For all that annoying internet stuff you thought you'd never want to know about (but need to know in order to get 99% of anything on the net).
Feel free to ask any questions about the interwebs. :)
Some... stuff:
4chan (http://www.4chan.org)- Possibly the most evil thing on the net. When they said the internet was a series of tubes, they must have had this place in mind. Many memes have come from 4chan; the majority of them are too mind-burning to really think too deeply about.
Badger Badger Badger (http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/)- Possibly the most annoying, yet catchy thing on the net. Badger is also a funny word.
Chuck Norris (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)- Possibly the most awesome celebrity that is famous on the net, but not so much off it. And just so you know; Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Smosh (http://www.smosh.com/)- Possibly the most bizzare kid made famous by the net (spec. YouTube). Smosh lip-syncs and performs skits to a number of old cartoon theme songs. If I remember right, Zina liked the Pokemon one.
Oolong the Bunny (http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm)- Possibly the cutest rabbit that balances various items on his head on the net. If you ever don't have something to respond with, give the person a 'bunny with a pancake on his head instead'.
Fanfiction.net (http://www.fanfiction.net)- Possibly the only place screaming fangirls can be safely held on the net (without anything exploding). It's not called the 'Pit of Voles' for nothing.
Snakes on a Plane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Plane)- 'Nuff said.
I think you missed the two vital resources - Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia) and Google (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=google&btnG=Google+Search) ...
Not sure anyone cares for this but... http://www.1chan.net/overchan/ :paranoid
Quote from: Zedd on October 17, 2006, 03:55:45 AM
Not sure anyone cares for this but... http://www.1chan.net/overchan/ :paranoid
D:
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 17, 2006, 03:48:03 AM
I think you missed the two vital resources - Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia) and Google (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=google&btnG=Google+Search) ...
Don't you mean Encyclopedia Dramatica (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Main_Page) and Scroogle (http://www.scroogle.org/)? :B
Remember, this page is to discuss and mock as well as point out things.
Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) - an alternative encyclopedia...
Quote from: Kasarn on October 17, 2006, 04:21:50 AM
Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) - an alternative encyclopedia...
Indeed. My favourite entries are:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Quantum_economics
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing (this has been substantially upgraded since I first mentioned it on The Nice. WARNING: contains the F-word)
Things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html) - self-descriptive and currently up to 800 things
The Evil Overlord List (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) - an essential read for any would-be Evil Overlord.
I hope that one day, this can be an internet meme:
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/vorpalbunnygirl.jpg)
XD
DO NOT WANT is already a meme
Vorpal bunnies are also already a meme
Searching for Vorpal Bunny Girl brings up Meikyu Kingdom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meikyu_kingdom)
Fascinating.
I know... I just want that picture to be used :3 (For one, it's the only photo I look okay in)
Encyclopædia Dramatica FTW.
Did we forget All Your Base (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase)?
This is a message board thread.
It is made of Win and awsome.
:ipod
RJ, you positively win for making this thread.
SO!
We have Yatta! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-feLDOpJfYg)
One of the various Banana Phones (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html)
Hm. That's all that springs immediately to mind. I'm sure I'll come up with more later.
Whats awesome about Youtube is when you find stuff like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnYcfD7jPhE&search=Cartoon%20Network%20Bumper%20Robotboy%20FostersFriend
Or this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO0cX_afPaM&search=Cartoon%20Network%20Bumper%20Robotboy%20FostersFriend
Don't forget www.angryalien.com (http://www.angryalien.com)
Bring on the bunnies!
We cannot forget Newgrounds, who gave us such Flash gems as "Say Something", "Metal Gear Awesome", "Neenja", and the incredibly well-animated "Brackenwood" series! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azqXygCzO8 Cooking by the book!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM4gFpDOMM And this is my favorite variation on it. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woH0h4q_Mvg Partical man...partical man...Ah the bliss of gmod moments on YTMND...This is one my favs
www.ultimateshowdown.org (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org)
You did NOT forget about this did you?!?!
I'm surprised this hasn't come up yet...
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/Eibbor_N/WHUT%20INTERWUBS/ORLY.jpg)
Orly owls are dumb. :sweatdrop
I find [photobucket.com (http://[photobucket.com) to be incredably useful.
AM I DOING IT RITE?!
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 17, 2006, 04:42:00 AM
Quote from: Kasarn on October 17, 2006, 04:21:50 AM
Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) - an alternative encyclopedia...
Indeed. My favourite entries are:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Quantum_economics
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing (this has been substantially upgraded since I first mentioned it on The Nice. WARNING: contains the F-word)
on kitten huffing: they're right, you know >:3
almost forgot my intended contribution:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/
http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
Similar in nature to the RPG list earlier, but military-based.
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 19, 2006, 12:36:32 AM
Orly owls are dumb. :sweatdrop
(http://www.orlyowl.com/nowai.jpg)
I probably don't have to even mention it, but on the off chance anyone that swings here is truly new to the web: Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/)
PA is basically required treading for anyone using the interweb who has ever also used an interactive electronic gaming device of some type. Personally I think it used to be funnier more often a couple years back, but it still delivers frequent laughs.
I didn't really get into it when I started to read PA. For my gaming comic fix, I usually go to one of these:
http://www.vgcats.com/
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php (anyone from EGS (http://www.elgoonishshive.com/) or The Wotch (http://www.thewotch.com/) will probably appreciate the one for October 18th)
http://www.gucomics.com/
It's probably because these comics make thier commentary from the inside of games more often than not that I prefer them.
also, http://www.thenoobcomic.com/ is pretty good for poking fun at MMO type games. (draws heavily from WoW and EQ, from what I can tell.)
Oh thank you. I'm always forgetting to check up on CAD.
http://www.giantitp.com/
Read it. And laugh. I hardly know anything about the world of RPGs, yet I still find I laugh at this.
Roy has got to be my hands down favorite character.
http://shygypsy.com/farm
It's a word association game.
See how far you can get without cheating :3
*Edit* Which for me was about... Seven pieces of the map open >.>
It's tough, and some of the answers are very, VERY obscure.
AlbinoBlackSheep.com (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/) :cool
Digitally Imported (http://di.fm/)
Because you cannot have enough Techno.
EVER.
Also, I'm surprised that no one has linked Fark (http://www.fark.com/) yet. It's the only way I really have any clue whats currently going on with the world.
...
Maybe this speaks poorly of me ^.^;
*EDITS* HOORAY FOR THE HELP BUTTON.
I think that the site is gone now :<
But those who know it remember only good times, up until the massive seizures.
http://www.seizurerobots.com/
My eyes are shagged!
Shagged properly? Because that is just wrong.
I gets the stigmata, in the eye.
(http://www.friendsoffoamy.com/avatars/images/needles_by_foxwaltz.gif)
Let's not forget the old GoogleFight.
http://googlefight.com/
Anyone rember WWRRYYYYY!!
Quote from: LigerJet on October 22, 2006, 02:28:32 AM
Quote from: Zedd on October 22, 2006, 01:39:55 AM
Anyone rember WWRRYYYYY!!
How'd that get started?
I tell ya....Better than a potsmoking bottle in the head zombie any day
From the always lulzy Encyclopædia Dramatica...
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY).
It's the Encyclopædia Dramatica. That's warning enough, eh?
(http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8549/lackoffaith5yd.jpg)
* queue empirical march from Star Wars *
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c78/ShadesFox/1160880044685nb2.jpg)
Dead from cute! >:3
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 23, 2006, 12:38:50 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c78/ShadesFox/1160880044685nb2.jpg)
Dead from cute! >:3
OMG its cheese fox!
Awww!
Cute, cute, cute! :3
Things that make the internet internetty?
I often rely on http://www.leo.org to find out what you people are talking about. >:3
For acronyms I've got http://www.acronymfinder.com .
Assorted other things on the web are Yahoo, E-bay, Paypal, Photobucket, TinyPic.com, DeviantArt, Belfry, and many others that escape my mind right now.
:3 :rolleyes
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/youfail.gif) (http://www.youfail.org)
*ponders* Would homestarrunner.com count?
Mc Chris, not Pee pants as incorectly listed, goes on about Kingdom Hears Two and RE4. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk&eurl=)
I though it was pretty funny, check out this guy's site (http://www.mcchris.com).
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on October 28, 2006, 08:24:13 AM
Mc Chris, not Pee pants as incorectly listed, goes on about Kingdom Hears Two and RE4. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk&eurl=)
I though it was pretty funny, check out this guy's site (http://www.mcchris.com).
...
That was... just stupid.
Agreed. It had potential, but they apparently didn't play Kingdom Hearts II, nor the original. They were flipping between the two for their rant, which means that anyone who knows the game can tell that they were just trying to throw something funny together instead of expressing an actual opinion or something.
Also, Resident Evil zombies suck. No decent zombie has the coordination to handle an axe, regardless of whether it's or not it's ON FIRE WTF
Quote from: RJ on October 17, 2006, 09:11:14 AM
I hope that one day, this can be an internet meme:
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/vorpalbunnygirl.jpg)
XD
That's you, RJ? Bigods, you're hot XD
Oh, and my contibution to the links:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php
Because it's awesome :mowtongue
Quote from: Eibbor_N on October 29, 2006, 10:34:15 PM
Agreed. It had potential, but they apparently didn't play Kingdom Hearts II, nor the original. They were flipping between the two for their rant, which means that anyone who knows the game can tell that they were just trying to throw something funny together instead of expressing an actual opinion or something.
Also, Resident Evil zombies suck. No decent zombie has the coordination to handle an axe, regardless of whether it's or not it's ON FIRE WTF
You need some Valium or something.
Quote from: Komissar Makarov on October 29, 2006, 11:51:43 PM
That's you, RJ? Bigods, you're hot XD
Oh, and my contibution to the links:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php
Because it's awesome :mowtongue
*dies* I'm not. Really I'm not.
Quote from: RJ on October 30, 2006, 06:31:45 AM
Quote from: Komissar Makarov on October 29, 2006, 11:51:43 PM
That's you, RJ? Bigods, you're hot XD
Oh, and my contibution to the links:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php
Because it's awesome :mowtongue
*dies* I'm not. Really I'm not.
Do you mean "That's not me in that picture!", or do you mean "I'm not hot!"?
Er... the second one.... *hides*
Quote from: RJ on October 30, 2006, 06:49:18 AM
Er... the second one.... *hides*
Nonsense! You need to get a bit of a self-esteem boost.
* Drags RJ from Hiding *
* grabs megaphone and shouts in it*
ALL WHO THINK RJ IS HOT, RAISE YOUR HANDS!
ALL THOSE WHO THINK SHE'S NOT, GO STAND IN THE CORNER!
*raises hand, and stands in the corner*
*sticks foot out*
Im not one to rate on the hot factor, but If that really is RJ then congratulations, god blessed you with being pretty, allowing you eternal powers over men and a selected number of women. *gives cookie*
Quote from: Vidar on October 30, 2006, 07:00:53 AM
ALL WHO THINK RJ IS HOT, RAISE YOUR HANDS!
ALL THOSE WHO THINK SHE'S NOT, GO STAND IN THE CORNER!
Raises Hand Of The People (TM) and stands in the Corner Of Socialism (R).
But seriously RJ, you are quite attractive*; don't cheat yourself.
*
That's an understatement ~_^ (I don't come off as creepy, do I? In any case don't worry; I'm in Malaysia,
very dfar away from you)
Quote from: Komissar Makarov on October 30, 2006, 08:49:00 AM
(I don't come off as creepy, do I? In any case don't worry; I'm in Malaysia, very dfar away from you)
... yet reasonably close to Ink, should it come to that.... *evil grin*
OH SNAP
LOOK! A DISTRACTION! http://www.customerssuck.com/
*flees to Antartica*
Quote from: RJ on October 30, 2006, 10:15:42 AM
OH SNAP
LOOK! A DISTRACTION! http://www.customerssuck.com/
*flees to Antartica*
IS DISTRACTED WOOO
Quote from: ShadesFox on October 23, 2006, 12:38:50 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c78/ShadesFox/1160880044685nb2.jpg)
Dead from cute! >:3
That's so cute, That I want to hug it! :hug
Customers suck website made me rofl
did I already say www.ultimateshowdown.org (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org)?
I found this on the internet. So it goes here, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk&mode=related&search=
The president's daughter's been kidnapped. It's up to us. D:
Quote from: Zina on October 30, 2006, 08:15:30 PM
I found this on the internet. So it goes here, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk&mode=related&search=
The president's daughter's been kidnapped. It's up to us. D:
I like this post **whistles innocently**
HIS AXE'S IS ON FIRE!!!
http://www.techtales.com/
:eager
I'd link to computer stupidities, but their organization (or lack thereof) of each incident and failure to filter out the obvious fakes is a computer stupidity itself, so... if you really want to look for it, you know what it's called >.>
</unhelpful>
*cough* http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ *cough*
The Hubjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-CCMnBpQoU&mode=related&search=). By ghastly D:
He rambles on for a while.... but it gets amusing (if a little offensive, I mean come on it's freaking Ghastly.) and he can play a mean Hubjo.
One my favorite shopping sites.... http://www.stupid.com/index.html
THIS CRAP IS NOT WORK SAFE.
In tradition of me linking the most terrible crap known to humanity, I pressent Classico (http://tenaciousd.com/classico). A Tenacious D video directed by John K (http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/) of Ren and Stimpy fame.
I <3 Tenacious D :3
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgersong <--- Just waited for this one...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunnyhunter.php <--- :boggle I will be chased by bunnies with heavy machineguns in my dreams!
Quote from: Stygian on November 05, 2006, 10:46:22 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunnyhunter.php <--- :boggle I will be chased by bunnies with heavy machineguns in my dreams!
MY GOD THE SMALLER BUNNIERS ARE EVIL GINGER KID HYBRIDS! D: and a side note....Those nightmare will be caused by unknown and ungiven names >:]
I now present the website for those who believe they've seen everything:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
And a site for those who watch The SimsonsTM:
http://www.whatbadgerseat.com/
And... The Dalek Song! :mowhappy
http://artistic-insanity.net/song/daleksong.html
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/ *hides*
I'm in your [NOUN] [VERB]ing your [NOUN]. (http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/cats.htm)
Thank you Toric, that so made my day
http://beagleweb.com/fun-taekwanleap.html Boot to the head! *BOOM*
Quote from: Toric on November 05, 2006, 07:35:51 PM
I'm in your [NOUN] [VERB]ing your [NOUN]. (http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/cats.htm)
KITTIES! :D
Quote from: RJ on November 06, 2006, 07:11:30 AM
Quote from: Toric on November 05, 2006, 07:35:51 PM
I'm in your [NOUN] [VERB]ing your [NOUN]. (http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/cats.htm)
KITTIES! :D
Right now more the kittens I see...The more the chance they might want RJ's soul
Quote from: Zedd on November 06, 2006, 11:40:14 AM
Right now more the kittens I see...The more the chance they might want RJ's soul
Well, obviously.
Everyone is planning to steal RJ's soul. Aren't they?
No?
Well... neither am I... ehehe...
*whistles*
Oh look! A distraction! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/fart-on-fire.html
This is exactly why I keep my soul locked up inside a vault in my hat...
No one has posed the 'rejected' videos?
"My spoon is too big..."
"...I am a banana!"
Quote from: RJ on November 06, 2006, 09:30:28 PM
This is exactly why I keep my soul locked up inside a vault in my hat...
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1458663)
Teehee (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php)
Safe for work, but still. *points and screams* (http://www.yiffy.com/)
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on November 07, 2006, 01:06:07 AM
Safe for work, but still. *points and screams* (http://www.yiffy.com/)
ROTFLROTD
I can't help but wonder if they might, in the future, try to bring legal action against certain parts of the furry fandom for 'stealing' thier name...
THESE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1dnXU7VTLU) ARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgtwWBBRLkA) MY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-FxvncU-rs)
PEEPS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PUnDf513GU&eurl=)
Not the best video quaity. But yeah, some of the people I heart.
The first (http://www.internetfirstpage.com/) and last (http://www.internetlastpage.com/) page of the internet...
Ever since the World Cup, I've seen a lot of Zidane parody stuffs... for example:
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/6/9/8691b2eb002f26a2c99a034d741ce5c8.gif)
I've seen countless numbers of those...
He would've been so much better with a battle-cry.
Quote from: HeroZero on November 13, 2006, 08:20:21 PM
I've seen countless numbers of those...
He would've been so much better with a battle-cry.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! </completelyrandom>
>.> THE BURGER KIND CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html
or engrish.com
Allrighty then. We top that with this ---> http://www.bt123.com/king/showdj.asp?dj_id=7
Now, tell me who isn't disturbed by that.
Me.
After all, "Can't contact server at www.bt123.com" doesn't disturb me. Well, more than I am already...
More Zidane I find funny:
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/b/1/7b183c9db192820bde9bdb05b12dce0f.gif)
Allright, I found a working link for the flash by jino-kang - on Fchan, of all places.
After thoroughly sifting through the flash section I also found some other nice stuff that I'd like to share. And don't worry - it's all clean and worksafe.
http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/src/flash_1161618733101_%5bSFW%5doiseau.swf
http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/src/flash_1163378616800_%5bSFW%5dThe5thAvocado.swf <--- :erk
http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/src/flash_1160491605197_%5bSFW%5dfoxmirrior.swf <--- This one was unbeleivably well made
Finally, this one http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/src/flash_1163021662494_%5bNSFW%5dsinging_little_fox.swf wasn't that well animated, but it had such an awesome song to it...
wasnt until i saw YATTA that i am offically scared of it now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXIHESchfnY
Myspace is bad M'kay
Not safe for work BEAN CUP! (http://media.putfile.com/Dr-Tran-in-Roybertitos)
That last one made me blow chunks... :erk
No hablo espanol.
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure at least one of those images was x-rated.
Pretty sure.
It wasn't around long, but I'm still pretty sure.
I asked a mod if classico would pass and it got the a ok, and that was much... much more graphic.
But still, I should have slapped a not safe for work warning on it.
My bad :banghead
I'll rectify that now.
doesn't seem to have been posted yet. funny chatbots like igod. I love messing with them. sometimes, I'll repeat a single word over and over. sometimes, I'll just put in random stuff. recently, I started talking like fred fredburger.
santa? ah yes, it be Christmas in a bunch of days... >.> http://www.danerd.com/media/1272_