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Village Square => The Lost Lake Inn => Topic started by: Manawolf on May 07, 2007, 12:00:37 AM

Title: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Manawolf on May 07, 2007, 12:00:37 AM
Any story is boring and longwinded.
Title: Re: To a Fae
Post by: techmaster-glitch on May 07, 2007, 12:01:50 AM
Damn, you're fast, Manawolf.

No secret Fae conspiricy? Awwwwwwwww.....
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Meech on May 07, 2007, 12:06:39 AM
Mab was sure using a lot of explicatives as she was breaking the sound barrier.  Maybe we'll get a Mab backstory.  Yay! :mowhappy
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Reese Tora on May 07, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
Quote from: AmberIf there is one thing I've been learning this past couple months, its been what my artistic limit is.

Amber should get a herd of shivae or drakes or somehting like Syke has to lighter her work load.

*imaginings of what would ahppen if drakes were helping Amber make the comic*

on second thought...
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: superluser on May 07, 2007, 12:12:52 AM
You know, I think Jyrras could use something boring and long-winded to sneak away from Lorenda.  Maybe Jyrras should call his bluff?
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Zedd on May 07, 2007, 12:14:52 AM
You could least told him and all..No problem want to waste time doing so
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Amber Williams on May 07, 2007, 12:15:16 AM
Quote from: Reese Tora on May 07, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
Quote from: AmberIf there is one thing I've been learning this past couple months, its been what my artistic limit is.

Amber should get a herd of shivae or drakes or somehting like Syke has to lighter her work load.

*imaginings of what would ahppen if drakes were helping Amber make the comic*

on second thought...

TEEEETH!  TEEEEEEEEEETH! D:
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: ChaoSynergy on May 07, 2007, 12:19:05 AM
Quote from: Amber Williams on May 07, 2007, 12:15:16 AM
Quote from: Reese Tora on May 07, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
Quote from: AmberIf there is one thing I've been learning this past couple months, its been what my artistic limit is.

Amber should get a herd of shivae or drakes or somehting like Syke has to lighter her work load.

*imaginings of what would ahppen if drakes were helping Amber make the comic*

on second thought...

TEEEETH!  TEEEEEEEEEETH! D:

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM o.-.o
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Fuyudenki on May 07, 2007, 12:27:01 AM
Haha, now I've got you!  I'm a fan of boring, long-winded stories!

This does not coincide well with my fame for being contagiously ADD.

So since the camera has stayed with Albanion and Jyrras, instead of following Mab, and since nobody's mentioned anything about not liking flashbacks yet(in-comic, at least), I'm going to assume that we get to hear that boring, long-winded story.

This should be fun.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Cheese Foxlee on May 07, 2007, 12:33:43 AM
Well at least fae's are considerate.  some creatures will just ramble on and, on  and, on and, on and, on and, on and, on and...  What was I saying again?
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: nikename2 on May 07, 2007, 12:41:05 AM
Eh, I could think of one character in the comic who isn't exactly a fan of flashbacks. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_414.php)  ;)
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: thegayhare on May 07, 2007, 01:01:28 AM
Ohh she's fast

I hope the Fae don't have speed limits
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Grenn on May 07, 2007, 02:26:31 AM
I guess she won't be eating any peaches today. :p
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Fex on May 07, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
What is that in the sky? Is it an bird? Is it an plane? NO, it's Supermab.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Illusionist on May 07, 2007, 02:56:46 AM
Quote from: Fex on May 07, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
What is that in the sky? Is it an bird? Is it an plane? NO, it's Supermab.

I, Ix Ithor, will defeat Supermab with the power of boredomite!
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Zedd on May 07, 2007, 03:08:59 AM
Quote from: Illusionist on May 07, 2007, 02:56:46 AM
Quote from: Fex on May 07, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
What is that in the sky? Is it an bird? Is it an plane? NO, it's Supermab.

I, Ix Ithor, will defeat Supermab with the power of boredomite!

Hope no incoming planes :P
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Valynth on May 07, 2007, 03:57:32 AM
Quote from: Illusionist on May 07, 2007, 02:56:46 AM
Quote from: Fex on May 07, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
What is that in the sky? Is it an bird? Is it an plane? NO, it's Supermab.

I, Ix Ithor, will defeat Supermab with the power of boredomite!

And I Barniac shall help you.

I referenced two things in one sentence!...  Though I still curse my rural-suburban heritage.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Goatmon on May 07, 2007, 06:04:12 AM
Quote from: Amber Williams on May 07, 2007, 12:15:16 AM
Quote from: Reese Tora on May 07, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
Quote from: AmberIf there is one thing I've been learning this past couple months, its been what my artistic limit is.

Amber should get a herd of shivae or drakes or somehting like Syke has to lighter her work load.

*imaginings of what would ahppen if drakes were helping Amber make the comic*

on second thought...

TEEEETH!  TEEEEEEEEEETH! D:

Your signature suits that statement very well.  :)
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Fex on May 07, 2007, 06:43:02 AM
Quote from: Valynth on May 07, 2007, 03:57:32 AM
Quote from: Illusionist on May 07, 2007, 02:56:46 AM
Quote from: Fex on May 07, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
What is that in the sky? Is it an bird? Is it an plane? NO, it's Supermab.

I, Ix Ithor, will defeat Supermab with the power of boredomite!

And I Barniac shall help you.

I referenced two things in one sentence!...  Though I still curse my rural-suburban heritage.

NO ... I Undieman will stop you villians from hurting Supermab
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 07:20:03 AM

Fantastic "bored and condescending" expression in the last panel - also, Jy pulling off the overcute again.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rt on May 07, 2007, 08:00:28 AM
wow! I never knew that mab was jet powered!
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Caswin on May 07, 2007, 08:04:25 AM
XD Love it.

It bears repeating (on the off chance anyone missed it): She's a rocket-Mab!
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 08:05:29 AM
Quote from: Caswin on May 07, 2007, 08:04:25 AM
XD Love it.

It bears repeating (on the off chance anyone missed it): She's a rocket-Mab!

!!!

That bears a Shatner-esque recording of "Rocket Man".
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: multani82 on May 07, 2007, 08:27:57 AM
Faster than a speeding MOW!
More powerful than a angry Wildy!
able to leap tall Shrubberies in a single bow!
She's....SUPER MAEB!! DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
we fine super Maeb under the alia......maeb.....at the daily brownie
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 08:43:02 AM

http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html (http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html)

This comes with a government warning: "Contains Silly"
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: multani82 on May 07, 2007, 08:54:46 AM
Quote from: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 08:43:02 AM

http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html (http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html)

This comes with a government warning: "Contains Silly"
WOOT nice
you recieve a cookie but the mow ate it  :mowcookie
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Cemalidor on May 07, 2007, 08:57:02 AM
lol, first rule: if you're involved, deny any responsibility.  :mowninja

*gets himself a fabulous brownie*  :mowcookie
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Alondro on May 07, 2007, 10:43:26 AM
*Charles durrs*  I are Super Mabs' arch-enemy Lex'Lina!  Like... Fa'lina's more evil brother...  Who has male-pattern baldness all over himself.  He looks like a chi-wa-wa. *Charles is too dumb to spell chihuahua*  :B

Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Kenji on May 07, 2007, 10:52:31 AM
Quote from: Alondro on May 07, 2007, 10:43:26 AM
*Charles durrs*  I are Super Mabs' arch-enemy Lex'Lina!  Like... Fa'lina's more evil brother...  Who has male-pattern baldness all over himself.  He looks like a chi-wa-wa. *Charles is too dumb to spell chihuahua*  :B



I dunno, I like Alexsi Luthor more.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Stig Hemmer on May 07, 2007, 10:52:43 AM
QuotePrepare for exposition!
Yes Maam! Perparing for exposition, Maam! :eager
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Fuyudenki on May 07, 2007, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: Alondro on May 07, 2007, 10:43:26 AM
*Charles durrs*  I are Super Mabs' arch-enemy Lex'Lina!  Like... Fa'lina's more evil brother...  Who has male-pattern baldness all over himself.  He looks like a chi-wa-wa. *Charles is too dumb to spell chihuahua*  :B



Wait, shouldn't he look like a naked mole rat?  That really WOULD be Super-Mab's arch enemy.

Even worse: a naked mole rat with tufts of yellow fur all over him.  yeep!
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: familyghost on May 07, 2007, 12:32:50 PM
Quote from: Fuyudenki on May 07, 2007, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: Alondro on May 07, 2007, 10:43:26 AM
*Charles durrs*  I are Super Mabs' arch-enemy Lex'Lina!  Like... Fa'lina's more evil brother...  Who has male-pattern baldness all over himself.  He looks like a chi-wa-wa. *Charles is too dumb to spell chihuahua*  :B



Wait, shouldn't he look like a naked mole rat?  That really WOULD be Super-Mab's arch enemy.

Even worse: a naked mole rat with tufts of yellow fur all over him.  yeep!

You're both wrong Super-Mab's Arch Enemy would be a porcupine; The Only villain capable of resisiting the Super-Hug!
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Fuyudenki on May 07, 2007, 12:59:57 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of roughly the most un-cute creature known to man, which is the naked mole rat.  If you've never seen one, count yourself lucky.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Jigsaw Forte on May 07, 2007, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 08:05:29 AM
Quote from: Caswin on May 07, 2007, 08:04:25 AM
XD Love it.

It bears repeating (on the off chance anyone missed it): She's a rocket-Mab!

!!!

That bears a Shatner-esque recording of "Rocket Man".

Now here I was thinking we should completely bastardize "Rocket Queen" instead.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Stygian on May 07, 2007, 01:29:35 PM
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the Mab they think I am at home
Oh no no no... I'm a rocket Mab...!

Rocket Mab, burning out her fuse up here alone...
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: M on May 07, 2007, 03:45:31 PM
Oh boy, exposition!

Boring, shmoring, I can't wait to learn about the story behind this. Sounds interesting.

Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: Stygian on May 07, 2007, 01:29:35 PM
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the Mab they think I am at home
Oh no no no... I'm a rocket Mab...!

Rocket Mab, burning out her fuse up here alone...


http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html (http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html)

Miss it on the first page?
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Madmann135 on May 07, 2007, 05:26:18 PM
I think that's Mab's magical afterburners.

I will admit being able to do multiple 45 degree turns like that and move at that speed.  She's very adapt at flying.

Mab as a superhero... I think her weakness would be Bordinium and her arch enemy would be something unexpected like Widley in a "Master porcupine" costume. 

Most other villains would fail just by looking into her sweet eyes, if that doesn't work she has the super powerful Mab Huggies, if that fails she can always fall back upon her most dangerous weapon... Dan with a big sword.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Ouai on May 07, 2007, 11:57:48 PM
Quote from: Fuyudenki on May 07, 2007, 12:59:57 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of roughly the most un-cute creature known to man

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k161/Ouari/gremlin_dog.jpg)
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Moonfrost on May 08, 2007, 12:02:13 AM
Quote from: Ouari on May 07, 2007, 11:57:48 PM
Quote from: Fuyudenki on May 07, 2007, 12:59:57 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of roughly the most un-cute creature known to man

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k161/Ouari/gremlin_dog.jpg)
*shudder*
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: nikename2 on May 08, 2007, 12:03:33 AM
 :erk

The mother brain's dog?
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: thegayhare on May 08, 2007, 12:04:26 AM
Attack of the brain puppies


"Mr. trouble never hangs around,
When he hears this Mighty sound,

Here I come to save the day!

That means that Mighty Mab is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mab will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
She's got the situation well in hand!"
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Fuyudenki on May 08, 2007, 12:13:15 AM
(http://www.landrymanor.com/ragefactor/deebswuvs.jpg)
jus' bein' stupid.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Zedd on May 08, 2007, 01:42:19 AM
I just hope an admin burns that image please...
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Zaon on May 08, 2007, 01:43:22 AM
Quote from: Fuyudenki on May 08, 2007, 12:13:15 AM
(http://www.landrymanor.com/ragefactor/deebswuvs.jpg)
jus' bein' stupid.
XD stupid and funny
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: thegayhare on May 08, 2007, 02:38:55 AM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/MightyMab.jpg)


Quote from: thegayhare on May 08, 2007, 12:04:26 AM

"Mr. trouble never hangs around,
When he hears this Mighty sound,

Here I come to save the day!

That means that Mighty Mab is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mab will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
She's got the situation well in hand!"

Yes I know I quoted myself but I just had to
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 08, 2007, 07:05:15 AM
Quote from: Zedd on May 08, 2007, 01:42:19 AM
I just hope an admin burns that image please...

... That tempts me to turn it into an emote.

And put it on the post page, rather than in the popup. >:-]
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: RobbieThe1st on May 08, 2007, 08:04:17 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 08, 2007, 07:05:15 AM
Quote from: Zedd on May 08, 2007, 01:42:19 AM
I just hope an admin burns that image please...

... That tempts me to turn it into an emote.

And put it on the post page, rather than in the popup. >:-]
Quoting mab: "Doooo Eeeeeeeeet... (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_698.php)"
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Zaon on May 08, 2007, 11:37:50 AM
Quote from: RobbieThe1st on May 08, 2007, 08:04:17 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 08, 2007, 07:05:15 AM
Quote from: Zedd on May 08, 2007, 01:42:19 AM
I just hope an admin burns that image please...

... That tempts me to turn it into an emote.

And put it on the post page, rather than in the popup. >:-]
Quoting mab: "Doooo Eeeeeeeeet... (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_698.php)"
I agree
DOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Fuyudenki on May 08, 2007, 11:45:23 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 08, 2007, 07:05:15 AM
Quote from: Zedd on May 08, 2007, 01:42:19 AM
I just hope an admin burns that image please...

... That tempts me to turn it into an emote.

And put it on the post page, rather than in the popup. >:-]

You are evil, llearch.  I approve!

I'm now very happy I made that picture, as every effect it's had on people has wrought me with giggles.(including my original reaction when I decided to do it)
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Stygian on May 08, 2007, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 05:15:24 PM
http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html (http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html)

Miss it on the first page?

You're right. Sorry. I'm an idiot. But don't stop me now. I'm having such a good time. I'm having a ball.

Now maybe someone should have told Mab's parents that? Nevertheless, they made a supersonic Mab out of her.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rabid_fox on May 08, 2007, 12:56:16 PM

More song parodies abound with "supersonic Mab outta you" now.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Illusionist on May 08, 2007, 02:21:11 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on May 08, 2007, 12:04:26 AM
"Mr. trouble never hangs around,
When he hears this Mighty sound,

Here I come to save the day!

That means that Mighty Mab is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mab will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
She's got the situation well in hand!"

...I think I'm in love.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Caswin on May 08, 2007, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on May 07, 2007, 08:43:02 AMhttp://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html (http://rapidshare.com/files/29976210/rocketmab.mp3.html)
O_o (o...o...o...)

Wow (wow... wow... wow...).   That's... (that's... that's...) I don't know what that is (is... is... is...).

But I salute you.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rabid_fox on May 08, 2007, 07:04:46 PM

(http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geulTzAUFGsBEBMrNWBQx./SIG=12f0reure/EXP=1178751859/**http%3A//www.zarcrom.com/users/alzheimers/poetry/g/salute.jpg)

At ease, soldier. It makes no sense at all unless you're a Shatner'ite.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 08, 2007, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: Illusionist on May 08, 2007, 02:21:11 PM
...I think I'm in love.

Is it Friday already?
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Caswin on May 08, 2007, 07:07:45 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on May 08, 2007, 07:04:46 PMAt ease, soldier. It makes no sense at all unless you're a Shatner'ite.
Actually, I think I saw some of his Rocket-Man stuff.  Entertaining.

[Pause]

>.o Okay, my mind just made some disturbing connections.  I need a distraction.

As long as people are doing Mab tributes, I guess...

EDIT: Wait.  Not quite ready.  Hold on.
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: rabid_fox on May 08, 2007, 07:10:41 PM

Oh Mabby. You came and you baked us some brownies
Without almonds
La la la la
Title: Re: (5-7-07, #784) To a Fae...
Post by: Caswin on May 08, 2007, 07:19:27 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on May 08, 2007, 07:10:41 PM
Oh Mabby. You came and you baked us some brownies
Without almonds
La la la la
Great.  Now I feel like brownies.

Anyway.

The following scenes are lifted from a transcript of the second-season Space Ghost: Coast to Coast episode "Jerk" (thanks, snard.com), probably one of the funniest of the series.  Every instance of 'Sandra Bernhard', 'Ghost Planet', 'Moltar', 'Space Ghost', 'break' and 'Brak' has been changed to 'Sphinx MT', 'Lost Lake', 'Fluffy', 'Amber', 'ads' and 'Mab', respectively, but that's about it.
---
Fluffy: Ten seconds, Amber.
Amber: Okay, everyone, on your toes, let's be really great tonight. I can see it now... first, the Cable Ace awards. Then the Emmy, Tony, Oscar, Shecky, Lulu, Dean Martin roast, Secret Squares, Star Search, spokesmodel...
Mab: Hey!
Amber: Aaugh!
Mab: All hail Mab!
Amber: No!
Mab: Let Mab do the intro! Live from Lost Lake, it's Mab!
Amber: No!
Mab: Let Mab sing the theme!
Amber: No, no, no, no!
Mab: La la la la la la la la la!
Fluffy: You're on!
(Opening theme & titles; Mab sings along)

Amber: Everyone be quiet or I'll clear the room! Fluffy! Sphinx MT, now!
Fluffy: She went out for... knishes.
Amber: (pause) Okay, okay, I think we should take a break. Now, let's go to ads.
Mab: (appears on monitor) Hail, Mab!
Fluffy: Hail, Mab!
Audience: HAIL MAB!
Amber: Not Mab, ads! Ads!
Audience: HAIL MAB! HAIL MAB! HAIL MAB! ...
Amber: (sighs) I'm an unhappy space man...