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Title: Doritos X-13D
Post by: thegayhare on May 25, 2007, 11:49:28 PM
Hi Hi all

Have any of you seen or tried this yet?

I found a bag of these last week at a gas station.

It's billed as a flavor experiment with the note that it's an All-American Taste

I was wondering if anyone else has tried these?

I don't like them but I'm not a fan of mustard...

thats what they taste like  fast food cheeseburgers heavy onthe mustard

there is a bit of cheese flavor and I think some ketchup butto me the mustard was overwhelming

what do you folks think?
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: RJ on May 25, 2007, 11:51:55 PM
I hope that they aren't as bizarre as that new 'Meat Pie' Pizza they've made over here...

Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Zorro on May 25, 2007, 11:54:41 PM
The new smoky cheese flavor is OK.
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Zedd on May 25, 2007, 11:57:32 PM
I think Mike Mozart did a small review on it but seems so expensive to be Doritos guiniapig,Like how he says stuff. Check this out! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHiCaMQS6BU)
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on May 26, 2007, 12:14:43 AM
well let's see walking home from school I spotted a Large black empty  Doritos X-13D bag the size of a shoebox along the desert road clinging to the fence of the Wonderbread factory. I'm not sure but I believe this to be an indication that it is at the very least addictive, considering the gas station that sells the product is across the street.
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Fuyudenki on May 26, 2007, 12:40:31 AM
Haven't tried them, but if they taste of mustard, then I'll have to pass.  I can't stand mustard in any form.

Never been a fan of Doritos, either.  It's the fact that they only make Nacho Cheese and Ranch flavors.  Can we get a generic corn chip flavor, please!?
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Valynth on May 26, 2007, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: Fuyudenki on May 26, 2007, 12:40:31 AM
Haven't tried them, but if they taste of mustard, then I'll have to pass.  I can't stand mustard in any form.

Never been a fan of Doritos, either.  It's the fact that they only make Nacho Cheese and Ranch flavors.  Can we get a generic corn chip flavor, please!?

"Original" or "Classic"?   :mwaha
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Brunhidden on May 26, 2007, 01:57:26 AM
this reminds me strongly of several kinds of bagged chips and other snack foods labeled "Something special from Wisconsin".... which is wisconsineese for "if you eat this we are laughing at you". flavors include pickle flavor, salt and jalepeno vinegar, and something which is definitely not BBQ- it is to BBQ what 'special sause' is to expired mayonnaise, and several even more offensive then pickle flavored potato chips.

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Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: thegayhare on May 26, 2007, 02:00:30 AM
My favorite chip is a little odd It's Utz brand salt and pepper chips

so good on a ham and cheese sandwhich
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Zedd on May 26, 2007, 02:11:39 AM
BBQ chedder I fell in love with...A BBQ chedder cake for sometime Hare?
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Janus Whitefurr on May 26, 2007, 02:28:42 AM
Quote from: RJ on May 25, 2007, 11:51:55 PM
I hope that they aren't as bizarre as that new 'Meat Pie' Pizza they've made over here...

I saw that advertised in the Dominoes I walk past when I'm heading to work.

"WTF, mate?"
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: King Of Hearts on May 26, 2007, 02:34:48 AM
From the topic name I was expecting Doritos to be some kind of F-1 Racing engine XP

Never been much of the packaed chips kind of person. I like my Potato Crisps fresh from the deep fry.
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Toric on May 27, 2007, 09:22:18 PM
My family was lucky enough to find one bag left in the grocery store earlier this week, and curious enough to buy it. As soon as I ate one I got this bizarre look on my face, not because it tasted bad per se (I'm snacking on them right now), but because it's an odd feeling to bite into a chip and immediately be reminded of a hot-dog with mustard, ketchup, and relish. It's the strangest chip flavor I've tasted since Salt and Vinegar Pringles. I'd enter the contest but I just haven't the slightest clue of what to call them that'll be catchy enough to win. Definitely something to try once, but I wouldn't buy them on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Knight on May 27, 2007, 11:22:07 PM
Incidentally I just bought a bag today, before seeing the thread.

I knew it reminded me of "something" and I finally figured hamburger, or that artificial hamburger flavor.  What's next, chip-flavored hamburgers?

I suggest the name "Colon Explosion".
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: superluser on May 28, 2007, 12:03:47 AM
Quote from: Evil Richter on May 27, 2007, 11:22:07 PMI suggest the name "Colon Explosion".

Remember this?

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/colonblow3.jpg)
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Toric on May 28, 2007, 12:39:33 AM
Of course! You would have to eat over NINE THOUSAND(!!!!!) bowls of your average cereal to equal the fiber content of just one bowl of colon blow!
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Brunhidden on May 28, 2007, 01:55:52 AM
or you could just drink a glass of liquid plumber

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Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Damaris on May 28, 2007, 01:59:37 AM
I saw a bag of them today, and Darkmoon said "oh, THAT'S what they've been talking about on the forum."  Since he'd read the thread, we were spared from buying them out of curiousity- so thanks guys!
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Knight on May 28, 2007, 04:49:39 AM
Yeah and you like, missed out on the best thing in the world.  Nice going!
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Axis on May 28, 2007, 01:15:50 PM
Am I the only one that opened this thread thinking it would be about motorcycles? 
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Knight on May 28, 2007, 01:38:25 PM
We could make a motorcycle out of Doritos X-13D's...
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Brunhidden on May 29, 2007, 12:30:12 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Brunhidden/backstage-027.jpg)

'soul chips' do exist, but i forget who makes them. the bag does not say it but they're actually smoky sweet BBQ flavored with ripples or ridges or whatever you call them.

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Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Knight on May 29, 2007, 04:24:22 PM
I've decided I don't like them.  Anyone who wants mine, send a SASE and 4000 dollars, cash.
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Aridas on May 29, 2007, 04:40:48 PM
I saw some kind of commercial. Apparently we get to name them?
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Kenji on May 29, 2007, 04:43:07 PM
At least the name isn't as disgusting sounding as
Ketchup Potato Chips
or
Worcheshire Steak Sauce Potato Chips
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: Zorro on May 30, 2007, 02:02:58 AM
Quote from: Kenji on May 29, 2007, 04:43:07 PM
or Worcheshire Steak Sauce Potato Chips

I LOVE Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce!  I could drink it by the glass and I often use it as the only flavoring on rice and noodles.    :love2

How can Worcheshire Potato Chips not be heavenly?    O:)
Title: Re: Doritos X-13D
Post by: thegayhare on May 30, 2007, 02:06:24 AM
*pouts at zorro for inadvertently reminding him of his most recent lost love"

KC masterpice made this Honey teriyaki bbq suace.  It was so good on rice and noodles  some days thats all I'd have a big bowl of rice and ground turkey with my BBq suace...

and now... it's all gone

waaa they stopped making it

It was also pretty good on ham and cheese