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Title: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Tapewolf on November 02, 2006, 05:44:24 PM
There appears to be an error in the fabric of reality:

http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB116249026689311557-helTbrheLKgbaJ5iO5z40ZFCiOs_20061109.html?mod=blogs
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: DigitalMan on November 02, 2006, 05:47:12 PM
... And suddenly, the universe warped into roughly the shape of a Pringles potato crisp, and exploded in a shower of swiss cheese cubes.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Aridas on November 02, 2006, 05:47:26 PM
Yay, pals at last. Let's see what happens >.>
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Sid on November 02, 2006, 05:50:11 PM
WHA? O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
I knew that fact tends to be stranger than fiction... but I certainly didn't see THAT one coming.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 02, 2006, 05:50:50 PM
It's not loading, what's going on? :<
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: mini-lion on November 02, 2006, 05:51:27 PM
its just selective competition, microsoft (no firefox, i refuse to have microsoft with a capital M) just being a tactical player,  but yes this is very strange way of going about it. Helping one and not the other, sort of seems in a way microsoft were threatened though I highly doubt it.

edit - "Warning - while you were typing 4 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post." oh snap
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Sid on November 02, 2006, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on November 02, 2006, 05:50:50 PM
It's not loading, what's going on? :<

Headline and first two paragaphs:

QuoteMicrosoft Gives Linux a Boost Through Partnership With Novell

Microsoft Corp. is entering into an unusual partnership with Novell Inc. that gives a boost to the Linux operating system, a rival to the software giant's Windows software.

Under the pact, Microsoft will offer sales support of Suse Linux, a version of the operating system sold by Novell. The two companies have also agreed to develop technologies to make it easier for users to run both Suse Linux and Microsoft's Windows on their computers.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: DigitalMan on November 02, 2006, 05:52:23 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 02, 2006, 05:47:26 PM
Yay, pals at last. Let's see what happens >.>

Technically I think they've been pals since the XBox :P

I wish I could predict the outcome of this, but... I've got nothing. It's one of those things that's so impossibly unpredictable that it shakes the foundations of reality.

*points and laughs at Haz* I know something you don't know!
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: ShadesFox on November 02, 2006, 06:35:22 PM
I can't say I'm surprised.  I would not be surprised if this was just another swipe at Red Hat, already under pressure from Oracle.  Though you would think the Novell would have learned better the first time they partnered with Microsoft.

Linux world is getting very interesting, though I plan on riding things out with Ubuntu/Debian.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Aridas on November 02, 2006, 08:34:54 PM
Didn't the article say it WAS something to do with Red Hat?
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Vidar on November 03, 2006, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 02, 2006, 05:47:26 PM
Yay, pals at last. Let's see what happens >.>

Microsoft Linux.

* the sound of a million linux-geeks screaming in terror *
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 03, 2006, 06:43:14 PM
Nope.

Microsoft can try to make linux. What they'll end up with is, to paraphrase DNA, something that is almost, but not quite, totally unlike linux.

*shrug* After all, the entire tech support industry exists due, almost completely, to how crap windows is.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Alondro on November 03, 2006, 09:11:41 PM
*has a feeling L. Ron Hubbard is involved somehow...*   :shifty
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Aridas on November 03, 2006, 10:18:52 PM
Quote from: Vidar on November 03, 2006, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on November 02, 2006, 05:47:26 PM
Yay, pals at last. Let's see what happens >.>

Microsoft Linux.

* the sound of a million linux-geeks screaming in terror *
I think they said they weren't going to do that... I didn't quite read it but that's how it came out to me >.>

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 03, 2006, 06:43:14 PM
*shrug* After all, the entire tech support industry exists due, almost completely, to how crap windows is.
no.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Vidar on November 03, 2006, 10:24:37 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 03, 2006, 06:43:14 PM
*shrug* After all, the entire tech support industry exists due, almost completely, to how crap windows is.

I'm pretty sure User Stupidity (tm) ,PEBKAC (c), Sucky Software (patend pending) and Evil Viruses are also great contributers to the tech support industry.

As much fun as windows-bashing is, I'm afraid your claim is somewhat inaccurate.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Aridas on November 03, 2006, 10:32:23 PM
Yeah. Besides, if some other OS was as used as Windows, you can bet your bippy that every single hax0r would turn their attention towards it and discover ways to exploit it. >.>

Face it, when you have communities of people like that, things get done. :<
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 03, 2006, 10:36:00 PM
Quote from: Vidar on November 03, 2006, 10:24:37 PM
As much fun as windows-bashing is, I'm afraid your claim is somewhat inaccurate.

Opinion, not claim. And slightly influenced by how cynical my interaction with my boss is causing me to be. Apologies for that... :-/
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Azlan on November 04, 2006, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 03, 2006, 10:36:00 PM
Quote from: Vidar on November 03, 2006, 10:24:37 PM
As much fun as windows-bashing is, I'm afraid your claim is somewhat inaccurate.

Opinion, not claim. And slightly influenced by how cynical my interaction with my boss is causing me to be. Apologies for that... :-/


It is an opinion that, frankly, pays my bills :)
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Stygian on November 04, 2006, 07:46:47 PM
What is happening?! Where is the reality?! And where are my clothes?! And what the hell happened to the license policy and rules of distribution?! Microsoft want to be in your head! They will ruin everything! EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Aridas on November 04, 2006, 07:52:44 PM
Calm down, try some of the water. It'll help you forget. forgeeeeeet...
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Cogidubnus on November 05, 2006, 02:05:54 AM
This really doesn't affect me at all, but, this is still rocking the foundations of my world. It's like, Optimus Prime and Megatron deciding to stop fighting, and getting married and having a robust family of four. Except Microsoft and Linux being together is even more unlikely.

Sanity has left us, gentlemen. All our base belong to Mr. Gates.
For great Microsoft.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Stygian on November 05, 2006, 10:50:18 AM
*in robotic monotone* You are on the way to destruction!

*waves his finger under Cogidubnus' nose* You have no chance to survive make your time!

*runs off flailing into the horizon* Hahaha!
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: TheDXM on November 14, 2006, 10:34:39 AM
That's insane.

Dunno if it's a good thing, or a bad thing though!
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: ShadesFox on November 16, 2006, 12:33:47 AM
Quote from: TheDXM on November 14, 2006, 10:34:39 AM
That's insane.

Dunno if it's a good thing, or a bad thing though!

It is fairly well excepted as a bad thing.  The question is, how bad?  I think it will be fairly dormant for 3 or 4 years, then explode in a giant lawsuit.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Distracting on November 16, 2006, 12:54:59 AM
Quote from: ShadesFox on November 16, 2006, 12:33:47 AM
Quote from: TheDXM on November 14, 2006, 10:34:39 AM
That's insane.

Dunno if it's a good thing, or a bad thing though!

It is fairly well excepted as a bad thing.  The question is, how bad?  I think it will be fairly dormant for 3 or 4 years, then explode in a giant lawsuit.

Yeah, you gotta watch out for those exploding lawsuits. They'll hurt you if you're not careful.

However, Microsoft makes a lot of money from just forcing people to pay for products that they need that is otherwise only a preview in their computer. There are a lot of other better products than what Gates deals out.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: TheDXM on November 28, 2006, 08:17:36 PM
I see immediate benefits for both parties, than a sudden death match. Good thing is, Linux will probably start getting decent windows-wide emulation, and Microsoft might learn a thing or two about making an excellent OS rather than a simply useable OS.

But then I don't see Microsoft playing nice-guy after that.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Azlan on November 30, 2006, 01:14:17 AM
Quote from: ShadesFox on November 16, 2006, 12:33:47 AM
Quote from: TheDXM on November 14, 2006, 10:34:39 AM
That's insane.

Dunno if it's a good thing, or a bad thing though!

It is fairly well excepted as a bad thing.  The question is, how bad?  I think it will be fairly dormant for 3 or 4 years, then explode in a giant lawsuit.

Want a piece of the action?  :square
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Madd the Sane on December 09, 2006, 12:13:56 AM
I knowing all things computer, am able to interpret this as a plea for help from Microsoft. 

Vista is going to be late!
Vista isn't as secure as they have led us to believe!
Vista actually is an intel port of OS X!

In reality, I hope it helps out Novell, since MS seems stuck in its ways.

Geeks of the world, become one with the universe!
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Vidar on December 09, 2006, 01:47:57 AM
Quote from: Madd the Sane on December 09, 2006, 12:13:56 AM
I knowing all things computer, am able to interpret this as a plea for help from Microsoft. 

Vista is going to be late!
Vista isn't as secure as they have led us to believe!
Vista actually is an intel port of OS X!

In reality, I hope it helps out Novell, since MS seems stuck in its ways.

Geeks of the world, become one with the universe!

Vista is not going to be picked up by the majority of their target market. Most businesses are satisfied with windows XP (some still have windows 2k, 98, or (heaven forbid) 95). I know of a major bank who upgraded to XP only last year.
Most users (even hardcore gamers) are not going to pick up Vista until there are sufficient applications for it (Halo 3 just isn't enough).
Geeks like me hate the DRM "features" in vista, and will leave it on the shelves, where it shall gather only dust, until the layers of dust are so thick, no geek will want to get near it in fear of eternal sneezing-fits.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Sid on December 09, 2006, 11:26:52 AM
Quote from: Madd the Sane on December 09, 2006, 12:13:56 AM
I knowing all things computer, am able to interpret this as a plea for help from Microsoft. 

Vista is going to be late!
Vista isn't as secure as they have led us to believe!
Vista actually is an intel port of OS X!

In reality, I hope it helps out Novell, since MS seems stuck in its ways.

Geeks of the world, become one with the universe!

There already is an Intel "port" of OSX. It's called... OSX. ;)

And this isn't going to help Novell. On the contrary. The Open Source community is throwing a hissing fit against Novell and is tweaking GPL 3 to effectively bone Novell out of the deal.

Two example links:
http://techp.org/petition/show/1
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/20/eben_moglen_on_microsoft_novell/

Right now, it doesn't really look as if MS has seen "the error of its ways" or anything. :P
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Madd the Sane on December 09, 2006, 06:19:41 PM
Quote from: Sid on December 09, 2006, 11:26:52 AM
Quote from: Madd the Sane on December 09, 2006, 12:13:56 AM
I knowing all things computer, am able to interpret this as a plea for help from Microsoft. 

Vista is going to be late!
Vista isn't as secure as they have led us to believe!
Vista actually is an intel port of OS X!

In reality, I hope it helps out Novell, since MS seems stuck in its ways.

Geeks of the world, become one with the universe!

There already is an Intel "port" of OSX. It's called... OSX. ;)
I meant for all the non-EFI 32-bit computers that everyone except gamers and video editors use.
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And this isn't going to help Novell. On the contrary. The Open Source community is throwing a hissing fit against Novell and is tweaking GPL 3 to effectively bone Novell out of the deal.
That's just the Open Source community being afraid of what the union will do.  I hope it helps Linux out, but based on the fact that Microsoft likes to swallow up companies, I doubt that will happen.  pity.  :mowsad

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Right now, it doesn't really look as if MS has seen "the error of its ways" or anything. :P
They're a business.  They only know money, and anything else (customer support, security, reliability, etc...), comes second.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: bill on December 09, 2006, 06:52:05 PM
Quote from: Sid on December 09, 2006, 11:26:52 AM
Quote from: Madd the Sane on December 09, 2006, 12:13:56 AM
I knowing all things computer, am able to interpret this as a plea for help from Microsoft. 

Vista is going to be late!
Vista isn't as secure as they have led us to believe!
Vista actually is an intel port of OS X!

In reality, I hope it helps out Novell, since MS seems stuck in its ways.

Geeks of the world, become one with the universe!

There already is an Intel "port" of OSX. It's called... OSX. ;)

And this isn't going to help Novell. On the contrary. The Open Source community is throwing a hissing fit against Novell and is tweaking GPL 3 to effectively bone Novell out of the deal.

This is absolutely sickening. These are people pretending to be professionals throwing temper tantrums.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Azlan on December 09, 2006, 09:32:50 PM
No one who exists in the open source community is truly mature, they have little turf warms and jump at shadows.  their whole existence is an ironic mockery of the true meaning of open source and sharing.
Title: Re: Microsoft WHAT?
Post by: Tapewolf on December 10, 2006, 08:57:49 AM
Quote from: Azlan on December 09, 2006, 09:32:50 PM
No one who exists in the open source community is truly mature, they have little turf warms and jump at shadows.
I think you'll find most software development is like that.  It's just that with closed-source you don't get to see it happen.  Do you remember the Microsoft developer blog that turned up a few months ago?  That was fascinating.. because it showed a lot of internal disputes and squabbles.

This sort of thing isn't limited to software, either.  The TASCAM TSR-8 was victim to an internal squabble about how it should be installed.  The transport mechanism itself was designed to run on its back but because the cabinet was designed to stand up vertically, there isn't enough space to fit the cables when it's run horizontally.  Mine was bricked up with jam jars and external SCSI drives until I got a proper stand for it.
Likewise, the Fostex E16 was designed by one of the top TASCAM engineers who quit because they were forced by management to use relays in the audio path instead of solid-state power switching (relays tend to jam after a few years).

I'm sure other people can find other examples, although it would rather derail the thread.