Jay is banned for the sheer horror of that scene.
Ren is banned because these guys didn't just break the fourth wall... they practically broke the other three as well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuYPrmUWQFk&feature=related).
Jairus is banned for a youtube link.
VSMIT is banned because nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
VSMIT is banned because the Inquisition's here and it's gonna staaaaaay!!!
Jairus is banned because I was sitting in a temple, I was minding my own business, I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass, Then these papist persons plunge in, And they throw me in the dungeon, And they shove a red hot poker up my ass, Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of preparation H in sight!
VSMIT is banned for sharing his religious experience.
Slowtini is banned because I tend to forget my religious experiences.
I am the flesh and bone of my ban.
Keyboard is my body, and coffee is my blood.
I have delivered thousands of bans.
Unaware of mercy.
Nor aware of forgiveness.
I have created thousands of bans.
And yet these hands that have braved so much will never know rest.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Ban Works.
Jay! Be banned!
This is the ban that never ends,
And it goes on and on dear Ren!
Some people banned with it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue banning for forever just becauseThis is the ban that never ends,
And it goes on and on dear Ren!
Some people banned with it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue banning for forever just because...
Jairus, I can't ban you. That was truly epic D:
Pinktini is banned by the epic weekend return of that really annoying shadowterm guy! (Now with karate chop action!)
shadowterm is banned because I haven't done so in a while. Yo dude, how's it going?
Jairus is banned by an obscure movie reference.
VSMIT is banned because perhaps I was mistaken. It seems you are the chosen one.
Jairus is banned for not remembering the fifth of November.
shadowterm is banned because this post is a parody of the Saw franchise!
Jairus is banned because I do remember the fifth of November. I also remember Ren's "Remember Remember" avatar.
VSMIT is banned to give him a rest from being banned by Jubblies.
Boxy is banned because it's nice to see him again. Hey, Box, how's it going?
Jairus is banned because his Quote of boxy doen't do him justice.
e_voyager is banned because the quote was said to someone else... I believe Mowser. It was just too perfect not to save.
Jay is banned because someone has opened PILLS (against my orders), and I think it was him.
Ren Gaulen is banned for Commisarating.
llearch is banned because that was a HORRIBLE pun.
Slowtini is banned because a good pun is its own reword.
Jay is banned as a punnishment.
Ren is banned because the shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.
Jay is banned because I thought he was a GEP gun.
Ren is banned because I can't think of a pun.
Jay iz banned 'coz I vanted Oranj, but he gave me Lemon-Lime. >:[ I shoot him with my skul-gun. *BLAM!*
Ren is banned because Orange is Blue!
Jay is banned 'coz I don't make mistakes of zat kind. >:[
Ren is banned because he's the one who painted Orange-kun blue.
Jairus is banned by the fluffy terror from the seventeenth dimension!
Slowtini is banned because soon, I will become pure energy! I will burn like the brightest star!
Ren is banned because you're gonna burn, all right.
Jairus is banned because TECHNICALLY, we're already made of pure energy.
Slowtini is banned because while matter and energy are the same, we are made of matter, not energy.
VSMIT is banned because Slowtini could have been talking about our means of communication, and how we can only communicated through a digital interface: the "we" that we all know is just a signal and some binary code. Or I could be completely off my rocker.
Jairus is banned because I think that it's that second one.
VSMIT is banned because it generally is.
Jairus is banned because that's usually the way it is for me, too.
VSMIT is banned because I don't feel like coming up with something witty to ban him with.
Jairus is banned because with age the mind is the first to go.
VSMIT is banned because age comes before beauty. And because I'm reminded of the king from The Princess Bride.
Jairus is banned because "I'm going to kill myself after the ceremony."
"Oh, that's nice."
VSMIT is banned by mawwiage. That bwessed awangement which bwings us togethew.
Jairus is banned for doing it wrong.
VSMIT is banned because I'm doing it from memory. And because you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Jairus is banned because I'm not left handed, either.
VSMIT is banned because I am.
Jubblies is banned because I just figured why you give me so much trouble. Been so long since I had to fight just one person - fighting gangs for local charities, that kind of thing. Why should that make such a difference? Well, you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen, as when you only have to be worried about one.
*thump*
I do not envy the headache he will have when he awakes, but in the mean time, rest well, and dream of large women.
Boxy is banned because it's so simple! All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the ban into his own post, or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the ban into his own post, because he would know that only a great fool would respond to what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the post in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the post in front of me. But iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the post in front of you. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the ban in front of me! You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the ban in your own post, trusting on your moderator strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the post in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is bannable, so you would have put the ban as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the post in front of me! You've given everything away! I know where the ban is!
Trivia time: I was actually compared to Vizzini in one of my high-school math classes. And I did at one point get the line "Yes, you're very smart. Now shut up" used at me.
Jubblies is banned, because "What in the world could that be?" What? Where? I see nothing. "Oh, I could have sworn I saw something." What's so funny? "I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours." You guessed wrong. "Ha! You only think I guessed wrong! I switched glasses when your back was turned! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia' but only slightly less famous is 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahaha-" *thunk*
Llearch is b& because Jairus was right. I was referring to the digital aspect of our lives.
Slowtini is banned because I'm heading off on a digital trip and that's what I plan to do. Alternatively, you are banned because you might have just liked my explanation better than your original idea.
Jairus is banned because nope, you actually got it.
</tech geek>
Slowtini is banned because I'm wondering if I should start inking my drawing of Kid Jy.
Jairus is banned because if you've got nothing better to do, go for it! ;O
Slowtini is banned by the sandvich
shadowterm is banned because I wanted to ban Slowtini because I'm still not satisfied with the picture. A few things are bugging me, and I don't know how to really fix them.
Jayrus is banned for being jealous. Maybe it's not any one part of the picture, but how it fits together.
shadowterm is banned because i'm going digital and now i'm invincible!
e_voyager is banned because let's all get digital!
e_voyager jairus is banned by the KGB (Killer Gloves of Boxing)
shadowterm is banned by the Nerds Alliance of Super Anime!
Jy-Jy has been banned by Yak-Yak.
I'm back baby!!
yakanaj is banned because I haven't banned her for a while. Welcome back!
Jy-Jy is banned out of the box of unused bans that must be used before they expire. Wait... "Good until 223300?" WooHoo! I got lots of time left!
Yakanaj is banned by my Ubersaw.
Slowtini is banned by my Uberknife as it cuts through my ubercake!
Yakanaj is banned for mistaking Jai-tan for Jy-Jy.
Ren Gaulen is banned for banning the inimitable Yakanaj. Or is that yakanaJ ? I can never tell..
L is banned for banning the peerless Ren Gaulen. And for being confused about Yakanaj's name.
Ren is banned by Jyrras Gianna, age seven. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/kidjyinked.jpg?t=1222627481) Fear the cute.
Jairus is banned for pimping his wares in the ban thread all the time.
Mowser is not banned, for he is right. I will no longer pimp my wares in this thread.
Jairus is banned by my swirling BANana.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/5140018653a6368217759ml.gif)
Slowtini is banned because
you call that swimming?(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Kirahassnapped.gif?t=1222630668)
Jairus is banned because that was so bad.
VSMIT is banned because Kamina's declaration of "Gattai" shocked everyone...
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Psycho-Kamina.gif?t=1222678852)
Jairus is banned because I'm in a bad mood because the javascript validation stuff I'm trying to write doesn't work and I don't know why.
Vidar is banned because while I cannot help him, I can wish him luck with that.
Jairus is banned for not being more helpful.
Mowser is banned because my own somewhat limited knowledge of computers is insufficient to assist Vidar in his attempts. Any advice I gave would be guesswork or just plain wrong, and could make the situation potentially worse.
Jairus is banned because i have not yet entered a banning cycle with yakanaj
e_voyager is banned because banning cycles cannot be forced: they must be allowed to happen naturally, as nature and the internet intended.
Jay is banned because Icarus has rewired my brain and it is somehow his (Jay's) fault.
Ren is banned because if I wasn't buying you a scorpion, this would never have happened.
Jubblies is banned because this really shouldn't turn into another Ren/Jubblies cycle.
Boxy is banned because at least it's better than the Jairus/Janus cycle in the "Cute, But..." thread.
Jay is banned to start the cycle.
Ren is banned to stop it.
e_voyager is banned because I wasn't intending to post in here until someone else did.
Jay is banned for failing me for the last time.. again!! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned for fishing without a leash.
L is banned for leashing without a fish. :P
Ren is banned for not having a license for your pet fish Eric.
Jay is banned because he is mixing something up. My pet fish's name is Zorge.
Ren is banned because I was actually referencing a Monty Python sketch involving one Mister Eric Praline, who named his dog, his cat, and his halibut all "Eric." He chose Eric the Halibut out of thousands. He didn't like the others: they were all too flat.
In other news, I did not know that you had a fish. I used to have two goldfish, Port and Starboard. I was in a nautical phase at the time.
Jay is banned because I was joking about a fish. I have two cats, though.
Ren is banned because my mom likewise has two cats. Two beautiful black cats named Enzo and Aston. My mom works with cars for her job. Enzo is an explorer, Aston likes to take naps. They are very friendly and playful, though.
Jairus is banned to prevent the public display of mutual posterbation.
Mowser is banned because YAY! I LEARNED A NEW WORD! =U
Slowtini is banned because even though I'm tired and have stuff I need to do, I still want to draw something.
Jairus is banned because he should draw a waffle, with teeth.
Slowtini is banned because I either want to draw Abel Valentine or Pip XIII.
Jy is banned because both drawings would be great! When you're done drawing them, let me know. I want to see this!
yakanaj is banned because she has a way of doing all the little things she's prone to do.
e_voyager is banned because the drawing of Abel Valentine is giving me a headache and it's not going anywhere. I'm going to start again in the morning.
Jairus is banned for giving up too easily.
Slowtini is banned because I am not whoring my art, but I am only a few elements away from being done. I just needed a good night's sleep to get my energy back. Unfortunately, I didn't get a good night's sleep, so I had to make do with the few hours I got.
Jairus is banned because hooray for not whoring your art.
Slowtini is banned because I read this conversation at the wrong moment. :P
slowtini is banned because I didn't read the conversation at all.
Yakanaj is banned for having a name that is rather difficult to pronounce.
Mowser is banned because I always mentally pronounce it "yah-ka-noj" or something like that.
Jairus is banned because that's how I pronounce her name. And because I would think that I have an especially difficult name to pronounce.
VSMIT is banned because "vee-smit" is not hard to say. At least, that's how I say it.
Jairus is banned because he pronounces it correctly, but there have been a few people who pronounce it "vee-ess-mit" or "veh-smit."
VSMIT is banned because now I'm curious as to what it means. Unless I asked that before. In which case I'm still curious.
Jairus is banned because it's been 6-7 years since I grabbed the name, and have since completely forgotten what it means. All I remember is that it's an acronym, and must be spelled in all-caps.
VSMIT is banned because could it be Very Silly Meaning Inherent to Translation? Or am I just pulling stuff out of my butt again?
Jairus is banned because it could be that, but I don't think so.
VSMIT is banned because this could become a new
Meme as we try to figure out what your
Screen name really means, even if it's somewhat
Idiotic and doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Time I stopped, don't you say?
Jairus is banned because I can't figure out where the meter is in that thing.
VSMIT is banned because there is no meter. I was just being stupid. Though I guess I shouldn't have written it like that, otherwise you wouldn't have mistaken it for a poem.
Jairus is banned because that was rather thoughtless...
VSMIT is banned because I was in a hurry. I don't know why, we seem to be the only ones playing this game right now.
Jairus is banned because we're probably the only ones who participate in this thread consistently who are awake at this time.
VSMIT is banned for his good point. I should go to bed soon.
Jairus is banned because he post in this threads no less then three times for my one.
e_voyager is banned, becauseI need to vent my rage about the noisy people behind me. That, and he's being whiney about his number of posts. Just post more, and you will catch up, though in this case it might invole you banning yourself a lot.
Vidar i ban thee by the authority given to me by the rules of this game. ( that and i spend 14 or more hours a day going to , at work, and coming back after my shift.)
e_voyager is banned for working to much. You must become one with the slack.
mowser is banned because today is my last off day and o goodness i have errands to run. take this ban ta-ta now.
E is banned simply because I haven't banned anyone in a while and need to flex my Ban-Kai.
Ren Gaulen is banned for flexing that in public.
Boxey is banned because i don't think Jubbles is a very goo nick name.
E is banned because it is quite a goo nickname. :P
Black Angel is banned because I have opened a can of Grey Goo. Mmmm, tastes like ban..
Ren is banned because I don't know what "ban" tastes like.
VSMIT is banned so that he can taste it too.
Ren is banned because I don't want to know what it tastes like!
VSMIT is banned because it tastes like meat, and meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
Jairus is banned because Dennis Leary said it best: "Eggplant tastes like Eggplant, but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty f***ing good."
Mowser is banned because Dennis Leary is an asshole.
VSMIT is banned because I didn't know about this before. (http://www.metrolyrics.com/asshole-lyrics-denis-leary.html)
:U Black_angel is banned for not knowing about what is quite possibly one of the best songs ever.
Mowser is banned for hyperbole again.
Cogi is banned because, while I'm not sure, I think that's the first time I've been banned on terms of hyperbole.
Edit: Also, it's only hyperbole if the statement is, in fact, a gross exaggeration iirc. ;-)
Mowser is banned for taking things wildly out of context to the ends of the earth!
Boxy is banned because the sky is falling! And pigs are flying! Satan is ice-skating to work! I'm a monkey's uncle! The moon turned blue! My god, a politician actually said something without lying! And boxes are getting up and moving under their own volition!
Jairus is banned because I did not, in fact, skate to work today and to say so was a falsehood. I biked thank you very much.
Mowser is banned for being Satan. Fortunately, I don't believe in you, so nyeah!
Jairus is banned because, while I don't believe in myself either, I certainly think that given enough time I could become something to believe in. Or to be afraid of. Either or. Depends on how gullible folks are I guess.
Mowser is banned because that ban took a while to read. :blankstare
Black_angel is banned for getting exasperated at a ban that is longer than, oh, say about 10 words.
VSMIT is banned because I have no idea how to draw Alexsi. Yes, I am banning you four my own failures. So what?
Jay is banned because I should be working on my philosophy paper right now. That's right. Blaming others for my procrastination. Beat that. :B
Black_angel is banned because I should have completely cleaned my apartment a week ago. And I keep putting it off. And it needs to be clean by Friday morning.
Jairus will be banned later, but I don't want to procrastinate. BEAT THAT!
VSMIT is banned by the power of boredom!
Jairus is banned by the same.
VSMIT is banned because if I could draw cleavage on comic characters, I wouldn't be bored. I could finish my crossover pictures.
Why? Were you thinking something else?
Quote from: Jairus on October 02, 2008, 02:00:24 AM
Why? Were you thinking something else?
Jairus is banned because wut.
VSMIT is banned because I realized as I was writing the original line that it could be read a different way than I meant.
Jairus is banned because I thought you were referring to something else.
VSMIT is banned because I am not one hundred percent certain about what YOU are referring to.
Jairus is banned because I'm not, either.
You're confusing me!!!! D: I ban you both!
Black_angel is banned for being confused!
Jairus is banned to beat around the bush.
VSMIT is banned because the bush is burning. Get a fire extinguisher before it spreads.
Jairus is banned because the burning bush gave me 15 rules, chiseled on three tablets. One was destroyed.
VSMIT is banned because that was the tablet about loving your fellow man and living in peace and respecting others beliefs and how homosexuality was alright and how they who smelt it dealt it.
Jairus is banned for not getting the Mel Brooks reference.
VSMIT is banned because a deaf guy could hear him.
And I got the reference. But you know those were the missing five commandments.
Jy is banned for not noticing my new Avi.
yakanaj is banned because her avatar looks like it's about to "geass" me.
Jairus is banned because that was a horrible pun.
VSMIT is banned because I wasn't punning: her avatar looks a bit like Lelouch Lamperouge from Code Geass as he's about to brainwash someone with his Geass power.
Jairus is banned because it could also be seen as her avatar looking like it's going to "gas" you.
Vsmit is banned because that is actually "Hanna", My character in chibi form and shes asking if you're scared of her yet.
Yakanaj is banned cause her avi looks like a Team Rocket Balloon and is creeping me the hell out! (Not seriously though.)
Jer-oh-me is banned because Team Rocket's blasting off. Again.
Jairus is banned because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
Slowtini is banned because the bans must flow.
Ren is banned because how many bans must a man hand out before they call him a man?
Jay is banned because with the power of Courage one ban becomes a hundred!! >:D
Ren is banned because that's a little excessive.
Jay is banned because
I am the flesh and bone of my drill.
Spiral is my body, and Power is my soul.
I have created thousands of drills.
Unaware of fear.
Nor aware of loss.
I have defeated thousands of foes.
Yet these hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Drill works.
Ren is banned because I have decided not to post the idea I had.
Jay is banned by the SPIRAL CLIMAX!!
He knows what it is.. >:3
Ren Gaulen is banned by The ULTIMATE SUFFERING. If you don't recall what this is, this was the title of that one fanfic I sent you a link for... the one you only got a few paragraphs into because it was so mind-scarring.
Jay is banned for reminding me of that thing. My hat is crying!
Ren is banned because I'm reading it right now.
- *points* Look! They included a Disney character!
- This just somehow makes it...so much worse.
Jairus is banned by a Disney character.
VSMIT is banned by King Mickey and his magic Keyblade.
Ren is banned for being heretical with a bottle of Absolut! How dare ye? :eager
Redwing X is banned for banning the wrong person.
Jay is banned because he stands between me and Redwing X whom I wanted to ban. Nothing personal, Jay.
Ren is banned to get in the way of Redwing X banning who she wanted to.
VSMIT is banned because nothing's gonna stand in my way.
Ren is banned because while we may not be able to stop your inevitable meeting, we can at least delay it.
Jay is banned because I shall not permit this.
Quote from: Jairus on October 03, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
Redwing X is banned for banning the wrong person.
Gah, I must have come in, in the wrong place, sorry xD
Ren is banned for not being the person I was supposed to be banning last time.
Redwing is banned because I need to ban someone to post in this thread.
L is banned because I wanted to ban Redwing, goddamnit!! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned because she'll be back.
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
L is banned because he's so crazy it's cute. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG8bLWhUR10)
Jay is banned because I don't want to ban Redwing any more.
Ren is banned for not wanting to ban me anymore :eager
Redwing is banned for walking straight into my trap!! >:D In other words, you've triggered my Trap Cards!!
Ren is banned for being a trap >.>
Redwing is banned for deliberately misinterpreting my words.
Ren Gaulen is banned for being trapped. Or trapping. Or something.
L is banned for his cunning trap. It's so cunning I haven't even realized that I'm in it yet...
... wait.
Jay is banned by the GRU.
Ren is banned because he's been eaten by a grue.
Jay is banned because I wasn-
Ren is banned because at least he didn't say Candle Jack. That would be bad.
Jubblies is banned because at least he didn't read this piece of paper here.
All it says is Hastur, over and over and over. Hastur, Hastur, Hastur, ....
cthuLhu is banned because I don't get it.
*sigh*
Jubblies is banned because Mr H is a staple of old school DnD. Saying his name three times over calls him to where you are. After which he'll eat your head.
Boxy is banned because I have never played DnD in my life, and only know the basics of its mechanics through stuff like Order of the Stick and Irregular Webcomics.
Jubblies is banned because neither have I.
L, you are on the way to ban. You see a man. He has swords for arms, swords for legs, some swords grafted onto his back, and he is holding a sword that could depopulate India in a week. Roll initiative.
Ren is banned for not posting the image that goes along with that phrase.
Shame on you.
Slowtini is banned for not quite being a meme with his avatar and name, but coming darn close :B
Redwing is banned for reasons I cannot yet reveal.
Ren Gaulen is not a meme, but he IS a recipient of a six thousand year ban.
Slow's banned for merely mentioning, well what he mentioned.
Jer-oh-me is banned because the Silly Party has taken Luton!
Jubblies is banned because Silly Putty is on the train to Luton.
L is banned for having an avatar that changes every so often and when it does so, really freaks me out (the box animal scares me...did you do that on purpose to subjugate the masses?)
Redwing X is banned for being scared of my cute, lovable box avatars. And their random update.
L is banned for frightening poor Redwing.
Ren is banned for admonishing llearch for his behavior. You should strike hard and fast and perm-ban him next time.
Mowser is banned. Hard and fast.
Up against a tree.
llearch is banned for putting dirty thoughts in my head!
Mowser is banned to remove the dirty thoughts from his head.
Ren Gaulen is banned for failing to remove the dirty thoughts from Mowser's head.
Or indeed his own.
L is banned because the Emperor protects my head from dirty thoughts. ..No, wait.. ... THE EMPEROR DOES NOTHING!! D:
Ren is banned because that is HERESY!!!! D:
Jay is banned because that is my line!! D:<
Ren is banned for being not only Heretical, but Hypocritical.
Here you are, admonishing others for committing random acts of Heresy, meanwhile you're the worst of the lot.
The baby Jesus hangs his head in shame at you, Ren.
Slowtini is banned for bringing the baby Jesus into it. Have you no shame? Leave the child out of it, Slowtini! As for myself, I am banned for my heretical hypocrisy. JUSTICE! :C
Ren Gaulen is banned for leaving me nothing to do...
Boxy is banned by the words of the pagan (whatever they were. even i don't know that secret yet)
E is banned for having a way cuter Sig than I have >.< :kruger
Redwing is banned by my overwhelmingly manly sig! >:D
Ren is banned by Dan's awesome pose in my sig!
Jairus is banned by Sisyphus's boulder rolling down a hill in my sig. :3
Black Angel is banned for not having an avatar for me to ban them for :B
Redwing is banned because her avatar is too red. Even my avatar is not so red. :[
Ren is banned because of chaos theory and a butterfly in Paris.
Kitsune is banned because chaos leads to heresy. The Emperor disapproves! D:<
Ren is banned because I have figured out who can defeat the forces of Chaos once and for all: Bright Moth!
Jairus is banned for once thinking he could fit into an outfit resembling that of Jyrras's current if he lost weight.
D is banned for gratuitous pelvic shots, killing what looks like urban ninjas >:3
Red Wing is banned because his avatar only has two colors.
Shades is banned because Redwing is a female.
Ren is banned because he pointed out my mistake D:
Shades is banned for making such mistakes in the first place.
Ren is banned because his commissar cap is crooked!
Shades is banned for having shades instead of a Commissar cap.
VSMIT is banned for not having an avatar with a face and features to critique.
Jairus is banned because I will when I figure out what I want my avatar's face to be.
VSMIT is banned because I envision him as something like some sort of computer program... like the MCP.
Okay, that's just stupid.
Jairus is banned because he probably wouldn't be too far off.
VSMIT is banned because if he ends up as a computer program, I shall marry him to GLaDOS. >:[
Ren is banned because according to xkcd, HAL and GLaDOS are already dating.
Jairus is banned because it can't last. Long distance relationships seldom work out.
Cogidubnus is banned for doubting XKCD!
Shades is banned because to doubt is to betray.
Ren is banned because to betray is to destroy trust, which can only be rebuilt slowly.
Jairus is banned because I'm still waiting for my sandwich dammit!
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,2022.msg219978.html#msg219978
ShadesFox is banned because if he wants a sandwich, he should make one!
Jairus is banned for once again nearly fatally confusing me with his username :B
Redwing X is banned for being easily confused.
Boxy is banned because I dont have a box to hide In! :<
Dagardo is banned for lacking a box. You'll never be Snake, Dagardo.
Ren is banned for mentioning the name of the bane of snakes worldwide.
Dagardo is banned because you don't EVER fuck with benny the cop.
Slowtini is banned for making me look at that avatar more closely. My eeeeyyyyeees....
Angel is banned for having such weak eyes.
Ren is banned because its Mason's birthday.
Dagardo is banned because it's almost James' birthday and no where near my birthday.
Yakanaj is banned because I don't see what people's birthdays have to do with bans.
Ren is banned because many of the other reasons have nothing to do with bans either.
Dagarbo is banned because my common sense is tingling.
Ren is banned because common sense doesn't make sense in this forum.
Yakanaj i banned because my spidey-senses are tingling (you beat me to responding to Ren) :<
Dagardo is banned for not joining the organization known as my harem. No cookies for you.
Yakanaj is banned because the cookies do nothing (for me).
Ren is banned because I get no cookies either way.(http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madtardfrown.gif) That is not cool.
Ren is banned by the Banana-muffin-rolls-of-impending-doom!
Take that!
D. is banned because now I can't use my ban for Ren.
Yakanaj is banned by some weird and freaky thing that I got from the infamous Bottomless Pit of Woe and Many Unpleasant Things.
Ren is banned for getting stuff from a bottomless pit that isn't really bottomless. (false advertising)
Dagardo is banned by my awesomeness which allows me to extract stuff from bottomless pits (which aren't really bottomless, but nobody cares).
Ren is banned by Rammstein
Dagardo is banned for Rammstein.
Ren is banned by this absolutely heretical flash animation (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/461382)
Slowtini is banned because parts of that flash animation were epillictily delicious
Dagardo is banned because his IQ is negative.
ShadesFox is banned because I have negative IQ.
Dagardo is banned because I'm smarter than 98.42% of you fools.
Slowtini is banned because he's not.
VSMIT is banned because I thought he said Slowtini is hot... :erk
Dagardo is banned because he fails at reading comprehension.
Shades is banned because I really don't know what to say in this situation.
Seriously, I've got nothing. :erk
Slowtini is banned because... well...
*Beats Slowtini with a baseball bat.*
Shadesfox is banned because THATS MAH JOB!!! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madtardfrown.gif)
Dagardo is banned because beating people with a baseball bat is always Shades's job. Like setting people on fire is Azlan's job.
VSMIT is banned because it sickens me when people say something will never happen.(They Speak Idiocy From Their Wordhole!!!) (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/dface-ani.gif)
Dagardo is banned for not securing his wordhole properly.
Slowtini is banned because his wordhole is always open.
VSmit is banned becuase he divided by 0 and lived to tell the tale.
Redwing X is banned due to a failed division by zero attempt.
Mowser is banned due to a successful division by zero.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being a living bus error.
ShadesFox is banned because the only living bus I know of is the Catbus from My Neighbor Totoro.
Jairus is banned because I have no clue what he is talking about.
Dagardo is banned for not knowing Miyazaki's kid's movie of fun. And also for taking my job.
Black_Angel is banned for not working. Get a job, you hippie!
Cogidubnus is banned because I don't have a job either. And somehow I have to convince my parents that I'd prefer to get a job rather than get a Master's degree.
Quote from: Jairus on October 06, 2008, 01:10:06 PM
Cogidubnus is banned because I don't have a job either. And somehow I have to convince my parents that I'd prefer to get a job rather than get a Master's degree.
NOO!!!!!! STAY IN SCHOOL AS LONG AS YOU CAN! Seriously banned for thinking that getting a marginally decent job in THIS economy is actually possible for a recent grad
Redwing X is banned because i have lived that argument and it's not easy!
Spanky is banned by me.
VSMIT is banned by someone that is not himself.
Cogidubnus is banned by shocked drunken epyon.
E is banned by the philosophical need of irony.
Dagardo is banned because that cop in his avatar is either so manly he's not afraid of what is happening to his parts as he fires that gun from his nethers (or in fact has components of steel) or he's retarded. Either way, as a result of it, I was forced to spend time thinking and for that you've gotta go. Enjoy your ban.
Mowser is banned for hating to flex his grey matter.
Ren is banned due to his outer covering being mostly made of matter, and yep, some of it's grey too.
Slowtini is banned because his outer covering is made of pink.
Jay is banned because that was salmon, not pink. :P
Ren is banned because DAMN RIGHT IT'S SALMON.
He also receives a medal for his awesome color recognition skills
Slowtini is banned because my house used to be painted Salmon. I don't care what you say, that's pink. An orangey-pink, but pink nonetheless. Fortunately, my parents painted it Providence Olive.
Jay is banned because I can tell Pink from Salmon any day of the weak. ..OH, WAIT!!
Ren is banned because Salmon just looks like a slightly darker Pink.
Jairus is banned because Ren spelled "Week" wrong.
Slowtini is banned because it's been one week side he looked at me put his hands on his sides and told me "i'm angry"
e_voyager is banned because it's been two days since she laughed at me, cocked her head to the side and said she's sorry...
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for getting the lyrices wrong. it should be " it's been five days since he laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me"
e_voyager is banned because of Dans falling out when shellfish is eaten feathers.
Dagardo is banned for misplacing words.
Black_angel is banned because I think that Jyrras' Fae curse - if it ever happens - will involve him becoming even more adorably cute than he already is. Dan's feathers fall out, and Jyrras will become so adorable that everyone will drop dead of diabetic shock.
Jairus is banned because that would be hilarious.
Slowtini is banned because you have to admit that it would make Jyrras unhappy.
Jairus is banned because true, true.
*Jairus walks into a room with Dan and Abel in it*
*Dan and Abel pass out*
*<Insert Jairus Sad Face Here>*
Slowtini is banned for mixing up me and Jyrras...
... though I will admit that it will become more confusing if it turns out I need reading glasses like my mom and sister...
Jairus is banned because he doesn't seem to need reading glasses. I too see ''Jairus'' instead of Jyrras
Dagardo is banned because I was meaning that the confusion between me and Jyrras would increase, because I'd ask Ren to update my avatar.
Jairus is banned because once he starts wearing glasses, his cuteness level will increase to the point where he will be regularly chased by random female characters.
Ren is banned because as long as its that avatar of mine, I'll live.
Besides, we'll have to see first.
Jairus is banned because I have an apple.
Slowtini is banned because I have an orange.
Ren is banned because I have a lemon.
Jairus is banned by BANANNAS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w)
Kobra is banned by the Black Knight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno).
Ren Gaulen is banned by BANANNAS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWKdokcvM7A)
(It won't make sense unless you click the link.)
The1Kobra is banned because there's a certain irony in that a group infamous for their non-sequitr-like humor would become famous enough that everyone treats them as comic legends and gods and repeats verbatim lines that were hilarious because they were unlike anything that had ever come before.
Jairus is banned for something completely different.
Redwing X is banned because things are getting too silly. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD-N-POj23M&feature=related)
Jairus is banned because this thread needs more serious.
Slowtini is banned because, seriously, why so serious?
Ren is banned because there are men who just want to see the world burn.
King of Hearts is banned because I want to see the world burning.. WITH COURAGE!! D:< *clenches his fist, strikes a pose*
Ren is banned because courage is afraid of him
(http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/2/21/642/21642114_Courage_305b.gif)
Slowtini is banned because Courage is afraid of everything. But the fact that he keeps standing up to it shows that he has true courage.
Jairus is banned because Courage has good reason to fear Ren, after all, Ren wishes to set Courage on fire.
Slowtini is banned because courage makes people do stupid stuff. Take this (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_157.php) for example.
Dagardo is banned because that strip was irrelevant.
VSMIT is banned because my brain usage is irrelevant.
Dagardo is banned for not taking a hint from Damaris.
llearch is banned because I ONLY GOT THREE HOURS OF SLEEP. WOO! YEAH! D:<
Slowtini is banned because my life seems to be like that consistently.
e_voyager is banned for not breaking the monotony.
Mowser is banned for breaking the boredom.
L is banned for breaking Benjamin.
Ren is banned because i wanted to ban boxy!
Spanky is banned to give him another chance.
L is banned to deny Spanky his other chance. >:]
Ren is banned because i was distracted by chess and missed my chance.
Spanky is banned due to random chance.
boxy is banned by a Klingon gambit!
E is banned now that he had successfully banned llearch.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not attempting a Queen's Gambit.
Illearch n'n'daCorna is banned because I prefer the Sicilian line.
Kobra is banned because I prefer to ban.
Ren is banned because the bans just keep one coming.
E is banned because I have opened BANS (against the orders).
Ren Gaulen is banned for being incoheent. *cough*
L is banned because LEAVE MY COHEENCY ALONE, LLEARCH!! D:
Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking we'd give him an even break.
llearch is banned because I'm going to give him a Limit Break - Cliff Racers! Thousands of them.. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/MorrowindHell.jpg)
Ren is banned because i have now clue what that was. :mowdizzy
E is banned because that was a swarm of ugly, freaky, carnivorous mutant bird things.
Ren is banned because now i remember "ties of blood and silver".
E is banned for reminding me of that one song, on the other hand..
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the Ban Whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
Ren is banned because NOW I HAVE TO GET A PICTURE OF THE WHITE WHALE, AND PUT A BIG B& SYMBOL ON IT. THANKS. :<
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/f_moby.jpg)
THE ABOMINATION IS COMPLETE! >:D
Slowtini is banned for not vanquishing the white whale! :D
Ahab is banned for wanting to kill a whale.
VSMIT is banned because I am Ahab.
Ren is banned because I am Spartacus.
Jairus is banned because I'm Brian!
VSMIT is banned because this is Sparta.
Jairus is banned because NO!
This is NOT Sparta.
How many times must I tell you this?!
Slowtini is banned because I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
L is banned because this is madness.
Redwing is banned because madness leads to heresy. >:[
Ren is banned because i have no ideal what he means. this is perfectly normal.
e_voyager is banned because madness is heresy. Tasty, tasty heresy.
Jay is banned for failing to man the harpoons yet. We still have a whale to ban, man!! D:<
Ren is banned because he forgot that the whale bans Ahab.
V is banned because in soviet Russia, whale bans you!
Redwing X is banned because heresy leads to smoking. Smoking leads to munchies. Munchies lead to the Dark Side...
L is banned because the Dark Side leads to cake. And it isn't a lie.
Jay is banned because the cake leads to heresy! ..And then it starts all over again.. :shifty
Ren is banned because if the Dark Side led to peanut butter cookies, it wouldn't be heresy.
Jairus is banned because any kind of pastry leads to heresy!
VSMIT is banned because Commissar Zengar will now cleave and smite (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/CleaveandSmiteHeresy.png) pastry.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't understand what he's talking about. Is a pastry heresy? Is it idleness?! Heresy grows from idleness! D:
Cog is banned because idleness leads to heresy! Heresy leads to the Dark Side! Dark Side leads to Chaos! Chaos leads to Absolut Heresy!!
Ren is banned because I've always wondered if you mix Absolut Heresy with Oranj, it is a heretical screwdriver? :B
Cog is banned because now I have to try that.
Ren is not banned in the name of discovery and progress. He is, however, banned because he has no Oranj to attempt this with - merely lemon lime. :<
Cog is banned because the staff seems to have some kind of plot.. :paranoid
Ren Gaulen is banned because i need to sleep.
E is banned to his rest.
Ren is banned so I can rest.
Mowser is banned because i must visit my folks before i may rest
Spanky is banned because he should just get it over with.
VSMIT is banned because,
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
but I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.
*sends E a cup of coffee to keep him awake, and a pillow for when he has time to sleep*
Cog is not banned for being such a nice person.
Ren is banned for being too nice and not banning Cogi.
Mowser is banned in retaliation.
Cog is banned for vengeance.
VSMIT is banned for JUSTICE! >:[
Ren is banned FOR THE KIIIIING >:O *epic charge, swords, distant notes of brass*
Cog is banned by Maximus Decimus Meridius.
VSMIT is banned by Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third. But you can call her Dot. Call her Dotty, and you die.
Jairus is banned for reminding me of an RP'er of old, and an RP'er that's still around here.
"This is Richard. Call him Dick and die." still gives me giggles.
Cogi is banned by my Uncle Dick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Woodhams). He plays an oboe in the Philadelphia Orchestra.
Quote from: Jairus on October 07, 2008, 02:53:12 PM
Cogi is banned by my Uncle Dick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Woodhams). He plays an oboe in the Philadelphia Orchestra.
Jairus is banned for not hooking me up with some tickets for that! (I love the phili orchestra) T_T
Redwing is banned by a Random Ban Generator.
Ren Gaulen is banned by a whale suddenly falling out of the sky.
Jay is banned for an unauthorised activation of the Improbability Drive.
Ren is banned.
Why? 42.
The1Kobra is banned because - thanks to the miracle of inflation - the number is actually "43."
Jay is banned because the gun says it's still 42 (http://www.project-future.org/strip.php?strip=20).
Ren is banned because he failed to stop Jairus from activating the Improbability Drive
Dagardo is banned by an infinite number of monkeys who have written the complete works of Shakespeare, including the lost plays.
Jairus is banned because I don't know how the monkeys found the lost ones.
Dagardo is banned by *flipflipflip* the earth's magnetic field.
llearch is banned because once again he makes me feel like the PFY.
Mowser is banned because I don't know what PFY is an acronym for.
Dagardo is banned for not knowing of the all-mighty BOFH, and his PFY.
Boxy is banned for not telling me what they mean. (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madtardfrown.gif) Although I get the feeling I should know what BOFH means for some reason.
Dagardo is banned because Boxy is the Head of IT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_From_Hell).
Jay is banned for his glitchy AIM. :< Even though it is not his fault.
Ren is banned for not having an MSN.
VSMIT is banned because I do have MSN: I just haven't used it in a few days.
Jay is banned because VSMIT banned me for not having MSN. And for not fixing his AIM.
Ren is banned because he should get an MSN.
VSMIT is banned because I have none of them.
Dagardo is banned because of his avatar.
VSMIT is banned because of HIS avatar.
Jairus is banned becaus I'm only sticking with this avatar until I'm told to change it.
Dagardo is banned because he will soon be told to change it.
VSMIT is banned because I like Dagardo's chibi Abel avatar.
Jairus is banned because he neither asked permission to use it nor added a legal thing down in his sig.
VSMIT is banned we all know where its from, but if I need to tell me what to put. I'm clueless like that. :B
Dagardo is banned as he has achieved balanced and is no longer confined to this world.
E is banned to disturb the balance again.
Ren is banned to bring balance to the force.
Mowser is sent into exile to ensure that the balance is preserved. And by "sent into exile" I mean "banned".
Ren Gaulen is banned for usurping my prerogatives.
boxy is banned by bitpawnsmanship!
E is banned because what the hell is bitpawnsmanship?!
Ren is banned by the chess based the pun of bipartisanship
it was bi the b got cut off when i deleted the web link i couldn't find
E is banned for making up weird words (then again, "ipartisanship" isn't half bad).
Ren is banned because iPartisanship sounds like a new Apple product.
VSMIT is banned because i could not have said it better. thought i wish i could.
E is banned because iPartisanship is when civilians start fighting against the invading forces of Microsoft.
Ren is banned for forgetting to include the mandatory dancing in silhouette with an iPod clearly displayed.
Mowser is banned because my political joke has become a pop culture joke and i don't understand it any more.
E is banned for making a political joke.
Ren Gaulen is banned for fighting against the Computer. The Computer loves you. The Computer cares for you. Trust the Computer...
llearch is banned because I feel neither loved, nor cared for, and I am certainly not going to trust the Computer.
Ren is banned because humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. They're the plague and we are the cure. Be part of the cure or be destroyed by it.
Mowser is banned because that.. that.. that is HERESY!!! *BLAM! BLAM!*
Ren Gaulen is banned because if he is not part of the solution, he is part of the precipitate.
llearch is banned because the world needs fewer of that type of chemistry joke.
VSMIT is banned because if you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made from prolonging the problem.
llearch is banned for a statement that reminds me of Rules 34 and 35 of the Rules of Acquisition.
Mowser is banned for declaring peace every once in a while. That's confusing. :S
Ren is banned for getting confused.
Dagardo is banned with a declaration of peace.
Mowser is banned with a piece of a declaration.
Ren is banned by a piece of pie.
Jubblies is banned by a piece of e.
Boxy is banned by i.
Jay is banned by the hand of my arm.
Ren is banned by this hand of mine that is burning red. Ouch. Ow. OwowowowowowOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!
Jay is banned for setting his arm on fire. That was clumsy of you, Jay. Here, let me ease your pain.. *produces a huge syringe from his medical bag*
Ren is banned for stealing Ink's bag. YOU'RE NO DOCTOR, YOU'RE A HERETIC!!!! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madeoface.gif)
Dagardo is banned because I AM NO HERETIC, I'M A COMMISSAR!!
Ren is banned for being a commissar who is also a heretic.
Mowser is banned for declaring peace every once in a while. PEACE IS FOR THE WEAK!!! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madeoface.gif)
Dagardo is banned because peace was for the last week. This week it is only war.
Ren is banned for being a warmonger!
Kipiru is banned for accusing Ren of being a warmonger. It's not true! It's just not! *cries*
Mowser is banned to toughen him up, and also given an encouraging pat on the back.
Cogi is banned because Mowser just needs a reassuring cuddle and a mug of hot chocolate and his blankie.
Jairus is banned for spoiling Mowser. Don't treat him like a baby!
Kipiru is banned because Mowser is a baby.
Shades is banned for stealing Kamina's shades! D:< (No, I haven't forgotten that. >:3)
Ren is banned, for he should Beware The Nice Ones (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BewareTheNiceOnes). >:3
Dagardo is banned for referencing TVTropes.
Dagardo is banned because I can control the power of Cute. I am one with the Cute, therefore I don't fear the Cute.
VSMIT is banned for camping.
Ren is banned because it's a legitimate strategy.
Mowser is banned because I still have a right to be displeased and retaliate with Rocket Jumping.
Ren is banned for being made of suck, fail, and DG cells.
Shades is banned because.. Do you remember Bright Moth, Shades? I bet you've forgotten.. I remember Bright Moth, Shades.. I remember for everyone...
Ren Gaulen is banned for bringing up Bright moth
Spanky is banned for insinuating that mentioning Bright Moth is a bannable offense.
VSMIT is banned for insinuating that insinuating that bringing up Bright Moth is a banishment worthy offense. And also for having an all capitals handle.
Jer-oh-me is banned because this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
Mowser is banned for a nineties pop cultural reference.
Jer-oh-me is banned for recognising it.
Illearch n'n'daCorna is banned because recognizing things like that is not a bad thing.
The1Kobra is banned for accusing The Box/Boss of anything, period!
Kipiru is banned due to that strange suction noise coming from his direction. ;-)
Mowser is banned for hearing weird noises that aren't there!
Kipiru is banned for having a nose of a rather more tanned colour than the rest of his face. ;-]
Ilearch n'n'daCorna is banned for making fun of people's appearances.
Kobra is banned for not making fun of L's appearance.
The1Kobra is banned for totally misunderstanding the meaning behind the last ban.
Ren Gaulen is banned for getting in the way.
L is banned for standing there like a bloody letting me snipe him. :>
Ren is banned for playing as the sniper.
Although it isn't the cheapest class anymore. :paranoid
SPIES SAPPIN' MY COFFEE D:
Cog is banned because of course I am not a spy! >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned because you still sapped Cogi's coffee.
The1Kobra is banned for pointing fingers in the coffee case!
Kipiru is banned because I have a search warrant, so I'm allowed to investigate and point fingers. :P
The1Kobra is banned for being a man of the law!
Kipiru is banned because no one appreciates what a decent rule of law actually does for the people.
Hands in the air, NOW! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and if you cannot afford one one will be provided for you....
Kobra is banned because I'm Fighting the law!
Fighting the law, you've gotta let go!
Fighting the law!
Fighting the law, oh no!
Ren is banned because he tried to fight the law, but the law won.
Mowser is banned for not reading Ren Gaulen his Miranda rights.
Mowser is banned because there is no other law but me, for I am THE LAW!!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is not the law.
Lets assume Ren Gaulen is the law.
But Ren Gaulen does this:
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on October 09, 2008, 10:22:31 AM
Kobra is banned because I'm Fighting the law!
Fighting the law, you've gotta let go!
Fighting the law!
Fighting the law, oh no!
So Ren Gaulen cannot be the law.
Proof by contradiction.
Kobra is not banned for his brilliant logic. Ren is banned for making such a stupid mistake. JUSTICE!
Ren is banned for pretending to be Judje Dredd!
Kipiru is banned because I am not pretending to be Judge Dredd any more. I am back to fighting the law. :>
Ren Gaulen is banned for fighting himself
Illearch n'n'daCorna is banned for not proving that Ren Gaulen is fighting himself via discrete mathematics.
The1Kobra is banned for mentioning that horrid, horrid concept.
Mowser is banned because mathematics can be a beautiful beautiful thing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractals)
Though I personally prefer programming. :)
The1Kobra is banned because his link is currently screwed up. And his misspelled the article's title: it's "Fractals," not "Fractal."
Jairus is banned for being too hard on The1Kobra's spelling!
Kipiru is banned by the grammar nazi.
Cogi is banned by Godwin!
Jairus is banned by Constantinople!
Cogi is banned by Soviet Moscow!
Jairus is banned by PILLS! :B
Cog is banned because he lost the vaccine.
Ren is banned for injecting the soldiers with death.
Mowser with a wrecking ball is banned for driving nails down the soldiers.
Moser and Ren are banned for cruelty against soldiers!
Kipiru is banned for calling Mowser "Moser". Also, both of us are soldiers ourselves (apparently), so it is our job to be cruel towards other soldiers. Though that wrecking ball thing was an overkill..
Ren is banned for mercilessly pointing out Kipiru's blunder!
Kipiru is banned for speaking in the third person.
Slowtini is not amused.
Slowtini is banned by e whom is some times 3 propels at once. E is not amused at such childish jokes. E_V is highly amused at such childish jokes.
Slowtini is banned for expecting amusement from The Great Starrider Kipiru!
E_V is banned for being amused at Slowtini!
e is being left alone for good behaviour!
Kipiru is banned for riding stars.
Slowtini is banned for ruining the euphemism 'getting some tail' for me with his avatar.
Mowser is banned for using a ruined euphemism.
VSMIT is banned for failing to fix it.
Ren is banned because I do remember bright moth. He was nom.
Shades is banned for invoking my rage.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/THISISMYRAGE.jpg)
Yep, it looks like that, apparently. :.
Shades is banned for remembering to respond to Ren.
Ren is banned for having rage to invoke.
Dagardo is banned because his avatar is mocking my rage with its cuteness.
Ren is banned for raging old school anime like!
Kipiru is banned because my rage, is the best rage ever.
Ren is banned because I MOCK YOU ALL!! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madeoface.gif)... mostly at least.
dagardo is banned for being a mocking bird :)
Kipiru is banned because I am going to kill a mockingbird.
Gaulen is banned just... just... just because!
Dagardo is banned for being indecisive!
Dagardo is banned because he is the mockingbird (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Imheretokillyou.png).
Kipiru is banned for being his accomplice.
Ren is banned to stop all of the senseless killing.
Mowser is banned and added to the list of casualties. *BLAM!*
Ren is banned for having a list of any kind.
Dagardo is banned because I've got a list, and I'm checking it twice... have you been naughty this year?
Jairus is banned for keeping the list of bad girls to himself :mwaha
Kipiru is banned because that list goes to Darryl, my brother. He handles all of the naughty girls.
I actually gave a Christmas Card that said that to my little sister. She loved it.
Jairus is banned for having a brother to share that list with!
Kipiru is banned for not conspiring to steal that list!
Dagardo is banned for thinking he knows the plans of the Starrider!
Kipiru is banned cause I know more than you in an astronomical sense. Even if you're the starrider.
Dagardo is banned for continuing to underestimate Kipiru Starrider's awesomeness!
Starrider is banned for I may well be overestimating your awesomeness.
Dagardo is banned to break the cycle of mutual posterbation.
Mowser is banned because people keep overestimating my cuteness.
Jay is banned because I've got RAGE for blood (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/HowaboutacupofRAGE.jpg).
Jairus is banned for having too cute an avatar!
Ren is banned for having too much rage, a whole cup of it!
Kipiru is banned because there is none more cute or indecisive as Jyrras.
Dagardo is banned because my rage is yet to be quenched.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/RAGE2.png)
Ren is banned so he can cool his jets.
Jay is banned for Ren still has yet to quench his (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/RAGE2.png)
Degardo is banned because anger leads to the dark side. (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_side_of_the_Force)
Kobra is banned because my rage cannot be expressed with words (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Hellyeah4.jpg). It can be expressed only by shooting the hell out of everything around (but I do feel kinda better now..).
Ren is banned so he can take a time out. You can't come out of the corner until you've cooled down.
Jairus is banned because domo yoda is here to defeat Ren and bring him back from the darkside.
(http://rizak.info/AVATARS/150/domoyoda.gif)
Mowser is banned because I have somewhat quenched my rage by shooting the hell out of everything around.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I wanted to try matching his full anger with the power of mighty rage! (http://nwn.wikia.com/wiki/Mighty_rage)
I cast Level 1 Ban on The1Kobra.
I cast Level 2 Ban on Jairus.
I ban Dagardo with the Word of Power: Word.
Ren Gaulen is banned because power words (http://nwn.wikia.com/wiki/Power_word%2C_kill) don't work on a target with more than 100 HP.
I ban The1Kobra with Starlight Breaker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgSOPLuv_NE).
Kipiru bannes all the NERDS with a 32-sided dice!
Kipiru is banned by a healing boulder.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Onehealingbouldercomingup.jpg)
Ren is banned because that looks more painful than helpful.
Dagardo is banned by a ditz in a giant robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5DECAjZlDs).
Jay is banned by Lelouch. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/LelouchGTFO.png)
Ren is banned with a Louie PUNCH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhQLn03qoXE
Kipiru is banned by the Euphinator (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Pictures/Yuphinator.gif?t=1223579110).
Jay is banned by the BERSERK RAGE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVn_jIcyxsE).
Ren is banned by the Graham Flip (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Funny%20Pictures/grahamflip.gif?t=1223579050)!
You're all banned by a ban hammer that I don't have. :< Mostly Jay
Dagardo is banned by MORE BERSERK RAGE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgXi0T-3vdU&feature=related) (WARNING! Just WARNING!).
Ren is banned because his Rage, is insufficient.
Slowtini is banned by Domun Kasshu and his infinite rage.
Cogidubnus is banned by the infinite madness of Sheogorath and the world.
Dagardo is banned, because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises. And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine. I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me. Then why, or wherefore do people keep calling me mad?
-Wabbajack
Cog is banned baecaus he is one of many mad people in this world, no matter how smart you may be.
Dagardo is banned, but he should come back and play the game again, or I'll pluck out his eyes! :3
Cogi is banned for being a sadist!
Kipiru is banned because we all are a sadist.
Ren is banned because I accidentally destroyed a whole universe once.
And for bad grammar.
Slowtini is banned by Superman for acting like a Brainiac!
Kipiru is banned because only the Gurren-Lantern Brigade (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/GurrenLantern-1.jpg) can ban Braniac.
Ren is banned because I'm Keeping My Eyes!
Quote from: Cogidubnus on October 09, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
Dagardo is banned, but he should come back and play the game again, or I'll pluck out his eyes! :3
Dagardo is banned for complying with intimidation.
Kobra is banned for thinking I was intimidated.
Dagardo is banned because he quite clearly was being intimidated.
Quote from: Dagardo on October 09, 2008, 05:29:50 PM
Ren is banned because I'm Keeping My Eyes!
Quote from: Cogidubnus on October 09, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
Dagardo is banned, but he should come back and play the game again, or I'll pluck out his eyes! :3
Kobra is banned because that proves nothing, and BY THE POWER OF TACOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madeoface.gif) (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madeoface.gif) Which I am in the process of eating, :)
Dagardo is banned for not sharing his tacos with Amber. Amber needs tacos. She needs them or she'll explode. That happens to her sometimes.
Jairus is banned for revealing Amber's weakness!
Jairus is banned for referencing Gir. And because Amber gets tacos tomorrow. I'm happy for ya Amber!!
Kipiru is banned because that is also my weakness!! :U
Dagardo is banned for having a weakness!
Kipiru is banned because if I'm banned for my weakness then so is Amber. How could you?
Dagardo is banned because Composite Santa's only weakness (who is one half Santa Claus and one half Frosty the Snowman) is temperatures over 32 degrees Fahrenheit. And because Amber is immune to bans.
Jairus is banned for referencing Robot Chicken. They screw up too much to be considered funny by me anymore.
Dagardo is banned because I was referencing season 1 and 2 - when they were still funny.
Jairus is banned because Mab only wears three rings on her tail when shes in the Fae realm. See here (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_519.php) and here (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_832.php).
...
Dagardo is banned because THAT was random.
Jairus is banned because THAT was not random enough, and because I keep typing benned
Dagardo is banned for being benned.
VSMIT is banned for abusing Dagardo's misspelling!
Kipiru is banned because Dagardo has beyond encyclopedic knowledge of DMFA.
Jer-oh-me is banned for advertising Dagardo! :)
Kipiru is banned, FOR NONE SHALL HAVE MY KNOWLEDGE!!! (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/madeoface.gif)
Dagardo is banned for not sharing his knowledge.
Ren is banned because
None shall pass!
(http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/images/ssmpblackknight3.jpg)
Mowser is banned for trying to grow a long white beard!
Kipiru is banned because you can't ban me! I'm invincible!
Mowser is banned because "what are you going to do, bleed on me?"
Kobra is banned because *Geese Howard's voice* I'll stain my hands with his blood.
Ren is banned for getting all gore-like again! Peace on earth dude!
Kipiru is banned because there is no peace on Earth. Peace is totally on the Moon. :B
Ren Gaulen is banned for being out of this world.
llearch is banned for his otherworldly presence.
Mowser is banned as I break down the borders between the worlds! FALCOUN PAUNCH!!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned because falcon punches, while flashy, really are not effective against most opponents. It's usually just better to use a smash A.
Kobra is banned because I've actually had someone walk into a Falcon Punch. It was epic. They just kind of disappeared.
VSMIT is banned by a PSYCHO CRUSHER!! ..MUHAHAHAHAHA!..~
Ren Gaulen is banned by Q'est-ce que c'est, fa fa fa faa fa fa fa fa faa fa...
Illearch n'n'daCorna is banned by what an automated complaint maker generated...
It is Mr. Ilearch n'n' DaCorna's moral imperative to trick our children into adopting unconventional, disapproved-of opinions and ways of life? Anyone who dares to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result? All literature that opposes pessimism was forged by distasteful cadgers? These are all claims made recently by Ilearch n'n' DaCorna. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Mr. DaCorna himself.
The gloss that Mr. DaCorna's stooges put on Mr. DaCorna's pronouncements unfortunately does little to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to send his theatrics into the dustbin where they belong. Even if our society had no social problems at all we could still say that Mr. DaCorna's ideals have created a stubborn universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that Mr. DaCorna's squibs can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. Only within this universe does it make sense to destabilize the already volatile social fabric that Mr. DaCorna purportedly aims to save. And, only if we take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance can we destroy this malicious universe of his and lend support to the thesis that this makes his assertions seem fickle and even a bit neurotic.
When I hear Mr. DaCorna say that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to spread hatred, animosity, and divisiveness, I have to wonder about him. Is he absolutely pertinacious? Is he simply being lecherous? Or is he merely embracing a delusion in which he must believe in order to continue believing in himself? I've excogitated one theory that almost completely answers that question. Unfortunately, it fails to take into account that I fully intend to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. That's the path that I have chosen. It's surely not an easy path but then again, Mr. DaCorna's initiatives are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely hateful, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, Mr. DaCorna is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every obdurate ideology finds expression in Ilearch n'n' DaCorna. Now that you've heard what I've had to say, I want you to think about it. And I want you to join me and ban Mr. Ilearch n'n' DaCorna for his naive methods of interpretation.
Kobra is banned for that atrocity. This is a crime against all sentient life! This is blasphemy! This is madness! This is HERESY!!! D:< *BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!*
Ren is banned because this isn't heresy! THIS! IS! SPARTA!
VSMIT is banned because this is Babylon.
Ren is banned because I'm pretty sure this is the Clockwork Mansion.
Mowser is banned because this is actually the Spartan Cafe on the corner of Fifth and Main. Would you like a Madness Crumpet with your Blasphetea?
Jairus is banned because I wouldn't mind having some blasphetea.
Slowtini is banned because I don't know if he takes honey, sugar, or cream in his blasphetea. We also have Yak butter, if you want some?
Jairus is banned because I put honey and lemon in mah tea.
Slowtini is banned because I'd rather have some Baka-Cola.. :3
Ren is banned for drinking soda! Drink home made alcohol to become a man!
Kipiru is banned because I am perfectly manly already - it is not my fault that I look somewhat effeminate.
Ren is banned because the last time someone drank some of my homemade alcohol, America declared war against terrorism. It wasn't a good party.
Jairus is banned for not sharing his homemade alcohol. Pass a bottle around!
Kipiru is banned because Jay's homemade alcohol makes people do strange things (I'm so drinking it again).
Ren Gaulen is banned by the pictures some guy took while he was trying Jay's homemade alcohol.
Black_angel is banned for taking pictures of Ren while he was drunk and trying to blame someone else.
Mowser is banned because it was him who took those photos.
Ren is banned so that I don't release the christmas party photos.
Slowtini is banned because there are no Christmas party photos.
Ren is banned because that's what they WANT you to think.
Slowtini is banned because you're in the Christmas Party photos. Such a lovely girl you're making out with. What was his name again?
Jairus is banned because... Neat.
Slowtini is banned for getting set on fire so easily.
Ren is banned for not stating whether or not he is a qualified pyro-technician
Dagardo is banned because I've got a degree in Pyromancy, gotta love those "Get your degree at home" plans.
Of course, I went through six homes whilst getting said degree... Go figure.
Slowtini is banned because I could do better than that without a degree.
Dagardo is banned because... Meh, Practice makes perfect.
Slowtini is banned for practice.
Boxy is banned because you'd think you'd already gotten a lot of practice at this.
Jairus is banned because you can never have too much practice.
Valynth is banned due to an overabundance of practice.
Slowtini is banned because I don't practice enough...
VSMIT is banned so he can practice again.
Jairus is banned because I can't practice right now. My instrument is at school.
VSMIT is banned for leaving his instrument out of his pants :yeahthat
Kipiru is banned for dragging the tone of the conversation down to the gutter.
... and blocking my periscope.
Llearch is banned for using a periscope.
Jer-oh-me is banned for not realising that a periscope is llearch's only way of seeing! A box thing probably!
Kipiru is banned because llearch does not need to see. He can sense your fear.
Ren is banned for revealing scary facts about The Box!
Kipiru is banned to plunge him into despair.
Ren is banned so that I may get a map to Despair. All the cartographers who try to map it seem to sink into it and never come out again...(Princess Bride paperback, anyone?)
Angel is banned because I can only provide her with the directions to Madness. It's a few kilometres to the North-East of Sparta.
Ren is banned for the only real directions are: First star on the right and on till Morning!
Kipiru is banned it's "second star on the right and straight on till morning."
Jairus is banned for being a know-it-all! Thanks for the correction though!
Kipiru is banned because you're welcome. And because one of my characters actually has a ship named "Second Star." It isn't a reference to the book, it's just that the first one got blown up.
Jairus is banned because the first ship wasn't blown up - it was stolen by Hilda and eventually renamed into the "Outlaw Star" by Gene Starwind! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned by The Pit of Despair! Don't even think about trying to escape, the chains are far too thick. Have no hope of rescue, either - the only way in is secret, only the Prince, the Count, and I know where it is.
Boxy is banned for his new avatar. Nice one, dude. Where'd you get it from?
Jubblies is banned for not looking at the obvious place - the credits page (http://llearch.net/me/credits.html).
Jay is banned because the avatar is clearly drawn by Ink.
L is banned for sniping me. That hurt, you camper!! D:<
Ren is banned because I have not seen much of Ink's style, and thus would not recognize it. And because I'm thinking about drawing a pic of Boxy now. Oh, that reminds me...
Jairus is banned for not being familiar with Ink's style
Shades is banned for being a little too familiar with Ink's style.. >:3
Ren is banned because I'm very familiar with his style.
Jairus is banned because his style has not fully developed yet.
VSMIT is banned because one day, it shall!
Jay is banned so that that day comes sooner. It's fun to have a style one can call one's own, after all. :3
Ren is banned for having fun with his own style!
Kipiru is banned because that's _my_ style.
llearch is banned for removing the box, though he kind of looks decent without it!
Kipiru is banned for mistaking my pet ermine for me.
Boxy is banned because I thought he had a pet ferret. On a leash.
Jubblies is banned because that's what assumptions do.
Boxy is banned because I want to know why he has an ermine and not a ferret.
I don't know what an ermine is and Jay is banned because of it.
Dagardo is banned for not knowing what an ermine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermine) is.
llearch is banned because he will always remain a sentient box to me. :3
Ren is banned because he'll always be a perverted feline to me. :3
Jay is banned because he will always be one of my favourite victims characters to draw.
Ren is banned because he'll always be my favorite person who draws me... actually, you're the only one who draws me currently. I must fix that.
Jay is banned for not trying to draw his own avatar character yet.
Ren is banned because I should do that.
Jay is banned because he will do it - or die trying. >:[
Ren is banned for not writing a Childrens book involving Commissar Huggs.
Slowtini is banned for even thinking of the concept.
VSMIT is banned because now he is thinking about it too.
Ren is banned because now were all thinking about it.
Dagardo is banned because I am not thinking about it any more.
Ren is banned for not thinking about it or anything at all.
Dagardo is banned because I do think about some things right now.
Ren is banned for not thinking about CHIBIS!
Jay is banned because he's totally asking me to ban him!! D:<
Ren is banned so he can ban me again!
No, wait. Now he is asking me to ban him. Well, he is banned now. :>
Ren is banned for banning people.
Vsmit is banned for banning people for banning people.
Ren is banned that he may take some time off and draw stuff.
Jairus is banned for just the same reason.
VSMIT is banned because I don't feel like drawing.
Ren is banned because in Soviet Russia, the ban Rens you!
VSMIT is banned for making no sense.
Ren is banned because he must draw!
Jay is banned because this time I shall draw.. my gun!! *draws his bolter pistol and shoots*
Ren is banned because.
VSMIT is banned despite. :P
Ren is banned for.
Jay is banned by.
Ren is banned in the name of.
Jay is banned according to.
Ren is banned by the order of.
Jay is banned.
Banned is Ren.
This is getting plain silly. Turn into the Banned, Jay.
To be banned is the heart's true essence, Chosen Wielder of the Keyblade! Become one with the ban, Ren Gaulen!
Jay is banned for making stuff up. >:[ I'm not the wielder of the Keyblade, either.
Ren is banned because I was trying to quote from Kingdom Hearts. Ren, can you trust Janus?
Jairus is banned because he can't trust Janus.
VSMIT is banned because I can trust Janus if I want to. >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have no trust period.
Silentassassin is banned because he is not trustworthy of trust.
Dagardo is banned because that hurt me.
Silentassassin is banned because he should have expected not to be trusted with a name like that.
Ren is banned because i ditto that statement.
Dagardo is banned because I like my name thank you very much.
Silentassassin is banned because assassins should trust no one else in the world, not even other assassins.
Dagardo is banned because I killed him.
Silentassassin is banned because I come back from the dead and kill him back.
Dagardo is banned because silentassassin did it in the library with the candlestick.
Jairus is banned for his own protection.
silentassassin is banned for banning Jairus to protect him.
Dagardo is banned because I can kill a man with a tin cup.
Ren is not banned, because he's all the protection this roo-rat needs. So how come Ziggy got through, Ren?
Jairus is banned because I can't post soemthing witout someone else posting.
Jay is banned because Zig penetrated his defences when I was away.
SA is banned for assassinating me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for getting mad at me for getting mad at me for doing my job.
SA is banned because I was not mad - I was perfectly calm.
RG is banned for getting calm at me for doing my job.
Silent is banned because he's doing his job.
VSMIT is banned cause I feel like it.
Silent is banned for disturbing the peace.
Darkdragon is banned for further disturbing the peace
Dagardo is banned because... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND YOU DAMN WELL DESERVE THAT BAN D:<
Slowtini is banned because, no actually I don't know.
Dagardo is banned because it's fairly obvious.
VSMIT is banned because what's all this then?
Jer-oh-me is banned because I don't think British cops say that anymore. After the Python crew got done with it, no one would be able to take it seriously ever again.
Jairus is banned because his sig has a broken tag in it.
VSMIT is banned because I do not see that broken tag.
dagardo is b7'd because I read that as broken leg.
Kitsune is banned for missreading an injury :)
Kipiru is banned because my sig is now fixed.
EDIT: No, it's not.
EDIT 2: Now it is.
Jay is banned because his sig is obviously fine now. And for editing his previous ban twice.
Ren is banned because I feel like acting like a petulant child. Nyeahnyeahnyeahnyeahnyeah!
Jay is banned in retaliation.
Ren is banned because he's bugging me! Keep on your side of the car!
Jay is banned because I don't remember when we got into the car. Weird. :[
Ren is banned because he was asleep when his dad put him into the car.
Jay is banned because my father used to say: "Slaughter. Slaughter. Slaughter."
..I still don't know why. :[
*slowly edges as close to the car window as possible, away from Ren* Ren is banned because your dad is weird.
Jay is banned to spare him the stories about my Grandfather. :C
Ren is banned because my grandfather is an ultra-liberal environmentalist. He also doesn't wear shoes: he wears flip flops. But godsdammit I want his physique when I hit his age: he is in incredible shape. Probably from biking and taking public transport everywhere. And you can't talk to him without initiating a rant of some kind... I'm rambling, aren't I? Sorry.
Jay is banned for rambling. You're not Rambla Ral, Jay! >:[
Ren is banned because he's no Zengar boy, no Zengar!
Jay is banned because I was Zengar's apprentice. :P
RG is banned because I am in a good mood.
silentassassin is banned because he misspelled "in."
Jairus is banned because I fixed it.
silentassassin is banned for editing his ban.
Jairus, is banned for getting made at my spelling corrections.
Silentassassin is banned for making spelling mistakes in the first place.
VSMIT is banned for being a Grammar Nazi. БЕЙ ГРАММАТИЧЕСКИХ НАЦИСТОВ!! D:< (Fight the Grammar Nazis)
Ren is banned because now I have added yet another Russian sentence which I can yell out. (The other is "Β священный бой!" which I know as "For the holy war!")
Dark D is banned because that one is "Into the holy battle!", not "For the holy war!" :P
Ren is banned because the only thing I know in Russian is "Eta kuram na smekh," or "That is for chickens to laugh at." IE: that's ridiculous.
Jay is banned because the Russian language lesson is over.
Ren is banned because Joss Whedon jokingly said that he would title his autobiography "That is for chickens to laugh at."
Jairus is banned for displaying useless knowledge. :)
Kipiru is banned because useless knowledge may later be useful.
Dagardo is banned because I just listen to the audio commentaries on my DVDs. You learn quite a few interesting tidbits of information that way.
Jairus is banned for giving up the secret of his knowledge!
Kipiru is banned because it's no secret. All you had to do was ask.
Jay is banned because these are the best secrets - no-one would think about just asking. :3
Ren Gaulen has been banned for <DELETED>
Edit: Please don't post secrets on the forums!
Thanks!
Kobra is banned for making a fake edit. :P
Ren Gaulen is banned for NOT editing:
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on October 12, 2008, 05:46:11 PM
Kobra is banned fro making a fake edit. :P
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on October 12, 2008, 05:46:11 PM
Kobra is banned for making a fake edit. :P
AAAAARGH A BAN ON YOU!!! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned because what have I said about anger before?
Quote from: The1Kobra on October 09, 2008, 02:46:16 PM
Degardo is banned because anger leads to the dark side. (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_side_of_the_Force)
Kobra is banned because I am the Sword That Dispels Darkness!
Ren is banned because I am the sword that summons sunbeams, daisies, pretty ponies, and rainbows.
Jay is banned because that's simply fabulous! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Fabulous.png)
Ren is banned because I borrowed it from Ziggy's collection. Why Ziggy has a Sword of Happiness and Other Nice Things is beyond me.
Jairus is banned for "borrowing". We know you're not returning it any time soon.
(Reads Jairus his Miranda rights)
Kobra is banned because somehow I doubt Ziggy would mind Jay using his sword.
Ren is banned because that just made me think of a truly terrible double entendre and I'm not going to use it.
Jay is banned for having such a perverted mind.. >:3
Ren is banned because I agree.
Jairus DOES seem a tad bit perverted.
...This coming from the talking tentacle.
Slowtini is banned because I have suddenly realized that he may be a tentacle monster larva. :U
Ren is banned because I am not perverted: I am open minded.
Jairus is banned for being open minded.
SilentAssassin is banned for having a One-Track mind.
There's more to life than killing.
Slowtini is banned because while there may be more I choose it to be my only life.
Essay is banned for not broadening his horizons.
Yes, I used phonetics.
Whatcha gonna do?
I'm gonna ban you. That's what.
Oh yeah?
Well.
You get... The Dreaded DOUBLE BAN D:
Well then, I will triple that ban unto you.
I'll see that ban, and raise you seven more!
I go all in! D:<
Slowtini!!
U! R! B&!
VSMIT is banned because the house always wins.
Slowtini is banned because House always wins. :3
Slowtini is banned because I always win.
Dagardo is banned for banning the wrong person.
VSMIT is banned for wanting to be banned.
Jairus is banned because I only corrected Dagardo because he didn't follow the rules of the game.
VSMIT is banned because i wasn't paying the least bit of attention.
Dagardo is banned because if you weren't paying the LEAST bit, you were obviously paying a LOT of attention.
After all, according to your previous statement, you WERE paying the majority of the attention.
Slowtini is banned because that statement confuses me.
dagaro is banned for a jolly spartan's spam. And because things seem a lot funnier after midnight.
Kitsune is banned for noticing that. Here, have a zombie.
:zombiekun2
Jairus is banned because I see your zombie and raise you a Kruger. :kruger
VSMIT is banned because I see your Kruger (I thought his name was Krueger?) and raise you... A MOW!!!!!! :mowmeep
*SCREAM*
Jairus is banned because I see your Mow and raise you...
A GIRL SCOUT!
VSMIT is banned because I see your girl scout, and eat it. Yum. Tastes like peanut butter cookies.
Jairus is banned because I am an Eagle Scout :U
Slowtini is banned because I never did anything scout related. Lucky me.