basically this game explains its own rules. you fire an object out of a cannon at the next poster, no firing the same object twice, no double posting. you must also type your reaction to the last poster shot. the reaction can be anything, the object can be anything(if you don't know what something is, don't respond to it pleas, for you may ruin a joke). I'll start
*fires himself at the next poster* wheeeeeeeeee!
Sidesteps at the last moment then cleans up the mess.
Fires a razor-backed nexu at TNP(It's the four eyed cat thing from Geonosis in star wars episode 2)
eats the nexu.
*ouch*
*firs the next posters soul at the next poster!!!* "that'll surprise 'em"
*ignores the attack, because he is a disembodied soul*
*Fires an ax at the next poster.*
*dodges axe which goes into block of ballistics gel*
*Adam Savage from Mythbusters shows up* "This is your head," *pats block* "and this is your head with an axe in it." *pats axe* "Any questions?"
*fires tissue box at next poster*
*catches it with his face and blows nose*
''thanks"
*fire 666 ton weight at next person(yes, i said 6-6-6)*
*points and laughs as the object barely clears the barrel*
*Fires a large, blue and white tiger with horns*
*catches the horns in his gut and kils the tiger, keeping the horns as a trinket*
*fires ozzy osborne at TNP.
*rocks out to Crazy Train*
*fires Girl Genius' awesome steampunk in pure concentrated awesome steampunk form at next poster*
*catches it in computer*
*fires a dirty public kaibo(a boy-scout name for port-o-toilet) at TNP*
*smacks it down in midair* Son, I'm an eagle scout. We never called portajohns "Kaibos"
*fires self at TNP*
*points and laughs as duke mistakes the snake thing for a stick, and catches it in mid air, the proceeds to prance around, looking all proud of himself for finding such an awesome new 'toy'*
*fires a small canister of hydrogen at TNP*
*lights a match right as it hits* "oh sh-" *boom!*
*fires poke-ball at TNP*
Pikachu! Use your Once In A Lifetime Super Awesome Autumn Storm Mega Shocking High Voltage Cute Eyed Spreme Lightning Bolt to divert that ball!
PIKA-CHUUUUUUUUU!
*fires a raging Mow at TNP*
*attempts to eat Mow*
*fires a smaller cannon at TNP*
*watches, points and laughs as the cannon lands barely three feet away*
*fires hannibal lecter at TNP*
*awaits Mr Lecter with a fork and knife*
*fires an angry transforming Nokia cell phone at TNP*
*catches the phone and promptly throws it at TNP to avoid roaming charges*
*Fires 1 infected from 28 Days Later at TNP while they're distracted with the cell phone from hell*
*throws phone at infected. they both die*
*fires +7543 cannonball of originality at TNP*
*Uses a +7544 cannonball of originality to counter the shot*
*Fires a few snakes on a model plane*
*calls animal control because he's not sure if they're poisonous*
*fires Mace Windu at the next poster*
*bows to the awesome that is mace windu, then proceeds to load own cannon with next object*
*fires 1 morbidly obese man, who happens to be a cannibal, carrying a chihuahua at TNP*
No, not him again! Last time I got eaten! *barely dodges*
*fires Lemon Demon at TNP*
*dances to the ultimate showdown*
*Fires a symbol of torment at the next poster*
*Holds up a shirt and catches the symbol on it*
Hm, not bad.
*Fires a giant drill at the next poster*
* goes all TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGAN against giant drill, and shatters it to pieces *
*fires 300 SPARTANS AT THE NEXT POSTER. *
SPARTAAANS!!! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!
calls for suspension of disbelief and blocks the spartans with a GN that becomes the 300.
fires a probably matrix at the next poster
*becomes mildly confused as to what a probably matrix even is*
*Fires SPARTY (http://www.msusaf.com/Sparty_Mascot_Program/images/smp_sparty_point.jpg) at the next poster* (MSU's Mascot)
*blocks sparty with giant sheild*
<doctor>*fires tardis at TNP*<\doctor>
Stares blankly at the object on the floor... "What the..?"
Fires a giant blue squirrel at the next poster. Watch out, he has teeth.
:ipod
*uses a baseball bat to send the flying blue squirrel back* What!? I'm pretty sure he belongs to her.
*fires a steel coffee mug at tnp*
Get's hit in the head and is knocked out for hours.
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Fires a "Please help" note at TNP
*catches the note, and rushes over to help*
*fires an 'all clear' sign at the next poster*
does a sonic pose for a moment then rushes to the cannon and aims and fires
fires and continue at the next poster.
*ignores it and goes about his business*
*Fires some festering ooze at the next poster*
*Side steps ooze, gags at smell as it passes*
*fires a beacon at TNP*
*Is thumped in the stomach by the beacon* No! Bad beacon! Bacon goes there, not beacon!
*fires a slab of frozen bacon at tnp*
Catches bacon in waiting frying pan and cooks dinner. Yum!
throws the dirty dishes at TNP.
*Catches dishes in the sink, and leaves them for TNP*
*fires dish soap at TNP to help with their task*
*uses the soap to clean his armor*
*Fires a note that says "SEE, I remember Kobra!* at the next poster.
Takes the note, and makes a mental note that he only has a 10 WIS, so no, he shouldn't remember...
*Fires purified frustration at the next poster*
*eats the frustration* "AAAGH! im so FRUSTRATED!!!"
*fires solid rage at TNP*
*throws monkey at rage... and runs like hell*
*lures it into cannon, and fires enraged monkey at TNP*
Throws bananas to distract monkey while he loads, then fires dental wax at TNP. Then runs like mad to escape the monkey.
catches dental wax and fires it at TNP along with a vend-o-mat 9000
*walks up to vend-o-mat and retrieves an Ink style needle (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_525.php) then fires it at TNP*
*flees in absolute terror*
*fires a 3.5 edition Dragonborn at TNP*
set it on fire.
fire a millennium object at the next poster.
*picks up the ancient object and sells it to a museum*
*fires a saxophone at TNP*
*blocks with a keytar*
*fires boxes full of bubble gum at TNP*
*Somehow catches an individual piece and chews on it* Hmm... been a while.
*Fires a pair of sunglasses at the next poster*
*takes a dramatic pose, catches them by the frame, then dons them overly dramatically*
*Fires worms of doom (Uroboros from RE5) at TNP*
*Sends GIR after the worms of doooom*
*Fires a pokeball at TNP after declaring "Pikachu I choose you!"*
*pokes the dead yellow rat with a stick* shouts back "You forgot to put in air holes!" >:3
*fires an apple pie at TNP*
*loves it*
Mmm, warm apple pie.
*launches the leftovers at TNP*
*gets covered in warm, gooey.... stuff* >_<
*fires a pot full of flowers at TNP*
*Watch as they smash through some random window* "she did it" *points at wuffnpuff*
*fires a penny at TNP*
the penny whizzes through my head. well that was mildly uncomfortable!
fires a luck down power inhibitor at the next poster.
*side steps the object, hoping her luck hasn't been inhibited* :B
*fires a round of nerf ammo at TNP*
noo! not Nerf! takes minor damage to body major damage to ego.
fires a surrender flag wrapped around a Nerf football at the next poster.
*Catches the football, takes a Heisman pose (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/2227115983_dbb4f50f2e.jpg), then shouts back "surrender accepted"*
*fires a list of demands at TNP*
*catches the list, reads it slowly, with every item on the list I smile more and more, snikker, and then break out into complete hysterical laughter.*
*Shaking my head I fire the same list of demands to TNP* :giggle
reads the list and laughs shaking my head before a warning comes in over my com system.
fires a warning about an incoming disaster at the next poster.
*Gets the warning and rushes to gather all the cockroaches she can to build the ultimate fortress of indestructability!* >_>
*Fires an invitation to all the forumites*
Edit: *....and TNP* Imma dork! >_< XD
catches the invitation ad wigs out.
Fires a supply list the the next poster
Reads the supply list, calculates the cost, then goes and stands in line for Bail-Out cash.
Fires a team of lawyers to renegotiate Basilisk2150's surrender demands to TNP.
*side-steps and brings up one foot, cringing* Ewwwww... lawyers...
*Fires a more useful object for negotiations; a lightsaber - at TNP*
Caches and brandishes light saber I am Sigma.. Er i mean E
Fires a check book with the name William Gates on it. at the next poster
*Hold my Arms up*
Fires an Ork out of a cannon.
*side-steps, placing hands on hips and just looking down*
Still better than a lawyer..
*Fires a foxy fursuit at TNP*
it hits my belt chanting my setting back to multi tailed fox forms causing me to be chases by a kit that that thinks i'm it's father
takes a moment to fire a sos at the next poster. send our support soon!
*Catches the SOS and sends the help E needs. what he needs is up to him*
*Fires a glass cannon at the next person* (as in it IS the ammo)
Dejectedly sweeps up the shards after having flubbed the catch.
Fires a rubber biscuit at TNP.
*Turns it into a feather*
What? I'm a sorcerer!
*Fires a NUclear Bomb at TNP*
calls up the power of Ran form his stored power catch in his belt and survives the bomb blast. " oh yeah i rock!" trips and al-la ran dies and has a new body ported in.
fires old ran style body at the next post. ( it can survive a nuclear strike but not a stubbed toe. go fig. )
Ooww...What the *makes a statue out of former body*
*fires a box of wigs at the next poster*
*deflects the box with his superb punching skills*
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/IamgoddamnFistoftheNorthStar.gif)
*wigs scatter everywhere*
*fires rocket missiles at the next poster* (for those who don't know what I mean by "rocket missiles", look here (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Amazing.png); apparently, it is what cyberdemon shoots :B)
brain locking up must abort. ugh that was horrible how could you do that to us?
fires unwanted emotional baggage at the next poster.
*catches the baggage and huggles it :tighthug until it is no more*
*fires 100 mow at TNP* :mowhappy
Oh, the horror, the horror! *cries for lost hoard of cookies to the mow*
Fires wuffnpuff huggles at TNP since the huggles seem to posses the power to remove unwanted and nasty things from people's lives.
I guess this a case where horde or hoard could work... :mowcookie
*gets huggled by self* ooooo this is nice!! =D must share..
*stuffs herself in the cannon and fires herself at TNP for a super glomp*
Gathers every pillow in a three-state area to ensure wuffnpuff's soft landing.
Fires a lottery notice to TNP advertising $5.00 tickets for the chance to win first in line privileges for what I think may be the inaugural beginning of wuffnpuff's World Huggle Tour 2009.
edit: corrected typo
*Catches said tickets, runs off with them, and cheats to gain said huggle. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :mwaha *
*Fires the now-useless tickets. With a cat to boot*
*catches a cat in the face with a flourish of unusable tickets flittering around her* GAH!!! >_< *Rips the cat off of her face and tosses it aside* Oh they're gonna pay for that...
*fires scalding hot McDonalds coffee at TNP*
You've slightly heated my power armour...Good job...
Anyway... I have no need to do anything.
Fires a fat guy at TNP.
I toss a brownie the opposite direction and the fat guy violates the laws of physics and wills himself to go in the direction of the brownie, saving me from imminent death.
*fires NGC 7331 at TNP*
Ah, watches in silent wonder as NGC 7331 and our own Milky Way Galaxy merge in a cosmic ballet, creating a new massive galaxy; rearranging the constellations, creating new constellations as the cosmic gasses and dust coalesce and fire off new stars, and wonders how many millions of millennia I will have to live to actually view such an event.
Fires a peach cobbler at TNP.
*Sees it coming* YAAAAAAAAAAMMMMPH *catches cobbler right in the pie hole* =D thanks!! nom nom nom nom nom nom nom :boogie
*Fires a laundry basket full of ditry socks at TNP* (sorry, I'm doing laundry XD)
Catches basket, and is not phased in the least when not a single pair can be matched. That ALWAYS happens when I do laundry.
Slyly slides a mysterious object into the cannon and fires it at TNP.
*paces back and forth with a large butterfly net.... sees the object.. waits for it...... waits... for it..*
... Pro-Bra.. what the heck is this??? XD
*Fires her butterfly net at TNP*
Catches the butterfly net and begins a Lepidoptera collection.
Fires the answer to the meaning of life at TNP.
*Reads* Finally! It's so simple!
*Fires a backstage pass to the World Huggle Tour 2009 at TNP*
The haze from the fires drifted across the battlefield, giving the scene an eerie blood-red tinge in the setting sun. The crumpled and broken bodies of dozens, if not hundreds, of combatants lay strewn across the land, never again to feel the breathe of life coursing through their lungs. The struggle was horrific in its intensity as each fought to gain the prize deemed the greatest a true Warrior can win. There was no honor greater, no glory more sought after, no prize more desired. The victor stood among the carnage, gazing at the fallen before him. He raised the prize in his gloved hand and shouted to the heavens: "Yes! I am the victor! Let be known to all the warriors in all the lands, and all the gods in heaven, that I, Proeliator Bradypodidae, the Warrior Sloth, have conquered all before me, and claim the backstage pass to wuffnpuff's World Huggle Tour 2009 as my most justly won prize!"
Loads and fires a serious apology to TNP for having been put through all that...
*rips up apology* No need that was awesome!!! =D (I was crying I was laughing so hard! Truely epic!)
*Fires a special limited edition "Huggler" badge at TNP*
*gets hit in the face with a "Huggler" badge* Guaaaaaaaah! :U
*fires NGC 4261 at TNP*
My god..It's full of stars!
*fires a black eerie Monolith at the next poster*
What the... Hey! Suddenly I can use tools (http://www.kubrick2001.com/)! Wonder what that will lead to?
Fires a Swiss Army Knife to TNP.
hey 100 more of those could hurt me!
fire's bandages at the the next poster
*Are stopped by my power armour...Again...*
Fires himself at TNP.
And a word to the wise: I HAS MAGICS!
Uses a ward shaped in the number 9 that was conjured by Ahriman to neutralize the magics, and invites you to a game of Go.
Loads and fires a brownie at TNP; no not him, and not one of THOSE brownies...
ducks and he's not fond of chocolate in the processor. thanks but no thanks.
fires a spread shot of mow at the next poster. Careful they eat inorganic things so you may find yourself in and embarrassing situation explaining why your grandfather magic sword is only a hilt now... among other things.
GAH! I'm naked! Enough with the mow shooting!
*fires Waddle gators at the next poster* (For those know Taski well...Beware of the cute)
Catches Waddle gators and puts them in a pen. Hmm, waddle gators... waddle gators... *Googles* No real help there, lets got to DA. Ah, that Taski person. Wha... orange Afro?, Never mind, waddle gators... Ah! Minions! Go forth, my waddle gators, and return me ALL the cookies!
:mowcookie
Fires Dan's pants to TNP.
*Catches* SCORE!!! :boogie Now I not only have super awesome robot pants but Dan's pants as well! :mwaha
*Fires a single jelly bean at TNP*
*catches it with a jar already full of jelly beans*
'Tis candy of the kings! >:O
*fires a royal sceptre at TNP*
*Knocks over children and old people to get to it* Yes!! It is mine!! MINE!!! :mwaha I RULE ALL!!! *Brandishes her new royal sceptre* You shall all bow before me or pay the penalty.... with your LIFE!! :mwaha
>_>
<_<
*Fires a list of offerings worthy to give the new ruler - which includes frozen lemonade*
*catches list* Gee whiz, always with the lists, what is it with these people and the lists... can't shoot lawyers to TNP to negotiate a new list, they just splatter and make a mess... she is the new ruler and seems rather intoxicated with her new found power, so suggesting a more reasonable list directly to her might not go over very well... ah, I see, now I got it!
*Loads 10 cases of frozen lemonade into the cannon and fires it at TNP*
*Watches the cases land at her feet* Yes... YES!! That is what I'm talking about!
Frozen lemonade for all! \o/
*Fires a single serving of frozen lemonade with a Disney's Animal Kingdom Pluto spoon straw sticking out of it* Enjoy! :boogie
*thonk*
There is now a box sitting here with a spoon stuck out of it, with slowly melting frozen lemonade dripping quietly down the side making for a sticky mess on the floor.
Someone will pay for this. Someone.
/me fires a rag, a mop, a bucket, some cleaning solution, and a lot of water at TNP *
*Catches the rag, mop, and bucket but just gets doused with water*.. Why I NEVER!
*Her royal sceptre glows with a bloody red essence* You will see the fury from which you have never seen before! *Suddenly, a bunny appears. She tosses it into the cannon and fires it at TNP*
*bunny lands at a cave entrance in front of a group of Knights* King ARTHUR "Charge!"
They all charge with swords drawn towards the RABBIT. A tremendous twenty second fight with Peckinpahish shots and borrowing heavily also on the Kung Fu and karate-type films ensues, in which some four KNIGHTS are comprehensively killed.
"Run away! Run away!"
ALL KNIGHTS (Taking up cry) "Run away! Run away!"
They run down from the cave and hide, regrouping behind some rocks. TIM, some way away, is pointing at them and laughing derisively.
Fires the The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to TNP.
(Quick! Notify someone with artistic skills that there is an idea for another llearch avatar in post # 108 above...)
catches and absorbs the grenade pattern schematise before throwing it away to explode. the whole ( e's acquired holy hand grenade spill plays with a holographic screen then stops)
what an odd weapon i've copied.
fires an autobiography form the fiction section at the next poster. it's title? Lex Luther the man the myth.
*catches the biography and reads it*
Hmm, this isn't approved by DC Comics.
*fires a copyright lawyer at TNP*
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on May 31, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
(Quick! Notify someone with artistic skills that there is an idea for another llearch avatar in post # 108 above...)
Done! (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/LionHeartAU/DMFA/llearch-w-frozen-lemonade.jpg) (Although I admit I don't really know what frozen lemonade looks like)
And resized to avatar size... (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/LionHeartAU/DMFA/llearch-w-frozen-lemonade--.jpg)
the lawyer concedes claiming that Simply Brilliant: Lex Luthor's only autobiography and then place the book under unauthorized biography such as the last on Lex Luthor the unauthorized biography.
fires a copy of Lex Luthor man of steel at the next poster.
*catches the book, reads it, derides it as a load of rubbish, and sets fire to it*
BTW, Lionheart, frozen lemonade is like frozen water, only fizzy. Usually you end up with a grey-white foggy mass, something like a lemonade popsicle, or, if you're lucky, a transparent mass with bubbles in it - somewhat harder to obtain the latter, though.
*fires a large, almost friendly lion at TNP*
Oh, well. Um, nice kitty? My, don't those large teeth and claws look sharp. You know what, if its all the same to you, I think I'll leave you to do whatever it is you sorta nice Lions do and watch from the other side of the pretty reinforced fence. Say, kittens and cats love to play in boxes, I wonder if Lions... >:3
*Fires a case of Spam along with a recipe book, "1001 Ways to Prepare Spam & Impress Your Friends" to TNP*
*thunk* Ow! Ooh Spam! *makes spamburgers*
*fires a box of robotic kittens at TNP*
doges the kitten. Techno?" how did you get here?
fires a robot pet / support unit manual at the next poster.
*catches the manual and uses it to increase his Robot Maintenance skill*
*fires a Haro (http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/Haro) at the next poster*
*get's hit in the head with the haro and falls down* Ow...
*Fires a boppy penguin out of the cannon at the next poster*
*boppy penguin lands at feet* Well ain't that just the cutest thing. Reminds me of the Bozo the Clown bopper I had as wee one. *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! *pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! ...
...eight hours later...*pokes* *giggles* and it comes right back up! Oh, well, I guess that's enough of that...
*fires the items confiscated from Jake Blues when he was incarcerated the first time at TNP* (SCENE 8 (http://www.bluesbrotherscentral.com/movies/the-blues-brothers/script/))
edited to add link
*takes his items an becomes the new Jake Blues* I hate Illinois Nazis...
*fires a Predator disk blade at tnp*
*sees a disk coming towards him*
Yay! Frisbee! :D
*tries to catch it with his teeth; gets his cheek cut*
Oh, no, my face! :dface My precious modelling career.. :cry
*fires a Dragon Ball at TNP*
*Catches* What the heck is... *FOOM, suddenly has spikey yellow glowing hair*
....
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS REN! *shakes fists*
*Fires a full body black leotard at TNP*
well at least it's not a dragon ball i'll never forget what happened to me last time i was around them. (shivers)
fires a thermos of super Divine water at the next poster.
*Catches with ease and makes himself tea with it. Glows with a soflt light for then next couple hundred years and never could get a relationship with a hot demoness going. *
Odd!
*Fires a canister of Pope-killing antimatter set to detonate in 5 sec at TNP*
*watches the canister bounce a few times before rolling to a stop at her feet*
3...2....
&%$@! *Leaps behind a lead wall... hears a beep.. then nothing.. slowly comes out and inches towards the canister to read the label : Pope-killing antimater device.*
Phew! That was a close one.. I couldn't stand his suspicious-looking stare! >_<
*Fires a barrel of wine at TNP*
ahm ben gud boy *hic* na lil wine b bad fo me *hic* y.. ya no wha? i willy lih... like u *hic* ro..room g round n round *hic* i go lie d..down now *hic* zzzzzzz...
regains consciousness, and *fires a desperate plea for a bottle of Extra-Strength Excedrin to TNP*
Receives and reviews the plea and
fires the Extra-Strength Excedrin at the next poster hoping its enough
PILLLS HERE! *takes pills* Mmmmhh yes..
*launches some chai tea to the next poster*
*sips* mmm, Chai tie. Nice, it's cutting the funk out of my mouth. *sips* Wow, that's really sweet, and is that cinnamon? *sips* I think I'm starting to be able to focus again. *sips* Hey, Zedd, could you spare maybe three of those Excedrin tablets, pretty please?
*fires the complete Glen Miller anthology DVD CD set to TNP*
*catches the cd set* hmm, i guess its worth a try
*fires a headcrab at TNP*
the crab bounces off of me. ewe i hate those things.
fires and very unset doctor at the next post
D: Oh god NO!!!! *Runs away*
*Fires a VCR at TNP*
(catches it. excamines it. pops in an old Disney movie and watches it) :3
(fires The Who at the next poster)
Hits it with a base ball bat and directs it at the next poster.
Home Run!
*catches The Who* Yoooou're outta there!
... and we won't be fooled again!
*heaves the glove at TNP in triumph*
*catches glove* and boxes it up for shipment to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
*fires all the answers to particle physics to TNP*
*deftly grabs it* I have a physics test in 2:45, so thanks.
*fires a puff ball at the next poster*
(catches it) Thanks! (glues it to her sock puppet so it now has a nose)
(fires a scented candle at TNP)
Yes i collect these and i don't have one lithe this yet. (puts it in his interdementional storage space accessible via tesseract)
fires a blue plate special at the next poster.
*Catches* This will go with the blue bowls we have! *Ba-dm TCH!*
*Fires a barrage of sword ATNP*
*impersonates Neo* I can dodge bullets, now dodge this:
*fires enraged platypus at the next poster*
*eats it alive*
*Fires a boot made out of scraps of extra material cut off from the toes and heels of other boots at the next poster*
*looks at it curiously* What a shotty piece of construction. And only one? bah! *tosses it into a lake for some poor fisherman to catch*
*fires a penguin at TNP*
*Penguin hits chest*
Holy-!... Those things hurt!
*Fires Prinny at next poster*
They explode on contact. :mwaha
There seems to be a penguin inbound... wait, it has two pegs for legs... and two small bat-like wings.. what the.. INCOMING! *Dives behind couch as Prinny lands and rearranges the living room*
*Fires a request for home repair funds to TNP*
(see, Forycles, it ain't so tough to post...)
*looks at the scribble, and re-routes it to a pharmacy, since it was probably written by a doctor*
*Fires a plastic cup at the next poster*
and in an unrelated motion
*fires a copy of the Prose Edda at Wuffnpuff*
*Takes plastic cup and spits gum into it*
*Fires garbage can at next poster*
'Cause everyone needs a little garbage in their diet!
bounces it off of his force field into a passing garbage truck. I'm not ready for the scrap heap yet.
fires an amber/fluffy plushy at the next poster.
*In an unrelated motion she catches said Prose Edda, looks a bit at it.. *
PAGANS!! *runs*
..wait.. what?? >_< I do no comprehend the purpose of this :U
oh and I get the best plushie ever made!! :boogie Thanks E!
*fires a ball and chain at TNP*
Hey! I'm not ready for a wife! :U
*fires a plea for sanctuary after that last comment to TNP*
*Hands over last copy of the tv series box set in the store*
I hope you enjoy the show as much as I did!
...*snerk*
*Fires Tripod at next poster*
Martians. Why did it have to be Martians? :<
*Fires a Karvis Dan at the next poster*
(GLOMP OF EPIC PROPORTIONS)
You guys look like llamaaaaas!
(after probably getting thwacked and scoffed at, fires a hug at the next poster)
Accepts hug, in the name of SLAANESH!
*Fires a cannon which fires another cannon which in turn fires another cannon which fires a daemonette of slaanesh at the next poster.*
*Runs far far away!!* \o/ EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*stops momentarily to shoot a double cheeseburger, fries, and a shake at TNP*
(snags all of them and with amazing precision, puts them on a tray and hands them to the nearest customer) Here's your meal, have a nice day!
(fires a liter of Vanilla Coke at the next poster - wait, save me a glass!)
* catches it in midair *
Thanks I love Coke. Oh no its vanilla coke.
fires a glass of vanilla coke.
*Does the same* Hmm... no, we can definitely do better.
*Fires a bottle of Crystal Pepsi at the next poster*
*Catches, and without noticing the 'crystal' label.. nor the clearness of the liquid she opens the bottle and downs it.*
Oh hey! this is pre.... *_* *croaks and falls over*
*The empty bottle rolls to a cannon, which shoots it at TNP*
(catches it. Fills it with Diet Coke and places it in the cannon, using a single Mento to fire the whole thing at the net poster)
*quickly ducks*
Is that all you got.
* pushes his cannon to the next poster and puts a stick of dynomite in it. Goes far away anfd fires it.
stands a safe distance away until after the dynamite explodes, rolls out a new cannon.
Fires Nancy Sinatra's G0-Go boots to TNP.
*catches and puts them on* Now.. where is Basil when I need him?! >:3
*fires a plastic elongated skull filled with cellophane at TNP*
*Catches skull, twirls, and starts kick-dancing*
Cell-o-phane! Mr. Cell-o-phane!
Should I change my name, to Mr. Cell-o-phane?
*Turns, stares directly at skull*
You can look... right... through me...
Walk... right... by...
...
*A big, fancy golden chalice is somehow fired at the next poster*
*catches chalice and drinks the blood of his enemies with it*
*fires a bottle of the finest plum wine at the next poster*
*Gets sent nearly all the way back to the beginning of the board*
*Fires a bad romance novel at the next poster*
*is hit by the bad romance novel*
What the?
*picks it up*
It' written in Japanese.... I think... Anyway, roll out the guns and give 'em a broadside.
*Fires Donald Trump at TNP*
no not him he's almost as bad as wily! duck and the balding business tycoon flies over him.
fires a good book at the next poster then goes for a recharge.
*catches book* hmm... "Robotic Schematics for Dummies?"
*fires a four-day vacation package in celebration of the U.S. Independence Day to TNP*
me me it's mine! grabs the flying vacation package and its slammed into a brick wall. still got it!
fires a buffet gift package at the next post in celebration of the same thing
*catches and w00ts* Alright!!! Time to get me into some fat! :boogie
*fires a video recorder and a note with a smiley face at TNP*
*catches system* Hey I needed this...Now to record nature at it's finest
*fires butter at the next poster*
ahhhs. butter in my optic sensors! ahh! rungs away piece mill while the butter melts.
fires a popcorn ball at the next poster in retaliation for the butter
I got a popcorn ball! :)
*Fires a pack of gum at the next poster*
*Ends up with a face full of gum....why did you have to pre-chew it????*
*Fires a Canon Cannon!*
oh dear! jumps away like earth worm jim.
fires a bundle of denile at the next poster.
*blink* *blink*
Its not just a river in Egypt?
*ducks*
*Fires Donald Trump onto the next poster*
Shakes down DOnld Trump to buy a new cannon.
Fires a Baneblade at the next poster.
OH CRAP- (bolts out of the way, but finds herself holding a copy of Dawn of War instead of being crushed under a tank) Hm. Once again, playing video games just might save my life.
(makes a quick call, and with apologies for any damage his playing fingers may suffer, fires Joe Satriani at TNP)
*hums always with me, always with you*
*fires a small, slightly elongated object at TNP*
*catches the cocktail weenie* What, only one?
*Fires a super mega turbo flaming monkey in a dress, pigtails, and chihuahuas at TNP*
(runs the heck AWAAAAAY)
(fires Amber at TNP)
*alters trajectory towards Mason*
*Fires a box ox Crayola's to TNP*
CRAYONS!!! *huggles box and starts to each them*
*Fires a box of cereal at TNP*
*watches the scorched cornflakes fly around the place*
You are going to clean that up yourself!
*fires a can of Guinness at TNP*
*snatches Guinness with tentacle and chugs it down*
*fires Jarate at the next poster*
*Uses Saxton Hale as emergency shield* Phew, that was close...
*Fires Ambassador with wheels at TNP*