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Title: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Jack McSlay on March 21, 2007, 12:01:44 PM
an odd thinking... would there be restaurants specialized on "meals" for specific kinds of creatures, such as anger tea (for cubis),  kerosene pie (for fire-spitting ones like matilda), bloody flesh (for undead and demons)?

it would be pretty interesting to say the least
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Stygian on March 21, 2007, 12:11:13 PM
Consider a combined establishment... Hilda's House of Pain with a side section for the cubi who enjoy...

Still, the dinner entertainment would be less than clean and decent. I personally do not think it would work. Rather, it would be better for a cubi to find a work environment that suits their particular tastes.

Think about it; little does that boxer know that his manager is actually secretly cheering on his opponent, hoping for him to land a few more blows to feed the pain and dizziness. The banking accountant is actually doing her work terribly slowly and inefficiently to annoy you since it's her lunch hour. And that dentist who seems to smile so at your fear and discomfort...
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Turnsky on March 21, 2007, 01:25:11 PM
given how cubi can get all they need by feeding off emotions, a resturant would be any place where there's a lot of people gathering, like a food court, a mall, or what have you..
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Aridas on March 21, 2007, 01:27:20 PM
Quote from: Stygian on March 21, 2007, 12:11:13 PM
Think about it; little does that boxer know that his manager is actually secretly cheering on his opponent, hoping for him to land a few more blows to feed the pain and dizziness.
Why wouldn't he bother trying to feed on such from the opponent?
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: superluser on March 21, 2007, 01:35:30 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on March 21, 2007, 01:27:20 PMWhy wouldn't he bother trying to feed on such from the opponent?

Well, presumably, he's trying to feed on both.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Tapewolf on March 21, 2007, 01:37:05 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on March 21, 2007, 01:25:11 PM
given how cubi can get all they need by feeding off emotions, a resturant would be any place where there's a lot of people gathering, like a food court, a mall, or what have you..
Many do still eat for pleasure, so a normal Being restaurant would work fine...
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Tezkat on March 21, 2007, 02:03:04 PM

Certainly, there's nothing stopping Creatures from enjoying a night of fine dining on regular food, but there must be a few establishments catering to Creature-specific tastes--nice, dark ambience and cages full of delicious Beings to provide patrons with fresh pain, terror, and tasty meat. They'd probably generate sufficient revenue to write off any applicable fines/bribes relating to Being deaths.


If I read the Demonologies correctly, the Undead must eat "living" flesh for it to taste good--merely "bloody" just wouldn't be fresh enough. And honestly, ripping your prey limb from limb before consuming them is half the fun, right? On the other hand, I could definitely see some creative entrepreneur coming up with enchanted food for Undead that offers the illusory sensation of real flesh.

Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: superluser on March 21, 2007, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: Tezkat on March 21, 2007, 02:03:04 PMAnd honestly, ripping your prey limb from limb before consuming them is half the fun, right?

If I'm reading the demonologies correctly, they don't have fun eating people or killing them.  Pathetic horror would probably be closest.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Tezkat on March 21, 2007, 02:47:54 PM
Quote from: superluser on March 21, 2007, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: Tezkat on March 21, 2007, 02:03:04 PMAnd honestly, ripping your prey limb from limb before consuming them is half the fun, right?

If I'm reading the demonologies correctly, they don't have fun eating people or killing them.  Pathetic horror would probably be closest.

I imagine that the ones not horrified by the prospect of eating people alive might actually enjoy that, yeah. I'll admit that I had not only Undead, but Demons and Creatures in general in mind when I made that statement, though. :animesweat

Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Rafe on March 21, 2007, 05:47:29 PM
I still think one of the best DMFA pages (and the only time we ever saw Mab's parents) was the big-restaurant-arguement flashback scene, which of course ended with the restaurant being destroyed.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Alondro on March 21, 2007, 06:42:01 PM
*Charline frequents a restaurant where beings show up all the time... as the main course*   >:3
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on March 21, 2007, 06:46:12 PM
Quote from: Tezkat on March 21, 2007, 02:03:04 PM

Certainly, there's nothing stopping Creatures from enjoying a night of fine dining on regular food, but there must be a few establishments catering to Creature-specific tastes--nice, dark ambience and cages full of delicious Beings to provide patrons with fresh pain, terror, and tasty meat. They'd probably generate sufficient revenue to write off any applicable fines/bribes relating to Being deaths.


If I read the Demonologies correctly, the Undead must eat "living" flesh for it to taste good--merely "bloody" just wouldn't be fresh enough. And honestly, ripping your prey limb from limb before consuming them is half the fun, right? On the other hand, I could definitely see some creative entrepreneur coming up with enchanted food for Undead that offers the illusory sensation of real flesh.



I am sure the demons and some other evil Creature may have a place or two, where they can find a Being meal...But I would think the Hunt is as important as the meal.  The Demons' own attitude is such that If you can't hunt and kill it yourself, than you don't deserve to eat it.

On another note:
Amber's Undead don't need to eat,sleep, or breath so why would they go to a restuarants, even a "cooked being" serving diner...  And they have their memories from their living lives, so would they want to eat their living relatives.?  :erk???

PBH

Edit: last line should have been a question.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 21, 2007, 07:59:39 PM
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on March 21, 2007, 06:46:12 PM
And they have their memories from their lives, so they would want to eat their living relatives.

... I've got some relatives like that...
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Reese Tora on March 21, 2007, 10:31:18 PM
Quote from: Stygian on March 21, 2007, 12:11:13 PM
And that dentist who seems to smile so at your fear and discomfort...

Is most likely a being whio is a dentist.  :footinmouth
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: superluser on March 21, 2007, 11:29:36 PM
Quote from: Tezkat on March 21, 2007, 02:47:54 PMI imagine that the ones not horrified by the prospect of eating people alive might actually enjoy that, yeah.

Well, I'm not sure that people like that really--oh, right.  Gurochan.

Quote from: Alondro on March 21, 2007, 06:42:01 PM*Charline frequents a restaurant where beings show up all the time... as the main course*   >:3

I know what this thread is missing!

Quote"Good evening, I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?...the rump is very good. I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there...May I urge you to consider my liver?  it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on March 22, 2007, 07:50:56 AM
Ewwwww

Pixalated Protons, I'm getting out of here Before I find myself with an apple in my mouth, and stuff in an oven... Gee people, If you really want to be eaten, go jump into a deep-fat frier somewhere else.  And maybe you can kill Charline off with clotted arteries.

PBH
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Aridas on March 22, 2007, 08:09:27 AM
No! Wait! Not that way!! *PBH is eaten by a grue as she wanders off into the dark*
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Stygian on March 22, 2007, 10:20:03 AM
Quote from: superluser on March 21, 2007, 11:29:36 PM

Quote"Good evening, I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?...the rump is very good. I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there...May I urge you to consider my liver?  it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."

Superluser wins a free internet for Hitchhiker's Guide reference.

I honestly do not understand why anyone would ever wish to remain as an undead, if they all faced so many of the horrible drawbacks and problems that such creatures apparrently do. Me, I'd light myself on fire first thing, would I encounter such a fate. Well, perhaps after brutally maiming a few select people. Or, if I had magical expertise and could still use it, I would get to working on transforming myself into something else immediately.

Also, on another note, I believe that Charline, like me, may be fuelled and preserved by evil to such a degree that no amount of fat foods, alcohol or smoking could affect her condition.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Alondro on March 22, 2007, 11:00:30 AM
*Charline nods*  I'm like Mr. Burns.  I don't even need to have my heart beating.  Excellent...   >:3
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on March 22, 2007, 11:03:19 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on March 22, 2007, 08:09:27 AM
No! Wait! Not that way!! *PBH is eaten by a grue as she wanders off into the dark*

**A grue's stomach explodes, which leave a slim covered PBH in center the room**

Great, Now, I need a shower...

**PBH walk off Home shaking the goo off her as leaves and dropping clothes off that are too stick to clean...**

PBH
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 22, 2007, 11:06:50 AM
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on March 22, 2007, 11:03:19 AM
**A grue's stomach explodes, which leave a slim covered PBH in center the room**

... wait, have you lost weight recently?

:-)
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: ShiningShadow on March 23, 2007, 11:47:43 AM
Who will be the one will run the resturant I could see it now a being of Emiril or that dude from Hells Kitchen defintely.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Psy-Kosh on March 23, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
How 'bout Alton Brown instead?

(really... does TV need anything other than Mythbusters and Good Eats? :D)

(well, okay, a few things, but still...)
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Cvstos on March 23, 2007, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Psy-Kosh on March 23, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
How 'bout Alton Brown instead?

(really... does TV need anything other than Mythbusters and Good Eats? :D)

(well, okay, a few things, but still...)

Nah, Mythbusters and Good Eats would be just about sufficient for me, too.  Especially Good Eats.  :D
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on March 23, 2007, 09:02:06 PM
Quote from: Cvstos on March 23, 2007, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Psy-Kosh on March 23, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
How 'bout Alton Brown instead?

(really... does TV need anything other than Mythbusters and Good Eats? :D)

(well, okay, a few things, but still...)

Nah, Mythbusters and Good Eats would be just about sufficient for me, too.  Especially Good Eats.  :D

Mmmm Good Eats, and Mythbusters just thing to feed the Mind and body

:lol  :mowmeep
PBH
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Brunhidden on March 24, 2007, 12:28:53 AM
*has a dreadful thought that somewhere theres a restaurant that serves tofu PEOPLE*

ack, this breaches into the concepts of being an alcoholic addict and vegetarianisim.

"hi, my name is fluffy and im addicted to alcoholics"
"no thanks, im a vegetarian. you don't happen to have any vegans on the menu do you?"


QuoteIf we were not supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat?
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Izkata on March 24, 2007, 01:23:30 AM
Quote from: Stygian on March 22, 2007, 10:20:03 AM
Quote from: superluser on March 21, 2007, 11:29:36 PM

Quote"Good evening, I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?...the rump is very good. I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there...May I urge you to consider my liver?  it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."

Superluser wins a free internet for Hitchhiker's Guide reference.

So we got off the train north of Chicago and were exploring, and just a street away from the stop, I noticed a store that looked almost empty inside.  The name of the shop was, simply, "Internet".   :erk
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: kaskar on March 24, 2007, 02:18:25 AM
         Vegetables were never meant to be eaten, only to distilled down into alchoholic drink . Also , what are the undead  treated as ....     Also, the statement of Cubi and other creature restaurants even cover the " honourary Creature, ( who may be a being on business ... )
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Brunhidden on March 24, 2007, 02:21:05 AM
QuoteThis is not food. This is what food eats.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: kaskar on March 24, 2007, 03:02:13 AM
         Make that Cubi and other Creature Restaurant and Bar. Everyone has to socialise sometime .......
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Psy-Kosh on March 25, 2007, 12:28:28 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on March 24, 2007, 12:28:53 AM
*has a dreadful thought that somewhere theres a restaurant that serves tofu PEOPLE*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: superluser on March 25, 2007, 12:37:20 AM
There's also Animal 57 (http://www.kibo.com/exegesis/animal_57.shtml).  Er, not really something good for creatures, but it would be a great solution for the undead, because it really is alive, but then again, it really isn't.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Magic on March 26, 2007, 05:14:01 AM
"The alternative consumption of souls is generally not a practice that beings encourage, mind you."

The fox muses and smiles that smile, "Then again, when has society ever stopped businessmen from letting other people sell their souls for strips of paper?"
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: kaskar on March 26, 2007, 05:40:58 AM
Quote from: Ink on March 26, 2007, 05:14:01 AM
"The alternative consumption of souls is generally not a practice that beings encourage, mind you."

The fox muses and smiles that smile, "Then again, when has society ever stopped businessmen from letting other people sell their souls for strips of paper?"

What about the sharing of souls ?

Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 26, 2007, 06:47:14 AM
Fixed your endquote. Hope you don't mind.
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: kaskar on March 28, 2007, 03:38:13 AM
  In Cubi/Creature restaurents, do they sell "Soul" food ?
Title: Re: Cubi/creatures restaurants
Post by: Zedd on March 28, 2007, 04:17:21 AM
Soul food gives me gas :<