05-01 - Fardon often does this after killing someone
Let's hope Fiskul doesn't burst into flame here. That would be awkward.
05-02 - Brave Sir Fardon ran away, he bravely ran away, away
🎶When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled🎶
(I've done this joke before, but I hadn't joined CMF at the time yet)
05-03 - Fiskul doesn't get out much
The Devil walks into a church to talk to "Dad". Does not hide who 'he' is.
...
Yeah, this priest is going to be dipping into the sacramental wine after this. :mowdizzy
Quote from: Starcat5 on October 22, 2026, 09:42:57 AM05-03 - Fiskul doesn't get out much
The Devil walks into a church to talk to "Dad". Does not hide who 'he' is.
...
Yeah, this priest is going to be dipping into the sacramental wine after this. :mowdizzy
And chasing it with the cooking sherry. :mowdizzy
05-04 - Now you've made the Evil One angry
"Witch, you commit sacrilege by your very presence here, and I command you in the name of the Good Book to leave this holy place forthwith!"
"Shut up!"
"Sorry. Sorry, witch."
Quote from: ProfesseurRenard on October 27, 2026, 09:43:28 PM"Witch, you commit sacrilege by your very presence here, and I command you in the name of the Good Book to leave this holy place forthwith!"
"Shut up!"
"Sorry. Sorry, witch."
I knew I had seen something similar, but I couldn't put my finger on where. It's possible this was it.
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 28, 2026, 09:05:43 AMQuote from: ProfesseurRenard on October 27, 2026, 09:43:28 PM"Witch, you commit sacrilege by your very presence here, and I command you in the name of the Good Book to leave this holy place forthwith!"
"Shut up!"
"Sorry. Sorry, witch."
I knew I had seen something similar, but I couldn't put my finger on where. It's possible this was it.
Possibly. Last sketch of the second Monty Python German special. I got a good chuckle when the witch turned everyone in the cathedral into chickens- unintentionally including herself.
05-05 - It's less commanding the forces of darkness and more corralling them
Fisk is evidently quite the stubborn fellow, but then find me an immortal who's never been bloody-minded about something.
05-06 - Gimme gimme gimme
🎶A man after midn-🎶urk!
Sorry, couldn't resist.