You know, they're not real corsets if they don't have whalebone...
Thats why I will never wear one...Their for suckers!
Well, I guess that the fact corsets rub one's fur off is not of primary interest to one whose race does not have fur.
All hail Amber, who is apparently capable of making any furre race either cute or sexy, if not both.
And as said, those who need not breath. I'm sure they're becoming popular amongst the undead, next to the Ressurection pushup bra.
Note how even her charm is spazzing out.
Does it give the guys a reserection? Otherwise I see no purpouse with it all. Not to mention that's another thing that probably falls off the schedule once you're undead.
Quote from: Stygian on March 19, 2007, 12:19:28 AMDoes it give the guys a reserection? Otherwise I see no purpouse with it all. Not to mention that's another thing that probably falls off the schedule once you're undead.
Apparently, you've never seen Clerks.
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Quote from: Reese Tora on March 19, 2007, 12:15:03 AM
All hail Amber, who is apparently capable of making any furre race either cute or sexy, if not both.
Quoted for truth
I love the rino's red hair :3
Quote from: Paladin Sheppard on March 19, 2007, 12:36:45 AM
I love the rino's red hair :3
Would you be scared if I told you she looks very much like my mother?
And no, I won't explore that one further either, no matter what you say.
I prefer a straightjacket over a corset. But then again, being a guy I'd hope to never have to wear a corset.
-Nar
Quote from: Narethlian on March 19, 2007, 12:51:01 AM
I prefer a straightjacket over a corset. But then again, being a guy I'd hope to never have to wear a corset.
-Nar
agreed! I like my lungs just where they are...
Meh, you dont need to be female to wear a corset.....
I know alot of freaky Civil War reinactors who wear corsets for some strange god awful reason :erk I see no appeal in them personally, but I guess that has to do with the fact that waists that look like this ) ( have no appeal to me.
BTW, Pirate Song ftw (especially with the flash in my sig)
I have nothing to say about today's comic.
Would it be fair to assume that the song goes on for longer than the ammount played in that flash? And speaking of that flash...
...is that a ninja with a shovel strapped to his nether reagons? :erk ???
I'm probably going to look silly for saying this, but I don't get why Lorenda suddenly wants to buy four corsets ... o.o
I think it's because by Amber's artwork, Rhinos normally have the same waistline as Lorenda herself.
I got payed 50$ to wear a "man corset" (as my friend called it... weirdo) for a day once :giggle I'll never do it again... unless I get payed 100$ :boogie
I could breath.. barely... I just couldn't feel my chest for about a week after. :<
-edited for spelling errors... lol-
Quote from: Azraelle on March 19, 2007, 02:36:52 AM
I'm probably going to look silly for saying this, but I don't get why Lorenda suddenly wants to buy four corsets ... o.o
:eager Oh! Oh oh oh! I know! She wants to look skinny! :) RUN! BEFORE IT BECOMES A FAD!
Considering why Lorenda wanted to talk to Kira in the first place wouldn't buying a corset be a bad idea?
Quote from: Moonfrost on March 19, 2007, 03:05:15 AM
I got payed 50$ to wear a "man corset" (as my friend called it... weirdo)
WTF else do you call it? A broset?
why do I get the feeling that Amber recently wore a corset and had to make a comic about it...
Possibly.
Note however, the corset is over 100 years old or more. Why the :mowmeep does it still exist and do people still wear it?
Cause people like an hourglass figure?
Quote from: Tilvan the Storyweaver on March 19, 2007, 04:51:20 AM
Possibly.
Note however, the corset is over 100 years old or more. Why the :mowmeep does it still exist and do people still wear it?
3 words:
Autumn at Play
Behold the power of TITS! :P
Quote from: Zorro on March 19, 2007, 05:16:13 AM
Behold the power of TITS! :P
well. Looks like you slotted Taunt. I hope you also slotted defense...
Quote from: Tilvan the Storyweaver on March 19, 2007, 04:51:20 AM
Possibly.
Note however, the corset is over 100 years old or more. Why the :mowmeep does it still exist and do people still wear it?
yes, I hear it's a turn on for some guys. Of course I wouldn't know, I still have problems getting the female half of that equation.
Quote from: Azraelle on March 19, 2007, 02:36:52 AMI'm probably going to look silly for saying this, but I don't get why Lorenda suddenly wants to buy four corsets
Cows have four stomachs (technically, it's something like one stomach with four chambers, but we're splitting hairs). If she bought four corsets, she'd have one for each stomach.
Hence the thread title--One for each stomach.
Quote from: Valynth on March 19, 2007, 05:23:13 AM
yes, I hear it's a turn on for some guys. Of course I wouldn't know, I still have problems getting the female half of that equation.
o/~ I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I'm begging you to beg me, I'd love you to love me....
*cough*
Huzzah for fanservice! And cleavage! :3
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobs, I like it . Anywho I think the rhino girl is very sexy indeed. BUt those corsets I think in my case I find them very sexy because I'm married and my wife wear one annnnnnnnnnnnnnd.
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Quote from: Teroniss on March 19, 2007, 01:03:57 AM
Meh, you dont need to be female to wear a corset.....
I know alot of freaky Civil War reinactors who wear corsets for some strange god awful reason :erk I see no appeal in them personally, but I guess that has to do with the fact that waists that look like this ) ( have no appeal to me.
BTW, Pirate Song ftw (especially with the flash in my sig)
Let's see. . .
the Flash version is from here (http://gd-tangent.tsunami-art.com/view.aspx?Rec=165).
Full song is thusly (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y5B3LRxXnjI).
I never thought I would say this sentence ever but here it is...
That Rino is HOT and SEXY!
Now that I've said it I think Kira is thinking the same thing... you don't live for 400+ years and not have any homosexual thoughts.
I wonder what Lorenda would look like in a corset?
Quote from: Madmann135 on March 19, 2007, 09:22:31 AM
I never thought I would say this sentence ever but here it is...
That Rino is HOT and SEXY!
Now that I've said it I think Kira is thinking the same thing... you don't live for 400+ years and not have any homosexual thoughts.
I wonder what Lorenda would look like in a corset?
I don't know maybe the classic to the one that Madonna wears early on her carrear.
hehe, i love the Rhino in this strip.. second only to the Duck in terms of 'coolest looking brief appearance' characters :)
*Charline meh* Lorenda needs no corset! A good paunch is the pride of any predator!
*Charles snerks* Yeah... you should know... :giggle
*Charline erf?* What do you mean? *grrs* What exactly are you insinuating? >:[ Are you trying to say I'm fat?! >:O
*Charles meep* No no! You're just big-boned! :eek
*Charline snarls* So now I'm... CARTMAN?!! :tantrum
*Charles yeeks!* I didn't mean that! I just think you should cut down on the forumite snacking until you lose some weight! ... Oh crap...
:reaper *sighs* Looks like I'll be collecting his soul... again..
i think that the soulstealer ladies have less to worry about then normal women when it comes to corsets.
why?
*gets out a blackboard and starts drawing diagrams*
well, a normal woman has an extradimentional space known as 'hammerspace' where they store items such as hammers. this space is usually ancored inside thier purse and allows them to have the contents of a small convenience store at all times.
example- dans sister alexi seeming to pull a hammer larger then her out of nowhere. i seriously doubt her cleavage could conceal it and the hammer does not appear to fold or collapse
however the soulstealer women do NOT have hammerspace, instead they have a similar extradimentional space anchored in their stomach, lets call this 'vorespace'. this is far more useful for them as it allows them to swallow people whole, this being more effective and permanent then being hit with a hammer.
example- kira being able to swallow a pizza delivery guy. kira has a very narrow waist and it is assumed that the pizza delivery guy was between 1/2 to 2/3 her size, yet no visible distention of kiras midriff was seen.
thus said it should be fully possible to apply a corset, lorendas excess girth would be pushed into this extradimentional space as the corset is tightened as well as pushed up into the bustline. this allows her to breathe with less difficulty then if, say, wildy were to wear one. depending on the nature of this vorespace it may be possible for her to digest her own fat, creating a perpetual cycle of feeding that will only stop once the corset is removed, but more research is needed to make a definitive statement on this part.
*puts away blackboard covered with bad chalk drawings of large breasted women*
QuoteA pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck
Question: Can whatever Wildy is wearing in her Ren-Farie picture be called a corset?
it is as if someone shoved two very large, very soft melons *Drooools* what was I saying again?
Quote from: Density D. on March 19, 2007, 12:55:22 PM
Question: Can whatever Wildy is wearing in her Ren-Farie picture be called a corset?
Not if she's wearing authentic clothing. If it's an authentic design it's a bodice.
(note: bodices have no support ribbing, and they are not meant to be pulled tighter than nessesary to keep things in place, though they do tend to have a rather... uplifting effect. >:3 )
I like Kria's look in the fourth panel...I've rarely seen her with that look*. It was hilarious!
*meant in the comic/archives*
Quote from: EspyLacopa on March 19, 2007, 09:06:34 AM
Quote from: Teroniss on March 19, 2007, 01:03:57 AM
Meh, you dont need to be female to wear a corset.....
I know alot of freaky Civil War reinactors who wear corsets for some strange god awful reason :erk I see no appeal in them personally, but I guess that has to do with the fact that waists that look like this ) ( have no appeal to me.
BTW, Pirate Song ftw (especially with the flash in my sig)
Let's see. . .
the Flash version is from here (http://gd-tangent.tsunami-art.com/view.aspx?Rec=165).
Full song is thusly (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y5B3LRxXnjI).
Curse you... now I want to watch that show...
i shoulda figured it was fred perry's work
ahh well
Most likey someone will poke someones eye out with this nonsence of gerttles and corsets
There's not that much practical difference, between a corset and a back brace you might buy at any department store's first-aid counter. Maybe the rhino lass has a back problem?
... Yeah, it was a joke.
Quote from: Netami on March 19, 2007, 03:53:26 AM
Quote from: Moonfrost on March 19, 2007, 03:05:15 AM
I got payed 50$ to wear a "man corset" (as my friend called it... weirdo)
WTF else do you call it? A broset?
:giggle That would be funny if somome actually called it that. How about just calling it a "corset" like a normal person?? :P
But you have to remember women with big boobs will drop our intelligence by 60 pts or so.
What are we talking about again?
we were talking about lorenda improving the hypnotic power of her juggs and probably making everyone do a double take and ask who she is and what she did with the huggable fat cow.
either that or someone asks where the baby went
QuoteGET IN MAH BELLAH!
Quote from: Tilvan the Storyweaver on March 19, 2007, 04:51:20 AM
Possibly.
Note however, the corset is over 100 years old or more. Why the :mowmeep does it still exist and do people still wear it?
Coming from someone who owns at least 6 corsets (amber has seen at least 3 of mine) From somone who has HUGE tits, and a bad back due to a back injury a corset is actually a god send. It's more support than a normal bra. Normal bra's only keep your tits from weigning to heavily on your back, while at the same time cutting into thes houlders and under the breasts themselves. Corsets on the other hand not only support the weight of the breast themselves but also help with back support keeping your back a tad bit straighter and reliving the back pain that can be associated with having large tits. While at the same time they do not dig into the shoulders, or the underside of the breast, making another point as to why they are more comfortable. Also if you dont tie it to extreamly tight that you cannot breath, but tight enough that it is comfortable for you, the figure one gets from a corset is simply amazing. (not to mention it helps suck in that belly :P Also as seen in the comic, renfair and various other places, Corsets are wonderful tops to wear! They can be used as underwear or as a dress shirt or as an over shirt for a smock, or white button down shirt. :) they dress up a white/black button down shirt (depending on color of corset)
In short
Corset > bra.
But thats My Honest Opinion. If i didnt think corsets were so great i wouldnt own 6 of them :) And i'm still looking at getting more.
and to ShiningShadow. "Women with big tits drop 60 iq points" Ishould have your head as thats actually highly offending!
I guess it's the difference between "fitting" and "crushing" in putting them on, then.
Most people, at least most men, tend to think of the Victorian use of corsets. Which is not exactly comfortable level...
Thanks for the input, Kittah. Most interesting...
Quote from: Kittah on March 20, 2007, 09:08:25 PM
and to ShiningShadow. "Women with big tits drop 60 iq points" Ishould have your head as thats actually highly offending!
I was under the impression that he was saying it drops the IQ of any nearby guys... not that of the woman sporting the giant gazungas. :D
Quote from: Reese Tora on March 20, 2007, 09:46:07 PM
Quote from: Kittah on March 20, 2007, 09:08:25 PM
and to ShiningShadow. "Women with big tits drop 60 iq points" Ishould have your head as thats actually highly offending!
I was under the impression that he was saying it drops the IQ of any nearby guys... not that of the woman sporting the giant gazungas. :D
still insulting none the less.
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your ascii is borkened. Try teletype?
My ascii is fine. Your browser is borked.
However, notwithstanding that, I've changed it. Are you happier, now?
Browser's got nothing to do with which font shows up.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on March 21, 2007, 12:58:39 AM
Browser's got nothing to do with which font shows up.
O RLY?
(Yeah, I chickened out and got rid of the picture. But I have it in the Funny Pictures Thread (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=1538.msg101591#msg101591) for those interested)
I'm highly offended for getting distracted near women with huge breasts. Stop insulting me with those things, please. :mowwink
Quote from: Kittah on March 20, 2007, 10:04:19 PM
Quote from: Reese Tora on March 20, 2007, 09:46:07 PM
Quote from: Kittah on March 20, 2007, 09:08:25 PM
and to ShiningShadow. "Women with big tits drop 60 iq points" Ishould have your head as thats actually highly offending!
I was under the impression that he was saying it drops the IQ of any nearby guys... not that of the woman sporting the giant gazungas. :D
still insulting none the less.
I'm very sorry I insulted you. I say that remark because some of my friends tend to be that way which as a Guy myself find it very degrading and insuting towards the women.
Me I treat women like a person with feelinings and the utmost respect towards them that's why I made that comment for the simple fact that men are pigs in my circle of friends. Please accept my apologies for the previous comments.
Quote from: Kittah on March 20, 2007, 10:04:19 PM
still insulting none the less.
peh. It's not insulting, it's true. It's also about the most powerful weapon that a woman has, the only better combo being blonde and big chested. I've used my push-up bra to my benefit several times- it makes forcing men into doing your bidding much easier.
And the more geeky the male is the more mesmerizing and commanding your power is... :mwaha
"but Dr Gooseman, I need the atom accelerator today for My experiment, Please" said PBH as she stands up straight with chest out and cute kitten eyes at the helpless goose physics professor. "AH AH AH ... OKAY, but what are you using it for?"
"ah to dry my hair yea.that is it" said PBH leaning close to the doctor..
" ah ah ah Okay have fun"
Thanks
Teacher or students, all them males are just all clay in my paws :mwaha
Back to the corset:
Around the Civil War era, It was fashion that demanded a smaller and smaller waist.. Scarlett O'Hara was said to have a 18 inch waist in the book "Gone with the Wind" and the movie, which are not far from the true, but many women would end up with cracked ribs and the like...all in the prosuit of beauty... Why beauty always has to be so painful is beyond me thru? It is this reason that corsets become unpopular and all those laces and/or buttons.. Yet, Corsets are better than bra for support on big breasted women.like Kitta says
...Maybe I should try one....
PBH
Quote from: Damaris on March 21, 2007, 10:22:40 AM
Quote from: Kittah on March 20, 2007, 10:04:19 PM
still insulting none the less.
peh. It's not insulting, it's true. It's also about the most powerful weapon that a woman has, the only better combo being blonde and big chested. I've used my push-up bra to my benefit several times- it makes forcing men into doing your bidding much easier.
I guess i dont like the idea of using my "assets" as a means of getting guys to do things for me. So to me i actully find it as an insult if i cant get them to do something for me because either they want to help me, or because they respect me as a person, not because i have huge tits.
Well, then you are naive. The world rarely works that way.
I know boobs will distract me every time. Especially a really nice rack.
Quote from: Damaris on March 21, 2007, 11:25:43 PM
Well, then you are naive. The world rarely works that way.
It's not a matter of being naive, and i dont care how the world works but to me it's an insult. And i call every single guy on it. And you know what after i call them on it they actually get to know me instead of tryign to get to know my tits. Cause otherwise i'd cut their dicks off and they know it.
They are distracting, in part, becasue society says they should be. (well, not exactly, it's more complicated than that, but that is the effect it has on some.)
It's generally the best to, rather then get insulted by reality, try to either change, accept, or ignore it. Being insulted never achieved anything worthwhile for the one who was insulted.
Also, distracting someone and getting your way with them are two different things.
Yes, and focusing on their "other brain" isn't insulting to males. Are you serious? You're doing the exact same thing they are. *shakes head*
*edit* You know- I'm going to stop you before you even start.
Yes, I am perfectly away you would not be actually chopping off any wobbly bits, because I assume you do not particularly care for the idea of jail. What I mean here is that the way you phrased that is quite revealing of your inner thought process- which is completely hypocritical.
You're taking ShiningShadows (?) generalization "Woman with big boobs are distracting to men," which offends you, and are replacing it with "Men only thing with/about their penis," which is an equally rude statement. So, if you are going to get all up in arms about how the world should be an equal place that doesn't see gender, appearance, sexual orientation, or creed- fine. But I expect you to follow your own standards. Because from what I've seen of you over the last several years, that's what you like to do: make some rude rantings about how a person acts poorly, and then do the same exact thing you're complaining about.