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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:32:42 PM

Title: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:32:42 PM
Well hello everyone.  I've been watching you from the abyss.  I know absolutely 0.1% of people here but most of you seem pretty intelligent and interesting.  Then again, it looks like a lot of you enjoy dressing up like animals as a sexual deviancy.  So I guess it's win-lose.   :kirby

Greetings!
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Damaris on November 29, 2006, 11:34:21 PM
is that headdesk emote working yet?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Netami on November 29, 2006, 11:35:32 PM
Was that supposed to be funny?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:38:28 PM
The way things are intended has less to do with what they are than the way they are perceived, grasshopper.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:39:31 PM
Quote from: Netami on November 29, 2006, 11:35:32 PM
Was that supposed to be funny?

I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 29, 2006, 11:40:23 PM
24 23  *edit* GOOD GOD I FORGOT HOW OLD I AM.
male
I'm in ur base.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:41:29 PM
WTS ass of thunder 60p
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Kasarn on November 29, 2006, 11:42:34 PM
I r 40' tall hermaphrodite anthrowolf. Yiff?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: DigitalMan on November 29, 2006, 11:42:59 PM
Quote from: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:32:42 PM
Then again, it looks like a lot of you enjoy dressing up like animals as a sexual deviancy.  So I guess it's win-lose.

... Excuse me?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:45:05 PM
Quotehermaphrodite anthrowolf

You just got it goin' on.   :januscat
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Kasarn on November 29, 2006, 11:45:45 PM
Quote from: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:45:05 PM
Quotehermaphrodite anthrowolf

You just got it goin' on.   :januscat

DAMN STRAIGHT

*unf unf unf*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Netami on November 29, 2006, 11:46:03 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:39:31 PM
Quote from: Netami on November 29, 2006, 11:35:32 PM
Was that supposed to be funny?

I thought it was funny.

Ah, which makes it all fine and dandy. God forbid someone actually say something clearly offensive, and have it offend you. Then, you know, they may be liable for moderation.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 29, 2006, 11:46:32 PM
Rule one about being a furry, when people make fun of your fandom ignore it.

Besides, you know that the sex is better on the furry side.  *Grin*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:49:00 PM
Knight has sucessfully divided the forum. Those that have a sense of humor on one side. On the other: Netami.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: DigitalMan on November 29, 2006, 11:50:05 PM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on November 29, 2006, 11:46:32 PM
Rule one about being a furry, when people make fun of your fandom ignore it.

Besides, you know that the sex is better on the furry side.  *Grin*

Well to be honest fur-suiters (or at least a lot of them) creep me out too. I'm more annoyed by his aiming for shock value in his first post here. Come to think of it, when <i>was</i> the last normal "Hi, I'm new" topic?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:51:16 PM
Shocking is better than sunshine and rainbows, yo.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Damaris on November 29, 2006, 11:51:34 PM
Has there ever really been a normal "hello, I'm new" topic?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:51:55 PM
I could go make one.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Damaris on November 29, 2006, 11:52:19 PM
Nah... I think it's a little late for you.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:52:35 PM
Hey, I never made one... i think I'm entitled to it...
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 29, 2006, 11:52:41 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on November 29, 2006, 11:50:05 PM
Well to be honest fur-suiters (or at least a lot of them) creep me out too. I'm more annoyed by his aiming for shock value in his first post here. Come to think of it, when <i>was</i> the last normal "Hi, I'm new" topic?

I think a huge part might be that (imo) introductions suck, so they try and be the extreme of their personality.

This thread needs a distraction.
I vote This very not safe for work picture (http://www.simons-rock.edu/~rude/random%20crap/animeeeeh.jpg)

Discuss.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Netami on November 29, 2006, 11:53:19 PM
Hey dmoon?

Fuck you.

:)
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:53:24 PM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on November 29, 2006, 11:52:41 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on November 29, 2006, 11:50:05 PM
Well to be honest fur-suiters (or at least a lot of them) creep me out too. I'm more annoyed by his aiming for shock value in his first post here. Come to think of it, when <i>was</i> the last normal "Hi, I'm new" topic?

I think a huge part might be that (imo) introductions suck, so they try and be the extreme of their personality.

This thread needs a distraction.
I vote This very not safe for work picture (http://www.simons-rock.edu/~rude/random%20crap/animeeeeh.jpg)

Discuss.

Eh, there's no nudity.

Tease.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Damaris on November 29, 2006, 11:53:27 PM
wow... sexy?

*edit*  Sorry, Netami.  I don't share.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:54:10 PM
Netami: Are you clean? I don't wanna catch anything.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Dakata on November 29, 2006, 11:54:42 PM
...*Tries to resist posting a scary picture*

...Hey newbie! :3

...*Resist resist resist...FAIL*

[Click] (http://i12.tinypic.com/2zyv3fb.jpg)

:<
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 29, 2006, 11:55:19 PM
Quote from: Dakata on November 29, 2006, 11:54:42 PM
...*Tries to resist posting a scary picture*

...Hey newbie! :3

...*Resist resist resist...FAIL*

[Click] (http://i12.tinypic.com/2zyv3fb.jpg)

:<


...

DAD?!
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:56:02 PM
QuoteGod forbid someone actually say something clearly offensive, and have it offend you

Are you calling furries offensive?  WHERE ARE THE MODERATORS!?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: DigitalMan on November 29, 2006, 11:57:27 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:51:16 PM
Shocking is better than sunshine and rainbows, yo.

Nuh-uh! D: *paints a pretty rainbow on the walls*

And both of those pictures posted are terrifying...
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Damaris on November 29, 2006, 11:58:00 PM
Quote from: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:56:02 PM
QuoteGod forbid someone actually say something clearly offensive, and have it offend you

Are you calling furries offensive?  WHERE ARE THE MODERATORS!?

Obviously they are a useless lot of scofflaws and hooligans, who can be trusted to do no real work.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 29, 2006, 11:58:32 PM
They should be keelhauled, the bastards!

rabble rabble
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: KarlOmega1 on November 29, 2006, 11:59:18 PM
21, Male, Out saving the Alpha Quadrant from the Borg...
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Dakata on November 29, 2006, 11:59:36 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on November 29, 2006, 11:57:27 PMAnd both of those pictures posted are terrifying...
Are they scarier than [this] (http://tinypic.com/2zf5qqa.jpg)? :3

...*Hides*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Netami on November 30, 2006, 12:01:55 AM
Meh, I'm going back to ignoring this shit.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: DigitalMan on November 30, 2006, 12:03:13 AM
OH DEAR GOD! How can you even stand looking at that to post it? I think I'm mentally scarred...

Quote from: Damaris on November 29, 2006, 11:58:00 PM
Quote from: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:56:02 PM
QuoteGod forbid someone actually say something clearly offensive, and have it offend you

Are you calling furries offensive?  WHERE ARE THE MODERATORS!?

Obviously they are a useless lot of scofflaws and hooligans, who can be trusted to do no real work.

My thoughts exactly! D:

*flees in terror*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 30, 2006, 12:03:39 AM
Is that a promise? Cause, like... that'd be cool.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 30, 2006, 12:05:10 AM
I'll say one thing, whatever you are into here, there are some serious RP'ers, and I think that's totally cool.
I like to RP myself from time to time.  So greetings RP'ers.

I'm Batman.   :batman
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: DigitalMan on November 30, 2006, 12:06:43 AM
Oh, well in that case, +25 respect points for you.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 30, 2006, 12:10:46 AM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n192/jimdarkwolf/goddamn.jpg)
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 30, 2006, 12:11:24 AM
Thanks, I'll add that to my saving throw bonus against pelicans.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Darkmoon on November 30, 2006, 12:17:00 AM
Just remember, when defeated you drop a dildo or a power tab. I always go for the power tab.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Kasarn on November 30, 2006, 12:21:38 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon on November 30, 2006, 12:17:00 AM
Just remember, when defeated you drop a dildo or a power tab. I always go for the power tab.

hmm... >:3
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Eibborn on November 30, 2006, 01:16:36 AM
I APPROVE OF THIS THREAD








Carry on.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 30, 2006, 01:19:48 AM
Wow, I was only gone for like 2 hours.

Umm, hello Mr. Newguy Batman!
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Cogidubnus on November 30, 2006, 01:28:58 AM
The description of this topic is as follows.

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Cogidubnus/ambiguous.jpg)

Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 30, 2006, 01:31:20 AM
Thanks.

Sure is a lot of activity here.  Unlike... some places.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Kasarn on November 30, 2006, 01:36:50 AM
Well, we could go to ICVDF but then it would have to change its title :U
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Stygian on November 30, 2006, 01:38:06 AM
*Walks in, jury-rigged with C4 and small canisters of semi-bonded nitro*

Hey! Is there a party here or wha... Oh look! There's HaZ! Mr. HaZ-a-remote-detonator!

Yo!
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 30, 2006, 01:38:24 AM
That's the very place from which I'm escaping boredom and monotony.

""Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
    - Abraham Lincoln"

Priceless.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 30, 2006, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Stygian on November 30, 2006, 01:38:06 AM
*Walks in, jury-rigged with C4 and small canisters of semi-bonded nitro*

Hey! Is there a party here or wha... Oh look! There's HaZ! Mr. HaZ-a-remote-detonator!

Yo!
'Sup?!
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Gareeku on November 30, 2006, 02:34:34 AM
20/male...location?

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/gareeku/ur4.jpg)

Word, yo.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 30, 2006, 02:36:52 AM
You live in a red X?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Aridas on November 30, 2006, 02:38:27 AM
42/M/OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Stygian on November 30, 2006, 02:39:47 AM
18/M/Inside your fridge
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Gareeku on November 30, 2006, 02:40:43 AM
Quote from: Knight on November 30, 2006, 02:36:52 AM
You live in a red X?

Look again.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on November 30, 2006, 02:42:04 AM
I want your car.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Gareeku on November 30, 2006, 02:44:43 AM
You can't. 'Tis my pimpmobile.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 30, 2006, 04:00:22 AM
My question is... what does all this have to do with American Sign Language?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Gabi on November 30, 2006, 05:27:06 AM
Heh. I think you should get to know the members of this forum better, Knight. Find out who the mods are and everything. :tongue

I find most fursuiters somewhat disturbing, but as long as they keep to themselves (rather than bursting into our gatherings like two of them did at the last AC), I don't mind them.

And I've never made a "Hi, I'm new" topic either.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: RJ on November 30, 2006, 07:23:17 AM
...I'm going to try this from both angles.

I'm 19, female, Australian. Also a rather spontaneous squirrel with a liking for pistachios and exploding muffins, as well as intellectual discussions on how funny politicians are, and how awesome Naruto is. I also like to burn people's eyes with bad cosplay photos I get from 4chan and other various sources.

Now from the other angle...

(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/wrygai.jpg)
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 30, 2006, 08:45:45 AM
Hi new person/batman.

I'll refrain myself from commenting more.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: bill on November 30, 2006, 09:35:35 AM
16/m/Poppin' Them Thangs



Hello.  :B
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 30, 2006, 01:57:05 PM
*Bombs da Thread.*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Stygian on November 30, 2006, 02:11:36 PM
Something starts to whirr. Then whine. Then roar with a metallic, piercing sound like a jet engine.

Heheheheheheee!

Stygian's eyes sparkle.

Fusion bomb! Kiii! We will all die horribly!

Okay, that's just disturbing...

...

..

.

Beep Beep!


FWABOOOM!
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Dakata on November 30, 2006, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Stygian on November 30, 2006, 02:39:47 AM
18/M/Inside your fridge
R U IN HIS FRIDGE EATIN HIS FOODZ? *Is shot*

...Who wants to see more scary pictures?! :D [Click] (http://tinypic.com/34sl7yu.jpg)

He thinks he's an airplane. :3 I think. *Is mean*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 30, 2006, 05:25:16 PM
Quote from: Kasarn on November 29, 2006, 11:45:45 PM
Quote from: Knight on November 29, 2006, 11:45:05 PM
Quotehermaphrodite anthrowolf

You just got it goin' on.   :januscat

DAMN STRAIGHT

*unf unf unf*

*Pounce*
*Hug*
Hi ya. I am Snuggles and this is my present to you
*Snuggle*
Welcom
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on December 01, 2006, 01:41:37 AM
NO DAKATA NO.


*hands out dessert*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Dakata on December 01, 2006, 04:26:05 PM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on December 01, 2006, 01:41:37 AM
NO DAKATA NO.


*hands out dessert*

Whazzat, Jimmy? >:3 Did you just ask for MOAR? (http://i16.tinypic.com/2wdu3df.jpg)

*Hee hee hee* :3

Edit: Nope. It doesn't, Ari. :P
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Aridas on December 01, 2006, 04:27:45 PM
That picture, unbranded, used to come up as the first result for "god" in a google image search. Does it still?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 01, 2006, 04:35:21 PM
Quote from: Dakata on December 01, 2006, 04:26:05 PM
Whazzat, Jimmy? >:3 Did you just ask for MOAR? (http://i16.tinypic.com/2wdu3df.jpg)

*Hee hee hee* :3

You missed a spot on the forehead, there....
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Miaka on December 02, 2006, 09:07:10 AM
Part of me wants to leave this thread and never look at it again, and another part of me wants to join in with your insanity....

CONFLICTION.

....Yeah, I did make a "lawlz, I'm new" thread.... but that was (almost)two years ago. And on the old DMFA boards.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Nikki on December 02, 2006, 10:46:20 AM
16-17/f/your worst nightmare

don't touch the tail, Gaara, Neji Kiba or my pirate ship and we'll get along just fine.

:bat
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Damaris on December 02, 2006, 11:48:12 AM
have you forgotten how old you are, Xze?
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Miaka on December 02, 2006, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: Damaris on December 02, 2006, 11:48:12 AM
have you forgotten how old you are, Xze?
Kaos does that sometimes.
"er.. si- er- sev- yeah! Seventeen."
I remember him saying he was 15 once before. >>
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Nikki on December 02, 2006, 01:10:34 PM
Quote from: Damaris on December 02, 2006, 11:48:12 AM
have you forgotten how old you are, Xze?
yes ;;
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 02, 2006, 01:24:12 PM
You're the same age as me now. :P
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on December 02, 2006, 01:38:11 PM
I'm only Twenty three and you guys are making me feel OLD.
Stop it.   :cuss
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Lomgren on December 02, 2006, 01:42:17 PM
23?  Then I'll make you feel less old... I'm 25.

And hellooooooo newbie!

*is mostly a lurker, unlike on the KeenSpot forums*
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 02, 2006, 01:51:20 PM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on December 02, 2006, 01:38:11 PM
I'm only Twenty three and you guys are making me feel OLD.
Stop it.   :cuss

Youngun. Both of you.

Pfft. I remember back when I was 23.


... well, ok, I -don't- remember when I was 23, it was that long ago. But you get my point.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: TheGreyRonin on December 02, 2006, 04:34:12 PM
Ancient/Occasionally/Clockwork Mansion.

(Or to be more serious: 34/male/South Dakota...)
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: KarlOmega1 on December 02, 2006, 04:49:37 PM
Quote from: Xze-Xze on December 02, 2006, 10:46:20 AM
don't touch the tail

We can't help it if it's so fluffy!
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 02, 2006, 04:53:42 PM
I'd advise against it, if you knew what's good for you. ;)  Actually, I'd advise against it even if you didn't know what's good for you.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: RJ on December 03, 2006, 12:15:38 AM
Quote from: Xze-Xze on December 02, 2006, 10:46:20 AM
16-17/f/your worst nightmare

don't touch the tail, Gaara, Neji Kiba or my pirate ship and we'll get along just fine.

:bat

Aw, but I wanted Gaara... one of the few emo characters I like too...
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Nikki on December 03, 2006, 12:19:45 AM
Quote from: RJ on December 03, 2006, 12:15:38 AM
Quote from: Xze-Xze on December 02, 2006, 10:46:20 AM
16-17/f/your worst nightmare

don't touch the tail, Gaara, Neji Kiba or my pirate ship and we'll get along just fine.

:bat

Aw, but I wanted Gaara... one of the few emo characters I like too...
i'll share >>

when hell freezes over and heaven burns >3
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Knight on December 03, 2006, 04:21:50 PM
You're all nuts.  :P

I feel at home.
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Gabi on December 03, 2006, 05:08:36 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 02, 2006, 01:51:20 PM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on December 02, 2006, 01:38:11 PM
I'm only Twenty three and you guys are making me feel OLD.
Stop it.   :cuss

Youngun. Both of you.

Pfft. I remember back when I was 23.


... well, ok, I -don't- remember when I was 23, it was that long ago. But you get my point.
O_O You don't?

Poor boxy.

I'm 10118 days old today. I turned 10000 earlier this year. :D
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: LionHeart on December 03, 2006, 10:03:29 PM
Quote from: Lomgren on December 02, 2006, 01:42:17 PM
23?  Then I'll make you feel less old... I'm 25.

Amateur... I'm 37.

Quote
*is mostly a lurker, unlike on the KeenSpot forums*

... where it's a standing joke that they've run out of postcount titles for him. He's gone through all of them.  :mowwink
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Lomgren on December 06, 2006, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on December 03, 2006, 10:03:29 PM
Quote from: Lomgren on December 02, 2006, 01:42:17 PM
*is mostly a lurker, unlike on the KeenSpot forums*

... where it's a standing joke that they've run out of postcount titles for him. He's gone through all of them.  *chuckles*

Which actually was/is true.  I talked a little with Gav at ComicCon, and he said Omniscient is the last title that he made.  I don't know if he made any others since then...   :animesweat
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 06, 2006, 06:18:37 PM
"Lomgren" :-)
Title: Re: A/S/L????!!
Post by: Lomgren on December 11, 2006, 11:48:27 PM
*chuckles*  I should have expected that remark.   :mowhappy