okay, fun little game time, Since Amber's sick so much, we'll make up either the things she could be doing, or is secretly doing whilst supposedly being sick. If you can draw, do so, if not, no big deal.. for example.
Amber's not really sick, she's...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Turnsky/Sketches/jewelthief.jpg)
an international Jewel Thief...
She's secretly a Canadian syrup-and-snow smuggler! Her clients need their goods, and she must use sickness as a cover as they call upon her at the most inopportune moments... o.o
Amber's not sick, she's secretly sniffing ground coffee beans.
I giggled fitted when I saw the pic Turn,I am sure she might do the same when she sees it...that or kill us all...
...She's building a robot double of herself, to take over drawing strips when she's feeling too lazy/tired to do it herself. And to answer questions on the forum.
...She's a professional drug smuggler!
She's training a secret army of mows, to help her take over the world. Or at least Canada.
She's re-negotiating her contract with the Devil over the success of DMFA :<
Amber's not sick, She's the head of the web comic's mafia and there's chef enforcer.
...she's a peace negotiator in the middle east.
Amber's not sick, she's performing medical tests on her viewers.
Amber's not sick she's really a viking.
Amber's not sick she's raiding the mall in north England for an anniversary gift.
Amber's not sick, she's mobilizing her Mow army to conquer Canada and replace it with a fluffball military junta.
And Fluffy's the figurehead leader.
Amber's not sick, she's an assassin. :mowninja
Amber's not really sick, she's iron man!
Amber's not really sick...she's just gone to wreak havoc on everything having to do with NASCAR. :B
Amber's not really sick, she's pulling off an elaborate heist of a Las Vegas casino with Danny Ocean, and 9 other super criminals
Amber is not sick, she's trying to insert herself into her own universe physically.
Amber's not really sick, she's leading a double life of a mercenary mecha pilot!
Amber's not really sick, she is participating in an experimental species swap procedure in its final testing stages with the Canadian health and medical Bord.
this asks for it ....
Amber is not really sick, she is only slightly sick
Amber is not really sick, she's actually Mason.
... no, wait, that's _really_ sick.
Amber is not sick, she is ill-minded.
Amber is not sick, she just keeps waking up.
Amber's not really sick she's just busy tap dancing on her rival's spine. or was that grave i can never tell the two apart
Amber's not sick she's busy building a particle beam cannon.
Ambers not really sick, she actually off in search of eternal youth... using the souls of all those lives she's ruined.
She's not sick, she spending the weekend with Mason. (I know it's not funny but, *sticks tongue out*)
Ambers not sick, she's made out of dangerously unstable material which needs stabilizing whilst constantly changing in behavior.
Amber's not really sick, She's off thwarting the SPACE COMMUNISTS!
Amber is not sick, she is making sure this topic stays on-topic.
amber's not really sick she's walking on sunshine!
Amber's not really sick, she's actually secretly working for the DoD on a clandestine project to make super-soldiers out of normal, average furries.
Amber's not really sick shes secretly a chono-commando...Yet is always late for things.
Amber's not really sick, she's in training to become a superhero.
Amber's not really sick, she's surfing her way around the world. i here that she's currently surfing USA
Amber's not sick she's going around the word beating copyright violators one at a time!
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f130/SonicBlade128/Caruso3.png)
Amber's not really sick, she's actually quite tame if you compare her to the rest of the internet.
Amber's not really sick, She's actually A Space Station!
Amber's not really sick, she's being taken on a forced tour of the digital world.
Amber's not sick she's a figment of her own imagination!
Amber's not really sick, she's assembling a team of heroes to save the world!
Amber is not sick, she's really a webcomic artist!
Amber' not sick, she's really much, much worse then that. Fear her... >:3
Amber's not really sick, she's a pirate on the river Saskatchewan! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FbV4zT_ZTY)
Amber's not sick, she's sick of this thread!
Amber's not sick, she's tending my green house on the moon.