That word's phonology always rebels from me when I try to type it, which is appropriate.
...why is the definitely-not-a-vampire hitting this line during the day? Sure, if they hit it at dusk, there's a good chance they'd be there at dawn (Napoleon invaded in June), but at least they'd minimize their time in the sun.
Anyway, I guess Col's blood smells funny? (I'm just wondering whether the tail is even real...)