So yeah, I'm not to good at introducing myself, but I'm DigitalMan's best friend IRL and I tedn to shy away from most social interaction short of MMO's and boards I've lurked on or been on for a while... So to say I'm aloof is an understatement...
*fades back into the shadows with his alter ego whom he has been advised to keep quiet*
w00t, I win. :cool
First thing's first: Don't listen to anyone. They tell you to leave your sanity at the door or something along those lines. They're just trying to leave you vulnerable. Vulnerable to what? You be the judge.
They'll give you lots of candy and stuff. Don't eat it. It's full of tracking beacons and whatnot.
You're only hope is to use logic wherever you can. Good luck.
Welcome, Familyghost. I'm a recent addition myself, and I've found these folks to be very friendly and fun.
Besides, sanity is highly overrated.
Glad to have you here *holds out red paw*
*slides in from stage left*
Took you long enough! Now I get to frighten you with this:
:ddrabel
And don't forget to read the rules! As long as you follow the rules, you could be a complete idiot asshole and people would still like you. Or maybe I'm just a special case...
Oh, and don't piss off Darkmoon. <bad chinese accent>He rip you new asshole!</bad chineese accent>
And folks, he left his sanity at some door he walked through a long, long time ago... So did I, for that matter.
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 11:43:23 PM
And folks, he left his sanity at some door he walked through a long, long time ago... So did I, for that matter.
Sanity or stool sample?
Hai! Welcome to the boards! May I have your pancakes?
Y HALO THAR
Sometimes I listen to the voices in my head and they tell me to do things.
..
*gnaws on*
mmmmm....tastes like hot dogs ^^
'Ello!
Yeah, I hear voices, too. They're always telling me to 'do my homework' or 'go rake leaves.' It's pretty annoying. I never listen to them, though. (Whoever recognizes this reference earns a lifetime supply of non-exploding muffins (a rare commodity around these parts.)
*whistles and nods head to music*
*ponders* After further evaluation, Wraith might fit right in.
K2: What about me?
DM: You wait until he tests the theory...
Puts me in mind of an old Bloom County cartoon where they were discussing messages recorded backwards on records. They played a Pat Robertson tune backwards, and it said "Goooo too school! Dooo yourrr homeworrrk!"
*ahem* The muffins explode? I thought that was just indigestion...
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on October 15, 2006, 12:12:50 AM
*ahem* The muffins explode? I thought that was just indigestion...
That's some $%@& indigestion. >:3
Who ever ate one will poo blood tonight >:3
Lovely imagery.
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
*ponders* After further evaluation, Wraith might fit right in.
K2: What about me?
DM: You wait until he tests the theory...
O_O
Oh dear god... He might just do that...
*sadistic laughter is heard as a green robed ghost sprouts from Familyghost's ear and full pulls it's self out of his head*
Wraith: Testing, testing One, two, three. Sardonic condescending Alter Ego checking to see if anyone has a boomstick and a ghost trap.Someone put him back in my head... please before he gets me into trouble...
*whimpers*
Wraith: Aww, comeone people love me!People with mental stability issues.
Wraith: People on DA, GAJ 2 and Fanfiction.net LOVE me! Like I said...
Wraith: YOU CREATED ME!Which only proves how unstable I AM.
*tries to shove Wraith back in his head while Wraith tries to steal an exploding muffin*
Wraith: These will make excellent tools of death!
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ucRPeYtITvMwJM:http://www.ghostbusters.org.uk/movietrap.jpg)
:mwaha
I lose... :sweatdrop
Quote from: Hilary on October 15, 2006, 12:57:34 AM
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:mwaha
Wraith: AHHHHH!!!
*cuts the power cord with his daggers*
BAD! No trppy this ghost! Bad!So close...
Welcome. have this bookmark from a possessed book.
Here have a cookie *hands the ghost boy one*
This is quite probably the epitome of mental instability, as you have seen.
And they're right, you probably shouldn't eat the exploding muffins...
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 01:02:48 AM
This is quite probably the epitome of mental instability, as you have seen.
And they're right, you probably shouldn't eat the exploding muffins...
This is Wraith we're talking about... when I go to bed he'll pobably go to some far off world travel location and slip it under some poor schmuck's bed and blow it up on purpose... or he'll put it under my pillow and scare me to death...
Quote from: familyghost on October 15, 2006, 01:00:16 AM
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:mwaha
Wraith: AHHHHH!!!
*cuts the power cord with his daggers*
BAD! No trppy this ghost! Bad!
So close...
Damn.
*pulls out the plasma blaster*
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Quote from: Hilary Posted on: October 14, 2006, 11:19:14 PM
That's some $%@& indigestion.
I've eaten worse. And it didn't fight back, so I'm ahead of the game.
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Quote from: Hilary Posted on: October 14, 2006, 11:19:14 PM
That's some $%@& indigestion.
I've eaten worse. And it didn't fight back, so I'm ahead of the game.
Well, there was that lobster in Reno... but I won't get into that.
K2: Odd... do they try to capture all alter-egos?
DM: I doubt it, probably just the ghosty ones...
K2: Should we help him?
DM: ... Naaah. *grabs a bowl of kettle corn*
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:mwaha
Wraith: AHHHHH!!!
*cuts the power cord with his daggers*
BAD! No trppy this ghost! Bad!
So close...
Damn.
*pulls out the plasma blaster*
Wraith: Well now gee, how can I possibly fix this... I know...I don't like where this is going...
Wraith: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!Oh well that wasn't expected....
(http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/interviews/michaelkeaton/keaton-beetlejuice.jpg)
Oooo! Can Wraith conjure up Winona Ryder the same way? *grins*
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on October 15, 2006, 01:25:27 AM
Oooo! Can Wraith conjure up Winona Ryder the same way? *grins*
Sadly no, but he can conjure up a scary cosplayer guy who dresses like Rikku from FFX...
Wraith: And Police Chief Wiggum.
*sets a donut in the middle of the room*(http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/police-chief.jpg)
Oh, thats a new one. And now I must sadly retire for much needed sleep...
Goodnight, Familyghost. Sleep well.
And Wraith? We shall discuss enhancing your conjuring abilities. *grins evilly*
and we shall discuss my knowledge of preforming Sexy Jutsu >>
Quote from: Xze-Xze on October 15, 2006, 01:55:18 AM
and we shall discuss my knowledge of preforming Sexy Jutsu >>
I get this odd feeling that I'd be nervous if I knew what that was.
Quote from: Xze-Xze on October 15, 2006, 01:55:18 AM
and we shall discuss my knowledge of preforming Sexy Jutsu >>
Do you need the Sexy Jutsu if you're already female?
No. But then, you don't need it if you're male, either. Xze-Xze just uses it on everyone anyway :-)
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 15, 2006, 04:11:38 AM
No. But then, you don't need it if you're male, either. Xze-Xze just uses it on everyone anyway :-)
/me makes some comment about how maybe being on the recieving end of Sexy Jutsu may be a good thing
/me then stops mid-sentance, figures it's probably best to NOT be drawing attention right now, and hides.
*appears in a flash of blue light*
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and we shall discuss my knowledge of preforming Sexy Jutsu >>
I get this odd feeling that I'd be nervous if I knew what that was.
That's a common reaction to Xze-Xze... you get used to it after a while. ;)
Ahem...*turns to the new person*
Hi! Welcome to this place of strangeness.
If you have any remaining sanity, prepare to shed it now.
Alter egos are permitted, but not encouraged. Do keep them out of the discussion forums, as they tend to upset the mods.
I can well relate to your problems with socialising, as I have them myself. Plus I have an anxiety disorder, which makes it worse if anything.
Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*
Enjoy
the insanity your stay here.
*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Oh, and watch out for Lionheart.
*pops back in *
Beware of talking boxes - never take any of their comments seriously. And don't let him sell you anything, either.
For the record, I'm one of the nice ones here. Or at least one of the relatively harmless ones.
*vanishes again*
See? Told you so. :-)
Quote from: LionHeart on October 15, 2006, 05:06:35 AM
For the record, I'm one of the nice ones here. Or at least one of the relatively harmless ones.
:paranoid
That means he's WIERD!
Or at least one of the minority. :P
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For the record, I'm one of the nice ones here. Or at least one of the relatively harmless ones.
:paranoid
That means he's WIERD!
Or at least one of the minority. :P
"The stupid aren't in majority, they are just very loud." :P
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For the record, I'm one of the nice ones here. Or at least one of the relatively harmless ones.
That means he's WIERD!
Well, jeez! At least he can spell. :P
If you hate introducing yourself, then why do you do so? It's not compulsory. People can get to know you with time.
Anyway, welcome to the forums!
Yeah, I never really 'introduced' myself, I just kinda slipped in through the crack in the door.
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For the record, I'm one of the nice ones here. Or at least one of the relatively harmless ones.
That means he's WIERD!
Well, jeez! At least he can spell. :P
Very true.
We must get that plastered over...
Quote from: Gabi on October 15, 2006, 10:42:42 AM
If you hate introducing yourself, then why do you do so? It's not compulsory. People can get to know you with time.
Anyway, welcome to the forums!
I always feel obligated to introduce myself... I don't know why, it's like my lemming genes that kick in and make me do those horrible Journal Surveys on devianart...
*slinks out from under bed, in a desperate bid to bypass the closet jokes* Welcome, Familyghost. I'm Boogeyman, the resident creep and an artist when I don't procrastinate myself do death. Must say I approve of the name. Welcome to the forums, play nice or be eaten, don't eat the muffins, and don't trust anyone who just sits and smiles at you for any length of time. Trust me on this, I know what I'm talking about.
*sits and grins at Familyghost for a while*
Quote from: Anara on October 15, 2006, 06:02:31 PM
*sits and grins at Familyghost for a while*
Oh god....
*head explodes and Perfection appears*
Perfection: Hi! I'm his insanity!
*points to Familyghost's twitching body*
*sits and stares back while eating popcorn*Paiiiiin....
*enters into a staring match with Perfection*
You're going to share some of that popcorn with me right?
Quote from: Anara on October 15, 2006, 09:05:38 PM
*enters into a staring match with Perfection*
You're going to share some of that popcorn with me right?
*tosses Anara some popcorn*
Good luck, Mr. Oblivious there once won a staring match with a goldfish and they can't blink...
It's frightening how well he fits in with this crowd.
K2: Most aspects of this place are frightening...
Quote from: familyghost on October 15, 2006, 11:46:10 PM
Quote from: Anara on October 15, 2006, 09:05:38 PM
*enters into a staring match with Perfection*
You're going to share some of that popcorn with me right?
*tosses Anara some popcorn*
Good luck, Mr. Oblivious there once won a staring match with a goldfish and they can't blink...
*munches on popcorn*
Must...not...blink...
Must...maintain..little...remaining...dignity... :boggle
*head spontaniously combusts*
Damn you... damn you all!
*shakes fist at opponent*
I'll get you one of these days
D: This Thread is filled with Crazy! D:
and Hi Family ghost, you'll fit right in the section which has no name.
D: You all lack sanity! D:
I fear I may be the only one with sanity left, anymore.
You?!! Buahahahahahahah...haha..ha..haha..ha... *wipes tears from her eyes*
Sorry *tries to keep a straight face*
yes Haz. You are the... sanest... of us all.
Quote from: Anara on October 16, 2006, 03:16:41 AM
You?!! Buahahahahahahah...haha..ha..haha..ha... *wipes tears from her eyes*
Sorry *tries to keep a straight face*
yes Haz. You are the... sanest... of us all.
After that reaction all my doubt disappeared.
Only -afterwards- ?