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Title: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Akisohida on December 29, 2006, 03:10:15 PM
This is a thread to type in silly resolutions for the New Year!

1 ) I resolve to start drinking.

2 ) I resolve to quit drinking.

3 ) I resolve to not go on a multi-state killing spree. (I keep this one every year! Honest!)


Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 29, 2006, 03:15:27 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Outer Fortress?

My New Year's Resolution is to stop doing stuff like that. :B  I will fail. :cry
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: Zedd on December 29, 2006, 03:25:31 PM
Mine is finaly give everyone a nice pattling
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: Dakata on December 29, 2006, 03:44:20 PM
1. Kick some puppies. >:O
2. Flee from Gar when he wants to kick my butt for kicking "innocent" puppies. :U
3. Drive Boogeyman insane. >:3
4. Not-get-held-back at school. :<
5. Draw a crapload of stuff. :)
6. Drink lots of pop. :>
7. DESTROY Do something evil to my bratty cousins. :V
8. Play Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie alot. :3
8. Never stop using smilies. :B

:mwaha
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: Suwako on December 29, 2006, 04:07:05 PM
1) become less lazy.  :)
2) become less tired.  :tired
3) become ...paying... whatever.  :U
4) ..attention span!  :B
5) learn to not scream VEHICLAR MANSLAUGHTER when driving a car.  >:3
6) Actually pay better attention to what the teachers say.
7) open my school books once so often.
8) More pizza! <3
9) Get more of these without editing then DAKATA  >:3
10) Get a life, seriously....
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: Brunhidden on December 29, 2006, 04:15:18 PM
i resolve the following...and im dead serious

1- i resolve to bake a pie once a month, muffins once a week, and at least six batches of cookies a year. screw loosing weight, this is more fun.

2- i resolve to aquire the equipment to manufacture chainmaile goods, and hopefully find a way to sell it online (my wife states the market for chainmaile bras is huge, i was thinking of starting with belts)

3- i resolve to read to my daughter, if not every night at least twice a week

4- i resolve to occasionally plunk my rear down and draw something, regardless of how much pain meds i will need to use my hands like that

QuoteThe only promises you can ever keep are those you make to yourself
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Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: Fex on December 29, 2006, 04:42:55 PM
1. pounce people more :superlick
2. giving people more cookies :mowcookie
3. trying to kidnap Amber and force her to draw forever :mwaha
4. .... still thinking what I should put here :3
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: RJ on December 29, 2006, 06:20:59 PM
1) Bake more muffins- 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: bill on December 29, 2006, 06:29:11 PM
1) Buy more albums.
2) Get an internship so I can get more $$$ to complete #1.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: Valynth on December 29, 2006, 06:44:07 PM
1)  Learn how to draw reasonably well.
2)  Find the programs necessary to edit/modify my drawings
3)  Get a part time job to help pay some of my expenses
4)  Post more often.
5)  Post on-topic more often
6)  design a fully-automated ship complete with robot crew to destroy piracy on the open sea.
7)  gain weight.
8)  outrun more over-weight people.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resilutions
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 29, 2006, 06:54:15 PM
1) not to make any silly new years resolutions.
2) not to make fun of other people making NYR.

Hmmm...
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Stygian on December 29, 2006, 07:33:11 PM
1) Start smoking seriously, then stop, then start smoking like I usually do.
2) Torture my family back a bit for these craptastic holidays.
3) Kick overweight people.
4) Headbutt more buses.
5) Stop being a pesky bastard.
6) Draw more!
7) Turn my whole life on end. The right one.
8) Get someone to share my p with.

Happy new years!
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Drake Manaweilder on December 29, 2006, 07:35:25 PM
1. Improve drawing skills.
2. Get more consistent with drawings.
3. Get a job this (next) summer.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Alan Garou on December 29, 2006, 09:13:26 PM
1. Make an art topic
2. Finish the giant Hershy's KissTM I got for Christmas
3. Not beat anyone up
4. Get to 300 posts
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: roninfoxtail on December 30, 2006, 01:02:05 AM
1. Attempt to work out, or at least walk around more often
2. Post more often
3. Get more sleep
4. Avoid making resolutions that will most likely fail
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: ShadesFox on December 30, 2006, 01:29:14 AM
1) Get online more often, get to know people.
2) Eat their brains.
3) Set up a DNS resolver.  That way I can resolve all the time!
4) NYAR!
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Gornemant on December 30, 2006, 05:29:26 AM
NYAR sounds good  :3

ermmm, get a haircut?  :U
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Madmann135 on December 30, 2006, 07:47:06 AM
Well... my new yesrs resolutution is for me to know and you to not know
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Miaka on December 30, 2006, 02:29:03 PM
1. Cut my hair. Its long enough to go into a ponytail, its too damn long.
2. Pay more attention in school
3. do my damn homework.
4. work on(maybe finish?) he stories Ive been working on.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Alablast on December 30, 2006, 05:50:42 PM
Quote from: Madmann135 on December 30, 2006, 07:47:06 AM
Well... my new yesrs resolutution is for me to know and you to not know


...but now we know that... o_O

I resolve to stop... um... cut back on stealing shiney things.  <.< >.>
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: thegayhare on December 31, 2006, 10:07:43 AM
I resolve to be more perverted in the comming year

I mean now I can go days with out saying something overtly sexual
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Aridas on December 31, 2006, 12:55:15 PM
Really. I never noticed.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Sirius Griffon on December 31, 2006, 01:45:24 PM
New Years resolutions hmmm? Oh what the Hey. *laughs*

1) Move out of my folks house into my own
2) Go to college and start my vet tech degree
3) LEAVE WALMART. x-x; Seriously, it sucks out ones soul! *laughs*
4) Actually think about spirituality
5) Try and be more social. No more lurking ><;

I think that about covers things. *smiles*
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Distracting on December 31, 2006, 06:30:41 PM
1. Not to have a new years resolution.
-more may come later-

I think I already failed...miserably.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: TheGreyRonin on January 01, 2007, 01:31:44 AM
Hm. I rarely make resolutions, but I've already made these to myself.

I resolve to sit my sorry tail down and write more.
I resolve to get this blasted novel finished.
I resolve to get my back-burner stories either updated and finished, or burn them so I won't waste time on them.

Not exactly silly resolutions, but hey, better than nothing...
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Distracting on January 01, 2007, 04:29:22 AM
Mine is to not have a resolution so I can't feel the sting of failure.

Ouch. Stinging failure hurts.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Aridas on January 01, 2007, 05:21:40 AM
Hint: Resolve with less bees.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Teroniss on January 01, 2007, 05:35:05 AM
#1 - To stop doing silly stuff all the time, no matter how tempting it is.

#2 - Stop cutting bits of myself off while attempting to perform said silly stuff.
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Blazehawk on January 01, 2007, 09:23:35 AM
I resolve to...triple my rate of crane pouncing. *eyes JousterL*    >:3

Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Vidar on January 01, 2007, 10:30:32 AM
1) Continue to try to get my boss a job closer to home, so I wont spend 4 hours each day communting, resulting in more free time.
2) if 1) == success, cook more real food, instead of microwaving so much c*** because I don't have the time to cook a proper meal. (I swear, the last week I've eaten better then the rest of the year combined)
3) play more Zelda
Title: Re: Silly New Years Resolutions
Post by: Toric on January 01, 2007, 11:45:31 AM
1) Graduate
2) Tap a dwarf on the opposite shoulder and giggle
3) Exorcize. I mean, as fun as prophesying and projectile vomiting can be at first, they just get old after a while so I need to take care of that.