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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 10:34:31 AM

Title: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 10:34:31 AM
Hi all. as you can tell i am new so... be nice please

anyway love the comic and hope to be here a lot.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 21, 2006, 10:37:24 AM
Must we?


Be nice, I mean. It's much more fun to torture and plunder...
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Stygian on November 21, 2006, 10:41:14 AM
Oh yes. Now, I hope that you have the sense to stay wary of certain people. And to feed me giblets.

Or else I will have your eyes.

Welcome!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Cogidubnus on November 21, 2006, 11:05:16 AM
Welcome! This place is what is being taken care of, while the master is away.

The master would not be pleased! :U
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Roureem Egas on November 21, 2006, 11:06:16 AM
Hi. Welcome to the forums, and have some striped socks.

That avatar looks like it was made by MatoC.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Aridas on November 21, 2006, 11:07:29 AM
Newbie! Kill it!

<.< >.>

Welcome. Ignore all the above. I won't not chase you and won't not kill you. Really. :3
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 11:16:46 AM
Yea new friends!!!

I am starting to like this form a lot now!!!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 21, 2006, 11:32:30 AM
feel free to pm me anytime you want for anykind of help, or questions, okay man?

btw, where are you from?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 11:41:41 AM
what do you mean where a i from?

anyway thanks i might have a few down the road
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 21, 2006, 11:49:29 AM
you're welcome....

i only asked wich country you're from! :P
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 11:53:27 AM
USA in beautiful Colorado Woot  :boogie
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: ITOS on November 21, 2006, 12:08:34 PM
Greetings. I am 7 Itos Atio. Please enjoy your stay. :mowcookie

Be aware of mows, muffins, smiling ferrets and boxes. For a complete list of dangerous things and what to do in an emergency, please refer to the safety instructions located in the seat in front of you.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 21, 2006, 12:19:12 PM
yes watch out for the box, the box!!!!! D:
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Stygian on November 21, 2006, 01:02:46 PM
Worst of all though are the horrible shadows that speak nasty things to you in German, and the angels come to steal your soul. The box is just full of rabid monkeys, and we've all had a bunch of those.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 21, 2006, 01:11:00 PM
Newbee?  Where are the oldbees?  *Highlights Aridas' double-negatives.* :paranoid

*Waves.*  Hello, and welcome! :)
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Suwako on November 21, 2006, 01:23:05 PM
 :3 Hi

Welcome to the forums enjoy your stay and such. Seek out Trevor he knows a lot of things'.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 21, 2006, 01:39:57 PM
you people are so full of secrets...i guess Dracula was right, huh?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 02:18:54 PM
*Waves* yea
...
I have more friends then i can deal with i will just have to do what i always do...

*Pounces on Aiyno Wolf*
...
i am sorry to do that but you just look so soft
...
*Hug*

Thank you all!!!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Gareeku on November 21, 2006, 02:22:22 PM
Hi there! Welcome to the forums! I would advise you on the various crazy stuff that goes on here, but it seems that others have beat me to it. Enjoy your stay! ^.^
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Suwako on November 21, 2006, 02:29:38 PM
Quote from: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 02:18:54 PM


*Pounces on Aiyno Wolf*
...
i am sorry to do that but you just look so soft
...


I'm spikey and poisonous I swear *fingers crossed* I really do!

I comment therefore I am.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 21, 2006, 02:34:53 PM
*Gives the newbee it's first slice of pie.*
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 02:35:33 PM
But... but... you look so soft!!!

i don't car that you are spikey and poisonous your just soft  :hug

YEA!!! Pie ... What kind of pie?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 21, 2006, 02:37:15 PM
Thanksgiving pie.  I would assume that it's either pumpkin, or apple.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 02:39:37 PM
Yea Apple!!!!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Suwako on November 21, 2006, 02:40:58 PM
buy a MAC! ...wait.

HaZ×MaT you have greeted Snuggles sufficiently :3 let me continue from now on  >:3
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 02:43:36 PM
*Happily Eatting pie and watching*

Mmay ovv he govve me pye (lay off he gave me pie)
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Suwako on November 21, 2006, 02:45:37 PM
Quote from: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 02:43:36 PM
*Happily Eatting pie and watching*

Mmay ovv he govve me pye (lay off he gave me pie)


wait I forgot my bri... I mean gift! Here's some pizza and a large bottle of cola  :3

:bunny it be a living golfball.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 02:49:57 PM
Yea!!! Pizza

Can i keep the living golfball. Pleaseeeeeee!!!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: bill on November 21, 2006, 03:07:46 PM
No, we don't have enough of those to go around.


Hello, welcome, everyone is insane, and all that. Good times, please.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 03:21:35 PM
I know that everyone is insane come look at the posts above and i fit right in!!!!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Nikki on November 21, 2006, 03:22:47 PM
*delivers first smite*

Welcome... :bat
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: bill on November 21, 2006, 03:23:24 PM
Well, at least you didn't bite the newbie this time.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 03:24:49 PM
Yea!!! smi... wait a minute that is a bad thing...
...
Oh well hug for you

*Hug*
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Boog on November 21, 2006, 07:33:02 PM
Hey newbie. Gah, another cute thing. We really need more of those >.> Well, there goes the neighborhood. That much more of it anywho.
Welcome to the forum, play nice, all that jazz, have a complementary bag of pretzels and it's polite to steep into the paths of bad things heading toward the local creep. Remember these things and we'll get along like a house on fire.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: DigitalMan on November 21, 2006, 07:40:55 PM
Welcome aboard! I'm terrified already.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 07:52:21 PM
Why are you terrified already i cute and cuddly what is so bad about that?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: roninfoxtail on November 21, 2006, 08:49:40 PM
Hello, welcome to the forums and all that.

Here's a pointy stick *hands one over* Not that they have any use unless you get attacked by something but oh well.
Wait, wasn't someone else supposed to give this kind of thing out?

Back to lurking.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 21, 2006, 09:04:47 PM
Every time a new person shows up, I pee myself a little.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 21, 2006, 09:08:40 PM
And why do you do that?!?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 21, 2006, 10:38:39 PM
Bladder control issues, I would assume.

Xze, why must you be so cruel? D:
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: LionHeart on November 22, 2006, 12:22:58 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Another new person? Where are they all coming from?

*ahem* Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and hang onto your claim ticket, in case you ever want it back.

I think you've been warned about all the important stuff - the muffins, mows, talking boxes etc., so...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and fades out, leaving a grin that stays for a moment, then also fades out slowly*
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: King Of Hearts on November 22, 2006, 02:07:36 AM
*dangles snuggles by the nape and tickles his chin*

Who'se a good kitty? yesh you are~ yesh you are~

Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 22, 2006, 02:40:19 AM
Purrrr..... Purrrrr

*start to strench out for more*

yes yes i am
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 22, 2006, 05:45:15 AM
all this is starting to scare me... :erk
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Dakata on November 22, 2006, 11:49:44 AM
Quote from: God-Beast on November 22, 2006, 05:45:15 AM
all this is starting to scare me... :erk
That's just 'cuz you're not a furry. :U

Welcome, Newbie-cat. :U Belly rub for you.

*Rubs Snuggles' belly* ...Now rub mine! :3
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: bill on November 22, 2006, 11:52:04 AM
Quote from: God-Beast on November 22, 2006, 05:45:15 AM
all this is starting to scare me... :erk
It's okay, GB, I'm scared too.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 22, 2006, 01:09:23 PM
That's 'cuz you're not a furry, either. :P
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Suwako on November 22, 2006, 01:15:38 PM
It's a matter of opinion.   :3

bomb da thread?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 22, 2006, 01:49:17 PM
bomb da thread! :sweatdrop
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Suwako on November 22, 2006, 01:57:24 PM
Quote from: God-Beast on November 22, 2006, 01:49:17 PM
bomb da thread! :sweatdrop

:U bomb da thread
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 22, 2006, 02:02:28 PM
*Bombs da thread.*
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Stygian on November 22, 2006, 03:29:33 PM
*Stygian explodes*

BLAM!

*He then reforms out of the ashes and shadows left in the wake of the explosion*

Stygian: Damnit! Warn me before you do stuff like that! Don't you know that I am the Bomb?![/i]
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 22, 2006, 03:31:18 PM
Nope, how about you warn me next time? ;)
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Stygian on November 22, 2006, 03:35:43 PM
Humour really is lost on some people. AYINO! Where art thou, brother?!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Suwako on November 22, 2006, 03:36:10 PM
I promote Stygian to 'bomb da thread' bomb and Haz×mat to trigger man. You need each other.to 'bomb da thread' and may only do so once every introduction thread and only in the end  :) However these are guidelines not rulles  :3
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Stygian on November 22, 2006, 03:46:20 PM
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on November 22, 2006, 03:36:10 PM
I promote Stygian to 'bomb da thread' bomb and Haz×mat to trigger man. You need each other.to 'bomb da thread' and may only do so once every introduction thread and only in the end  :) However these are guidelines not rulles  :3

Yeow! That's...

Well, HaZ. What do you say we abuse this right?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 22, 2006, 03:49:17 PM
Sounds good to me!  *Bombs da thread again.*
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Stygian on November 22, 2006, 04:04:46 PM
BLAM!

*Sssshllsss...*

Stygian: Bloody hell! Can't you use semtex or something instead of me?!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 22, 2006, 04:08:43 PM
Don't look at me, Aiyno's the one who made you the bomb.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 22, 2006, 04:23:46 PM
:locked
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 22, 2006, 05:33:47 PM
NO NO I WANNA SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING TO END!!!!! :eager
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 23, 2006, 03:29:51 AM
Everyone died  :cry


The end.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: King Of Hearts on November 23, 2006, 04:01:40 AM
The end? Well lessee if I still remember... its been an eternity since it happened... oh yeah...

first comes fimbulwinter

Three successive winters will follow each other with no summer in between. As a result, conflicts and feuds will break out, and all morality will disappear.

The wolf Skoll and his brother Hati will finally devour The Sun and the Moon respectively, after a perpetual chase. The stars will vanish from the sky, plunging the earth into darkness.

The earth will shudder, so violently that trees will be uprooted, and mountains will fall, and every bond and fetter will snap and sever, freeing Loki, the God of Mischief, and his ferocious son Fenrir. This terrible wolf's slavering mouth will gape wide open, so wide that his lower jaw scrapes against the ground and his upper jaw presses against the sky. He will gape even more widely if there is room. Flames will dance in his eye and leap from his nostrils.

Eggther, watchman of the Jotuns, will sit on his grave mound and strum his harp, smiling grimly. The red cock Fjalar will crow to the giants and the golden cock Gullinkambi will crow to the gods. A third cock, rust red, will raise the dead in Hel.

Jörmungandr, the Midgard serpent, Loki's other monstrous offspring, will rise from the deep ocean bed to proceed towards the land, twisting and writhing in fury on his way, causing the seas to rear up and lash against the land. With every breath, the serpent will spew venom, staining the earth and the sky in poison.

From the east, the army of Jotuns, led by Hrym, will leave their home in Jotunheim and sail the grisly ship Naglfar made from the nails of dead men, which will be set free by the tsunami and flooding caused by Jörmungandr, towards the battlefield of Vigrid.

From the north, a second ship will set sail towards Vigrid, with Loki, now unbound, as the helmsman, and Hel, with all those from her realm by the same name, as the deadweight.

The world will be in uproar, the air will quake with booms, blares and echoes. Amid this turmoil, the fire giants of Muspelheim, led by Surtr, will advance from the south and tear apart the sky itself as they too, close in on Vigrid. Surtr will brandish a fierce fire sword, the Sword of Revenge, that consumes everything in his path with flames. As Surtr and the others ride over Bifröst, the rainbow bridge will crack and break behind them. Garm, the hellhound bound in front of Gnipahellir, will also get free. He will join the fire giants on their march.

So all the Jotuns and all the inmates of Hel, Fenrir, Jörmungandr, Garm, Surtr and the blazing sons of Muspelheim, will gather on Vigrid. They will all but fill that plain that stretches one hundred and twenty leagues in every direction.

Meanwhile, Heimdall, being the first of the gods to see the enemies approaching, will blow his Giallar horn, sounding such a blast that will be heard throughout the nine worlds. All the Gods will wake and at once meet in council. Odin will then mount Sleipnir and gallop to Mímir's spring and consult Mímir on his own and his people's behalf.

Then, Yggdrasil, the world tree, will shake from root to summit. Everything on the earth, in the heavens, and Hel will quiver. All Æsir and Einherjar will don their battle dresses. This vast host  of 432,000 Einherjar - 800 from each of Valhalla's 540 gates will march towards Vigrid and Odin will ride at their head, wearing a golden helmet and a shining corselet, brandishing Gungnir.

Odin will make straight for Fenrir; and Thor, right beside him, will be unable to help because Jörmungandr, his old enemy, will at once attack him. Freyr will fight the fire giant Surtr, but will become the first of all gods to lose as he has given his own good sword to his servant Skírnir. It will still be a long struggle though, before Freyr will succumb. Tyr will battle Garm and both will slay the other. Likewise, Heimdall will fight Loki and neither will survive the evenly matched encounter. Thor will kill Jörmungandr with his hammer Mjollnir, but only be able to stagger back nine steps before falling dead himself, poisoned by the venom that Jörmungandr spews over him. Odin will fight with his mighty spear Gungnir against Fenrir but will finally be eaten by the wolf after a long battle. To avenge his father, Vidar will immediately come forward and place one foot on the wolf's lower jaw. On this foot he will be wearing the shoe which he has been making since the beginning of time; it consists of the strips of leather which men pare off at the toes and heels of their shoes. With one hand he will grasp the wolf's upper jaw and tear its throat asunder, killing it at last.

Then, brandishing the Sword of Revenge, Surtr will burn all Nine worlds with fire and he himself will be consumed by his own destruction. Death will come to all manner of things. Fumes will reek and flames will burst, scorching the sky with fire. The earth will sink into the sea.

...

Or so I've heard.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 05:36:53 AM
lol

just lol :S
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 23, 2006, 05:46:12 AM
Sounds fun.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 05:50:40 AM
King of Hearts is obviosly with lots of free time in hands.... :)
....mmmm.....DANGER! D:
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Tapewolf on November 23, 2006, 05:53:56 AM
So who kills Odin?  And what happens to Ratatosk, the squirrel that lives in the world-tree?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 06:00:09 AM
pm's king of heart so he can keep on making us trip! :O
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Tapewolf on November 23, 2006, 06:10:16 AM
Quote from: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 06:00:09 AM
pm's king of heart so he can keep on making us trip! :O
Well, just in case you've not heard of this, it's Ragnarok, the final battle according to Norse mythology.  King seems to have a better grasp of it than me, though.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: King Of Hearts on November 23, 2006, 06:11:07 AM
 :erk

uhh... guys, I'm just copy-pasting from wikipediea entry on "ragnarok."

Aint ancient mythology grand?

Barley will ripen in fields that were never sown. The meadow Idavoll, in the now-destroyed Asgard, will have been spared. The sun will reappear as Sol before being swallowed by Skoll, who will give birth to a daughter as fair as she herself. This maiden daughter will pursue her mother's road in the new sky.

A few gods will survive the ordeal: Odin's brother Vili, Odin's sons Vidar and Váli, Thor's sons Móði and Magni, who will inherit their father's magic hammer Mjollnir, and Hœnir, who will hold the staff and foretell what is to come. Baldr and his brother Höðr, who dies prior to Ragnarök, will come up from Hel and dwell in Odin's former hall, Valhalla, in the heavens. Meeting at Idavoll, these gods will sit down together, discuss their hidden lore, and talk over many things that had happened, including the events surrounding the final rise of Jörmungandr and Fenrir. In the waving grass, they will find the golden chessboards that the Æsir used to own, and gaze at them in wonder.

Two humans will also escape the destruction of the world by hiding themselves deep within Yggdras where Surtr's sword cannot destroy. They will be called Lif and Lifthrasir. Emerging from their shelter, they will live on morning dew and will repopulate the human world. They will worship their new pantheon of gods, led by Baldr.

There will still be many halls to house the souls of the dead ,another heaven exists south of and above Asgard, called Andlang, and a third heaven further above that, called Vidblain; and these places will offer protection while Surtr's fire burns the world. The best place of all will be Gimli, a building fairer than the sun, roofed with gold, in the heaven. There, the gods will live at peace with themselves and each other. There will be Brimir, a hall on Okolnir, where plenty of good drinks will be served. And there will be Sindri, an excellent hall made wholly of red gold, on Nidafjoll. The souls of the good and virtuous will live in these halls.

Hvergelmir, and Níðhöggr, also a survivor of Ragnarök, will bedevil the bodies of the dead, sucking blood from them.

In this new world, misery will no longer exist and gods and men will live together in peace and harmony. The descendants of Lif and Lifthrasir will inhabit Midgard.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 06:16:33 AM
oh yeah that's right i saw that in Saint Seya i forgot... :sweatdrop
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Tapewolf on November 23, 2006, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on November 23, 2006, 06:11:07 AM
uhh... guys, I'm just copy-pasting from wikipediea entry on "ragnarok."

Well that was my second thought, but I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt  >:3

QuoteAint ancient mythology grand?
One of the things I found particularly cool about Thor was the way he had a chariot drawn by two goats.  When he got hungry he would eat them and then resurrect them with his power.
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 06:19:32 AM
that would solve Africa problems!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: King Of Hearts on November 23, 2006, 06:21:56 AM
Typing that much for a joke post doesnt feel commensurate.

Appreciated that you would give me such benefit.

Anyway I havent watched Saint Seiya, I thought that uses greek mythology?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 06:26:15 AM
and some of Nordic too!
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Stygian on November 23, 2006, 10:28:12 AM
...and that's just horrible. Here; go stab yourself. I know I will.

*hands everyone a kitchen knife and walks off, bleeding plentifully from the lower stomach*
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: God-Beast on November 23, 2006, 10:42:12 AM
and why is all that again?
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Snuggles on November 23, 2006, 07:08:21 PM
*Crawls out*

*Rubbing head* That hurt
...
That really hurt
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: Nikki on November 24, 2006, 12:02:15 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on November 21, 2006, 10:38:39 PM
Bladder control issues, I would assume.

Xze, why must you be so cruel? D:
because i was given permission :bat
Title: Re: Newbee!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 24, 2006, 02:13:27 AM
Orly?  Well then, carry on!