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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: ilpalazzo on January 17, 2006, 11:07:38 PM

Title: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 17, 2006, 11:07:38 PM
Gotta create more stuff so it looks busier.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 18, 2006, 12:22:02 AM
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Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 18, 2006, 12:27:42 AM
Must keep trying to post more than anyone
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Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 18, 2006, 01:39:21 AM
Lali-HO!













...thar be no conveniently awful typos here...
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 18, 2006, 01:47:12 AM
Loli? Yuck...
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 18, 2006, 02:00:07 AM
I don't know what your talking about. :rolleyes
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Destina Faroda on January 18, 2006, 02:38:38 AM
Silly Dwarves.  Cheap posting is for kids.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 18, 2006, 09:27:28 AM
well you posted. kiddie.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 18, 2006, 10:10:00 AM
Dwarves? I must amass my goblin army!

(sends off flying monkeys to rally the troups)
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 18, 2006, 11:02:23 AM
(shoots down Monkeys)

Go my Ferret army destroy D'moon.
:mwaha
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 18, 2006, 03:01:20 PM
(blinks)

Hrmm... Damn monkeys. You train em, you feed em, and the first time you use em, they get shot out of the sky. I knew I shoulda made them wear kevlar. But nooooo, they say it itches. Jerks.

(Picks up cellphone and calls the goblin army instead)

It just seems so... non-flashy. Monkeys are way moer over the top...
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 18, 2006, 06:45:21 PM
YOu don't roll high enough to dial the numbers for the goblin army.
*rolls dice 16*

NOOOOOO
now I can't use my ultimate magic attack.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 18, 2006, 10:24:37 PM
::loots at random and steals your quest items::
Hurrah! I'm going to the big dungeons now.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 18, 2006, 10:24:58 PM
Well that's good anwyay, because I have counter magic for it. Even if you had cast it, it would have beenm countered...

And then my goblin army would have mooned you.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 19, 2006, 01:10:38 AM
Seeing those pimpled butt would have Blinded me, and I seemn to have run out of Eye drops.

I'll send secret agent Spidey  :spidey
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 19, 2006, 01:45:05 AM
:batman

Ha!
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 19, 2006, 02:36:07 AM
Wait, does this batman use a gun?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 19, 2006, 08:36:26 AM
Of course. It's the very early, golden age Batman.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 19, 2006, 10:48:32 AM
I'll have to call back spidey and send "IT" in.  :bunny
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 19, 2006, 02:15:02 PM
Teh bunnay?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 19, 2006, 05:15:48 PM
Yes my secret weapon it never fails.

Attack.  :bunny
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 19, 2006, 06:42:24 PM
--meanwhile--
Oh... hey! A legendary weapon...
::steals::
That was easy...
::gets crushed by demon wall::
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 19, 2006, 07:13:45 PM
Yeah, well, fear my kittah!

:januscat
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 20, 2006, 02:36:34 AM
Well joseph Went quickly.


oh well send in the ghouls
:zombiekun :zombiekun :zombiekun
:zombiekun :zombiekun :zombiekun
:zombiekun :zombiekun :zombiekun

And none of that Thriller crap either I'm not paying you to dance.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 20, 2006, 08:12:38 AM
(plays a heavy dance beat)

Thriller, Thriller Night...

:goodtimes

(secretly sends in his commandos)

:bunn :bunn :bunn :bunn
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 20, 2006, 11:19:29 AM
::turns into Lord Raptor::
Experience the wrath of ROCK!
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 20, 2006, 11:20:18 AM
Best thread  :evar
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 20, 2006, 11:23:44 AM
While your cheering the thread I turn you into a basket ball. Your going into the middle school's gym crate with the gritty dodgeballs.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 20, 2006, 02:11:16 PM
 :mwaha

I dunno why, that just seemed like it need a  :mwaha.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 20, 2006, 05:57:03 PM
Let´s begin the batle,my army is ready Ilpalazo,what say you?
(read my title) :mwaha
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 20, 2006, 07:11:59 PM
Quote from: Joseph D on January 20, 2006, 11:23:44 AM
While your cheering the thread I turn you into a basket ball. Your going into the middle school's gym crate with the gritty dodgeballs.

You forge I rool a saving throw of... three..... umm redo, *rolls die again* haha 20

You fail.  :redrum.
ouch
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 20, 2006, 11:23:28 PM
Sorry, DM rules no mulligans. You're a basketball.

Make a new character sheet to reflect the changes.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 21, 2006, 01:59:48 AM
Okay I did this fairly..... and boy you guys will hate me


I'm am like a god..

but a basket ball. so umm. I bounce and hit D on the head.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 21, 2006, 03:06:45 AM
(rolls his dodge)

Whoot, I take 1 point of damage. I then use my "summon ref" skill, and he benches Illy P for unecessary roughness.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 21, 2006, 01:09:53 PM
You can't bench to ball. BALL BENCHES YOU.

*pinches D inflicting 5 damage*

My mighty pinches of....... might.


wait now i'm just standing here... there seems to be a little bar with the letters ATB on top of it......... well poo it's moving slow.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 22, 2006, 12:23:14 AM
Form of an ice pond!
::you all fall on your asses::
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 22, 2006, 01:10:57 AM
(casts haste)

(casts fire, melts ice)

(casts wall of spears to block Illy P Ball)

Illy's turn.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 03:17:49 AM
Woot, First I cast Bahamut, then I cast Reflect so all of your magic will deflect off me and get you HAHAHAHA.
:yeahthat
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 03:33:28 PM
Quote from: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 03:17:49 AM
Woot, First I cast Bahamut, then I cast Reflect so all of your magic will deflect off me and get you HAHAHAHA.
:yeahthat
Bahamut?,you know how found it n FF4?,I only cast Odin:
:redrum :cecil :choco :rm :starwars :sword
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 03:47:01 PM
Yes you go to the moon and got to the cave beat three behemoths then fight bahamut. since it's not my turn, I Roll around in a circle.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 04:03:09 PM
yes,i´m here now,but a guy don´t let me pass the room :bunny
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 04:06:46 PM
whats he saying?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 04:08:42 PM
Who?the guy or me.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 04:11:44 PM
The guy of course.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 05:08:27 PM
he say:You can´t pass without the king permission..
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 05:11:17 PM
You beat Leviathin yet?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 05:14:51 PM
Mmmm,not,Where is he?,near to shiva?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 05:31:20 PM
the land of summons. in the under world. Beat asura then leviathin.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 05:34:46 PM
Ah,asura,the queen,the land of monsters,where Rydia came back,rigth?
yes I beat her,but in the background,see a floor with a lot of chest,leviathan is here?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 06:00:31 PM
Yeah the kig whm wa right beside her.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 06:00:31 PM
Yeah the kig whm wa right beside her.
What are saying?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 08:01:30 PM
damned keyboard ^_^ . You fight the king whom is rigt besides asura.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 08:16:53 PM
oh....and for go down?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 08:17:28 PM
What? :erk
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 08:25:07 PM
Yes,you can see in the background a room with 6 chests,how I can go here? :januscat
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Robo-AgentKiri on January 22, 2006, 08:35:33 PM
*charges in recklessly doing random GGX moves and whatnot due to excess boredom and requirement of memory testing.*
:destroyed
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 08:25:07 PM
Yes,you can see in the background a room with 6 chests,how I can go here? :januscat

my friends nor I could figure that out. anyway I'm on ZEMUS EG.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 22, 2006, 09:08:15 PM
Quote from: Robo-Kiri Eddie Faust Series No. 137 on January 22, 2006, 08:35:33 PM
*charges in recklessly doing random GGX moves and whatnot due to excess boredom and requirement of memory testing.*
:destroyed

You are a kind of robot or something?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 22, 2006, 09:13:32 PM
I'm a Basketball. which now i remeber. ESUNA. wooo. hey what the I'm a cat now. :januscat
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 22, 2006, 11:34:08 PM
You all forgot that melting a pond means your all floating. Taking in to account that Little Billy Illy has been chating for that last hour, he would have drowned if not for being a basketball. Darkmoon on the other hand...
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 23, 2006, 01:14:37 AM
Hey, I'm a vampire (read CVRPG), so it's fine.

Now then, I cast reflect on myself, then I cast Luminare on myself, and then Dark Matter on myself. They reflect off onto other players.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 23, 2006, 01:31:37 AM
the mass of my pond form and its shining surface disrupts your reflect spell. Your spells do not reflect at all.
::remains a pond::
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Bloodreign on January 23, 2006, 01:32:21 AM
Post whoring was my old RSU gimmick, now it's a thing of the past.

*shows leg*
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 23, 2006, 01:35:25 AM
There was nothing going on here. Making this thread was the last resort.
::stares at leg while remaining a pond:: :spidey
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Bloodreign on January 23, 2006, 01:38:53 AM
Gee if postwhoring is the thing, then maybe I could post more.

But between modding RSU, going to Digital Press, Shmups forum, Gradius Homeworld, ICVD, and modding Skeleton Manor, and The Attic, I can hardly find the time.

*masturbates on thread*
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 23, 2006, 01:49:22 AM
Doesn't going to so many forums turn into a chore after a while?
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Bloodreign on January 23, 2006, 01:52:42 AM
Not as long as you enjoy doing so, but the 3 I mod are jobs of mine, so those 3 are a necessity.

As you know RSU has probably some of the most idiotic newbies sometimes who fail to read a well placed FAQ, or we get posters who disagree and flame so I try to help as much as I can.

The other 2 forums are quiet, so not much work there. I also mod a 4th and 5th forum, those two are Mortla Kombat forums, and both have pretty much dried up in activity, hel one spawned a new one run by the same guy with new mods, and it's still dead as shit.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 23, 2006, 01:56:22 AM
So it is a chore... funny that...
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Bloodreign on January 23, 2006, 01:58:10 AM
Not a chore......work. ;)
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 23, 2006, 02:02:21 AM
Hits blood reign with a squeaky hammer. then uses an elixir.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Bloodreign on January 23, 2006, 02:14:36 AM
*Is immune to all damage and smashes Ill with a skyscraper.* :zombiekun
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 23, 2006, 02:43:27 AM
(is bored and wanders away)
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 23, 2006, 02:44:17 AM
My saving throw of 16 I take ten damage.

Hits d'moon in the head with a Bottl efull of banana lubricant
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 23, 2006, 02:45:33 AM
Banana muffins, banana bread...
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 23, 2006, 02:47:59 AM
nummer banana bread. eats the bread.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 24, 2006, 10:08:12 AM
Olroxshade enter the game and use the new abilyty of devil forgery,summoning paranoia,it dances around breaking darkmoon reflect
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Helena on January 24, 2006, 02:27:45 PM
Have you all gotten this bored to where you have to battle pointlessly?

And banana bread is gross...
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Xuzaf D on January 24, 2006, 02:41:30 PM
::turns into a snake and eats himself::
--END JOSEPH--
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: olroxshade on January 24, 2006, 03:03:20 PM
-uses Life2 on Joseph-
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on January 24, 2006, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Helena on January 24, 2006, 02:27:45 PM
Have you all gotten this bored to where you have to battle pointlessly?

And banana bread is gross...

Basically, yeah.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on January 24, 2006, 04:22:50 PM
Quit this is fun. Meow.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Quientin on February 12, 2006, 11:42:15 PM
heh
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on February 14, 2006, 07:22:06 AM
I gotta point out at this time that neither Luminaire  nor Dark Matter would be reflectable.
*hides again*
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: Darkmoon on February 14, 2006, 04:48:12 PM
Not that it matters one way or the other.
Title: Re: Post whoring
Post by: ilpalazzo on February 18, 2006, 02:19:02 PM
If you have a mirror or Sunglasses Luminaire is reflectable. ohh and sun screen, dark matter... well just bring a flash light.