Goodness, Getting lost on Google, I've stumbled upon your forum, so if you'll have me, this looks a really cool place to get lost in.
I'm kinda new to.. well everything and... cubi? Whats a cubi?
First dibs on the newbie! :) It's rare for me to get in first...
Welcome to the forum! Let's see... a cubi is... well, you can find all you need to know here: http://missmab.com/demonology.php
Anyway, please accept this big basket of special muffins I baked! Hope your time here is a bang :3
*scampers away* :rj
Hmm.
I'm curious. What on earth were you searching for in google that we came up?
Oh, and hiya! Welcome to our little corner of the Internet. Mind your feet, leave your sanity outside the door, make sure to keep your claim ticket, but don't expect it to be there when you get back. Watch out for anyone who tells you to watch out for something, they're not to be trusted. Have a coffee mug, it's on the house, here's a ladder so you can go fetch it.
Oh, and watch out for the muffins.
*dons hard hat, skips away into a bunker on the other side of the planet*
I really want the muffins, but I really want to beware the muffins, how conflicting...
The coffee is awesome... awesome!
What do I do now I'm here? I hope there is.. uh, isn't a ceremony involving being tied naked to a lampost covered in whipped cream..
Oh bachelor parties, what fun.
Lovely to meet y'all.
By the time you see the muffins, it's too late. Sorry.
Welcome, Malicious! Come on in, relax, join in the conversation, perhaps indulge in a little RP...kiss your sanity good-bye...
Anyways, it's nice to meet you!
Lucky Charms, they're tragically malicious! :3
Hi!
Hey! Cubi's are cute, pretty... uh, pretty as well.
I'd love to join you guys, thanks for such a warm welcome.
...um, whats "RP"?
Role Playing.
Don't do it outside the Haunted Ballroom, though. The admins get grumpy.
... well.. grumpiER, I guess. :-)
I think this might be the first person we've ever got who hasn't read any of the comics. Fascinating. Somebody get the dissection kit, I know we have one.
Jokes aside, welcome to the party. Beware of chibi dragons, enjoy the RPs, the conversation... Don't enjoy the muffins though. That'd just be odd, and we have quite a bit of oddness around here. Running out of space to keep it, and all that.
Quote from: Boogeyman on March 03, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
I think this might be the first person we've ever got who hasn't read any of the comics. Fascinating. Somebody get the dissection kit, I know we have one.
Dissection? Charlatan. This requires a lot more delicate study. First, we'll remove his brain and the primary part of his spine. I will want to see the routing of those signals, besides for the brain activity. Then, we can get to work on the rest of the nervous system. Don't know what to do with the rest of the body though. You can play with it if you're a good boy.
Ah... wait. I think I'm forgetting something. Oh, right!
Welcome, Malicious. Needless to say, I am not doing it because I am your namesake. It's all in the name of science.
Quote from: Stygian on March 03, 2007, 01:19:11 PM
Quote from: Boogeyman on March 03, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
I think this might be the first person we've ever got who hasn't read any of the comics. Fascinating. Somebody get the dissection kit, I know we have one.
Dissection? Charlatan. This requires a lot more delicate study. First, we'll remove his brain and the primary part of his spine. I will want to see the routing of those signals, besides for the brain activity. Then, we can get to work on the rest of the nervous system. Don't know what to do with the rest of the body though. You can play with it if you're a good boy.
Ah... wait. I think I'm forgetting something. Oh, right!
Welcome, Malicious. Needless to say, I am not doing it because I am your namesake. It's all in the name of science.
My body? But thats where I keep my delicious nutrients and juices!
Plus I need it for... stuff.
I guess I can find out what role playing is and how to do it by lookin' around more. thanks for the warm welcome, and no, not warm like my insides.
Quote from: Boogeyman on March 03, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
I think this might be the first person we've ever got who hasn't read any of the comics.
I remember when this happened back on The Nice... the person involved spammed the old DMFA forum with random threads. Manawolf's wrath was awesome to behold. That's unlikely to happen this time, unless you do anything foolish :P
Like Llearch, I'm curious as to what brought you here if it wasn't DMFA or Darkmoon's comic. I hope it works out though.
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 01:25:19 PM
I guess I can find out what role playing is and how to do it by lookin' around more. thanks for the warm welcome, and no, not warm like my insides.
Well there seem to be various styles - most of them seem to run like stories, where each player posts a few paragraphs of text, but I think there are some more hardcore ones where they actually keep count of health points and stuff.
Basically, if you watch the 'Haunted Ballroom' section, you'll get the hang of how it works. Generally there are two threads, the actual game and a control thread [OOC] where the game is discussed.
Ah don't worry, I won't cause trouble, I'll voyeur and keep an unoffensive stance upon everything I see. RP does sound pretty cool though, I'll try it when I feel confident enough.
Anything else I should look out for?
Lets, see...
Bill, exploding muffins, talking boxes, chibi dragons, Mab's brownies, stay out of the shadows, and I think avoiding the Boogeyman is common sense.
Speaking of common sense, avoid that too.
Quote from: Tapewolf on March 03, 2007, 01:39:33 PM
Quote from: Boogeyman on March 03, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
I think this might be the first person we've ever got who hasn't read any of the comics.
I remember when this happened back on The Nice... the person involved spammed the old DMFA forum with random threads. Manawolf's wrath was awesome to behold. That's unlikely to happen this time, unless you do anything foolish :P
Also, here we have rather closer control over what goes on - it's not just Amber who can clean up stuff, so it's not just on her head when someone goes nuts. Since we have rather more moderators (6) floating around, we can share the load, share the stress of keeping on top of things, and we can also mute people who -really- step out of line, quickly, if we have to. Unlike on the Nice, where apparently it took the Admins weeks to respond - no disrespect to them, I'm sure they had lots of things to deal with, given the number of forums they were responsible for.
And, of course, the admins here don't care if everyone hates them. That helps a lot :-) (Hi, Darkmoon!)
Hate is Darkmoon's source of energy. The more you bitch, the stronger he gets. :dface
Quote from: Stygian on March 03, 2007, 01:19:11 PM
Quote from: Boogeyman on March 03, 2007, 12:55:29 PM
I think this might be the first person we've ever got who hasn't read any of the comics. Fascinating. Somebody get the dissection kit, I know we have one.
Dissection? Charlatan. This requires a lot more delicate study. First, we'll remove his brain and the primary part of his spine. I will want to see the routing of those signals, besides for the brain activity. Then, we can get to work on the rest of the nervous system. Don't know what to do with the rest of the body though. You can play with it if you're a good boy.
And how do you propose to remove such organs without a dissection kit? Just reach into his mouth and grab the first thing you find? Try if you like, the results are bound to be more interesting than informative. Besides, the neural system is bound to be a tad strange on the basis that he's sane. I propose we examine his optic systems. After all, how would the eyes of one not adapted to use in high quality webcomic or forum roleplay be configured? You fiddle with your brains all you like, I propose that we find something more useful. Brains, while interesting, attract little funding.
Oh, don't mind us.
Heya, Malicious!
Welcome to the forums, My name's Miaka, and, uh..... I'unno.
Only useful warning I can think of is to beware of the forum artists....
We tend to be kinda weird in the head.
But then again, so's everybody else.....
um....
*tosses an acorn* Have a standard newbie-gift.
I salute you newcomer, fear the power of box
My name is Wolf.. Aiyno wolf
Shaken stirred I dun care.
Not the face! Not the face!
I'll look out for "chibi" dragons, whatever they are.
Thanks for the acorn, I'll uh.. save it for later.
You're an artist? Groovy~ I'm a graphic design student, kinda like art being that theres a lot of illustration, photoshop and fireworks ya know.
You'll have to show me where I can see all the art, if Boogeyman doesn't remove my eyes before then.
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on March 03, 2007, 02:24:56 PM
I salute you newcomer, fear the power of box
My name is Wolf.. Aiyno wolf
Shaken stirred I dun care.
I'll salute you back, my short time in the military was good for something other than mindless violence after all!
I'd pour you a drink if I knew much about alcohol, or how to make a James Bond drink.
Greetings. :) I am the Monitor of installation 00. I am 7 Itos Atio. Someone has released the Mows. My function is to ... A double post! D: Kill it!
*ITOS uses Flamethrower on double post*
*ITOS burns down Computerscreen*
Oops.
I think I just learnt my first lesson..
Yeah... Don't use a flamethrower on your screen.
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 02:28:27 PM
You're an artist? Groovy~ I'm a graphic design student, kinda like art being that theres a lot of illustration, photoshop and fireworks ya know.
You'll have to show me where I can see all the art, if Boogeyman doesn't remove my eyes before then.
Believe it or not, the Tower of Art is where all the art is:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?board=2.0
Most of the artists who post there regularly are pretty good. King of Hearts is excellent with lineart, most other people do cel-shaded stuff. Of the top of my head, you might want to check out Zinacat, RJ, Turnsky, James Starrunner, KBJ etc. Many of the readership who post are artistically inclined in some way, so there are plenty to choose from.
There are also various writings and some music, although for the latter it seems to be just Moekii and myself for the main part.
Quote from: Tapewolf on March 03, 2007, 03:04:13 PM
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 02:28:27 PM
You're an artist? Groovy~ I'm a graphic design student, kinda like art being that theres a lot of illustration, photoshop and fireworks ya know.
You'll have to show me where I can see all the art, if Boogeyman doesn't remove my eyes before then.
Believe it or not, the Tower of Art is where all the art is:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?board=2.0
Most of the artists who post there regularly are pretty good. King of Hearts is excellent with lineart, most other people do cel-shaded stuff. Of the top of my head, you might want to check out Zinacat, RJ, Turnsky, James Starrunner, KBJ etc. Many of the readership who post are artistically inclined in some way, so there are plenty to choose from.
There are also various writings and some music, although for the latter it seems to be just Moekii and myself for the main part.
I was going to start recodring my voice, but then I can't write songs for shit, so none of it'd be origional.... it'd just be a crappy recording of a mediocre voice.
Aridas used to have a thread for his music, but I'm sure it's several pages back, now.
Oh wow, that sounds so groovy. What sort of music do ya make?
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 03:22:58 PM
Oh wow, that sounds so groovy. What sort of music do ya make?
I don't really have a fixed style, although neo-prog is what I'm generally aiming for. I take a lot of inspiration from webcomics.
The thread
is here: (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=548.0), but these are some of my current favourites:
http://www.dougtheeagle.com/stuff/wendigo3.mp3 - Operation Wendigo (from Turnsky's Foxfire comic)
http://www.jpmorris.force9.co.uk/music/xssjpm5.mp3 - Princes of the Dreams (a cover of Xss' song about DMFA)
http://www.dougtheeagle.com/adatpf/adatpf10.mp3 - Sacred Jaguar (12 minutes, 13 megabytes)
..the thread doesn't have much of my earlier stuff on it, so I may have to add some.
Welcome, Malicious! As the newest member of the welcoming committee (I think), I must warn you about syringe-wielding kittens named Christina. Well, okay, there's only one, but watch out for her, or you'll regret it!
In case you're wondering, I'm pretty sure its mandatory for all members of the welcoming committee to warn newcomers about something.
If you roleplay, you'll probably see me hanging around the Haunted Ballroom. Look for the dragon- and prehistoric-creature-based characters, amoung others. And keep in mind what I said about Christina. Well, see you around! *scampers off*
Oh Kittens don't sound so bad, I'm sure I'll- wait SYRINGES?!
And yeah, I'm coming to expect warnings but funnily enough, the more warnings I'm getting, the more drawn in I'm becoming.
I had a goosey at the RP forum and it looks awesome, I'd love to take part in one so I had a look at the rules, rules aside, I've never done it before and have absolutely NO idea what the heck I'm supposed to do.
If theres anyone who's experienced at it I'd really appreciate some advice for a newbie.
Hello random internet user. (what, you expect me to say something more interesting? FORGET IT!)
Welcome my freind....So I hear you like the cubi eh...Well I am sure some are lurking around here..Just watch yourself now...:veryevil
:bigsword Well would you look at the time!~
Welcome. I'm one of the guilties responsible for bringing this madcap group of nutballs together into one gathering place. Hope you enjoy your stay and have a good time. We're mostly harmless.
Heh, thanks guys I'll take your word for it. And yeah, the cubi's are.. aheh.. well their fur is cute and everything else is in the right place if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Those RP's make a really good read, I just realised an hour has past since I started! They look so much fun, how d'ya take part in one?... and well, how do you do "it" in the first place?
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 05:37:24 PM
Heh, thanks guys I'll take your word for it. And yeah, the cubi's are.. aheh.. well their fur is cute and everything else is in the right place if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Oh no...
QuoteThose RP's make a really good read, I just realised an hour has past since I started! They look so much fun, how d'ya take part in one?... and well, how do you do "it" in the first place?
Well frankly, 'Furrae Chronicles' is my first go at taking part in one, and I'm more-or-less winging it. However, it is based on Gareeku's fanfic of the same name (which inspired me to start writing - originally filler chapters for when he was busy, later my own story).
I guess all you really need is a reasonable imagination and decent writing skills. Taking part in the FCRP really helped me flesh out my character.
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 05:37:24 PM
Heh, thanks guys I'll take your word for it. And yeah, the cubi's are.. aheh.. well their fur is cute and everything else is in the right place if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Those RP's make a really good read, I just realised an hour has past since I started! They look so much fun, how d'ya take part in one?... and well, how do you do "it" in the first place?
Post in the OOC or calling for interest thread stating that you'd like to join, post the information on the character you plan on using, and wait for it to be accepted.
As for how to, think of it as writing with a lot of coauthors. You get one character, you folow the rules, etc.
Quote from: Boogeyman on March 03, 2007, 06:20:41 PM
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 05:37:24 PM
Heh, thanks guys I'll take your word for it. And yeah, the cubi's are.. aheh.. well their fur is cute and everything else is in the right place if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Those RP's make a really good read, I just realised an hour has past since I started! They look so much fun, how d'ya take part in one?... and well, how do you do "it" in the first place?
Post in the OOC or calling for interest thread stating that you'd like to join, post the information on the character you plan on using, and wait for it to be accepted.
As for how to, think of it as writing with a lot of coauthors. You get one character, you folow the rules, etc.
Thanks man, could ya link me to one o these threads? I'm kinda lost.
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 05:37:24 PM
Those RP's make a really good read, I just realised an hour has past since I started! They look so much fun, how d'ya take part in one?... and well, how do you do "it" in the first place?
I consider myself a decent roleplayer, so I'm going to try to offer you a few tips, and hope they end up being more helpful than annoying. :animesweat
Start with a good and interesting character, obviously. If you're already a writer/roleplayer, I might suggest altering existing characters for certain roleplays rather than making up all-new ones. I find that characters become much more interesting after you've been developing them for a while. While you can crank out a decent character in a few minutes, the ones that are really fun to play (and to read about) usually take a few months to really fine-tune.
Never be afraid to be too detailed. Describe your characters appearance in all the detail you can think of, describe their thoughts, actions, the setting, everything. Stuff tends to be more interesting to read when the reader has a really clear view of what's going on; that, and nobody likes a one-liner. Of course, you can also be over-descriptive, but I don't see that happen nearly as often as its opposite.
Avoid the three deadly sins of roleplaying; where I'm from, they call 'em godmoding, powerplaying, and metagaming, but I think they may have different terms on this forum.
Basically, godmoding means controlling another players character, or in any way denying them from having a choice in what happens to their character. Players should always have a chance to have their character avoid something, especially if their characters would be able to avoid it. And if someone avoids /everything/, or dodges something that they shouldn't be able to, they are commiting the next sin; powerplaying.
Powerplaying is when you create a character who is just ridiculously powerful/invincible/perfect. This ranges from characters that nobody else can land a hit on, to characters who can take unrealistic amounts of punishment without flinching, to characters who are so attractive that every living thing in a twenty mile radius swoons when they enter the area. This varies from roleplay to roleplay; a character who would be considered ridiculously powerful in a no-magic world might be just right for a highly magical world. But, always have a few character flaws on the back burner, just in case.
Metagaming is when your character knows stuff that you, the player, know, but that the character has no good reason to know. Sometimes its easy to forget what your character does or doesn't know, and that's fine; just don't do it on purpose.
That's all I can think of. Hope it helped!
I'll keep that in mind, thanks buddy.
Gotta be honest with ya though, as silly as it sounds, I'm a tad nervous about the whole shebang. I don't wanna annoy the experienced guys with my newbie questions or worse still, try to join in and do something stupid and ruin it for everyone!
Don't worry. The worst that can happen is Styg trying to kill you. And he's in Sweden! It'll take OVER A DAY before he hunts you down and drags you into a back alley and slits your throat and removes your spleen and smashes your skull in. ;)
Quote from: Malicious on March 03, 2007, 07:47:00 PM
I'll keep that in mind, thanks buddy.
Gotta be honest with ya though, as silly as it sounds, I'm a tad nervous about the whole shebang. I don't wanna annoy the experienced guys with my newbie questions or worse still, try to join in and do something stupid and ruin it for everyone!
Don't be too nervous. As long as you're trying, and not just goofing around, that's all most people ask for. Don't be scared to ask questions; everyone's new to roleplaying at some point, so I'm sure nobody's going to point and laugh at you. And reading what's been going on in the roleplay before you enter should be enough to keep any misunderstandings from happening.
And, um, sorry if it was my tips that scared you. Roleplaying really isn't as strict as I sometimes have a tendency to make it sound.
S'ok, check the Castle thread! Styg approved me and let me make my first post! Hope its okay though.
Don't worry about making it sound scary, I scared myself mostly, being new and not knowing anyone an all that.
EDIT : About that, Its like, 1am here and I might not last much longer, is it okay to have to be AFK to sleep or do I have to let someone know?
No, now that you're in an RP you can never sleep again! :mwaha
Best put the kettle on eh?
Woop, looks like I'm gonna have to run, I think its 3am now. Can't see the clock what for the dark an all. I'll be sure to y'know, not sleep.
I've read your roleplay posts so far, and you have no reason at all to be nervous. I've seen veteran roleplayers much worse than you.
Aww you're just saying that~
I swear to you that yes, I have. I used to roleplay on Neopets, if that means anything to you. So yes, yes I have seen supposedly veteran roleplayers who were waaaaaaay worse than you. *looks for an eye-twitch emote but can't find one*
You mean like this? :erk
Oh! I never noticed that his eye twitched before! I thought he was just blinking. I feel really dumb now.
Wooo I'm late to the party.
Hey new person *waves*
Hai experienced person. *waves back*
I'm late also but don't worry, I'm not that important. :>
You seem like a pretty cool guy and we'll likely get allong great. However, I must at this point state that it is I who is the bigger noob. :3
ummmmmmmm......what the!?! It's cool that there's been all this RP talk and junk but how come no one has said anything about the arena? :U I like it the best. It's a bunch of (like it says) mindless games that often provide a good laugh.
Ya'll probably don't care since I'm this late and annoying anyways and I don't expect you too. The most important thing to do is IGNORE ME‼
Quote from: Density D. on March 05, 2007, 05:24:07 PM
ummmmmmmm......what the!?! It's cool that there's been all this RP talk and junk but how come no one has said anything about the arena? :U I like it the best. It's a bunch of (like it says) mindless games that often provide a good laugh.
"fresh meat" posts get some leeway on RP. It's the only exception.
Play nicely. :-]
Heheh. Ran across you in the Castle RP, and thought you were doing a great job, so I decided to drop by and give you an official welcome since your topic was still active.
Name's KBJ, which stands for Keaton the Black Jackal, as my title plainly displays. I've been RPing since I was thirteen, writing since I was ten (at least on paper), and drawing since I was tapdancing on my mother's uterus. I sincerely hope you enjoy the RPs, the insanity, the people, the emoticons, have fun, and avoid the box--I'm looking at you Llearch--like the #%&^ing plague.
Since there's not really anything left to say, I shall dance for you.
:boogie
~Keaton the Black Jackal
Why is everyone so paranoid around me?
I mean, it's not like I'm evil or something, is it?
I even shower, every other month....
It's 'cause you're a good mod, and everyone fears the good mods. Must be why Bill's so easy to get along with. ;)
Can it for to be ban time now pleeez? :<
If you insist... :-)
I meant Haz, you asshat. :dface
*snickers evilly*
:noobrape Erm...no.
I give you a late welcome. I too find it interesting that you seem to have found this forum randomly. *Looks around* Nope, nothing un-normal about that.
I like your avatar. Compact, yet cute.
Erm...I have nothing else to say.
Welcome to the area 31.1 here your gear *hands Malicious body armour helmut and M15 with grenade launcher* and your spot ahhhhh you pick a spot.
This Forum is awesome, AWESOME.
And yeah, I seriouslty did, it showed up on google and naturally I peeked around a bit out of curiosity. Watching you all go about your crazy antics through my skylight vantage point, but the glass cracked and smashed under my weight! So I fell flat on my face (and glass) and... here we are.
Thanks Keaton! Your writing is amazing, its evident you've been doing it for a long time. It's so descriptive and a really good read. Hope ta get as good as you someday.
seriously, though- what on earth were you searching that pulled up our sorry neck of the woods? The powers that be are curious.
Believe it or not. "Fuzzy"
Just that?
There's 33,300,000 results for fuzzy, and only 1,670 for fuzzy on this site.
What else?
Hey wanna buy a health pipe >:3
Why does so much suspicion circulate over how I got here???
I'd say it's less suspicion than curiousity. I'd hazard a guess that 90% of the people who use this forum are fans of one or more of the comics and are here due to that, with perhaps another 8% coming in due to said fans getting their friends involved.
So when someone stumbles across us by accident, it's an unusual occurence, and it piques everyone's curiousity. No big. *shrugs*
:yeahthat :meh :kthx :stupid :yasrsly
... Or something.
Behave, Llearch. I know origami. *grins*
Heh, yeah now that you say it it does sound a li'l odd. Maybe some higher power intentionally directed me here.
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on March 07, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
Behave, Llearch. I know origami. *grins*
... and four other Japanese words! ;-]
As TGR said, most people come here because of the comics, so someone coming in 'cold' as it were is a rare event :3
It was the 'Fuzzy Fluffball' ranking, wasn't it?
I have started reading the comic, if Amber is ever around high five her for me, its just too funny. but yeah it was purely by chance, and god bless chance cos I love here and everyone as well. Plus my rank is awesome, AWESOME
Dammit, Bill. You're stretching the screen :p
You and your big-ass sig :p
I'm surprised it was under "fuzzy." That will surely make Darkmoon weep.
Quote from: Damaris on March 08, 2007, 10:43:24 PM
Dammit, Bill. You're stretching the screen :p
Odd, when I'm on a computer running at 1024x768, signatures don't stretch the screen, they get their own little scrollbar. Same with avatars.
I get scrollbars too. Unfortunately, it's for the whole screen.
But, we know you use a different skin than... everyone. So that might be it.
I actually don't use New Classic, anymore. ;) Though I'm sure no one uses this skin either... Yup, only 2 other people are using the SMF Default theme. :/
Darkmoon is Amber's brother aint he?
The short answer is "for all intents and purposes, yes."
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You have way too much time on your hands, sir.
... My post count didn't give that away already?
You have way too much time on your hands if you actually bothered reading all of that.
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on March 09, 2007, 02:10:00 PM
You have way too much time on your hands if you actually bothered reading all of that.
Come now, honestly, who would read all that even if they did have the time? Only an utter nutcase, that's who. *whistles innocently* :.
Oh, come on. It's a pleasantly amusing read. :-)
That's probably why I read it. ;)
Man Illearch i get winded when I read those disclaimers *pant, pant*.
I went cross eyed and fell off my chair about 5 lines in.
If I can read it all that is
Are they both ever around or are they busy with their comics and such?
I see Amber more than DMoon, but I don't see Amber too often, either. Come to think of it, I haven't seen DMoon in quite some time. ...Or maybe I just haven't noticed. :B
You haven't noticed. Last time I saw both of them was yesterday.
At least, on the forum, that is. Darkmoon idles on AIM all the time...
Oh you guys all have AIM? I forgot to put my addy in my profile, most use msn over here.
I use both, but I prefer to use MSN anymore, since 'Windows Live Messenger' came out. I'll be sure to add you.
Woot! :hug
99 replies!
Personally, I use whatever lies to hand - gaim is good like that, I have one app, and can talk over AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, jabber, or a number of other protocols I haven't been asked to talk over yet.
Oh, and IRC, although it's not very good at it. :-)
You use IRC? I've got it but only know like, one server.
And now we bring out the handsome Hennry Wrinkler...COVERED IN BEES!
...um.. would it be naieve to assume thats a server name?
Yes.
I tend to lurk on the Server That Cannot Be Named, and undernet, and freenode, and netgoth.org.uk
You can find me under the same nick on all of those, if you really must.
lawl, sure sounds like an adventure.