The Clockwork Mansion

Previously, on the suggestion of llearch, i had started a helpful guide to the more prominent/dangerous forum goers to assist the newbies who might want to know just what kind of knee deep manure they have gotten themselves into.

it failed, for reasons..... yes, reasons.

however now i have concocted a new way to present the bestiary as to aid those who have blindly stumbled here to meet their untimely doom.


i will start, not with a FAQ but with questions you should ask but probably wont


Q- What is the point of this?
A- did you not just read what i introed? its a 'get to know' for some of the people you will inevitably meet, perhaps it will keep you from pissing some of them off

Q- Why isn't everyone here?
A- partially because i have just started, partially because i am only covering prominent or dangerous entries, partially because i don't really know everyone,

Q- Why are there no pictures?
A- there's a forum photo gallery, if they wanted their picture up it would be there

Q- Can I change my entries?
A- no, however you can petition for a change by either posting on the thread or a PM

Q- Can I suggest someone else to enter?
A- yes, yes you can. but not yourself. however you need to have a compelling argument that the person you suggest is either prominent or dangerous



now, onto the format.

as you can see the entries are placed alphabetically, all entries will be updated on the first post, and all entries will contain the following information

name- obvious
faction- see below
danger level- how afraid you should be of this person
location- the sections of the forum they are most frequently found at
bio- some flavor text telling you about them


faction, this may take a little explaining, but in the long run will make it easier for me to describe someone to you. a faction can be thought of like a game where you have diffrent sides, however the only 'sides' here are divine, mortal, magical, dark one, and troll. none of these factions are currently at war, although some once were.


Divine- much like Buddhism or Shinto the land of the internets is full of gods and goddesses. no, they are not omnipotent, typically each has their own little domain they rule over, though they sometimes wander to be seen elsewhere. divine net entities deserve respect, largely because they often do have the power to smite.

Mortal- just your average internet entity, they lack the prestige or power of influence of other factions, however they should not be discounted. individual mortals can have compelling arguments driven by herculean intellect, show incredible determination, or there's the fact they outnumber all other factions by about five to one.

Magical- something about this net entity has a lot of power behind it. those of the magical faction typically draw a lot of attention, have forceful personalities, a gimmick of some sort, and a respectable presence of post. the ranks of the magical faction are fleshed out with angels, demons, djinni, dragons, and all kinds of fantastic miscellaneous, as such they can often turn on each other and are less danger to other factions then you would think.

Dark one- more commonly known as lurkers, dark ones keep their agendas secret and their opinions infrequent. not much else is known of this faction other then its widely suspected they have a conspiracy going.

Troll- mostly those who are unpleasant to be around, unpopular, or actively seek to cause trouble. the troll faction was once incredibly powerful but was decimated by the divine legions long ago, thus those you see are either tolerated due to good behavior or kept as a pet or court jester. the trolls however await the time when their king, according to prophecy, will appear and lead them to conquer the internet and rule supreme. but that's laughable




and now, the entries

A

Alondro

• Faction: Troll
• Danger Level: fairly high, in addition to being slightly more insane then most others Alondo also has multiple personalities and a penchant for eating babies
• Location:
• Bio:

Amber

• Faction: Divine
• Title: Grand goddess of the Deadly Cute
• Domain: all things which are cute yet dangerous, as such her minions control a sizable chunk of the furrie territories and are posed to assault other portions of the internet from their fuzzy base
• Danger Level: high, Amber has very little patience and a lot of power. despite her being, on the whole, a benevolent and loved deity who farts sunshine and urinates awesome she also has her rampages, bad moods, and of course she also has at her disposal the legendary artifact- Alexi's Banhammer so it is not wise to intentionally cheese her off or to be in her way when a notice is out that Life just barfed in her shoe.
• Location:
• Bio:

B

brunhidden

• Faction: Troll
• Danger Level: pathetic

C

Cogidubnus

• Faction:
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

Corgatha Taldorthar

• Faction: Mortal
• Danger Level: low
• Location: Lost lake Inn, The Arena
• Bio: Corgatha Taldorthar is very analytical, has a quick wit and a sharp tongue(or keyboard). He likes to collect tiny details, and is often found making long, yet amazingly insightful conjectures about... anything really. He absolutely detests factual inaccuracies and/or logical fallacies, so... try to keep them low when he is on the prowl, because he is a mercykiller and will extract JUSTICE. He currently takes the form of an animated suit of hollow armor, which he really ought to remember to clean once in a while...

D

Darkmoon

• Faction:
• Title:
• Domain:
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

E

Eowyn

• Faction: Dark One
• Danger Level: surprisingly high for a 3 year old, her file on photo has her swinging a sword longer then she is tall
• Location:
• Bio:

F

Fox NaBan

• Faction:
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

G

GabrielsThoughts

• Faction: Troll
• Danger Level: low to moderate, his arsenal is mostly limited to sharp words of vaguely mean demeanor
• Location:
• Bio:

H

Hare, the Gay

• Faction: Mortal, but he IS magically delicious
• Danger Level: low, unless of course you have an aversion to fresh baked cookies or buttsex
• Location:
• Bio:

I

Icarus

• Faction: Divine
• Title: Grey Lord of torn clothes
• Domain: Icarus exerts control over a those who are almost, but not quite, EMO and any others wearing clothes with torn cuffs
• Danger Level: moderate to high, Icarus has quite a bit of power and can easily crush those he does not like
• Location:
• Bio:

Ink

• Faction: Dark One
• Danger Level: the horror, the horror.... somehow he manages to be quite a nice guy, once you scrub some of the blood and shreds of soul off him. Ink has power nearly on par with some of the Divine, and abuses it in all the right ways
• Location:
• Bio:

J

Jer-oh-me

• Faction: Dark One
• Danger Level: low, but has a strong ability with intelligent arguments
• Location:
• Bio:

James StarRunner

• Faction: Magical
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

K

Keaton the Black Jackal

• Faction: Magical
• Danger Level: scouts have not reported back, presumed missing, report incomplete. however she LOOKS quite dangerous, especially in all that black leather, but her severe ADD makes her a bit less threatening
• Location:
• Bio:

L

llearch n'n'daCorna

• Faction: Divine
• Title: God of cardboard containers
• Domain: some but not all items which are stored in boxes, primarily office equipment and old clothing
• Danger Level: moderate to high. while llearch does have impressive powers at his command he is rather amiable and anyone of sharp wit can get on his friendly side quickly
• Location: Present. We're not sure precisely where, but there seems to be a stack of boxes here, and we think he's one of them...
• Bio: degradable. llearch is assumed to have usurped the god of paper clips and expanded his empire from there to other common office equipment. one of the more benign mods he claims to be a lurker, but is in fact a very active member of the community often chatting with the mortals. llearch provides many services, and can grant free webhosting to those who offer sacrifices of burnt popular culture and recite the sacred quotations of British satirists.

M

Mao Laoren

• Faction: Mortal
• Danger Level: mild
• Location:
• Bio:

N

Netrogo

• Faction: Mortal
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

O

No-one currently...

P

Penny

• Faction: Mortal
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

Q

Qeniheru

• Faction:
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

R

Ren Gaulen

• Faction: Magical
• Danger Level: fun
• Location:
• Bio:

Reese Tora

• Faction: Mortal
• Title: Official Brown Nose
• Danger Level: Minimal
• Location: Behind the moderators
• Bio: Reese is pretty good at snuffling up to people. In fact, he's downright talented at grovelling to the people in power - just look at his post on page 2...

S

Saist

• Faction:
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

T

Tapewolf

• Faction: Magical, applied for a promotion to divine
• Danger Level: low, tape is actually a giver of gifts and all around awesome guy
• Location:
• Bio:

U

No-one currently...

V

Valynth

• Faction:
• Danger Level:
• Location:
• Bio:

W

Wildy

• Faction: Magical
• Danger Level: high, but not as high as you would think. wildy is actually quite civil when you play your cards right
• Location:
• Bio:

X

xHaZxMaTx

• Faction: Mortal
• Danger Level: comical, hazzy is often the victim, specifically of genderswap and other pranks by the magical and divine residents
• Location:
• Bio:

Y

yakanaj

• Faction: Mortal
• Danger Level: nill
• Location:
• Bio: Yakanaj to date has only one claim to fame, being the wife of James Starrunner

Z

Zedd

• Faction: Magical
• Danger Level: moderate, it is suggested that flammable items not be brought next to a flaming homo of such magnitude, but he is quite fun once you get to know him and manage not to get annoyed.
• Location:
• Bio: Zedd is a very chatty and fun incubi, who practically has a hobby of making alternate characters. other fun items of note are that zedd is in fact a feline/canine hybryd, is somehow considered to be brunhidden's brother, and is rumored to be cherry flavored

Zina

• Faction: Magical
• Danger Level: Lethal. Zina seems to find great joy in ripping new orifices into unsuspecting prey. even long time forum regulars are not safe from her ire
• Location:
• Bio: Zina was born a poor black child. She was raised by whale sharks on the outskirts of the Philippine Islands, where she learned how to brawl good and proper. She later moved to the American west to seek her fortune and married a saucy bar-maid by the name of Fanny. They had six children before the wolves came. Now they only have 1 and a half. Now Zina lives out her life somewhere in the land of wind and ghosts, more legend than man.

Now this is a project that I really hope takes off.   Though I have to say some folks might not be pleased with the realities of how they are viewed here.  Hopefully all of our skins are thick enough to take it.

Question though:  How often will you likely be updating this?  Often enough to notice if someone has a change of 'faction' or 'danger level'?  I mean it's one thing to call a troll a troll, but say the troll gets straightened out and that's just left up there hanging over them, will it stay that way as a reminder of a less than proud point in their life?

... I'm halfway tempted to move this to the Treasury, but then Brun-Brun-Chan wouldn't be able to update it. ;-]

This looks very amusing.


What sort of criteria will you be using to determine who gets on the list?

Second question, can we suggest ourselves for the list  :mwaha

Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on November 24, 2008, 05:19:26 PM
Second question, can we suggest ourselves for the list  :mwaha

THIS is why i put up 'questions you should ask but wont'

ammended to 'wont, and probably wont read either'








yes llearch, considering i haven t even put in a single entry yet. although as you can see your suggestion of zina as the first one was taken

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 24, 2008, 05:17:04 PM
... I'm halfway tempted to move this to the Treasury, but then Brun-Brun-Chan wouldn't be able to update it. ;-]

You can sticky it :P

It'll be a forumite project like Random Hugs and ATAPF

EDIT:...In fact, this whole thing reminds me of the Pantheon (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/TropePantheons) side-project on TVTropes

EDIT EDIT: Y'know, if I can find some spare time, I see if I can tackle making some profile suggestions for this, or at the very least compile a list of notable forumites.

Of course... the admins could go in and make their own entries...

Of course you can. In fact, anything you guys write will probably be more authorative than anyone else's suggestions.

Not to step on any toes, but I think that all the Admins are likely to show up sooner or later (and most likely sooner) on this list..... And if they're writing their own entries, then they might not turn out to be the huge warning sign for new members that the intended purpose (or at least state purpose) of this project.


Of course, that might be more fun in the long run, all things considered, but still.

Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on November 24, 2008, 11:07:16 PMAnd if they're writing their own entries, then they might not turn out to be the huge warning sign for new members that the intended purpose (or at least state purpose) of this project.

Somehow, I suspect that the entries would actually be worse if the admins wrote their own...

Quote from: superluser on November 25, 2008, 03:14:02 AM
Somehow, I suspect that the entries would actually be worse if the admins wrote their own...

Quote
bill

Faction	Dark One
Danger level	Medium
Location	Hiding in the shadows behind you
Bio	bill doesn't say much. When he is present, you should be very very careful around him, but he only has a Medium DL due to not actively being present most of the time.

Something like that?

I'll leave my bio to others. I'd prefer to see what they say.

This looks like it should be fun to watch.  Isn't the usual term "Bestiary", though?

Quote from: Tapewolf on November 25, 2008, 07:11:05 AMIsn't the usual term "Bestiary", though?

It is, but I didn't want to point it out.  Beast is the noun, but usually whenever it's in an adjectival form, it's best- (bestiary, bestial, but for some reason beastly).

Still, I'd rather be in a Bestiary than an obituaryworsted wool.

I should be able to retitle the posts if you want, Brun...

This will be interesting. I look forward to the result.    :januscat

I am also looking forward for the results. It should be fun. >:3

Bwhehehe... This promises to be full of amusing.

Hmm, can't wait to see where this goes. And yes, having seen some of the stuff the admins have done, they should probably go in there first.

What on earth could you be talking about?

:innocent

*whistles innocently*

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 03, 2008, 09:56:53 AM
*whistles innocently*

Why does the feigning of innocence seem even more unbelievable coming from you than it does from Darkmoon?

It cause he hides in a cardboard box. You can't see his eyes.

Plus, he could be naked in there.

Quote from: Mao Laoren on December 04, 2008, 10:29:18 AM

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 03, 2008, 09:56:53 AM
*whistles innocently*

Why does the feigning of innocence seem even more unbelievable coming from you than it does from Darkmoon?

most likely because boxy has already decided to alter the information presented

Shouldn't we include Ink? And possibly Azlan.

Oh, and Shadesfox tends to set everything on fire.

Quote from: Gabi on December 04, 2008, 02:59:38 PM
Shouldn't we include Ink? And possibly Azlan.

Oh, and Shadesfox tends to set everything on fire.

And Gabi should be included too, for going around and... hugging everything!

... hey, Amber should be on that list. I mean, creator of DMFA, moderator, don't piss her off... offhand, I'd say she's important enough to warrant an entry.

Quote from: ShadesFox on December 04, 2008, 03:40:53 PM

Quote from: Gabi on December 04, 2008, 02:59:38 PM
Shouldn't we include Ink? And possibly Azlan.

Oh, and Shadesfox tends to set everything on fire.

And Gabi should be included too, for going around and... hugging everything!

*Hugs Shades.* (I couldn't not do it after that post).

And I would like to suggest adding Jairus, because he is a nice person to whom one can always turn for help. :3

Isn't this supposed to be people to be afraid of?

The beasts, as it were?

The requirements say, "prominent/dangerous forum goers", not just dangerous ;p

Quote from: ShadesFox on December 04, 2008, 04:46:49 PM
The requirements say, "prominent/dangerous forum goers", not just dangerous ;p

Exactly. (You beat me to it. :P)

So... prominent and dangerous?

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 05, 2008, 04:01:57 AM
So... prominent and dangerous?

i felt that saying 'people of note' or 'important people' would offend those not on the list

and several of the people you put up wont be getting bios from me due to me not knowing them well enough

Oh, heck, I just selected random names to fill out the spaces. Feel free to remove them, they were just there to hold the frame, as it were, so I could see how it looked when complete.

And here I was hoping there was some progress on this that we could soon be privy to.  Though I suppose the first clue should have been that my name was up there.

Awesome, the list is being populated.  One quibble with mine is that it says I applied for divinity.  Godhood isn't obtained like that - you don't ask them, they ask you... 

Oh, you're welcome to ask. If you do, you get removed from the list of applicants.

Sort of a catch-22, as it were...

Sort of:  if you have to ask, it's already no.

/me edits the layout, and makes it look pretty.

I'll go back and apply the A layout across the rest of the entries when I'm idle some other time... Perhaps after I get home...

I'll take care of it now. I have a free moment...

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 05, 2008, 02:59:04 PM
Oh, you're welcome to ask. If you do, you get removed from the list of applicants.

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job."
--Douglas Adams

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 05, 2008, 04:05:41 PM
I'll take care of it now. I have a free moment...

Thanks, D.

personally, I'm not amused by the project.  I mean, you were concerned that "important" would offend people, but calling people trolls that cause trouble isn't.

*shrugs*

I would think, that where this is meant to act as a warning/survival guide to new comers, it would be wise to advise them of people who are known to be argumentative and at times, downright mean, in their discussions.  While the term Troll carries with it some nasty connotations and could be possibly replaced with another term, the idea remains.  Though it does seem odd that important would be an issue if the project was willing to call someone a troll.

Quote from: Mao Laoren on December 07, 2008, 03:03:51 PM
I would think, that where this is meant to act as a warning/survival guide to new comers, it would be wise to advise them of people who are known to be argumentative and at times, downright mean, in their discussions.  While the term Troll carries with it some nasty connotations and could be possibly replaced with another term, the idea remains.  Though it does seem odd that important would be an issue if the project was willing to call someone a troll.

Ehn, I don't know about that. I was under the assumption that this list was meant to be silly. Like the way people always joke about who they should "watch out for" when greeting new members. Writing that so and so's a jerk, watch out for them, seems a tad mean-spirited, and I can only see it ending with people getting angry.

My impression was that it was supposed to be silly, as well.

Of course, a true troll would enjoy being called one, and many jerks would, too.

Quote from: Zina on December 07, 2008, 05:16:19 PM

Quote from: Mao Laoren on December 07, 2008, 03:03:51 PM
I would think, that where this is meant to act as a warning/survival guide to new comers, it would be wise to advise them of people who are known to be argumentative and at times, downright mean, in their discussions.  While the term Troll carries with it some nasty connotations and could be possibly replaced with another term, the idea remains.  Though it does seem odd that important would be an issue if the project was willing to call someone a troll.

Ehn, I don't know about that. I was under the assumption that this list was meant to be silly. Like the way people always joke about who they should "watch out for" when greeting new members. Writing that so and so's a jerk, watch out for them, seems a tad mean-spirited, and I can only see it ending with people getting angry.

Fair enough, though I think this list doesn't outright call them a jerk (or fully even imply it)  and I don't feel that your example of calling so and so a jerk is quite on the mark, unless it were to come to pass.  Further to that, I don't think Brun would do that.  Even if he did, this list is stickied and on your forum (by yours, read all mods) so if you think something is unfair, you guys have the ability to mod it, unfettered.

oh, don't worry.  I have every intention to mod it, the first complaint that I receive.

So, I would imagine it would be a good idea to retool a few of the classes. Just a thought.

Quote from: Mao Laoren on December 07, 2008, 07:16:25 PM

Fair enough, though I think this list doesn't outright call them a jerk (or fully even imply it)  and I don't feel that your example of calling so and so a jerk is quite on the mark, unless it were to come to pass.  Further to that, I don't think Brun would do that.  Even if he did, this list is stickied and on your forum (by yours, read all mods) so if you think something is unfair, you guys have the ability to mod it, unfettered.

Saying so and so is argumentative and can be down-right mean is basically implying that someone can be a jerk. And having a public warning that someone within the community is a jerk isn't very friendly, imo. We're basically ostracizing current members, and I can certainly see people getting upset by that.

I have an idea.

It's a joke post anyway, so far as most of the current entries go, so why don't we say anyone who doesn't want to be in it can opt out, just like for the random hug thread.  We can even take it a step further and encourage Brun to let someone know when they have been included if it's not certain that they are already aware of their entry.

Personally, I wouldn't mind if someone decided I was important enough to be included, but I have a sense of humor, and, who kows, I may learn something about myself through seeing how others percieve me.

Aside, I think it would be nice if there were a post made when updates happen, because it's diffucult to tell what, if anything, has changed from day to day without going through searching for new stuff.

Of course, all that would be more work for Brun that he may well not be interested in doing, but that's why it's just a suggestion from a lowly worm, not fit to eat the very earth beneath your feet, to sample the soil your mighty feet hath tread, who looketh up and holds in awe the very saliva of your disdainful expectoration, whose moisture he is not worthy to have cast upon him, oh wise and powerful moderator type people.  :bow :dotdotdot :paranoid ;)

... you're pretty good at that grovelling thing. We might keep you.

Considering Brunhidden classifies himself as a troll I think the term couldn't be something too harsh in this instance.   :januscat

Brun is classified as a troll? Yeah, I see no need to get too worried about these categories being too honest for their own good.

Have you seen Brun? No way he could be classified as anything else. ;-]

DM- first off i only assigned a grand total of 3 people as trolls, llearch apparently changed himself to match too, nobody else was going to get the title.

furthermore, anyone who is not happy with their entry could request it changed, as was explained in the first post. i had not intended to offend anyone, but it seems that's impossible




llearch- gee, thanks....


im almost afraid to come back here, thus ill probably keep my trap shut asside from editing the bestiary itself

Quote from: Brunhidden on December 09, 2008, 07:21:38 PM
DM- first off i only assigned a grand total of 3 people as trolls, llearch apparently changed himself to match too, nobody else was going to get the title.

I got dibs on the nick name "DM".

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I say, that I was even considered for this list, given how I'm well bellow the mod-dar (radar used by mods to detect good/bad forum goers and thus respond to them).  That being said, I'm just showing a bit of support for it and I can't wait to see what people are going to write for me.

It what I see is any indication it will be both hilarious and accurate.

....I wasn't supposed to reveal the mod-dar was I?........  *makes a break for it*

Is there actually any kind of requirement for joining the Bestiary?

Quote from: Valynth on December 10, 2008, 12:18:29 AM
I'm shocked, SHOCKED I say, that I was even considered for this list, given how I'm well bellow the mod-dar (radar used by mods to detect good/bad forum goers and thus respond to them).  That being said, I'm just showing a bit of support for it and I can't wait to see what people are going to write for me.

It what I see is any indication it will be both hilarious and accurate.

....I wasn't supposed to reveal the mod-dar was I?........  *makes a break for it*

Nobody is below the mod-dar. You should know that. ;-]

Quote from: VSMIT on December 10, 2008, 12:28:28 AM
Is there actually any kind of requirement for joining the Bestiary?

Activity on the forum, at least once?

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 09, 2008, 11:06:56 PMI got dibs on the nick name "DM".

May I suggest this avatar, then?

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/dm.gif)

That's the one David Morgan-Mar uses over at Irregular Webcomic.

See?  It's got a D and an M.

Ahhh, good old Danger Mouse... ;)

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 10, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
Ahhh, good old Danger Mouse... ;)

I was born in '87...  I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference...

DAMN!

Quote from: Valynth on December 11, 2008, 02:45:25 AM

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 10, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
Ahhh, good old Danger Mouse... ;)

I was born in '87...  I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference...

DAMN!

I was born in '87 too... it sounds familiar, but I don't get it.

Quote from: Jairus on December 11, 2008, 02:47:38 AM

Quote from: Valynth on December 11, 2008, 02:45:25 AM

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 10, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
Ahhh, good old Danger Mouse... ;)

I was born in '87...  I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference I should not get that reference...

DAMN!

I was born in '87 too... it sounds familiar, but I don't get it.

OLD cartoon show whos protagonist had a patch/logo that looked exactly like that symbol.

From what I understand now, it was a parody of a show called Danger Man, but at the time I just thought it was just a parody of spy movies in general.

Quote from: Valynth on December 11, 2008, 02:53:20 AM
OLD cartoon show whos protagonist had a patch/logo that looked exactly like that symbol.
From what I understand now, it was a parody of a show called Danger Man, but at the time I just thought it was just a parody of spy movies in general.

I suppose Dangermouse (circa. 1980) is old but Danger Man was from 1963 or so!  'The Prisoner' is implied to follow on from it, and that's something most people have heard of.

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 10, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
Ahhh, good old Danger Mouse... ;)

'A'
Why is it that coming here forces my childhood to keep resurfacing!?

Luck?

Quote from: Jairus on December 11, 2008, 02:47:38 AMI was born in '87 too... it sounds familiar, but I don't get it.

Try this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gngbojA4Jiw

Personally, I was just having fun offering Darkmoon an avatar from one of the furriest TV shows of the 80s and then pretending not to know what it was.

(Wait.  David Jason played Dangermouse?  That show just got ten times more awesome!)

Quote from: superluser on December 11, 2008, 02:06:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gngbojA4Jiw

Oh gods... you've found the one episode I've been trying to find for about 20 years  :hug

Quote from: Tapewolf on December 11, 2008, 05:59:33 PMOh gods... you've found the one episode I've been trying to find for about 20 years  :hug

I just chose one at random that wasn't a multipart video or less than a minute.  Glad it was a meaningful one.

Danger Mouse owned. Way cooler than the shared-verse show Count Duckula.

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 11, 2008, 11:42:05 PMDanger Mouse owned. Way cooler than the shared-verse show Count Duckula.

Who, I discovered today, was also voiced by David Jason.

Quote from: Darkmoon on December 11, 2008, 11:42:05 PM
Danger Mouse owned. Way cooler than the shared-verse show Count Duckula.

DM still owns.

Dangermouse was alright.

Unfortunately, Darkmoon, I was granted the official title in the annals of geekdom by David Cook and Skip Williams at the 1993 Gencon.  I was entered into the registrar with others for a successful 72 hour campaign run... continuous, nonstop gaming.

But, I think it looks nicer on you.

So who is adding to this, because there are a number of entries that need to be made, lest I be the first to file...

I changed my bio, mostly because A) I don't post in the art section anymore, B) some of the other bits of info seemed to fit my comic character and not really me, so much. So I decided to re-write it to something more fitting.
And then I felt silly for writing my own bio, and didn't know what to say.
So that's what happened.

My entry stings because it is true :< ...Actually, I thought it was pretty funny. As long as this remains satirical, I don't think anyone's feelings will be hurt. Otherwise, my sentiments are with the mods.

As for the sentries, I ATE THEM ALL.

Quote from: Zina on December 15, 2008, 05:00:20 AM
I changed my bio, mostly because A) I don't post in the art section anymore, B) some of the other bits of info seemed to fit my comic character and not really me, so much. So I decided to re-write it to something more fitting.
And then I felt silly for writing my own bio, and didn't know what to say.
So that's what happened.

I laughed at your entry. It twas awesome.

drat, hoist by my own petard! curse you, box man, curse yoooooou! *fist shake*

Quote from: Reese Tora on December 15, 2008, 12:50:13 PM
drat, hoist by my own petard! curse you, box man, curse yoooooou! *fist shake*

Took you this long to notice? Sheesh... ;-]


Nice entry, Zina.

Fuck, that's funny, Zina. Makes me want to put you in charge of writing shit for the Photo Album.

I was planning on just posting the lyrics to "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast, and just replacing "Gaston" with "Zina".
But then I realized I don't own a pair of boots, let alone go stomping around in them. Nor do I have a swell cleft in my or and an incredibly thick neck.
I will never be half the man Gaston is. :C

And we shall always hold that against you.

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 15, 2008, 03:17:55 PM
Took you this long to notice? Sheesh... ;-]

why, yes, and I do believe I covered that point in my original post :<

Quote from: Reese Tora on December 08, 2008, 04:53:30 AMAside, I think it would be nice if there were a post made when updates happen, because it's diffucult to tell what, if anything, has changed from day to day without going through searching for new stuff.

translation: I are a lazy bastid, I don't want to go searching for new stuff.

didn't spot it until you mentioned Zina's new entry. c:

Quote from: Reese Tora on December 15, 2008, 10:10:00 PM
translation: I are a lazy bastid, I don't want to go searching for new stuff.

didn't spot it until you mentioned Zina's new entry. c:

And I posted, specifically to let you know I'd done so. Gee. Anyone would think I wasn't clear enough:

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 08, 2008, 08:11:35 AM
... you're pretty good at that grovelling thing. We might keep you.

zounds, I am defeated!  :battleroyale

i don't know why but this whole thing just strikes me like a bad idea.  :<

Quote from: scorpio803 on December 19, 2008, 11:27:20 PM
i don't know why but this whole thing just strikes me like a bad idea.  :<

Perhaps because your name isn't on the list for our little tea-party?

*sips his tea*

Man, I wanted to be the first V name...

Yay, we finally have a Blue Book (or X-files if you like)!

Interesting concept. I must pay more attention to the forum now.

So...do we like fill out the form for ourselves or do others do it for us...?

You need to irritate someone else enough that they'd describe your trollishness.

you need to come to the attention of a moderator or the OP, who can edit the bestiary, and then they will write something based on the way you act (EG: I made a suggestion followed by some ultra-ham kow-towing and you can see the result)

If you ask to be added, I wouldn't expect to get the most flattering of descriptions. (but, you never know :P )

Hazaa for it would appear we have created a scratch the ego machine fit for a forums. Ok just kidding I like this idea make sure people know trolls/people of power/random folk whom must be known for ones safety among the bowels we know as a forums.

Ah if only I had this on a few forums I started out in. Truly a device of help and knowledge this is to be used as and praise to those who use its tomes of hidden knwoledge wisely. 

Aw, and here was I hoping the project had been resurrected.

It's dead?

Well, Brunhidden started it, and then got busy. Mostly looking for work and losing his teeth, as I recall.

He might pick it up again, we'll see.