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Title: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Faerie Alex on April 12, 2007, 10:55:43 PM
Linky (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_774.php)

I wonder what Lorenda has in mind...Methinks it involves Jyrras somehow.

Side note, but I like the expressions in panels 3 & 4.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: superluser on April 12, 2007, 10:56:23 PM
This will not end well.

This will end up with Jyrras ditching Bernadette for Abel.  Which means that Bernadette will have to deal with being dumped by someone who seems to have few standards.  Major burn.

Also--Let's have some love for the Kit-Kat song!

QuoteGimme a break!  Gimme a break!
Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.
Gimme a break!  Gimme a break!
Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.
That crunchy [whatever] make my day
So [mumble] and hear the people say
Gimme a break!  Gimme a break!
Break me off a piece of that Break me off a piece of that Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Aridas on April 12, 2007, 11:14:04 PM
I saw something else entirely.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Nino on April 12, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
You guys totally called it by saying that now that we know Bernadette's name she's not just a one-time character.

Also, I seriously for a second there thought Lorenda was being lez and thinking of taking her out because they both had bad days. Brain fart on my part forgetting about Jyrras... though they'd be an interesting couple =P
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Azraelle on April 12, 2007, 11:25:00 PM
So Lorenda's gonna play match-maker for the patch-maker?

Sorry, I just had to.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Zedd on April 12, 2007, 11:28:12 PM
For other songs..Thanks Azzy...*gets into a Fiddler on the roof mood on*

QuoteMatchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Stygian on April 12, 2007, 11:31:28 PM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 12, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
You guys totally called it by saying that now that we know Bernadette's name she's not just a one-time character.

Also, I seriously for a second there thought Lorenda was being lez and thinking of taking her out because they both had bad days. Brain fart on my part forgetting about Jyrras... though they'd be an interesting couple =P

Not a brain fart. More wishful thinking, if you ask me. Because you know you're a perv, deep inside, kitty... >:]

I can't say that I'm that surprised that Bernadette is set up to become a regular, what with people here getting all brainwashed by the boobies and her being more of a stand-out character. However, neither can I say that I think Jyrras and Bern' would be anything but a laughable idea. Cute, but laughable. >:D
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Zorro on April 12, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
Orrrrr...Bernadette could be a test date for Lorenda.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on April 12, 2007, 11:55:47 PM
or Lorenda could just be hungry.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rithm Alfortele on April 12, 2007, 11:56:30 PM
For those of you who are saying that Lorenda is thinking of playing matchmaker with Jyrras and Bernadette....

While it is a very valid theory, bear in mind that the gender of the person who dumped Bernadette hasn't been mentioned yet.  The date could be male or female :P if the date is male, then I am wrong and will graciously admit so.  I wouldn't be surprised if I was wrong, anyways.  However, if the date is female, therefore making Bernadette a lesbian (or at least bisexual, in which case my theory is debunk.  I am assuming lesbian for the purpose of this scenario) then here's how I imagine the scenario to play out.

Lorenda introduces Bernadette to Jyrras, and then in typical match-maker fashion, slinks off somewhere
Scenario path 1: Bernadette and Jyrras are actually former colleagues and recognize each other right away, saying "Wow, it's been awhile" and stuff like that.  This is not the scenario I think is most likely.  But I could definately be wrong.
Scenario path 2: Bernadette and Jyrras get to know each other a bit or see through Lorenda's ploy.  Friendly conversation occurs.

After either path, Bernadette walks up to Lorenda and says "Thank you for introducing/reuniting me to/with Jyrras.  However, he's not my type."  Lorenda, out of curiousity, asks what is her type, to which Bernadette replies "You are."  Much awkwardness develops, and Lorenda finds herself terrified of Bernadette and not returning her feelings.

However, I will admit this is alot of inferring just from the fact that the gender of Bernadette's date was never mentioned.  Again, I am probably wrong, but I like to explore possible threads, anyways.

Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Ted Schiller on April 13, 2007, 12:12:21 AM
Bernadette paid for the date?  That's the first clue how things were going.

Then we will find out Jyrras doesn't have a thing for large girls per se.  :)  (Jyrras and Photophie, per chance?)

With regards,
Ted
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on April 13, 2007, 12:14:08 AM
Interesting...
I wonder why we never speculated this before... of course, that could be the reason why Miss Amber chose this path


Atleast that was my first thought. Upon re-reading the strip though I realized that gender was indeed never specified, ere-go perhaps one Lorenda is planning to do a set-up.
And if that's the case then perhaps when she tries to set-up a date, it's still misconstrued.

Still though, I stand by my previous judgement. Interesting...
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: superluser on April 13, 2007, 12:16:01 AM
Quote from: Zachski on April 12, 2007, 11:56:30 PMAfter either path, Bernadette walks up to Lorenda and says "Thank you for introducing/reuniting me to/with Jyrras.  However, he's not my type."  Lorenda, out of curiousity, asks what is her type, to which Bernadette replies "You are."  Much awkwardness develops, and Lorenda finds herself terrified of Bernadette and not returning her feelings.

You win.  I should have noticed it.  Pronouns are being scrupulously avoided in Bernadette's sentences.  Not to the point of awkward sentence structure, but enough that I think you may be right.

Not about Bernadette being Jyrras' former cow-orker, though.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: devilsislegrl on April 13, 2007, 12:17:54 AM
I was going the hungry route... whenever I feel bad, I always go eat...something... :U
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rithm Alfortele on April 13, 2007, 12:18:49 AM
Quote from: superluser on April 13, 2007, 12:16:01 AM
Quote from: Zachski on April 12, 2007, 11:56:30 PMAfter either path, Bernadette walks up to Lorenda and says "Thank you for introducing/reuniting me to/with Jyrras.  However, he's not my type."  Lorenda, out of curiousity, asks what is her type, to which Bernadette replies "You are."  Much awkwardness develops, and Lorenda finds herself terrified of Bernadette and not returning her feelings.

You win.  I should have noticed it.  Pronouns are being scrupulously avoided in Bernadette's sentences.  Not to the point of awkward sentence structure, but enough that I think you may be right.

Not about Bernadette being Jyrras' former cow-orker, though.

As I said, I was exploring one possible path.  My line of thought is that fashion and patches can go hand-in-hand.  There's no in-comic evidence to demonstrate this, but that's why I make theories :P

EDIT: (I suppose a better scientific term would be hypothesis.  Just a random edit :P)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Regal on April 13, 2007, 12:21:34 AM
So, "discuss her problems with Jyrras" has become "set Jyrras up on a blind date with a woman she just met in a corset shop". No wonder men can't figure out women. We have no chance.  :mowdizzy
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rithm Alfortele on April 13, 2007, 12:29:19 AM
Quote from: Regal on April 13, 2007, 12:21:34 AM
So, "discuss her problems with Jyrras" has become "set Jyrras up on a blind date with a woman she just met in a corset shop". No wonder men can't figure out women. We have no chance.  :mowdizzy

I think that women can't understand us sometimes.

...Heck, I don't think we even understand ourselves  :mowdizzy

Anyways, I'm not actually sure that Lorenda's thinking of setting Bernadette on a blind date with Jyrras.  However, it is the only route of action I can think of.

Besides being hungry.  Lorenda only seems to eat people that threaten her, or actively annoy her.  Unless you mean taking Bernadette on a dinner not-date in an attempt to postpone the discussion with Jyrras so she can think up a better solution?

...
A whole new thread of possibilites has opened in my mind.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rithm Alfortele on April 13, 2007, 12:31:48 AM
*snip*

Only I could quote myself instead of hitting edit...
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Saist on April 13, 2007, 12:32:34 AM
I just wonder how Kria is going to take Jyrras dating the Rhino...
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rithm Alfortele on April 13, 2007, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: je.saist on April 13, 2007, 12:32:34 AM
I just wonder how Kria is going to take Jyrras dating the Rhino...

That's right... Kria has somewhat of the hots for Jyrras.

...

That just opened up another thread in my mind.

What if... Bernadette's discussion only gave Lorenda an idea?

...matchmake her mom with her friend.

........

"If I marry your mom, does that mean you'll have to call me 'daddy?'"
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: superluser on April 13, 2007, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: Regal on April 13, 2007, 12:21:34 AMSo, "discuss her problems with Jyrras" has become "set Jyrras up on a blind date with a woman she just met in a corset shop". No wonder men can't figure out women. We have no chance.  :mowdizzy

Dear women.  I think I speak for all straight men when I say that if you want to hook me up with somebody you just met in a corset shop, that's A-OK with me.

(Offer not valid if I'm currently seeing someone else.)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Brunhidden on April 13, 2007, 12:48:34 AM
and here i had the impression lorenda would show up at jyjy's house with ber and say the two of them are going out on a date, dont wait up, buh bye, and let him sweat and ponder why his cow friend just left with a rhino to a karaoke bar.

i dunno, maybe im channeling sitcom scripts, but i just got the impression she would think it fun to make him jealous while having a girls night out.

QuoteIt tastes like burning.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Tiny crested flint on April 13, 2007, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: je.saist on April 13, 2007, 12:32:34 AM
I just wonder how Kria is going to take Jyrras dating the Rhino...

She would most likely still want Jyrras all to herself, but how she'll feel about the Rhino blind-date thing, more specifically the fact that her daughter is making a crafty plot, I bet Kria will be utterly pleased.  She always wanted an evil daughter and underhanded schemes are just one step closer.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: thegayhare on April 13, 2007, 12:59:00 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on April 13, 2007, 12:14:08 AM
Interesting...
I wonder why we never speculated this before... of course, that could be the reason why Miss Amber chose this path

Actualy this was a path I sugessted a while back

I thought it would be cute if Lorenda ended up dating one of Jyrras's sisters
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Manawolf on April 13, 2007, 01:21:20 AM
Just don't take her to the bar and you should be fine.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: e_voyager on April 13, 2007, 02:56:42 AM
i wonder we all know what Jrray is avoiding Lorenda due to his fear of conflict. well not melee conflict. he's afraid she'll blame this whole you can stay with me as part of a plan to woo her into bed and that she's angry with him. if she set's him up on a date he my get the idea but i'm sure that he would turn it down at first if for no other reason the to please Lorenda  and show her that he wasn't plotting to have her and his own form the get go.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Tapewolf on April 13, 2007, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 12, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
Also, I seriously for a second there thought Lorenda was being lez and thinking of taking her out because they both had bad days. Brain fart on my part forgetting about Jyrras... though they'd be an interesting couple =P

I must admit that was my immediate reaction as well.  Of course something like that was one of the memorable scenes from 'Soap!'...
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Reese Tora on April 13, 2007, 04:47:37 AM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 12, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
You guys totally called it by saying that now that we know Bernadette's name she's not just a one-time character.

Also, I seriously for a second there thought Lorenda was being lez and thinking of taking her out because they both had bad days. Brain fart on my part forgetting about Jyrras... though they'd be an interesting couple =P

It's not just a good idea, it's the law! (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_070.php)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on April 13, 2007, 05:22:08 AM
Quote from: thegayhare on April 13, 2007, 12:59:00 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on April 13, 2007, 12:14:08 AM
Interesting...
I wonder why we never speculated this before... of course, that could be the reason why Miss Amber chose this path

Actualy this was a path I sugessted a while back

I thought it would be cute if Lorenda ended up dating one of Jyrras's sisters
Listen buster, just because you actually frequent these here forums and I'm too lazy to doesn't give you the right to be snippy! >(
(j/k)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Nekomancer on April 13, 2007, 06:12:50 AM
I am going with the idea of Lorenda going out with Jyrras on a 'date' and try to make it an awkward one only to have it backfired and they both had a great time and putting them in a more awkward situation.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: ShiningShadow on April 13, 2007, 07:12:27 AM
I'm thinking the same scenaro with that look on Lorenda face it reminds me when my wife has that look which first she wants 1.to boink me or 2. she has something devoius in mind for Jyrass. But the theory of Lorenda being bi or lez that's another door that is opened just a bit to make me think. 1. Bernadette did not metion the sex of her date that leaves the speculation if she is bi or lez at this point. In any case I think it will be some sort of ploy of Lorenda's doing to go out with Bernadette a girls night out and not including Jyrass making him sweating him out of him and Lorenda, and I have this feeling this girls night out will end up either the two of them locking lips or Bernadette ditching Lorenda for another person.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: rt on April 13, 2007, 09:13:44 AM
My thoughts

1) Seems Kira breaking stuff (and paying for it) is not an uncommon appearance

2)  Ahh! Evil Plan Expression!  :) Excelent!  :)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Manawolf on April 13, 2007, 11:59:23 AM
My density strikes again.  Is she planning to hook Bernadette up with Jyrras?  Cause I don't see that going well, from the first *crack*.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: ShiningShadow on April 13, 2007, 12:18:16 PM
Quote from: Manawolf on April 13, 2007, 11:59:23 AM
My density strikes again.  Is she planning to hook Bernadette up with Jyrras?  Cause I don't see that going well, from the first *crack*.

Well if this whole things could be avoided if Lorenda spoken with Jyrass but this is DMFA were talking about here and the crazyness is just about to start.

Oh F.Y.I. i have this feeling if Jyrass is going on a date with Bernadette what will the chances of Abel being in the same location with Jyrass hmmmmmmmmmmmmm mayhem and hijinxs is a coming  :B >:3.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on April 13, 2007, 01:14:27 PM
Who knows *shrug* depending on the species of Bernadette, and if she's just a being or if she's a creature, perhaps she and Abel will turn-out knowing each other.
However, this is just wild-speculation with a low estimated return-value.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Nino on April 13, 2007, 01:25:06 PM
Quote from: Stygian on April 12, 2007, 11:31:28 PM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 12, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
You guys totally called it by saying that now that we know Bernadette's name she's not just a one-time character.

Also, I seriously for a second there thought Lorenda was being lez and thinking of taking her out because they both had bad days. Brain fart on my part forgetting about Jyrras... though they'd be an interesting couple =P

Not a brain fart. More wishful thinking, if you ask me. Because you know you're a perv, deep inside, kitty... >:]

I OBJECT!

My av/sig images are of a monkey. The ears and nose are sooo not catlike. Geez!

I mean WAIT, I'm not a perv!
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Kenji on April 13, 2007, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 13, 2007, 01:25:06 PM

I OBJECT!

My av/sig images are of a monkey. The ears and nose are sooo not catlike. Geez!

I mean WAIT, I'm not a perv!

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b183/FireKatKid/Just%20for%20links/overruledgif.gif)

I've been waiting for a chance to use this. Thanks. ^.^
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Saist on April 13, 2007, 03:46:44 PM
and nobody would know more than FireKatKid. Nobody is more perverted than he.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Schol-R-LEA on April 13, 2007, 03:50:25 PM
Oddly enough, my thought was that Lorenda would invite 'Dette and her friend out for a "girl's night out" (or worse, a 'misery journey') in hopes of somehow turning around each other's luck. Which would, of course, either lead to them both being rejected, or everyone in the bar assuming that they were a couple...

I've definitely seen too many bad sitcoms.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: thegayhare on April 13, 2007, 04:13:59 PM
Quote from: je.saist on April 13, 2007, 03:46:44 PM
and nobody would know more than FireKatKid. Nobody is more perverted than he.

Now I object

no one os more perverted then me
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Manawolf on April 13, 2007, 04:14:32 PM
Quote from: je.saist on April 13, 2007, 03:46:44 PM
and nobody would know more than FireKatKid. Nobody is more perverted than he.

I may be, but I keep it to myself...

For the most part.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Saist on April 13, 2007, 08:07:13 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on April 13, 2007, 04:13:59 PM
Quote from: je.saist on April 13, 2007, 03:46:44 PM
and nobody would know more than FireKatKid. Nobody is more perverted than he.

Now I object

no one os more perverted then me

... on one paw, if I again resubmit that Kat/Kenji is more perverted, I would have to furnish proof... of which I would be incapable of doing so...

on the other paws... when it comes to matters of perversion, I suppose a Bunny would know the most... so ...

disagree with bunny... no proof = bad thing

agree with bunny = scamper away happily...
/me agress with the Bunny.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Nino on April 13, 2007, 11:53:06 PM
Quote from: Kenji on April 13, 2007, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 13, 2007, 01:25:06 PM

I OBJECT!

My av/sig images are of a monkey. The ears and nose are sooo not catlike. Geez!

I mean WAIT, I'm not a perv!

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b183/FireKatKid/Just%20for%20links/overruledgif.gif)

I've been waiting for a chance to use this. Thanks. ^.^

LOLZ I knew someone would go there.

Incidentally I just borrowed that game on Thursday. It's crack man, pure crack. Phoenix is my new "second hottest video game dude ever" right after Link (eat your heart out Sephiroth fangirls).
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Goatmon on April 14, 2007, 02:51:39 AM
Quote from: Azraelle on April 12, 2007, 11:25:00 PM
So Lorenda's gonna play match-maker for the patch-maker?

Sorry, I just had to.

That was so damn cheesy.  I don't know why but I LOLed.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 14, 2007, 04:27:07 AM
Quote from: Goatmon on April 14, 2007, 02:51:39 AM
Quote from: Azraelle on April 12, 2007, 11:25:00 PM
So Lorenda's gonna play match-maker for the patch-maker?

Sorry, I just had to.

That was so damn cheesy.  I don't know why but I LOLed.
This may be a way out for her, by leaving Bernie to go with Jyrras ...
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Alondro on April 14, 2007, 09:52:23 AM
*Charline just grins about perversion*  Oh you amatures.   >:3  And you're all so silly!  It's obvious Lorenda is going to want to date Bernadette herself!  See, she's so tired of being rejected, that she's at last decided to give going lezzy a try.  This comic doesn't have a lesbian character yet!  Amber must cover that before the protestors start picketing!  We also need a Mexican character, who's Muslim, and part Solomon Islander/Eskimo.  ALL ethnicities must be covered or else this comic is racist and prejudiced!   :mwaha
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Illusionist on April 14, 2007, 09:58:40 AM
They have to be an albino, as well.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Nino on April 14, 2007, 05:58:44 PM
Obviously we also need a male-to-female transexual who is a lesbian and loves yuri and claims that she's a "tomboy." HE/SHE IS OBVIOUSLY A GIRL AND ANYONE WHO DOES NOT THINK SO IS CLOSED MINDED and will be looked down upon accordingly, especially if they're a guy =P
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Kenji on April 14, 2007, 06:01:50 PM
Well that goes without saying.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 14, 2007, 11:17:02 PM
Quote from: Alondro on April 14, 2007, 09:52:23 AM
*Charline just grins about perversion*  Oh you amatures.   >:3  And you're all so silly!  It's obvious Lorenda is going to want to date Bernadette herself!  See, she's so tired of being rejected, that she's at last decided to give going lezzy a try.  This comic doesn't have a lesbian character yet!  Amber must cover that before the protestors start picketing!  We also need a Mexican character, who's Muslim, and part Solomon Islander/Eskimo.  ALL ethnicities must be covered or else this comic is racist and prejudiced!   :mwaha
So is Jyrras going to be set up with Kria as ' Daddy " . Is Jyrras going to be the 'Sugar Daddy' ? There's another group covered .
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Manawolf on April 14, 2007, 11:18:44 PM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 14, 2007, 05:58:44 PM
Obviously we also need a male-to-female transexual who is a lesbian and loves yuri and claims that she's a "tomboy." HE/SHE IS OBVIOUSLY A GIRL AND ANYONE WHO DOES NOT THINK SO IS CLOSED MINDED and will be looked down upon accordingly, especially if they're a guy =P

Why am I reminded of Flea, the very first (and perhaps only) video game transexual?
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Kenji on April 14, 2007, 11:21:14 PM
Quote from: Manawolf on April 14, 2007, 11:18:44 PM
Quote from: Kattuccino on April 14, 2007, 05:58:44 PM
Obviously we also need a male-to-female transexual who is a lesbian and loves yuri and claims that she's a "tomboy." HE/SHE IS OBVIOUSLY A GIRL AND ANYONE WHO DOES NOT THINK SO IS CLOSED MINDED and will be looked down upon accordingly, especially if they're a guy =P

Why am I reminded of Flea, the very first (and perhaps only) video game transexual?

Because he wears a vest that makes it seem he has breasts (and you can take it!), a long braided ponytail, and a miniskirt, yet hates being called a girl?
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: ShiningShadow on April 15, 2007, 02:50:24 AM
Ok no I'm confused when you talk about the flea and mini skirts and TS  :mowdizzy which in turn will be worst blind dates on record.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 15, 2007, 03:13:47 AM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on April 15, 2007, 02:50:24 AM
Ok no I'm confused when you talk about the flea and mini skirts and TS  :mowdizzy which in turn will be worst blind dates on record.
Is this a new gameshow now, ?
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Manawolf on April 15, 2007, 03:15:11 AM
If you have not played Chrono Trigger, do not attempt to comprehend.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Zedd on April 15, 2007, 11:32:43 AM
We can talk so much about these dates to be but....Its not going to help us later on in the story

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d156/HuskieBoi666/future.png)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 04:42:46 AM
It is easy for a new guy to get confused in these forums... Srsly i knew was going on for about the 1st 5 posts now im totally lost.

Ps. I think that  jy-guy will get denied by everyone and eventually end up making his own "partner" in his lab, hes already done it once why not again exept on purpose?
Also i dont know why but i have this weird feeling that somehow dan and umm... ugg... wth was her name?! oh yeah.. I think dan and willdy will end up together. I dunno why tho. just a cookie out of the batch of whats on my mind.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 16, 2007, 05:29:49 AM
Quote from: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 04:42:46 AM
It is easy for a new guy to get confused in these forums... Srsly i knew was going on for about the 1st 5 posts now im totally lost.

Ps. I think that  jy-guy will get denied by everyone and eventually end up making his own "partner" in his lab, hes already done it once why not again exept on purpose?
Also i dont know why but i have this weird feeling that somehow dan and umm... ugg... wth was her name?! oh yeah.. I think dan and willdy will end up together. I dunno why tho. just a cookie out of the batch of whats on my mind.
Dan and Wildy have been friends since they were kids, and wildy has a W/S stamp on dan's rear end ..........
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 05:43:03 AM
Quote from: kaskar on April 16, 2007, 05:29:49 AM
Quote from: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 04:42:46 AM
It is easy for a new guy to get confused in these forums... Srsly i knew was going on for about the 1st 5 posts now im totally lost.

Ps. I think that  jy-guy will get denied by everyone and eventually end up making his own "partner" in his lab, hes already done it once why not again exept on purpose?
Also i dont know why but i have this weird feeling that somehow dan and umm... ugg... wth was her name?! oh yeah.. I think dan and willdy will end up together. I dunno why tho. just a cookie out of the batch of whats on my mind.
Dan and Wildy have been friends since they were kids, and wildy has a W/S stamp on dan's rear end ..........
That would do it... but now tht i think of it i really wouldnt be suprised if dan and wildy were already seeing eachother in secret.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 16, 2007, 06:56:38 AM
         
           What if Bernie is put up as a guest at Lorenda's shack . How does it go from there, apart from Deebs, and her estranged brother, also made in  the labs . ( re: check' I'll stick to mechanical and electrical things now, and Jyrras gets a big shock, giving life to Deebs brother ... )  . Jyrras can turn up , and Lorenda can retreat to a discreat distastance to become aquainted . Or else, at least have someone else to talk to apart from jy-jy
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: ShiningShadow on April 16, 2007, 07:31:44 AM
But the whole situation can be resolved with a talk or something very weird that can happen but those two need a talk honestly how long will Jy-Jy will avoid Lorenda.

In any case a talk is needed with Jy-Jy is interested in Abel he has to let Lorenda know about that.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 16, 2007, 08:12:12 AM

            Let us think ! What other under-represented do we still not have to do some dirty work ?  Maybe Alexi ? Does good work with a mallet . Bernie with Abel probably wouldn't work, but be a nice night out . any idea's ?
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 01:26:36 PM
Quote from: kaskar on April 16, 2007, 08:12:12 AM

            Let us think ! What other under-represented do we still not have to do some dirty work ?  Maybe Alexi ? Does good work with a mallet . Bernie with Abel probably wouldn't work, but be a nice night out . any idea's ?
Merlitz?
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: ShiningShadow on April 16, 2007, 09:38:53 PM
Quote from: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 01:26:36 PM
Quote from: kaskar on April 16, 2007, 08:12:12 AM

            Let us think ! What other under-represented do we still not have to do some dirty work ?  Maybe Alexi ? Does good work with a mallet . Bernie with Abel probably wouldn't work, but be a nice night out . any idea's ?
Merlitz?

What about the Basement Rats I think they could do the job what do you say? >:3
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 10:32:28 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on April 16, 2007, 09:38:53 PM
Quote from: Rythak on April 16, 2007, 01:26:36 PM
Quote from: kaskar on April 16, 2007, 08:12:12 AM

            Let us think ! What other under-represented do we still not have to do some dirty work ?  Maybe Alexi ? Does good work with a mallet . Bernie with Abel probably wouldn't work, but be a nice night out . any idea's ?
Merlitz?

What about the Basement Rats I think they could do the job what do you say? >:3
Whatever happened to them amazons? Amazons are a loaded gun waiting to misfire and blow out the brains of the readers with action-packed, plot-twist threaded bullets... or in a less macabre way of saying it: The amazons could lead dan+crew on a new fun mini adventure with plenty of actin and plot twists.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 17, 2007, 02:26:46 AM

         Maybe set Bernie onto Abel. Abel often brags about how he turned seclusion into an artform at SAIA
Why not have an ambush where Bernie gets Abel, after Wildy and Dan secretly tie him down on his bed ? Remember his reaction with the spider ? May be sneak Abel over to Wildy's ? Is this the type of homework in the beginners class of pain and passion, when you are an outside student ?
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Aridas on April 17, 2007, 05:24:50 AM
That would accomplish zip.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 18, 2007, 12:13:38 AM

           This comic could use some Amozonian Characters. We were hoping to see them from the 1st comic strip ... Is this a case of Miss Mab deliberatly sabotaging the plot to her own favor, like with the lamp when her glen blew up, or the tree and pyroduck ...
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: nikename2 on April 18, 2007, 12:22:46 AM
Well technically Alexsi's biological mom was an amazon. So yea we have had an amazon in the comic so far. With super smashing with large mallet abilities no less.  :)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Aridas on April 18, 2007, 12:27:23 AM
we've seen amazons before, too. Just not any that the main characters have come into contact with. >.>
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: superluser on April 18, 2007, 01:43:14 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on April 18, 2007, 12:27:23 AMwe've seen amazons before, too. Just not any that the main characters have come into contact with. >.>

I do believe that Dan's one of the eponymous characters (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_710.php).
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: kaskar on April 18, 2007, 02:36:47 AM

           Mab looked o.k. in ' Dan, Warrior for hire " , but we need some of the real thing . Is this why Miss Mab tries to keep Dan away from the Amozons . We have only seen a few frames of real Amazons so far . Dan read the script ! Where is it
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rythak on April 19, 2007, 08:51:17 AM
Quote from: kaskar on April 18, 2007, 02:36:47 AM

           Mab looked o.k. in ' Dan, Warrior for hire " , but we need some of the real thing . Is this why Miss Mab tries to keep Dan away from the Amozons . We have only seen a few frames of real Amazons so far . Dan read the script ! Where is it
its because mab wants dan but cant admit it... and she keeps him away from the amazons because she dosent want him to fall in love or ogle other women. hmm what does this remind me of?! oh yeah... inuyasha.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Aridas on April 19, 2007, 09:55:32 AM
Quote from: Rythak on April 19, 2007, 08:51:17 AM
mab wants merlitz
fixed.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rythak on April 19, 2007, 10:08:30 AM
Wait... is there anyone mab dosent want?!
I was under the impression she kinda lost feeling for merlitz when he got a girlfriend... or a little after that.
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Tapewolf on April 19, 2007, 10:11:54 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on April 19, 2007, 09:55:32 AM
mab wants merlitz

Quite.  Dan may have had a crush on Mab (maybe a year ago, DMFA time) but she most certainly did not share those feelings about him - see strip 21.   (Actually, don't - it might embarrass Amber.)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Rythak on April 19, 2007, 11:21:50 AM
Jeez Tapewolf you sure are good at proving people wrong / making them look dumb...  You should maybe look into law school; You seem to be very good lawyer material.
(In this case "people" = me)
Title: Re: 4-13-07 [#774] Worst dates evar!
Post by: Tapewolf on April 19, 2007, 11:26:51 AM
Quote from: Rythak on April 19, 2007, 11:21:50 AM
Jeez Tapewolf you sure are good at proving people wrong / making them look dumb...  You should maybe look into law school; You seem to be very good lawyer material.
(In this case "people" = me)

Heh, don't take it personally.
I have an amazing ability to recall things like that, but unfortunately it only works on things which I find entertaining such as song lyrics or DMFA.  Things which are truly important I'll forget in an instant...