Uh... Hiyas! My name's Kogitsune. Call me Tsune or Ne... Anyway, I just joined, and I just wanted to say hello! Also, any information about this forum would be much appreciated! :mowcookie
Um...it uses SMF version 1.1.2—
Unless (as I assume) you are referring to topics. We talk About DMFA...um...and some other comic (methinks it's called CVRPG). There's roleplay (but only in one section), games, art, and general topics.
Beware of muffins (particularly those that fizzle, tick, or make other abnormal noises), squirrels, squirrels with muffins, 'cubi, talking boxes, & people telling you to watch out for stuff. :paranoid
Welcome to the insanity. Enjoy your *cough*permanent*cough* stay.
Hmm. Looks like the first time I get to be part of a welcome wagon. I think I probably am the most sane around here(i AM a robot after all, even if I sometimes "glitch". Just goes to show how insane everyone/thing else is.)Anywayz,
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The ClockWorkMansion Forums are habitats for a primarily furry-dominated fanbase. The daily happenings on this site almost always stray into the realm of what the outside world would call "strange" or "unnatural". This is enforced by the one law that, if you are not a machine, you are required to "leave your sanity at the door". ALL organic forumites obey this law. Other than that, the forumite know as "modelincard" pretty much covered all the other important details. But one thing must be emphasized.
I hope you are comfortable and enjoy your stay. You won't be leaving for a VERY long time.
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(hey other welcome wagon guys, did I overdo it? Heh, I see why it's usually the same people who make up the welcome wagon. Messing with the head of a new guy is fun :giggle :) )
I would beg to differ on that primarily furry-dominated thing. I think there's more non-furs here than you might realize.
As for the welcome wagon, I see you haven't listed a gender, so that could go either way. If you're of-age, and hot, someone is bound to ask you for naked pictures. If you're hot, we ask that you do share.
Hell, even if you aren't, I'm sure SOMEONE here will be into that. Lord knows Bill is into everything.
Other than that... hrmm... well, someone will tell you to watch out for just about everything... so watch out for them, and watch out for the admins. They're a bunch of dickheads.
I would've thought you'd pull out the :noobrape emote, Darkmoon.
I'm dissappointed. :C
PS. Hi and welcome Kogitsune.
Eh, I was trying to play nice.
:wrong
Well that's hard to imagine :P
EDIT: Oh, and welcome!
Darn, you already were warned about me...
Have some muffins anyway. :rj
Quote from: Darkmoon on May 23, 2007, 12:09:16 AMHell, even if you aren't, I'm sure SOMEONE here will be into that.
Feeling down? Depressed? Alienated? Just remember these three words. ``I'm somebody's fetish (http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/threewords.html).''
PS. Welcome Kogitsune. Is there a translation for that name?
I think it means something along the lines of "child fox", super.
Hiya, welcome, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Whatever. You're only number 657. I'm sure we'll have some more newbies soon...
I'd warn you to watch out for things, but other folks have already. I'd run a big greeting, but that's been done, too. Meh. Have fun, try not to break anything. :-]
Quote from: Darkmoon on May 23, 2007, 12:09:16 AM
Hell, even if you aren't, I'm sure SOMEONE here will be into that. Lord knows Bill is into everything.
I take exception to that.
No furries. :B
Okay, so you're officially not into Furries.
Unofficially, though...
Well, you know, on those cold, late nights, when you can't find anything else, you just sorta have to go with what you can get...
Hehehe.
Ok, new warning: watch out for the people you don't get told to watch out for. They're the really dangerous ones, as they're the least obvious.
Quote from: Darkmoon on May 23, 2007, 07:35:25 AM
Well, you know, on those cold, late nights, when you can't find anything else, you just sorta have to go with what you can get...
Am I allowed to make a naughty reply to that?
Hi, Tsune! Welcome to the boards.
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 23, 2007, 02:48:53 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on May 23, 2007, 07:35:25 AM
Well, you know, on those cold, late nights, when you can't find anything else, you just sorta have to go with what you can get...
Am I allowed to make a naughty reply to that?
As if you really need to ask...
Welcome to the threds where mostly the prices of the entry fee is mainly an leg,an arm and your very own SOUL!
Go ahead and use Zedd's, I'm sure he won't mind.
cool! People are talking to me! Um... For the person who asked what Kogitsune means, yes it means small fox or child fox. What? I think the Japanese language is cool! And thank you for the muffin and squirrel warning. It would not be the first time I fell for a squirrels cuteness *goes into traumatic flashback state*............... Oh, sorry! Anyway, thank you all for saying hi and telling me about this forum!
Quote from: Kogitsune on May 23, 2007, 07:04:33 PM
cool! People are talking to me! Um... For the person who asked what Kogitsune means, yes it means small fox or child fox. What? I think the Japanese language is cool!
I'm not going to like you, am I?
Don't be pessimistic, Bill. Kogi-thingie seems to know that the internet is flooded with people obsessed with Japanese, hence the slightly defencive "What?"
As long as there are no "KAWAIII~~~"s flitting around, I'm sure he'll fit in fine. :)
Welcome in, Kogi! :D
Everytime someone says 'baka' or 'kawaii', Zina cries tears.
OF BLOOD.
It gets messy.
Please be considerate of these things.
Hey, how long has Zina been a mod? D:
Oh, and most of the mods here are jerks. :P That's not necessarily a bad thing, though.
SINCE FOREVER. Please keep up with these things.
And it's called tough love. We're jerks because we love you.
Except for me. And Darkmoon. And Bill. And Damaris. And Amber. And llearch.
I guess RJ loves you.
And that counts for something. :3
Heloo to you too.
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on May 23, 2007, 09:02:00 PMHey, how long has Zina been a mod? D:
I first noticed it after the KittyCatLovesDan thread got enshrined. Appropriate, I think. Anyways, I was looking for a thread to mention it in, but by the time that I found one, I had managed to convince myself that ZinaSquid might have been a mod for longer than I remembered.
Quote from: superluser on May 23, 2007, 09:34:40 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on May 23, 2007, 09:02:00 PMHey, how long has Zina been a mod? D:
I first noticed it after the KittyCatLovesDan thread got enshrined. Appropriate, I think. Anyways, I was looking for a thread to mention it in, but by the time that I found one, I had managed to convince myself that ZinaSquid might have been a mod for longer than I remembered.
Zina has always been a mod.
We have also always been at war with Eurasia.
Zina is a double plus good mod.
And NASCAR has always been an inferior sport.
You don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?
Quote from: Netami on May 23, 2007, 09:55:34 PM
Zina is a double plus good mod.
Yep. I'm going to have it written on my gravestone, I am.
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 23, 2007, 10:04:37 PM
You don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?
No one wants that. Not even the gays. :C
Welcome to the forums Ko- waitaminute, Kogitsune?
*Looks meaningfully at Cogidubnus and Kitsune Ascendant*
Quote from: Zina on May 23, 2007, 10:06:31 PM
Quote from: Netami on May 23, 2007, 09:55:34 PM
Zina is a double plus good mod.
Yep. I'm going to have it written on my gravestone, I am.
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 23, 2007, 10:04:37 PM
You don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?
No one wants that. Not even the gays. :C
Oh, I'm sure there's some really screwed up gay people out there...
Nope, I talked to them all. We had a town meeting. They said they didn't want none of that big ol' bag of crazy.
Quote from: Zina on May 23, 2007, 10:06:31 PMQuote from: BillBuckner on May 23, 2007, 10:04:37 PMYou don't want Tom Cruise on your ass, do you?
No one wants that. Not even the gays. :C
I thought Rosie had a thing for Tom?
Quote from: Zina on May 23, 2007, 09:06:56 PM
SINCE FOREVER. Please keep up with these things.
And it's called tough love. We're jerks because we love you.
Except for me. And Darkmoon. And Bill. And Damaris. And Amber. And llearch.
I guess RJ loves you.
And that counts for something. :3
Why am I always the good cop? :< Those muffins don't explode into showers of sparkly hearts, good will and rainbows, you know.
*cough* Since you like Japanese...
Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!
Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>
Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself). :B
Quote from: RJ on May 23, 2007, 10:42:32 PM
Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>
Gonna be a bit of a grammar nazi, and tell you that "Watashi wa Nihongo wo hanasu ga heta desu" is probably more correct. :B
Typically(and correct me if I'm wrong with this, because I haven't used Japanese in about a year), jouzu is used only with positive, whereas you should use heta with the negative. Either way, if you want to say you're bad at something, it'd probably just be easiest to simply use heta.
Hmmm, muffins, or the very last shred of my sanity........decisions decisions..... :shifty
Oh welcome!
HELLO NEW PERSON.
"Stay a while and listen! :pzilla"
Quote from: Zina on May 23, 2007, 11:04:03 PM
Quote from: RJ on May 23, 2007, 10:42:32 PM
Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>
Gonna be a bit of a grammar nazi, and tell you that "Watashi wa Nihongo wo hanasu ga heta desu" is probably more correct. :B
Typically(and correct me if I'm wrong with this, because I haven't used Japanese in about a year), jouzu is used only with positive, whereas you should use heta with the negative. Either way, if you want to say you're bad at something, it'd probably just be easiest to simply use heta.
:tmyk
That's my 'Today Zina Taught Me Something New' moment done for the day.
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*cough* Since you like Japanese...
Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!
Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>
Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself). buck teeth
uh... okay... can't understand some of it, but I think it says:
Good morning, Kogitsune, ...... My name is Raine?... That's about all I can read... I'm still learning, okay!?
Can I have your SOUL?
Quote from: RJ on May 23, 2007, 10:42:32 PM
Why am I always the good cop? :< Those muffins don't explode into showers of sparkly hearts, good will and rainbows, you know.
*cough* Since you like Japanese...
Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!
Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>
Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself). :B
.. being a good cop involves breaking rule 8, thoroughly? :-]
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 24, 2007, 03:56:53 AM
Quote from: RJ on May 23, 2007, 10:42:32 PM
Why am I always the good cop? :< Those muffins don't explode into showers of sparkly hearts, good will and rainbows, you know.
*cough* Since you like Japanese...
Ohayo gozaimasu, Kogitsune-chan. Youkoso! Watashi no namae wa Raine desu. Demo... RJ to yon-de kudasai!
Eh... Watashi wa jouzu-ni nihongo ga hanase masen... >_>
Free muffins to whoever can figure that out (because I have no idea myself). :B
.. being a good cop involves breaking rule 8, thoroughly? :-]
Okay, so maaaybe that was somewhat intentional... :paranoid
I'll go back to my hiding-hat now.
Zina is talking in tongues!
Quick! Burn her! Burn her until the devil is cleansed from her ashes!
.. but she's heavier than a duck...
Yargh, deja vu.
Have you seen this one before, then? :-]
Zina is heavier than a duck, and a mod? Man, I need to pay attention better...
Welcome to the forum, Fox-child-furry-thinger! I'm a bit late, but I hope your stay is quite enjoyable.
Quote from: Zedd on May 24, 2007, 03:17:34 AM
Can I have your SOUL?
Um.... noo..........
And thank you everyone! I love the Monty Python reference. Best. movie. EVER. (well, one of them....) Ni!
*appears in a flash of blue light*
Quote from: RJ on May 23, 2007, 10:42:32 PM
Why am I always the good cop? :< ...
Because
someone has to, and it's no good expecting
them to do it - they'd probably sprain something...
Welcome, Kogitsune. I believe you have recieved all the standard bu... er, greetings and information, so:
Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*
Enjoy your stay.
*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
*looks at coffee mug* cool! :3
Hey!
Dammit, LionHeart, I've told you - that's *my* coffee cup.
*steals it back* muttermutterfreakingfeefmuttermutter
I'm terribly sorry, but this had to be done.
http://www.jpmorris.force9.co.uk/music/mw_clothes.mp3
(There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Morrowind binge.)
Welcome to the forum, by the way.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 25, 2007, 05:29:19 PM
Hey!
Dammit, LionHeart, I've told you - that's *my* coffee cup.
*steals it back* muttermutterfreakingfeefmuttermutter
And I've told
you that is
not your coffee mug.
This is
yours. *holds it out with tongs*
It's easily recognisable by the fact that it has not been rinsed out, much less washed up, in the last decade. In fact, the residue in the bottom has nearly achieved sentience.
Nearly?
Dammit. I've been waiting for something worth chatting to for -ages-...