Going to be interesting to see how this turns out. Everyone has been having alot of problems lately in the comic. Just like Amber unfortunately... >.>
You know, I think this is the first time we see the she-devi--I mean Alexsi's tail. And Dan is the perfect scapegoat, because he can't die.
Edited to get a name right.
Most revolving around Jyrras, except for Dan and Alexi.
Edit: Just because you can live a long life doesn't mean you'll get the chance.
I give him just ten more seconds like that before he dies and we get a new main character. But somehow Abel and Mab's Furry Adventures just doesn't have the same ring to it. AMFA is easier to say, though.
THE BED IS ON MY FOOT! THE BED IS ON MY FOOT! (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75gexorcist.phtml) :reading :pope :rabbi :crucify
Quote from: Zorro on August 28, 2006, 12:02:12 AM
THE BED IS ON MY FOOT! THE BED IS ON MY FOOT! (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75gexorcist.phtml) :reading :pope :rabbi :crucify
:laugh Now that was a good one, have a cookie, :mowcookie
cubi do need to breath right?
I fear what could happen should dan become unconcious. I see ripped off heads if it happens.
and dan's already died once. I'm sure jy-jy has something up his mad-scientist sleeve if it happens again.
didn't merlitz use magice to revie dan last time he died? becareful dan you're running out of lives.
It was Wildy. Merlitz wasn't around for Dan's return to this reality.
Beat me to it.
Quote from: e_voyager on August 28, 2006, 01:03:41 AM
didn't merlitz use magice to revie dan last time he died? becareful dan you're running out of lives.
my memory of archives begins to fade after a few months. and it really doesn't have much bearing on the ability of jy-jy to revive using technology.
I'm a little surprised to see who Abel was begging for aid. Somehow, I would have expected Abel to be stating that the power of nip compels them.
In fact, that's the perfect solution to this scenario: nip bomb! Go on Amber, you know you want to.
Stand back, I have this and I'm not afraid to use it!
Just ... put ... the ... nip ... down.
No! They'll kill each other. I -- I -- ... Forgive me! *Toss.*
(Dan and Alexsi spend the next three hours discussing the beauty of the Universe.)
Now look what you've done, is that what you wanted, is it?!
I'm not sure, I honestly can't decide which is better, yet.
but able is feline to and it would effect him and dan as well. also who is christ in that world?
First the serious-angst, but then the serious-funny. Huzzah!
Good Luck Amber!!!
I'ld wish you Sienna-Brand Luck, but mine's been interesting as of late, but let's not delve into that now. I can however inform that it involves three chickens and five kinds of cheese.
good to see you ative Sienna Maiu . will you be on the Pay game later in the arena? and yes amber. good luck i have no ideal how big that can of worms is it's open now
Of course, Abel and the nip deserve due consideration. There's always the option though that Abel could break the fourth wall and steal Bill's mask, first.
I saw the strip funny as heck :mwaha :mwaha. I hope Alexsi dosen't rip his head off. Poor Dan always getting himself i alot of trouble :mowdan. Let's see what develops further with Amber's wave of the magic wand......
could but but i dobut he'lls try to restan her with his wings for fear od suffingering a fate worse then dan's
Quote from: e_voyager on August 28, 2006, 02:43:31 AM
could but but i dobut he'lls try to restan her with his wings for fear od suffingering a fate worse then dan's
Then Dan's what? Tell me more on this statement. I'm intrigued here on this statement you said not completely.
Dan is currently being choked by his sister Lisa Simpson style. if able tries to interfear then he could be in for worse.
Then I shall interfer Secret Service style! *strangles Dan too* :mwaha
Dan must be getting pretty full by now after all his cubit side has a natural affinity for pain. Dr. Ink even says so.
And I feel nothing at all :dribble
if you were to switch places with dan i'm sure you would feel something thout it would like liky be fear for your life and crippling pain.
A couple of points:
1. I really, really want to know what species Jesus was.
2. Dan's tentacles are not under conscious control, and Dan is starting to come into his 'cubi powers. This means that Alexsi is in big danger. Fortunately for her he hasn't been taught any of the tricks yet, or she'd already be dead. It's more likely that she'll be the one gasping for air in a few moments.
3. Dan might be able to reduce his energy consumption through recirculation, but he is not going to be able to nourish himself on his own pain.
4. Alexsi's behaviour right now makes it perfectly clear why Merlitz would not want to work for her anymore.
5. With a bit of fancy footwork from Jy's mum, Dan can now take control of the inn because (A) Alexsi is mentally unbalanced or (B) she's gone down for attempted murder.
actuality the wing commet i was referring to able trying to use his wings to pull her off Dan
Quote from: Rowne on August 28, 2006, 01:38:16 AM
I'm a little surprised to see who Abel was begging for aid. Somehow, I would have expected Abel to be stating that the power of nip compels them.
In fact, that's the perfect solution to this scenario: nip bomb! Go on Amber, you know you want to.
Stand back, I have this and I'm not afraid to use it!
Just ... put ... the ... nip ... down.
No! They'll kill each other. I -- I -- ... Forgive me! *Toss.*
(Dan and Alexsi spend the next three hours discussing the beauty of the Universe.)
Now look what you've done, is that what you wanted, is it?!
I'm not sure, I honestly can't decide which is better, yet.
First time through, I was thinking Nip from Nip & Tuck (here (http://nipandtuck.keenspace.com/))... which makes for a somewhat surreal image...
Well...
Jesus IS the LION of Judea... and the LAMB of God... so...
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 28, 2006, 07:24:55 AM
Well...
Jesus IS the LION of Judea... and the LAMB of God... so...
Half lamb, half feline?
Seriously, one more bizarre possibility is that their Jesus is human, which might be
why they worship him. In particular the crucifix - why wasn't Jesus simply eaten if he was just another Being? (Or Creature, but that makes it even more of a headache since many Creatures come with Christ-like powers by default).
If their Jesus was human, Christianity might be a remnant of an earlier time on Furrae from before the humans died out..
Maybe we're dwelling too much on this...
-_-'
Personally I'd just chalk it on non canon humor to avoid complications.
But...
*imagines what a sheep-lion hybrid would look like*
...interesting notion.
Abel and Fi in priest suits? Halariousness.
It's another one of those whacky fourth wall jokes, friends. Just like the one regarding Mab using Ebay to buy stuff from the 1980's, when the world of Furrae never really had a 1980's. Or at least not our version, anyways.
Quote from: Netami on August 28, 2006, 08:00:16 AM
It's another one of those whacky fourth wall jokes, friends. Just like the one regarding Mab using Ebay to buy stuff from the 1980's, when the world of Furrae never really had a 1980's. Or at least not our version, anyways.
I'd like to think so, but I keep remembering the Jehova's witnesses and the cross in the graveyard in #510..
Sorry, people - I have a strong tendency to overanalyse anyway, but when Furrae religion crops up, I just can't help myself..
I'm eager to see what Wildy thinks up in this situation, actually.
Also interesting how both Cubi seemingly got over their angst phase within a day. Emotional creatures indeed.
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 05:08:33 AM
2. Dan's tentacles are not under conscious control, and Dan is starting to come into his 'cubi powers. This means that Alexsi is in big danger. Fortunately for her he hasn't been taught any of the tricks yet, or she'd already be dead. It's more likely that she'll be the one gasping for air in a few moments.
Keep in mind that Abel's tentacles are under full control, and even he was scared of her. Of course, Abel most likely didn't go all-out back then. Then again, Dan surely doesn't want to hurt his sister. I'd say everything's pretty much open.
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 05:08:33 AM
5. With a bit of fancy footwork from Jy's mum, Dan can now take control of the inn because (A) Alexsi is mentally unbalanced or (B) she's gone down for attempted murder.
Dan is not exactly the prime example of mentally balanced. And don't even get me started on killing. *points at his collection of swords* :P
Besides, I doubt Dan would want control of the inn. It means work and staying at home. So no silly adventures with his equally silly friends anymore ;)
Quote from: Sid on August 28, 2006, 08:19:35 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 05:08:33 AM
2. Dan's tentacles are not under conscious control, and Dan is starting to come into his 'cubi powers. This means that Alexsi is in big danger. Fortunately for her he hasn't been taught any of the tricks yet, or she'd already be dead. It's more likely that she'll be the one gasping for air in a few moments.
Keep in mind that Abel's tentacles are under full control, and even he was scared of her. Of course, Abel most likely didn't go all-out back then. Then again, Dan surely doesn't want to hurt his sister. I'd say everything's pretty much open.
The snag is his tentacles might well attack her of their own accord in order to defend him. Like when they tried to make coffee for him..
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Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 05:08:33 AM
5. With a bit of fancy footwork from Jy's mum, Dan can now take control of the inn because (A) Alexsi is mentally unbalanced or (B) she's gone down for attempted murder.
Dan is not exactly the prime example of mentally balanced. And don't even get me started on killing. *points at his collection of swords* :P
I think there's a slight difference between hunting down dangerous villains, and strangling your brother for no satisfactory reason :)
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 28, 2006, 07:50:21 AM
*imagines what a sheep-lion hybrid would look like*
...interesting notion.
*Imagines HOW that would come about, since lambs are a lions prey.* :erk
It's kinda like the Mountain Pautine comic. 'If gryphons eat horses, how do hippogryphs come about?' "Umm..I'm not gonna touch that question with a ten-foot pole, mmkay?"
As een http://www.hollyann.furtopia.org/claxstory10.html there.
Good luck, Amber!!
I don't think the priest style suits Abel. But then again, he'll do anything to cause confusion.
And Dan can die, but Alexsi wouldn't kill him. She just might make him wish she had.
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 08:31:07 AM
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Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 05:08:33 AM
5. With a bit of fancy footwork from Jy's mum, Dan can now take control of the inn because (A) Alexsi is mentally unbalanced or (B) she's gone down for attempted murder.
Dan is not exactly the prime example of mentally balanced. And don't even get me started on killing. *points at his collection of swords* :P
I think there's a slight difference between hunting down dangerous villains, and strangling your brother for no satisfactory reason :)
But... but... he may be connected to it! That's not TOO far away from what they say about villains... if you get a lawyer who is good with words :P
Quote from: Akisohida on August 28, 2006, 08:37:27 AM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 28, 2006, 07:50:21 AM
*imagines what a sheep-lion hybrid would look like*
...interesting notion.
*Imagines HOW that would come about, since lambs are a lions prey.* :erk
Front part lion, rear part lamb: A lion that goes feral chasing its own tail! :P
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on August 28, 2006, 12:56:15 AMand dan's already died once. I'm sure jy-jy has something up his mad-scientist sleeve if it happens again.
I'm sure Jyrras has a few hypodermic needles full of glowing green goo somewhere in his lab.
...
Now I'm seeing the DMFA remix of Deadbones sadly vividly.
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 08:31:07 AM
Quote from: Sid on August 28, 2006, 08:19:35 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 28, 2006, 05:08:33 AM
2. Dan's tentacles are not under conscious control, and Dan is starting to come into his 'cubi powers. This means that Alexsi is in big danger. Fortunately for her he hasn't been taught any of the tricks yet, or she'd already be dead. It's more likely that she'll be the one gasping for air in a few moments.
Keep in mind that Abel's tentacles are under full control, and even he was scared of her. Of course, Abel most likely didn't go all-out back then. Then again, Dan surely doesn't want to hurt his sister. I'd say everything's pretty much open.
The snag is his tentacles might well attack her of their own accord in order to defend him. Like when they tried to make coffee for him..
I don't think Dans unconscious would like to actually kill Alexi, even when strangeled by her.
Also, nice to see Fi again. :P
Quote from: Akisohida on August 28, 2006, 08:37:27 AM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 28, 2006, 07:50:21 AM
*imagines what a sheep-lion hybrid would look like*
...interesting notion.
*Imagines HOW that would come about, since lambs are a lions prey.* :
Well, there is the proverbial line about how "the lion shal lie down with the lamb".
And as to how one might look, there's always the theory that
Jack creator David Hopkins' character Central the Angel has such a background:
(http://24.106.113.210/otown/Central9bBnLr.jpg)
Here she is as a mortal and an angel. She does have elements of both, I suppose; a leonine tail, coloration - white with black ears, hands and feet (most of the time) - which looks like a Merino sheep, and ears somewher in between little round lion ears and longer ovine ones.
She doesn't resemble a sheep in my opinion. She looks feline to me.
I think amber mentioned earlier that furrae is not a later incarnation of earth, so I think we should simply take the mention of christ as non-canon humor, or else we'll get insane trying to get an explanation
it's likely more simple to say that furrae has its own sacred deity called christ.
needless to mention about the nascar joke a while ago...
Quote from: Jack McSlay on August 28, 2006, 12:23:34 PM
I think amber mentioned earlier that furrae is not a later incarnation of earth
Probably before I arrived. Thanks for clearing that up.
couldn't it count as an alternate dimension?
DOMINI BISQUICK *throws holy water*
DOMINI UNO TACO *throws holy water*
DOMini biScoo *has a mental bre3akdown and cloapses from laughter*
Quote from: Gabi on August 28, 2006, 12:04:26 PM
She doesn't resemble a sheep in my opinion. She looks feline to me.
Dave Hopkins is notorious for his crossbreeding, to the point where you can hardly tell what the creature is.
Back on topic...ya know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Alexsi has some demon blood in her...
Oh. Do you know better? :-)
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on August 28, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
Back on topic...ya know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Alexsi has some demon blood in her...
Meh, seems like a typical woman to me.
* runs away VERY VERY FAST, WHILE DUCKING / DODGING A LOT *
Well, Tape ...
Thanks to you, my mind decided to play out Planet of the Apes with the DMFA cast. Thanks much. My mind may never forgive you for that. :p
Jyrras and Lorenda coming across a furrified statue of liberty was one of the funniest things my imagination has cooked up lately, though.
----
In case that was too vague and I have to elaborate; there was the referrence to perhaps there being a World before Furrae. A human World? And from that, Planet of the Apes isn't far behind.
Quote from: Rowne on August 28, 2006, 03:55:39 PM
Jyrras and Lorenda coming across a furrified statue of liberty was one of the funniest things my imagination has cooked up lately, though.
...........OH my god.... That is a very funny thing to imagine.
I can't wait til I get aroudn to recording this line :P Something abotu saying "The power of Chirst Compels you!" just makes me laugh
Welcome to my mind, it's a dark and scary place. A dark and scary place that likes to do weird things with the DMFA cast, apparently.
I just thought of something...what if Dan's sister married a Cubi (but didn't know it), then a few years later had a daughter that displays the same rage she's showing now....remind you of any of a Forumite's character?
i must admit Abel looks very suited to the occasion, perhaps he could get a part time job as a priest or something now that would be a funny service
Can't wait to see how this plays out
Quote from: Vidar on August 28, 2006, 03:17:36 PM
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on August 28, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
Back on topic...ya know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Alexsi has some demon blood in her...
Meh, seems like a typical woman to me.
* runs away VERY VERY FAST, WHILE DUCKING / DODGING A LOT *
Actually, in one IRC room, it was observed by one of the
female chatters that the description of PMS (Wikipedia, etcetera) can be used to explain just about
any outbursts from women.
Seriously.
that is scary.
it's also fairly accurate. The many and varied responses to it, due ot the differing biological responses and metabolisms, means pretty much -anything- matches the description.
*shrug* just one of those things.
You want to see scary? *smacks Llearch with his tentcles*
Quote from: Zedd on August 28, 2006, 06:55:31 PM
You want to see scary? *smacks Llearch with his tentcles*
I've seen scarier kittens.
And no, not photoshopped ones. :rolleyes
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Kitler.jpg)
Führen Sie uns zum Sieg, mein Kittenlehre!
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on August 28, 2006, 07:07:40 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Kitler.jpg)
Führen Sie uns zum Sieg, mein Kittenlehre!
I said
kittens, dammit!
But still, there's a website dedicated to cats like that. :P
Where do you think I got the pic? O:)
Heh heh..Its the stupid fuether kitty...And I know it was nuts...
you all lost me ther but i wons saw a cat surive bein run over by a car and a kitten with a broken back drag/crawl it's way under a porch. i want to take the kitten the the vet but i could not reach it.. this is my real life sad as it is.
Back on topic, please?!
Quote from: Akisohida on August 28, 2006, 08:37:27 AM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 28, 2006, 07:50:21 AM
*imagines what a sheep-lion hybrid would look like*
...interesting notion.
*Imagines HOW that would come about, since lambs are a lions prey.* :erk
It's kinda like the Mountain Pautine comic. 'If gryphons eat horses, how do hippogryphs come about?' "Umm..I'm not gonna touch that question with a ten-foot pole, mmkay?"
As een http://www.hollyann.furtopia.org/claxstory10.html there.
*Charline* Baaaaaa... erf! I mean... ROOAARR!! *looks about nervously, trying to hide her fleecy fur* My dad was NOT a ram, if that's what you're thinking!
*Charles shakes his head* Eh, I just think your whole backstory is a bunch of bull. *ba-dum-dum* :laugh
Wouldn't she have an udder then?
Its nice to see Lorenda again. She actually looks really cute methinks. I like her character. I always kinda wondered what might happen between her, Jy, and her mom.... Anyone else remember that Her Mom (forget her name at the moment) took that game device to that high council? I have been wondering if that will ever come up again, or if Amber forgot about it.... so many open plot trails.
open plotrs are the backups og comic writers. also i like Kira as she is some what scary theon not as scary as moria
Manawolf: An udder what?
You're thinking of utter, they're two different things. Then again, it's a matter of style, and where to put it exactly. But that gets into the ickyness of furry anatomy, so we'll stopl here.
good ideal mas ans both mares and cows have udders but the deference comes in when you change the biped quaduped thing
It's all about the placement with some people, but then again I've been around once or twice.
You and me both Mana..We all been there
there are some places that even i don't want to return to Zedd
Every now and then I have to really agree with one or two of the characters. Today seems to be Lorenda.
You said it KK...Someone has seems to be atracted to the cow lass as of late ya know
do you mean Jy-Jy or dan?
*Charline hmphs* It was a slip of the tongue. I don't have udders. And I shall become the lead character once Dan is out of the way... >:3
Quote from: KarlOmega1 on August 28, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
Back on topic...ya know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Alexsi has some demon blood in her...
The only thing we don't know better is that Dan and Alexis don't share the same mother... we don't
know that thier father didn't have a habit of falling in love with pretty female creatures. ;)
Quote from: Alondro on August 28, 2006, 10:25:10 PM
*Charline hmphs* It was a slip of the tongue. I don't have udders. And I shall become the lead character once Dan is out of the way... >:3
Lead villain, probably, at least until dark pegasus comes back again, you both get into a huge battle, both of you take each other out, or one of you is weakened enough to be finished off by the others. That's usually the way it goes.
You do have a point mana
We seem to have forgotten that Alexsi is an Amazon and not an ordinary being. She is in full possession of her own hammer space. Who knows what else she can do. We are left to speculation until the Amazon section has been filled out in Demonology 101.
Not that I am picking on anyone in particular, but the correct word usage is 'a lot' and not 'alot', which is misspelled. I saw this mistake made in several posts by different individuals. I felt a short lesson was required.
Example:
1. I hereby allot you ten cows.
2. Wow, ten is a lot of cows.
Please note that my own grammar skills aren't as good as I would like. I find it easier to find mistakes in others typing than to find mistakes in my own. This is true for a lot of people.
Quote from: Meech on August 28, 2006, 11:18:03 PM
I find it easier to find mistakes in others typing than to find mistakes in my own.
That should be "I find it easier to find mistakes in other's typing..." You left out the apostrophe in "other's ", which is required when it's used as a possessive.
Rafe, there is a double space between the words "used" and "as" in your last post and I believe that is improper form.
Quote from: Rafe on August 29, 2006, 01:41:02 AM
Quote from: Meech on August 28, 2006, 11:18:03 PM
I find it easier to find mistakes in others typing than to find mistakes in my own.
That should be "I find it easier to find mistakes in other's typing..." You left out the apostrophe in "other's ", which is required when it's used as a possessive.
Unless, of course, he meant it to be plural. In which case, there's an entire other set of issues. :P
We seem to be diverging from the intent of the thread...
Abel does not make a very good priest, the outfit just does not do him any justice, just a tad bit too regimented.
Lexsi is rough with Dan, but he can take it, he always has. She has some severe anger issues though, not a healthy way to deal with the immeidate issue...
Quote from: Rafe on August 29, 2006, 01:41:02 AM
Quote from: Meech on August 28, 2006, 11:18:03 PM
I find it easier to find mistakes in others typing than to find mistakes in my own.
That should be "I find it easier to find mistakes in other's typing..." You left out the apostrophe in "other's ", which is required when it's used as a possessive.
Don't you mean others'?
True. If it was meant as both a plural and a possessive, the apostrophe would follow the "s", as in "others' ".
Then again, some people like to use an apostrophe just to warn you that there is an "s" coming at the end of a word, as in
"Try our hot dog's", or
"I've got the run's".
okay i can not follow this when i would rather talks about dan lorenda and widly san
two of which aren't even really part of this topic right now.
lorenda has been mentions several times though i don't believe widly san has been more then once. it is about the reflection's in the comic that have me wondering. especially after i threw it all off asking what Christ was in furrie
I found some good news...I found my tiger of the wind plush!
tiger of the wind? form the monster rancher TV series? i wonder what he would like in in furrie or better et as a yappy.
Funny thing is...I found it on ebay...I am gonna shake some people down
Quote from: Azlan on August 29, 2006, 02:14:59 AM
Abel does not make a very good priest, the outfit just does not do him any justice, just a tad bit too regimented.
Oh, Azlan agrees with me! :eek Watch out, anything could happen now! Though it does feel nice. :) Yes, I don't think that look suits him at all.
Amazons can be beings or creatures, it's not a race in itself.
Yeah. Just ask Gareeku, who proclaims to be the original half-breed amazon... :-)
Quote from: Alondro on August 28, 2006, 10:25:10 PM
*Charline hmphs* It was a slip of the tongue. I don't have udders. And I shall become the lead character once Dan is out of the way... >:3
..I was going to make an utterly horrid udder joke at Charlines expense but it would have been past a PG rating. :U Instead, I will simply state, to the arachnophobic lioness goddess, that I have a habit of stealing lead, evil, female characters. :mwaha
And, on topic, no one seems to have commented about Fi and HIS priest outfit! I think it looks cool! ^.^
Edit: Fixed a typo
*Charline, as a vaporous, evil, shadowy entity, whispers to Lorenda in the second panel* No, my dear. I'm afraid it won't work out. Why, I'd wager he's already cheating on you with the basement rats. You know what you really want... go ahead, do it... no one can stop you... just think of how appetizing he'd look squeaking and trembling beneath your hooves. Give in to your demon side; EAT Jyrras! :bat
*Charline grins toothily* As a non-canon persona, I can't eat a main character. But nothing prevents me from tempting one of the canon characters into doing my dirtywork for me! >:3 *she eeeks and takes out a can of RAID, pointing it toward Akisohida* Back! Back I say! :eek
Quote from: Alondro on August 29, 2006, 08:48:02 AM
*she eeeks and takes out a can of RAID, pointing it toward Akisohida* Back! Back I say! :eek
Muhahaha! :mwaha I am the only one who can keep Charline in line! ^.^ *He skitters up and SNUGS the ebil lioness* Raid only works on 'roaches. :laugh
If I were an a person of ill intent, right now I'd wish to build an army of robotic variants of the Arx Fatalis arachnid (http://newspics.rpgdot.com/gallery/805//Screenshots//nasty_spider2.jpg) (cited by a number of people I know as the most scary spider in existance), so that I could sic them on Charline, just because. Yet I'm not, so I have no such desire.
Probably.
Anyway, Alexsi is an amazon? Doesn't Dan have amazonian fantasies? From a psychiatry standpoint, I'm now a little worried about our good Mr. Ti'fiona.
That said, I have to agree, Abel only looks good in a Priest's outfit in satire, since that would be a very primp and proper way of being and Abel seems to be anything but proper. If anything, he might just be the antithesis thereof.
(Edit: I ...completely tripped over spelling a word there. I'm glad that I have fast post modification skills.)
*Charline :boggle as she's hugged by a SPIDEEEEEE!!* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *she struggles frantically like a wildcat... until...* Oh my... I believe I have soiled myself... :redface
*Charles nods* Yep, that's what cats do when they struggle too much. Having had to give a terrified cat a bath, I know this for a fact... :mowtongue
*Blinkblinks and gives Charline to Charles for a bath. The mortal can get all scratched and mauled.* :blink
Quote from: Rowne on August 29, 2006, 09:04:09 AM
If I were an a person of ill intent, right now I'd wish to build an army of robotic variants of the Arx Fatalis arachnid (http://newspics.rpgdot.com/gallery/805//Screenshots//nasty_spider2.jpg) (cited by a number of people I know as the most scary spider in existance)
Dunno about that... I just set light to them.
Likewise. Though I think you actually have to be scared of spiders in the first place for that fear to work. I know I'm not, I'm quite the fan of house-spiders actually.
Quote from: Rowne on August 29, 2006, 09:04:09 AM
If I were an a person of ill intent, right now I'd wish to build an army of robotic variants of the Arx Fatalis arachnid (http://newspics.rpgdot.com/gallery/805//Screenshots//nasty_spider2.jpg) (cited by a number of people I know as the most scary spider in existance), so that I could sic them on Charline, just because. Yet I'm not, so I have no such desire.
Doesn't look that scary to me. Gimme a squad of Reaver-Reapers (http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1469/machinesscreen003imageyr2.jpg) (the Four legged mechs) any day. Or maybe a pack of Commandants.
I kinda thought this one was somewhat better...
(http://flawed.perception.co.nz/misc/bearantula.jpg)
*grin* isn't it so cute? :-)
Edit:
Image linked from here: http://www.yuretz.ru/prikol.php?id=471
Here, I know. I'll re-host it.
Better?
The X, not really. Check the url on it.
Quote from: Akisohida on August 28, 2006, 08:37:27 AM
*Imagines HOW that would come about, since lambs are a lions prey.* :erk
the old the lion shall lie down with the sheep bit like Rafe said... I'm pretty sure I've see an image of that
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It's kinda like the Mountain Pautine comic. 'If gryphons eat horses, how do hippogryphs come about?' "Umm..I'm not gonna touch that question with a ten-foot pole, mmkay?"
I've seen that one too
course I like how kevin and kell did it, It was a little cheesey but Christ was the species people expected him to be
Quote from: thegayhare on August 29, 2006, 11:48:22 AM
Quote from: Akisohida on August 28, 2006, 08:37:27 AM
*Imagines HOW that would come about, since lambs are a lions prey.* :erk
the old the lion shall lie down with the sheep bit like Rafe said... I'm pretty sure I've see an image of that
I'm pretty sure the biblical "lie down with" is a euphamism for something not to be mentioned on this board. Makes you wonder what other morally questionable stuff is in there.... :U
Ya know whats weird? as I was heading to the library a thought hit me out of the blue: "The power of Cute compells you" and this was before I had read this.. I dunno it just struck me as odd.
*snerk* I can just imagine Abel and Fi holding flowers and wearing cute dresses while saying that! xD
If amber were to be more anatomically correct and included udders on lorenda, then the "happy Buddha" wallpaper would look alot different. Not to mension she would need to design clothing that would hide the udders, which, i would imagine, would be a colossal pain in the neck..
OK, I know there was another Lorenda wallpaper somewhere but I can't seem to find it...
i have to agree wit hvidar and hare (love the sig hare) the holy books are some thing tthat most of us will never full understand beucane things are almosty alwoasy diffenty as time passes.
Here is the strip I mentioned (http://www.kevinandkell.com/2000/strips/kk20001224.gif)
Quote from: thegayhare on August 29, 2006, 03:02:24 PM
Here is the strip I mentioned (http://www.kevinandkell.com/2000/strips/kk20001224.gif)
Oh yeah, I'd forgotten that one. Quite a nice idea.
i remember that one too that were tellin Conny a chrimas story to help her learn to share
And on a side note...Is it true BB?
Course I think I like Zooni's version too
Da power (http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Zooni/power_of_rice_compels_you.jpg)
I can't wait to see what happens if Dan survive this. I do like the idea of Dan'd threshold to pain. But Lorenda and Jyrass Amber should get those two to talk about the things on their minds and settle on their freindship/relationship it's looks pretty serious I want to see them hooked up as a couple. What do you think? :meh
i think that i shall wait and watch from the shadows like erebus who came before the dawn
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 29, 2006, 10:44:29 AM(http://flawed.perception.co.nz/misc/bearantula.jpg)
*grin* isn't it so cute? :-)
That would definitely have been featured in my nightmares tonight, were it not for the fact that I won't have opportunity to sleep before the weekend.
welcom to the new forum Little dragon
Thank you.
Haven't puzzled out all of the new features yet, but it looks very shiny.
Quote from: thegayhare on August 29, 2006, 09:38:35 PM
Course I think I like Zooni's version too
Da power (http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Zooni/power_of_rice_compels_you.jpg)
You mention that demon girl again. It took me two days to purify my thoughts after seeing the horrors her VCL contained. Mention her again, and it will be you recieving the sword from the wrong end.
but don't we like deaming girls her? like lorenda kira and Anrray ?
Not when they're doing mpreg Freddy and Jason with plenty of innocent victims. Such defilement must be brought to justice. For everyone's sake, never tread into her VCL page, it only took 10 of her pics to leave me scarred.
Quote from: Manawolf on August 30, 2006, 01:17:28 AM
You mention that demon girl again. It took me two days to purify my thoughts after seeing the horrors her VCL contained. Mention her again, and it will be you recieving the sword from the wrong end.
Sorry mana I like zooni's art, and she's a nice person to talk to as well
plus that image is compleatly harmless
:mowtongue
You're already a whacko, so you're unaffected.
She's certainly a prolithic artist... (16 pages from 2003 to present)
To browse or not to browse, that is the question.
DON'T! It took only 10 of her images to scar me, I'd rather not see the same happen to others. Anyone who finds interest in the killing of innocents for a bit of blood lust really needs help.
If you can survive a day in /b/ then by all means...
If not, then you may wish to steel your resolve.
The horror genre is aptly named after all.
If by a day you mean a straight 24 hours, then you lack as much of a conscience as Zooni herself.
Quote from: Manawolf on August 30, 2006, 01:57:51 AM
DON'T! It took only 10 of her images to scar me, I'd rather not see the same happen to others. Anyone who finds interest in the killing of innocents for a bit of blood lust really needs help.
Do Civil Protection, Security Guards, Soldiers, Marines, Elites, Grunts, etc. etc. count as innocents? :paranoid
What about the teenage girls, little sisters and their big brothers, and hospital nurses (those were just some of the victims I saw amongst the 10 pics)? Plus, technically, attacking or killing anyone you don't have a grudge against makes them an innocent, no matter how much combat training they have.
Jeeze mana,
Ever watch a horror movie? or even a pretty average action movie?
dozens, hundreds of people get killed in them in fairly gruesome ways, hell ther are some comedies that feature rather horrific deaths.
the joke to Zooni's art, most of it anyway, is the fact that these are movie monsters. Being monsters is only there day job how ever, after that they come home and have a fairly normal life...
yes people die but these are the folks who seem to have there day job as innocent victum nuber 10... they are the nameless hordes all slasher, and monster flicks need, and whats more they seem to know it. There was a great comic Zooni did when Jason was preggers. It involed Jason in maternity clothing chasing after some teenaged girl. At one point he had to stop and the girl turned around all concened eyeing his belly "Are you sure you should be out here in your condition?"
the new generations she made are simply continuing on in that vien. I mean it makes sense that Conner would become a movie killer. I mean his parents are Freddy and Jason, and his baby sitter was Hannible lector.
Admittedly I don't like much of the blood and guts stuff myself. but the ongoing story of there family dynamic is interesting and very cool
what is /b/? also as i have no remorse i should be fine if i looked as i am unwarpable and may be clinically insane ( i never took the test as i'm afraid of what i might find out.) be seriously i have been expoused to almost everything including man dad a website about a guy trying to pull off being pregnant. biology classes Dealing with cadavers and all the gore holly wood has throne At me with the Jason, Freddy chuckie movies and more i an hard to hurt or effect. i can see any thing and not have it effect me as long as i don't have to take part in it.
(bloody 'ell the way i wrote it before was better but my net chocked out on me when i tried to post)
Voyager you do not want to know what that means and TGH does proove a good point though I try not to argue with anything sides...Its her art...And plus note shes not using the real actrural horror chars...Sides she really is nice person deep down
I suppose it boils down to the fact that I don't like to see the bad guy get away with it. I never was a fan of horror movies (especially idiotic teen slasher flicks), and it never sits right when some upstart piece of demonspawn thinks it can get away with the killing and mutilation of the innocent, especially if it's all for a cheap thrill.
Theres a lesson should be learned from this...Dont like seeing the flick then dont watch it alright? *pokes the wolfs nose*
It's why I'm never going back to looking at her work. I'm just warning the rest of you.
Man, some things never change around here.
You're telling me ...
Oh, hang on, I just noticed that I hadn't actually heralded your return, in the least. Which is a little unexpected considering you were one of the folks who amused me back on the old forums, in the era before I posted a lot.
So yes, indeed. Glad to have you back, Janus!
*pets the Janus*
He's been here for a while sir, just not posting much
*brings out some mint cheese cake for the ferret anyway*
nyomnyomnyomnyom.
Oops. Erm. Do you have any more? I seem to have accidentally disposed of all of this one...
Mindt cheese cake where???
oi, where is ze cake!?
The box ate it! >X
It's kick boxing time!
::Kicks box::
You mean box kicking? :P
*give Haz a wedgie* >> <<
Why don't you just... remove it from him? Boxes are rather defenceless really; no limbs, see. Kicking him is just adding insult to injury.
OO BURN
I could give you a nasty papercut, would that change your mind about how defenceless we are? :-)
You mean a cardboard cut? :eek Those hurt!
all this talk has intruged me so i'm going to look fo the rest of her work to see what all the talk is about. i've seen the pis hare posted and heard the descritiop form mannawolf but this is too tempet to let be. her name was Zooni right?
Quote from: e_voyager on August 30, 2006, 06:09:09 PM
all this talk has intruged me so i'm going to look fo the rest of her work to see what all the talk is about. i've seen the pis hare posted and heard the descritiop form mannawolf but this is too tempet to let be. her name was Zooni right?
Yes sir
I'll pm you a direct link to her archive if you like (as aposed to posting it here to save mana the waste of more complaining)
I'm not sure you understand the difference between complaints and begging for mercy.. That, and it probably wouldn't be appropriate, posting it publically here.
well.. sometimes they are the same thing.
are they really? i've neve seen it that way... hum
*attacks the box* gimme mah cake!!!
Actualy Aridas I don't think you understand the differance between a legitimate complaint and the whiny rant attacking an innocent artist based simply on the fact that he doesn't like the subjects she draws.
See If he'd said "I don't like Zooni's art. The graphic violence and blood just puts me off."
see thats a legitimate complaint while what Mana did was scream about psychological damage and call the artist nasty and foul names.
*sets up a few more cheesecakes*
*Takes a cheesecake*
:eek Best... cake... EVAR!
"flying tackle" jumps in and garbes a cheese cake.
You people are mentioning cheese too often. That is my job.
*dodges random flying tackles*
However, I believe I shall leave you all to your own devices. Good day.
*exits*
(Yes, that post was 100% nothing. Get over it.)
These people have absolutely nothing in the way of survival instinct, though that's probably why I like them. One would have to say that only the denizens of this forum would kick a box that can somehow digest things.
You silly people. Though I do say that we should probably drop lots and lots of things into Llearch to see whether he's got a bottomless pit inside him. If he does, we've solved the World's pollution problems!
I have thermite and buttered scones! Hey, Llearch, c'mere!
Cool, thermite! Just make sure not to get any on the edges, or say goodbye to llearch. You should light in underwater and make instant hydrogen! :D
Is it OK if I don't know what the topic is, and just pretend?
That's what I'm doing Bill. I'm just good at faking that I have a damned clue what everyone is talking about. Thankfully there are a few people that find my random meanderings amusing, so that tends to save my decidedly fuzzy heiney.
Haz: O'course I wouldn't, I'm not careless. See, I have my thermite in a flower-pot and that acts as a slowing mechanism. I'm just going to light and drop it, like a depth charge!
NUUUUU!!!! :U It's the slow-reaction mechanism of a garden flower pot! Get it right! *smack*
i wish i had the topic drift o meter. i could gotr form some pie
Quote from: e_voyager on August 30, 2006, 10:05:18 PM
i wish i had the topic drift o meter. i could gotr form some pie
3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
now, that's a lot of pi, so be sure to share with everyone ^_^
I already made that joke. :P And it was much longer, to the 100,000th decimal. :D
Cake is goood
Quote from: Rafe on August 29, 2006, 02:21:14 AM
True. If it was meant as both a plural and a possessive, the apostrophe would follow the "s", as in "others' ".
Then again, some people like to use an apostrophe just to warn you that there is an "s" coming at the end of a word, as in
"Try our hot dog's", or
"I've got the run's".
See, I told you my grammar was bad.
Now to get back on topic. I think the fact that Alexsi has her own hammer space should be evidence that she posses' some magic. I believe that she could square up against even a well trained cubi like Abel.
This has lead me to a few questions:
-How strong is she?
-Does she keep more than just a hammer in her hammer space?
-Did Destania teach her a few things about how to handle Dan if he should go out of control?
-Was Destania even worried she couldn't handle Dan?
-Why is everyone so quick to give her personal space when she gets angry?
-How would Kria react to Alexsi? I don't know if they've ever met.
* Rowne accidentally drops the thermite on another forumite, having been ... well, smacked!
I was talking in shorthand, I couldn't be bothered to type all that and now look what you made me do! Bloody 'ell, somebody's going to feel that in the morning.
---
Now I'm just waiting for someone to yell "And this is why we don't smack people who happen to be holdin' thermite, yeh blisterin' idiot!" at Haz, after having their foot burned away.
what is this? it seems to be tryin to melt thron my neo lacatium armor
I'm sure it would, too. ;)
Yeah, thermite does that. Vigourous little compound it is. Not much can stand up to it. That's why it's fun to throw it at tanks! At least, this is what Brainiac tells me and I always listen to Brainiac.
You need to upgrade your plating to Gekiganium Alloy, e.
i havint bee to a univer that cares it so i sue the armoe used by zero inbetween the mega man X and mega man zero games.
Is it wrong to loathe someone for the work they do. I feel it is, with the twisted images that were left in my mind. This is another reason why I'm not so accepting of you too, TGH. You're the one that brought her into this forum, and I'm afraid I can never forgive you for that. Not many images have brought my stomach to a churn these days, but her art managed to do it.
Beyond that, there is nothing more to say, other than the given of never mentioning her in my presence ever again.
manna after looking at her wok i can see how some of it may upset you(as ifs my custom i went form oldest to newest) but fussing about it just dwells on the point. let us let the subject die and return to talk of armors and pie.
None of which I have much care for, beyond the armor and its obvious relations to my favorite passtime (you want kickass abilities on it, I've got plenty to choose from). As for pie, I've never gone beyond the mudd, I'm more for the cake or brownie, and none of that cheesecake. Cream and chocolatey goodness all the way for me. In fact, I'm more for the cake style brownie in any case. Damn it's been...well actually there was my best friend's birthday party last Friday. Almost too chocolatey though. I prefer my sweets in moderation.
then you might like my rum cake ore my friends cheese cake brownies. i still have not figures out how she makes then though. my bes cask are pinapple thong. a lot of there where i spend my time baking.
*Charles munches blueberry pie* I make my own pies: blueberry, apple, and pumpkin are the three I like. I also pick my own blueberries... I picked over 100 pounds this year. :)
As for art, I'm not too impressed with most so-called 'artists', of which the title is almost always self-appointed and doesn't reflect the skill or talent level (with some I must use negative integers on a grading scale). The recent announcement of the bronze baby poop sculpture is a perfect example. A bronze cast of crap... that is simply retarded. Another example of someone with too much time on their hands and no functioning frontal lobe synapses.
And some art is skillful, but very twisted in subject. I can withstand it on occaision for someone making a point or having a sporadic idea in that area. but when it becomes the main focus of everything they draw/sculpt/etc., I have to start wondering what's going on upstairs, if you know what I mean.
*Charline pops in* And on that note... vooooooooore! *eats Charles!* >:3
*Charles* AIEEEEEEEE!!! D:
I'm sorry you feel that way mana but if zooni's art work is enough to send you into hysterics I'm not sure it's safe for you to be on the internet... there is much worse out there.
but I refuse to censor my self to make you happy. If a thread or topic leads to a vein where there is sometihng I think could be a fun referance, I'll post it even if its a zooni piece. Like in this current thread I posted the keven and kell link first and then to lighten the mood I posted a link to zooni's joke.
you should realy calm down a bit, I see things that I don't like every day. But you can't just fly off the handle everytime like that it' not healthy or constructive
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/GabrielsThoughts/biblethumper.gif)
and that is all I have to say on the subject.
Thats cute
Quote from: thegayhare on August 31, 2006, 11:37:09 AM
I'm sorry you feel that way mana but if zooni's art work is enough to send you into hysterics I'm not sure it's safe for you to be on the internet... there is much worse out there.
but I refuse to censor my self to make you happy. If a thread or topic leads to a vein where there is sometihng I think could be a fun referance, I'll post it even if its a zooni piece. Like in this current thread I posted the keven and kell link first and then to lighten the mood I posted a link to zooni's joke.
you should realy calm down a bit, I see things that I don't like every day. But you can't just fly off the handle everytime like that it' not healthy or constructive
All I think we're asking is that you have a shred of decency, considering the rest of the time you don't..
I have an idea for all you guys constantly arguing in threads!
Can ya see it yet?
No? Here ya go:
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b183/FireKatKid/shutupbyzinaforforums.jpg)
Sorry to yoink the art, Z.
Amen KK
A hearty hear-hear, consider that motion seconded. I wouldn't even object though if they'd create a thread specific to the discussion instead of hijacking other threads and speaking of which, I've been involved in a bit of a polite discussion so I'm going to go and practice what I preach in the videogames subforum.
I said we were past it, but then again, what's left to talk about in this thread. We went from the comic, to talking about furry christ stories, to obsessive artists and the people who despise them, to armor and pies, to...I don't know, but it certainly OT.
Quote from: FireKatKid on August 31, 2006, 04:55:16 PM
I have an idea for all you guys constantly arguing in threads!
Can ya see it yet?
No? Here ya go:
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b183/FireKatKid/shutupbyzinaforforums.jpg)
Sorry to yoink the art, Z.
Hurr. X3 It's what it was made for~
Somethings never change, indeed.
great art zine. i didn't realise it was yours at first even though i did recognize you in the pic
You guys crack me up :laugh :laugh that art Zina is so cool. Do you have other drawings to show. You piqued my curiosity :mowcookie I hope you like cookies. Anywho did anybody love the new strip Amber Graced us today??????????
i did say Zine can i borrow that pic for future use?
Yeah I want ton know you have any more drawings at your disposal to show us pleassssssssssssssssssssse........
my DA gallery is http://zinacat.deviantart.com
I also have a thread in the art subforum. It's the one that says "Zina's art thread." XD
If you wanna use the drawing, ok. Just don't remove my copyright plzkthx. X3
not a problem and thanks.
Thanks I will go there right now you are so cool Zina here have a cookie :mowcookie.......