Grave robbing, eh? Let me guess, young woman, initials 'L.K.'?
I wonder what penalty the Guild would mandate under ordinary circumstances, which these do not even begin to resemble.
Would it help if they said Loki was buried alive as a prank by the Trickster God? It's a half-truth, admittedly...
That's the best part of polytheism, you get so many more individuals to blame things on.