or the Darkmoon...
Actually, quite the good likeness!
DOWN WITH CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Amber gets many cookie points for this comic :mowcookie
Quote from: Damaris on December 04, 2007, 11:41:18 PM
or the Darkmoon...
Actually, quite the good likeness!
yes, I thought so.
how many pictures of him have you seen, boxman?
*snerks*
The antics are zany. :3
*basks in the DMFA-ness* :)
Quote from: Damaris on December 04, 2007, 11:46:24 PM
how many pictures of him have you seen, boxman?
Well there was the chibi.
I wholeheartedly agree with this mission.
I have three cameos in the comic, and two drawings on Mab's Land, one of which is me in human form.
actually, I think it's four.
Suck-up
Not my fault I'm cool.
Wow, havent seen Mike make an appearance in the comic in quite some time. Good to see that you can still fit him in there from time to time Amber ^.^
Anyone hearing Blue Oyster Cult right now? Its gonan be in my head now...
Quote from: Darkmoon on December 04, 2007, 11:52:18 PM
Not my fault I'm cool.
photogenic =/= cool
It just means you're likely to stand still somewhere near the artist.
Oh you foolish, foolish little ball of fluff. If fae can't kill Chuck Norris, how are you going to do it, with crowbars of all things? You're only playing into his hands.
Quote from: Zedd on December 04, 2007, 11:55:46 PM
Anyone hearing Blue Oyster Cult right now? Its gonan be in my head now...
You mean like this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxiLCMb6Q4)
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 04, 2007, 11:56:05 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on December 04, 2007, 11:52:18 PM
Not my fault I'm cool.
photogenic =/= cool
It just means you're likely to stand still somewhere near the artist.
I am so not photogenic.
Quote from: Manawolf on December 05, 2007, 12:02:44 AM
Oh you foolish, foolish little ball of fluff. If fae can't kill Chuck Norris, how are you going to do it, with crowbars of all things? You're only playing into his hands.
I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris is susceptible to high velocity lead poisoning. :mowninja
Yeah, but I don't see guns or crowbar launchers with them.
Hey look, it's Gordon Freeman! :U
(Seriously, that's the first thing I thought, even before seeing the crowbar.)
God, not Chuck Norris! *hides under a chair* dontlethimfindme, dontlethimfindme, DONTLETHIMFINDME!!!
God, I hate Chuck Norris's deranged cult.
They're everywhere. I can't enjoy a decent session of gaming without someone cracking a Chuck Norris joke.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once got in a fight..
Bruce Lee won..
There, can we be done with the Chuck Norris stuff now? :p
Quote from: Zorro on December 05, 2007, 12:55:28 AM
Quote from: Manawolf on December 05, 2007, 12:02:44 AM
Oh you foolish, foolish little ball of fluff. If fae can't kill Chuck Norris, how are you going to do it, with crowbars of all things? You're only playing into his hands.
I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris is susceptible to high velocity lead poisoning. :mowninja
be you a king or chimney sweeper, sooner or later, you meet the reaper.
Quote from: Turnsky on December 05, 2007, 03:25:40 AM
Quote from: Zorro on December 05, 2007, 12:55:28 AM
Quote from: Manawolf on December 05, 2007, 12:02:44 AM
Oh you foolish, foolish little ball of fluff. If fae can't kill Chuck Norris, how are you going to do it, with crowbars of all things? You're only playing into his hands.
I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris is susceptible to high velocity lead poisoning. :mowninja
be you a king or chimney sweeper, sooner or later, you meet the reaper.
Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me.
The cube held food and maybe ammo.
And immortality.
.....wait, what?
oh hey! I have those socks! :)
I actually, personally never encountered a Chuck Norris joke until Summer Camp of '06. Since then, I've only ever heard vague referrences to it.
But then again... I'm no gamer.
I'm a forumer.
Chuck Norris: All according to plan.
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on December 05, 2007, 01:10:29 AM
Hey look, it's Gordon Freeman! :U
(Seriously, that's the first thing I thought, even before seeing the crowbar.)
That what I was thinking to :)
I hereby launch a formal complaint against this comic for making me laugh in the middle of school's first class so hard that I embarrassed myself in front of my math teacher.
Okay, but seriously, that was a hilarious comic. I nearly died laughing. XD And once more I'm reminded of L'Affaire Potter.
"Look here, you hydrocephalic little arse-tart. Have you ever wondered what might be accomplished with eighty billion dollars and ready access to Google maps?"
~Keaton the Black Jackal
I recently found out who Chuck Norris played as in a video game.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/madmann135/mastacheifunmaskedjoy.jpg)
If he can handle hoards upon hoards of aliens armed with superior tech and survive then I think a Fae or two would be moderately difficult.
Gods, I hate Chuck Norris jokes. I was playing Lord of The Rings Online and all I could here in Bree-Land was 'Chuck Norris could take Sauron!' and other stupidities. Or Champions called ChukNoris (the full name and most variations taken by now). Imagine, in thirty years...The First Church of Norris. XP
"Then through the air, rang an angelic chorus.
Down from the Heavens, descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick that could shatter bone,
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones.."
Phear the power! Because of Chuck Norris alone, Mike Huckabee will become President!
Chuck 'hearts Huckabee (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/80798/chuck-norris-is-a-powerful-man)
And eventually Chuck will reveal he's a Cosmic Cube and well-nigh unstoppable. :B
Stop quoting the Ultimate Showdown, you evil Microbiologist! Chemistry for the win!
If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Bruce Lee is dead now.....to his credit, it took Chuck's roundhouse kick some time to take full effect....they're that powerful.
Quote from: Kuari on December 05, 2007, 03:16:06 AM
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once got in a fight..
Bruce Lee won..
There, can we be done with the Chuck Norris stuff now? :p
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
#
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Quote from: chaotik on December 05, 2007, 10:38:40 AM
*sucky chuck norris gags*
you do realise that there's an entirely new circle of hell for people like you.
and i get the feeling that there's a waiting list of people wanting to send people such as yourself there. >:3
I read through a bunch of them and quote them in real life when i want to make people laugh at me.
Changing the subject... did you notice that Mike have a nose and five fingers? He can`t be the real bro of Amber! Unless he had gotten a cosmetic surgery... :P
honestly, I thought the crowbars looked like shotguns.
Also, I loved Fluffy's reaction.
What one? Roger Dodger or the validity of google?
The Fraggle virus is not yet perfected. his time will come.
Quote from: Falcarthum on December 05, 2007, 11:05:08 AM
Changing the subject... did you notice that Mike have a nose and five fingers? He can`t be the real bro of Amber! Unless he had gotten a cosmetic surgery... :P
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Roundhouse kick of Chuck, i shall fear no Ebil.........for Mr. T is with me.
Quote from: Turnsky on December 05, 2007, 10:48:35 AM
Quote from: chaotik on December 05, 2007, 10:38:40 AM
*sucky chuck norris gags*
you do realise that there's an entirely new circle of hell for people like you.
and i get the feeling that there's a waiting list of people wanting to send people such as yourself there. >:3
... Please don't double-post. The edit button is there for a reason.
Also, your post with the "jokes" has a typo in it. You might want to fix that.
I remember reading a Chuck Norris joke about him being able to stop a bullet just with a look.
I wonder what they would say about Chuck Norris VS magic and Chuck Norris VS a plasma bolt?
I found it funny that Fluffy was attacking other people than Amber...
"I'll use Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route."
"I prefer Map Quest."
"That's a good one too, but Google Maps the best."
"True that."
"Double True!"
EDIT: On the Chuck Norris note, check this out:
Chuck Norris (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/80798/chuck-norris-is-a-powerful-man)
Quote from: chaotik on December 05, 2007, 10:37:12 AM
Bruce Lee is dead now.....to his credit, it took Chuck's roundhouse kick some time to take full effect....they're that powerful.
Wait... scratch that... misread the wiki article date..
Anyways... wonder why Fluffy chose a crowbar rather then something else... like a sniper rifle or cattle prod.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried.
SSL is immune to man in the middle attacks, unless that man is Chuck Norris. :B
Chuck Norris can get hit by the Bull Rush.
Paul Bunyan could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
Bob Barker wins any fight ever.
THIS IS A WHEEL.
Bruce Forsyth will go Medieval on all yo' asses.
Quote from: chaotik on December 05, 2007, 11:19:25 AM
The Fraggle virus is not yet perfected. his time will come.
Quote from: Falcarthum on December 05, 2007, 11:05:08 AM
Changing the subject... did you notice that Mike have a nose and five fingers? He can`t be the real bro of Amber! Unless he had gotten a cosmetic surgery... :P
Curse you, Umbrella...! curse you and your zany experiments...!
Another Chuck Norris Fact:
Red Bull is Chuck Norris' canned sweat...
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 05, 2007, 03:29:18 PM
Bob Barker wins any fight ever.
Only if animal genitalia is concerned.
/me makes a suggestion that all those who made Chuck Norris jokes shall henceforth have their title manually changed to "Aridas Wannabee"
You know.... thinking about it, if someone said Chuck Norris had the secret to eternal youth, I'd probably almost believe them... he's fricken 67 and he looks like he's in his early 30s
He does do the aging thing quite well, probably from all the wood he eats.
The next person to post a Norris joke itt will be banned.
Quote from: Falcarthum on December 05, 2007, 11:05:08 AM
Changing the subject... did you notice that Mike have a nose and five fingers? He can`t be the real bro of Amber! Unless he had gotten a cosmetic surgery... :P
It was a childhood accident. I swear. I accidentally bit off her nose and a finger from each of her hands.
I didn't do it on purpose out of jealousy for her artistic skill. Really.
Quote from: Darkmoon on December 05, 2007, 04:27:58 PM
I didn't do it on purpose out of jealousy for her artistic skill. Really.
no, you were jealous of her pinky rings and her nose-ring.
They were made of tasty silver. Mmmm, silver.
Did you keep her fingers? i want them.
:eek :boggle :blink :aack ???
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 05, 2007, 03:44:57 PM
The next person to post a Norris joke itt will be banned.
Time to switch to Michael Jackson jokes?
A priest, rabbi, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar...
:B
... you'd think they'd have seen the previous joke, and ducked.
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?"
so a bear walked into a bar and said "i'd like... ...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man why the big pause?"
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 05, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
so a bear walked into a bar and said "i'd like... ...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man why the big pause?"
....I'm going to hate you until one of us is dead.
Thank you too :V
Wow... I didn't even see the "...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man" part until it was quoted...
I guess with that bit there, the joke is a leetle less lame. >.>
OK, no Chuck Norris jokes.
Besides....
Mr. T is greater!
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 05, 2007, 03:44:57 PM
The next person to post a Norris joke itt will be banned.
I'm tempted to ban you anyway.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, this isn't some kind of a joke, is it?"
Psh, William Shatner is the best!
is that guy supposed to be dark moon or Chuck Norris?
because if it's Chuck Norris the joke gets funnier...
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on December 05, 2007, 09:34:55 PM
is that guy supposed to be dark moon or Chuck Norris?
because if it's Chuck Norris the joke gets funnier...
:|
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve you kind her."
Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi."
Oh! Two punchlines in one joke! I win!
AS LONG AS WE'RE TALKING CHUCK NORRIS: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
*Gives Fluffy and Mike Norris' address in Texas* Good luck you two.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, an Iraqi, a pakistani and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
Hooray for multiculturalism!
Raising the bar, there, dannysaysnoo? ;-]
Quote from: dannysaysnoo on December 06, 2007, 05:41:13 AM
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, an Iraqi, a pakistani and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
... and they all get bought out by the Japanese. >:3
so a baby seal walks into a club
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 06, 2007, 09:39:44 AM
so a baby seal walks into a club
Blasted seal had it coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lW_Sxeo_Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GenXxnAKTsU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR6-l7RkpuM
I never realized how funny Chuck Norris was until recently.
A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian walk into a bar go on a safari and are trapped by cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who says, "We are going to eat you right now. But I am a civilized man, I studied human rights at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, so I'll grant each of you a last request." The German asks for a mug of beer and a bratwurst. He gets it, and cannibals eat him. The French asks for three girls. He has crazy sex with them, and then follows the German. The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"
Quote from: Cogidubnus on December 06, 2007, 11:29:34 AM
The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"
Very Morrowind >:3
Quote from: Tapewolf on December 06, 2007, 11:43:09 AM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on December 06, 2007, 11:29:34 AM
The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"
Very Morrowind >:3
You n'wah!
Buh? ah well i never played morrowind but i'm glad the jokes have changed. i could take much more of the previous line of jokes. still i must say Cog i've never hear that joke before. did you compose it ?
Quote from: e_voyager on December 06, 2007, 11:57:19 AM
still i must say Cog i've never hear that joke before. did you compose it ?
Alas, no. But I thought it appropriate.
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 06, 2007, 09:39:44 AM
so a baby seal walks into a club
*Bill is sniped by the Animal Liberation Front!* :P
Quote from: AnizInDisguise on December 05, 2007, 08:47:12 PM
Psh, William Shatner is the best!
If they ever make a Doom Patrol movie, William Shatner is
totally going to be Mister Nobody (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Nobody_%28comics%29).
Henceforth, because Mister Nobody is awesome, William Shatner is also awesome.
~Keaton the Black Jackal
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on December 06, 2007, 01:21:21 PM
Quote from: AnizInDisguise on December 05, 2007, 08:47:12 PM
Psh, William Shatner is the best!
If they ever make a Doom Patrol movie, William Shatner is totally going to be Mister Nobody (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Nobody_%28comics%29).
Henceforth, because Mister Nobody is awesome, William Shatner is also awesome.
~Keaton the Black Jackal
Indeed.
Shatner is also a shaman though, which makes him even more awesome.
Three notes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve minors."
Chuck Norris jokes are kind of funny in moderation. Unfortunately, they never come that way.
Page 3 was the worst page
Hmmm.... *goes to find her copy of Plato and a Platypus Walk Into A Bar*
Is Amber still accepting questions to be answered in comic? Because I have thought of some that would be informational or entertaining.
What is involved in soul stealing? Is there a limited amount of time after someone dies that their soul can be stolen? Do you have to kill them in a special way? That kind of information.
How is Dan at wielding other weapons, in blooper mode.
I think you'll have to send her those questions directly, for any chance at all...
Hmmm, Does this mean that we can send e-mails for people/fictional entities we want eliminated?
Oooo ooo ooo!!! Here's a good one!!!
BillBuckner and Darkmoon walk into a bar, the bartender says, "EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVES!!!!"
...
...
...
:)
Quote from: AndersW on December 06, 2007, 10:14:26 PM
How is Dan at wielding other weapons, in blooper mode.
... I now have a mental image of Dan, wielding the +20 Two-Handed Teapot of Death.
Or The Spork.
Or equally silly weapons. A teacup, or something...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 07, 2007, 08:49:29 AM
Quote from: AndersW on December 06, 2007, 10:14:26 PM
How is Dan at wielding other weapons, in blooper mode.
... I now have a mental image of Dan, wielding the +20 Two-Handed Teapot of Death.
Or The Spork.
Or equally silly weapons. A teacup, or something...
Like sword-chucks (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010815).
Quote from: AnizInDisguise on December 06, 2007, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on December 06, 2007, 01:21:21 PM
Quote from: AnizInDisguise on December 05, 2007, 08:47:12 PM
Psh, William Shatner is the best!
If they ever make a Doom Patrol movie, William Shatner is totally going to be Mister Nobody (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Nobody_%28comics%29).
Henceforth, because Mister Nobody is awesome, William Shatner is also awesome.
~Keaton the Black Jackal
Indeed.
Shatner is also a shaman though, which makes him even more awesome.
FROST SHAAAAWCK
who's chuck norris?
Quote from: zopey on December 07, 2007, 05:53:55 PM
who's chuck norris?
He's from Great Britain, so he might be serious.
Chuck Norris is an actor. Think of him as a caucasian Bruce Lee. Except Bruce Lee was a better actor.
There are also a number of jokes containing Chuck Norris's name.
Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris)
What's sad is that if I actually hear a Chuck Norris joke, I don't find it funny in the slightest.
If I read one myself, however, I find it funny. *shrugs*
Quote from: Amber Williams on December 05, 2007, 07:46:43 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 05, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
so a bear walked into a bar and said "i'd like... ...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man why the big pause?"
....I'm going to hate you until one of us is dead.
My sorrow died. Does it count?
And speaking of jokes, that are understood mostly by (ahem) previus generation:
In 2003 we tend to say--
"What has come to this world!
A white man is best rapper;
A black man is best golpher;
And Germans...
They refuse to go on a war!"