Well today i turn thirty and to commemorate that I've deiced to revive a game that i truly enjoyed playing. corrupt a wish. as for how the game is played. fist play makes a wish. the player below them grants it but with a backfire surprise. then you make a wish as well example
I wish i could jumper better:
granted you are now a kangaroo
i wish i remembered how to set up this game before this.
or
i wish i could see like superman
granted but since superman does not truly exist you are now blind!
i wish there were more players
and now to start the game off. have fun with this
I wish i was younger.
Granted, you are now a zygote.
i'm sorry i forgot a part of the game description. i do apologize.
i wish we could to stop and begin again
Granted, you are now a zygote.
I wish I could defy the natural order.
Granted, you are now at the very bottom of the food chain.
I wish I could be a better dancer.
Granted, you are now a leaf in the wind.
I wish that I had a million dollars! >:3
Granted, but the current course of dollar at the time the money reaches you has dropped below 0.000001 Euro and your country started using euro's. :U
I wish for a fish.
Granted, you now have a shark that hasn't eaten for several days..... >:3
I wish I had a dragon. :3
Granted. Enjoy a newly busted Russian car.
I wish for moldy cheese. :januscat
good, the cheese has a slime mold on it
i wish for absolute power
Granted, you now have the power to do anything you wish, but only while Morgan Freeman takes his vacation.
I wish for the Curse of the Green Shoes. :3
Granted, however the wish was not specific enough and green shoes grew out of your head.
I wish for a pie.
Granted, but it is a demon pie, and thus tries to eat your facemeats.
I wish for a pike fish.
You gain ownership of a pike fish... overseas, on someone's plate. Enjoy your 15 minutes of ownership!
I wish I'd passed my exams already.
Granted - you passed them by...
I wish Structural mechanics was less difficult
Granted, but still, you are unable to comprehend it.
I wish for the following wish to be corrupted. :januscat
Granted, it is pristine and whole.
I wish for huge amounts of lye and sand.
granted but the sand is a lie.
i wish that i had all of the X4 upgrades for my forte avatar
Granted, but the installation instructions are written in heiroglyphs.
I wish that my car didn't blow up.
granted - it imploded instead.
I wish things were cheaper
Granted, however it is your currency that lost value.
"dot" "dot" "dot" :erk
Well, you are granted this black hole, since you wished for nothing. :P
I wish for an actual wumpa fruit bazooka (http://crashbandicoot.wikia.com/wiki/Bazooka)! >:3
Granted, but is now an outmoded unit.
I wish for some silver glass. :U
Granted, but it's only silver plated..... :3
I wish for a pet raptor. :mouser
Granted, but he's got an expensive drug habit, and has to keep in touch with his parole officer or else he gets sent back to jail/rehab again.
oh... wait.. you said raptor...
I wish people would be a little more friendlier to each other.
Granted, but they are all now a little too "friendly"...... >:3
I wish for an army of Mows. :mowhappy
Granted, but they consume your house due to their insatiable hunger.
I wish for demon donuts.
Granted, but the horns are kind of hard to chew.
I wish for a pointing device. :januscat
you get an ampersand and an asterisk (bonus for who understands this)
I wish for a bag of holding
Alright, here ya go.
(http://materialmama.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8354f7af069e20111683b3eb6970c-320pi)
It's a bag, and it can hold stuff.
I wish for some liquid evil.
heres your red bull.
I wish for a fish dinner.
Granted, here's a golden fish; enjoy eating it while your teeth crack and fall out..... :P
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/quiz/73365_1223564608736_360_270.jpg)
I wish for some EVIL TEA! >:3
Granted, however the tea is so evil that it explodes and then implodes in you face.
I wish I knew what and why and stuff.
you become the master of the usage of the three mentioned words - "what, why, stuff"
i wish people were able to photosynthetise food
Done, too bad it doesn't do anything to prevent skin cancer.
I wish for a clue.
Granted, there are now vending machines full of clues scattered around major office buildings. Go get one.
I wish for a zygote cannon.
Granted, however the zygote cannon isn't cannon.
I wish for Photophie.
Granted, however her lungs aren't adapted to breathing your atmosphere and she dies.
I wish for a Na'vi slave.
Granted, but your avatar falls in love with it before emancipating it.
I wish for huge eyes. :januscat
Granted, lysander is turned into a 2 dimensional loli girl.
I wish for hannah to be alive again.
Granted, however only for Halloween nights; so enjoy the one night every year, for years to come..... :3
I wish for a harem of smexy men.... >:3
Granted, however they are all from another species in which men look like squids.
I wish I could wish upon a star and live.
Granted, you live now as a pancake.
I wish for some awesome spearguns.
Granted, but there are no spears.
.yllamron kaeps dluoc I hsiw I
Granted, that is now your version of normal.
I wish for two metric tons of pennies.
Granted, now catch.
I wish for something shiny.
Granted, but its so shiny you are now blind. :3
I wish for my tank license to not be suspended anymore...... :<
Granted, instead your tanks are suspended over cliffs.
I wish I could use a towel to beat the sane out of people.
Granted, but the jocks steal it from you in the locker room.
I wish for a fountain of infinite Mt. Dew.
Granted, however it is frozen at 10K
I wish I could live in a 0K environment
Granted, but the mellow attitude gradually sucks out your individuality.
I wish for some evil henchmen.
Granted, however they leave you after beating you up for not paying them for their services.
I wish for a gattlinggunwielingpony.
Granted, but the pony beats you up after not paying for its services.
I wish for another wish.
Granted, however the wish keeps cycling through itself till infinity.
I wish for a silly miss.
Granted, you miss by slipping on a banana shaped peel.
I wish for value. :januscat
0x1B coming right for you!
I wish for hard currency!
Granted, however the currency is so hard that it's own mass makes it implode.
I wish for a shark.
Granted. Its a frickin' shark with a frickin' lazer on its frickin' head and it frickin' shoots you.
I wish for my own idiot convention.
Granted, however you are not allowed to be at it.
I wish for a dolphin.
Granted, however it turns out to be a wolphin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolphin) instead.... :P
I wish I had a pet amphiptere (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphiptere). >:3
your wish truly gets corrupted - you get a wet amphitheater instead.
I wish to be able to use telekinesis
Granted, but you do not have the power to not use it.
I wish this pain in my ear would stop. :C
It stops, and stays there ....
i wish for a blivet
Granted, but rather than the standard definition of a blivet (I.e. An indecipherable object, such as a Devil's Pitchfork), you get the UrbanDictionary definition: ten pounds of fecal matter in a five pound bag.
I wish that I would stop leaving things that I start incomple
granted now you are no an apple II computer and must compile ever action and in compiling you complete you previous actions
i wish i could res my SL object into the real world
i wish i knew why my wishes are so had to grant
Granted, but you can't remember why you wanted to know.
I wish I'd got more sleep...
Granted, but the amount of work you get proportionally rises.
I wish for some fish slapping dancers.
Granted, you are repeatedly slapped by the fish in the dancers' hands.
I wish for leukodystrophy. :januscat
Granted, but it mutates out soon after.
I wish for maximum entropy.
granted you now dissolve into chaos and collapse in on yourself reaching the Higgins's particle density you explode into another universe albeit a small one that is kept in a snow globe on my desk.
i wish that there was more action here on this thread.
Granted, we are now all participating in a neverending Pong Tournament...... :P
I wish I had slice of cheesecake right now! :U
Granted, but it's only a hologram.
I wish for patients.
your wish is granted, though they're all lab-mice who die horrible deaths... PETA firebombs your place of residence and hunts you to the ends of the earth... enjoy :3
I wish for some Delmonico steak for dinner tonight
Granted, nice and overcooked for extra crunchy.
I wish for angels in the snow. :januscat
Granted. You make them in the yellow snow, something you only realise after tasting it.
I wish I wasn't quite so evil, sometimes.
Granted, now you're just a weak, mild-mannered sheep.
I wish i could find that one song :B
Granted, too bad its the song that ends the universe.
I wish for a decent cup of coffee.
Granted, however it will stay forever out of your reach forever.
I wish for there to be more bits, many more bits and bytes.
Granted, but there be more bits and bytes than your hard drive can hold causing it to overload...
I wish to corrupt this wish. :januscat
Granted, but it's a weak and lackluster corruption, adding little to the world and boring everyone silly.
I wish I had more inclination to read the forum.
granted, the forum now holds invisible sex only visible to you when you are really really tired.
I wish I had the power to make software obey my will every time I got it to work and the power went out. :U
granted but you power only works where there is no power in the system there for rendering it useless like a desktop in a black out.
i wish for a rocket pack !
Granted, however it is only capable of being used to travel to the centre of the earth and not back.
I wish socom 4 was already out. :U
Granted. You waste a month playing non-stop and die from exhaustion shortly thereafter.
I wish I knew what to wish.
Granted, but you never can but it into words.
I wish I wouldn't die.
Granted. Instead, you turn into a rotting zombie that soon loses all organic matter (excepting the brain) due to decay. You can no longer do anything, and are stuck as a brain inside a skull that can do nothing but think due to a lack of any sensory organs.
I wish this wish would be corrupted (hah! paradox!).
Granted, but you don't get to see HOW it's corrupted.
I wish I could think of a wish.
Granted! Then you forget.
I wish I had the money to make an awesome costume.
Granted! ...Until you go to jail for counterfeiting.
I wish my wish didn'thave to be corrupted.
Granted, but now you're playing a different game.
I wish I was asleep.
Granted but you end up in an endless dreaming of dreaming loop.
I wish llearch could learn the true meaning of Christmas!
Granted, but now robot santa wants to kill him.
I wish I didn't have a brain-freeze
Granted, you become a troll and have brain-melt in warm weather instead.
I wish beer was cheaper
Granted, but the beer is so weak it might as well be water. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us...
I wish that the angry eye in the sky wouldn't singe my flesh-meats so...
The earth freezes over.
I wish I were calmer.
Granted. Now you're so calm it's like that planet from Serenity where half the people gave up living because they were too calm.
I wish to go to the festival!
You have become a vegtable. Have fun.
I wish I had a rubber band in my pants pockets.
Granted, but people give you funny looks when they hear it playing.
I wish that I had a good wish to follow up with.
It gets corrupted.
I wish People wre a bit more serious more of the time.
Granted, but because people are serious most of the time the world implodes.
I wish to to have this wish be granted.
Granted. Ish. The genie kinda forgot you'd wished for something half-way through, so he left while the rampant wish energies caused the core of the Earth to turn into a black hole.
I wish I could earn money.
Granted. It's counterfeit.
I wish I had more self-control, thus enabling me to use the computer less often and kill my tendinitis once and for all.
Granted, you are in perfect self-control, in fact; you are a one celled organism.
I wish for a fish.
Cute, but your fish is corrupted. The taint it emanates turns the water it swims into hydroxic acid.
I wish for track 6. :januscat
Granted! You got track 6 of the worst techno-country-rap combo band's worst album.
I wish I was able to think when I'm tired.
Granted, however you are unable to move when tired and you can't think when not tired.
I wish for laserguidedsharks.
Granted, but the water evaporates from the overpowered laser.
I wish to be heard. :januscat
I'd grant your wish, but I simply can't hear it.
I wish for some sodium hydroxide for the earlier acidic fish.
Granted. You burn out your throat while taking it due to the extreme concentrations of basic substances.
I wish I could understand furry-dom.
granted. you finally understand the furry fandom in all of it's nuncanes but it warps your mind beyond repair and you become of of the lunatic fringe that shames all groups.
i wish i had a weakest link detector.
Granted, however you have been demoted to the weakest link in the universe, goodbye.
I wish for pizza day to be a national; holiday.
Granted! Pizza day is now the same day as National ; Day. Unfortunately, it's only celebrated in Sweden.
I wish moving text was used more.
Granted, however they are all
spam
emails you recieve.
I wish my school wasn't so warm. :<
Granted! It's frozen!
I wish my laptop had a better monitor.
Granted, but the hinges that connects it to your laptop are bad enough to damage it's feed so it's black all the time.
I wish for a mow.
Granted! In fact, you get not one, but two mows! *Looks back at box with mows* Um... make that fifty... No wait, a hundred...
I wish I wasn't as much of a forum stalker.
Wish granted, you are now the biggest troll in existence. \
I wish I could be more nice more often.
Granted, but people don't want nice.
I wish for the next wish to be corrupted. :januscat
What? you wished for something, really? I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood of corrupting wishes.
I wish for a motorcycle on square wheels.
Granted. It's put in a museum in a glass case. Now you can't ride it.
I wish for war.
Granted, unfortunately it's a flame-war, and you're dragged into interweb drama :o
I wish for something caffeinated
Granted. You get a double-dosage of caffeine in a single pill, causing lethal heart palpitations.
I wish for a dance party to happen on teh interwebz.
Granted, but it's pretence is so great that nobody actually bothered notifying you.
I wish for a new page.
Granted, however you are the second poster on the new page, not the first.
I wish I had a better wish to wish for.
Granted, the better wish is for Tytaj to become rich.
I wish I was the leader of an army of flying orka's
Granted. They're all free willy. And no, not clean. Metaphorically speaking. You should probably find somewhere else to stand, and something else to watch...
I wish my gutter had been cleaned more often.
But all your thoughts end there llearch! What would you do without your thoughts? o.o
I wish for fire.
I'd grant your wish, but you didn't make one. So I guess I'll just light you on fire instead.
I wish I wasn't continually made to be a mod or admin in places. ;.;
Granted! Instead, you're just simply officially declared the mod of the internet, rather than having it happen site after site.
I wish I could have a rave in the park. :ipod
Granted, you can rave with the dutch hooligans celebrating the victory over brazil in the end you die by heat exhaustion.
I wish for Super Metal Unicorn.
Granted. It's made of potassium. And it's raining...
I wish I'd gone home by now.
granted but you called back to work via teleporter 10 seconds after you walk throng the door.
i wish i have know how many things used the voyager name/ title before choosing it for my self those decades ago.
Your wish is corrupted by mows.
I wish to corrupt a wish.
granted but your corruption of the wish is so poorly thought out that you actually grant the wish beyond the wishers fondest dreams.
i wish for 75lbs pounds of refined gold between 10 to 25 degrees Celsius give to me free and clear.
Granted, however it is given to you while you are working as a gold handler, the job doesn't pay that well either.
I wish to corrupt little puppies.
Granted! You corrupt those puppies into mean, vicious, brutal hellhounds that are worse than Cerberus. Heck, Hades and Zeus cower in fear when they hear one of these puppies coming, let alone the whole litter of three!
I wish I had a glove with claws on it.
Granted. Sadly, it's still attached to Freddy Krueger, and boy, is he mad. :kruger
I wish I could convince TV producers not to use arcade noises for every single video game they show.
Granted, so much that they become mutes.
I wish for the world to be filled with werewolves that glow in the dark.
Granted! But since glowing in the dark requires charging up in sunlight, you still can't see them when they inevitably maul your face off.
I wish I had a single pet mow I could control.
Granted. It comes with half a dozen friends that you can't, who eat you out of house and home. Literally...
I wish I didn't have to deal with this dodgy code.
Granted, you now have to deal with faulty code.
I wish there were more emoticons than people on this planet.
Granted, but they ran out of non-sentient emoticons, so they made sentient ones that have taken over the world.
I wish I was a sentient emoticon.
Granted, you are now an emoticon, but you are quickly erased, by the backspace bar.
I wish I could spell better
You become despondent at only knowing how to spell one word correctly.
I wish I didn't have pangs of conscience when I pull practical jokes on people
Granted, you don't do the jokes.
I wish it was 65 degrees in my house, right now.
Granted, it is now a toasty 65 degrees Celsius in your house.
I wish the RP's in the forums would update more often.
Granted, however they update so fast that you are unable to keep up and eventually give up trying.
I wish this forum would be more active.
Granted. You are now constantly ninja'd.
I wish the ninja-pirate conflict would resolve itself in a glorious battle.
Granted, but your side looses
I wish Abel's story wasn't so depressing.
Granted, it's now sunshine and cookies. The cookies are rotten and the sunshine is on the other side of the clouds overhead, but it's still less depressing...
I wish I'd had more sleep last night.
Granted in fact you never woke up.
I wish I knew what letter combinations aren't words in any language.
Granted, but along with being unable to pronounce in a logical fashion they can also not be read well enough to realize that it's not really a word.
I wish for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. :januscat
Granted, but nobody calls it by that name. Instead, everyone just says silicosis.
I wish I could remember my appointments better.
granted but now i have complete control of you calendar and you only keep the appointments i want you to.
i wish i had the powers of god for a month.
Granted, but they are the powers of the fluffy pit god, which can only cuddle.
I wish I knew what I want to know when I want to know it.
granted. you now want illusionary carrots to feed and illusionary rabbit kit you have resiting in you hand. see image here http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-12
i wish i had started this game months ago.
Granted, but your ability to play said game would not have formed until now anyway.
I wish for a hair. :januscat
Granted! You got a hare. Wait, you said you wanted a hair? Well, let's compromise. Here's a hairy hare! Careful, it molts.
I wish I could program in C++.
Granted. You can program in C++, but your programing skills aren't good, and you are constantly flamed for it.
I wish I knew what C++ was(Durr de:P)
Granted, but you lose all other knowledge
I wish for a fish.
granted you are now a thirty pound tuna.
i wish for and fully functional upgrade to my forte buster.
Granted, however it's new function is shaving your face.
I wish for another fish.
Granted. It's gefilte fish.
I wish I felt like focusing on work.
Granted, however you can't focus and become frustrated.
I wish for a billion fish.
granted you are not a part of the Indian ocean. enjoy you fish living with in you.
i wish i had a green house on the moon.
Granted, but you can't get to it.
I wish amber updated dmfa one more time per week.
Granted. but she becomes even more sick than before from updating on such a frequent schedule that she is rendered unable to continue indefinitely.
I wish for Aiyno Aiyno! :januscat
Granted, but he called in sick, so I took his place.
I wish I could independently control my eyebrows.
Granted, but then I shave them.
I wish I had a fridge next to me.
Granted! It's balanced on a corner leaning towards you! *Crashing noises, plus a sickly crunch of That_wolf being squished* Yay! Again! *Rewinds time to watch again* :P
I wish more people played this game.
Granted. They just don't play online, or include you.
I wish I had some cheese.
Granted! It's fresh! Like, super fresh... Grab a spoon.
I wish I knew if there was life after death.
granted but once you learn the answer you can't return to let the rest of us know.
I wish i was making 10 times my current pay rate.
Granted, but then the company you work for becomes bankrupt, and you become unemployed.
I wish pencils didn't need to be sharpened.
Granted, but they're banned due to their potential as murder weapons.
I wish unicorns were real.
Granted. They're quickly hunted to extinction by seven year old girls, and the last one dies alone and sad in captivity.
I wish to know the real ending of The Mystery of Edwin Drood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Edwin_Drood).
Granted. Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
I wish my creativity was a little stronger right now.
Granted. The right half of your brain becomes so strong it takes over your left half, and you become incapable of doing anything with a reason behind it. Essentially, you become the essence of Chaotic Neutral.
I wish people understood what I was talking about more.
Grantedz. but that doesn't mean they care. :januscat
Granted, but your face explodes.
I wish for a skyship
Granted. You get a model skyship that's 10,000 feet above sea level. And you're on it (at least, one foot is).
I wish I saw a boom.
Granted but it was only a sound-effect in a comic strip.
edit: oh I forgot to wish :erk
Granted, you're sucked into a magical dimension of sensory depravity. You can do nothing but think. In time, you are driven mad from the lack of contact and interaction. You start to create personalities, and imagine feeling. When you finally are removed from the dimension, you can no longer speak English. You may as well be in a coma for all of your input on the world. You eventually die, alone but for the world in your head, in a padded cell in a mental asylum.
I wish I could think up stuff like that more often.
granted but now there are very few chances for you to use things.
i wish that i had more chances to warp minds when i was younger.
Granted, but warping their minds to other dimensions doesn't help much from being unable to trace where you warped their minds to.
I wish for a cute butt. :januscat
granted, however for it you are turned into a baby.
I wish for the rain to stop here today.
Granted. It stops raining right over "Here" at 108 Stokes Croft, Bristol.
I wish I had a tentacle growing out of my back. :P
Congratulations. Now a load of biologists want your preferably unharmed body. Enjoy captivity! ^_^
I wish that my summer projects could write themselves. Decently.
Granted, but it is written in a long lost language.
I wish that the sky would turn purple every day before bad weather.
granted but now everyday is bad weather day and the world blames you.
i wish for the New York Yankees annual budget to be mine to play with and do as i please.
Granted but it is now 1/10th of what it used to be.
I wish for massive inflation.
You swell up like a big balloon... and suddenly release it all out the back. Boy, aren't you embarrassed.
I wish for more time. Just... more time. (Have fun.)
Granted. You have all the time in the world; after all, you are immortal now. No matter what happens, you cannot die, per se. Your cells can separate, but will remain linked. So, some whitecoats take you apart and look through your cells in an attempt to discover the magic holding you together (ish).
I wish for whirled peas.
Granted, but they most stay in the pot, nine days old.
I wish for teh mad gaming skilz.
granted your skills are to good what what 1337 speak spelling is to British English spelling
i wish i could build my own robot
Granted, but the robot you build is you, causing all sorts of paradox quandaries.
I wish I had a better all-in-one printer.
Granted. It's sentient and takes over your computer, followed by the rest of the internet.
...but it relinquishes its grip to digitally disembowl your computer for not making a wish.
I wish there was less preventing me from communicating my thoughts -- on paper, through word of mouth, over the Internet, whatever.
Granted. You now have what is in essence diarrhea of the mouth, and can't stop communicating.
I wish I could control my eyebrows better.
Granted but they become very attention-consuming and you become irrationally obsessed with them.
I wish that my earlier post was not misinterpreted.
Except that one can't be granted so I'll find a new wish.
I wish that pigs lived underwater.
Granted, it's now the year three thousand, and not much has changed.
Oh, and your great great great grand-daughter is a bit of a pig, actually.
I wish these oranges were easier to peel...
granted you oranges not peal like human skin and the taste eww
i wish for a fully functional super speed connection to the speed force.
Granted. It comes with an automated spellcheck. Sadly, the spellcheck is fixed on Hungarian, and the ignore and skip and close buttons are disabled, so you have to take the options it provides.
... Fortunately, nobody notices the resultant increase in your understandability. ;-]
I wish I didn't have to package this application.
Granted. It is impossible to package this application. As such, for a given definition of "package", there is no feasible way to make all those zeroes and ones and abstract software do anything useful.
I wish I had gotten back into reading sooner.
Granted but you were sent back in time to somewhere where there are no libraries and you have to pay outrageous fees for them.
I wish to stop judicial activism and make the economy worse.
granted but nobody notices the difference.
i wish for a rabbit in a hat with a bat and six point maller.
"i wish i had Charles Atlas super powers"
Granted. From concerted bouts of lethargy, you become (for all intents and purposes) superhumanly lethargic. However, this means that you become too lethargic to maintain your own lethargy, so you cease to be superhumanly lethargic and become simply lethargic again. It was fun while it lasted, though.
I wish for a rabbit in a hat. With a bat. And... I don't know what that last thing is, but I wish for that, too.
granted but the rabbit hits you with the bat and the six point mallar lands on you
i wish people would stop stealing my wishes.
Granted. Instead, they have the exact same thought process as you and post the same wishes anyway.
I wish that life was more exciting, while still being survivable. That, or I wish I could feel some more emotion.
Granted, life is an exiting horror movie, unfortunately you must now live your life in fear.
I wish I had more disposable income.
granted you are not paid in toilet paper .
For i wish i shall quote SkeeLo ; "i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala. "
Granted. Regrettably, despite your superior height and brand-new melon baller, i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala gets tired of that name very quickly, until she finally tears that melon baller out of your hand...
Isn't that sad? Better to have never owned a melon baller at all than to have owned it, and then had it taken away from you by a girl (who looked good). In your depression over i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala walking out on your life with your melon baller, you (and your newfound long legs) sadly stride into a bar.
Ouch. That had to hurt.
I wish that it was easier for me to fall asleep.
Granted, you go Snow White and don't wake up. Ever. Seriously, there's no true love that's going to find you.
I wish I could has cheezburger.
Granted, you now have a picture from lolcats, captioned 'Cheezburgurz good.'
I wish the music being made mostly was like 70's rock.
granted now all you can here is 70's style rock. no TV unless it is playing70's style rock. no conversion unless the person is singing a 70's style rock song. you can't ever here your own heart beat any more. this is your wish. this is your wish good to the last drop.
i wish for plenty of Applied Phlebotinum so that i may change reality to suite my whims.
Granted, But you need to ask your mother Permissions before use them
i Wish that i Have Angels wings ^o^
Granted. As it turns out, you have had angels' wings the whole time. Four of them, in fact. They kind of hurt coming out. Also, it's really, really hard to fly with four wings.
I wish I could find this one banner ad from a few years back for an online game. It has a catgirl in it. (Details on request, because I really am looking for it -- and have learned that it's actually quite a good game, as well as becoming increasingly convinced that the actual image will be a letdown -- and have spent several otherwise-fruitless hours concluding that the only way I'm going to find it is if it happens to be in the background of an unrelated screenshot, but have fun.)
Granted but even though the banner is correct the game it leads to is wrong. clicking on the link you find your self at a game called Cat Girl Alliance (http://pc.ign.com/objects/143/14304179.html) and it's in an language that you don't understand.
i wish i had a dragon lance in my grip
Granted, you now have a dragon that has already been lanced... :P
I wish I had a large cheese pizza right now.
Granted. Good news! It's a suppository. /Farnsworth voice
I wish I did not have to clean the living room.
Granted, but now you have to clean all the other rooms instead.
I wish I had a machine gun jet pack! >:3
Granted, but is cursed to only fire 5 hours after you say "purple gum drops reap five waverly bumps without a lump but on top of 5 cups of sugar."
I wish for the grass to grow while old memes are spammed.
Granted, but the sudden bludgeoning by cans of spam causes the greatest loss of human life in recorded history....
and nobody cares...
I wish for a pretty pink pony.
Granted! It's a pretty pink pony, birthed by the unholy marriage of a hellspawn and a mare. Careful it doesn't set your house on fire...
I wish for a wish.
Granted, but the wish is mine.
I'm using my wish to wish for world pieces.
Granted. The pieces you get are 1 of, 6ft by 3ft.
I wish I wasn't waiting for Dell to ship me stuff.
Granted! You now receive your orders instantly, however, they are always wrong and you will have to fight never-ending battles of getting the right order with customer service...... Enjoy!
((What's wrong is I can sympathize with this..... :sweatdrop))
I wish I could hang with the ladies from Deal or No Deal....... :D
Granted ( even thought i have no ideal what that show is) but your every advanced gets shut down as a no deal.
I wish i had a fresh bag of potato chips.
Granted, but in an effort to open the near-impossible to ope bag, the chips fly everywhere... and your in the middle of the Rodeo grounds... and they aren't too swift on the clean up...
I wish I could skip my next 51 birthdays.
granted you are not 51 years older with out having live the actual years. Enjoy your retirement!
i wish i had a portable English spell checker.
Granted, but it is sadly forced to use engrish.
I wish I had something to wish for. Oh, wait - I wish my wife was home this week.
Granted, however she divorced and moved to live somewhere else.
I wish that D would be 13 ?
Granted. But now 13 is D and the alphabet is a corrupt business venture born to flame humanity on the internet.
I wish I had a better wish :B
Granted. Your wish is so good that it cannot be typed with any accuracy by mortal hands. Rather, a wish of such awe-inspiring magnitude must be corrupted with such force as to lock the thread itself. Way to go.
But just on general principle, I wish I had a pony. (One pony, properly utilized, should be enough to film an adaptation of Green Rider, right?)
Granted. Its legs are on back to front.
Granted, but as you failed to know what was going on, the universe just decided to divide by zero, just for fun. Welcome to the forum, read the rules, beware the mods, all that fun stuff.
I wish I had cat ears.
granted you now have cat ear. and a cat fave . lets not forget the cat's hand and feet and there legs and leather body. on top of that you now have a cat voice you hit the jack pot though you shill have you own human mind and eyes so your dark vision is not what it could ben and while you can think like always no one can understand what you are trying to say so good luck unwishing that wish
i wish i had a rotobizer belt
Granted, however you can't survive the process of using it.
I wish for fish.
Granted, however you'll have to fight this guy (http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9600000/Hiccup-Toothless-how-to-train-your-dragon-9626254-1920-816.jpg) for it......
Good luck! :3
I wish these zombies would get off my lawn...... :<
:zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2 :zombiekun2
Granted, those zombies are now ''them'' and infected.
I wish I knew what I knew that I knew once.
Granted, for an instant you know what you knew that you knew once. Then you forget it completely. Therefore you now knew what you knew that you knew once having previously instantaneously known what you knew that you knew once.
I wish I didn't understand what I have just written...
Granted! You're now unable to understand anything!
I wish I was a fairy.
Granted.
Well, actually... nah. I don't believe in fairies.
And now, on an unrelated note, I would like to applaud Previewer on a splendid corruption. *claps*
Me? I wish I could finally learn not to post stuff online so late at night. Rarely seems to end well.
Granted, you now only post stuff online early at night, but it still rarely ends well.
I wish I knew when the bear was in the neighborhood so that I could protect my bird feeder, fruit trees, etc.
Granted, you are now the bear.
I wish I could fry and fly.
Granted. However you need a pass to fly, and it's not available where you live.
I wish xbox live didn't cost money.
Granted, so instead, owning a 360 costs an additional $10 per month.
I wish I had a good camera.
Quote from: Inumo on October 31, 2010, 08:36:29 PM
Granted, so instead, owning a 360 costs an additional $10 per month.
I wish I had a good camera.
Granted, and it's a very good camera indeed. You go to try out your new toy and you notice...There are already pictures on it. "That's odd", you muse. Thinking little more of it, you decide to copy the entire collection onto a hard drive and promptly forget about it. Until one day...Something happens. And you realize it's just like one of those pictures. Then something from another picture happens, and another, and another. It quickly becomes apparent that the pictures are predicting the future. Your future. Perhaps even your entire life. Dare you look at them, knowing you might take from yourself every surprise life will offer you?
I wish for wisdom.
Granted, you now have another set of wisdom teeth.
I wish for more dakka!
Quote from: alexwars1 on November 02, 2010, 12:17:11 AM
I wish for more dakka!
Granted: You are now here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Dakka).
I wish neutron decay was not a random process.
Granted. Now neutrons only decay around you. As a result, you're catapulted around the universe at high speed.
Enjoy your vacation.
I wish I wasn't cold, without being too hot.
granted you are not in purgatory were everything is mediocre and nothing is special and your time there shall be endless!
i wish for the big one!
Granted, the 'big one' you wished for was the big one hundred birthday. Unfortunetly, the house started on fire when all the candles were lit.
I wish for a better paying job.
aww i wanted the restaurant. ah well
granted you are now a sanitation engineer. remember your gloves.
i wish that i had married my sweetheart years ago
Granted, but it turns out your sweetheart has a mask that they wear whenever you're around.
I wish for the ability to make silly faces.
Granted, however, silly expressions are all you can ever wear from this point forward.
I wish to end The Rebellion... once and for all D<
Granted, the rebellion ends in mass genocide
I wish to believe. :U
granted, you now believe every scam artist that ever calls you - and they spread the word.
I wish for good TV shows.
Granted, although they are all sitcoms where the :people" laughing laugh at every sentence. You then break your TV.
I wish that all my curses on people would come true.
Granted, but then all the other people started complaining to whatever mighty power you believe in and he gave all them the cursing power. Then you got cursed to death.
Welcome to the forum, though this is a rather odd place to start your stay. :P Have fun, read the rules, beware the mods, and you should do fine!
I wish for a random amount of money.
You're gifted with an amount of negative fifty million dollars.
I wish for more creative inspiration.
Granted, at the cost of your willingness to commit to your creations.
I wish for another slice of pie.
granted and what a earth pie it is filled with clay worms and various bacteria
i wish for the person after me to start a web comic.
Granted, but you immediately regret it and and so do I. Look A distraction!
I wish for ... something, I guess ...
Granted, you get a molecule of H202 stuck in your lungs.
I wish I didn't have to do homework.
Granted. You just don't do it. However, your grades plummet, your reputation sinks, colleges refuse to grant you entrance, job openings close up, Mt. Vesuvius explodes again, Bush gets reelected president, Osama turns out to be immortal, Mab gets her way in the worlds beyond, and Dan Rather gets arrested for jaywalking on a Sunday afternoon. But at least you don't have to do your homework.
I wish for an infinite supply of nonperishable broccoli and cauliflower.
Granted. You can never leave the table till you finish your endless supply of veggies. Nevvvvver!!! :P
I wish I could have more brains for thinking. I could definitely use some more.