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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Jim Halisstrad on September 27, 2006, 01:30:08 AM

Title: New person get!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on September 27, 2006, 01:30:08 AM
Heyo, The names Jim.  I think I posted... like once over at the old forms before I lost internets.  But anyway... I'm here for the candy... or like... stuff I dunno.
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on September 27, 2006, 01:32:56 AM
Well, the forum seems unusually inactive tonight.  I get to greet two newcomers!

So you're coming from the old forums?  Did you lurk before you registered or what?  As for the candy and what not, you're sure to get plenty of that once all the other forumites come in and greet you.

Enjoy your stay! :)
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Anara on September 27, 2006, 01:43:48 AM
Hallloooooo!!!
We can be newbies together!

Do I get candy too?
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: RJ on September 27, 2006, 01:49:12 AM
Newbies don't get candy! They get a muffin basket from yours truly!! :D

*Mwahahaha*
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on September 27, 2006, 01:51:19 AM
Bahcrap!  I knew I forgot to do something! :mad

Don't eat the muffins! :O  Don't ask me why, I havn't a clue, but apparently bad things happen when you do eat them.
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: King Of Hearts on September 27, 2006, 02:17:56 AM
You will be assimilated into the colective, resistance is futile...

There shall be no candy... only muffins... BORG MUFFINS!
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 27, 2006, 03:07:17 AM
Well, at least that's better than the usual muffins. There's a chance of redemption from the Borg.

:-)
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: LionHeart on September 27, 2006, 03:46:18 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hello! Welcome to this dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your sanity (if any) at the door, and do hang on to your claim ticket.

Beware of ferrets, mows, and squirrels bearing baked goods, or this (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24346405/?qo=24&q=by%3Ajamesstarrunner&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps) sort of thing could happen to you.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy.

*waves, and fades away, leaving a grin that slowly fades out too...*
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on September 27, 2006, 12:04:44 PM
Mmmmmm.... explosive Borg muffins. 

Do they change flavor if you find them tasty?
Do they release a barrage of wire and circuitry into your mouth, starting the long and painful process of assimilation?
Do they have an overstuffed center of jelly?

These things I must know!
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Suwako on September 27, 2006, 12:05:33 PM
Welcome, enjoy your stay don't make the bad people scare you away.

By the way, are you okay?
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on September 27, 2006, 12:15:43 PM
I'll try to not make the bad people scare me away.   But I'm not internet savvy enough to incur a whole lot of wrath anyway.  *dances*

As far as being ok... yes, yes I am.
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 27, 2006, 12:15:50 PM
Yes, I'm fine. Thanks for asking, though. :-)
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: mini-lion on September 27, 2006, 12:19:32 PM
welcome please enjoy your stay, please keep your hands a safe distance away from other members some do bite
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: komissarmakarov on September 27, 2006, 12:32:31 PM
A-ha, more new person! I give many Socialist Smooches! >:3
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on September 27, 2006, 01:02:34 PM
I am suddenly reminded of the Peoples Mario flash on newgrounds....

WARNING LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  CONTAINS NEWGROUNDS AND VIOLENCE
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307402
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on September 27, 2006, 02:18:21 PM
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on September 27, 2006, 12:05:33 PM
Welcome, enjoy your stay don't make the bad people scare you away.

By the way, are you okay?
I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay.  What d'you say?  I just may!
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Suwako on September 27, 2006, 02:24:36 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on September 27, 2006, 02:18:21 PM
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on September 27, 2006, 12:05:33 PM
Welcome, enjoy your stay don\'t make the bad people scare you away.

By the way, are you okay?
I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay.  What\'d you say?  I just may!

I didn't say, I wanted the write that way.
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 27, 2006, 02:33:45 PM
Beware the Fae! The Ides of May! And items made, au fait, and other things, today!
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Gareeku on September 27, 2006, 03:40:11 PM
Hey there, welcome to the forums! :)
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: bill on September 28, 2006, 04:00:06 PM
Oh noes, I forgot this one! Uh, I really have nothing to say. Hello.
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Leafar on September 28, 2006, 04:24:23 PM
did i say welcome to him? :P
nope? mmmmmm.....
HA lionheart is so good at this! :p
*is poked* oh, yeah, welcome! ;)
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Mew Mew Renee on October 10, 2006, 05:00:46 AM
You are not new anymore. :P :januscat
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Aridas on October 10, 2006, 07:52:49 AM
Was that really necessary? the last post in the thread was about 12 days ago...
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Mew Mew Renee on October 28, 2006, 01:49:27 PM
Wha? :januscat
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Darkmoon on October 28, 2006, 01:58:13 PM
Mew Mew, I know we discussed this before. If you're going to revive a topic that's over two weeks old, do it in such a way that isn't spamming. Posting a single word and an emoticon is not a post. It's spam.

Don't do it again.
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on October 30, 2006, 08:25:28 PM
You damn crazy kids!  Get off of my introduction topic!  *Shakes fist*
Title: Re: New person get!
Post by: TheGreyRonin on October 31, 2006, 12:03:33 AM
Welcome, O Him Who Is Jim! Nice to meet you! Come on in, grab a chair, relax...