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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Tiny crested flint on January 20, 2007, 11:22:49 PM

Title: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 20, 2007, 11:22:49 PM
Hideeho!  I'm the newbie. first off, i know absolutely nothing so I'm going to ask a lot of newbie questions

All of my posts are to be read with the idea i'm speaking in a matter-of-fact voice or a high-pitched, silly one like when you go WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

It seriously is better to just ignore me

I Lovelovelovelove music like techno, disco, screemo(just kidding), and classical and classic rock

I Love to argue nonsensically but I promise not to get in the way.
I'll tell you stuff about me as you ask about me. so don't ask hahahahaha
Think Douglas Adams
What is worse? getting bannned, flamed, smited, pwnd, burninated,  or bombed?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 20, 2007, 11:25:51 PM
First to greet the new peep!  *Waves back.*  Hello! :)  I'll let everyone else give you all the warning and what not, since they'd end up doing it anyway. :P
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 20, 2007, 11:27:24 PM
Hi Hazxmat
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: bill on January 20, 2007, 11:31:39 PM
Quote from: Density Destiny on January 20, 2007, 11:22:49 PM


It seriously is better to just ignore me



*ignores*


:.


(Note that I'm probably the first person to ever use that smiley.)
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 20, 2007, 11:37:02 PM
WRONG!!!  I used it just the other day.  You fail!
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 20, 2007, 11:39:52 PM
THANK YOU bill!!

I'm being Ignored! woot!
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Kasarn on January 20, 2007, 11:59:51 PM
I could post in your thread...

r u gay?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 21, 2007, 12:10:20 AM
Nope  But have 3 gay friends one of which is bi
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Kasarn on January 21, 2007, 12:27:44 AM
EWW. YOU HANG AROUND THE GAY.
You know you can totally catch the gay just by being near a homosexual. IT'S TRUE.
I was near a homosexual once and I almost caught it.
It's the Devil's work, I say. THE DEVIL!!!
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: TheGreyRonin on January 21, 2007, 01:34:29 AM
Welcome to the insanity, Density! Pull up a drink, sip a chair of your choice, and relax! None of us are normal either!
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Zedd on January 21, 2007, 01:51:37 AM
Greeating...How are you..And enjoy your stay and have a cubi hug! >:3
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 21, 2007, 02:38:15 AM
Don't friggin judge me!

(If your just kidding, im sorry for snapping, I just can never recognize sarcasm and just can't tell if it is or not)

Cubi hug good, right?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Aridas on January 21, 2007, 02:44:14 AM
I don't think anyone that stupid exists in this little corner of the internet, who speaks like that and means every word... but probably elsewhere. Anyway... to answer your question... cubi hug BAD! RUN AWAY! *catches density by the hand and runs*
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Kasarn on January 21, 2007, 02:48:46 AM
I hear I may be a bit of a troll... I'LL JUDGE ANYBODY I LIKE.
Pro-tip: Anybody using all caps is probably less than serious

So, do you like hermaphrodites?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Suwako on January 21, 2007, 03:27:49 AM
HI-ya, Aiyno is the name. I'm not going to finish that sentence because it's lame  :B
Enjoy your stay. Don't be scared by the insane people and watch out for some mods and admins they're often more evil then the forum members  :U Especially the evil square incarnate of cardboard.  :B

*flees*
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Stygian on January 21, 2007, 04:14:03 AM
*Walks in, carrying a delicate tray of perfectly balanced cylindrical crystal glasses filled with some clear liquid*

Well, greetings, man of significant mass! In response to your question, I must say that the worst thing that can happen to you here is getting bombed, albeit that is something we regularly do, as I am sure that you will experience once Haz gets his thumb out of his ass and on the trigger button...

*He takes one of the crystal glasses and proffers it to Density*

Nitro?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 21, 2007, 04:22:53 AM
wow, Stygian just greeted me.  I have nothing but respect for the guy on the grounds that he always provides that one lacking viewpoint and he creeps me out to no end. (he dances around with nitro!)

Alright! bombing in the near future! :eager just please wait a few more moments before reducing my thread to the tiny red cinders we love so much my good man.  and yes i'll take that glass for it will be I to cause inevitable explosions.
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiger_T on January 21, 2007, 05:14:16 AM
You do know that there are five known states of matter, don't you?

Hi! :3

Where did he go?

>:3*ignores and wanders off, seaching*
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 21, 2007, 05:26:19 AM
*Bombs da Thread.* :3
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 21, 2007, 05:28:49 AM
Quote from: Density Destiny on January 20, 2007, 11:22:49 PM
What is worse? getting bannned, flamed, smited, pwnd, burninated,  or bombed?

... we can manage all 6 if you wish...

Welcome to the forum! Please leave your sanity at the door, and expect someone to pinch it the moment your back is turned.

Watch out for anyone warning you to watch out for anyone, they're probably not to be trusted.


And they kick puppies, too.
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 21, 2007, 05:30:10 AM
Nah, that's just Daka, he won't hurt you.
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 21, 2007, 05:37:57 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on January 21, 2007, 05:26:19 AM
*Bombs da Thread.* :3

You..............didn't.....wait........long...enough
Ah, to heck with it *smashes nitro*
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Stygian on January 21, 2007, 05:47:55 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on January 21, 2007, 05:26:19 AM
*Bombs da Thread.* :3

*Stygian emits a mad cackle, as he whips out and lights a silver lighter and throws it on the tray of glasses*

I am da bomb!

*...*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: RJ on January 21, 2007, 05:48:50 AM
Hiiiii there  :3

Muffin?

:rj
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Stygian on January 21, 2007, 05:50:21 AM
No! Don't take it! She'll blow us all to smithereens!

...

Oh, wait... I just did so myself. Ah well...

*He snatches up a muffin with one arm, the poor RJ with the other, and then munches off to find Llearch*
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 21, 2007, 05:54:41 AM
gimme muffin gimme muffin!  I'm so addicted that I'll even eat the squirrel muffins.
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: RJ on January 21, 2007, 07:12:48 AM
Quote from: Density Destiny on January 21, 2007, 05:54:41 AM
gimme muffin gimme muffin!  I'm so addicted that I'll even eat the squirrel muffins.

Even if they'll give you a killing stomach ache?  :U
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: bill on January 21, 2007, 08:45:10 AM
Joey, do you like gladiator movies?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Stygian on January 21, 2007, 09:28:52 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on January 21, 2007, 08:45:10 AM
Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

Johny, do you play baseball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFL6pMVYIRw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFL6pMVYIRw)
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 21, 2007, 10:16:57 AM
You talkin' to me, Bill? :<  Or are you quoting Airplane?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 21, 2007, 10:27:50 AM
starting with RJ
yes

no

no

what's airplane?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: bill on January 21, 2007, 10:35:44 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on January 21, 2007, 10:16:57 AM
You talkin' to me, Bill? :<  Or are you quoting Airplane?
Do you like gyms?
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: RJ on January 21, 2007, 10:38:59 AM
Quote from: Density Destiny on January 21, 2007, 10:27:50 AM
starting with RJ
yes

Lovely! Here, take a basket while I run for my life :)
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: LionHeart on January 21, 2007, 10:39:30 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Greetings! Welcome to this place of strangeness.

Leave your sanity in the secure storage facility provided, and be sure to hang on to your claim ticket.

Beware the squirrel-borne muffins, the talking boxes, and those who try to tell you not to listen to warnings.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the rampant insanity your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Alan Garou on January 21, 2007, 05:15:00 PM
Just run. For the love of all that is good and obscure, run. And, before anyone says anything, I had no idea that those waffles would attain sentience.
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Tiny crested flint on January 22, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Alan Garou on January 21, 2007, 05:15:00 PM
Just run. For the love of all that is good and obscure, run.

I plan to be obscure....... so thank you for running for the love for obscure things like me.

(I know, I can't understand me either) it takes so much less effort to ignore than to understand
Title: Re: *Waves* I'm new
Post by: Netami on January 22, 2007, 06:24:35 PM
You either have the most unimaginative parents ever or you spelled your name twice.

EDIT: Hey WAIT A MINUTE!  ???