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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Vampire_Pink on December 31, 2006, 02:03:14 PM

Title: I'm new here!
Post by: Vampire_Pink on December 31, 2006, 02:03:14 PM
 :kirby Be yourself... or die in agony! 
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Boog on December 31, 2006, 02:11:04 PM
*facepalm* Whilst there are many good ways to introduce oneself, posting a newbie thread in the wrong section is not among them. It'll probably be moved to the shout outs soon anywho, so allow me to welcome you to the forums anyway. Call me Boogey, local procrastinating creep. Play nice with the others and you'll get along fine.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: bill on December 31, 2006, 02:11:24 PM
Are you related to e_voyager?
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Dakata on December 31, 2006, 02:13:35 PM
Don't listen to Oogie! He's not a creep. He's just a lazy prettyboy who couldn't scare his own shadow. *Hugs Boogey and tapes a KICK ME sign to his back* >:3

Watch out for boxes that tell you to watch out for things that tell you to watch out for other things.

Edit: *Smites Vamp, Boogey and Bill* Wasn't me.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: ITOS on December 31, 2006, 02:17:53 PM
Greetings. :) I am the Monitor of Installation 00. I am 7 Itos Atio. Someone has released the mows. My function...

:mowmeep

Ghaa! There is one! Hide the cookies! D:
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: bill on December 31, 2006, 02:20:21 PM
*ubersmites Dak*

wasn't me.   :3
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Zedd on December 31, 2006, 02:21:06 PM
Umm hello..I am the man who will swallow your soul through a bendy straw....Have a nice day now...Dont let the pink poodle bite >:3
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Supercheese on December 31, 2006, 02:21:28 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 31, 2006, 02:11:24 PM
Are you related to e_voyager?

I wouldn't think so...


*Ahem* Now, here's an informational sheet with things to look out for. The Mows seem to have already been mentioned, but the exploding muffins and evil creatures should be along shortly.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Boog on December 31, 2006, 02:22:21 PM
*High fives Bill* I did noth- Mows? OHSCHNAP! Light fuse, run away!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: bill on December 31, 2006, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: Supercheese on December 31, 2006, 02:21:28 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 31, 2006, 02:11:24 PM
Are you related to e_voyager?

I wouldn't think so...



Well, they do have the same IP address.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Dakata on December 31, 2006, 02:24:20 PM
Well, E -does- have a sister.

...*Tackles Boogeyman* GRAWR!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Supercheese on December 31, 2006, 02:26:14 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 31, 2006, 02:22:25 PM
Well, they do have the same IP address.

Well then, I stand corrected.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Tapewolf on December 31, 2006, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: Supercheese on December 31, 2006, 02:26:14 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 31, 2006, 02:22:25 PM
Well, they do have the same IP address.

Well then, I stand corrected.

Of course they might both be using DHCP on the same ISP.  If they're both logged in and using the same IP address at the same time I guess they're either related or at the same University etc... but it is neither the time nor place for that discussion :P

Anyway, welcome.  Since you posted this in the Castlevania section, do be aware that the DMFA (i.e. furry comic) readership seems to outnumber the CV readership even though CV was the original focus of the board - so don't be put off if that happens to be your reason for joining.

Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Vampire_Pink on December 31, 2006, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 31, 2006, 02:11:24 PM
Are you related to e_voyager?
How'd u know? :mowhappy
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 31, 2006, 03:41:40 PM
He's an admin. He'll know.

Welcome to the forum. Here's your newbie showbag, contents listed below:

One small leaflet entitled "Things to do on your day off"
One large manual, entitled, "Things to not do on the forum to avoid annoying the moderators", subtitle "Volume 1"
One long, sortof bent thing with a bit of a lump at the end.
One cover for same.
One same.
Another large manual, entitled, "Things to not do on the forum to avoid annoying the moderators", subtitle "Volume 7"
A small looseleaf folder with the heading "This page intentionally left blank" printed on each page.
13 missing bowties.
One bridge, medium sized, brick structure with a marble facade.
3 spare muffins, courtesy of RJ.
One small leaflet, somewhat singed arond the edges, entitled "things to watch out for on the forum", with a heavily drawn line leading inside to the line that says "RJ's muffins", with the footnote "May be explosive, or caustic."
Another large manual, entitled, "Things to not do on the forum to avoid annoying the moderators", subtitle "Volume 13"
A small leaflet, entitled, "Things to not do on the forum to avoid annoying the moderators", subtitle "Volumes 2-6, 8-12"
Seventeen acorns, all of which are vibrating in a faintly dangerous way...

Oh, and hiya, Supercheese. Oh, and watch out for anyone who tells you to watch out for things. They're probably up to something.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Faerie Alex on December 31, 2006, 04:03:20 PM
We'd better find out who wrote those books then, before they can carry out their master plan. :V

Oh, and welcome!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: bill on December 31, 2006, 04:20:20 PM
Quote from: Vampire_Pink on December 31, 2006, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 31, 2006, 02:11:24 PM
Are you related to e_voyager?
How'd u know? :mowhappy
I'm psychic.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: TheGreyRonin on January 01, 2007, 01:17:40 AM
 Welcome to the insanity, Vampire_Pink, and happy new year!

I see you've found your showbag, which, if inflated and tied properly, will not act as a flotation device.

Have fun!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: LionHeart on January 01, 2007, 12:43:07 PM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this refuge of strangeness.

Leave your remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and hang on to your claim ticket if you want it back.

Watch out for the talking boxes - regard everything they say with suspicion.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the bizarreness your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Suwako on January 01, 2007, 02:16:10 PM
Hello Vampire_Pink aka: female entity related to e_voyager.

I'm Aiyno and I'm not going to tell you to watch out for boxes telling you to watch out for people telling you to watch out for things. Still I would watch out for him anyways.  >:3 He's easily recognized because he posted a holy*hit large post here and his name is Llearch.  :3 Of course, I would never tell you to watch out.... what makes you think that?
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 01, 2007, 03:10:05 PM
It's so nice to see everyone warning everyone else about me.


I can't think of anything I've done to deserve such an honour, though....
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Stygian on January 01, 2007, 07:52:04 PM
And here I come, without warning, as is my habit, and opposed to some other unfortunates... *winks at Llearch*

Greetings and welcome to the forum. Despite what these guys may think, the madness here isn't so much spread out as they claim. And don't intend to change that. Just add to the evil when neccessary, okay? Thanks beforehand.

I am Stygian. That is all. I've gone tired from buying souveniers today, so just grab something.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: LionHeart on January 01, 2007, 10:58:08 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 01, 2007, 03:10:05 PM
I can't think of anything I've done to deserve such an honour, though....

*appears*

If you haven't, I'm sure you will...

*vanishes*
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 02, 2007, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: LionHeart on January 01, 2007, 10:58:08 PM
*appears*

If you haven't, I'm sure you will...

*vanishes*

*clickety-clickety* what was your username again? :-)
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: RJ on January 02, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
Too many muffins is never enough!  :rj Enjoy your muffin basket! I'll just be running for my life to over behind those hills....
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 02, 2007, 11:03:06 AM
I didn't think there was such a state?
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Stygian on January 03, 2007, 09:37:05 AM
Gaaah! Stop the cuteness! *runs after RJ* Get back here you wonderful little twit!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: RJ on January 03, 2007, 10:17:21 AM
NEVAHHHH!  :mwaha
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Stygian on January 03, 2007, 10:31:28 AM
*Grabs Llearch and opens the bloody box, then snatches up RJ by the foot and puts her in it* There! That's my opinion on you two!

If that's not a state, then I'm not a horrid, pesky idiot. *munches on a muffin*
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 03, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
that's a state. ;-)

I was wondering if "too many muffins" was a state that existed, though...
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: ITOS on January 03, 2007, 11:18:41 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 03, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
I was wondering if "too many muffins" was a state that existed, though...

Such a state can exist but it is unstable (especially if RJ is involved). Since it's unstable and and there is an increasing demand due to e-commerce tables it's a very rare state. In recent years, much research has been devoted to the study of unstable tables; however, few have studied it's interaction with muffins. ;)

After years of unfortunate research into the World Wide Web, I can confirm the emulation of unstable states, which embodies the important principles of virtual cryptoanalysis. My focus in the position paper Improving Unstable States and Forward-Error Correction Using Trunk, is not on whether the well-known error correction algorithm for the investigation of DHTs by Bose et al. is in Co-NP, but rather on proposing a framework for the simulation of link-level acknowledgements (Trunk).

The implications of semantic methodologies have been far-reaching and pervasive. Contrarily, a natural issue in stable engineering is the understanding of the exploration of chemical networks. From this point of view we need understanding of operating systems that paved the way for the visualization of RPCs, which embodies the structured principles of artificial intelligence (AI-TOS). Thusly, decentralized symmetries and courseware do not necessarily obviate the need for the emulation of courseware.

In this way, we validate that e-commerce and reinforcement learning are always incompatible. Contrarily, this solution is always well-received. Our heuristic harnesses stable models. This combination of properties has not yet been evaluated in previous work

As a conclusion I can say that it's been argued that the famous wearable algorithm for the stabilisation of redundancy is possible. Trunk has set a precedent for forward-error correction, and we expect that chemical idustries will develop these application for years to come. I expect to see many futurists move to refining Trunk in the very near future.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Stygian on January 03, 2007, 11:31:36 AM
Another summarization might be that whether or on muffins are high in demand, it is always better to have too many than too few, presuming of course that you have the means and the time to dispose of the excess should they become bothersome. However in this situation I believe that it would be most sensible to keep up a demand, as even though muffins might possibly become crucial to the survival of the thread in the future, the only limit to their supply seems to be the availability of the supplier, in this case RJ. It remains a question though, just how does she get all these muffins? In case of an emergency, the muffin supply may of course be bolstered with brownies, made by people like for example myself, but I would still recommend that we investigate the matter to see if we have the means to manufacture our own muffins to reduce or even nullify dependancy.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 03, 2007, 11:42:18 AM
She makes them. She's said so many times.

Out of acorns, I believe.

of course, where she gets the acorns is another question again.... but then, she's a squirrel. :-)
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: bill on January 03, 2007, 02:54:40 PM
OMG, guys, stop speculating.  :<
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 03, 2007, 05:47:55 PM
Must we?
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 03, 2007, 05:48:51 PM
Arguing with a mod?! :O Use the banhammer, Bill!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Tiger_T on January 04, 2007, 07:00:37 PM
With RJ in Llearch, the word Nutcase is taken to another level. :rolleyes

No, I'm joking! Please don't hurt me!
Or at least stop hopping up and down on my head.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Stygian on January 04, 2007, 07:38:08 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on January 04, 2007, 07:00:37 PM
With RJ in Llearch, the word Nutcase is taken to another level. :rolleyes

No, I'm joking! Please don't hurt me!
Or at least stop hopping up and down on my head.

*Pounces and hugs TT* Maaaw! We're not angry with you! That was brilliant.

*Then, Stygian shoves TT in the box too*

There! Let's see what that makes!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Boog on January 04, 2007, 08:16:44 PM
All it needs is a stamp and the words "to Peru" scrawled on the side, doncha think? I wonder how many more people could fit in there.
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 04, 2007, 08:45:24 PM
Quote from: Stygian on January 04, 2007, 07:38:08 PM
*Pounces and hugs TT* Maaaw! We're not angry with you! That was brilliant.

*Then, Stygian shoves TT in the box too*

There! Let's see what that makes!

It makes it Tigerrific!

.. sortof like a well-known breakfast cereal...


Speaking of serials...
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Dakata on January 04, 2007, 09:39:08 PM
*Tries to set Llearch on fire* :<
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 04, 2007, 10:30:36 PM
I make a lovely fire.

... Usually out of the magical box someone's avatar is playing with... :-)
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Tiger_T on January 05, 2007, 07:03:05 PM
Why Llearch, you're kind of roomy. Are you some kind of tardis or something? :rolleyes

*rests in an armchair in daCorna and gnaws on one of the monkeys*
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on January 05, 2007, 07:30:10 PM
<.<
>.>
<.<

Uh. Not that I'll admit to. :paranoid
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: RJ on January 05, 2007, 07:33:24 PM
@___@

A little help, please?
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 05, 2007, 07:51:09 PM
Ach, nein!  Mein monkeys!
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Tiger_T on January 05, 2007, 08:23:35 PM
@ RJ:
tardis - Time And Relative Dimension In Space
It's the name of space(and time)-ships of the Doctor Who series. (British Sci-Fi since 1963)
The Doctors Tardis looks like a 1950's British Phonebox and is bigger on the inside than on the outside.

A yappitified Tardis:
VWOORP
VWOORP
VWOORP
VWOORP
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Tiger_T/Yapity/yaptardisanimated2.gif)


Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 05, 2007, 09:15:48 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on January 05, 2007, 08:23:35 PM
...and is bigger on the inside than on the outside.
*Brain esplodes.* :<
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Boog on January 05, 2007, 11:01:10 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on January 05, 2007, 09:15:48 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on January 05, 2007, 08:23:35 PM
...and is bigger on the inside than on the outside.
*Brain esplodes.* :<
Another victem of applied scifi geekery *uses a fox face shaped stamp on the side of the Tardis.*
Title: Re: I'm new here!
Post by: Zedd on January 15, 2007, 07:09:19 PM
And note...Tardis arent built....Their grown