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Title: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: bill on January 31, 2007, 08:39:35 PM
Saw this on breaking news, when Channel 5 were convinced that terrorists were trying to blow up an elevated freeway. Whoever was in charge of this (http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/10890113/detail.html#) is a complete idiot.
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Toric on January 31, 2007, 09:09:44 PM
Ha, they detonated the first one they found! It's only after the fact that they looked at its components and found no trace of explosives.

Seriously though, funny as it may be I think it's a case of better safe than sorry. It's better than something like that going unnoticed and turning out to actually be a bomb. Doesn't mean those guys shouldn't start taping Adult Swim though. Now what I wanna know is what the heck an inactive pipe bomb was doing in the basement of a hospital.
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Valynth on January 31, 2007, 09:53:52 PM
well, they certainly got their publicity.
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: bill on January 31, 2007, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Valynth on January 31, 2007, 09:53:52 PM
well, they certainly got their publicity.
They also got arrested. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249110,00.html)
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: superluser on January 31, 2007, 10:23:21 PM
Jumping...is useless!

Did you also notice that they had been in place for TWO WEEKS before the police found them?

So not only can they not tell the difference between a bomb and some blinking LEDs, but they also won't respond to a threat until it's over?

Edit:

QuoteNews: REPORT ALL INNOCUOUS-LOOKING OBJECTS TO THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

Hmmm...

...And anyways, shouldn't we be reporting it to the Potsmaster?
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: TheGreyRonin on January 31, 2007, 10:38:11 PM
*reports Llearch to the proper authorities*

Wait, he is the proper authorities, NM...
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Kenji on January 31, 2007, 11:01:39 PM
Well, they had a bump about it right before the second Futurama tonight. Course, couldn't read hardly any of it, seeing as how it lasts for about 5 seconds a page... X3
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Alondro on February 01, 2007, 12:19:30 AM
Bah, and they never found the real bombs! 

*cackles evily*  I placed copies of "Ishtar", "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "The Island", and "Stealth" in every major city around the world!  Soon the horrible badness of the films will be witnessed by all!   :mwaha
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: superluser on February 01, 2007, 12:22:32 AM
Quote from: Alondro on February 01, 2007, 12:19:30 AMI placed copies of "Ishtar", "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "The Island", and "Stealth" in every major city around the world!  Soon the horrible badness of the films will be witnessed by all!

Just couldn't bring yourself to inflict Highlander 2 on unsuspecting souls?
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Supercheese on February 01, 2007, 01:01:41 AM
Quote from: Alondro on February 01, 2007, 12:19:30 AM
Bah, and they never found the real bombs! 

*cackles evily*  I placed copies of "Ishtar", "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "The Island", and "Stealth" in every major city around the world!  Soon the horrible badness of the films will be witnessed by all!   :mwaha

Hey!

... I liked The Island and Stealth ...  :paranoid
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Valynth on February 01, 2007, 01:19:16 AM
This is why I never talk of pop culture.


of course the fact that I don't have access to it works too.
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Zedd on February 01, 2007, 01:50:29 AM
Sounds fun
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: thegayhare on February 01, 2007, 09:36:53 AM
Quote from: Supercheese on February 01, 2007, 01:01:41 AM
Quote from: Alondro on February 01, 2007, 12:19:30 AM
Bah, and they never found the real bombs! 

*cackles evily*  I placed copies of "Ishtar", "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "The Island", and "Stealth" in every major city around the world!  Soon the horrible badness of the films will be witnessed by all!   :mwaha

Hey!

... I liked The Island and Stealth ...  :paranoid

Hey there is nothing wrong with liking a film bomb...  I mean I like Pluto nash

I know it's not a freat movie but I happen to like it
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: superluser on February 02, 2007, 10:44:29 PM
For those who haven't seen it, Haircuts in the 70's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR_29Oz93mk).

This is brilliant.  Exactly what I'd expect from ATHF.  If they admitted that they were sorry for scaring everyone, then the prosecution could use that against them as evidence that they intended to cause a panic, which is one of the main issues of contention in this case.
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Zedd on February 03, 2007, 05:19:07 AM
Quote from: superluser on February 02, 2007, 10:44:29 PM
For those who haven't seen it, Haircuts in the 70's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR_29Oz93mk).

This is brilliant.  Exactly what I'd expect from ATHF.  If they admitted that they were sorry for scaring everyone, then the prosecution could use that against them as evidence that they intended to cause a panic, which is one of the main issues of contention in this case.

Them take it seriously? Hell now thats like asking a retard stop having sezsuries or a Dalek not kill everything or a hippy stop smoking weed
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Alondro on February 03, 2007, 07:20:15 AM
Feh, I don't take it seriously.  Boston is full of stuck up idiots.  A single glance at the device from a tiny photograph and I knew exactly what it was and used deduction for figure out what it was for.

Morons panic easily.  And this is just more proof that Bostonites are morons.  Not to mention they have a segregated city, in spite of their claims of equality.  Go there once, you'll see what I mean.  Heck, everyone in my lab who's been there said exactly the same thing when we were talking about it yesterday.

And also, no one in any of the other cities where the light devices were placed started a panic, and they were in those cities for just as long... more proof that Boston alone is moron capitol of the USA!    ;)

Boston sucks, they put SWISS CHEESE on steak sandwiches!  Swiss!  Kill them all!!   :cuss :tantrum :sword :chainsaw :gun2

*Charles is captured by rogue Bostonite agents and taken back for execution*   :lynched
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: lucas marcone on February 03, 2007, 12:34:52 PM
Lave it to the governer to be a total kill joy. I say let the moninites RAWK :kirby !
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Miaka on February 03, 2007, 05:19:48 PM
Quote from: Alondro on February 03, 2007, 07:20:15 AM
Feh, I don't take it seriously.  Boston is full of stuck up idiots.  A single glance at the device from a tiny photograph and I knew exactly what it was and used deduction for figure out what it was for.

Morons panic easily.  And this is just more proof that Bostonites are morons.  Not to mention they have a segregated city, in spite of their claims of equality.  Go there once, you'll see what I mean.  Heck, everyone in my lab who's been there said exactly the same thing when we were talking about it yesterday.

And also, no one in any of the other cities where the light devices were placed started a panic, and they were in those cities for just as long... more proof that Boston alone is moron capitol of the USA!    ;)

Boston sucks, they put SWISS CHEESE on steak sandwiches!  Swiss!  Kill them all!!   :cuss :tantrum :sword :chainsaw :gun2

*Charles is captured by rogue Bostonite agents and taken back for execution*   :lynched

*insert obligatory indignance because of being from Boston*

But yeah, I love that Boston is the one city that freaks out about this....
As much as I sholdn't agree, Most people around here are idiots.

Actually, I think one of the guys that got arrested for that was from the town i live in...
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Cogidubnus on February 03, 2007, 06:53:09 PM
Hold on Charles...Isn't both MIT and Harvard in the Boston area?

...

Oh, wait - I see your point.  :3
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Boog on February 03, 2007, 08:17:57 PM
So... waitaminute. They got arrested for putting up Lite Brites. Because, as everyone knows, a mad bomber will put some sort of watermark or copyrighted symbol on his small, flat bombs in order to gain a reputation. Next they'll be scared of people smuggling firearms in etch-a-sketches.
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Miaka on February 03, 2007, 09:18:26 PM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 03, 2007, 06:53:09 PM
Hold on Charles...Isn't both MIT and Harvard in the Boston area?

...

Oh, wait - I see your point.  :3
Tufts, too..

And yeah, the guy with the dreads that got arrested?
He taught at one of the elementary schools here, I was in a chorus there. <<
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Tiger_T on February 03, 2007, 09:22:59 PM
Quote from: Boogeyman on February 03, 2007, 08:17:57 PM
So... waitaminute. They got arrested for putting up Lite Brites. Because, as everyone knows, a mad bomber will put some sort of watermark or copyrighted symbol on his small, flat bombs in order to gain a reputation. Next they'll be scared of people smuggling firearms in etch-a-sketches.
OMG, they're right!!  D:

Quick, inform the authorities to outlaw them!
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: lucas marcone on February 04, 2007, 03:22:34 PM
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/10888086/detail.html <----Watch the movie; Just how obvious it it the cop found nothing and is trying his damnedist not to look like a moron?
Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: thegayhare on February 15, 2007, 01:51:06 PM
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Title: Re: Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston
Post by: Zedd on February 15, 2007, 02:11:54 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on February 15, 2007, 01:51:06 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/flyer2.jpg)

*tosses a mountian pile of cookies for TGH* Excelent  :mowwink