Darkdragon is banned by GN science!
Jay is banned by the GS Ride technology. Beat the power of the G-Stone! >:D
Ren is banned by the greatest and most incredible cosplay (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/bigoqm4.jpg?t=1220440848) I've ever seen in my life. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1184202471991.jpg?t=1220440852)
Jay is not banned because he's right. Also: Big O! It's showtime!!
Ren is banned because I have posted three Giant Robot haiku (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.msg223340.html#msg223340) in my thread in The Tower of Art. Enjoy them. Meanwhile, I'm going to try to go back to bed.
Also... "Big O! Final Stage!"*
*how could he miss?
Jairus is banned due to reminding me of some of my Comp. Theory Classes. Big O- notation ftl.
Mowser is banned because it's not the Big O I was referring to, but I'm glad to have helped.
Jay is manned by Gouph MK00 (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/GouphMK666.jpg). Its weapon? Guns and then some more.
Ren is banned because I can't figure out what grade model that is.
VSMIT is banned because the model looks like either a modded 1/100 or a modded Master Grade.
Jay and VSMIT are banned because it does not matter what grade this model is. It's still gonna cut you! >:[ (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/GOUPHSTAB.gif)
Ren is banned because I only have one Perfect Grade and wish I had the money for more.
VSMIT is banned because Perfect Grades are indeed awesome, and I wish that I had the space (and patience) to actually assemble Gundam models... hm (looks at his dining table which he never uses except to story junk).
I'm also waiting for a Master Grade Gundam Exia. Gods that thing is sexy awesome.
Jay is banned because you can store junk here (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/RageWarehouse.jpg).
Ren is banned because that's a neat find. Here's a Disco Ball to express my gratitude. (http://www.geocities.com/those_who_are_silly/Pictures_Other/RB-79D_Disco_Ball_01.gif)
Jay is banned for bringing up the Disco. Death before Disco! CHAAAAAARGE!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/CHAAAAAARGE.png)
Ren is banned by my new haiku (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.msg223386.html#msg223386).
TAKE THIS, YOU GUNDAM LOVER!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ACKGUYPUNCH.gif) (that was my ban, BTW)
Ren is banned for using an image that contains Segways. They were in Weird Al's 'White And Nerdy' video for a reason.
Mowser is banned because there is only one man who can ride a Segway and still look cool, and that man is Adam Savage.
Jairus is banned because he's wrong. Jamie Hyneman is the only one who could ride a Segway and look cool.
VSMIT is banned because I don't know if Jamie ever rides one.
Jay is banned because Alex Armstrong (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Armstrong.jpg) could ride it and look cool too. Up to the point the Segway he is riding breaks under his weight. After that he'll just continue looking cool without riding that thing, obviously.
Ren is banned because Alex should put on a shirt: he's frightening the children.
Jairus is banned because Maj. Armstrong is a pansy compared to his older sister.
VSMIT is not banned, for he speaks the truth.
Jay is banned because the Escaflowne has been invoked (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Escaflownewilleatyoursoul.gif) and it is somehow his fault. (We're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die....)
If I wasn't buying you a scorpion, this never would have happened.
No fears, Ren: I shall ban Escaflowne with a Zengar Cleave! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ZENGARCLEAVE.gif?t=1220454290)
Oh, noes! Eskaflownes core has detatched and is firing its lazor (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/MAXIMUMHEAT.gif)!! Now our ban is imminent!
Oh, nicely played (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Nicelyplayed.jpg?t=1220454214), Ren, now I have to ban you.
Jay is banned because we still need to deal with Evil Escaflowne. Bring the Yuphinator! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Yuphinator.gif) (And make her stop killing everyone for a couple of minutes.)
Ren is banned because I offer Zero, being awesome as usual (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AwesomeZero.gif?t=1220454986).
Jay is banned by Pizza Punch (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/PIZZAPUNCH.gif) because I have a feeling that he is dredging my Photobucket. Well, at least he negated Yuphie..
Ren is banned because I have no idea where he gets that idea from. Meanwhile, there's still Evilflowne to deal with...
Ren, I am loathe to suggest it, but we may have to upgrade our signature move (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ChibiEruptingBurningSekihaHellan-1.png?t=1220455172) to giant robot scale. Which (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/CoolStuff58.jpg?t=1220455139) one (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/CoolStuff98.png?t=1220455140) do you want?
Jay is banned because I call Master Gundam. Also, Norris Packard (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/NorrisWalk.gif) has volunteered to help (he got slightly bored in the GARhalla, apparently).
Ren is not banned, for we have finally found the one Norris more awesome that Chuck Norris...
And this means I get the circle Gundam! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/GodGundam1.jpg?t=1220455823)
Jay is banned because we both also get the Arm Circle (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ArmRushsortof.gif) (they have sent the reinforcements).
Ren is banned by one of Lelouch's crowning moments of awesome (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1219566176810197e.jpg?t=1220458237).
Jairus is banned for so quickly falling back into the image bans. Weakness shall not be tolerated! Banstaff! Extend and mark the banned one! *extends his staff into your forehead and leaves a what looks to be an imprint of the word 'Ban'*
Okaaaay...
Mowser is banned for being weird. Meanwhile, I'm going to arm myself with the Goldion Banhammer to protect myself.
Jairus is banned because my BanSword has just been upgraded! It is now a pair of large black boots.
VSMIT is banned because his ban-boots get stuck in the mud, and he needs help to get out.
Jairus is banned because his Banhammer is now too large and too heavy to use.
VSMIT is banned because I have created Goldion Banhammer Version 2, which is significantly lighter and just as powerful.
Jay is banned by MY crowning moment of awesome. ERUPTING BANNING TATSUMAKI ZANKANTO!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiEruptingBurningTatsumakiZankan.png)
Ren is not banned, because that picture is awesome. Finish the one where you're activating it!
EDIT: And post this one in your thread!
Jairus is banned for continually not banning, when we're supposed to be banning. He is also banned because, "Hey Kettle, I'm Tea Pot."
Mr. Tea Pot is banned because it's very nice to meet him.
Jay is banneb by my Ban-Kai (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiRensBankai.png). After all, when you have a Ban-Kai, why not ban somebody? :3
Ren is banned for the horrible pun. And for the awesome image... wait, does that cancel out the ban... or what does it do?
Jay is banned for creating a genuine Ban Paradox.
Ren is banned by the Three Laws of Giant Robotics. Know them. Learn them. Follow them. Keep them in the heart, for words in the heart cannot be taken.
Jay is banned because I have discovered the location of the Eye of Terror (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/TheEyeofTerror.jpg). It is here, on Earth, in the Ukraine near the city Babruisk. ..Those crazy Ukrainians are truly awesome.
Ren is banned for being the one who has seen the eye.
Mowser is banned because I have looked the Eye of Terror in the eye. And then I have punched it so hard that it is now permanently black. And that is a short version of the story of how I saved the Imperium of Mankind from the forces of Chaos. :B
Ren is banned because you never want to see this eye... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Lelouchisgonnaownyou.png?t=1220469526)
Jay is banned because Lelouche can shoot tiny Spinzakus from his eye (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/SPINZAKU.gif).
Ren is banned because that sounds like an awesome omake...
Imagine Lelouch Spinzakuing his dad and mom to death... heeheeheeheehee...
Look out Schneizel! Lelouch and his Eye of Absolute Spin are going to destroy you!
Jay is banned by a bizarre "G Gundam" parody (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/TMGundam.jpg).
Ren is banned, because there's no need for Gundams like that.
Cogi is banned by the GF7-013NJ Yamato Gundam (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/YamatoGundam.png?t=1220471310).
Jairus is banned by the Yamato Cannon.
Shields up, weapons online. >:3
Cog is banned by Dom Rush (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/TripleAssault.gif).
Ren is banned in the name of Zengar and Irui (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/ZengarandIrui.jpg?t=1220471858).
Jay is banned by Lockon and Ali (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/OhGodlol.png). Also: "Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon!.. :cry"
Ren is banned for making me cry... :cry
Then I'll ban you again and make you cry even more (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Neverforget.jpg)!!
Ren is banned because at least the new Dynames successor Cherudim (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Cherudimcolors.jpg?t=1220472608) is sufficiently awesome (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/CherudimLineart.jpg?t=1220472608) to be worthy of Lockon's legacy.
Jairus is banned because the only Gundam shows I've ever seen are G-Gundam and Gundam Wing.
Cogi is banned because I missed Gundam Wing and most of Mobile Suit Gundam. My first real exposure to Gundam (aside from the first RX-78-2 Gundam MSiA) was Mobile Fighter G Gundam. If you want to have some info to catch up, just ask...
Jay is banned by Mentos (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Mentos.jpg). Now with LCL! :D
Ren is banned by the Strike smoking (http://www.dalong.net/review/pg/p09/p/p09_12.jpg).
Jay is banned because I got Error 403. It invokes my wrath!! >:[ (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/MyRageFace1.gif)
Ren is banned because I have tried a second time! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/p09_12.jpg?t=1220476687)
Jay is banned by a Crab smoking (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolCats/YouHeardMe.jpg), then.
Ren is banned because Acguy is love (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Acguylove.jpg?t=1220476878).
Jay is banned because Chang Wufei (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/JUSTICE.jpg) is justice. Or so he thinks. :/
Ren is banned because that's good for him. Bwavo (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg?t=1220477174).
Jay is banned because This cat of mine is burning red! It's loud mrowr tells me to grasp victory! Erupting Burning Cat's Paw!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolCats/Burnincat.jpg)
Ren is banned because his Deadly Sin of the Month Club delivery is here. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-deadly-sin-of-the-mo.jpg?t=1220477827)
Jay is banned because he is not a member of the Club, unlike me or my good friend Chaptor (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Chaptor.jpg).
lalalala!!! I can't hear you! You are banned! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-beaver-cant-hear-you.jpg?t=1220477171)
Jay is banned by a cruiser drop (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/CruiserDropDa.png). WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ren is banned because my Firefox crashed (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-firefox-crash-snow.jpg?t=1220478503).
Jairus! You are banned! Dead or alive, you're coming with me! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/JoshuaOswald-1.png)
Ren is banned by isoceles kitty. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-isoceles-triangle-no.jpg?t=1220478752)
Jay is banned because we're jumping onto White Base! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/WerejumpingontoWhiteBase.png) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! (Here's the link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8zUqP8yu4) which explains what just happened.)
Ren is banned for two reasons, 1) I have homework I have to do, and this is dragging me away from it, and 2) get your butt back to drawing, mister! *cracks whip*
Jay is banned because this image.. it's kinda mesmerizing.. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/PARTYHARD2.gif)
Ren Gaulen is banned because i feel left out of the banning wars. on top of that his bans how every awesome are unoriginal (loved the Odin ban form the FFgames)
e_voyager is banned because we missed him too.
Jairus is banned because I definitely didn't miss him.
VSMIT is banned because that hurts my feelings.
Jairus is banned for assuming that I meant him.
VSMIT is banned for not being clearer in his second-to-last statement.
Jay is banned because it's 5:30 where I am, and I need to go to the University today. I htink I'm becoming an hero. *passes out*
Ren is banned so that he goes to bed. Seriously, dude, get some sleep.
BANNED FOR SPAM, you post like every other post lol
scorpio803 is banned to welcome him to the ban game. Allow me to make a simple note: if more people played, I wouldn't be every other post, now would I?
Besides, part of the definition of "spam" in my book is ill-thought out posts designed to drive your posts up. I think through all of my posts before I post, and no posts made in this forum count towards your post count. So... yeah.
Jairus is banned for banning a new player, as the rules state I should give a reason to ban. However, I agree with your definition of spam, along with the brand name of canned meat.
Darkdragon is banned for spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam lovely spam wonderful spam!
Jairus is banned by the dead Norwegian Blue!
Darkdragon is banned because it's not dead, it's pining for the fjords!
Jairus is banned because it was nailed to the perch.
VSMIT is banned because if it wasn't nailed to the perch it would have nestled up to those bars and VOOMP!
Jairus is banned because it is simply sleeping! Very soundly!
Darkdragon is banned because if it's resting I'll wake it up. HELLO POLLY! POLLY PARROT! I'VE GOT A NICE CUTTLEFISH FOR YOU! POOOLLY! *slams parrot on table* Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Jairus is banned by the joke that killed people.
VSMIT is banned because wehn ist das Nunstück geht und slottermeyer? Ja, bayerhund, das Oder die Flipperwaldt gespurt.
Jairus is banned because I know no German.
Darkdragon is banned because the joke is basically nonsense. It doesn't mean anything, it just sounds right.
As for not knowing German, das ist okay, meinen Herr: vier jahren am Deutsche klasse und Ich bin nicht so gut, ja.
Jairus is banned for not providing a translation for the benefit of the general forum populace, forcing others to resort to Google Translate or Babelfish.
Darkdragon is banned for sniping me.
Jairus is banned because even though he's only taken German for a little bit, he's still ok at it.
And for reminding me that I need to get in four semesters of the stuff.
Darkdragon is banned because I said "That's okay, my sir: I spent four years in German classes and I'm not so good, yes." Basically, anyway.
VSMIT is banned because that sucks. You have to do four years of a foreign language?
Jairus is banned because my major requires four SEMESTERS of German, not four years.
My mistake. VSMIT is banned for taking a major that requires two years of German. What is your major?
Jairus is banned because I are a music education major. And I think it's a requirement for all of the music majors at my school. Either German or Italian.
VSMIT is banned because the four years of German I took in high school fulfilled the foreign language requirements for most of the UCs (DAMN YOU SAN DIEGO!!!!!)
Jairus is banned because we require 5 years in a foreign language to graduate from high school.
Darkdragon is banned because I was about to ask how you got five years of foreign language into four years of high school, and then I remembered that you're Canadian, and thus have magical Canadian time-manipulation power.
Jairus is banned because I was under the impression that UCs only required two years of a foreign language, with a recommendation of three?
VSMIT is banned because from what I recall, the four years in high school are basically accounting for the three years you're required to take in high school (at least where I went) and the two at the UC. It's complicated, and to be honest I really don't care.
Jairus is banned for forgetting us Canadians are forced to learn French from elementary school, and although most people decide to ignore it to pursue a different language, your graduation language requirement actually starts in Grade 6 (at least that's what I've been told the new change is) and you don't have to take one in Grade 12. Thus, five years. I think it's kind of silly myself.
Darkdragon is banned because while I did not know when you started studying French, I do know that certain individuals in Canada are maintaining the status quo of two official languages of English and French, requiring all documents and signage have two languages on them. My sympathies.
Jairus is banned for not knowing the differences between the Canadian system and the US system.
Anyways, you can get around especially in western Canada with only English, and I've heard you can get around with only French in Quebec and New Brunswick (I've never been there). I've also been told the language requirements change from province to province and it gets about as complex as setting the correct time on a VCR machine from there.
Darkdragon is banned because I've heard that you should never speak English in Quebec.
VSMIT is banned for being misinformed. You can in Montréal (which has a large English sector), but outside of that I'd suggest you to stick to French.
Darkdragon is banned because Canada is weird.
Jairus is banned because French Canada is weird.
VSMIT is banned because I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can't because she is in Canada. Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver, she cooks like my mother and I'm going to stop that line right there before Boxy gives me another friendly warning.
Jairus is banned because I should go meet him next time I'm in the area.
VSMIT is banned for the mix-up of gender pronouns.
Where in Vancouver? Does she go to university there? Maybe I could go visit her if its convenient...
Darkdragon is banned because I was quoting a song from Avenue Q.
Jairus is not banned.
Darkdragon is, because I didn't mix up the pronouns.
VSMIT is banned because I'm trying to figure out which gender pronoun Darkdragon could have mixed up.
Jairus is banned for a non sequitur reason.
... Yah, I think I'll go to bed. I don't know what I'm typing at the moment. :<
Darkdragon is banned for not clarifying which gender pronoun you mixed up in regards to something I posted.
Jairus, I ban you by the pounding in my head. I prefered the voices to the drum. Oh how it beats, never ceasing, never quiet.
Pagan is banned because he should take some ibuprofen and go to bed before 3 AM!!!!!!
Jairus is banned because its not a headache. It's the blood beating in my ear. I could stop it, but then I'd have that everlasting sleep. Don't want that just yet.
Jairus is banned twice, for I care not what numbers appear on a clock face. The sun, the moon, the hourclass of time? They have no meaning.
Jairus is banned thrice to find the music. The song, the song, it shall be my peace and my quiet.
Pagan is banned because it sounds like he should get that looked at. Like tomorrow.
Jay is banned because I has awakened.
Ren is banned because I promised Pagan I would "Weird Al" a song for him. Give me ten more minutes and it'll be up. May the gods have mercy on my soul. I may need to borrow your evil-cleaving powers to kill it.
No worries. I shall lend you my sword. And my ban! :B
Ren is banned because it's now up. And I am never doing anything like that ever again. Sorry Pagan: it ain't happening!
Jay is banned by my other Ban-Kai (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/MysticCat.jpg). He knows why.
Ren is banned because i eets souls. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-basement-cat-eats-so.jpg?t=1220519396)
Jay is banned by the new superhero - Awesom-O (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Awesom-O.jpg)!
Ren is banned by Karate Kat (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-karate-cat-splits-th.jpg?t=1220520042): he splits trees in half!
Jay is banned by the LolCat Cavalry (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/LolCatCavalry.jpg).
Ren is banned because Morgan Freeman isn't talking (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-penguins-morgan-free.jpg?t=1220520604).
Jay is banned because I don't care if he is not talking. I can't hear him anyway. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ImSorry.jpg)
Ren is banned. I'm not entirely sure why, and I'm too tired to investigate. But he's definitely banned.
Cogi is banned due to failing at due process.
Mowser is banned and I have suspended habeas corpus - specifically, over a pit of ravenous sea bass. >:3
Cog is banned for stealing the Queen from her bed.
VSMIT is banned for being such a poor guard that Cog could steal the Queen during his watch.
Ren is banned because God Saved the Queen. We mean it man.
Mowser is banned because he didn't specify which God did it.
Ren is banned because the blame there rests on 'The Sex Pistols'.
Mowser is banned because A) I don't think I've ever listened to a Sex Pistols song, and B) that's one of the weirdest names for a band I've ever heard of.
Jay is banned because "Sex Pistols" are a rather old group. I haven't really heard much of their music myself, but I always knew about their existence (they were very popular in Russia during my childhood). And their name stops looking all that weird once you listen to their songs. Also, have some Epic Mecha (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Gurren-Gai-Gann.jpg). It's really Epic.
Jairus is banned because there is a fire in the disco.
Ren is banned because there's a fire at the Gates of Hell.
Ren is banned because we need a new awesome meter (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Powah-Up2.gif?t=1220541961), since you just broke the old one.
Cogi is banned, for I am the warrior who fears not the Gates of Hell...
... for I know where the Backdoor of Hell is an can escape at will.
Cog is banned because I have just extinguished it.
Jay is banned because they have changed the lock since his last visit.
Ren is banned for I have brought along my patented Boomstick (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Boomstick.jpg?t=1220542213)-series door-opener.
Jairus is banned, because that boomstick is clearly not big enough.
Paraphrase: That's not a knoife. This is a knoife! *produces claymore*
Cogi is banned: is this boomstick sufficient (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/more_dakka.jpg?t=1220542446)?
Jay is banned because his Dakka-Matik can be easily defeated by the power of the True Compassion (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/TrueCompassion.jpg).
Ren is banned by the two new haiku in my thread that I think he might like.
Jay is banned because his new haikus call for the "Winds of the King" recital (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ANSWERMEDOMON.gif).
Answer me, Gaulen:
School of the Undefeated
Of the East, the Wings
Of the King! Zenshin!
Keiretsu! Tempa Kyouran!
Look! The East burns Red!
This is probably violating every single rule of haiku composition, but I think I like this "5-7-5-5-7-5" arrangement. It doesn't look too bad either.
Oh, and you're banned, Ren
Jairus is banned, because that is not a Haiku by any stretch. It could be something else, though. A short lyric, perhaps.
Cogi is banned for being right. It's not a haiku at all. "Lyric..." I don't know if that quite describes it.
You have violated the rules of haiku composition, Jairus. A bannination team is deployed to your location. You're gonna get banned. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Youregonnagetowned.jpg)
Ren-sama is banned because the Immortal Empress (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheImmortalEmpress.png?t=1220544219) dislikes normal haiku, and feels that my violation of the rules of haiku is worthy of forgiveness.
Jay is banned because the Game Masters (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/IamtheGameMaster.jpg), unlike the Empress, still disapprove.
Ren-sama is banned because I protect myself with the Shining Finger (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/THISHANDOFMINEISBURNINGRED.jpg?t=1220544495).
Jai-chan is banned because that's not Shining Finger, that's Burning Hand. THIS (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Kamina1.png) is Shining Fingar! (sadly, the actual finger cannot be seen, but it clearly is shining)
Ren-sama is banned because now I get what he meant in his thread about the "literal Burning Finger." Didn't you already do that pose of yourself?
Jairus is banned to reflect the wishes of all those present. Mob justice for all!
Mowser is banned because the mob mentality can only lead to tears.
Jairus is banned because those tears are so delicious and moist. Mmm, yummy tears. Yummy, yummy tears.
Mowser is banned because making fun of human tears is.. UNFORGIVABLE (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/UNFORGIVABLE.jpg).
Ren is banned for mistaking delight with mockery. I loves me some tears.
Mowser is banned because that dude Ren posted, has a constipated expression.
Slowtini is banned because I agree.
VSMIT is banned because I think that guy is from Samurai 7, but I'm not sure...
Cog is banned because I've never watched Samurai 7.
VSMIT is banned for never watching Samurai 7, then.
Cog is banned because I thought that guy was from "Alita". Now I have a feeling that I was wrong, and it makes me angry (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AngerIssues.jpg).
Ren is banned, because that guy still doesn't have Anger Issues like Domon Kasshu.
Cogi is banned because the characters from S-cry-ed all had serious anger issues.
Can't argue with Cog. Domon is so angry that he could be the Primarch of the Angry Mahreens. Meanwhile, Mowser is banned in the name of the Chibies on a Cake.
Ren is banned because the cake is a lie!
Cogi is banned because we should let out powers combine! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Itstheendoftheworldasweknowit.jpg?t=1220554588) Spin! Leap! Rocket! By your powers combined, I am Captain Geass!
Jay is banned because the concept of "Captain Geass" is both magnificent and horrifying.
Ren is banned because this is all pretty horrifying.
Mowser is banned because we must save the Haro!
VSMIT is banned because I have found a mercenary who can do that (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ManoftheYear-AlialSarches.jpg)! ..Oh, WAIT!!..
Ren is banned because I have found an army willing to help us rescue Orange-kun... and all they want is for Orange-kun to get his own mecha. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/HaroArmy.jpg?t=1220555730)
Jairus is banned because that's the kind of image that I was looking for when I found the Haro Box image.
And because his sig is broken.
VSMIT is banned for breaking that sig. We know you did it. Just take your ban like man.
VSMIT is banned because I should probably upload the rest of my Haro images.
And Mowser is banned because the broken sig was probably a relic of Boxy's latest visit to my account.
Yeah, Jairus is banned. His three laws have been totally fixed.
VSMIT is banned because I love my three laws. Is that a bizarre form of narcissism?
Jay is banned because his sig lacks Justice. Because Justice is cute. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/JUSTICE1.jpg)
Ren is banned because Jairus really needs to take a good long look at his sig.
Damn! Now I see it too. VSMIT, you're banned for not pointing out the mistake in the 1st rule.
Ren is banned for banning VSMIT for letting Jairus discover and solve his own problems.
Ren is banned because all three laws had been perverted. But now they're fixed. :3
Mowser is banned for sniping me.
Mowser is banned because a good man should always help his fellow man.
VSMIT is banned for sniping me.
Ren is banned because the second and third laws had been changed to say that Super Robots and Real Robots were lame.
VSMIT is banned for giving a man a fish rather than teaching him how to fish.
Mowser is banned because instead of giving a man a match, I'll just set him on fire (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ImmaBurning2.gif), then.
Ren is banned because even though that man is burning.. he's standing on his own. Even though it probably really hurts.
Mowser is banned because I'm amazed that he is standing on his own.
VSMIT is banned because I just got "Zander versus Sentinel" Part 2 up, and I'm tired. Besides, that guy is clearly so burned by now that most of his nerve endings have been burned away: I doubt he can feel anything.
Jay is banned because he can still feel FURY!! D:< (MGS3 reference)
Ren is banned because the "The End" boss fight was the easiest ever. Same with The Sorrow.
Well, End could be simply bored to death. And Sorrow was already dead, anyway. By the way, VSMIT - you are.. already banned. HOKUTO HYAKURETSUKEN!! ATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/OVERKILL100.gif)
Ren is banned because MGS3 was proof that some Russians weren't as nice as others.
VSMIT is banned because MGS3 was a proof that the Big Boss was a Big Bad Muthafawka, yo!
Ren is banned because Big Boss was nothing without The Boss. And her gun was made of awesome. And an infinity symbol.
VSMIT is banned because later Big Boss piloted giant robots.
Ren is banned by one of the most awesome things I've ever seen built of Legos. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1220565485724.jpg?t=1220572756)
I approve of it. And as a sign of my appreciation I ban Jay by dropping Earth (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Daibuster.jpg) on him with the help of the Daibuster.
Ren is banned because I counted with a plot weapon! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Ahplotweapons.jpg?t=1220573098)
Plot weapon, you say?
Sounds like plot armour to me!! >:D YES!Falcoun PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/pain4.jpg)
Show me your moves! Also, be banned.
Ren-sama is banned because he should seize happiness. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/SeizeHappiness.jpg?t=1220573847)
Jay is banned because the King of Hearts terrifies (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Terror.jpg)me.
Ren is banned because I do not want! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Donotwant.jpg?t=1220574374)
Jay is banned because he might find this (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/PanzerKnight.png) more appealing.
Ooh, cool. Is that one of yours?
Oh, and you're banned. Um... make something up.
Jay is banned because yes, that's mine. These too. >:3 (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Panzerinfantry.png)
Ren-sama's banned because those drawings are making me think about spending a little time this weekend trying to draw out what Sentinel and Zander look like.
banned for adequate knoledge of giant robots
Scorpio is banned for adequate knowledge of Star Trek.
VSMIT is banned for adequate knowledge of grammar.
Jairus is banned because I have about the same amount of grammatical knowledge as him.
VSMIT is banned because the forum seems a little quiet tonight. It's not your fault, but I'm blaming you for it anyway.
Jairus is banned because he shouldn't blame me. He should blame Boxy.
VSMIT is banned because if I blame Boxy, he'll come for us both.
Jairus is banned because by making his sig mostly an image, he's just looking for someone to edit it.
VSMIT is banned because I am aware of this. Does he have a suggestion?
Jairus is banned because there's really nothing he can do. But I can think of what I would do to edit it.
VSMIT is banned because Boxy actually did a good job this morning.
Is Jairus banned because he took the image out of his sig?
Or is he banned because Boxy removed it for him?
Find out the answer to this and other exciting mysteries next time on The Ban Game!
VSMIT is banned for suspecting Boxy: this one was me. A temporary measure only, which really bums me out having to remove it temporarily because Ren-sama made it for me.
Jai-chan is banned for keeping calling me "Ren-sama".
Ren is banned because he it could be worse, he could be calling you Ren-kun.
Mowser is banned because it could be Ren-chan.
VSMIT is banned with a full application of Single Whip.
Mowser is banned with the help of Mjollnir.
Ren is banned for thinking he could control a weapon of the Gods.
Mowser is banned because the gods will submit to the will of Man.
Jay is banned because Scarlet Flash's Lowengren (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Panzer%20Kunst/PanzerKnightLowengrenScarletFlashCo.png) goes three times faster than regular ones! :B
Ren-kun is banned because that is one awesome-looking mecha.
Jai-dono is banned because Orange-kun (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Panzer%20Kunst/PanzerKnightLowengrenHaro.png) demandes it.
Ren-sempai is banned because now that the Haros have bodies, they shall conquer the world.
Jay is banned because Haros aren't interested in the world conquest. They are peaceful creatures.
Ren-sempai is banned because that's what they want you to think. Pink-kun from Gundam SEED even swore at one point in the English dub... and if he didn't I'd love to know what he was saying that sounded like "Dammit!" when Pink-kun saw Athrun.
Jairus is banned due to exceeding usual ban length.
Mowser is banned because he'll figure out some way around my ban.
Jay is banned because this ban of mine is burning bright! Its fierce roar tells me to ban you! Erupting Banning Ban! BECOME BANNED!!!!
Ren-sensei, prepare yourself! School of the Unbanned of the East, Ultimate Secret Technique! Sekiha Bankyoken!!!!
Very well. The Flames of Valbazrad are burning red!
Their loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Your fate is sealed!
Take this!!
My faith!
My will!!
And all of my anger!!!
SOLAR INFERNO!!!
BECOME BANNED!!!
Ren-sempai is banned because I've never heard that one. Is that one of yours?
Also...
I am the ban of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have given over a thousand bans.
Unknown to death,
Nor known to life.
I have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet these hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray
Unlimited Ban Works!
Jay is banned because that one was mine. This one too.
The burning heart that vanquishes the fear!
The shining sword that dispels the darkness!
The oath sworn through Courage!
Open, Nine Heavenly Gates!
ZANTATSUKEN!
AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI!
Ren-sempai is banned because I don't think I have any stuff like that in my universe. I should probably write some. Any ideas, Ren-sempai?
Jairus is lemur (http://images.wikia.com/avatar/images/0/02/Momo_004.jpg) banned.
Mowser is banned because I have no idea what this is (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-baby-kangarabbitmous.jpg?t=1220637191) either than the fact that it's soooooo cuute!!
It looks kind of like a kangaroo rat, though...
Jairus is banned by a lolcat.
VSMIT is banned because my kitteh barges in from adjacent lol (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Animals/funny-pictures-cat-barges-from-adja.jpg?t=1220640918)
Jay is banned because I seem to be stranded on some tiny desolate island right now.
And it is somehow his fault.
Ren-sempai is banned because I could pick him up if he could boost his signal slightly... give me ten minutes and I'll send a Zander out to pick him up.
Jairus is banned because it's been more than ten minutes, but he still hasn't picked Ren up.
VSMIT is banned because he didn't boost his signal, so I still don't know where he is.
Jay is banned because I have busted my radio while boosting the signal.. But I don't regret it, because if I had left the island back then I wouldn't have witnessed it (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/GodFight.jpg)!
Ren is banned because someone without adequate knowledge of what it was would think it was two cosplayers fighting over their respective fandoms.
Jay-dono is banned because one of these cosplayers seems to have a shark among his ancestors.
Ren-sempai is banned because I have written one last modified parody song, and I am about to post it in my thread.
Jairus is banned for writing parody songs.
VSMIT is banned because I think that's the last one.
Jairus is banned for there will always be more to come - unless Armageddon, Ragnarök, end of the world has come and long gone.
Darkdragon is banned because what I meant was that was the last one I was going to write.
Heh, tomorrow I'll come up with a parody revolving around Dan and Jyrras' friendship. And then everyone will know that I'm a stinking liar. Or change my mind too much.
Jairus is banned because he shouldn't. Because people will kill him and laugh at him at the same time.
VSMIT is banned because I probably won't have time: I'll be at work until four or five tomorrow, and then in the evening I want to try and sketch out the Zander and Sentinel from that thing I wrote. And I literally mean their friendship, and the admiration that Jyrras holds for Dan (aside from the crush). Besides, I don't think I'm that good at them.
Jairus is banned because I know he's doing a lot better than me.
VSMIT is banned because I'd prefer to write something that is just a little more serious. Oh who am I kidding, I wrote the damned things as a joke anyway.
Jairus is banned because my forum install didn't work... And it's frustrating me.
VSMIT is banned because I don't know what install he's talking about.
Jairus is banned because I'm trying to install a forum on my webspace, but it's not working...
I would ban you for not being able to do that, VSMIT, but since I can't do it I'll just ban you with a haiku.
You broke some rules, you
Naughty person. The only
Thing is to ban you.
Jairus is banned for not explaining how I broke the rules.
The rule you broke was
That you posted before me,
So I must ban you.
Banning is the game
Jairus has banned here too much
Thus he is now gone
Had he stayed quiet
And kept to himself his words
He would now be fine
Sadly he chose to
Speak, not remain silent like
Everyone else here
banned for banning with a poorly written poem.
scorpio803 is banned for not recognising three haiku when he sees them.
llreach is banned because his haiku does not contain a kigo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/kigo).
Darkdragon is banned,
For some western Haiku do
Not contain kigo.
Jairus is banned because technically speaking haiku should be written in a set of 5-7-5 morae (singular mora (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mora_(linguistics))) as opposed to syllables as many people believe.
Darkdragon is banned because most people don't give a damn. Besides, in Japanese a syllable conveys slightly less information, so 17 total syllables could only be a few words or something like that. Frankly, aside from the 5-7-5 rule, I don't really care much for other rules. A haiku apparently should also be written after careful contemplation, but I just do them.
There once was a man
From Nantucket, who thought that
He could write poems.
Jairus is banned because I WANT MAKE HAIKU
My reason can't rhyme
My rhymes don't got no rhythm
Maybe I should stop
Slowtini is banned
For wanting more haiku. You
Could just ask me to.
Thou art banned, Jairus
Get thee from my sight post haste
Thou art annoying.
...I couldn't think of anything for the third line. :<
I could write more if
You asked nicely; meanwhile
You are banned, Teeny.
Ban ban ban, ban ban
BAN! Ban BAn, Ban ban ban BAN!
ban BAN ban, Jairus.
:U
Slowtini is banned
For fourteen unneeded bans.
That's a little much.
The new sun rises
Burning red in the east
Banning Jairus
Cogi has fallen
In a battle of bans. Rain
Like sorrowful tears.
Jairus is teh banned.
I does not like the haiku.
Please cease the madness.
Okay, VSMIT. You're banned as well, but still it's not so bad my friend.
Jairus is banned for not pointing out that condemning Haiku with a Haiku is somewhat contradictory.
Cog is banned because I understood that, and that was kind of the point.
VSMIT is banned because I wrote in an iambic step to ban him last.
Jairus is banned for doing it again.
VSMIT is banned because I want to ban him before someone else comes and does it!
Jairus is banned because at the moment, we're the only ones online that would take part in this game.
VSMIT is banned for making a good point. I'm actually working on something for my thread, and then I'm going to try my hand at drawing some giant robots.
Jairus is banned because I want to see a preliminary sketch.
VSMIT is banned because the scanner at my parent's house is crap, but I'll get something up tomorrow night. In the meantime, he can look at the info I posted on the GOLEMS.
Jairus is banned because now I wish I had a scanner to spare.
VSMIT is banned because you can wait 24 hours for a few rough pencil sketches. *original comment about whoring my thread deleted*
Jairus is banned because I feel like banning him.
VSMIT is banned by my lack of drawing talent. Practice, practice, practice!
Jairus is banned because he's probably better than me.
VSMIT is banned because he's seen the two drawings I've posted: I'm not that good.
Sun on the mountain
High winds amongst snowy cats
Jubblies is teh banned
i found this some how some where
the box in the east
the banning in the far west
together they come
boxy there for must be banned
banned for excessive haikury.
scorpio is banned
For not saying who he was
Banning when he banned.
scorpio803 is banned for lack of poetic appreciation
Jairus is not banned for he shows excellent promise in poetic banning.
banned for being NINJAD!
Once more you are banned,
scorpio8-0-3. Don't
Forget to name names.
Jairus is banned for breaking laws of grammer.
Scorpio is banned
because I see not the bad.
where is this error?
VSMIT is banned because I hate Haikus. Limericks are better. (And besides, the syllable count only applies when you're writing in Japanese)
There once was a man named Corgatha,
who had a hard time thinking of "the."
because of his ban,
he put foot and ran.
But could not get away from the brutha.
Wow. That sucked.
There was a young man named VSMIT
whose limerick sucked just a bit
He tried to revise
but lost his surprise
and banned was he by the next git.
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on September 07, 2008, 05:39:59 PM
(And besides, the syllable count only applies when you're writing in Japanese)
Quote from: Darkdragon on September 06, 2008, 07:40:13 PM
[T]echnically speaking haiku should be written in a set of 5-7-5 morae (singular mora (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mora_(linguistics))) [...]
Enough said.
llreach is banned because I can't possibly fit "llreach n'n'daCorna" into a line of poetry with my skills.
Darkdragon is banned because you don't need to use his full name. Observe...
There once was a lurker called llearch,
Who would wander around with a smirk,
Then Damaris said, "Hey,"
"Moderate for a day!"
And he stayed for the new banning perks.
Jairus is banned because I suck at writing limericks. They come out all wrong...
VSMIT is banned, for
I was ninja'd twice while I
Was writing that one.
Darkdragon is this quick performer
his spelling is poorly but warmer
given half a chance
he'd be banned by a glance
from that guy llearch n'n'daCorna
*cough*
Jubblies is banned for spoiling my limerick.
llearch is banned because that last line is a bit of a mouthful.
Oh there's this code monkey I like,
Who'd hand a troll out on a pike.
He's not a bad guy,
But still I'll just try,
To ban him with my counterstrike.
And VSMIT is banned for getting in the way of mine.
There was a guy on the forum
whose activity always did bore 'em
His quick fingered bans
and incredible plans
were stopped by his Jubblies, before 'im.
Ok, you win.
llreach n'n'daCorna is banned because I have no idea how to pronounce it.
Darkdragon is banned because Boxy's "Lurking in the corner."
Jubblies is banned for not pointing out that Darkdragon keeps misspelling my name.
llearch, not llreach. It's not like it's not written in front of you or anything...
I'm sorry. :B
llearch is banned for having such a difficult name to spell.
Darkdragon is banned because I keep wanting to put a space in between "Dark" and "dragon."
VSMIT is banned because 7 times out of 10 I will first type "VMSIT" before changing it.
Darkdragon is banned because my name is easy to mispronounce. Half the time, people I meet pronounce it "Jyrras."
Jairus is banned because my plan is working perfectly. :mwaha
VSMIT is banned because he is.
... wot?
Boxy is banned because it's as good a reason as any.
Jairus is banned because he needs a better reason than that.
VSMIT is banned because no, he doesn't.
Jairus is banned for referring to himself in the third-person.
Quote from: Jairus on September 07, 2008, 06:27:23 PM
Half the time, people I meet pronounce it "Jyrras."
I happen to know someone whose last name is spelt "Jairus". They are of German decent and is pronounced "Yah-rus"
VSMIT is banned because that seems like the right thing to do.
Darkdragon is banned because the American pronunciation and the German pronunciation of my last name are slightly different.
Jairus is banned because Saier is a strange name anyway.
VSMIT is banned because I know it is. It's Old German for "sower of seeds" or some religious allegory of some sort.
banned for having 1111 posts when i banned you.
Scorpio's banned for not specifying who he banned.
VSMIT is banned because he obviously meant me. Though I agree, he should have specified.
Jairus is banned because he'll soon have leet posts.
VSMIT is banned because he has a long way to go to catch up.
And posting here isn't helping. ;-]
Boxy is banned because I figured it out in the first three days or so... which is why I concentrate my silliness here. It doesn't count.
Jairus is banned because I don't necessarily want a high post count. I only post in the threads that I have an argument for, not doing that spamming thing that Jairus does.
VSMIT is banned because rules call for it.
I agree with that logic.
Darkdragon is banned because I DENY YOUR LOGIC AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.
Slowtini is banned because I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
Darkdragon is banned because that's from the Dungeons and Dragons movie... the only good thing about that movie apparently.
Jairus is banned because I had no idea about that movie.
Slowtini is banned because that's not a bad thing: it's better to pretend that Adam made it up on the spot, to be honest.
} Jairus is banned becuse bad things happen when the Oracle is displeased.
} You owe the Oracle a Sears mediterranean style color console television
} set with 25" screen and real simulated woodgrain finish. (mine is on
} the fritz)
VSMIT is banned yet again.
Darkdragon is banned because I have returned from the exile.. again.
Ren is banned for violating the rules of his exile.
Mowser is banned because screw the rules, I have grey hair!! D:<
Ren is banned because screw the rules, I have money!! >:O
VSMIT is banned because screw the money, I have rules! :U
Ren is banned because I have neither money, nor will I have grey hair. I'll be bald first.
Mowser is banned because this hair of his is burning red! Someone, extinguish it!
VSMIT is banned because i don't gold digging ban attack Z!
Ren is banned for messing up and semi original ban. Fist of rage burning ban of vengeance
I attain the "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" stance and ban E with the "Rusty Bolt Barrage" attack.
Ren is banned because the Internet Oracle commands it.
VSMIT is banned because the God Emperor wishes it!
Jay is banned because I said so! >:] (..And thus I put myself above the God Emperor Himself..)
Ren-sempai is banned for putting himself above the God Emperor. You'd better have something to back that up, or he's going to make you wish he had just killed you.
Jairus is banned because the God Emperor is evil, and Ren's just doing his job. >:3
VSMIT is banned because I have never said that I was going to Cleave and Smite the Emperor.
..It's Horus's job, after all.. >:3
Ren is banned because he can only cleave and smite the Emperor if he's evil. He's not evil: he's just a big cuddly muffins who needs a hug!
Jay is banned because while the Emperor isn't Evil, he is also dead. Very, very dead. Also: hugging the Emperor? HERESY!
Ren is banned because the Emperor just needs to be loved! See? *hugs god emperor. dies*
Jay is banned because too much love did kill him! :U
Ren is banned because I was trying to imply that the God Emperor killed me for hugging him, but your interpretation is funnier.
Jay is banned because he didn't listen to me. The Emperor is dead! He is no longer among us!
..BUT ON THE GOLDEN THRONE AND IN OUT HEARTS HIS SPIRIT CONTINUES TO LIVE ON, LEADING THE MANKIND THROUGH THE DARKNESS AND FIGHTING WITH THE TIDES OF CHAOS! ADEPTUS ASTARTES, THE EMPEROR'S FINEST! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! >:D
You're banned because it sounds like you're worshiping a dead guy. Is the Emperor's first name Joshua or something?
Nah.. I'm not worshipping him any more. I have become Apotheosized myself while I was away. Also, I have become the Undefeated of the North. Also, you are banned for making me listen to the song "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath over and over again by sending me a link to that video (you know what I'm talking about).
Ren is banned because Iron Man is awesome, be it the superhero or the song.
VSMIT is banned because MY LAPTOP JUST ARRIVED AT MY HOUSE :boogie
Slowtini is banned for not using a Mac.
VSMIT is banned for using a Mac. He is banned with a thousand useless copies of photoshop. >:3
Cog is banned because Mac is still superior! ..Oh, wait, NO, IT'S NOT!! >:D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLiyglcRcCA&feature=related) Well, Cog is banned notwithstanding it! :P
Ren is banned because I'm on a school computer and can't view youtube right now!
He isn't banned for seeing the light, though. That deserves an un-ban, in fact.
Cog is banned because I can get a copy of Photoshop for my comp.
VSMIT is banned because Macs are still to expensive when you look at the product/cost ratio. They are simple and have one button, true, but you end up paying far too much money for less hardware, with something that can use less software and is less compatible than other, more powerful machines for a comparable price, simply for the guarantee that the OS is harder to break than Windows. That's how I see it, anyway.
On the other hand, the recent controversy over Vista nearly made me switch to linux, so...
Cog is not banned because to summarize "Macs. We buy them for the OS."
Ren is banned because this is starting to feel like one of those damn retarded "I'm Mac.""I'm PC" commercials that North American television is flooded with. I'd link them but I'm at work and can't visit video sites.
Mowser is banned because my Mac is a Macbook Pro and is more powerful than any of the Windows computers in my house.
VSMIT is banned because I've just got a regular MacBook, but it works fine for me.
Jay is banned with a Nullifier flail.
Ren Gaulen is banned with enthusiasm.
llearch is banned with somber restraint.
Cogi is banned with a Stepford Smile!
Jairus is banned with extreme prejudice.
Mowser is banned with relish.
LionHeart is banned with ketchup.
Jairus is banned with tartar sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartar_Sauce).
LionHeart is banned with tartan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartan).
Jay is banned to Tartarus. Temporarily.
Ren-sempai is banned to hell. You'll cleave your way back out in about five minutes or so.
Jay is banned because I'm already back. ..Abaddon gave me such a punt that I got back up in no time.. :sweatdrop
Ren is banned for getting his butt kicked.
Jay is banned because I only had it kicked literally. So I still qualify as the Undefeated of the North! >:[
Ren is banned because if he doesn't answer that PM I sent him, I'm going to borrow this guy (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Gurren-Gai-Gann.jpg?t=1220908696) from the great Guy Kamina-sama and then literally and metaphorically kick your butt.
Jairus is banned because that it one of the most twisted botstrosities i ever did see.
Spanky is banned because all he needs is a WRYYYYYYYYYYY.
llearch is banned because Jotaro took all of the WRYYYYY out. :< We have only BREEEEEE left.
Ren is banned because with if we caught a few Z's after having some BREEEEEE, then we could shoot the breeze.
Jairus is banned for seeking to master the forbidden power of Cute.
e_voyager is banned by the power of my Cute-Fu!
Jay is banned because his Power of Cute is ineffective against my Cat Eyes.
Ф_Ф
That's me staring straight into your soul, Jay.
Ren is banned because I have no soul.
x_x
See?
TAKE THE LIGHT, UNDEAD FREAK!! *zaps Jay with a Celestial Flare spell* BECOME BANNED!!!
Ren is banned because I just cast "Reflect: Ban" on Jairus. ;O
Slowtini is banned because unfortunately Ren has the Pearl Ring equipped, meaning any spells cast ignore Barriers and Reflect spells.
Jay is banned because
I am the flesh and bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of death.
Nor aware of life.
I have withstood pain to forge thousands of blades.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Blade Works. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/UnlimitedBladeWorks2.png)
Ren is banned because
I am the cheese and ham of my sandwich.
Bread is my body, and mayo my blood.
I have sliced over a thousand heads of lettuce.
Unaware of olives.
Nor aware of onions.
I have withstood heat to forge thousands of sandwiches.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never taste anything.
And so, as I pray...
Unlimited Sandwich Works.
Jay is banned for making me cry.
Ren is banned because that reality marble makes a damn fine sandwich. Want one?
Jay is not banned for being such a nice guy (sure I do! :3).
Ren is banned because the Marble can create almost any sandwich imaginable. What do you want on yours?
I also know one more Reality Marble, if you would like to see it performed...
Jubblies is banned for not letting Ren Cleave the Evil Sandwich.
Boxy is banned because it's not an evil sandwich. And because...
I am the dough and toppings of my pizza.
Cheese is my body, and tomato my blood.
I have slice over a thousand pepperoni.
Unaware of anchovies.
Nor aware of pineapple.
I have withstood heat to forge thousands of pies.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never knead anything.
And so, as I pray...
Unlimited Pizza Works!
Jairus is banned because I WANT PIZZA NOW DAMNIT!
Slowtini is banned for he must tell me the toppings for his pizza before the Reality Marble can be completed!
Jairus is banned because I request sausage, peppers, and onions, as well as the substance known as cheese, coupled with sauce of the tomato.
Teacup. I ban you with my teacup. *makes Riddick face*
Slowtini is banned because his pizza is ready.
Ren is banned for... some reason. I don't know.
Jayie-with ith bannet becauthe th pee-thsa wath too hot, ad ai burnd mai tung. :<
Slowtini is banned because not only should he have blown on it first to cool it off a little bit, he also forgot to pick up his soda. *waves soda*
Jairus is banned for making all the fizz go away :<
You shouldn't shake soda, and look at the mess you made D:
Slowtini is banned because I could replace it if you asked.
Jay is banned because it's 6 AM and I'm still awake. It is madness!!
Ren is banned because my laptop has a remote control...
What
The
Hell
It's not a TV. Why does it have a remote D:
Slowtini is banned because if it was a Mac, I'd say that the remote was for controlling it in fullscreen mode, where it allows you to select and control movies and podcasts and music and stuff like that.
And Ren is banned because I'm about to be evil and shoot him a PM in a few minutes.
Jairus is banned because it's an HP, running 64 bit Vista.
Slowtini is banned because it might be for something similar. Maybe it's for controlling the computer when you're watching DVDs.
Speaking of which, where is my computer's remote? I saw it just a few days ago...
Jairus is banned, because I do not understand how you can play TF2 with a remote control.
Cogi is banned because that's why they invented the keyboard. Then again, I've never played TF2, so I wouldn't know.
Well, Jairus is banned for not playing TF2.
Few have ever written such things that can strike a man with such sadness as "Spy sappin' mah sentry!" *takes off hat, moment of silence*
Cogi is banned because I would have to have TF2 in order to play it.
Jairus is banned because of the
(http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/7065/gfscd4.gif)
Slowtini is banned because Spies kick yo' ass.
VSMIT is banned because that king Leonose(sp?) flash in his Sig is kind of creepy
e_voyager is banned because I am not VSMIT! D:<
slowtini is banned for telemarketing.
Scorpio is banned because THAT MADE NO SENSE.
In other news, Rutabagas. Thousands of them.
Slowtini is banned because that made perfect sense.
You're a Telemarketer, according to your post count.
VSMIT is banned for being a Medusa Head. Stop petrifying people!
Jairus is banned because I just got Finale 2009!
VSMIT is banned because I have no idea what he's talking about.
Jairus is banned because it's a $600 program that I got for $150.
VSMIT is banned because that's a damn good deal. What does it do?
Jairus is banned because it's music notation/MIDI playback software. Really cool stuff.
VSMIT is banned because that sounds cool. I don't think that I would have a use for it, but it sounds cool nonetheless.
Jubblies is banned for having a conversation in this thread.
llearch is banned for resenting conversation.
VSMIT is banned because while I'm not entirely sure, I believe that their conversation was Evil. I am Ren. Ren Gaulen. I am the Sword That Bans Evil! CHESTOOOOOOOO!!! D:< *a sound of one sword banning* No Evil shall stand against me. >:[
Ren is banned, for one must wonder what is the sound of one sword banning?
Jairus is banned for not being the only one to wonder what the sound of one sword banning is.
Dagardo is banned for I cannot really describe this sound. I can only produce it again. >:] AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI! CHESTOOOO!!! *proceeds to Cleave and Smite, thus producing the sound of a one sword banning again*
Ren Gaulen is banned for excessive swordage.
And because he amuses me.
alfalfa is banned because : critical naming error
e_voyager is banned for not trapping the error.
Mowser is banned because in order to trap an error, you have to sound like an operating system.
Cog is banned because that's not ve...
Warning: Windows has detected that user: "Slowtini" wishes to ban user: "Cogidubnus"
Abort/Retry/Ban
"Ban"
Ban Selected. Executing.
...
...
...
Ban Successful
Slowtini is banned by an EMP bomb.
Jairus is banned with a thermonuclear device, which can also have an EMP effect.
Cog is banned because
Gentlemen! It's a nuclear device! Time is running out! T-time- time- Time is running out! "
Nuclear launch detected."
Gentlemen! The time has run out! :explosion
Good work, everyone.
Ren is banned for violating international peace treaties... again.
Mowser is banned for glowing in the dark.
Boxy is banned for hiding the Illuminati within the confines of your boxy exterior.
Jubblies is banned for even mentioning the Illuminati. There's no such thing... now be quiet about it. Or else.
Mowser is banned because Helios wants to have a word with him.
Ren is banned by my new zip drive: it kicks reason to the curb (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/core_drill_USB.jpg?t=1220978972).
Jairus is banned for confusing a zip drive with a usb drive.
Mowser is banned because I reject your reality and substitute my own! It is what I say it is.
Jairus is banned because "Zip drive" makes me think of "Zip guns," which have a nasty habit of misfiring.
And because Zip Drives are different critters entirely.
VSMIT is banned because I'm going to zip his lip if he doesn't drop this.
Jairus is banned because this be a zip drive. (http://www.boygeniusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/image/zipdrive.jpg)
VSMIT iz baned bekoz u r n id10t.
Payback for not dropping it.
Jairus is banned because revenge is never the answer.
VSMIT is banned for I seek not revenge, but justice!
Jay is banned because justice cannot be found. You can only create it yourself. JUSTICE!
Ren Gaulen is banned by the evolution of Gundam Exia (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheevolutionofExia.jpg?t=1220987474).
Jay is banned because the first one has a ":D" face for a head. Look closely and you'll see it.
Ren is banned because that head also sort of looks like a modified Haro...
... oh god...
GN Drives are Haros! It all makes sense now! And Gundam 00 will have two Haros, thus allowing it to surpass all imaginable power levels! (Seriously, it will: two GN Drives apparently doesn't double the power output, it SQUARES it.)
Jay is banned because no-one else seems to be present on the banningfield to do it.
Ren is banned by Lego (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1220592525643.jpg?t=1221009132) Mecha (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1220592611646.jpg?t=1221009133) Godzilla (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1220592687392.jpg?t=1221009134). Really (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1220592760331.jpg?t=1221009135). Click on all four links: it's awesome.
Jay is banned because only this image can describe what I am feeling right now (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/HOLYSHITAMAZING.jpg).
Ren is banned because images like that and that scale Zaku I posted a week ago and the Big O cosplay costume make me realize that all of the real nerds have long since concentrated in Japan.
Jairus is banned because I opened a book about animals at work today, right to the page on Kangaroo Rats, and I thought of you.
Slowtini is banned because I noticed my old Pokémon Gold GBA cartridge, and I thought of you. Okay, I actually thought about all of the hours and days and weeks I invested in that game. But then I thought of you. Usually when I think about kangaroo rats, I think about Jyrras.
Jairus is banned because I changed my sig to something less lag-gasmic.
Slowtini is banned because he uses loaded dice for his saving throws.
Jairus is banned because I would load my d20s if I could.
VSMIT is banned by my Bag o' Dice (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/BagoDice.jpg?t=1221019186).
VSMIT is banned because they are probably loaded (read: not fair): all the d20s I've seen had the numbers "carved" into the plastic, which makes the side lighter thus changing the probabilities in such favour. (You'll notice casino dice has the pips "painted" on them)
Jairus is banned because I think my friends' (bladed) replica of an actual Japanese katana is probably more lethal. (Don't ask how he got it - I have no clue and he's not willing to tell)
Darkdragon is banned because obviously his friend sacrificed the souls of five maidens to a demon to obtain an evil sword forged in blood and bathed in death. Or your friend could have just bought it in a store. One of the two.
Jairus is banned because my grandparents own a katana hand-forged in Japan.
VSMIT is banned because my family doesn't believe in weapons. Note that I am not included in my assessment of my family.
Jairus is banned because my parents are the same way. Even though I have the money to buy a weapon.
Jairus is banned, because belief in a weapon has no bearing on its existence.
An illusion can kill you if you believe in it. The real thing can kill you if you believe in it or not.
VSMIT is banned for thesame.
Cogi is banned, for the world does not need to be believed in for it to exist. Unless it does... oh dear.
Jairus is banned because we haven't been killed by the LHC...
Yet...
VSMIT is banned because the world hasn't ended... yet.
Jairus is banned because if mini black holes are created, we'll be sucked to Switzerland.
VSMIT is banned because Switzerland is a nice place. Besides, I highly doubt that we can do anything of that scale... and besides, by the time we can, we'll probably be doing it on Mars or around Jupiter. You know, where even a small black hole can't do anything to us over here on Earth.
Jairus is banned because I could make an innuendo out of that ban.
Slowtini is banned because anyone can make an innuendo out of anything, although most of the time you're going to end up sounding like Beevis and Butthead... i.e. an idiot.
Hehe... "Slowtini."
Jairus is banned because if that statement holds true, and you can make an Innuendo joke out of anything, I hereby challenge you to make one about Llearch.
"llearch n'n'daCorna..." is that what they're calling it now?
Incidentally...
Quote from: Jairus on September 10, 2008, 02:38:32 AM
Slowtini is banned because anyone can make an innuendo out of anything, although most of the time you're going to end up sounding like Beevis and Butthead... i.e. an idiot.
Slowtini is banned because I also just proved the last part of that statement. It was indeed stupid, and I would indeed sound like an idiot if I said it out loud.
Jubblies is banned for using leetspeak. Like an idiot. ;-]
Boxy is B& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex29l7Sj62Y).
Anyone who doesn't get that should become the light (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rauITkQUFzU) and be banned!
Jairus is banned for using youtube links in his bans.
Mowser is banned because YouTube links are good for you. You should like the YouTube links. You should respect the YouTube links. Also, in Soviet Russia, YouTube watches you. So be glad you're not there.
The forum is banned by Ren Gaulen.
llearch is banned for spoiling the fun for everyone else.
Mowser is banned because he doesn't seem to be having fun any more.
Ren is banned because I'm off to class.
Jay is banned because he's off to class.
Ren is banned because THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IGS9qY7xko&eurl=http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=8149538) is the best video game music video EVER made. D:
Slowtini is banned because it gave me a headache.
Ren is banned because I'm off to my second Final Exam. Wish me luck!
Godspeed, Jairus! A ban to you!
Thank you, Ren! Never forget: the East is Banning Red!
Jairus is banned because I just looked east. It's still not burning Red.
Mowser is banned because it burns red spiritually. Sheesh, I thought it was obvious.
Ren is banned because if you get up early enough, you can really see the East burning red.
Cogi is banned for looking for a literal solution to what is apparently a spiritual situation.
Mowser is banned for not allowing the culmination of the physical and spiritual.
VSMIT is banned by the culmination of the physical and spiritual (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Gaijin_4Koma_Reaction_Guys_2.jpg). Yeah, it's kinda like that..
Ren is banned because that picture is a travesty in the eyes of society and the Gods.
VSMIT is banned because I see nothing wrong with that.
Jay is banned by the Shining God's Finger!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ShiningFinger.png)
Ren is banned because Ore no kono te ga hikkate unaru! Omae ga taosu se to kagayaki sakebu! Kurae, ai to kai to kanasshimi no! SHINING FINGER SWORD! Tsuki, tsuki, tsuki!
Jay is banned because I render his attack totally meaningless with the power of pure manliness. FALCOUN MECH!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/FALCOUNMECH.png)
Ren-sempai is banned because a FALCON PONCH! from that thing might tear a hole in the universe... and then we'll need to use Gurren Lagann to fix it.
It's funny that you're talking about tearing something, Jay.. >:] RIP AND TEAR, I SAY!! RIP AND TEAR!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/RIPANDTEAR.jpg) Be banned! D:<
Ren is banned by Ali Al-Saachez's custom Enact. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/2829722159_be7653a46f.jpg?t=1221086011) Prince Ali, mighty is he...
Jay is banned because that thing still has nothing on the Space King Kittan (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/SpaceKingKittan.png)! ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWER!
Ren is banned because the Gundam Astray Blue Frame has just gotten a new modification. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/redxiv/lineart/mbf-p03-2-iwsp.jpg) Is this enough Dakka for you?
Jay is banned because the sight of that thing nearly gave Domon a heart attack (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/8b4bc8a7.jpg).
Ren is banned because if that nearly gave Domon a heart attack, then this one will give YOU a heart attack. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/a640416567c2e4f1go2.jpg?t=1221086759)
Jay is banned because that was fascinating (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Thatsfascinating.jpg). Also: "Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! :cry"
Ren is banned by Anavel Gato, badass. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/gundam1.jpg?t=1221087056)
Jay is banned by the sign of approval (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Hellyeah3.png).
Ren is banned because I'm chargin mah lazor (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/virtuelazoris8.jpg?t=1221087755)!
Jay is banned for shooting the wrong target (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/AxlFlash.png). Unless he was aiming at that guy from the start.
REN IS BAN, YOU CANNOT VICTORIOUS.
Someone set us up the ban! Slowtini! All your ban are belong to us!
That is correct, Commissar. You get the ban, alright.. >:3 In fact, it is delivered to you by the Three Captains (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Captains.jpg).
Ren is banned by order of the Emperor's newest Commissar (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/CommissarJairus1.png?t=1221092680)! All Glory to the God Emperor!
Jay's decision to ban me is overruled by another Commissar.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/HERESY.jpg)
HERESY.
Now Jay is banned for trying to ban one of the Emperor's finest.
Ren is banned because the resulting paradox has resulted in a rift in space-time opening... aw, crud, the forces of Chaos are coming out again. Let's mop this mess up and get on with our service to the God Emperor!
Oh, DAMN!! That's a Khorne's Ragechu! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/PikachuRage.jpg) We gonna get banned if we don't find something to counter its Rage quickly.
Quick, Commissar Ren, get your pimp coat before the God Emperor bans you! We'll counter the beast with the power of our Coattails of Doom!
Jay is banned because while I was getting my coat and hat, Ragechu was vanquished by the Pope-Emperor of Mankind himself (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/FORCESTORMBITCHES.png). Well, "the Emperor protects", you know..
Ren is banned because that is just plain freaky.
JaiJai is banned because he's rather less cute and more intimidating now. I feel like I wouldn't be able to flee the front lines without getting shot in the head by him, in point of fact.
Cogi is banned because I look much less threatening in this one (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Jairus1.png)... which is pretty much what I want you to think. Or do I?
Jay is banned because when you think of "Threatening", you think of Killy (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Killy.jpg).
Ren is banned because I think I've seen that face outside my window. Is that bad?
Jay is banned because if it's true, he has a better chances of surviving during an XBOX drop (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/X-BOX.jpg) than just with Killy in his general vicinity.
Ren is banned for his new avatar and Commissar outfit. All glory to the God Emperor!
Jay is banned by CommiChar Punch! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/CharPunch.jpg)
Commissar Ren is banned because, yes, that's what it's all about. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1220574922982.gif?t=1221096012)
Jay is banned because a good slap keeps the discipline on a decent level (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Discipline.jpg).
Ren is banned because this thread is starting to look like a Commissar Convention. Do Commissar's have conventions?
Jay is banned because together we are the Pimp Hat Brigade! >:D
Ren is banned because we need a theme phrase to describe the Pimp Hat Brigade.
Jay is banned because there are now too many Commissars, and now I want an avatar like that...
VSMIT is banned because he could always ask Ren nicely, and because I'm thinking of trying out the one (well, one of the two) faces I haven't used yet.
Jairus is banned because I haven't really thought up a fursona for myself. And I'd need to do that before I could ask Ren to do a drawing of it.
VSMIT is banned because I hadn't either. I think it came out great though (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Jairus1.png?t=1221098798).
Commissar Jairus is banned because I want a cool hat too :<
Slowtini is banned, because the sky can make a great hat sometimes.
Cogi is banned for getting a little too out there.
Mowser is banned because he is, apparently, a troll now.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Atroll.png)
Ren is banned because he must answer me these questions three, ere 'nother ban he see.
Mowser is banned because it is I who asks questions here!! D:<
Now, answer me! The School of the Undefeated of the East!
Ren is banned because it is I who do the banning here! >:D
Attention, Mowser! My hat is banning you!
Ren is banned because I'm now as bad as Jairus. :P
Mowser is banned because his last statement made no sense. My hat is confused!
Ren is banned for encouraging a lengthy back and forth conversation in the ban thread! Arrgh, I'm infected!
Mowser is banned to put him out of his misery. *BLAM!*
Ren is banned because.. you shot me! You shot me right in the arm!
Mowser is banned.. because I missed..
Ren Gaulen is banned for missing.
llearch is banned for trying to mix things up.
Mowser is banned because I have got more ammo. *reloads*
Ren is banned because I can shoot him while he's reloading!
VSMIT is banned for not shooting him already!
Mowser is banned because I am already done reloading. *DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA*
Ren is banned because I shoot at both of you through your spray of bullets!
*BLAM! BLAM!*
VSMIT is banned for shooting at a man who has no means to defend himself... oh dirty pool. Dirty pool indeed.
Mowser is banned for having such a cool fighting stance
E is banned because I has a hat.
Ren is banned because e has a helmet.
Mowser is banned because he doesn't has a hat.
VSMIT is banned because I has a coat. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Jairus1.png?t=1221145080)
Jairus is banned for trying to substitute a coat for a hat.
Mowser is banned, and must now save the world by playing a children's card game.
Cogi is banned because card games are serious business!
Jay is banned because i don't have a cool new red army avatar like them
e_voyager is banned for being a red sympathizer. The disembodied head of Senator Joseph McCarthy is displeased!
Attention, Cogidubnus! My had has found out that you are out of star chips and therefore has to be banned!
Ren is banned, because my voice gives me super bannination strength! >:3
But my hat gives me the power to defy your bans! *BAN!*
Ren is banned by the power of my pointy hair! In America!
Jairus is banned because i am currently in America!
e_voyager is banned because I am also in America. Or Japan. I'm not quite sure where we are, it's pretty vague.
Jubblies is banned for changing his avatar back again.
Boxy is banned because I just changed it again too.
Jay is banned because I appear to be the last Commissar standing.
Ren is banned because I am currently taking a leaf from the Ork's and using my new-found engineering powers to cobble together extra weapons to mount on his ship. Heeheeheeheehee. More dakka, and more and more!
Jairus is banned because you can never have enough dakka.
Mowser is banned because that is very true.
Slowtini is banned because while you can never have enough dakka, you can always have more dakka...
Jairus is banned for wasting time banning when he should be adding more dakka! Get to work!
Mowser is banned because I have just realized one thing: even though there is never enough dakka, you may still have a sufficient amount of it.
Ren is banned for making a good point. There is only so much dakka you can install before it starts to compromise the design and gets to the point where firing the guns would actually destroy whatever they're mounted on.
Jairus and Ren are banned because sufficient is a synonym for enough.
Mowser is banned, and cannot victorious.
Slowtini is banned for dropping a "be" somewhere in there.
Mowser, the way I see it, "sufficient" implies that what you have works, but it is not what you want. "Enough," however, is like saying that you have all that you wanted. So, sufficient dakka gets the job done, but enough dakka is impossible.
Jairus is banned because losing sure is easy so i am no more (but i'm not broken)
E is banned because he is broken - his power core has malfunctioned and he is rapidly losing energy.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I can fix e_voyager... I just need a few parts. e_voyage, prepare yourself to be rebuilt into e_voyager_x.
Jairus is banned because e_voyager needs more dakka.
Mowser is not banned, because I agree with him. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/mbf-p03-2-iwsp.jpg?t=1221152324)
Jairus is banned because that suit lacks this (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/SEED/meteor.htm).
Mowser is banned because the problem has been solved. (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/destiny-astray/meteor-p03-2g.jpg) Yes, that is actually Blue Frame.
Jay is banned because I have obtained a lot of dakka... (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/GENTLEMEN.jpg)
Ren is banned because that is an example of a design where the dakka will shred the thing it's attached to after only one salvo.
Do it.
Jay is banned because with the power of Courage (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/WhathasCouragedone.jpg) that thing will withstand! And I've got more courage than dakka!
Ren is banned for drawing too fast in a playground zone.
James is banned by a giant peach.
Jay is banned by a BFG (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/BFG.jpg).
Ren is banned by my two 'Dogs (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/gsdogshd4.png?t=1221153319).
Jairus is banned by cheese.
James is banned by monitoring (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Youarebeingmonitored.jpg).
Ren is banned because of PEBKAC.
Jay is banned by ZakuHaro (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ZakuHaro.gif) (ZaHaro?).
Ren is banned by the Death Haro (http://www.geocities.com/Those_Who_Are_Silly/Pictures_Other/Death_Haro.gif).
Jay is banned because many Newtypes died to bring us this information (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/DeathHaro.jpg).
Ren is banned by the DMFA squirrels (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/218384/).
Ren is banned because, DAMN, that was fast.
James is banned because I'll just have to introduce those squirrels to my little friend. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/RYNO.jpg?t=1221153855)
Jairus is banned since I am a Ratchet and Clank mastah! (Heck, I even had a little voice acting job as Ratchet on Newgrounds)
So what? I has snow. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Snow.jpg) :3 Be snowballed to ban! >:D
I is from the snowy whites of Canada. Snow can not be my enemy. Ren is banned from drowning is eraser shavings.
James is banned because I'm car-surfing (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/CarSurfing.jpg) to Freedom!
Ren is banned because freedom is an allusion.
But to what, I won't say.
VSMIT is banned because I haven't had the best day. In fact, it's been a downright shitty day. Shit flows downhill.
I appear to be in the gutter.
L is banned because when the odds are against you, all you can do is fight the unbeatable, break the unbreakable, ROW! ROW! Fight the Power! See the invisible, do the impossible! ROW! ROW! Fight the Power! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/RowRow.jpg)
Trow, trow, trow your boat,
the stream provides flotation,
hysterically, hysterically, hysterically, hysterically,
life's hallucination~
*edit* Oh yeah. Ren is banned.
Oh where oh where has my dear Cogi gone, oh where oh where can he be?
Oh, there he is. Bye Cogi, you're banned!
Jay is banned by the power of ROWING (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/RowRow.jpg)!
Ren is banned by my facepalm (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Facepalm3.jpg?t=1221158169).
Jairus is banned, because Giant Robot Facepalms seem kinda silly, and would probably be bad for the paint job.
Cog is banned because I have upgraded the Haro (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Haro-Haro.jpg).
Ren is banned because the Haro is an essentially peaceful creature. Do not pay any mind to the giant artillery cannons for legs. :paranoid
Cog is banned because I have upgraded another Haro (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/HaroFighter.jpg).
Ren Gaulen! This hand of mine is banning red! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting Haro Finger (http://www.geocities.com/Those_Who_Are_Silly/Pictures_Other/GF13-017NJII-HARO_God_Haro_01.gif)! Ban end!
Jairus is banned because HERE I GO. >:O
Cogi is banned because THERE HE WENT!
Jay is banned because he does not go anywhere until Zeta Haro (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/HaroZeta.gif) says so.
Ren is banned because the Turn A Haro (http://www.geocities.com/Those_Who_Are_Silly/Pictures_Other/Turn-A_Haro_01.gif) says I can go.
Jairus and his Turn A Haro are banned because Lockon Stratos is dead. He isn't here anymore. But in our hearts, and in this haro, his spirit lives on! Locking On a beam cannon to pierce the heavens! >:[ WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! D:<
"
Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! :cry"
Cog is not banned for speaking the words of truth.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Hellyeah3.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned to pass the time.
Boxy is banned because I am sketching something that's giving me a headache.
Jay is banned because to fight a headache you must open PILLS (against my orders).
Ren is banned because I'm probably going to be finished in about ten minutes, so then I'll post my eye-gougingly ugly sketch.
"Jy-Jy" is banned because my wife says so. ...So there.
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!* [/wife]
James is banned because Jay is not Jy-Jy. You have mistaken him for another person, I guess.
Ren is banned, because correcting someone's grammar is one of the things I will ban a person for.
Cog is banned because that was not the grammar that I have corrected. :P
...*odd, squinty expression*
BAN >:D
Cog is banned by a bewildered expression.
VSMIT is banned by an expression of rage (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/DiglettLearnedRage.jpg).
Ren is banned because he has no idea how hard it was for me to not burst out laughing when I saw that.
VSMIT is banned because I didn't try to hold back. Meanwhile, sketch is up, I'm off to the post office and then to visit the family for a weekend. You're banned for that to.
Why am I banned for what you're doing? You're banned because that makes no sense. And because I can't figure out where the Half-Moon Theatre is in your sketch.
You're banned because that's my fault. It's on the right side of the inner area: if I finish it, I'm going to make it look like the Globe Theater in London.
Jairus is banned because at least he can draw.
-looks at my random assortment of squiggles-
...Well, I guess I could call it MODERN art, but still. Woo for no artistic talent!
I'll just stick to programming :B
Slowtini is banned for giving up on his art too easily.
Mowser is banned because it's not my fault, I have a disorder that gives me poor fine motor control. :<
Slowtini is banned. I'll give a reason when I feel like it.
Mowser is banned for banning a comrade without a proper reason. *BLAM! BLAM!* Only I may do it.
Ren is banned for shooting a comrade without a proper reason.
VSMIT is banned for having shot at me in a cross fire previously for no reason. >:O
Mowser is banned because when I shoot you, you stay shot. *BLAM!* Crap, now I'm out of ammo.
Ren is banned by my UNLIMITED BAN BEAM D:<
AAAAAAAAARGH!!! IT BURNS AND STINGS!! *disintegrates* Slowtini is banned for reducing me to separate atoms.
Ren Gaulen is banned for amusing me.
llearch is banned because I wasn't expecting that to work. O-o;
Slowtini is banned because now he must make an improved, more reliable version of his Unlimited Ban Beam.
Jairus is banned because it seems pretty damned reliable to me! xD
But... NEEDS MORE EMITTERS!
MILE WIDE SPREAD, LONGER RANGE, NEEDS UPGRADES.
Slowtini is banned because I have the parts he needs... what do you think of my modifications? (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/w/libra.jpg)
Jairus is banned because... MUST BE BIGGER!
Also, I just found ten dollars.
Slowtini is banned because you have two potential configurations...
1. The Halo (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/v/angelhalo.jpg)
2. The Big-ass Colony (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/g/jdg-00x-colony1.jpg)
Which do you want?
Jay is banned because I have just restored my body through sheer will. Yes, I'm badass like that. Now I will proceed to destroy the superweapon he and Slowtini are building. *REN SMITE!*
Ren is banned because I was planning to let you fire it. The controls are locked into "Hot-Blood Mode," meaning that only someone who is extremely hot-blooded can arm and fire the main gun, and you're the most Hot-Blooded person I can think of who would be willing to do that. And then you went and blew it up. You blew it all up!
...
Fortunately, since I already selected the Devil Gundam configuration, it is currently rebuilding itself.
Jay is banned because that weapon he is building can only bring more pain and suffering into this world. Lieutenant Siegfried Nox manning a Dire Wolf Panzerknecht will put an and to this Evil!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/PanzerknechtDireWolf.png)
Fine. Be that way. I use my engineering know-how to take over the Dire Wolf Panzerknecht and make it do a silly dance. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97j86qH91Nk)
Shit though, that armor is sweet. *briefly wonders if his character would have figured out how to built a 'roo-rat sized unit*
Jairus is banned because I have a back-up cannon in orbit.
Slowtini is banned because his orbital cannon has just been taken out by me using a sniper super long-range particle accelerator cannon.
Ren is banned because Orbit is the name of my heavily armored trans-dimensional battlecruiser.
Slowtini is banned because I order my sniper to destroy Orbit using her gun. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AloliwithanINSANELYhugegun.jpg?t=1221171781)
Jairus is banned because it's pretty damn indestructible, nothing short of the end of the universe could destroy it...
Wanna go on a road...space trip?
Slowtini is banned because while I would love to go on a trip, I'm currently scanning in my map of Clockwork.
Jairus is banned for missing out on the road trip. Everyone knows that road trips are where the best memories come from.
Mowser is banned because I have been on road trips before. One of those trips was the first and last time I ever caught a fish.
Jay is banned because lieutenant Ziggy Pop is gonna "Hell and Heaven" him into the... well, no matter. >:3
Ren is banned because cute lil' Siggykins wouldn't hurt a fly.
Jairus is banned because he might not burn a fly... but apparently he'll burn a mouse! :dface
Mowser is banned because I'm a Kangaroo rat, not a mouse. You, on the other hand...
Jairus is banned by the BEST DAMN CAKE RECIPE EVER CONCIEVED!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WF-5-o2KA)
Slowtini is banned because he should join Neo Zeon (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/JoinNeoZeon.jpg?t=1221188301).
Jairus is banned because I'd rather join the Federation, since the cake is a lie.
VSMIT is banned because the Feddies are basically made up of cannon fodder (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/CannonFodder.jpg?t=1221188740).
Jairus is banned because Beers to the finest Brew in Barfleet! *hic*
Fail if you don't get the reference, and if you fail, that's a doubleban.
Slowtini is banned for double-banning.
Jairus is banned for being against double-banning.
VSMIT is banned because the conditions under which Slowtini banned me were unfair, and dependent on a factor that he was not aware of at the time.
Jairus is banned because I took it to be that if you understood it, you were only banned once, but if you didn't, you were banned for not knowing what it was.
VSMIT is banned because I have am still banned for something that I do not know.
Jairus is banned because he could always look it up, then he would be un-banned.
VSMIT is banned due to unforeseen consequences.
Mowser is banned because he caused an infestation of daemon moths.
Ren is banned because he hasn't even seen Mothra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothra) yet.
Mowser is banned because I have. It's cute and fuzzy, and lives in my backyard.
Ren Gaulen is banned for having a very very big back yard.
llearch is banned because I am a big man, yes I am, and I have a big yard! Got me a big backyard and I, I like to have fun!
Ren is banned because that is Absolut Heresy.
Mowser is banned because it is Absolut Bankai (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/AbsolutBankai.jpg).
Ren is banned for talking as though he has already mastered Bankai.
Heh.. You are in for an unpleasant surprise, Mowser. >:] BAN-KAI!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiRensBankai.png) Waga Zankantou ni tatenu mono nashi!
Ren is banned because it's a thousand years too early for you to become worthy enough to die by my Ban-Kai
Mowser is banned because it is a thousand years too late for him to boast his Ban-Kai. This sword of mine glows with an awesome power! It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My wrath! My fury!! And all of my anger!!! ERUPTING BURNING TATSUMAKI ZANKANTO!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiEruptingBurningTatsumakiZankan.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have nothing better to do, what with cpan compiling merrily by itself.
Boxy is banned because he could always learn to play Solitaire.
Jairus is doublebanned, due to reasons previously stated.
Jay is banned because when all else fails, there is always Ban Game (or was it Kamen Rider?..).
Slowtini is banned because those reasons have become obsolete.
Ren is banned by this battle of
Shining God Finger VS. Hikari ni Nare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjTCmzVNYdM).
Jay is banned because that was another example of Absolut Heresy. The only good part was that moustached man at the end.
Ren is banned for the mustached man is Master Asia.
I think these people are butlers, so what are they doing with martial arts techniques like that?
Jairus is banned because they're obviously "Assault Butlers".
Slowtini is banned because that's just ridiculous.
Mowser is banned because yes. Yes it is. And it's perfectly ridiculous, so it's staying that way.
Slowtini is banned because it's not ridiculous, it is awesome.
Jay is banned because no, it is not. Domon's burning hand and Guy's burning hair do not approve. (But the moustached man was awesome.)
Ren is banned because he should
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong4.png)
"Two Perfect Guys" (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.msg226030.html#msg226030)
WARNING: BRAIN BLEACH MAY BE REQUIRED!
Jay is banned for hurting my mind, but nonetheless it was brilliant.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRILLIANT.gif)
Ren is banned because I was hoping for that reaction.
Jay is banned because I still need something to purge that song from my brain. Maybe Hotrod can smite it with a circular saw? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKiF4g962q0&feature=related)
Ren is banned because he could always draw more awesome suits of powered armor... looking at those always seems to clear evil things from my mind. Except that I'm looking at your powered armor... hm. Maybe I should try drawing some to help you clear your mind.
Jairus is banned because Transformers are real. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUDuPWRiRug) Sort of.
Slowtini is banned because I want this plane. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kThJGtcVqU)
Jairus is banned for this fad of youtube links in bans. I can't view those at work darn it. >.<
Mowser is banned because I've got the Touch! I've got the Power! YEAH! *"The Touch" by Stan Bush starts playing*
Ren is banned for reminding me of Transformers: The Movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transformers:_The_Movie).
Arise, Mowser Prime! You have just been banned by the voice of Optimus.
Ren is banned because I'm taking his advice and working on some new song parodies. Wish me luck.
Jay is banned in advance, because I know they will turn out awfully good. >:3
Ren is banned because at this point, this one is more like swapping names and changing a few events... but I think a piece from Abel's perspective could work.
Jay is banned because I wonder if he have seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uXvaKH_9x8). I guess he have not. :P
Ren is banned for I have not. Still working on the song.
Jay is banned because I hope he liked it, then. :3
Ren is banned on the grounds of conversational bans. *stamps Rens forehead with a red 'BANNED'*
Mowser is banned by my new song! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.msg226156.html#msg226156) Warning: it's not much.
Jairus is banned, but not because of his song parodies.
Cog is banned because I also did a song parody (a long time ago)! XD
Ren is banned because he should post it if he remembers it! You could always translate it if it's in Russian.
Jay is banned because I have posted a link to its video version just recently (in this very thread).
Ren is banned because I had no idea you did that. Damn, you're good.
Jairus is banned with a proximity ban.
Mowser is banned with a Claymore landmine. Watch your step! :3
Ren is banned with a sticky-bomb.
Black angel is banned by a glue bomb.
Slowtini is banned for breaking the rules of engagement.
Mowser is banned with a frag grenade, thus fixing the rules of engagement.
Ren is banned, for the rules were never broken. I was never engaged to anyone.
Slowtini is banned for breaking someone's heart.
Mowser is banned because when someone breaks your heart, you should break their legs. Actually, that goes as a warning to Slowtini - he should watch his back because I have a feeling that someone is out to get him, and I'm not bailing him out.
Ren is banned for reminding me of a Bon Jovi song.
Cogi is banned because he should listen to my song! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.msg226212.html#msg226212)
Jairus is banned, because I'm still listening to simon and garfunkel. :U
Cogi is banned by a Trombe! Override.
Mowser is banned by a "wut." :<
Cog is banned because Elzam's theme song overrides all songs!
Ren is banned because it's true, there IS someone out to get me.
Slowtini is banned because he hasn't shrugged the person off yet.
VSMIT is banned by a Random Ban Generator.
Ren is banned by a slightly less random ban generator.
Mowser is banned for an unsanctioned activation of the Not-So-Random Ban Generator. Also, *BLAM!*
Ren is banned because the Large Hadron Collider, has a webcam (http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html)
Slowtini is banned. Or is he? Hahaha, am I joking? Hahaha..ok. No. He's banned.
Mowser is banned without a doubt.
Ren is banned with cautious optimism.
Jay is banned in the memory of Optimism Prime.
Ren is banned in the name of Pessimist Prime.
Jay is banned by the order of Kilotron.
Ren is banned by order of Galvadeath.
Jay is banned by the treacherous Spaceyell.
Ren is banned because in space, nobody can hear you scream.
That is, unless it's into your spacesuit's radio.
Slowtini is banned because the lack of atmosphere in space means that sounds are actually louder... I learned it from anime and science-fiction.
Jairus is banned by stupid eels.
Cogidubnus is banned by that darn cat.
Slowtini is banned by my STAAAAAAARSCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAM!!!!!!! (no, not the Decepticon fellow; just a "KHAAAAAAAAN!!!"-grade scream that echoes in space)
Ren is banned because OH SHIT, WORMHOLE! -grabs ahold of the nearest console-
Slowtini is banned because I no longer has a hat!! D:
Ren is banned because he should listen to my song (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.msg226304.html#msg226304)!
Jay is banned because I don't wanna hear his creepy singing!! D:< BOMBS AWAY!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Creepysinging.jpg)
Ren is banned because that image exactly encompasses why I don't watch Macross.
Jairus is banned by a Macross Missile Massacre attack....and because Sharon Apple is just that good.
Mowser is banned by a Magic Macross Missile Massacre!
Jay is banned by Mighty Multi Massacre Magic Missile Maximum!
Mowser is banned because SHODAN would like to have a word with him (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Lookatyouhacker.jpg).
Ren is banned because I am currently trying to figure out iMovie so that I can do a little project I've been wanting to do for a while.
Jay is banned because Professor Badass (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ProfessorBadass.jpg) can help him!
Ren Gaulen is banned because like a robot i must work all night.
e_voyager is banned because I'm starting to get the hang of iMovie, and am hard at work on a little video that I'll upload to my YouTube account.
Jairus is banned by his new avatar.
Darkdragon is banned for not having an avatar.
Mowser is banned because not having an avatar is better than actually having an avatar.
VSMIT is banned for saying that not having an avatar better than having one, while he has an avatar himself.
Jay is banned because VSMIT tries to deceive you. :P Good avatars are better than no avatars.
Ren Gaulen is banned because, well, how would he know? ;-]
Boxy is banned for the brilliant comeback.
Jay is banned because I find his lack of faith disturbing.
Enough of this! Ren, release him, or be banned!
Jay is banned because now I am the master.
Ren is banned because if he strikes me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine... okay, not as powerful as Kyle Katarn (http://meadowofangles.blogspot.com/2006/11/kyle-katarn-facts.html), but still pretty damn powerful.
Jay is banned because Commissar Zengar (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/CommissarZengarAvatar.png) would like to have a word with him.
Ren is banned because Zengar would never be a commissar! He'd just wipe out the forces of Chaos and then save the universe from evil and then retire to do it all again during the next game.
Jay is banned because he is wrong. By wearing the Pimp Hat Zengar gets additional 10 or so ranks in the Intimidate skill, which causes all lesser Evil to cleave itself upon the announcement of his name. This way Zengar won't have to waste even a second on wiping out random mooks that get in the way.
Ren is banned because those mooks are not necessarily random.
VSMIT is banned because he should listen to my song! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4811.msg226461.html#msg226461)
Jubblies is banned for spamvertising.
L is banned because Jay's song gave me the lulz.
Ren is banned because "The Lulz" sounds like a contagious disease.
VSMIT is banned because it is, and now he has the Lulz too.
Ren is banned for giving me the Lulz too!
Jay is banned because Guts is gonna take all of the Lulz for himself (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BERSERK.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned because I just typed out most (if not all) of the information on Roland for my thread, and I am freaking tired!
Jairus is banned for writing so much that he became exhausted.
VSMIT is banned for not recognizing one of the symptoms of "LULZ".
Jairus, go see a doctor. NOW D:<
Slowtini is banned because my tired brain does not translate "LULZ." What does it mean?
Jairus is banned because supposedly I've been infected with the LULZ, but I haven't exhibited his particular symptom. All I've gotten is that strange feeling that someone is watching you. Even though you know that nobody of consequence is. I think I've discovered another symptom: paranoia.
VSMIT is banned for being paranoid, you've nothing to fear my friend, we've taken care of everything, enjoy your ban.
Jer-oh-me is banned in a not so enjoyable manner.
Ren is banned in a not-so-sorrowful manner.
Jay is banned because I don't feel like dancing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z537VOpiNw).
Ren Gaulen is banned because cats don't dance (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatsDontDance).
Jay is banned because I have upgraded his Gundam (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Cool%20Pictures/IhaveupgradedyourGundam.jpg) (Warning! Graphic violence).
Ren is banned because, likewise, I have upgraded his Gundam (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/iwanttoscrewyourperfectdaylol.jpg?t=1221358911). (Warning! Brain Bleach Necessary!)
Jay is banned because that was EXTRA heretical (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/XenosLoveEXTRAHeretical.jpg).
Ren is banned because I have upgraded your mouse (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/lol2.jpg?t=1221358917). Hey, Disney/Final Fantasy worked so well...
Jay is banned because some things don't need upgrades.. >:] (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/YouvegottheTouch.jpg) ("The Touch" is now playing in your head; manually)
Ren is banned because Optimus should be saying, "Autobots, transform and rock out!"
Jay is banned because I now envision a rock out duel between Optimus and Mic Sounders. Lord Kane approves of this idea. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/KaneApproves.png)
Ren is banned for needing Kane's approval.
VSMIT and Ren are banned because while I was looking up Lord Kane, I lost the game. Damn.
Black_angel is banned for a silly reason.
Jay is banned for a stone cold serious reason.
Jer-oh-me is banned for let us not go to Camelot, for it is a silly place.
Jairus is banned because I have to push the pram a lot.
VSMIT is banned because between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
Jairus is banned because many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable.
VSMIT is banned because we dance when e'er we're able.
Jairus is banned because we're opera mad in Camelot; we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
VSMIT is banned because although we live a fable, we're not just bums with royal mums.
Jairus is banned because we've moved away from Camelot. Unless you've moved to Spamalot. Which I haven't seen.