: watch out for boxes, talking boxes, squirrels, muffins (especially those that register on a Geiger counter), 'cubi, mows, random huggles, and peeps telling you to watch out for stuff.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Josh Massa on June 22, 2007, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: modelincard on June 22, 2007, 01:04:31 PM
now for warnings: watch out for boxes, talking boxes, squirrels, muffins (especially those that register on a Geiger counter), 'cubi, mows, random huggles, and peeps telling you to watch out for stuff.

ZOMG! You forgot to tell him to watch out for llearch. o_O Beware of teh llearch.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: LionHeart on June 22, 2007, 01:18:32 PM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Yes, definitely beware of llearch. All else is elaboration.

Welcome aboard. Please be sure to leave your remaining sanity (if any) in the secure storage facility provided, and be sure to keep your claim ticket.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2007, 01:54:16 PM
I'm innocent!
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Josh Massa on June 22, 2007, 01:56:34 PM
Lies! All slanderous lies I tell you!  :U
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: bill on June 22, 2007, 01:57:29 PM
You all suck.

Just wanted to make that clear.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Kryptic on June 22, 2007, 02:31:43 PM
Hah! None of us are innocent.

General Forum Guidelines:

- Avoid Muffins that have -any- unusual quality about them.
- Be wary of the box. It's not that bad - but better safe than sorry. ^^
- Be careful around people who use Baseball Avatars...
- Always use a mind shield.  ;)
- Watch out for the occasional rabbit.
- Always clarify; otherwise your post will be morphed into something.. different.
- Sanity: LOTR applies. Keep it secret, Keep it safe.
- Don't feed the Mows.
- Do Feed the Kryptic. She prefers brownies and fudge, preferably both in ice cream.   :D

- Don't worry about what's going to happen. They always do this to the new guys.  >3
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2007, 03:51:24 PM
Quote from: Kryptic on June 22, 2007, 02:31:43 PM
- Always clarify; otherwise your post will be morphed into something.. different.

- Always clarify. Your post will be morphed into something different anyway, but at least you'll feel better about it.

Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Kryptic on June 22, 2007, 03:58:06 PM
LOL. >,<

Exactly.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Aridas on June 22, 2007, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: Josh Massa on June 22, 2007, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: modelincard on June 22, 2007, 01:04:31 PM
now for warnings: watch out for boxes, talking boxes, squirrels, muffins (especially those that register on a Geiger counter), 'cubi, mows, random huggles, and peeps telling you to watch out for stuff.

ZOMG! You forgot to tell him to watch out for llearch. o_O Beware of teh llearch.
Stop not being cool.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Zedd on June 22, 2007, 05:04:11 PM
Well least theres not alot to worry about now..But glad to see a new face...(Even though wish newbs here would stop popping up out the strangest places) So enjoy your place here and have alots of fun and dont forget the rules or you will be visited by fiv-three ghosts that come to your room by eatch hour at midnight >:]
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Josh Massa on June 22, 2007, 05:13:07 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on June 22, 2007, 04:41:58 PM
Stop not being cool.



Stop being jealous because you are are not* cool.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on June 22, 2007, 05:32:13 PM
 :destroyed

How many times has this been used in the history of this forum?
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Netrogo on June 22, 2007, 05:42:55 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 22, 2007, 01:57:29 PM
You all suck.

Just wanted to make that clear.

Yeah, we love you too bil :U
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: keithinmn on June 22, 2007, 06:12:18 PM
Wow.  Thank you all for the welcomes...and warnings...and other cool stuff.  I usually don't have much to say, so I'll be lurking around....somewhere...in the shadows...

:bunny
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Josh Massa on June 22, 2007, 06:18:36 PM
Hey! Lurking is llearch's job....thus his name and giant cardboard box to hide in.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: superluser on June 22, 2007, 07:02:53 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on June 22, 2007, 04:41:58 PMStop not being cool.

I'm through being cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arb-OMAf9fw)
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Netrogo on June 24, 2007, 07:15:56 PM
Quote from: Josh Massa on June 22, 2007, 05:13:07 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on June 22, 2007, 04:41:58 PM
Stop not being cool.

Stop being jealous because you are are not* cool.

That post made Kaskar look like the Winston Churchill of forum posting.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: bill on June 24, 2007, 09:43:33 PM
that post made starving children in africa cry
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Netrogo on June 24, 2007, 10:51:39 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 24, 2007, 09:43:33 PM
that post made starving children in africa cry

Then my mission was a success.
Title: Re: Saying hello
Post by: Cemalidor on June 25, 2007, 08:27:41 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 24, 2007, 09:43:33 PM
that post made starving children in africa cry
Really? Thought it was your gasmask.... Well, kthx for the clarification  :U

And for the OT... Welcome to the Madhouse Inc. ^^