Poll
Question:
Is Josh Massa the best noob on this site ever?
Option 1: Yes
votes: 2
Option 2: YES
votes: 3
Option 3: Yeahp
votes: 3
Option 4: and uh...YES
votes: 3
Option 5: Heck Yeah!
votes: 4
Option 6: Hmmm, I'll think about it
votes: 6
Option 7: Neh.
votes: 3
Hello earthlings. For I am a flying kitty. >.> <.<
(http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/funny-cat-playing-motocross.jpg)
Wow, what a brilliant an thought provoking post. I am so glad a person of your eloquence hs seen fit to join our small group.
Oh, that cat is SOOO gonna die.....
Welcome to this forum, where rampaging insane furry organics reign supreme. I, however, am a machine. I am your friend. And as your friend, I shall warn you of all the things you must watch out for around here:
If a squirrel called RJ offers you muffins, and they start ticking, fizzing, clicking, beeping, or make any other stange and unusuall noises spontaneously,
Don't think, don't hesitate, RUN. Watch out for cardboard boxes, ebil worms, Bill, cardboard boxes, Bill, little animals pretending to be cardboard boxes, and the several insane rabid Naruto fanpeople.
Welcome. I enjoy your cat.
*sneaky sneaky sneaky* Is there any rules about already being a squirrel and offering myself radioactive ticking muffins? If not, I'm all over that idea. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :spidey
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on June 19, 2007, 06:38:02 PM
Don't think, don't hesitate, RUN. Watch out for cardboard boxes, ebil worms, Bill, cardboard boxes, Bill, little animals pretending to be cardboard boxes, and the several insane rabid Naruto fanpeople.
... and people who can't spell "supreme" correctly.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 19, 2007, 06:47:11 PM
... and people who can't spell "supreme" correctly.
Aw, damnshite. I
knew I missed a typo.
I'd comment about Darkmoon's typos, but he scares me...
I'm going to eat your box. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH! Yum, cardboard. I think I should run now. :zombiekun2
I think you should lay off the sugar.
Suuu......suuuug.......suuuuuuuggggaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr. I need my sugar....you don't want to see me when I don't have sugar in me. That's probably what's wrong with me now. :kirby<----What would he do without sugar?!?!? He certainly wouldn't have that mohawk and microphone. I AM ZOMBIE MAN! Fear me....for I am after your b0x3z.
I don't wear boxers, so I assume you're after llearch.
You may have him.
Haha, not boxers...boxes. GIMMY ALL OF YOUR B0X3Z OR SUFFER. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhh Batman! :batman
Someone is going to crush your enthusiasm with an iron-clawed fist.
:kruger<----Kinda like that one?
:smrt
:kittyno
I hate everything.
Squirrels with muffins are out, cats with cookies are in.
(http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/cute-kitty-love-cookies.jpg)
This thread is full of fail. :(
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No privacy for you.
(http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpg)
OMG
NEVR SEEN THAT 1 BEFOR
IMO
:disco :bday
And it's not even Saturday.
Musta been feeling a little edgy. It helps take the edge off.
Wow, he's garnered all but one of the admins into his thread :U
Oh yeah, greetings and such.
Oooo, I must be a good little newb then. Just watched Rise Of The Silver Surfer, it was rather interesting. BABOOM.
*bites teh n00b*
you're crazy. But i'm Crazy-er :mwaha
:U How dare you bite teh noob! Perhaps I shall bite you back. :yuck you taste bad. Perhaps it's all those onions you've been eating. Would you like a radioactive ticking muffin??? I think you doooo. :poke Poke.
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on June 19, 2007, 06:38:02 PM
If a squirrel called RJ offers you muffins, and they start ticking, fizzing, clicking, beeping, or make any other stange and unusuall noises spontaneously,
Don't think, don't hesitate, RUN. Watch out for cardboard boxes, ebil worms, Bill, cardboard boxes, Bill, little animals pretending to be cardboard boxes, and the several insane rabid Naruto fanpeople.
I resemble two of those remarks. :B
Hiii, welcome to the forum and take this BIG basket of yummy muffins! I hope you'll have a blast.
:rj
Oh joy, MUFFINS! *tick tick tick* Uh oh....
:objection
You clearly suck! (More then a vacuum I might add) :boogie
VOTE ON TEH POLL! And make it more funny if you dare. o_O
Whoops, double post.
Thanks for playing!
Heh? Uh...what exactly did I play? o_O
:noobrape
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on June 20, 2007, 12:21:39 AM
Whoops, double post.
Thanks for playing!
Whoops, forum police :<
Isn't it being forum police for calling him one? Lol.
Oh, and that wasn't very nice Mr. Noob Violator. Haha.
The violation of organic newbies is a common practice here. Get used to it. :B
Good sir, you wound me to the quick with your slanderous accusations.
I am so saddened by your words that I can only barely enjoy my copy of "Strap on Midget"
I hope you are pleased with yourself, barbarian.
:P
Guys. Enough.
Don't encourage deliberate acts of stupidity.
Quote from: Amber Williams on June 20, 2007, 12:57:05 AM
Guys. Enough.
Don't encourage deliberate acts of stupidity.
But it's fun to be stupid, don't you all agree?
EDIT
Your sig thing reminds me of something from Mario.
Yea it can be fun to be stupid sometimes. Then it gets kinda weird almost like someone wrapping their face in bacon.
Or as wierd as 2 people with an amazingly similar IP address...
Maybe because bacon is teh fatty grease of all tastyness. As for the IP adress, it's probably because we live 5 minutes from eachother walking and go over eachothers houses. :)
That's what I say when people find out I'm 50 other people.
Really? That puzzles me. How could one person be 50 different people?
Netami, your reply confuses me. Explain to me this, if I were slayer...why would I want more then one account? Slayer actually introduced me to these threads and invited me into your "small family"
Quote from: slayer on June 20, 2007, 01:12:54 AM
Really? That puzzles me. How could one person be 50 different people?
You've got questions, wikapedia has answers. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder)
Lmao, wikipedia is fun!!!! I like Jim, he has a good personality. And at least he doesn't accuse me and slayer of being the same people...seeing that we AREN'T.
Ah yes that explains it well :) Makes me think if thats the way that they might start making clones of people someday.
=.=
*Bites both the n00bs*
yer both grating on my nerves and that takes alot....
so shaddup.
You guys act too much alike and one of you is already too much :< :crying
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on June 20, 2007, 01:42:34 AM
You guys act too much alike and one of you is already too much (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/bunny/illustrations_tuzki001.gif)
there fixed it for you...
*giggles*
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/bunny/illustrations_tuzki029.gif)
Aparrently I'm "trying to hard to be funny". I'm sorry...but this is even how I act in real life. Maybe I should just go check myself into Undercliff Institution or something. Sorry for being an "unfunny noob".
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/xzexze/avatars/trytobesmarter.gif)
Actually, Undercliff Institution is a rather interesting subject. It's an old haunted insane asylum located here in Connecticut. Am I aloud to discuss it in this thread? Don't want to break any of those rules.
Holy shit, there was a whole other page of this crap? D:
Because everyone knows discussing haunted houses is forbidden due to Rule 14...
I don't appreciate the flamming hazmat. As far as I know that's violating the rules.
EDIT
And the rules only go up to 12......so seriously, can I talk about it or not?
If I knew what flamming was, I'd probably do more of it. :3
Oh, it's just when you post stuff trying to start an arguement, or something that may just start one.
I'm not trying to start an argument. :/
Eugh, I know your not. Sorry for the misunderstanding. :<
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on June 20, 2007, 02:06:38 AMIf I knew what flamming was, I'd probably do more of it. :3
It's like flim-flamming, but not as flimsy.
As to mental institutions, the only one that I would recommend discussing would be the one in Arkham, Mass. But I think the mods would be better people to ask about that.
Also...
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I like.
I'm asking the mod, but she says it's "In violation of rule 14" which doesn't exist....so I'm assuming it's ok. Can a mod please tell me a real answer on that?
Quote from: superluser on June 20, 2007, 02:19:51 AM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on June 20, 2007, 02:06:38 AMIf I knew what flamming was, I'd probably do more of it. :3
It's like flim-flamming, but not as flimsy.
As to mental institutions, the only one that I would recommend discussing would be the one in Arkham, Mass. But I think the mods would be better people to ask about that.
Also...
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I like.
mine. :<
Haz is lying. I have proof.
The eightball knew all along! :0
Now, Mr. Newb, it is my understanding that the rules are relaxed a little in dumb intro threads. You can post about it if you feel like risking the traditional punishment, which is lots of fun actually for the rest of us.
It all comes down to how cool you are.
Cool people get privileges.
FACT.
ARE YOU COOL ENOUGH?
Well, I do see you have a picture of Zim as your avatar. I shall scan a picture of Gir I drew and make it my avatar. Would that make me cool?
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Quote from: Josh Massa on June 20, 2007, 02:26:01 AM
Well, I do see you have a picture of Zim as your avatar. I shall scan a picture of Gir I drew and make it my avatar. Would that make me cool?
Probably, yes.
Quote from: Xze-Xze on June 20, 2007, 02:23:19 AMmine. :<
I know. The quotefast function is still broken, so I couldn't include the quote tags without a lot of mucking about ...and I'm writing an essay about logic right now, so I'm kinda lazy.
As for stupidity, if it were a crime, we'd need a prison on every street corner.
Still waiting on that answer from the mod.
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I'm bored now.
n00bs annoy me tonight/today
You mean they don't annoy you, normally?
Quote from: Josh Massa on June 20, 2007, 02:54:52 AM
Still waiting on that answer from the mod.
Pretty sure that was a dumb reference to some internet rules by 4chan. Rule 34, rule 1, blah blah blah. Not the rules you see for the forum. Talk about whatever you want.
Ok thanks. I will post some interesting facts about Undercliff Institution tomorrow, I'm too tired to type it all up now.
I await your findings with incredible enthusiasm.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g147/Rheaspenguinshop/FMA%20avatars/thassofurself.jpg)
Xze-Xze, you REALLY need to stop the flamming. Your getting rather annoying.
What is this 'flamming' of which you speak?
I imagine Flam is like Flan but with bubble-gum. Grrroossss. :T L: :yuck
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Flamming eh? any relation to flogging?
Flogging Molly FTW. (http://forum.nfsunlimited.net/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif)
I wanna flog molly. :love3
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g147/Rheaspenguinshop/FMA%20avatars/ththDorki.gif)
Why, 'cause you keep using those FMA avatars?
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i'm too lazy to type right now :<
me 2
:valentine :bday :donate :disco
:wrong
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Quote from: Josh Massa on June 20, 2007, 02:54:52 AM
Still waiting on that answer from the mod.
This is not a chat. This is a forum. Forum means it takes a little while for people to respond. Give it a day or so, since the admins have a life outside of sitting in front of the forum keeping up with inane chatter about inconsequentials.
Fifty minutes nineteen seconds is not long enough. Certainly not for two repeats. See Rule #5.
As far as posting about something of content, feel free. So far I've seen very little of content out of you, so it'd make a nice change.
Quote from: Josh Massa on June 20, 2007, 03:18:17 AM
Xze-Xze, you REALLY need to stop the flamming. Your getting rather annoying.
Xze-Xze is not flaming. Xze-Xze is tactfully pointing out deficiencies in your mode of discussion.
If you want flaming, I'm sure Darkmoon or myself will be more than willing to assist.
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(should i stop now? i'm kinda having fun)
FMA AVATARS?!
A challenge has been issued!
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/Shippuuden/kyo1av.jpg)
Tsk. I leave for a few hours, and look what happens. :rolleyes
Aaaaaah!! Naruto v FMA!! Kill it, kill it with fire!!!
Quote from: Netami on June 20, 2007, 03:26:38 AMI wanna flog molly. :love3
No. You can still fire the Surgeon General (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=818086), if you'd like.
Quote from: Netrogo on June 20, 2007, 09:18:24 AM
Aaaaaah!! Naruto v FMA!! Kill it, kill it with fire!!!
Go FullMetal!!! MURDER Naruto! Alchemize eveything around you to smack aroud teh silly ninjas! :mowhappy
Oh god, tech's participating! Kill him, kill HIM with fire!!!
I am a machine! I am immune to normal fire!
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on June 20, 2007, 11:58:02 AM
I am a machine! I am immune to normal fire!
That's like saying "I'm made of ice! I don't get cracked by a sledgehammer to the face!"
That's why I said normal fire. You know, like campfire, torch fire, ect, the kind of fire that someone shouting KILL IT WITH FIRE would be wielding. Super fire, like blowtorches, lava, ect, still affect me.
But I didn't want to say that for revealing weakness. Now Netrogo can kill me. i hope you're happy. :<
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on June 20, 2007, 11:58:02 AM
I am a machine! I am immune to normal fire!
Even metal can melt >:]
That's what I was just SAYING. READ the post I just made, plz. But only superfire can melt me. If you just toss me on top of someone's campfire, even after a day, I won't be melting, I'll just be red-hot. Which wouldn't affect me, cuz I am a machine.
A machine's armor can be as tough as it wants, but it only makes for a more heat absorbant oven inside. And you can't make wires and motherboards out of tough metals.
Unless said circuitry was insulated sufficiently.
Yeah, good luck with that.
You made me laugh. Ergo you can't be that bad. Welcome! I'm Black-angel, the obsessive fangirl! Have a cookie.
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on June 20, 2007, 12:19:52 PM
That's what I was just SAYING. READ the post I just made, plz. But only superfire can melt me. If you just toss me on top of someone's campfire, even after a day, I won't be melting, I'll just be red-hot. Which wouldn't affect me, cuz I am a machine.
Uggh it was a joke and this isn't the RP forum. Blow me.
As Bill would say :plzdie
Only I may ask people to blow me.
And only I may ask people to please die! Or was it that I was the only one made of SUPER FIRE!
Ah well, I'm just going to go fire the surgeon general, I guess.
Awwwwww :<
I'll fix it then...
*ahem* Uggh it was a joke and this isn't the RP forum. Blow Bill.
And to still quote Bill :plzdie
Quote from: RJ on June 20, 2007, 08:11:59 AM
FMA AVATARS?!
A challenge has been issued!
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/Shippuuden/kyo1av.jpg)
only cuz i don't have any Naruto ones yet ;-;
*hugs her fellow Naru-fan*
It's dragon ball z, for ninjas!
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on June 21, 2007, 11:24:35 PM
It's dragon ball z, for ninjas!
At least it's not DBZ for girls... That's worse.
Hey, long as the hairdos are better, it's good.
"sorry kid, your hairdo isn't wacky enough to get in."
"Hey, he's with me!"
"Whoa, your hairdo is crazy enough for two people."
Kryptic knows a way to defeat both FMA and Naruto Avatars.
Fruits Basket.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/sweeterswing/FB_321.png)
But I'm a Naru-tard and FMA Fan too.... But turning boys into animals with hugs comes first.
Quote from: RJ on June 21, 2007, 11:37:11 PMAt least it's not DBZ for girls... That's worse.
Hey, I *liked* Inuyasha.
You're not supposed to. He doesn't swing that way....
Quote from: Kryptic on June 22, 2007, 12:59:40 AM
Kryptic knows a way to defeat both FMA and Naruto Avatars.
Fruits Basket.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/sweeterswing/FB_321.png)
But I'm a Naru-tard and FMA Fan too.... But turning boys into animals with hugs comes first.
0_0
i love you. I want
to eat your children
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/Shippuuden/candymountain3av.gif)
What better than to combine my two most favourite things? :D
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2007, 08:58:31 AMYou're not supposed to. He doesn't swing that way....
Well, neither do I. The show was fun, though.
Quote from: Xze-Xze on June 22, 2007, 11:58:03 PM
0_0
i love you. I want to eat your children
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Teehee. :giggle
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