I thought this was "say something cool", not "say something stupid"... :<
lol, that was meanie...
so YOU say something cool then! XD!
Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est-- Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.
--Beethoven
Deus non te comprehendi my amigo! XD
something cool
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum in este aiur. -- I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
*sticks a post-it with an opinion on it to the thread*
Im gonna say something from comics...
"Have you even been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...
You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like "maybe we should just be friends" or "how very perceptive" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
From Sandman: The Kindly Ones.
She has her faults, of course, but they only prove to make her perfect... Because when I'm with her, I FORGET my own. I love her. I LOVE. I'm a man who can fly... but it's this woman who sweeps me off my feet...
-Superman, talking about Lois Lane
"Dear Green Goblin, miss you terribly. Weather is nice, I've met a special new friend. Having fun on the railroad tracks. Wish you were here.... instead of me."
-Spider-man, thinking while fighting off Venom in the sewers
the state of arkansas if famous for their incredible ability to take ordinary cars and tunring them into their equiviland in.......horses. i have no idea either.......
Email Trevor I bet you wil!
Do it :mowwink
I said do it
DO IT YOUR MORTAL FOOL!!!!!!
Oh my! It is quite late! I should be going to bed now!
Good night
Sweet dreams [Aa]
It feels like my eyes are falling out.
I think fearies may have stolen them! :mowdizzy
i feel like i have sand on my eyes....
farewell and a pleasant evening for all... :p
Must...draw..one more...picture...
lol
go sleep you... :p
Must... say..something....fu..nny
There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact it's all dark.
Vectors... The vectors are all wrong...
Quote from: Wiggy on August 04, 2006, 04:18:35 PM
There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact it's all dark.
that depends of which side you get to look at it!
:tired goddamnit.. :tired
there is no rest for the wicked so i may never sleep again.
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS. NOW GIVE US SOME CASH!
is the season to be jolly, fallalalalalala, Give us cash or we'll never stiop singing FAALALALALALLALA
lalalalala I'm craaaaaazy
I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, with raaats, rubber raaats
如果一个人笨， 大家就都聪明 <---------> If one person is stupid, everyone else is smart.
Shake your groove thang shaske your groove thang yeah yeah shake it shake it
Some People call me space cowboy
lol
that was funny kio!!!!!!! xD
:funnay
that's so old trev... :p
now now be nice
If you recive pain you can still sleep but if you give pain you shall never sleep as well again.
must...keep on...typing....argh! *blanks*
don't worry you'll get it
Must ... ha...v..e mo.rrrzzz ! mo...r..e pos...t zzzzz (!) t...h...en L..e.....arrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snores*
then this is the hour of your snore! :p
edit: as usual i start a new page! :p
HAHA!
>:3
You know... I really like traffic lights.
i'll get enogh sleep when i'm dead
hey bill i found that incredible cool with cars that have ''inside lights''...
lemme explain it better with a pic!
(http://image.www.rakuten.co.jp/rc-yumekuukan/img10251291352.jpeg)
(http://www.imageenvision.com/md/0001-0602-1111-1908.jpg)
got me?i couldn't find better pics :p
(Next part is similatr to the Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy, I read the book)
A:let's get rid of your brain!
B: WHAT?
A: We can input a computer brain.
B: I don't want a computer brain
A: We can program it to say,"What?," "I don't understand," and, "Where's the tea?"
B: What?
A:Exactly
1+1 = One on a bun
And... and I've stopped my startwatch.
sleep is fore the weak.
Bizaro #1 is weakes there is!
I will not say.. I shall sing!!!
(spoken)
Hello my dear friends!
Well, here I am on record at last.
And it feels so wonderful to be here with you on my first album.
(sung)
I'm so happy!
AHA! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
living everyday!
I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
never bother me!
Things that bother you,
never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!
Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
just what I like,
and how I love it!
I'm right here to stay
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!
(humming)
Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
just what I like,
and how I love it!
I'm right here to stay,
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
(spoken)
OH! Isn't this a lovely band!
And what a thrill it is to have them play for me.
myst resies no can not urge too strong
(sings as well baxk to the crowd)
Hello darkness, my old friend,
(turns to fac the crowd)
Ive come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
A neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one deared
Disturb the sound of silence.
Fools said i,you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the signs said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whisperd in the sounds of silence.
(i loved that song in the move)
That's a damn good album as well.
lol last night i had a dream with jenifer lopez...
i hope this night i get one with penelope cruz...oh geez...i so hope so... :p
(http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/p/penelope_cruz.jpg)
We put poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs on our only world! We nailed our god to a stick! Don't **** with the human race!
sad but insane.
Woo ah, mercy mercy me Ah things ain't what they used to be, no no
Where did all the blue skies go? Poison is the wind that blows from the north and south and east
Hey, kid. Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey...
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. ~ Isaac Asimov.
Most people are convinced that their computers are scathing liars, the problem there is that Asimov relies on the human component being competent enough to do so.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/raphael9999/true.png)
o/~
They're rioting in Africa,
They're starving in Spain,
There's hurricanes in Florida,
And Texas needs rain.
The whole world is filled with festering souls,
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles,
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch,
And I Don't Like Anybody Very Much.
But we can be tranquil and thankful and proud,
For man's been endowed with the mushroom shaped cloud.
And we know for certain that some lovely day,
Someone will set the spark off, and we will all be blown away!
They're rioting in Africa,
There's strife in Iran.
What nature doesn't do to us,
Will be done by our fellow Man.
- The Merry Minuet, as sung by The Kingston Trio.
Who needs sleep? I have COFFEE!
I don't zzzZZZzzz
:mowignore
Eastern American Coast is offline in 3... 2... 1... Mark.
Do you need a slap? You're asking for it buddy.. :kruger
With No power comes no responisbility. :spidey
When Ebil People---> :mwaha<----Lose to the Good Guys---> :batman<--- The ebil people be sad and depressed :tired SO BE A GOOD GUY!
If I had a cookie for everytime i said this- :mowcookie HEY A COOKIE!
If I got an acorn for every-MINE! :rj
even the fires of the underworld can not compaire to the fires of rage that burn in my home. (rather not talk about it futher)
going to bed...yay!
lol i am so dumb sometimes.... :p
:tohell
okie dokie....friday night....10:40 pm....tired...tomorrow saturday...all day off...sunday too....sleep till late...see you guys all weekend...if castlevania lets me go on I.E.... ;)
just because i can do something doesn't mean that i will.
Good night, John Boy.
Over here on the backside of the moon, I am ready to sleep... and I quote Largo from Megatokyo:
Poor controller technique will not be tolerated! It can lead to m4d b34tdownz. B34tdownz suxor! The console is a conduit for the soul. The controller is your gateway. Live thru it. Feel thru it. You must be one with your gamepad. The only way to defeat your opponent is to pour your very life and soul into it. If you do not, you will be roxor3d... by the forces of darkness that plague the world! Ph34r them!
The sky is burning! This is so fscking cool!
You... would actually purchase a pre-assembled system? Pre-assembled boxes are an abomination! They are an affront to all that is l33t!! A box must be hand crafted to fit the needs of the individual! Parts must be selected, lovingly assembled, and tuned with the utmost skill! Only then will your box be a device worthy of being an extension of your physical self!
I will stand, or I will fall. I will not sit.
Dud3. Plan. I set all this cardboard on fire. You make for the trapdoor. I'll dive through the window. One of us might survive.
Maybe.
I'm out. :peace
A:Yo Yo Yo my name is banquo, yo, cops Cannot deny it-
B: SHUT THE HELL UP! Yo yo yo My name is Banquo yo, Cops can't deny it...I killed macBeth...PEACE! (This was a funny scene from the Erick Liang Movie...)
你是店， 你是光
You are electricity, you are light.. (That was only part of the Chorus of Super Star Sang By: S.H.E)
爱我，I I I I I IO IO
Love me, I I I I I IO IO (That was part of the chorus of IOIO Sang by: S.H.E)
the darkness cheered for light it feared and beckoned me to it's plight "come know the coolness of my shade and the kiss of ever night"
You might not have been able to find paradise, but I guarantee you, we will. --Tsume, Wolf's Rain
You cannot escape cause and effect, thus yet another heart is broken.
a heart is only as stong as the lie it takes to break it. (myself)
If everything were possible, wouldn't it be possible for something to be impossible?
*Universe Implodes*
the power of if is only realized when it is unfulfilled. (myself) it's five am what do you expect?
Ya, well, it's 3 AM here, and 3 totally kicks 5's ass. :P
Everyone says we've come such a long, long way; We're civilized... Isn't that nice? We've gotten so smart; We know how to blow the whole world apart. But when it comes to the simple things like living together... HA!
all the power in the world won't make some one a better neighbor.
and not what you country can do for you ask instead who's hand is holding that Knife buried in you back
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on August 14, 2006, 06:02:28 AM
If everything were possible, wouldn't it be possible for something to be impossible?
*Universe Implodes*
"All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door. Unless you have very short skis, or a very large door. Or both...."
O Heavens, take heed! O Earth, incline thy ears! Take this to Heart! The Ten divine punishments!
Be yourself everyone else is taken. - taken as a personnal motto
i'll show you my pride with my own two fist.
"Max?" Iggy knocked on the bathroom door. "Can I come in? I just have to brush my teeth."
"No-- I'm in a towel," I called back.
"I'm blind," he said impatiently.
We were over northern Florida now. All along the coast we saw a million twinkling lights of homes and stores and cars moving in threads like blood cells in a vein. If blood cells had, you know, weensy little headlights.
"You're a human-avian hybrid," the first doctor said.
"That's one name for it," I said tightly. As opposed to, say, mutant freak. "I prefer Avian-American."
--James patterson, Maximum Ride: School's Out-- Forever
don't knock it just because it's stupid. it could still be true.
even the most evil on occasion feel the urge to do something good.
Even the most good best feel the urge to do evil on occasion. :twisted
the truly understand the meaning of 409 you me walk the line
409 (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_409.php)
#409: Even the nice ones get a little tempted every now and then.
" those who would sacifice their freedom for safety will find that they inherent neither" Ben Franklin
can't sleep brain will run away if i do.
I was gonna say something cool earlier, but I forgot what it was. :cry
"You don't know what you have until it's gone." How do you know what it is if it's not there anymore?
"don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got tis it's gone. pave over paradice and put up a parking lot"
.. it's like saying
"i miss you though i haven't me you yet."
you miss what you don't have so you know what you've lost.
(from last night)
1:25 AM
"But, if pickles could fly... they'd form an army"
1:30 AM
"but then the doughnuts would become peace-keepers"
1:45 AM (insomnia sucks)
"why do all my artistic ideas come as i'm falling asleep?"
it goes blank after that.
eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you all shall die. *evil laugh*
the dark eternal to his captured enemies based on a quote i can't remember
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Your move
Check.
Insanity is having an opinion that differs from the majority of society.
Genius is proving that idea works.
"Get rid of concequences for one's actions you get rid of good and evil; of cause coming after effect and of memory that you did anything. So many people say concequences are so unfair and nobody should have to deal with them, when they really just want to be locked in a box where nothing happens forever. I would rather do as I see fit and enjoy the concequences."
Some people get stupid when they're sleepy. I get philosophical. Now to balance that out.
:) :< D: :B :3 >:3 ;) xD :P :laugh :U :tired :rolleyes :mwaha :erk :help :bunny :januscat :spidey :batman :zombiekun3 :zombiekun2 :evar :meh :yeahthat :mowsmile :mowwink :mowmeep :mowhappy :mowtongue :mowcookie :mowdizzy :mowsad :mowignore :mowninja :mowdan :rj :kruger
sleep is for the weak. sruhs. so i'm waek so sue me.
No one's gonna take me alive,
Time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive,
Huzzah for Knights of Cydonia!
Word. Nites.
for i am the traveler who knocks on the door
and i am the stranger that helps out the poor
yet i am the wind whistling in through trees
my path is unmarked and no trail do i leave
a broken heart sucks. a broken heart that won't heal sucks bad. but a broken heart that fools you into thinking it's healed and lulls you into a false sense of security, making each new wave of emotional agony all the more painfull? that sucks like a dyson.
stop reaing my poems beroe thers finsed. but if you really want a peak here
what is the point of living with a heart that knows only pain?
What is the point of crying with it will not ease the pain?
What is the point of trying, if I will only fail again
What is the point in getting up when I'll be knocked down again?
What is the point of flying knowing that I'll only be force to fall?
What is the point in giving up know that they want it all?
Don't waste time or time will waste you.
See it, the east burning red!
"Be not afraid, the isle is full of noises,
Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twanging instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometimes voices,
That if I then had waked after long sleep,
Would make me sleep again; and then in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open, and shew riches
Ready to drop upon me: when I wak'd
I cried to dream again."
Hamlet >:3
i think i see dead people... :paranoid
i am the one hiddin under your bead with teah ground sharp and eyes glowing read
that's all folks!!!!!!!
(http://www.iliketheinternet.com/thats_all_folks.jpg)
good night guys, see you all tomorrow!!! ;)
Something cool.
Sorry, but do you expect me to come up with something better than that when I'm going to bed? I'm normally inspired in the mornings.
Why the F*** is it 82* at 11:00 PM?! :evil
and though i may sleep in body my soul does not rest.
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!
I am General Jebediah Stuart of the Confederate Cavalry!
I have nothing to offer you this day but death--
In the steel of my saber and the lead of my pistol.
YIELD OR PERISH, WORTHLESS YELLOW RABBLE!
...
So be it.
may rage shall cunsume you all
elinader.
"RAGE: it is a fire that consumes all dobut and burns away reason. it is both power and weakness. it is a force that threathens to consum me but a force that i can not do with out. it is my reason to be"
Eliander dragon of rage
'You have brought nothing into this world, and we will ensure you bring nothing out.'
'Through war we will teach your heresy.
Through battle we will teach your frailty.
Through death we will teach your fate.'
Mad props to anyone who knows what these are from.
you soul is mine!
The ones you hate the most are the ones you know are right.
(I'm trying to go to bed, anyway.)
10 PRINT "Now everything comes full circle."
20 GOTO 10
RUN
"Two hundred and fifty eight innocent bystanders are dead before I hit the ground.
A second later. A single second. And the body count tripled."
-Superman, pondering his fight with Bizarro in "Red son"
Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem. - Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
i who have possessed everything find that in the end i desire nonthing - E voyager
"Algebra? I no longer fear algebra, for Advanced Algebra has become my detestable prison mate whom I have to work out my differences with and we cooperate anyway to execute a jail break. It'd make a good movie. So, yeah, don't let the polynomials make you their bitch. You have to stand up for yourself. That's when everybody starts wondering if you're insane and gets the frick out of your way." --Stan
i have seen the mind of god and been humbled.
Kneeling roses disappering into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing our inventions
Hangers sitting dripped in oil, crying, "Freedom!"
Handed to obsoletion, still you feed us lies from the table cloth.
Yes, I know I cheated, but it's a cool verse.
i who have seen the light in the darkness was saddend but the darkness in the light.
Alea, Jacta Est
count to one it's okay to be alive. Counbt to two it's okay to reast . Count to three it's okay to think. Moving at my pace is fine for me.
"Sitting next to a pretty lady on a bench for an hour seems like a minute; sitting on a hot stove for a minute seems like an hour."
-Albert Einstein: Relativity
the half life of the holiday letfovers decires expondield in porpotin to the number of freeloaders staying at your hore. Plucky duck the theros of relitivity
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Lol thats a good one.
Quote from: Hilary on September 22, 2006, 12:14:20 AM
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
It's not kleenex, it's tissue paper. Kleenex is a brand of tissue paper.
It's not a band-aid, it's an adhesive medical strip. Band-Aid is a brand of adhesive medical strips.
The list goes on...
Night, folks.
and though i may contire to grow i shall never truely change. (woot my post count is not stable is seells and not on 4,666 either)
Quote from: Hilary on September 22, 2006, 12:14:20 AM
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
i have an awesome flash about something like this with chuck, too bad it is in portuguese... :[
only thoses who have charised soemthing turely know loss
Where we go in our dreams, No sleep in needed.
acceptans is the last refugue of the guilty
I find myself having less liberties each and every day.
I dropped my harmonica, Albert.
Life is like a box of dongles.
Great, Rowne, I think my blood pressure went up 50 points. BLOODY BOXES OF CABLES. Arg.
There is life after cable. it''s just not veryy funny
There is life after cable, and it is a sattelite.
There is life after Sattelite, and it is Dig-Cable + DVR.
There is life after DigiCable +DVR, Satelite + DVR.
Seriously, the Cable DVR where I live is stupid compared to the Satellite DVR.
Hmm... See you tomorrow? If I can get here after I've done sll the work I have to do. Good night, good day, good year, good everything.
...And follow the Tea. (http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4416/teatt5.png)
there is power in the simplisther of thngs.
A true story from New York.
The subway doors open. A homeless man enters, holding a bottle of Windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other. He says: "Which is the better time to read Dostoyevsky?
Winter?"
He sprays the Windex.
Homeless man: "Or spring?"
He squeezes the toothpaste out of the tube.
Girl: "Spring!"
Homeless man: "You are correct."
lol, awesome story...
Talking to people across the world can be disorienting. I thought it was 1:00 AM, but it's only 10:00 PM.
this is the point of collaspie in whis all turens are prove lies are prove ture and the great secerets of the univere are reveiltes to be little more then smoke on the water.
One fine dewy morning as I set out in Autumn
I met by the roadside the love of my heart
As I gazed on his shoes the tears started falling
And I asked three small kisses before we should part
O great is my sorrow as I walk through the lowlands
As long as we're parted no peace can I find
But he's wed to another, none else will I marry
And that's surely the cause of this grief in my mind.
The Dying need but little, Dear,
A Glass of Water's all,
A Flower's unobtrusive Face
To punctuate the Wall,
A Fan, perhaps, a Friens Regret
And Certainty that one
No color in the Rainbow
Perceive, when you are gone.
Something cool >:3
I will have sleep dep and overcaffination tomorrow. There's nothing I can say now that will trump the look on my face then. HA HA, stupid future me.
Plan 9 From Outer Space is the worst movie in the history and future of forever. :sweatdrop
with this blade i shall wipe away your sins.: eliander vladern warrior of virtue, dragon of rage.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on September 25, 2006, 12:06:55 AM
Plan 9 From Outer Space is the worst movie in the history and future of forever. :sweatdrop
*cough* MANOS *cough*
There is no peace of mind when tommorrow has many secrets.
tomorrow is after today! :>
A life without dreams is a life of a writer that day-dreams.
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/bytor69/awesome.jpg)
Quote from: BillBuckner on September 25, 2006, 03:41:08 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on September 25, 2006, 12:06:55 AM
Plan 9 From Outer Space is the worst movie in the history and future of forever. :sweatdrop
*cough* MANOS *cough*
*cough* Rat Pfink A Boo Boo *cough*
of what wother is you sould you me you pitiful werch? : darkE3
I wish I was a lovely leaf,
All leafy with your leafy bits,
Clinging tight like a yellowy coloured bat nailed to a tree,
Oh lovely pretty coloured leaf,
I wish I could be thee.
I stepped on a whole pile of leaves today, the crisp sound of cellulose structures crunching reverberating through my ears, my mind, my soul, like the screams of a thousand victims, and for that one moment, I am The Destroyer. I am Shiva incarnate. Leaves everywhere cower in fear of my ability to crush their fragile lives at a whim.
Frig, I'm late to Latin. I'm off, carried, ironically, like a leaf in the wind. The sound of thousands of photosynthetic pores all sighing with relief at once is almost audible. Somewhere, a leaf falls from a tree. Shiva calls. I'll be back in an hour.
Ancient immortal spirit, pure father
of beauty, of greatness and of truth
descend, be revealed as lightning here
within the glory of your own earth and sky
At running and wrestling and at throwing
illuminate in the noble Agons' momentum
and crown with the unfading branch
and make the body worthy and ironlike.
so i can win HER as my champion's prize!
and in the end as you flutters helplessly in the wind you you whisper did you ever love me true?. and i anwer i never loved you.
(spure of the moment thon there guys)
"Hell hath no fury like a woman rammed"
- The Great Murray Walker
it's feels like i'm god, like i'm making the universe. Hikaru
I'm going to bed, as soon as I can get my dog to a bed that isn't me. As I said in the chat, shee you all shoon.
i was transported to a far away land, to a land where monsteres ruled.(opening for amercain opening for monster rancher)
Na na nah nah.
Na na nah nah.
Hey heey.
Goodbye.
(Get that out of your head now!)
sorry you have been firewalled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQMrCqL_1pk THis is how I feel right now...
I'm not going to sleep... I'm going to school. (Same thing, I suppose. ;) ) But anyway, a tale from English class:
Laura: Will, you're an untouchable.
Sam: Ohhh! You got served, hindu-style!
:mowcookie
Sometimes, you just have cave in a man's skull to get your point across.
Me, jabbering while watching Ninja Scroll.
True story from Civics and Economics class, Overheard edition.
John: What are you going to draw for your Spanish project?
Eli: I'm thinking about doing a thunderstorm, like, clouds and lighting and stuff.
John: Yeah, I'm doing some characters from The Wizard of Oz. It makes perfect sense, but the only thing is, how do you draw in spanish?
all who live will some day die. it's just a matter of how and why. a world against and still i try . to live in piece and still i cry.
Ok, tonight I've been called "orange fox of brains", "grammar pendant" and "tea sage". I'd better go to bed before the names get any weirder.
Besides, today I wrote the form for yesterday's class (which is basically a list of tips and things to take into account for the next teacher to give that class); I e-mailed a teacher telling him to write the form for the class he gave on Wednesday and giving him guidelines about how to do it; I fixed the spelling mistakes in the slides of the class and published them on the subject's website; I gave the last touches to a set of notes about AVL trees and published them as well; I corrected some parts of an excercise sheet, which involved rewriting a whole excercise, fixing some typos and adding more details to 2 others; I put everything in the CVS; I sent an e-mail to the students telling them about the changes and reminding them that there's an exam in 2 weeks' time and they should get started with excercise sheet #5; I uploaded the grades of all the latest projects to the database; I fixed one of the functions that calculated the statistics; and I read the e-mails with questions from the students and answered them. And I also bought the gift for Mother's Day... among other things. I think it's a good time to call it a day.
Quote from: Gabi on October 14, 2006, 10:46:41 PM
Besides, today I wrote the form for yesterday's class (which is basically a list of tips and things to take into account for the next teacher to give that class); I e-mailed a teacher telling him to write the form for the class he gave on Wednesday and giving him guidelines about how to do it; I fixed the spelling mistakes in the slides of the class and published them on the subject's website; I gave the last touches to a set of notes about AVL trees and published them as well; I corrected some parts of an excercise sheet, which involved rewriting a whole excercise, fixing some typos and adding more details to 2 others; I put everything in the CVS; I sent an e-mail to the students telling them about the changes and reminding them that there's an exam in 2 weeks' time and they should get started with excercise sheet #5; I uploaded the grades of all the latest projects to the database; I fixed one of the functions that calculated the statistics; and I read the e-mails with questions from the students and answered them. And I also bought the gift for Mother's Day... among other things. I think it's a good time to call it a day.
You deserve some cookies.
"I used to be a pirate, now I'm a ninja. Bit of a shock when me ma found out." --Greg
"You may be wearing them, but they sure as hell aren't your pants!" --Brittany
i now sleep the sleep of the ancients.
I now sleep the sleep of the fifteen-and-a-half-year olds.
age is not a factor of the body, rather the body's age is the symptom of the aging of the soul.
Ahh... In that case, I sleep the sleep of the five-and-a-half-year olds.
i have seen the end of a universe and the dawn of time. i have lived far longer then any mortal day dream yet i am not complete for there is a hollowness that haunts my in my dreams
I'm hungry.
This is kind of like the opposite of the 'Translate above post to phrophetian' game... except I'm the only one playing. :paranoid
:D
often in the minds of men it is no so important what you say so much and how you say it.
People will do whatever you say, as long as you have a big gun.
i detest guns for they're messy and limited
Glorious Gidfrey: "On your knees for the master! The hour has come! He has come! Who is beyond good and evil? Who is the prophecy of Anti-Life? Who is the rock and the chain and the lightning? All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering! Who is your New God now and forever?"
Darkseid: "Darkseid is."
Plastic Man: "I know you're a goddess! I know you possess the power to turn men into beasts! I know you're immortal and I'll be piloting a wheelchair when you're still dancing weekends at 'Cheeks'! I've had weirder girlfriends."
Wonder Woman: "The only way to deny death, then, is to live each day to its absolute fullest---- by constantly striving to carve an immortal legend which will serve as your eternal legacy. By making the extraordinary.....look easy."
Green Lantern: [Kyle Rayner] "I'm your worst nightmare, pal. A manga nut with a power ring."
Ray Palmer: "Four students have a crush on me. Three of them are girls...."
Mr. Miracle: "It's not a god; it's a weapon capable of destroying gods."
Firestorm: "Uh, how does it feel about people?"
Plastic Man:"The first person who points out that Batman would have had a plan by now eats knuckle. I mean it."
Well, I'm off to write.
"You've reached the Grey Ronin. I'm currently out of my mind, but if you leave a message, I'll think of you."
"I'm sorry, but my wife adn I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message and we'll call you when we're finished."
"I'm sorry, but yo momma and I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message and we'll call you back when we're finished."
"We can't come to the phone right now, because we were killed in the quake. Tragic, isn't it? But, leave a message, and someone will get back to you eventually..."
dying is not the worse thing that could happen. you could have had to live with the guilt.
"I'm sorry, we can't come to the phone right now because we're out looting! Leave a message and we'll call you later and tell you what we got!"
"Hi! The answering machine is broken. This is the refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnet"
"Uh, hi. I'm not the answering machine, I'm just a passing burglar. Leave a message, and I'll... well, I'll be taking the answering machine with me, so I'll write it down and stick it to the refrigerator.... Where did you say you lived?"
hi i'm sorry but no one is home right now as the home is being burned the the ground. please send flowers and cash. bye bye
I believe that popsicles require population control, and have thus made eating as many popsicles as possible my civic duty.
I also believe that some people are like slinkies. Not much good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see them fall down the stairs.
But if you do it too much, they get all twisted up and broken and you have to stuff them in the garbage.
"You have reached the Literacy Self-Help Hotline. Please leave a message utilising today's word at the sound of the tone. Today's word is 'decollation'." *beep*
"Say what?! Hey, I'm not dying again! I only die once, do you hear me? Hard enough comming back the first time."
it wouldn't be enough not matter how many lives you had
Each night, before I drift into slumber, I meditate on one thought. that I will find her, and we will walk the path of true bliss... together. until that day comes, I dream.
In the beginning was the Word and the Word was Aum Keshavaya namah aum namah aum
In the beginning there was nothing to be heard but Aum Keshavaya namah aum namah aum
and i sought forth the power of the universe only to find it hiding in me and so i called forth the power of the universe. it was mighty and with it i became one as it became one with me. and thought i was whole again i would never again be the person that i was and would i would never be complete
I insist that it would be much easier to say something cool if I were not going to bed.
Right now all I can think of is... Does anyone have a least of all 4th generation pokemon grouped by type and evolution stage?
Oh, and I wrote a 500-case PHP switch statement! Feel free to fear me. :tongue
Gabi has gained my fear. beware!
man, proud man,
Dressed in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he is most assured,
His glassy essence, like an angry ape,
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As make the angels weep.
For those times that one feels all powerful.
Quote from: e_voyager on October 21, 2006, 11:31:40 PM
Gabi has gained my fear. beware!
Have I? Interesting. >_>
Ok. Tomorrow... shall be... another day.
"You say you have not faith, because you have not proof. I say you have not proof, because you have not faith."
i leave behind this legacy for you
Goodnight. And... I have photos of my graduation ceremony (http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/Gliynn/Diploma/?action=view¤t=imgp3138.jpg&slideshow=true&interval=5)! That is cool!
good on ya Gabi
beware the sword of storms
My friend Liz said this...
"It's easier to kick the puppy the second time around."
QuoteWhile vile mutants still draw breath, there can be no peace. While obscene heretics' hearts still beat, there can be no respite. While faithless traitors still live, there can be no forgiveness.
Legiones Astartes Silver Skulls' Catechism of Hate, Verse I of XXV
QuoteWe do not know what our chances of survival are, so we fight as if they were zero. We do not know what we are facing, so we fight as if it was the dark gods themselves. No one will remember us now and we may never be buried beneath Titan, so we will build our own memorial here. The Chapter might lose us and the Imperium might never know we existed, but the Enemy - the Enemy will know. The Enemy will remember. We will hurt it so bad that it will never forget us until the stars burn out and the Emperor vanquishes it at the end of time. When Chaos is dying, its last thought will be of us. That is our memorial - carved into the heart of Chaos. We cannot lose, Grey Knights. We have already won."
you soul is of no worth to me. be gone beggar lest i feed you to my hounds
May tomorrow bring fewer problems, more solutions, some fun and maybe a :choco or two. Goodnight.
And thanks, e. :)
Gabi has frighten me for a second time.
why is she thanking me?
has my body been doing things without my mind again?
Posting, usually. :-)
Bah Weep Grah Nah Weep Nini Bong!! I hope this quote helps you soon...And I hope any one can find the refs and PM me ;)
If you bend over to close your suitcase and hear a "Zwip! Thump!" sound, then discover a knife wobbling in the wall behind you, it could mean you've unintentionally become entangled in a web of international espionage and intrigue.
:mwaha
beware the one who does not boast his power but always seem to get his way.
"Oh my," said God, "I hadn't thought of that," and vanished in a puff of logic.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been genrally regarded as a bad move.
:lol
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rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kirby
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 02, 2006, 07:36:46 PM
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Oh my, I may have to animate that.
my souls in n0t my own it is only on lone. ( part of a longer quote that i just mad up the the rest is kind of disturbing)
It always sucks to find out that you are dead.
every end has a beginning. but that does not necessarily mean that every beginning has an end.
and a quick search on google gets me my favorite Douglas adams quote:
Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, causes itself to happen again.
It doesn't all necessarily happen chronologically, though.
Like when that guy from Terminator sent his friend back to knock up his mom?
or the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I see the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride,
In her sepulchre there by the sea--
In her tomb by the side of the sea.
G'night everybody.
Been there done that got evicted for blowing up most of the city.
...GAARA IS SO COOL!!!!
i told my doctor my dreams and not he goes to therapy.
Quote from: e_voyager on November 04, 2006, 04:02:24 AM
i told my doctor my dreams and not he goes to therapy.
bahahahahhahaaha!!!!!!!! :boogie
remember, remember the fifth of november...
Remember remember the 19th of July. No wait...
"I came here to save your life, not eat it."
--Johan Cross
Switch the 'C' and 'D' in 'Cookie Dough,' and you get 'Dookie Cough.' :)
That's an improper spoonerism, "Dough" and "Cough" are pronounced differently.
/nitpick
Resistance is futile. But that doesn't mean it can't be fun.
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 06, 2006, 06:54:16 PM
That's an improper spoonerism, "Dough" and "Cough" are pronounced differently.
/nitpick
What do I care, it's still funny. :lol
come and rest you head. i promise not to steal you soul. after all you beg me to take if before i'm through.
"We're getting a bit short on heroes lately."
Jethro Tull - Cold Wind to Valhalla
(http://i10.tinypic.com/30kgbhy.jpg)
that has to be on of the grossest thing i've seen a non zombie do. yet it's touching
Really? Being a robot I would assume that gore wouldn't fase you. :P
that is were everyone get it wrong. i am an energy being that stole this spare bod form the hold bay of Dr. Wily. i inherited some of the robots memoir's and desires. i still go back then form time to time. to play the rebels son like during the power battles but i am not a robot by nature. then again i'm not flesh by nature either and you've seen me in multiple forms. that's how i could upgrade this both with 21XX tech and how i got my robotizer
on a normal day, I can be happy. truely so. but every so often, I'll see a reminder of love that once was, and for a dark spell I am tormented my lonesome heart. one is the loneliest number, my friends.
i may not need any reason to be happy but that doesn't mean that i want one to be unhappy.
EAT YOUR CORNFLAKES!
I only follow their rules because I can't think of my own.
That night, when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
--Chicago
If you had any idea what I was thinking, you'd run away screaming.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 08, 2006, 08:15:27 PM
I only follow their rules because I can't think of my own.
not sure if i posted this before but this makes me think of
"even a scorpion follows the rules though they be his own"
"Your body is dead," I told it. "You're just a soul in a beer bottle now."
--C.J.P.
oh the screams are alright i can sleep through them. it's that damned laughing that drives me into a rage for my killing spree in the morning
If all the world's a stage, then somebody get the hook!
’Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.
Now could I drink hot blood, and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on.
--Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
ZING!
The worst is yet to come.
clean your plates like good children and if you're really lucky you won't get any dessert.
So... I got together with some of my friends, and we've designated tomorrow as:
:intro Official Trench Coat Wednesday! :intro
Hmm... that would actually be today, now. Here, anyway.
So wear your trench coats, and show support! :woot
.... I do anyway.
Wear, not show, I mean.
... remember, folks, trenchcoats do -not- mean that you don't have to wear anything underneath....
Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty!
Shields collapsing,Power failing....We cant hold out!...What do we do?
*eye piece wirlls* We die....
Zedd's dead, honey. Zedd's dead.
Quote from: Hilary on November 06, 2006, 09:33:08 PM
(http://i10.tinypic.com/30kgbhy.jpg)
awesome pic! :kirby
BRING ME YOUR CHILDRENS SOULS!!!!
Sorry, I already sold them for quick cash on ebay.
"three hours fighting killer tofu. some girls have all the luck" mercy
"How old are you?" I asked.
"Seventeen," he answered promptly.
"And how long have you been seventeen?"
His lips twitched as he stared at the road. "A while," he admitted.
--Twilight
''Assim como Jeová se mostrou com o meu senhor, o rei, assim se mostre com Salomão, e faça ele seu trono maior do que o trono de meu senhor, o Rei Davi."
off topic: who made this crazy topic anyway? :p
LEEERROOOOY JEEEENNKKIINNNSS!
1:1:53... The throne of Man, King David. Though I wonder why you'd choose that verse. And why in portugese?
"Per pietas, vir has ostendo ut is est idoneus of maioribus inhumanitas. Libenter, is has ostendo ut is est idoneus partum maioribus poena. Per humilitas, vir has ostendo ut is est validus vomito in nomen Deus."
-Stygian
my intention:
the person that reads makes a research to know what it says and then come to think about it...and
portuguese is more beautiful...so is spanish, isn't it?
you wish to know yourself? look if you wish but one you have seen the bitterness of this so called soul the the poison bile of the rage dragon shall seem sweet by comparison (what i was told by the one i would have to become)
Merda taurorum animas conturbit.
this hand of mint is shining bright. it's fierce glow is telling me to defeat you!
Only the good die young. The older we get the worse off we become.
"How does it work-- the mind reading thing? Can you read anybody's mind, anywhere? How do you do it? Can the rest of your family..." I felt silly, asking for clarification on make-believe.
"No, it's just me. And I can't hear anyone, anywhere. I have to be fairly close. The more familiar someone's... voice is, the farther away I can hear them. But still, no more than a few miles." Edward paused thoughtfully. "It's a little like being in a huge hall filled with people, everyone talking at once. It's just a hum, a buzzing of voices in the background, until I focus on one voice, and then what they're thinking is clear. Most of the time I tune it all out. It can be very distracting. And then it's easier to seem normal..." --he frowned as he said the word--"...when I'm not accidentally answering someone's thoughts rather than their words."
"Why do you think you can't hear me?" I asked curiously. He looked at me, his eyes enigmatic.
"I don't know," he murmured. "The only guess I have is that maybe your mind doesn't work the same as the rest of theirs do. Like your thoughts are on the AM frequency, and I'm only getting FM." He grinned at me, suddenly amused.
"My mind doesn't work right? I'm a freak?" The words bothered me more than they should, probably because his speculation hit home. I'd always suspected as much, and it embarrassed me to have it confirmed.
"I hear voices in my mind, and your worried that you're the freak," Edward laughed.
--Twilight
day's light helps one understand night's darkness...
daylight come and me want go home
Come, mister tallyman, walk right into that dark hallway there... Thaaat's right...
I don't sing with the deadly tarantulas!
something cool
:3
Sorry, Gabi already pulled that one. :P
I have combined the DNA of all the world's evil creatures to make the most evil creature, ever! It turns out it's man!
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
*directly relates to the posts above*
I try to keep my emotions on the inside. that's where they belong after all.
more blood and tears my broken dreams souffle is getting dry : EvilE
Crepuscolo
Si vela il sol nell'ultimo saluto,
Assorta e l'aria; il bosco si fa muto...
Lamenta la campana "Ave, Maria, Ave Maria, Ave!"
"T'adoro," mormora la bocca mia, mormora, mormora, "T'adoro!"
Twilight
The sun is veiled in a last salute,
The air absorbed, the woods fall mute...
The church bell laments, "Hail Mary, Hail Mary, Hail!"
"I adore you," my mouth murmurs, murmurs, murmurs, "I adore you!"
a warrior's strength lies not in his weapon, but how he uses it.
it is not that sword that shall decide you victory or defeat here today. it is the heart that wields it. now come to you doom! darkE demands it! : darkE the quest for self( not even half written at this point)
Cobra Commander: Evil is not simply in the commision of the act but the denial of its existence.
Destro: You can no longer do anything about the past.
...
...
...
Destro: Now do something about the future.
Power without wisdom leads to demise, as does wisdom without power lead to misery. To enjoy their benefits, one must chain them together, using the shackles named honor and justice.
- Stygian
The one that posses power also posses great responsability!
i guess i have no power! :p
How am I driving? Seriously, I don't have a steering wheel.
bahaahahahaha long time you didnt speak something that funny haz!!!! :mowhappy
Now, now, very now, neither of the honorable gentlemen are on topic.
So it is, and for the necessity of present life,
I feel compelled to ridicule and to be insolent,
For rude am I in my speech,
And little blessed with the soft phrase of peace.
- Stygian, adaptations from Othello
Make your words soft and sweet, lest you must ever eat them.
-Cogidubnus
Do not eat your words yet, good man...Instead make people swallow them by the ears.
God-Beast.
"You know the saddest thing?"
she said.
"The saddest thing is
that we're you."
I said nothing.
"In your fantasies,"
she said,
"my people are just like you,
only better. We don't die,
or age, or suffer
from pain or cold or thirst.
We're snappier dressers.
We possess
the wisdom of ages.
And if we crave blood,
well, it is no more than
the way you people crave food,
or affection, or sunlight --
and besides,
it gets us out
of the house,
crypt,
coffin.
Whatever."
"And the truth is?" I asked her.
"We're you," she said.
"We're you, with all your mess-ups
and all the things that make you human --
all your fears
and loneliness
and confusion...
none of that gets better.
"It's like getting famous,
or getting rich.
You're the same person
you were
when you were unknown
or poor.
Only worse.
All the bad things are magnified,
and you don't remember
where the good things are
anymore.
"It's all that.
But
it's more.
We're colder than you are.
Deader.
I miss daylight
and food
and knowing
how it feels to touch someone
and care.
I remember life,
and meeting people
as people
and not just as things
to feed on
or control,
and I remember what it was
to feel something,
anything,
happy
or sad
or anything..."
Then she stopped,
and lowered her head.
"Are you crying?" I asked.
"We don't cry,"
she told me.
Like I said,
the woman was a liar.
--Neil Gaiman, Fifteen Painted Cards
from a Vampire Tarot
"Her beauty makes
This vault a feasting presence full of light."
Best quote ever!
DID YOU KNOW?
..That Darth Vader is not really dead but alive and well and working in a small Chinese takeaway in Cricklewood?
--Sceptical, Page 147 (ZX Spectrum version)
"They may seize
On the white wonder of dear Juliet's hand
And steal immortal blessing from her lips,
Who, even in pure and vestal modesty,
Still blush, as thinking their own kisses sin."
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/tapewolf/scraps/sceptical.png)
DID YOU KNOW?
...that E.T. is not alive and well, but dead and being served with greens in a small Chinese take-away in Cricklewood?
--Sceptical, page unknown (BBC Micro version)
did you know that the characters in Dungeons and Dragons were all dead and in hell and Dungeon Master was Lucifer?
Did you know that this thread is going to start getting pretty lame if people just start using quotes? D:
you do know that you can't win right? " i don't care" very well lets fight. "fight nonthni your going to die even if i have to die to make sure of it." i'm sure you will. after all thats how this all began "what?" (the talk of two e's)
Slowness is contagious so let that lover go!
"You say 'sorry' too much."
"I'm sorry."
It's sad because it's true. :[
My Hair is Luxuriant...like a woman's!
-Cogidubnus
There is no such thing as free will, wholly we are defined by the randomness of the universe.
if the price of life is pain and the price of living is death what is the price of happiness?
Quote from: e_voyager on November 22, 2006, 03:57:19 AM
if the price of life is pain and the price of living is death what is the price of happiness?
the price is losing it...life is made of phases sometimes good ones sometimes bad ones...one thing is for sure...if you're happy right now, know that you will lose it one way or another, soon or late...
Heaven was created because people are afraid to die. They made up a fake world after life to give them hope that they will never cease to exist.
and hell was created to try to make people stay on line....bad things = hell
hell = eternal pain -------->OH NOES!!!!!!!! D:
Exactly! So it really just boils down to someone threatening everyone to do everything their way or they suffer for all eternity. How delightfully evil. >:3
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities
- Voltaire
Now, the question remains...what is the absurdity? :mwaha
i saw somewhere that very early (like century 11 or so) they used to create legends as a specie of ''law system'' like if you do something you will die...
see the witches for example: all they were was different kinds of people (probably) and wasn't following their ''rules'' so they burned the poor women...there is no most right quote than that one in the beginning of the Tales of Phantasia (snes)...
Titus
Titus
Titus
I love that you skid in your socks.
sleep well tonight for tomorrow the world shall weep
If I should die before I wake
I pray I don't come back the same
every time i die i hope that i done come back here but some hoe some way i just cant run away.
certainty that one no color in the rainbow perceive...
after i'm gone...
that's all i wanna take from this life...
It may be that your purpose in the world is to serve as a warning to others.
isn't every genius based on a previous genius? ;)
Your mother....
"Fox and goose" is not the sort of thing you want to see on the packaging of a frozen meat pie, even if it is the name of the establishment they got the recipe from.
"Wow, this is a great book! Lots of monkeys... monkeys... monkeys... oh, look! A moonrock! Cool!"
--My uncle, trying to look up 'Monrovia' in the encyclopedia
Something cool. :mowtongue Nah, seriously, just try singing this to the tune of the Mentos commercials and you'll have something cool. I got this from a Flash movie.
"Sooo sorry we cannot take your call *badda-ba-ba-daba*, We're not at home now!
We would've answered the phone, but clearly we're not at home...
And your call's an impor-tant oooone!
We'll get back to you, you make sure that we do,
Leave a message so we know you called!
(Chorus) Leave a message! *Name and numbah!* Come on, leave a message,
Start recording at the toooooone!
(Spoken) Mentos: The message taker."
I be tired more now. (Vanishes from the topic.)
If you knew what I was thinking, you'd run away screaming.
If you thought of what I know, you wouldn't even bother running.
"War is not the answer!" Maybe not, but it sure has helped.
Knowing is half the battle!
-G.I. Joe
Violence is the other half!
-Anonymous
Sometimes I get tired of this me first attitude
You are the one thing that keeps me smiling
Thats why Im always wishing hard for you
cause your life shines so bright
I dont feel no solitude
You are my first star at night
Id be lost in space without you
And Ill never lose my faith in you
How will I ever get to heaven, if I do
Feels just so fine
When we touch the sky me and you
This is my idea of heaven
Why cant it always be so good
But its alright, I know youre out there
Doing what youve gotta do
You are my soul satellite
Id be lost in space without you
do not regret the out come of this battle. this is if duel that you wanted.
(http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/src/c_1162757800860_ifhthefurries.jpg)
cookie, bed time cookie.
beware the pyroduck my son, he'll want your Twinkies.
i am drunk
drunk i am
off to bed
here i am...
oh wait that's nor corre.... *faints* zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
we all have things that we regret and if we don't we should.
A perfect world doesnt need heroes...
Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.
-Jean-Paul Sartre
just because i shed no tears does not mean that i don't weep for you.
Trouble doesn't follow me... it rides on my back.
I don't trust anyone who speaks english, including myself. we've got noses that run and feet that smell, and that just can't be conductive of a decent society.
one day, we shall all have beautiful wings, and we will all live in harmony.
Find something beautiful, and destroy it. Only once it has be put in a state beyond recognition can you reflect on the fragile wonder that was.
Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen! :D
sometimes you get the fish. sometimes the fish gets you. most of the time both parties walk away with a consolidation prize.
Didja know theres bugs under your eyelids?? Well its a good inportant fact before going to bed :mwaha
Heh, naughty Zedd.
Letting our bug secret out! :eager
and it was then that i learn the awful truth. i had not saved them. no one was safe for his grasp not even me for the enemy that we were fighting was me.
There is a point when the ends do not justify the means.
The Question isnt what a country stand for when things are easy, the question is what a country stands for when standing is the hardest. When does the country we're living in stop being the country we were born in?
Some people say that the most important thing in the world is that we should be safe. but I was brought up to believe that there are things that are worth dying for.
If the cost of silence is the soul of our country, if the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very thing that makes this nation the greatest in human history...
...then the price is too high.
"The secret to destruction is simple," she said. "Everything burns..."
"so small so insignificant yet i have to bear your weight. It's too heavy!" Kazuma
You have tried your best to please everyone, but it just isn't happening.
Today is quote-the-Eric day. Shall we begin?
Robert: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Eric: NOTHING! *smashes the Klondike bar with a hammer*
Take on me! Take me ON!
I'm Jesus, version 2.0!
You know you're living in the south when you can find a frozen bottle of Natrolite. *smashes it against his head* Oh... I think I'm bleeding.
(A tree's branches are wieghed down by ice) This used to be a pretty erected tree... it's no longer got stiff wood. It's all limp and nasty. Aw, look at all this s***! All limp! *leans against a chickenwire fence, which crumples beneath him* I didn't do it. I didn't do it. It was the ice.
not i don't have you soul stop asking.
speak softly. back away slowly. run quickly. catch your breath. repeat.
"It's an acquired taste." - H Lechter.
You've reached in the wrong refrigrator Mr Beck..
"good bye mister Anderson" agent smith
"It seems you've been living a double life. in one life, you are Mr Frodo, a respected member of society. In the other, you are the bearer of the One Ring. One of these lives has a future, and one... does not."
"Goddammit i took over the forum again D:"
worry not about the horrors i can inflict nor the pain you may feel. instead be content that i have no earthy desire for your flesh as i can remake it to any fashion on my choosing. worry instead about the pain , atrocities and horrors you'll commit as i rot your soul to it's core.
"Now remember class... what you do in the bathroom is between you, God, and the security camera."
that has to be one of the most twisted sig's i've seen in a while. good going but i never could fight well with the ghoul.
What honestly is more awesome than a chainsaw wielding heavy metal zombie that turns enemies into basketballs?
i never said he wasn't awesome i just' couldn't fight with him or dimitri
I never said you didn't never say anything. :meat
Quote from: Some Random Peep
How can there be a God when there was the Hlocaust?
Quote from: God
I fell asleep! Jesus Christ, I'm sorry!
Quote from: Jesus Christ
It's ok, Dad. I don't hate you for it.
"There is a place in hell, just down the hall from Hitler, for RealPlayer."
*Yawn.* Maybe there should be a "getting out of bed - say something cool" thread. I'd be able to come up with a lot more things.
Quote from: Gabi on December 03, 2006, 09:14:26 PM
*Yawn.* Maybe there should be a "getting out of bed - say something cool" thread. I'd be able to come up with a lot more things.
As would I... the most enlightening of which would consist mainly of:
"*beepbeepbeepbeepbee--SLAM* %#$@!!! Five more minutes... unnnghh... no, don't toast the monkey, he only did it once... DON'T TOUCH THAT POTTERY WHEEL! *mumblemumble* iss got washps onnit... zzzzzzzz..."
there is nothing to see here folks move alone. *monster roar in the background* as i said move along
And thus I clothe my naked villany
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
-William Shakespeare
Perhaps corrupt priests have existed for longer than we thought...
i count them form back before the formation of the followers of Ball and Jehovah myself but here i know this not to be true only whats i have read and herd about the corruption of Rome
there will always be new things to discover in this universe. whether the undiscovered is our greatest ally or our greatest foe is up to us.
Sword. Horse. One. Body.
this is not elephant that can become a sword it is a sword that can become and elephant thanks to the power of the zoan elephant fruit.
Why lookst thee so? With my cross-bow, I shot the albatross.
But I did not shoot the deputy.
A Latin phrase I thought was really cool. If I ever get the chance and the right comic shows up, it'll be the topic title. :3
Non mihi. Non tibi. Sed nobis.--It's not for me. It's not for you. It's for us.
Although I'd have to shorten it to "Not for me. Not for you. For us."
wake me up before you go go.
A recent AIM conversation:
My friend Bailey: Once apon a time there was a girl named Shakiki, Shakiki was a very ugly girl everyone loved her though. She packed her things and ran away and she ran into a peasant on the road and fell in love
Me: does the peasant wear a potato sack!?
Bailey: yes
Me: POTATO SACK POTATO SACK
I was going to enforce a rule, but while browsing through the rules, I encountered one saying that thou shall not mini-mod. :/
"It matters not your gender, your skin color, your religion, your sexual preference, anything save this: You are all human.
And you shall all burn."
(Just a lil something I'm working on. I think it's cool...)
worry not my breather for though i may die in this battle to free my mind come the dawn i shall live again!
And the world will be better for this. That one man, scorned and covered in scars. Still stand tall with his last ounce of courage.
The DEC Alpha wolf is clocked at 666Mhz, has a highly efficient reduced instruction set core, and runs on Windows NT.
If you can just get your mind together
Uh-then come on across to me
Well hold hands and then well watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea
But first, are you experienced?
Uh-have you ever been experienced-uh?
Well, I have
"You all going to. fail .you going to fail like flies." one the the best math teachers i've ever had.
My favorite DMFA main page title so far: "I am the terror that wikus in the night."
Be honored that you have garnered my attention, that the wind has paused to admire the beautiful buterfly, you can strive for no greater.
Anywhere can be the right place. you just need to know what the right time is.
Anytime can be the right time. You just need to know where the right place is.
iBot. (need i say more?)
"Ah no, that's a piece of.. umm, actually I don't know what that's a piece of, but it ain't a piece of her."
--Forensic analysis of Maggie Chow
My fist met his jaw, hard enough to send him stumbling backward.
"Tempt me, and I'll dance this dance with you."
"So you're proposing what-- to kill me?" Velyo asked. "You won your place as princess by birth, Wyvern, and you weren't strong enough to hold it. I won my right to rule through blood and my own strength. You have no chance of winning, but you want to try to challenge me for one of my own people?"
Fury rippled through me, and I leaned toward him. With my lips only an inch from his throat, I whispered, "You should know, Velyo, that a cobra's bite while you sleep will kill you before you can wake."
He jumped back from me, and I smiled, betraying a cobra's fangs. My eyes, normally a hawk's gold, had become a sea of blood marked only with slit pupils.
He was caught in my gaze like a baby bird. Like prey.
I added, "And Velyo? Everyone sleeps sometimes."
Amelia Atwater-Rhodes - Wolfcry
"you'll never succeed. your too weak" Piccolo
"in many cases that like walking in a barn to get a crow bar to pry open the barn window so that you can get in." myself on some forum or an other
"He's gone off worse than a bag of prawns in the sun!"
(race discussion at TBK)
NO MORE DEW! FOR YOU!! *hits a Mountian Dew box with a sword*
*meditates while sipping a mountain dew* There is no try...only Dew!
punish the punning punster!
*punts the punster*
"i don't want you soul. all i wanted was for you to love me" E the broken hearted
"The world has changed. Things have lost its meaning. A kiss means only what may come after. A present means a drop in the water of many. In the thirties, what did these things mean? The forties? The fifties? We remember little from these eras except for the ugly. We don't remember cocktail dresses, It's a Wonderful Life, silent movies, manners. We forget tea time with creased skirts and petit fours, tradition or old Christmas traditions. Yet we remember the dead of the war, and the cries of the hungry. Amid ugliness, it is easy to forget goodness. I ask you to remember the goodness. For why else would I use precious boyfriend and homework time to reach out to you?"
--A friend's blog
Here I stand at the edge of reality. I am both alpha and omega. I am the peak, the zenith. yet I feel as if I have so much farther to go before I stop sinking. wounds of the heart, of the soul that refuse to heal, I stand at the edge of time. of space. of everything I hold dear, watching it slip through my fingers like the precious sands of my life. how long can I wait for love before I go mad, and how long can love wait for me. I am everything. I am nothing. but of all the things I am, it is what I am not, that troubles me the most. I long for a day when my heart beats fast in the presence of a girl who I can love, and who loves me. I long for the unbreakable bond we will share, and the memories we will live together. I am so much, and I have done so much, but in these few months, I have realized one thing: without love, life is a living death.
few things are older then one who was here to see this universe born. my big sister is one of them. E
"I don't want the world. Only your half." - They Might Be Giants
i have no need to prove myself to you. that i am is proof enough. (myself)
"Nobody answers the fuckin' phone. Please repeat."
"Shalom! I am Rabbi Nudity, the only naked Rabbi in all of Bethlehem. Able to leap small Jews in a single bound! Faster than a hasty circumcision!"
"Exoooooddussssss! And the Hebrew slave boy slurped beer from Pharoah's urn, which symbolizes-- the tears and mortar and locusts and-- and it was God who freed baby Moses with his mighty hand. Drink the precious hops of my fields he commanded and they did, yes they did. And it was gooooooood! Exiled into a land of debauchery and lust, the Hebrew slave boy had only God to defeat now."
"Because I love you! All right! Ya happy now?"
- Asher Green
blows a kiss to the audience : "goodnight everybody"
over the past few months, I have had much to say about a broken heart. I await the day when I can stop speaking of it, and start speaking about the joy of true love.
"Cast off your fear! Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you well die. shout... my name... ZANGETSU!" Zangetsu
I'm about to take a nap... this counts. :P
I don't understand about complementary colors
And what they say
Side by side they both get bright
Together they both get gray
But he's been pretty much yellow
And I've been kinda blue
But all I can see is
Red, red, red, red, red now
What am I gonna do?
I don't understand about
Diamonds and why men buy them
What's so impressive about a diamond
Except the mining
And it's dangerous work
Trying to get to you too
And I think if I didn't have to
kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill myself doing it
Maybe I wouldn't think so much of you.
It's seven minutes to midnight. (http://www.thebulletin.org/doomsday_clock/current_time.htm)
Eat sleep and be well you adventure for in the morning either you ore i shall die
life is a dance, a grand ballet of the universe. dance among the stars, for you are one.
all are one and one is all. who will catch me if i fall?
all are one and one is all. can you catch me should i fall?
all are one and one is all. will you catch me when i fall?
Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!
"In loudest din or hush profound,
my ears catch evil's slightest sound.
Let those who toll out evil's knell,
beware my power: The F-Sharp Bell!"
does life see m to be passing you by? are you missing you on you helpings of pain and pleasure? is music not longer you aeroplane? when all is said and done do you need more evil in your life? well i can help! just follow my guides and well have you working you way to new heights of mayhem and havoc. and if the guide alone does not work just call me and i well personally tutor you in the ways of evil both as a perpetrator and as a victim for no extra charge. just call evile and i will have you on you way to become a demon lord in no time. the amount of evil you achieve is up to you. our tutor will show you how to have others begging for mercy the cold heartily deny it. you win not actually become a demon lord by using this service that requites a more expensive paid service and 10,000 souls. call evile today!
remember everything has fine print even the fine print has fine print
i shall drink deeply of you darkest secrets and inhabitant's and you shall thank me for it. ( this ones is sill in construction)
"I think that the problem may have been... that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed... by a dwarf."
" i-am-a-false-god." "i'm going to cry myself to sleep now" the author (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/Old/Kaboom/index.php?num=45)
I get to dress up as a Sphinx for school tomorrow. :3 Plus, I made a kickass tri-fold poster thingy. If high school's gonna suck, I'll make it suck in style (with wings, a lion tail, and a funky Egyptian headdress).
Using your mouse without the cursor isn't as hard as you might think.
_________
Friggin' Shakespeare. :sweatdrop
"It's responsibility that brings power. It's knowing what needs to be that brings strength, and courage."
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 18, 2006, 11:08:49 PM
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"The right words at the right time are like apples of gold in baskets of silver."
Apples of silence in baskets of duct tape? :/
Well, you can do -anything- with duct tape...
Murray Walker - "The interesting thing about this circuit is that it has inclines; not just up, but down as well."
"I would gladly let such a demon... steal my very soul."
- Goau (Escaflowne)
I microwaved a CD.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Microwave_CD_002.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Microwave_CD_002.jpg)
Bigger pic, lower quality.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Microwave_CD_001.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Microwave_CD_001.jpg)
Your soul is MINE!
Stop drop and rofl.
Haz microwaved my connection.
I had a phrase about orcas, but I thought of it days ago, and it was noon, and it wasn't very good anyway. So have a random note instead.
To: All CM forumites
From: CorpSpeak randomizer
Date: Thu Dec 21 17:41:43 2006
Subject: Important Announcement
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shush . my little sis is sleep and if you wake her i'll have to fed her you soul to lull her back to sleep.
Hria cuilë.
'Get a life'... in Elvish.
Ava vanta i salquessë!
'Keep off the grass!'
Ti tállbe Orch.
'Go kiss an Orc.'
Hû nîn mant han.
'My dog ate it.'
We are not here to curse the darkness, but to light a candle that can guide us trough that darkness to a safe and sane future.
Today our concern must be of that future, for the world is changing. the old era is changing. the old ways will not do.
"You have played this game for far too long, mortal. It's time to go to bed."
-- What Korax should have said in Hexen
"Boise State for the win. They hand it off to Johnson! Boise State has won the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl! Can you believe it?"
- Fox Sports, 2007 Fiesta Bowl (best game evar)
awake now form your deep slumber. the rolling hills of thunder hark the coming of change as the chaos of the winters storm give wave to the order of a spring rainbow.
( don't ask me why i sait it it's 11:55pm here)
The conservative way of life is about personal responsibility. A restoration of the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions. It shouldnt be about sides. When you worry more about sides more than what the god Lord taught you, you werent on the right "side" to begin with.
I had sex with a dog-Mr Pregnant
Ala yacko wanner. good night everybody
Live from New York it's Saturday night!
The quotes in my signature are courtesy of the history channel
a weapon is only as good as you ability to use it
"Head! Why are you rolling your eyes?"
"You'd roll your eyes too if you were upside-down."
Spend a day away and your karma takes a hit.
Whats makes you think I wanna checkha mah emails in a homestar runner shaped chair?
"Everything is relative tonight. And everyone is someone's relative as well."
Self quoting++. Though this may not make much sense if you don't see my latest post at the APF thread.
Voice Over: In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show how not to be seen.
CAPTION: 'HM GOVERNMENT, PUBLIC SERVICE FILM NO. 42 PARA 6. 'HOW NOT TO BE SEEN''
Voice Over: This is Mr. E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw, will you stand up please?
(In the middle distance a smiling holidaymaker in braces, collarless shirt and hankie, stands up. There is a pause. Only the sound of the wind. Then a loud gunshot rings out. Mr. Bradshaw crumples to the ground.)
Voice Over: This demonstrates the value of not being seen.
--Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode 24
Quote from: Gabi on January 05, 2007, 10:54:39 PM
"Everything is relative tonight. And everyone is someone's relative as well."
Self quoting++. Though this may not make much sense if you don't see my latest post at the APF thread.
Indeed i just say that.
sooner or later it all balances out for without balance there is only destruction.
QuoteNazi Officer #1: "They're coming. Now we'll see how these Russians deal with a crack SS Division."
Nazi Officer #2: "Um, Hans?"
#1: "Have courage, my friend."
#2: "Yeah, well, Hans, I've just noticed something."
#1: "These communists are all cowards."
#2: "Have you looked at our caps recently?"
#1: "Our caps?"
#2: "Well the badges on our caps. Have you looked at them?"
#1: "What? No. Well, a bit."
#2: "They've got skulls on them."
#1: "Hmm?"
#2: "Have you noticed that our hats actually have little pictures of skulls on them?"
#1: "No, not really."
#2: "Hans... are we the baddies?
"'mild sex and nudity'...? I don't remember that bit."
"Well it was the sixties. I guess they just don't make Dr. Who like they used to."
--My brother and I, upon reading the ratings on the DVD of "Dr. Who - Tomb of the Cybermen"
Goodnight, sweet dreams, if you find someone who's willing to rate Pokemon stories please send them to me.
Davros: " I have waited a long time for this. Once the Doctor is exterminated, I shall build a new race of Daleks. They will be even more deadly and I, Davros, shall be their leader! This time we shall triumph. My Daleks shall once more become the supreme beings!"
"Yes, they are the ones. YOU! You killed Azrael! Mere death is too good for what you've done... I shall wear your souls around my neck.
I swore to make you suffer for this.. and you WILL suffer! For ever and ever! Amen!"
--The Dark Revenge of Jakob Pettersohn
[I think I've finally got a mix I'm happy with...]
Quote from: Gabi on January 07, 2007, 09:33:24 PM
Goodnight, sweet dreams, if you find someone who's willing to rate Pokemon stories please send them to me.
i am immune to mind warping so i'll do it.
I have returned. let those who are lucky now breath their last breaths.
Wait a sec.... I have get up before noon now?!?! CURSE YOU COLLEGE!
Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
and laid me down with a will.
This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
and the hunter home from the hill.
Requiem - Robert Louis Stevenson
my past is hidden in the mist of time obscures for the light of paradox. it is not for others to know of that lives that have come before now
In a republic, who is the country?
Is it the goverenment who for the moment is in the saddle?Why the government is merely a temporary servant; It cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isnt. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.
Who then is the country? Is it the newspaper? Is it the pulpit? Why these are mere parts of a country, not the whole of it; they have not command they only have their little share of that command.
In a monarchy, the king ans his family is the country; in a republic it is the common voice of the people. Each of you for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak.
It is a solemn and weighty responsibility, and not lightly to b eflung aside at the bullying of pulpit, press, government, or the empty catchphrases of politicians.
Each must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, and which course is patriotic or isnt.
YOU CANNOT SHIRK THIS AND BE A MAN.
To decide against your convictions is to be an unqualified and inexcusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
If you alone of all the nation shall decide one way, and that way be the right way according to your convictions of the right, you have done your duty by yourself and by your country.
Hold up your head. There is nothing to be ashamed of.
It dosnt matter what the press says. Doesnt matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesnt matter if the whole Country decides that something is wrong and something is right.
This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.
When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world...
...No. You Move.
awaken unto a dream
Three Queens are sweet
Thought I had him beat
Face white as a sheet
Then The Spook stripped me naked with four Sevens
The cards suck you in
With your suicidal grin
When your luck is thin
You couldn't win a game with five Elevens
Green stamps....
Poke up! Those bells on your brain...
Green stamps, green stamps
With the shark-thin face grave rubber grin
Burn your body and pawn your skin
The two yellow devils chow and min
Eat like dogs, drink bamboo gin
The shark bites, then bites again..
You don't walk with the Wednesday Men!
This phrase came up in a conversation with Aiyno.
"I'm cool and I'm hot. No irony, just fact." - Robert Drake a.k.a. Iceman, Uncanny X-Men
"Well, maybe 'hate' is too strong a word. I mean, 'enjoy on a deep, almost sexual level.' Yeah. That's more like it."
--Max Barry
The joke goes like this people when you want to play the ballgame
First Base: Who
Second Base: What
Third base: I Don't Know
Left field: Why
Center Field: Because
Pitcher: Tomorrow
Catcher: Today
Shortstop: I Don't Give a D&#@!
do not accept that who you are told not to question.
do not fear simply because you do not know.
do not take you you have for granted nor lament what you have lost.
When the world is reduced to a single dark wood for our four eyes' astonishment,-- a beach for two faithful children,-- a musical house for one pure sympathy,-- I shall find you.
Should there be here below but a single old man, handsome and calm in the midst of incredible luxury, I shall be at your feet.
Should I have realized all your memories,-- should I be the one who can bind you hand and foot,-- I shall strangle you.
* * *
When we are very strong,-- who draws back? very gay,-- who cares for ridicule? When we are very bad,-- what would they do with us?
Deck yourself, dance, laugh. I could never throw Love out of the window.
* * *
My comrade, beggar girl, monster child! O it's all one to you these unhappy women, these wiles and my discomfiture. Bind yourself to us with your impossible voice, your voice! sole soother of this vile despair.
* * *
An overcast morning in July. A taste of ashes flies through the air;-- an odor of sweating wood on the hearth,-- dew-wet flowers-- devastation along the promenades-- the mist of the canals over the fields-- why not incense and toys already?
* * *
I have stretched ropes from steeple to steeple; garlands from window to window; golden chains from star to star, and I dance.
* * *
The upland pond smokes continuously. What witch will rise against the white west sky? What violet flowers are going to fall?
* * *
While public funds evaporate in feasts of fraternity, a bell of rosy fire rings in the clouds.
* * *
Reviving a pleasant taste of India ink, a black powder rains on my vigil. I lower the jets of the chandelier, I throw myself on my bed, and turning my face towards the darkness, I see you, my daughters! my queens!
--Arthur Rimbaud - Illuminations (Phrases)
my story update is almost ready. too bad i've been so busy that i've had little chance to write on any one story but i'll be updating tomorrow if not tonight.
Edit. How Cool is that?
NOBODY DOESNT LIE SARA LEE!!!
Freedom
a right
a privilege
do not take it in vain
because it can be gone...
in an instant....
there is no rest for the wicked
for the wicked have no dreams
only in the harsh realm of nightmares
do the wicked dare try to claim
what little sleep they steal
and oh what depths is of horror
they feel their right to make real
I had a really weird dream this morning about not being able to turn off my alarm clock. In my dream, I was being told that I needed to baptize it to turn it off, so I was pouring water on my alarm clock from the bathroom sink and it still wasn't shutting off. Then I was told I couldn't use 'dry water' A.K.A. tap water. I finally woke up and turned my alarm clock off, and the first thing that went through my head was:
Joey - 1
Jesus - 0
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER!
"If you was an undertaker, people'd stop dying."
--T.O.
if you had any ideal what my thoughts were you would douse yourself with fuel and strike a match. far better to die that what then to experience that horrors that i have envisioned
Quote from: Zedd on January 20, 2007, 05:36:32 PM
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER!
And your father smelled of elderberries!
don't hate me for what i know as there are far better reasons to do so.
Don't hate me for what I know. Hate me for what I did...
...to your mom.
here one i got from Cogidubnus
Knew you all there was to know about me, you would not be here. Knew I everything there was to know about you, I'd not have let you in!
"....i need some Ramen..." T-T
Tick tock around the clock,And we'll rock rock around the clock tonight
I pray (oh how I pray) that insomnia will leave me alone this one time else I wind up banging coconuts together all night. righto then, off we go.
I'll help you get to sleep! *bangs coconuts and sings* Ohhh, I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts... there they are a-standing in a row...
Whaaat? It's a lullaby. :paranoid
GO BACK TO SLEEP!!! YOU'LL WAKE MOTHER!!!
I sleep there for i can.
I can't, therefore, I sleep.
All the bad things in life seem to happen when your awake so therefore Being Awake SUCKS‼
What we need is open-source religion.
...Life would be better if everything were open-source.
cave canum.
I am not the messiah ! you have not proof you I'll thank you not to say it again.
"i am not an entity i am a event and my time it now" Damon (at least that's how i remember what she said.
"there's no need to fear, underdog is here!" underdog.
"How do you know you're God?"
"Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I'm talking to myself."
--Jack, 14th Earl of Gurney (The Ruling Class)
Quote from: Tapewolf on January 28, 2007, 07:44:44 PM
"How do you know you're God?"
"Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I'm talking to myself."
--Jack, 14th Earl of Gurney (The Ruling Class)
That's excellent.
Fun Facts of the day:
1. In Ancient Peru, when a woman found an 'ugly' potato, it was the custom for her to push it into the face of the nearest man.
2. Peter the Great had the head of his wife's lover cut off and put into a jar of preserving alcohol, which he then ordered to be placed by her bed. (Slaaayed.)
3. Fourteen years before the sinking of the
Titanic a novel was published by Morgan Robertson that described a ship the same size as the Titanic which crashes into an iceberg on its maiden voyage. Many of the characters deaths are due to an insufficient number of lifeboats. The name of Robertson's fictional ship was the Titan.
4. The Emperor Caligula once decided to go to war with the Roman God of the sea, Poseidon, and ordered his soldiers to throw their spears into the water at random. (He was a crazy one... :sweatdrop)
5. Hindu men once believed it to be unluckily to marry a third time. They could avoid misfortune by marring a tree first. The tree (the third wife) was then burnt, freeing him to marry again.
Yay. ^^
((This is a funny scene from a Flash movie called Perfect Kirby 3...a bunch of secret agents and Nintendo characters are sitting at a table around a board game.))
Donkey Kong: I'd like to buy Park Place...
Phil: Do you have enough money?
DK: ...I have outside currency...
Phil: For the LAST TIME, DK! Monkey feces is NOT a legal currency of Monopoly!
((As for those facts, Hilary...very fascinating. And strange. :erk ))
"what can you know of my heart break you who have none to began with." "but that its the point kiddo. i had a heart once myself"
The coolest thing anyone could ever say on Sunday night...
I don't have to go to school tomorrow. :boogie
"Time flies when your having fun. So be miserable and live long!" :)
though misery loves company it rarely enjoys it
Plato is dear to me, Socrates is dear to me, but the truth is dearer still.
Yeah, I like Play-Doh, too. :3
" you poor deluded fool. who ever said there had to be a point?) Mynd
One of these days, someone's going to discover something big. really big. And when they do, we're either going to enter a new endless golden age, or were going to be screwed royally.
My money is on the latter. It fits with my nihilistic attitude...
I am Karma's beta tester it seems
I was in one of my deep thought sessions and here's what I came up with.
The force of gravity is something we're all familiar with and we know what affects and controls it, but what we do not know is what causes the force itself. Sure, some people are on a trail by observing the electrons of atoms and blah blah blah. But I want to follow this theory. The force of gravity is caused by the presence of knowledge in a few concentrated areas coupled with the lack of knowledge in other areas. The unequal distribution of smarts is what causes the force that will ultimately pull items from the two areas together. So basically, gravity's purpose is to spread knowlegde by bringing it together.
There's this feeling in the back of my head that I'm really on to something but mabey that's just me.
Huzzah for abstract theories? :/
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
'"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
--Albert Einstein
I dont understand the question, I AM normal. Its the rest of the world that is weird.
i am adrift in the wake of life. every wave pushes mes further into obscurity
"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly; the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence."
Actual serious post on my other forum:
QuoteThe day has come that u will pay for all the things u have done to me. I know where u live. RIP!
i have no regrets. they would only were me down.
"beaten and dumped in a road side ditch in the rain isn't dead bunny boy. "Donavon Hutch's Conscience
There are so many different words, and so many different suns, and we have just one world, but we live in different ones...
Now the sun's gone to hell, and the moon's riding high, let me bid you farewell, every man has to die, but it's written in the starlight, and every line on your palm...
We're fools to make war on our brothers in arms.
"he's cool he's hot like a frozen sun. he's young and gifted. he's the chosen one"
Nice talking to you. See you all soon.
when every some ones uses valuable teaching tools like spot wisdom or buzz words then a philosopher cries.
Never eat baking chocolate...No matter how it tastes
just because you're paranoid doesn't me that they aren't really after you.
I'm so tired I could eat a horse and I'm so hungry I can't think straight.
You're going through boxes,
looking for single dusty photograph
that you've kept for years
and now I'll touch my purse and laugh
because I know you thought you'd never need to find it
and I know that right now you're trying not to mind it;
you can't remember my smile, and that makes you sad.
Well, that's just too bad.
You can't spell 'paladin' without 'pal'!
and though my soul once did weep in this darkness did it creep. searching for the light of day. the darkness seeping it full of dismay. until at least when all was done. no more did i believe in the sun.
Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen! This is Billy McKloski from Palm Springs reporting for NBC Sports of America. Twenty seconds to the start of the thirty-first Formula race on a hot sunny afternoon here in California!
The towering wall right in front of you
The heightening heartbeat pounding your chest
Overcome each one
Even if it is darkness before you
i lost the poem i wort at 3 am due to server lockout. :<
"What's GWES.EXE?"
"I don't know. Why?"
"I think I've just made a hole in it. Oh look, it's part of the kernel!"
Best way to end a gorey NES game
You're Dead
Your Friends are Dead
Your Family's Dead
Your Fucking Pets
are being skinned alive.
Your Mum's a fucking whore.
The whole world hates you.
You're going to hell.
Live with it.
Game over
"Trample the weak, hurdle the dead? Sweet. *goes to get stomping boots* I miss you... I want your wolverine ass to come back home."
My friends are crazies. In a good way.
Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get. Unless, of course, you look on the back of the box.
Meeting an insurance agent the day your policy runs out is coincidence. Getting a letter from the Emperor saying he's visiting is plot. A wrecking ball... is something else entirely.
What if God were the Devil? Think about that. >:3
I'm the cabin boy on the S.S Irrelavant, and it's sailing on the seas of silly. It's crew is crazy, and it's destination is deranged.
"Do you like to beat your meat?!" Eric O. aka SlientWulf
You don't know me
I won't show me
It can't flow free
'Cause it's so lonely
Treated so coldly
No one to hold me
But leading so boldly
how can you not see?
or is it that you don't see
or even that you won't see
the genius that is me?
come, listen to my plea
sayin' this is truely me
give it up to empathy
tellin' you what I be
......................is me.
please have a cookie
I ain't Emo, Oui? :mowcookie
And now finally,
you're to ignore me.
and when i looked into his face i knew i was doomed. for while i could kills monsters and over come obstacles i knew there was no way i could overpower this adversary. there was no way i could overpower myself
"the point of zen is to confuse the intellect into seeing the futility of concrete ideals"
"hmm...I thought that was the point of George W. Bush"
"ah George... we all envy his advanced state of not knowing." (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/20000711.html).
how interesting that you should quote ozy and millie. I'm nearly through their archives. also, I haven't slept at all this last night, mostly by choice. fortunately, I got up at 4 pm yesterday, so I don't think I have to worry.
odd that you should mention that as it was 9 am before i got to sleep myself.
"Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!"
...That one was too good to pass up. :3
"Are you implying..."
"Sitting on the gender fence, just like you."
"Yesss!"
"Bartender! Get this man a big pink blender from me!"
Oddness.
More people should center their sigs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go murder my bed.
I think this product (http://www.pokecharms.com/Comics/TheInsaneAsylum/archive.php?Comic=64) could help many authors out there.
Gabi may be right now that i have my data i need to update mt author thread. * tries lazy begone*
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Never back out of one room into another without looking. It's always behind you.
Never EVER play with any Ouijia board that you find in the basement of your newly bought, run-down house.
Words from the supremist Dalek: RE-DE-LE-GATE! SE-MI-VE-RTI-CI-LLATE!
LYT PIV (Ded) - Hardline Bys activists will protest against celebrations of Sqd Pahazitats's Day in the Ebaxun capital on Thursday, calling them immoral and a corruption of the planet's ancient civilisation.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=E+Voyager
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the E Voyager
"Uh, why is there a program on this device called 'Exorcise'?"
"DON'T TOUCH IT!"
"..."
"Actually, it's pretty safe as long as you don't press the button marked 'do not press'."
"And if you do?"
"Well, it'll hard reset the handheld and erase everything on it. If you press the button marked 'press this instead' it will just do a soft reset.
See, for some reason, if you open the device 'RDR1:' it will f___ the barcode reader up so badly that the only way to recover is a reset. But they've removed the reset button and taken away the 'restart' option in the OS. So I wrote that. But it's primary purpose is to completely erase a device before we give it back to a customer. Hence 'exorcise'..."
Oh my God, I thought, listening to the sounds blasting from our car. Oh my God, what is THIS?
A wall of electronic sound came rushing out, washing over me with so much atmosphere and power that my preteen mind was blown away. My eyes went wide and I asked my mom to turn it up even more, fascinated by the voice coming out of the speakers on my side.
This was insane! There was some lunatic on the radio screaming about something at the top of his lungs about a head being like a hole, and something else about bowing down and getting what you deserve! What did this mean? What was this guy singing about? Was he even really singing? Was it even a "he"? And what God-forsaken instruments created the beautiful noise backing him up? The car stereo immediately became Linda Blair in The Exorcist to me: frightening, enthralling, and undoubtedly cool.
"Yeah, Nine Inch Nails are okay," Carver said, slumping back in his seat, "but not as good as the Pumpkins." I didn't listen. I was so enraptured by the musical darkness filling me, a noise that at the time seemed like the sounds of a war against all things good, the soundtrack to a temple being burned to the ground.
--Chris Krovatin
((And now, a small scene from "The Critic". ))
*Australian guy kicks the door open and holds up a gun*
"Drop that knife!"
"...Jeremy, you're an actor, you don't know how to use that thing."
"It's just a gun for Pete's sake, not a bloody Xerox machine."
*Gun goes off and shoots him in the leg*
"Oops...heh, can we go back and do that again?"
give it all that you've got. take your very best shot. he'll send it right back at you and more.
Sure... Pens and Paper are great for mapping super huge random dungeons, but just look at the amazing possibilities that you can achieve with this amazing new technology!
* Draw Pictures
* Write a Story
* Get the special Eraser Attachment (Works just like your undo button!)
* Take it anywhere, It is portable! You can even take it on a plane!
* Compression is built into the recycle bin! (Just crumple up your paper before throwing it away)
* Use a Pencil Sharpener to increase the resolution!
* Write letters to your friends and family! Works just like email!
*Important: Pencils/Pens/Markers and other writing devices may not be compatible with your monitor. Do not draw your map directly on your screen.*
form a song that has plague my memoeyr like a virus this many days.
""This is what I brought you this you can keep,
This is what I brought you may forget me.
I promise to depart just promise one thing,
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
This is what I brought you this you can keep,
This is what I brought you may forget me.
I promise you my heart just promise to sing,
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
This is what I thought,
I thought you need me,
This is what I thought so think me naïve,
I promise you a heart you'd promise to keep,
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
"
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *punches himself in the stomach* Come on you little so and so. *slaps himself in the face, then punches himself in the stomach* Is that all you got? *punches himself in the side, then the face* Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You think you got it like that? *punches himself 3 times* Whaddya think this is, you little placemat? *gets hit in face once* A diaper show? *gets hit in stomach once more* It's not a diaper show. *gets hit in stomach again* I think that's pretty obvious.
Dora the Explorer is sooo an illegal immigrant...
(http://photos-736.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v56/22/79/1600440074/n1600440074_30007736_3446.jpg)
1) She and her backpack BOTH speak Spanish perfectly.
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes... I mean, come on!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... I mean, really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking business.
My feet smell like Doritos.
i'm not sure if i posted this one before but here goes.
the dragon flies over the ocean
the watcher sails over the sea
the dragon flies over the ocean
and the watcher that follows is me.
♫♪ Bring back, Bring back, oh bring back my Bonny to me, to me. ♪♪♫
bonny? i thought it was bunny...?
My common sense is tingling!
True story:
Once we (me, my older brother, and my uncle Mark -the fun one-) were driving through this tiny backwater town in the foothills of Arkansas after a weekend camping trip when we pass by a house with a tall, gaunt man standing outside in the driveway. The house was a run-down dump of a place with a tipped over barbeque grill and some pipes strewn across the lawn. The Man was wearing heavy boots and some dirty overalls. All this stuff was to be expected in the town we were going through, but the strange thing was that this man was just standing there, not moving at all and holding what seemed to be a large window pane in front of his chest.
And what does dear ol' uncle Mark, in all his wisdom do? He slows the car down (he was driving then) and begins to pull to the side of the road the man was on. And the man just stood there. Once closer, we could see that he had a scar on his face and very sunken eyes that followed the car with an accusational stare, like something horrible was all our fault. Now we could see that the window pane (or large piece of glass anyway) had black painted on words.
It simply read "YOU DON'T KNOW ME, NONE OF YOU." But wait there's more.
Uncle Mark, still wonderfully oblivious, begins to roll down the car window to say something, but just as it began to roll down, the Man dropped the glass (quite purposely) and let it smash at his feet on the concrete. Then his rant began but by then we didn't care and just wanted to get the heck out of there. Uncle Mark got wise and slammed on the gas. The car window was still down so we heard him start to yell
"And ya'll ain't ever gonna know me neither, now git off my lawn (we had been on the street) you know why? Cause ya'll just trying to git honest people like me..... blah blah blah he was too far gone by then. The Whole ordeal took lessd than 7 minutes and uncle Mark had never really stopped the car. Weirdest thing to ever happen to me and this story is less than 3 months old.
And that's my True Story: sorry it's so long.
Why... oh, why... must Kenji Kando tape me to the chatroom?
nothing nothing you only see air.
A friend is somone you consider your equal. Your best friend you consider your betters.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. ;-)
on nights like this i want to sleep
ribotrousers@mindspring.pants.com ... Remove the pants from my email address to reply.
-Kevin Allegood
i hurt all over. please make the pain stop
any chance to improve yourself is a good thing.
hello is this thread on?
make sure that everything is logical and planed to the detail. let them watch ans you come to the perfect conclusion then do something completely unexpected. that is the secret young one.
If you burp in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, do you still say 'excuse me'?
You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affermative.
Don't mess with Mr. Inbetween. (that's me!)
You've got to spread joy up to the maximum, bring gloom down to the minimum.
Have faith, or pandemonium's liable to walk upon the scene.
There's something funny about the way you walk. almost as if you had feet once, but lost them a long time ago and have only recently regained them. Or perhaps you are one of those advanced zombies that can walk almost normally. either way, I think I'll be keeping Mr. shotgun by my bed for the next few lifetimes.
i have awaken to a level of power that i would rather have missed but now that it is within me i cannot escape it. that is the curse of my power.do you truly wish to share it?
The master does not seek power - he is thusly powerful.
"If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them -- you can't help it; and then it will take you the rest of the book to get them out of the natural consequences of that occurrence, and so first thing you know, there's your book all finished up and never cost you an idea."
If you don't have a worker randomizer, then how do workers pick their pokemon?
...
Okay, that doesn't make any sense out of context.
.awaken meet the other Ed.
In death, he was the same as he was in life. warm, kind hearted, and selfless. There are some hearts even the most powerful of black magics can not turn.
Eat your breakfast and Eat hearty... for tonight... WE DINE IN HELL!
sometime i feel so all allow waiting to hear you call may name
***** make me a sandwitch...*suckerpunches a Zina plush*
(edit: Ahem. PG area, thankyouverymuch. -- llearch)
to achieve you desire and grasp the power first you must give of yourself something most precious.
To be the elephant...You must think like an elephant
Fo' shizzle.
e_voyager: a man's life is defined as much by what he choses to purse as but what he accomplishes. i wonder what that says of me.
To live is to doubt, to fear, and to fail...
...human nature is to stand up and try again.
Grey: "Throw a bone to a dog,and it will be eaten" Hey... that gives me an interesting idea
I can't wait to bomb me some dodongos !!
Lucky those who can cry themselves to sleep. I just shake myself awake. Babbling incoherently in my mind, going over the same things again and again... wishing it weren't so late, fearing the loss of the next day, wishing I could just not care, and trusting that things will eventually change.
Don't worry, nothing terrible has happened to me. I'm just too tired, too worn out and the smallest argument late at night ruins the next 24 hours for me. That's something I must learn to change. If only I knew how...
Sleep well. :)
another year older today but i'm not so as to need to start digging my grave.
Why would you dig your grave anyway? Let someone else do it.
it is important to prepare for all things in life even death. though i must admit i was being a bit mellow dramatic. my birthday tends to get me down some.
No matter how shallow the scratch is, the scar may remain forever.
... I should make that my personal saying. I was thinking about an actual scar I've had for months, but that's much deeper-sounding than I intended.
When a man dreams, he is not a man. He can fly, he can hold the earth in his hand, he can bend the cosmos to his will...
When a man dreams he is not a man... he is a god.
there are times when all i desire is the solitude of being alone