Something evil comes.
Is it heretical?
Pricking of thumbs?
Does it bleed?
In your dreams... :januscat
Those are nightmares.
Much more fun.
Far more pleasurable.
I conjure kittens!
Cute things galore!
Covered in Gore.
edited to stay withing game rules. :)
Three words. Only.
modes strike hard!
It's spelled "Mods."
smites for spelling!
Smites for smiting!
For no reason!
Nope, not one!
My stomach hurts.
Then stop eating.
Squirr, not singularity.
What you mean?
what you say?
All Your Base >:3
I'm not eating!
Killed it dead!
Time for Firefly.
book so long!
!!!
Dad swiped Firefly!
NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT FIREFLY!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! YES FIREFLY!!!! >:O
He took it.
Kill the beast!
Smite the fiend!
He travels often.
So? Follow him.
don't want to
Well why not?!
Cuz E's lazy.
That settles much.
no it doesn't!
He's my Dad!!!
I'm your Father?!!!
You're Jers Father?!!! :S
No, I am!
heart humming again!
*Uses Defibrillate Ring*
YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!!!!!! >:O
In the Membrane.
Nope just insane.
and it's fun!
Truly, it is.
The Amityville Toaster.
Park outside. Shoot.
Toasted human hand.
Only with waffles.
Put in bagels.
With cream cheese?
Creamy creamy cheese.
Cheesy Creamy Cheese.
Unprintable commentary deleted.
Salacious statement, sir?
Only always man.
Give me cheese!
No thank you. :januscat
aw why not?
Why should he?
Give thirteen reasons.
*thirteen reason here*
You missed th.
Indeed I did. :B
Spill the milk.
Instead of drinking?
Fight the cow!
Like dairy farmer?
Likes the sheep.
Misses the point.
My pencil broke... :januscat
my mind too.
Mines broke thrice.
get Duct tape!
And super glue.
Glue + Brain = Death.
Notta brain surgeon.
Fake with spoon?
Fake with saw.
Fake with all
On the weekends. :januscat
Nine to seven.
seven of nine
Slightly boring character.
yes but boobs!
"Sette di Nove"
"Tette di Nove"
"Tits of Nine."
Her Italian nickname.
Isn't it awesome? >:3
indeed it is.
(look all i words)
Plank of Wood.
I'd bore her... ;-]
Yes, you wood.
Off the euphamisms.
Get it off?
What she said.
what i'd miss?
You missed everything.
What he said.
Missed that, too.
Missed the box?
Good or bad?
I know not.
Guess it's situational.
Unless you're evil. :januscat
Who here isn't?
I'm not evil!
...
......
Coulda Fooled Me! :U
... not much, anyway.
Heh, It's alright.
Evil will triumph. >:]
Not in movies.
Well it should.
why should it?
Why SHOULDN'T it?
Oh, grow up.
NOOO! Not I
Yes, please do.
I has hands.
say apple core!
Can't.
Two Words.
but the Baltimore?
The what now?
apple core = Baltimore?
No its not.
shaggy says so
(acutely it's part of an old gag that's is older then most of us. apple core? Baltimore! who's your friend....)
Really now, E?
yes Slowtini really (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGNIYEYWxm0)
Those devious chipmunks. :januscat
don't trust them!
They like apples. :B
No! my apples!
They bug me.
but apples good!
Raspberries are better.
Yet another digression.
My apologies, sir. :januscat
What is digression?
Going on tangents. :3
Shall we dance?
To the stars.
Stars have it.
The Stanley Cup?
Winner is Beetlebomb.
Einhorn is Finkle!
That can't be! :januscat
Again, yawls crazy.
LOOK! A BEVERAGE! :B
(http://ieatcrayons4.tripod.com/lg-bawls.jpg)
http://ieatcrayons4.tripod.com/lg-bawls.jpg
no image seen!
Edited for Justice!
tripod no good!
Sees a bottle.
With a message. :januscat
Not a massage?
not for boxes
Cardboard is inflexible.
ESPECIALLY Mod-Grade Cardboard.
the parabox fails.
What about Omni-box?
I'm always here.
What about 9:00?
It's not important.
particalman? that song?
Whatever Particles Can? :o
Triangle Man Better.
Really?
Proof Please.
Triangles can't deform.
It's happy land.
Sad for me...
That must suck. :januscat
Must kill life.
Kill death instead.
Kill the dead?
No, kill Death.
Is it doable?
Not really, no.
He gotta scythe.
Y'all got squat.
Tolls for thee.
such a bell.
Of Notre Dame. :januscat
Don't know name.
Hunchback is sad. :<
Hulk won fight!
So they say... :januscat
No they don't.
Paranoia has arrived.
airlock elevator there!
-says two words-
Out the airlock.
Whoo, explosive decompression.
Decompress the explosion.
Explode the explosion?
Implode the implosion.
Do the impossible?
Do the improbable.
*activates improbability drive*
A whale falls.
I get wings.
Made from paper.
Sucks like life.
Leik Vacuum Cleaner.
Kinda meant you. :.
That's not nice. :<
I sorry Dagardo.
I accept apology.
Yay! Hugs now?
Yes. hazza hug. :tighthug
Hugs = Hugs + One
you and I
Hugs for everyone!
Hugs all around! :mowcookie
Achievement Unlocked!: Hugs
There's no gravity;
nor a fate.
But destiny calls. :januscat
Earth just sucks.
(You guys are pathetic for finishing quotes. ;-] )
what about mars?
The red planet.
Fields of rust.
Rust flavored muffins.
I prefer blueberry. :januscat
To dead rabbits
Why kill bunnies? :<
no bunny muffins!
Bunny... Muffins? Wha?
last page missed.
Missed it completely.
Maybe next time?
Nope, I refuse. :januscat
then let's play!
Where is mother?
Gone to work.
Out the window. :januscat
Why a cat?
Better than dogs.
I like Rottweilers.
Yes. With ketchup.
No, silly. Teriyaki.
Imperial Chicken, mmm.
Chinese food. Meh.
"In brightest day..."
Singing in rain.
What glorious feeling.
I'm happy again.
I'm quite opposite.
No one asked.
Not my problem.
it never is
Sure it is. :januscat
are you serous?
I think not... :B
I don't either.
Wheel of Fortune
Orb of Misfortune
Sphere of Weirdness
Cone of Panic.
Cube of distraught.
A Horadric Cube
Cubes < Dodecahedrons.
Geometry is stupid.
Algebra 2 too.
Most subjects generally.
I like cheesecake
Secret Cow Level?
Bring it, Bessie.
INFINITE UDDER SLASH. :B
Super cow attacks!
Like dairy farmer.
Cow kicked Nelly.
all was lost!
Everything's not lost.
It's backed up.
On tape. Somewhere.
Tape Drive Exploded!
It's Turkey Day!
In some places.
Food for all!
All for one. :januscat
cake for me!
I'm so hungry...
share the cake
PIMPKIN PIE. Superior.
Illegal outside Nevada.
so speaks boxy
llearch knows all.
llearch sees all.
All hail llearch.
((9 words, but in three lines of three, hope that's alright))
Wordy post there.
Team Fortress 2
SPY ROUND HERE.
set up bomb!
ENGINEERS OWN ALL!
-Saps Yer' Sentry- >:D
power of will!
I 'ave da'powwa!!
You have not.
And need not.
Be so serious. :batman
Not so serious.
(http://i37.tinypic.com/10f87ep.jpg)
Why not sirius?
You mean Gordon? :B
Great Scott! Freeman?!
Not so great. :januscat
Gasp! Pure blasphemy!
No, just Frohman.
Gordon Frohman. Win.
no win here
That a pun?
it's a fail
YOU'RE A FAIL.
You all fail!
Only on Tuesdays.
fail like flies
(my math teacher used to say that)
What? not donkeys? :januscat
Donkeys can't fly!
Flighty Fly Flew.
Hooray for alliteration.
fell fast asleep
Dreams of antipathy. :januscat
Daydreams of apathy.
dreams of wonder
Delusions of grandeur
Delusions of Delusions.
Illusions of illusions.
Illusory self assessment.
Full body assessment. :januscat
full body check
Blatant sexual harassment. :3
no hockey fan
So no riot?
LET'S START ONE! >:O
No! Bad Slowtini!
Yes. Bigger riot.
I wanna riot.
Riot is amusing. :januscat
No! Bad forumites!
Jubblies incites riot?
boxy no riot
It's his fault.
Fire it up.
I'm back y'all!
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Three little words.
"I love you?"
Well, just guessing.
Bleh, stupid headache.
The local hop.
ice cream party!
The county jail :U
FUDGIE THE WHALE
Beyond the pale!
Artemis the Second
Whole lotta trouble.
No, not double.
It be triple?
Yea, even quadruple. :januscat
Three words, though.
So only triple.
Startling conclusions reviled!
Unstartling conclusion tossed.
Theory from experimentation!
Scientific testing method.
Explodes? Try Again.
With more explosives!!!!!!
Prove its false!
Deny it exists!
Destroy scientific "foundations"!
BLOW STUFF UP! :U
The Mythbuster's creed.
Methane Soap Bubbles! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXcug7RqPgs&feature=related)
Fish in barrel. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs&feature=related)
CAR = HELLA WANT.
Roshambo for it?
I'll go first.
Paper, rock, explosion. :januscat
Surfing with dynamite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgyNLQe8qX0&feature=related)
More at Eleven!
Less at Twelve.
more at chaos
Fewer in balance.
Am I right?
No, you're WRONG! >:O
Or is he?
This isn't necro?
Nah, 'tis pyro. :januscat
have some cake!
why so serious?
This is necro.
Mods are watching.
Leniency is given.
Is not necro.
Look at Dates.
Less than Month.
that's nine words.
More than fortnight.
Close enough. Counts.
Arguing with mods?
it's a game
I Apologize Then.
as you should.
On the weekends. :januscat
oops critical fail
A Critical Hit?
A natural twenty!
Rolled 1. [bleep.]
Yes, they're natural.
what the hell?
No, not hell.
sense not making?
Use the Borscht!
...Where's the beef?
In mah belly!
call the cops!
The Fuzz! Busted!
They shot me! :januscat
Oh my god!
They killed Kenny!
You mean Lysander.
Death either way.
Where were we?
middle of nowhere!
Best place ever.
feels like home!
The house burns... :januscat
Roof on fire!
Requires no water.
Let it burn.
add more gas
Additional Pylons too?
no, no need
You sure, Voyager?
Looks that way.
hell, why not?
You tell me.
Not enough minerals!
Harvest more spice.
Work, work ,work!
And no play?
Burn mofo, burn.
I refuse, sir. :januscat
I'm no sir. >:[
OK then, ma'am!
Still not right. >:[
Me gives up!
Could be both.....
Oh, hell no!
why so serious?
Or maybe neither.
You be alien!
avast, he DOOOMMMM!!!
I sing song!
Doom, doomy, doom...
No, Gir! No!
Ok, up now!
May I play? :eager
Card games, sure. :januscat
Shut up, Mokuba.
Spore.
Is.
Addictive.
I.
Haven't.
Played.
So. Is. Coffee.
Don't drink coffee.
Rather drink soda.
I avoid caffeine.
Red Bull rocks!
Root Beer good. :januscat
especially with friends!
Maybe cookies, too?
Mow Cookies = Drooly.
Can't eat anymore!
Only wafer thin!
Then a splode?
Use a bucket!
beef is forever
Lorenda fan here!
More than less.
Less is more.
more or less.
I can't decide! D:
Toss a coin.
An evil coin? :U
To decide fate... :januscat
of my future
i did what?!
I did what.
You see, there?
Just got it.
Centipedes? It's likely...
bug spray now!
Shoot the DDT!
Slipper of Doom
Pin heel horrors. :januscat
Pin Wheel Murders
Forum Pinwheel Massacre
Forum <censored> Massacre.
too much swearing
Makes for anger.
The Birthday Massacre.
Was fun. Lots.
For whole family?
No, that's "incest"
Circular family tree.
Bold and Beautiful
vanity reigns supreme
In the tower. :januscat
The Princess sleeps!
no Princess here...
martians be here.
The Martian Manhunter.
Appears in Smallvile!
What about Gotham?
Batman has Catwoman
No, his job.
In another castle?
At Castle Dracula.
Castlevania will return... :januscat
Cake or Death?
I wanted pie.
Computer says no
Stupid GLaDOS lies.
There is pie.
Not for you.
Er, what kind?
Blueberry or Apple. :eager
I want banana!
I prefer cherry.
But it's mud.
Stop posting six.
Three Word Group.
Post in threes.
Beware the Jabberwock.
said Sigourney Weaver.
Weaver of linen. :januscat
Poppity-pop pop.
Bubbles, or popcorn? :)
the barrel roll!
Use Nova-bombs wisely.
Whatchu talkin' about?
Willis isn't here.
Where's my Willis?
Under the sea. :januscat
Must...not...sing....
bring back bunny!
The Gay Hare?
A fun guy. :januscat
It's Happy Bunny?
Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Usagi Yojimbo? (word)
The Seven Samurai.
Akira Kurosawa fan?
Only seen "Yojimbo."
Yojimbo aeon FFX :januscat
Never played that.
Missing old games... :<
Like Commander Keen?
Try again later
Not this message. :januscat
Stop right now.
How about now?
Not yet boss!
Throw da Axe?
I'm not ready!
Big is Best!
Except for tumors. :januscat
And tidal waves!
I like boogieboarding!
Longboarding for me.
I do waterboarding.
Practice on yourself?
Practice makes perfect.
Can't improve perfection.
Yes, you can.
For example: Llearch :januscat
Improve or not?
too many variables
Not enough shiny. :januscat
Ooh! Gimme shiny!
Jingle the keys
STOP! It's annoying!
but it's fun!
For the world! :januscat
And the Horde?
DEATH TO THE...
PITIFUL LITTLE MORTALS!! :bat
Mwa ha ha!
YOUR SOUL IS...
... some other person's.
system crash imminent.
KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!! :bat
Ha! You wish.
For quick death?
I pray for.
A new persona. :januscat
Not another one. :-[
Three's a crowd?
Not in here.
Sanity is for?
people without imagination!
I'm perfectly sane.
"Liar," I type. :januscat
But you're lying...
is he really?
It's most assured.
things changed when...
the time comes.
Then it leaves.
and you're left...
In the dark.
How very sad.
Need a hug?
or maybe tissues?
Made of sandpaper. :januscat
How deliciously evil :mwaha
You smell funny.
You like magikarp.
no i don't!
Wasn't telling you >_>
...I like butterflies!
Has severe ADD?
Look who's talking.
LOOK... A DISTRACTION!!!!
OOH! Where? Gimme!
It's right here! :megagroove :funkluigi1 :funkmario2 :ddrabel
Mario hip thrusting?!
Quite disturbing, yes?
Yes. Very disturbing.
I've seen worse.
we all have.
Sad but true...
don't be sad
Just be angry.
do not argue!
Make wuv instead. :januscat
Reject the wuv.
but take cookie!
NO! My cookie!
This is halloween
Pumpkin-shaped cookies?
Evil shaped cookies.
brownie shaped cookies!
it is evil!
Only girl scout's.
Don't forget Mab's.
Only without walnuts.
Oh the horror...
I like chocolate. :januscat
what about cake?
Truth or lie?
CAKE IS LIE!!!!
LIE?! O RLY?!
but you remember
fifth of november?
V for Vendetta!
Why so serious?
A...magic...trick. :januscat
got these scars?
My little friend?
tell him "hello"
Bang bang bang!
Pow *pause* BOOM!
sixties sound effects!
To the Batmobile!
OF FIERY DOOM!!!!
fire! oh noes!
FIRE BAD! BURNY! :U
Stop, drop, roll.
it's not working :mwaha
Uses fire extinguisher.
Points and laughs.
What's so funny?
Shrugs, makes popcorn.
Gimme some, please.
Sure, have some.
Steals the Bag
No! Bad Basilisk2150!
Look Another Distraction --->
That won't... chicken!
Blink. Chicken? Yay!
tastes like chicken!
BURN THE CHICKEN!!!
eat mor chikin
Munches on Popcorn*
That was mine...
Offers the bag*
pass the popcorn
just for Black_angel :P
I'll make more!
Cheesy or buttery? :januscat
Um, lemme think...
Think quickly, do.
more for me?
none for you!
END IS NEIGH
It's a trap!
Impaled with spikes. :januscat
Death by grapes.
... you added G
On purpose, thanks.
So you say...
*right eye twitches*
Points and Laughs* :mowhappy
Definitely not funny.
not to me
You are... Lying :3
ooh that hurts!
Hurts so good... :januscat
Let us began!
Mixing up tenses.
GRAMMAR NAZI... RUN!!!!
Nowhere to run.
Cry in despair.
sprout feathery wings
Take flight angel!
watch for hunters
Zap 'em, angel.
from the underworld
wearing all black
Oh find redemption
No external redemption.
what about internal?
nothing besides bleeding
NURSE! MORPHINE, QUICK!
oooh, more please.
No more soup! :januscat
No more soup? :crying
NONE FOR YOU~!
very sad panda.
sexual harassment panda?
Pedo-bear is better.
Bear steal fishy... :januscat
fishie fishie fishie!
Gonna eat it!
Nom nom nom! :mowhappy
ewww.... it's raw
Does it matter...? :mowdizzy
it's not sushi
arguing's too hard
So kill instead. :januscat
slicey slashy thwaky
crash and burn!
Stop, drop, rofl :januscat
It's soo pretty....
champaign supernova style
SSStylish Dante combo. :januscat
devil may cry!
especially when kicked :mowhappy
In the nads.
.... devil will cry
all will suffer!
or else burn.
Burn equals suffer
Suffer... good song.
I prefer closer.
Dark Passion Play
darkness loves light
Three dimensional shadow. :januscat
... have dance party?
...like an animal.
she's a crazy...
Don't stick in.
or out, either.
get hammered down!
weekend=drinking time!
Chug! Chug! Chug! :januscat
YAY FOR BEER! :cheers
cream soda's tastier.
Scotch for me.
Scotchity scotch scotch
Here it goes
Raptor grabs victim!
Not the raptors!
Down the hatch.
Nuuuuuuu! Don't want!
Is delicious, right?
is it ever! :mowmeep
all are one!
one is all
Analyze, deconstruction, reconstruction.
reuse, renew, recycle. :U
Totalled my car. :<
Reduced, reused, recycled?
Also, broke hand. :<
Ouch. Want sympathy?
Needn't your pity... :januscat
Is empathy okay?
Councilor Deanna Troi
And the means?
...justify the end!
road to heck
Paved with good...
flat, neat cobblestones.
Only at first!
before the beatings :3
Morale will improve!
good intentions, right?
Not for long.
Bad intentions prevail.
Darkness inside heart.
Along with light.
Can't forget EBIL!!!!
Dark is ebil.
But not evil. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkIsNotEvil)
evil or good
I'm very EBIL!!! :mowhappy
Ebil is fun. :januscat
Later you run :bunny
From yourself, or...?
...
Thumb turned purple.
where is thumbkin
On your hand.
falls the blood
Ouch ouch ouch
Burning small children >:3
Killed the younglings!
Insert random words.
Does not compute!
I'm a pyro :mowmeep
get the hose!
Of diesel fuel. :januscat
Switched for soap.
I love bubbles!
choose firey death?
Water Demon here!
Napalm in morning.
smells like victory :boogie
No, not really.
We still fight!
TO THE DEATH!!! :mowninja
Not ebil enough.
Mows ARE ebil!
Necromows are worse :mowhappy
Necromows can die.
Kill them all!
Heheh! Fire burns!
burn the necromows?!
They are zombies.
They still feel!
..Like decayed flesh.
Ew.... Burn them!
Don't burn necromows
freeze them instead!
Ice skating fun. :januscat
The ice breaks!
Killing small children?
It's really shallow.
Hypothermia still kills :mowhappy
Like, blade height.
... what you smokin?
That's how deep.
oh... frozen testiclites?
No, ice skates.
Any sense here?
was there ever?
With three words?
with a melon?!
Look, it's Rumpeltweazer!
Riiight. You ok?
Referencing Monty Python.
Don't we all?
No, not really.
NONE SHALL PASS!!!
Fly, you fools.
It's business time....
E's trans-species operations
That's four words?
but one's hyphenated
I'll hyphenate you.
don't make sense :mowdizzy
Think marriage, puppy.
NO MEANS NO!!!!
Maybe for you... :januscat
And the law~! :batman
I'm the batman :batman
yet jokers rule
Riddle me this... :januscat
riddle the cat?
Prefer you didn't.
... IS IT DEAD?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-G9vrgPLk)
No, not yet.
use cure now!
Paging Doctor House.
Wait, Doctor who?
to the TARDIS, !
The Moon, Alex!
Don't see Armstrong... :januscat
Look more closely.
"Your Ad Here."
only five dollar!
Argh, misspelled "ad."
learn to spell :mowninja
Not this week.
Aww, why not?
try again later?
Abort yes/no?
a definite maybe
Does not compute.
i'll compute you :U
access denied retry?
No, self destruct. :januscat
countdown to destruction
the final countdown
begins now ninety-nine
Bottles of beeer...
on the wall.
Burn the wall
pass it around...
pass the fire? :mwaha
Didn't start it.
it'll start you!
In Soviet Russia?
no in interspace
one down, pass
it around, 98 :januscat
Bottles of Chloroform
In a closet.
with the unconscious
Victims hanging from
a tire swing :mowhappy
their faces blue.
Dah ba dee~
with the blue
house and blue
house of blues
Black and blues. :januscat
what'd you bruise?
red all over.
read all over
What, a Zebra?
Skunk with nappyrash.
what you said!
what you say?
All your Base!
Are belong to.
Just me NOW!!! :mwaha
broken meme here
Here, there, everywhere. :januscat
in the house,
is a mouse.
Any cats around?
nope, only dogs
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
freezing rain sucks... :<
will wonka song
Chocolate waterfall mixer. :januscat
... of pure imagination?
Eat the buttercup.
Hope it lasts.
but it won't
Wonka Wash backwards.
Stuck in tube.
Down the chute!
into the tunnels
Into the woods!
Found the squirrels! :>
Home before dark! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZvKWlRvf-Q&feature=related)
Dead by Dawn (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_223.php)
what! a warning?
No, a threat.
It's a promise.
Peace and Love?
Fated red thread. :januscat
Why specifically red?
Slit your veins.
kinda ominous boxy... :3
the box knows
pretty much nothing :mwaha
except how to
Get lit aflame :mowhappy
Strike a match.
it's time to
burn the boxy?
Cleave and smite! D:<
Sure. You first.
Ahhh, fresh meat. :januscat
Call the butcher.
I'll preheat over :3
Fire. Solves. Everything.
so does violence >:3
Well, Gandhi disagrees.
... he got shot... :3
so do we
Holy crap! When?!
a while ago :P
Not long enough!
got bullet poisoning?
massive lead allergy
Can't breathe! Water! :januscat
Walk in rain.
singing in same
what about dancing?
entrancing the masses?
Night of enchantment. :januscat
night of love
bow chicka bow-wow...
That's really four.
So is yours.
Contractions are acceptable. :P
But to whom?
That one, there... :januscat
what about hyphenations?
What about them?
They bring annihilation... :januscat
TOTAL ANNIHILATION... YAY!!!!
That's bad, GIR.
Doom doom doom!
attacked by Cherub?
Deadly baby angels... :confused
What the frigg?
Wish I knew. :januscat
Play Doom Three >:3
rolled critical fail!
Point and LAWL
i got cookies :mowcookie
will you share?
if you're good
Good n' Plenty. :januscat
for the money.
For the Horde! >:O
Die Horde Scum.
Grab a sword
For the show?
it's Brisbane Adams!
Only even worse...
No! Fuzzy kittens! :januscat
COVERED IN SPIKES!!!
kooper trooper strike!
Bowser Koopa strong. :januscat
Use Fire Flower.
Star Power Wins!
----------------
Now playing: Nujabes - Kujaku (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/nujabes/track/kujaku)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
Star Fox FTW!
Do barrel roll!
Shoulda seen that...
Andross was freaky...
Freaky Deaky Dutch?
Exceedingly freaky, man. :januscat
even vaguely creepy
Nah, not really.
Want a Tissue?
Why would - ACHOO!
here you go.
What? Where? Why?
I said so.
... where's my cake?
You! No cake. >:O
What about muffins? :januscat
Lemon Poppy Seed :mowmeep
No, no muffins.
... already ate it
Out with it!
... Wait several hours :3
Before re-thinking strategy.
Still, that's four.
You think strategy?
War is deception.
War is Peace.
Lord, not again...
Know thy self
double plus good.
It's four fingers.
that sounds dirty :mowhappy
No, just literary.
Is it really?
i think not :B
neither do I.
(scoffs) Ugh. Men.
We upset you?
i'm just playing :3
Ya I knowz :mowcookie
Oh noes, warg!
push that button!!!
Self destruction initiated. :januscat
Don't Hold Back
Hold back what?
My pet monster.
Isn't that me?
you lack pointies...
You think so?
quite obvious really
Wait! Pointy corners...
cardboard doesn't count
It does Too!
Death by cardboard.
Worst paper cuts
That would hurt
Torn bloody fingernails. :januscat
New subject... UNICORNS!!!! :mowhappy
magical horned horses?
lemon juice too?
you mean lemonade?
le-mon-aaaaade!
....lemon flavored unicorns
what you smokin?!
The good stuff
... puff puff give?
Not sharing it :P
Aww why not?
Bad for you
I cast sleep!
19 will save
Take half damage?
Yeah, that's Jesus.
i'm jesus now?
No, that's Jesus. (http://www.pccasegear.com/images/stkjesuss.jpg)
Oh thank jesus
Nah, no thanks.
your loss then
Yeah, sure, whatever.
Can be buddy? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ)
You people're crazy!
You didn't know?
Insanity equals fun. :januscat
powers of awesome
and pure gluttiny! :mowhappy
Seven deadly sins. :januscat
just the beginning
all done today
and never tommarrow
Until then, farewell... :januscat
AHHH!! No Annie! :mowdizzy
Dropkicks Jar Jar
Laughs evilly. Yes.
Dibs on iPod!
but ifly's better
I like music. :januscat
For real, holmes?
indubitably mister Watson
A lemon entry.
48 hour lemons?
what another move?
...I missed something...
Expect that muchly
Nothing unusual, then.
Except that thing... :januscat
Er...What thing? << >>
You saw nothing...
Nothing's pretty weird.
What the hell?! :erk
It froze over?!
Maybe it did
really hell? again?!
Let's go skating!
i call shotgun!
see the car?
The devil drives?
i drive him...
Where to exactly?
Away. Just, away.
he comes back
Through the skies. :januscat
travel by catapult?
With bungee cord?
It's not necessary.
Yes, it is.
So is THIS!!! >:3
loads of this?
This, that, thither...
Many things, really.
Ready Steady GO!!!
speed of light!
Speed towards death. :januscat
SOUND OF SPEED!!!
NYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *woosh!*
Whoa, so fast.
Not fast enough
*tzing!* *pyooooooo* *whoooooooooooooooosh*
he's gone plaid?!
That's just ludicrous.
calling Mister Fahrenheit
It's Supersonik Elektronik
No. Automatic...Systematic...
Logical pancake maker.
Makes logical pancakes.
That, I do.
Pancakes be logical?!
ask the Vulcan
Ask the Aaryanna.
that's a name!
Really, Captain Obvious?
Vulcans are spices
But not herbs?
i don't know
Sure ya do. :januscat
Alfador kitty leaps.
Bludgeon stupid curmudgeon.
I's a curmudgeon? :<
is yous sure?
I don't know.
Just work here.
Work where again?
Over there, man.
... wait, work... seriously?
Always serious, man.
He is, seriously.
I will agree. :januscat
i do not
Know the answer
Answer to what?
what is beauty?
Beauty is dependant.
Dependant on what?
Itself of course.
Its a conundrum
... wrapped in enigma.
... wrapped in bacon?
no, a burrito
yo Quiero tacobell?
Ow, my stomach... :cry
Solve practical problems?
Use a gun
Use moar dakka.
Use a chicken.
Cow and Chicken?
Dem's Fightin Words
Bring it, dude! :mwaha
Get 'em BOYZ!!!!
:erk NOT BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
... Dis Means WAGGGHHH!!! (if your not getting the references, this should be a dead giveaway)
not getting it.
Dawn of War (it's a PC RTS, based on warhammer 40k... and it's surprisingly badass)
not pc gamer :mowtongue
Makes me sad. :januscat
Like Portal though.
but not all
Cake = truth?
Improper sign usage.
game fail, retry?
No lives left.
Quick, hit reset
Reset button broken
Game over fail... :januscat
Please try again?
from the start
Use Konami code!
I have returned
OH NO RUN!
why should i?
Cause person's back.
is that bad?
It might be.
How to tell?
If someone dies. :januscat
Everyone still alive?
still i weep
Have a tissue
Boo friggen hoo.
Is "boo" scary? :januscat
No way, Jose.
more fun, really
Like playing Mario
hammer suit power!
Anime is better.
so are hugs
Anyone seen clannad?
should we have?!
i'll look high
Clannad = good anime
Opinions for all!
My gutter's low.
No conspiracies man!!!
SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!
Not spoilers, conspiracies
the grassy knoll :3
That's better, man.
You'd think so. :januscat
I can't think.
really, why not?
brain is mush
KENNEDY= COMMUNIST ANDROID
Oh, come on! :rolleyes
Disney eats babies
No, Cuban Kids
What about Cuba?
Cuba Gooding Jr?
Rubik's Cube, freaky. :januscat
No the island
wait, rubik's island?
AAAARGH! THE COLORS!
Comedian's a bear?
... an incestuous bear...
A pedo bear?
Wearing a neck-a-tie?
in rapist van?
You know it! :januscat
you are guilty!
man with bear...
Bear with me...
Rubik, the bear!!!
the bear boxer
Rubik's Revenge: SOLVED!
You are liar!
It's the truth!
Prove it, Boy-o!
Got no video...
what about pics?
How about sound?
Of every move?
click click click.
Click click boom. :januscat
i prefer 'always'
always what, exactly?
both by Saliva
Both by......What???
The band, Saliva
Don't know them.
One hit wonders.
I am lonely.
why is that?
No more chat.
aww why not?
Because your ebil! :januscat
he's ebil too?!
We're all ebil. :mwaha
No, just you.
Ugly little word.
ugly? which word?
My dad's away.
party, your house!
i got alcamahols >:3
I'll drink them.
not the Bailey's
I hate alcohol :U
No excuse, huh? >:3
None whatsoever, dude.
But...the mead! D:
Hell with mead! :mwaha
Tried it yet?
once. HATE IT.
One is all?
one is plenty.
Drink it warm.
With mulling spices. :3
hey, six words.
Exciting that way. :januscat
More like cheating.
multiple of three :U
People really care?
no, they don't.
I sure don't.
I kinda do.
Nah, not really.
what'd i miss?
A big fight.
Death and destruction... :januscat
rape and pillage?
Drink up, hearties.
WOOO Pirate Time!!!
*pre-emptively hides planks*
Ahhh, fresh meat.
:noobrape ?
I send ninjas! :mwaha
*wipes them out* (3)
...............*
all of them* (3)
Quote from: Basilisk2150 on March 26, 2009, 08:26:43 AM
:noobrape ?
Err, no thanks? (3)
Isn't rape fun? :januscat
for the sender >:3
Some receivers too.
Not me, though. v_V
no means maybe?
Observation mode engaged!
Quote from: Lysander on March 26, 2009, 12:17:52 PM
Isn't rape fun? :januscat
Quote from: Lysander on March 25, 2009, 11:53:36 AM
Death and destruction... :januscat
Quote from: Lysander on March 24, 2009, 12:52:27 PM
Exciting that way. :januscat
Same damn cat.......!!! (3)Aha! Observation continues... (3)
Habitual emoticon, apparently: (3)
Other threads too. (3)
Almost a signature... (3)
No worries, then. (3)
Comment is rescinded. (3)
...........I'm abusing this... (3)
<_< v_v >_> (3)
Please stop that.
failed at kirby
<("<) <('.')> (>")>
Precedent is avoided.
And highly unnerving. :januscat
It always is. :mwaha
No, not really.
you got proof?
Have you any?
Who needs proof?
Not really, man.
O RLY?!......man?
not your guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uzJVkeaUI)
A dead guy? :januscat
very dead guy :mwaha
extremely dead guy?
he's sooo dead :boogie
he's been dead.
Deader Than Dead... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead)
super duper poodle
You mean Fa'Lina?
Want a muffin? :januscat
Yes, I would.
Death by muffin!
murderous intent muffins :erk
Very deadly muffins
Not the muffins!
with murderous intent >:3
always with intent
Forgot about murderous :3
not enough space.
In outer space. :B :januscat
Nobody can hear
you say no...
I say nothing.
Good show, there.
Face, meet palm.
yours or mine?
Yours, mine, respectively.
All due respect.
Translation: screw you
Fist meet face.
Fisting the Face :erk ?
ouch no more!
No means no!
i'd hit that ;)
With a sledgehammer. ;)
with a crowbar
Gordon Freeman Style?
you know it! >:3
Do I really?
Yes, you do.
Do what, now? :januscat
Do the Monkey!
I'm a believer
couldn't leave her
not yet, anyways
maybe tomorrow i'll
grow a pair?
Maybe some day. :januscat
Tomorrow is Today!
what you say?! :B
You heard me.
"Blah, blah, blah..."
"...blabity blah blah..."
Mute button please.
Here you go.
"push that button"
Do it now!
Ah, golden silence.
i'll silence you >:3
Make your time.
Have no chance.
make your time?
Mao said that.
That is true. :januscat
I know that. :B
do you really?
yes. For real!
really, really really?
Yes, enough questions!!!
You want blal?
I want....what?
You want blal? (http://www.tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=467)
F Bomb your...
Hai2u spy satellites.
Clever multisyllabic sublimating.
so you say... :U
Say we all?
Yes, we do.
no we don't.
Was clever, though.
eating babies... clever?! :U
...Say what now?
babies, they're delicious :boogie
you eat veal? :erk
obviously, you don't?
Nah, straight hambergerist.
I already ate.
Taste of death. :januscat
dead baby cows >:3
That's rather depressing. :<
You think so?
I'm not sure :U
eating veal... amazing
What about venison?
no deer me!
also quite delicious
For you, maybe.
...not for you? :<
Right. Obviously not.
How's that obvious?
I said that...
No, you didn't.
but you did!
This and that. :januscat
Here and there.
with a fox?
In a box.
eggs and ham?
Sounds like fun.
SPARTY WINS AGAIN!!!!
THAT! WAS! SPARTY!!!!
Ataaaaack! SPARTY KICK!
Did Sparty cuss?
Sparty kicked Huskies
this is Sparta!
I kick you. :januscat
I fall down...
"need a hand?" :)
Depends which hand. :januscat
Will mine do?
Give that back. >:[
No, I won't.
I need it. :<
nope, not anymore :mwaha
Didn't. Ask. You. >:[
Still, same answer.
You wound me. :<
with a knife :bigsword
a steely knife?
No, Steely Dan.
Nightwish ain't bad.
They become repetitive.
He speaks truth.
Within the lies. :januscat
i now live.
Were you dead?
At one point.
but not now
he got better
No more newts?
Look! He floats!