The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Elader Arkon on November 25, 2006, 02:01:37 PM

Title: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 25, 2006, 02:01:37 PM
Well... technically I'm new, but I've been browsing these forums as a guest for a short while and finally decided to jump in with the crazy peoples/creatures/whatevers.

I like the emoticons here.  Such a nice, wide, and er... different variety.

  O:)

I'm good. Really.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: bill on November 25, 2006, 02:07:20 PM
Hello. I'd give you a list of who to watch out for, but that has since expanded to include the entire list of members.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Distracting on November 25, 2006, 02:09:24 PM
The entire list of members and then some. I like the emoticons too.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 25, 2006, 02:15:49 PM
Holy crap, n00b, kill it! D:

Er, I mean... Hi! *Waves* :)
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 25, 2006, 03:04:18 PM
Here, let me give you a list of who's safe:




Got that? Good. Everyone else should be watched out for, as they're evil, sneaky sods.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Cogidubnus on November 25, 2006, 03:05:40 PM
They're right, you know. If somebody isn't insane, they're a mod, which is almost worse.

Almost. :U
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 25, 2006, 03:08:05 PM
I'm not a mod.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: bill on November 25, 2006, 03:10:46 PM
I'm both.  :)
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Zedd on November 25, 2006, 04:22:13 PM
Im a cubi...Beware of my hugs come with tentcles of many! Im just kidding..I will give you a nice warm baked cookie
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Suwako on November 25, 2006, 04:30:18 PM
Hi, Aiyno is the name pointless greeting is my...fame?  :erk

Wait! who wrote these lines?  :<
anyway welcome and enjoy yourself here. Who have our private and public collection of lunes, artists, smart*sses, mods, admins and *evil* people
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 25, 2006, 06:45:35 PM
Well thanks for the greetings everyone, I feel so welcome here.

And I don't have to watch out for anyone, 'cause I can take care of myself. Except for tentacles. Those things just kinda freak me out.  ;)

Bwahahaha, to find some other thread to post in...
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: DigitalMan on November 25, 2006, 06:51:03 PM
Welcome aboard! I think you'll be joining the ranks of the completely terrified and confused quite soon.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Roureem Egas on November 25, 2006, 06:53:26 PM
Welcome!

I'm out of things to say for now. :/
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Aisha deCabre on November 25, 2006, 07:20:08 PM
Everyone should be watched out for, you say?  Oh hardly...I'm just a panther who'd throw a boomerang at your head if you're evil.  :3

Haha...anyways, new newcomer of all other new newcomers, welcome to the forums.  Enjoy the insanity and watch your feet.  The mows can and will eat them.  :mowwink
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 25, 2006, 07:42:46 PM
"Mah boomerang won't come back!"
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: bill on November 25, 2006, 07:43:47 PM
Good to see our poster-child of insanity coming out.  :)
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 25, 2006, 07:51:46 PM
Out of what?
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Zedd on November 25, 2006, 07:57:06 PM
The box! You opened it! We came! Ohh cheetos...*munches and snacks while inside Llearch*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: bill on November 25, 2006, 07:58:41 PM
But... llearch is the box...
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 25, 2006, 08:34:14 PM
/me kicks Zedd out

Pouch permission, dangit! You gotta ask first!

Grumblemutterfsckingoverzealoustwitshorninginonmycheetosgrumblemutter
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: DigitalMan on November 25, 2006, 08:36:44 PM
... *points back to his previous statement about being completely terrified and confused*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Faerie Alex on November 25, 2006, 09:17:37 PM
Nobody's wished you muffins yet!?!

Have a muffin, then. But be careful of muffins from RJ. They're—*mysterious projectile hist me on head* :rj
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 25, 2006, 09:28:49 PM
why thank you, I rather enjoy muffins.

*puts them through rigorous testing before tasting, causing one to explode and die in a pile of its own crumbs*

Mmm. tasty.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Xuzaf D on November 25, 2006, 09:33:24 PM
Quote from: Elader Arkon on November 25, 2006, 02:01:37 PM
I like the emoticons here.  Such a nice, wide, and er... different variety.

WELCOME
:pzilla
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: TheGreyRonin on November 25, 2006, 10:18:53 PM
 Welcome to the insanity! Pull up a muffin, have a buttered chair!
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: LionHeart on November 26, 2006, 04:57:16 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

...Or possibly the other way around.

Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please leave your remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and do remember to hang on to your claim ticket. No tickee, no sanity...

Ahem.

Beware of mows, talking boxes, squirrel-borne muffins, and anyone who tells you to disregard these warnings.

We're not all poisonous or evil; I like to think I'm one of the kinder, gentler ones...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the craziness your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Tiger_T on November 26, 2006, 05:45:41 AM
Quote from: LionHeart on November 26, 2006, 04:57:16 AM
. . .
We're not all poisonous or evil; I like to think I'm one of the kinder, gentler ones...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*
. . .
Incidently 'gift' is the german word for poison while poisson translates to fish in french. Make of that whatever you want.

Oh, and: Welcome.
*is gone*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: ITOS on November 26, 2006, 10:30:27 AM
Greetings. I am 7 Itos Atio. The emergency exit is located it your upper right corner and is marked with an x. For more safety instruction, please refere to the brochure located in the seat in front of you.  :)

Quote from: Tiger_T on November 26, 2006, 05:45:41 AM
Incidently 'gift' is the german word for poison while poisson translates to fish in french. Make of that whatever you want.

I knew it! Fish is poisonous! :U

Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Stygian on November 26, 2006, 10:46:35 AM
Quote from: Elader Arkon on November 25, 2006, 02:01:37 PM

  O:)

I'm good. Really.

I know how to end that... :bat

Just step a little closer... It won't hurt much at all...
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 26, 2006, 12:43:33 PM
Ooo, look, a claim ticket, left just -lying around-.....
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Tiger_T on November 26, 2006, 06:03:40 PM
What does it claim to be?
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: bill on November 26, 2006, 06:04:18 PM
Haha, Llearch got out-Llearched.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 26, 2006, 06:14:27 PM
It claims to be a William Stickers, Esq, I think.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: topher chee on November 26, 2006, 07:12:17 PM
wecome
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: bill on November 26, 2006, 09:00:53 PM
.... did we scare him away?
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 26, 2006, 09:12:12 PM
*Bombs da Thread.*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: bill on November 26, 2006, 09:17:52 PM
Isn't that Styg's job?
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 26, 2006, 09:27:56 PM
No, his job is to blow up.

(Psst, Styg, that's your cue!)
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Alan Garou on November 26, 2006, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on November 26, 2006, 09:27:56 PM
No, his job is to blow up.

(Psst, Styg, that's your cue!)
(Walks in, with hair standing on end and throughly charred.)
Next time you send a Detonate signal, make sure it's on the right channel. You made my electric toothbrush explode. And it was in my mouth at the time.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 26, 2006, 10:31:33 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on November 26, 2006, 09:00:53 PM
.... did we scare him away?

Ha! Scare me away?

nevah sirrah!

I just had Church this morning and I worked as the hotline (I make the hot food) at my college's Four star Restaurant this afternoon. This, coupled with scholastic obligations generally limits the amount of time I can be online during the daylight hours...


Ye've gotta do a whole heck of a lot better job of scaring me than what I've seen to scare me away!
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Netami on November 26, 2006, 10:44:41 PM
He's a CHEF!

Let's tie him up and have him make us food with the other forum bunny chef.  :wizshine
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 26, 2006, 11:25:15 PM
Aye, I can make some mean bbq short ribs... ;)
And the herb stuffed chicken ain't too bad either.

Don't, And I mean DON'T touch the vegetable medley after 6:30pm. How that stuff passes any of FDA testing is quite beyond comprehension.

Though technically I'm not a chef, since I don't actually prepare much of the food, I just cook it. Though I've never failed making tasty muffins yet.

Here, have a couple...

*hands out muffins*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: LionHeart on November 27, 2006, 03:07:48 AM
Quote from: Netami on November 26, 2006, 10:44:41 PM
He's a CHEF!

Let's tie him up and have him make us food with the other forum bunny chef.  :wizshine

How is he going to make us food if he's tied up? :confused

Quote from: Tiger_T on November 26, 2006, 05:45:41 AM
Quote from: LionHeart on November 26, 2006, 04:57:16 AM
. . .
We're not all poisonous or evil; I like to think I'm one of the kinder, gentler ones...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*
. . .
Incidently 'gift' is the german word for poison...

Hey! My coffee mugs are not poisoned, thank you very much!

You have to supply your own poison...
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 27, 2006, 05:24:20 AM
Quote from: Elader Arkon on November 26, 2006, 11:25:15 PM
Here, have a couple...

*hands out muffins*

Aarrgh! Run away! Run away!

.. Yes, I know RJ didn't make those, but she'll be here with some of hers RSN.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Stygian on November 27, 2006, 10:04:08 AM
Sorry, but did someone just message me? It seemed like...

Ah. Battery was out. Well, there's...

KABOOM!
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 27, 2006, 11:22:05 AM
AAAaaaaaaaagghhhh! My thread!

*Runs around picking up pieces and tacking it back together in a hopeless quest...*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Dakata on November 27, 2006, 11:49:50 AM
Welcome, newbie! :3

*Burns the remains of the thread...with a flamethrower*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 27, 2006, 12:33:43 PM
I approve of this thread.  :kirby
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Stygian on November 27, 2006, 12:52:04 PM
*a charred Stygian steps up*

Oh goodie. You can have the muffins then. Don't worry; I baked them. That means they won't explode your insides.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 27, 2006, 01:49:42 PM
*Blows a small remnant of flame out of his mouth and stands majestically upon the ashes of this charred thread*

I shall lead forth this thread from its charred and burnt past into a new dawn of glory, I shall build this thread anew into something that shall last for all eternity, a monument to all who have come before and all who shall come after. All shall look upon it and wonder, for it is mine, and as I have spoken, so shall I do.


*breaks open a new bag of legos*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Stygian on November 27, 2006, 02:16:56 PM
And I shall, as always, take pleasure in infecting and corrupting it, bit by delicious bit...

Err-hrrm...! I mean... Yeah, you do that.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 27, 2006, 10:24:41 PM
I am officially screwed.

And I did it to myself with my simple mistake in scheduling.

See, I've got a Finals Speech in my public speaking class tomorrow, and I had written down that it was due on the first week of December. Luckily my roomie asked what I had done for my speech I have to give tomorrow (he's in the same class and group as I am) and I was like, "uhhh..."

So I've got to give one heck of a persuasive speech on my position about whether minors should be tried as adults or something. And I've gotta do all my research, sorting, and typing the outline tonight and stand up and give it to the class at 9am tomorrow morn.

May the prof have mercy on my soul...


*smashes head against wall of legos, thereby knocking down the wall and destroying the thread yet again*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Netami on November 27, 2006, 10:27:35 PM
"If we don't get this paper done, the prof. will go nuts!"

:D

:D

D:
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Tiger_T on November 28, 2006, 07:21:10 PM
So... How'd it go, Elader Arkon?
Did ya survive it? :rolleyes
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Zedd on November 28, 2006, 08:16:50 PM
And yes thats right...Im a gay robot
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 28, 2006, 10:14:34 PM
I survived. Barely. I got a sweet outline turned in, but my presentation was somewhat lacking due to my inability to practice as much as I normally do. However, I made the time requirement so I'm happy.  :kirby
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: hiro1112 on November 29, 2006, 04:25:33 PM
I decided to break free from RSU. I'm tired of the constant banning of non-fanboys. So I'll use this thread to say hi to the forum members also rather than create one.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 29, 2006, 10:13:42 PM
welcome!
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: DigitalMan on November 29, 2006, 11:54:05 PM
Quote from: Elader Arkon on November 27, 2006, 01:49:42 PM
*Blows a small remnant of flame out of his mouth and stands majestically upon the ashes of this charred thread*

I shall lead forth this thread from its charred and burnt past into a new dawn of glory, I shall build this thread anew into something that shall last for all eternity, a monument to all who have come before and all who shall come after. All shall look upon it and wonder, for it is mine, and as I have spoken, so shall I do.


*breaks open a new bag of legos*

10/10. *applauds*
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Elader Arkon on November 30, 2006, 08:47:10 AM
Yes, legos are the bond that holds the world together.
Title: Re: Well hello there...
Post by: Tiger_T on November 30, 2006, 02:42:48 PM
That and DuctTape(c).

Welcome hiro1112. Sup?