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Underground Warehouse => Treasury => Castle Keep => Topic started by: Kenji on November 05, 2006, 07:23:21 PM

Title: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Kenji on November 05, 2006, 07:23:21 PM
Their PS3 commercial consisted of a white room, with a naked baby doll and a PS3. The babydoll saw it, jabbered a bit, cried, the tears got sucked back into it's eyes, the baby's eyes got all freaky looking, and then made the PS3 hover a bit.
"Play Beyond"....riiiiiight.
And the release date at the end... you couldn't tell the difference between the 1's and the /'s.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 05, 2006, 07:25:41 PM
The one I saw was with a jumbled rubick's cube, which slid nearer to the PS3, hovered, then fixed itself.  It then proceeded to explode, which in turn, painted all the walls of the room.  I thought it was pretty kewl. :3
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Aridas on November 05, 2006, 07:26:23 PM
"If you thought the PSP commercials were bad, wait til you get a load of what we have now!"

I wonder if they're TRYING to lose business...
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Kenji on November 05, 2006, 08:09:22 PM
I just finally saw the rubix cube one.
Reminds me of the Dreamcast "It's thinking" commercials. Combined with this one PS2 review that was either online or in a magazine that said "If the Dreamcast is thinking, then the PS2 already has a degree".
Although the pretty colors were nice.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Creativity on November 05, 2006, 08:13:09 PM
I haven't seen one D:
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Xuzaf D on November 05, 2006, 09:55:34 PM
I ended up seeing the baby one while watching the Simpsons. It's one of the millions of commercials that have nothing to do with anything.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 05, 2006, 11:12:43 PM
I am so glad I don't get cable.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Zedd on November 06, 2006, 03:03:13 AM
Remind me to shoot the hitman when he gets in for his payment :shifty
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: HealingBlight on November 06, 2006, 04:13:16 AM
They have always been 'out there' with commercials, though it is not like they
a) Need to sell anything more.
b) Have anything to sell.
c) Seem to want to sell anything further.
d) Should bother trying to snag Wii360 diehards.
e) Should bother trying to appeal to a new audience, Wii has that market.
f)  Should bother trying to appeal to the existing market, Wii360 has that.
g) Have anything to sell.
h) Want to increase demand when they can't satisfy it.

The 360 add, was a wee little bit odd too. (Not the finger gun one, that one freaking rocked :P)
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 06, 2006, 10:57:44 AM
Quote from: HealingBlight on November 06, 2006, 04:13:16 AM
They have always been 'out there' with commercials, though it is not like they
a) Need to sell anything more.
b) Have anything to sell.
c) Seem to want to sell anything further.
d) Should bother trying to snag Wii360 diehards.
e) Should bother trying to appeal to a new audience, Wii has that market.
f)  Should bother trying to appeal to the existing market, Wii360 has that.
g) Have anything to sell.
h) Want to increase demand when they can't satisfy it.

The 360 add, was a wee little bit odd too. (Not the finger gun one, that one freaking rocked :P)

You do realize that more PS2's sold last christmas than Xbox360's and that the Playstation brand name is a powerful thing. But your last point is too true, why increase the demand if nobody can buy it until December (second shipment). This is just going to cause a lot of moronic parents and guardians to buy the overpriced PS3's on eBay and then realize they could of just bought it for $600.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Toric on November 06, 2006, 11:23:19 AM
When ya think about it, it's not like they need to convince anyone to play the PS3. If people are interested, they're interested. Sony probably just needed a powerful way to let everyone know the PS3 was coming. These commercials were a medium that people could easily remember, even if they were trying absolute hardest to forget.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: ITOS on November 06, 2006, 11:45:36 AM
Quote from: Toric on November 06, 2006, 11:23:19 AM
These commercials were a medium that people could easily remember, even if they were trying absolute hardest to forget.

Wouldn't it have been better to make a rememberable commercial that was also good?

Maybe it's just that "stupidity" thing that seems to be so popular... :paranoid
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Sid on November 06, 2006, 12:28:28 PM
The Baby commercial is CREEPY.
But Sony also makes ads that indirectly insult your intelligence. Like the (long) clip about the PS3's Cell power that ends with "With this much brain power, is the cell broadband engine even smarter than you?"

It's a bad sign when a company starts marketing its product by pointing out that it may be smarter than the people who end up buying it...

(Sorry if that clip has its own thread or if it has been discussed to death - I rarely check this section...)
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Jack McSlay on November 06, 2006, 01:55:56 PM
at this rate I think the largest problem if not making them want to play a ps3. what they really need to work on now is making them want to pay a a PS3, which is the hard part  :mowdizzy
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Zedd on November 06, 2006, 02:34:47 PM
PS3 is crap...Nuff said...
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 06, 2006, 02:47:15 PM
Quote from: Zedd on November 06, 2006, 02:34:47 PM
PS3 is crap...Nuff said...
What happened between you and Sony? Just curious.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Zedd on November 06, 2006, 03:13:26 PM
Quote from: ninjannihilator on November 06, 2006, 02:47:15 PM
Quote from: Zedd on November 06, 2006, 02:34:47 PM
PS3 is crap...Nuff said...
What happened between you and Sony? Just curious.

Thats funny you should ask....Well one their trying to hard steal my money yet again trying to use halloweenish themed comcericals doesnt help
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Kenji on November 06, 2006, 04:05:26 PM
Honestly, for any system advertising a game system, I'd just like some game clips from multiple games, then show the system at the end. Maybe begin and end the game segments with memorable, famous games such as Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, or Resident Evil. Geez, I don't want to see some lame thing that has nothing to do with the product, if I wanted that I'd watch car commercials or shoe commercials. Gimme game clips to see what the friggin system can do. Or at least someone -pretending- to enjoy it..
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Aridas on November 06, 2006, 04:11:25 PM
*pats the kat* boycott TV instead. It's safer.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Kenji on November 06, 2006, 04:17:56 PM
For the most part, I guess I already have. It's usually just on for background noises, really. Cept for those shows I actually do like. I wish a few more channels were like that one that doesn't show commercials until after shows finish.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Aridas on November 06, 2006, 04:20:00 PM
I distinctly remember a time where a TV show could go somewhere around or up to 15 minutes before showing commercials, and the commercial breaks were barely long enough to get anything done... *wishes those days would return*
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Toric on November 06, 2006, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: ITOS on November 06, 2006, 11:45:36 AM
Wouldn't it have been better to make a rememberable commercial that was also good?
Yes, but it would have been more difficult I imagine. Look at it this way: we're talking about the PS3 commercial on an internet forum. How many other forums do you think have threads about how random/stupid these commercials are? And then there's the real-life word-of-mouth spread of just how bizarre these commercials are. Through this, the PS3's identity is spread. It's a hot topic. It's indirectly a hot topic, but a hot topic nonetheless.

Compare that to a commercial starting with a clip of Snake in Metal Gear, then seeing Snake progress in graphical shiny through Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, and the new Solid 4. How many people would be talking about that, compared to a Rubik's Cube randomly solving itself and exploding with the PS3 logo attached?
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Kenji on November 06, 2006, 08:07:08 PM
Quote from: Toric on November 06, 2006, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: ITOS on November 06, 2006, 11:45:36 AM
Wouldn't it have been better to make a rememberable commercial that was also good?
Yes, but it would have been more difficult I imagine. Look at it this way: we're talking about the PS3 commercial on an internet forum. How many other forums do you think have threads about how random/stupid these commercials are? And then there's the real-life word-of-mouth spread of just how bizarre these commercials are. Through this, the PS3's identity is spread. It's a hot topic. It's indirectly a hot topic, but a hot topic nonetheless.

Compare that to a commercial starting with a clip of Snake in Metal Gear, then seeing Snake progress in graphical shiny through Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, and the new Solid 4. How many people would be talking about that, compared to a Rubik's Cube randomly solving itself and exploding with the PS3 logo attached?

So you're saying that they're yet again swiping ideas of others. I remember the whole weeks of "I want to play with my Wii!". And FYI, I have seen forums make many topics on how awesome game commercials have been before.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Toric on November 06, 2006, 08:21:15 PM
......Okay, you're right. Nintendo did it first, and Nintendo did it better. Still, tying your name to something bizarre and slightly creepy (Vaguely creepy perhaps?) seems to be a legitimate advertising tactic.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Kenji on November 06, 2006, 08:24:54 PM
Well I'm sure someone did it before Nintendo as well, but at least they have original gameplay coming.

Either way, at least the commercials are better than the overt racism of the PSP ones. >.> Or the ones where everyone's throwing the PSP around as if they didn't want it. <.<
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: ShadesFox on November 06, 2006, 08:53:57 PM
So, they are importing Japanese commercials now?

One has not seen true horror until one sees a commercial from Japan.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Toric on November 06, 2006, 10:13:38 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on November 06, 2006, 08:53:57 PM
One has not seen true horror until one sees a commercial from Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGKGwepqtNY
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 06, 2006, 11:10:50 PM
 :giggle
LOLZ at Super Famicom commercials
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (http://gameads.gamepressure.com/tv_game_commercial.asp?ID=2689) for ♪Super Famicom; zeru-zeru♪.
:giggle :mwaha

This has now become the "Bizarre Japanese VG commercials" thread. :yarly
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Xuzaf D on November 07, 2006, 12:09:36 AM
Do they have to be Japanese?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuHOCyJWFDE

...your parents help you hook it up...
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Zedd on November 07, 2006, 01:50:18 AM
Quote from: The Warlike on November 07, 2006, 12:09:36 AM
Do they have to be Japanese?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuHOCyJWFDE

...your parents help you hook it up...

Makes me wonder if they ever gotten laid by now :P
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 07, 2006, 02:14:56 AM
http://gameads.gamepressure.com/tv_game_commercial.asp?ID=2483
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Aridas on November 07, 2006, 05:10:11 AM
Quote from: Zedd on November 07, 2006, 01:50:18 AM
Quote from: The Warlike on November 07, 2006, 12:09:36 AM
Do they have to be Japanese?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuHOCyJWFDE

...your parents help you hook it up...

Makes me wonder if they ever gotten laid by now :P

They're acting. There's a 99% chance that they're nothing like that in real life and probably would beat you up if you said anything about it. >.>
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: DigitalMan on November 08, 2006, 06:09:10 PM
Dood, that Japanese Zelda ad was pretty badass.

As for the American one... if I hadn't done the research, I would not believe that those "graphics" could ever be considered good or even decent. We've come a long, long way...
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Rowne on November 11, 2006, 12:19:43 AM
Despite my background, I'm actually rather fond of a rare few Japanese adverts.  Some of them are actually somewhat endearing, they tell a story, they have characters and so on.

My personal favourite has to be the Segata Sanshiro (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=segata+sanshiro+hignorante&search=Search) line, which was so popular in Japan that he even got his own game.
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Zedd on November 11, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
Quote from: Rowne on November 11, 2006, 12:19:43 AM
Despite my background, I'm actually rather fond of a rare few Japanese adverts.  Some of them are actually somewhat endearing, they tell a story, they have characters and so on.

My personal favourite has to be the Segata Sanshiro (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=segata+sanshiro+hignorante&search=Search) line, which was so popular in Japan that he even got his own game.

YAY anthor Segata fan!
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Sid on November 11, 2006, 07:24:53 AM
Well, yeah. Segata Sanshiro > everything. :D

Nowadays, the Japanese got a woman staring at a fork (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eije-NoZ7o8) to advertise the PS3 (to hint at the 11/11 release date). >_>;;;
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: Supercheese on November 11, 2006, 11:44:02 AM
Quote from: Sid on November 11, 2006, 07:24:53 AM
Nowadays, the Japanese got a woman staring at a fork (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eije-NoZ7o8) to advertise the PS3 (to hint at the 11/11 release date). >_>;;;

That's the kind of thing that just makes you sweatdrop.

Hmm, I like how the Urban Dictionary defines 'sweatdrop'... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sweatdrop
Title: Re: Just when I didn't think Sony could get any lamer..
Post by: RJ on November 12, 2006, 06:33:53 AM
Well, the PS3 was just released in Japan :/

I wonder if that guy from London who was waiting for two days out the front will get in trouble for getting a console before the Europe release date? :paranoid