The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: meme on November 07, 2006, 06:14:30 PM

Title: New
Post by: meme on November 07, 2006, 06:14:30 PM
Hey , I'm new :mowsmile
Title: Re: New
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 07, 2006, 06:18:05 PM
You're right!

... was there anything else?
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 07, 2006, 06:19:56 PM
Doesn't seem so. It gets in the box, or else it gets the whine again!

Oh. And please feed me some giblets. I'm starving.
Title: Re: New
Post by: Distracting on November 07, 2006, 06:22:53 PM
Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one. >:3
Title: Re: New
Post by: meme on November 07, 2006, 06:28:14 PM
Really , thats cool !  ^_^
Title: Re: New
Post by: Faerie Alex on November 07, 2006, 06:29:51 PM
Welcome to the forum with the iPod smiley! :ipod

And have a muffin.
Title: Re: New
Post by: Supercheese on November 07, 2006, 06:33:56 PM
"Meme (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Meme)", eh?

Blast, I see the iPod smiley has already been taken! :<
Title: Re: New
Post by: Roureem Egas on November 07, 2006, 06:45:10 PM
Welcome to the two of you. Today's random gift is a tiny cheap crown.

Enjoy the forums! :3
Title: Re: New
Post by: Distracting on November 07, 2006, 06:53:51 PM
A random gift? Woo! That's better than a lot of the forums I've been to.

Hopefully I can bring something good to the table...
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 07, 2006, 07:09:46 PM
Didn't you hear what I said?!

(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o314/Gaazmazk/Giblets.gif)

GIVE US GIBLETS, OR WE START RIPPING EYEBALLS!
Title: Re: New
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 07, 2006, 07:12:10 PM
Mmmm, pie.

*snicker*
Title: Re: New
Post by: Zedd on November 07, 2006, 07:16:33 PM
Im sure you have a nice day here..Enjoy your pie bomb
Title: Re: New
Post by: Darkmoon on November 07, 2006, 07:38:55 PM
 :pzilla
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 07, 2006, 07:40:03 PM
What the hell's that supposed to mean?!
Title: Re: New
Post by: RJ on November 07, 2006, 08:07:41 PM
Quote from: modelincard on November 07, 2006, 06:29:51 PM
Welcome to the forum with the iPod smiley! :ipod

And have a muffin.

:< Hey, don't go giving out muffins before I get here!

:rj And it's not a muffin unless it's an RJ muffin!
Title: Re: New
Post by: DigitalMan on November 07, 2006, 08:11:22 PM
Yeah, it's not a biological weapon muffin unless it's an RJ muffin!

Welcome to the forum, peoples!
Title: Re: New
Post by: Hilary on November 07, 2006, 08:13:37 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on November 07, 2006, 07:38:55 PM
:pzilla
Quote from: Stygian on November 07, 2006, 07:40:03 PM
What the hell's that supposed to mean?!
Just take it at face value.

Welcome meme and HeroZero! Have a free leftover halloween mask, choose whichever you like.
Title: Re: New
Post by: Roureem Egas on November 07, 2006, 08:44:44 PM
One of them is a Nixon mask. :dface
Title: Re: New
Post by: Xuzaf D on November 07, 2006, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: meme on November 07, 2006, 06:14:30 PM
Hey , I'm new :mowsmile
Quote from: HeroZero on November 07, 2006, 06:22:53 PM
Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one. >:3
Go away. We're full. Plus, I have a stomach bug the causes explosions of the pants... you don't want that.
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 07, 2006, 09:02:56 PM
Ignore him. Have a head-infesting worm instead!

(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o314/Gaazmazk/parasiteandfox.gif)

It's not unfriendly - it just wants your body.
Title: Re: New
Post by: Xuzaf D on November 07, 2006, 09:08:08 PM
Wants my body? In what way?
:spidey :pzilla :batman
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 07, 2006, 09:11:34 PM
Gargh! There was supposed to be an image with that!

*edit* fixed!
Title: Re: New
Post by: Aridas on November 07, 2006, 09:36:48 PM
httpcom huh? I want a domain like that.
Title: Re: New
Post by: LionHeart on November 07, 2006, 09:58:18 PM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Well! Two new people at once - okay, here goes...*takes deep  breath*

Hi, and welcome to this place of strangeness. Leave your remaning sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and remember to keep your claim ticket.

Beware of mows, strange muffins, and people who tell you to ignore any of these warnings.

Have a welcome gift. *gives each of the new people a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves and vanishes, leaving a smile that slowly fades out*
Title: Re: New
Post by: Hilary on November 07, 2006, 10:06:25 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on November 07, 2006, 09:58:18 PM
Hi, and welcome to this place of strangeness. Leave your remaning sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and remember to keep your claim ticket.

He's not kidding. I lost my ticket somewhere along the road, and, well, look how I ended up.

"Stick to your ticket, Harry, now that's very important. Stick to your ticket."

What? Me? No, I'm not quoting Harry Potter... never. :paranoid
Title: Re: New
Post by: TheGreyRonin on November 07, 2006, 11:22:35 PM
Welcome to both of you! Come on in, pull up your seat of choice, and bask in the warm insanity that is the Clockwork Mansion!

(And I'll happily deal with any leftover muffins.)

*tapes a sign reading "Bomb Disposal" to my chest*
Title: Re: New
Post by: Cogidubnus on November 07, 2006, 11:24:29 PM
Welcome, welcome. Wipe your feet at the mat, and eat your muffins. You'll need the nutrients for the teleportation sequence. Out of universal translators, though. You'll need to just stick with your towel...
Title: Re: New
Post by: Mew Mew Renee on November 07, 2006, 11:27:57 PM
Back off Memes my freind (evil muffin) Don't take it! ^_^ :januscat
Title: Re: New
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 08, 2006, 07:26:30 AM
Quote from: HeroZero on November 07, 2006, 06:22:53 PM
Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one. >:3
That's the way to do it. :P

Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.

Hello new peeps! :D
Title: Re: New
Post by: Tapewolf on November 08, 2006, 08:26:17 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 08, 2006, 07:26:30 AM
Quote from: HeroZero on November 07, 2006, 06:22:53 PM
Dude! I'm new here too! I'm just too lazy to make my own topic so I'm stealing this one. >:3
That's the way to do it. :P

Quite so.  I myself hijacked Xss' introduction thread way back when.. partly because he'd been writing his DMFA theme song (later Princes of the Dreams (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=617.0)) while I had in secret been forging 'The Legend of Daniel Ti'Fiona', later included on my Songs for the Wild-At-Heart' (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=1347.0) album.

Anyways, welcome to the hood/pack/fold/pride/murder*.

*Insert collective noun for forum members
Title: Re: New
Post by: ITOS on November 08, 2006, 10:33:10 AM
Welcome to both of you! I am 7 Itos Atio, Monitor of Installation 00.  :)

Quote from: Tapewolf on November 08, 2006, 08:26:17 AM
Insert collective noun for forum members

I prefere the term "crazy people". ;)
Title: Re: New
Post by: Hilary on November 08, 2006, 11:41:46 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 08, 2006, 08:26:17 AM
Insert collective noun for forum members
For some reason, 'gaggle' seems appropriate...

"A bushel of forum members! Only two dollars!"
Title: Re: New
Post by: Suwako on November 08, 2006, 12:00:58 PM
Hi there XD
Title: Re: New
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 08, 2006, 01:39:02 PM
Quote from: Hilary on November 08, 2006, 11:41:46 AM
For some reason, 'gaggle' seems appropriate...

"A bushel of forum members! Only two dollars!"

"culture" seems good to me. "clutter", "troop", "swarm", "drift", or "business" seem almost as good....
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 08, 2006, 02:13:13 PM
Mötley Crue?

By the way, the picture that was lost is found again, after a cup of coffee. Coffee fixest most things.
Title: Re: New
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 08, 2006, 03:15:52 PM
Crotley Mue?
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 08, 2006, 05:03:10 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 08, 2006, 03:15:52 PM
Crotley Mue?

A crotchetly moo to you too, good sir.
Title: Re: New
Post by: Tiger_T on November 10, 2006, 04:57:20 PM
Quote from: ITOS on November 08, 2006, 10:33:10 AM
Welcome to both of you! I am 7 Itos Atio, Monitor of Installation 00.  :)

Quote from: Tapewolf on November 08, 2006, 08:26:17 AM
Insert collective noun for forum members

I prefere the term "crazy people". ;)
We are Peeps!
Reason is useless.
You will adhere to the pile!

Oh, and welcome. >:3
Title: Re: New
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 10, 2006, 04:59:33 PM
Peeps are good, but you can only eat so many.  It's like eating a bowl of sugar. D:
Title: Re: New
Post by: Stygian on November 10, 2006, 05:14:04 PM
Quote from: Haz to the Mat on November 10, 2006, 04:59:33 PM
Peeps are good, but you can only eat so many.  It's like eating a bowl of sugar. D:

You get used to it after a while. I know.

But I've stopped with the fat people. And men just disgust me. In fact, most I eat nowadays are virgin girls. Sweet and supple.
Title: Re: New
Post by: Tiger_T on November 10, 2006, 05:47:17 PM
Ambers collective noun for forumitees is "Peeps" as far as I remember.
(And think 'Borg' when you read my last post.) :mowwink
Title: Re: New
Post by: Tapewolf on November 10, 2006, 06:11:14 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on November 10, 2006, 05:47:17 PM
Ambers collective noun for forumitees is "Peeps" as far as I remember.

"Welcome to the peeps" doesn't sound quite right...
Title: Re: New
Post by: bill on November 10, 2006, 07:12:00 PM
"Fray"'s a good word for that.
Title: Re: New
Post by: fakelike on November 11, 2006, 09:57:57 PM
Hello Everyone (Is also lazy)
Title: Re: New
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 11, 2006, 11:55:40 PM
Lazy is good... or bad, I can't decide right now because I havn't gotten enough sleep today. :B
Title: Re: New
Post by: LionHeart on November 12, 2006, 02:08:43 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Another newcomer? And a lazy one too... OK, here's a lazy welcome... :P

*repeats the welcome speech, warnings, etc. from earlier*

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy.

*waves, and vanishes*