The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Eldoran on December 30, 2006, 11:40:06 PM

Title: Oh hello there!
Post by: Eldoran on December 30, 2006, 11:40:06 PM
I didn't see you come in :hugegonkohgoditsgettingtoobigaaaa:
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: bill on December 30, 2006, 11:43:20 PM
And the Oscar for oddest first post goes to...
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Eldoran on December 30, 2006, 11:54:08 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/lynxfox/emotes/gonkleman.gif)

Just your standard gentleman!
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: bill on December 30, 2006, 11:56:13 PM
I have the distinct feeling that you'll fit right in.
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Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 30, 2006, 11:57:03 PM
...Right.
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Post by: Dakata on December 31, 2006, 12:01:19 AM
...*Smites and flees*
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Eldoran on December 31, 2006, 12:04:23 AM
Dakata we are going to have to fisticuffs.

(9o.o)9

Better check-chikity-check yourself before you wre-wre-wreck yourself D:
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Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 31, 2006, 12:05:56 AM
Hmm, the first time I ever saw that smiley was yesterday, and now I've seen it twice in two days (obviously).  Coincidence?  Maybe...  Oy, Eldoran, you play Halo PC?
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Post by: Dakata on December 31, 2006, 12:08:01 AM
...*Throws a chibi-dragon at Eldoran* :dface
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Post by: Eldoran on December 31, 2006, 12:14:59 AM
No, I have not played Halo since a little bit after it came out!

Dakata you are cruisin' for a bruisin'  :<
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Post by: Kasarn on December 31, 2006, 12:16:31 AM
Watch out, he's a horologist!
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Eldoran on December 31, 2006, 12:22:58 AM
I will remove the debris between your fourth wheel and escape wheel and you won't even know what happened.
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Dakata on December 31, 2006, 12:28:26 AM
I'm sorry. :<

...*Smites Kasarn and runs*
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 31, 2006, 06:33:44 AM
Welcome to the forum. You're a natural. Of sorts.


Oh, and watch out for anyone warning you to watch out for things. They're probably up to no good.
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Zedd on December 31, 2006, 07:18:39 AM
*jumps out from Llearch* Yes or you would be badly scared off by demons and such....But please enjoy your stay and have a 145 kilograms chocolate bar
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Post by: Suwako on December 31, 2006, 07:52:03 AM
Hi, your first post reveals you to be...
more insane than everyone else! I am Aiyno
by the way... do you like chaos?
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Eldoran on December 31, 2006, 12:04:40 PM
I just does what I does (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/lynxfox/emotes/cowboy.gif)
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: bill on December 31, 2006, 01:39:09 PM
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6213/donkeycartkf5.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Eldoran on January 01, 2007, 02:15:52 AM
Hello threads are supposed to go somewhere? I'm sorry I did not know this I will try to do better!

So yeah guys Saddam Hussein died :[

He was killed.

By people.
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Post by: Supercheese on January 01, 2007, 02:19:44 AM
Quote from: Eldoran on January 01, 2007, 02:15:52 AM
So yeah guys Saddam Hussein died :[

He was killed.

By people.

YA RLY. Why the sad-looking face??
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Post by: xHaZxMaTx on January 01, 2007, 02:26:51 AM
Because the death sentence is wrong! :O
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Post by: Eldoran on January 01, 2007, 02:38:18 AM
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Gurinkal/emot-supergonk.gif)

No, not really.
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Post by: Zedd on January 01, 2007, 03:12:05 AM
Bumblebee tuna?
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Post by: LionHeart on January 01, 2007, 12:51:26 PM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Another newbie? Where are they all coming from...?

Ahem...

HI! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaining sanity... actually, to judge by your first post, that's probably not an issue.

Moving on...

Beware of talking boxes, squirrel-borne muffins, mows, and anyone who tries to tell you not to listen to these warnings.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy - I'd say you'll fit right in.

*waves and fades out, leaving a smile that slowly fades away too...*
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Post by: Stygian on January 01, 2007, 07:56:30 PM
The death sentence is nothing compared to the life sentence. And I'm not talking about the one they issue in courts...

Hi! I am Stygian. I will not drama or make jokes or even hurt anyone right now. I'll just greet you, grant you this complimentary bottle of Absinthe and the comment that you're going to want to use it soon here...
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Post by: Aisha deCabre on January 01, 2007, 09:16:19 PM
(Hops in with a greeting and already notes the coherent levels of insanity)

That smiley-face-approaching-the-screen-thing?  Creepy.  o.o

(Polite bow) Anyway, welcome to the forums...as everyone says, enjoy yourself and be cautious, especially of squirrels with exploding muffins...correction, all squirrels.  And talking boxes that may contain monkeys.  And mows.  And Charline.  And Yappities.  And Cubi.

Your room is in the west wing.  Make sure everything is yours as they can tend to get chibified.  And remember, the cuteness will eventually eat your soul from the inside out.   :3
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Dakata on January 01, 2007, 09:23:15 PM
...*Steals Eldoran's watch-thingie* :< -My- shiny-thing!

Quote from: Aisha deCabre on January 01, 2007, 09:16:19 PMThat smiley-face-approaching-the-screen-thing?  Creepy.  o.o
*Writes in his/her little notepad* Aisha...scared...of....gonk-thingie...>:3 *Laughs evilly, and hides the notepad in his/her pouch*

*Tries to look innocent* I won't do anything evil with the gonk-smilie-thing, Aisha! Honest! :3
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Eldoran on January 02, 2007, 04:23:44 AM
The time device!  :< :< :<
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Stygian on January 03, 2007, 09:35:38 AM
Ahaaa! *waves his own little black watch in front of Eldoran's face* Just time? What about reality then! She doesn't have your watch, I do! *the time device is in his hand now, somehow*

Do you want it, or are you feeling veeeeery sleeeepy...?
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Post by: RJ on January 03, 2007, 10:19:08 AM
Yo!  :rj

I'll just be leaving this big basket of yummy yummy welcome muffins here for you!

*scampers away*
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Aridas on January 03, 2007, 11:05:22 AM
Hey! I never got to have any welcome muffins! I want these ones! *takes and eats them*
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Alan Garou on January 05, 2007, 01:19:56 PM
My advice: enjoy yourself, but just don't .... touch anything. Things around here have a nasty habit of either coming to life and trying to eat people, or spontaneously combusting. But only half of the carnivorous tortillas are my fault.  :paranoid What?
Title: Re: Oh hello there!
Post by: Tiger_T on January 05, 2007, 06:57:06 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on January 03, 2007, 11:05:22 AM
Hey! I never got to have any welcome muffins! I want these ones! *takes and eats them*
You want one? >>You get one...<< (http://imreallysad.com/5)
...Muffin of doom. Disclaimer: Might vary from original recipe. May contain vast amounts of claws, teeth and doom.