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Village Square => The Lost Lake Inn => Topic started by: JasonAW3 on December 09, 2014, 06:38:51 PM

Title: Defenstration!
Post by: JasonAW3 on December 09, 2014, 06:38:51 PM
How to Defenestrate

#1) Find jerk who needs punishing.
#2) Find window.
#3) Throw jerk through window.

Note; opening window is optional, and defenestration typically works better if done from the highest window in the building.  Invention of technique is often attributed to the late King Gustav Adolfous of Sweden.

Remember; Defenstrate Responsibly!  Only YOU can prevent accidental two party bodily impacts from a high window!

Jason