E is banned because i have no clue what the hell he's talking about...but it sounds dirty... :P
Basilisk is banned for having a dirty mind. Perv.
Mao Laoren is banned because if we got rid of the perverts, I'd be the only one left
Corgatha is banned by the second principle of "Perry's Perspective"
"2. I'm fairly certain that if they took all the porn off the internet, there'd be only one website left, and it would be called 'BRING BACK THE PORN.'"
Black_Angel is banned for making me laugh. MERCYKILLERS SHOULD NOT LAUGH!
Corgatha is banned for excluding laughter from his life. All people should laugh, even if it's a diabolical cackle. :mwaha
Tyra is banned because his 'diabolical cackle' sounded more like kitten's mew :P
Basilisk2150 is banned indubitably. Indeed.
Jer-oh-me is banned because I seriously cannot figure out his picture. I'm sure it's obvious to everyone else, but I'm at a loss.
Mao Laoren is banned for not immediately recognising that as a folded up pushbike.
llearch is banned for being an observant little box.
Tyra is banned, for there is nothing little about me. Just ask my wife.
... except my mental age group. ;-]
llearch us banned for forgetting maturity
Basilisk is banned for remembering it. :P
Ren Gaulen is banned for banning's sake.
Arcblade is banned for sake. Yep, just for some sake.
Ren is banned... FOR PONY!!!
Basilisk is banned because ponies are girly.
Corg is banned by a rare manly pony.
ren is banned out of spite
Basilisk is banned because I don't know who he is.
Haz is banned because I haven't seen him here for a long while.
Ren Gaulen is banned because banning someone for coming back is likely to scare them off.
Corgatha is banned to keep my banning skills sharp... sorry, nothing personal
Basilisk2150 is banned for not knowing about jim west.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because it's a wicked wild, wicked wild, wild wild west.
E is banned by an eighty-foot tarantula.
Black_Angel is banned by a Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spider.
Corgatha is banned by Norman Bates, in the lobby, with the knife, and with an ominous staccato violin playing in the background...
Basilisk2150 is banned for missing the reference.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because Jeff isn't here
E_Voyager is banned because Jeff should have been there for the original series *mutters obscenities and sips a mushroom beer*
Corgatha is banned because i'm trying to change subjects yet again (sips heineken)
Basilisk2150 is banned because there is nothing wrong with the subject at hand.......
But if he wants to change it, does he have an anvil?
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because no, I do not have an anvil. No one has an anvil, and this project of yours is a waste of time. Try making another spell for once.
-Solberg... erm, I think that was it anyways.
The1Kobra is banned for being uncertain (although correct)
Corgatha is banned while getting shot 5 times... in one sitting
Basilisk is banned with a single sweep of an executioner's axe.
Corgatha is banned via chainsaw decapitation
Basilisk is banned for the bringer of JUSTICE cannot be slain with mere physical wounds.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned through the power of belief alone.
The1Kobra is banned for irritatingly knowing everything I steal references from.
Corg is banned because
Big O! It's showtime! >:D
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/SHOWTIME.gif)
Ren is banned by a sound unheard.
..I am Ren.
Ren Gaulen!
I am the Sword of Magus!
No foe shall stand against me!
Now, prepare yourself, Mao!
Collossal Blade!
The Sword that Cuts Down the Stars!
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ittouryodan.gif)
Become banned!!
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm pretty sure this sword is more awesome.
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o266/The1Kobra/Awesomesword.jpg)
Kobra is banned for comparing some hair pin with the Colossal Blade.
Ren is banned with the full force of the Soul Crusher.
(http://web.mit.edu/miwolf/Public/Web/Projects/Lodoss/lodoss-ashram5.jpg)
Moa is banned because my Colossal Blade is more than just a sword. It is a part of my soul. A manifestation of my will. Of my resolve. Of my desire to crush my foes and protect my allies. This sword is the symbol of my absolute devotion to the Magus. This sword is I, and I am this sword. I am the destroyer! I am the protector! I am the Sword of Magus!!! And there is nothing that can stand against me.
Ren is banned via a swarm of angry, hungry, armored mows... with titanium grafted to their teeth...
Very well! Ready yourself, Basilisk! I am- AUGH THE MOWS ARE EATING MY TOES!!! D:
ren is ba... check that, ren is serving as a distraction for the mows while i sneak away quietly...
Basilisk2150 is banned because mow's cannot eat living things for some reason. also i to have possessed an anvil ( not that i used it) in the past.
E_Voyager is banned so I can take possession of the anvil.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because the anvil is mine and mine alone! mua ha ha!~
E is banned as a distraction while i take the anvil... "YOINK!"
Stop right there, criminal! I, Ren Gaulen, shall not permit you to take what does not rightfully belong to you! Put the anvil on the ground this instant and come with me, or face the consequences!
*Basilisk is banned for attempting to steal an anvil*
Ren Gaulen is banned so I can perfect the ultimate spell. I need the anvil!
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because the spell is supposed to create one and shouldn't require one... hopefully.
The1Kobra is banned because all the spell is supposed to do is drop an anvil on someone far away. It might have to be an anvil that is extant somewhere else.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because Solberg says that this endeavor is a waste of time and it's probably more efficient to use the 'kill' spell on things that bother you.
Kobra is banned by a spell "Word of Power: Word".
Ren Gaulen is banned by this piece of paper, which reads "I remembered explosive runes today." ...
Boxy is banned by my new spell: Conjure Falling Anvil Chorus (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RXFZckzjcKw).
Jaibibles is banned because I haven't done it in a while. Now where did I leave that banstaff....
MaoMao is banned by my banstamp.
Jay is banned by my Banhand!
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to ban you!
Erupting! Banning! Fingeeeeeeer!!!
Ren is banned for 'banhandling' his 'little brother'. Perv.
Mao is banned because I'm going to
banhand him now.
This hand of mi-
OH GOD MOWS NOT AGAIN!!!
ren is banned by the armored mows... again... i'm just going to slink off and hope they don't notice me...
Basilisk2150 is banned for cowardice.
corgatha is banned for lacking the proper appreciation of the lethality of a swarm of armored mows... particularly this batch, as they've got titanium grafted to their teeth
Bas is banned because it seems unnecessary to armor something that's indestructible in the first place.
Mao Laoren is banned for forgetting the mass and shock value to formation pushing that armor can add.
corgatha is banned for lacking the subtlety, or quietness to get away unnoticed before the mows finished ren
Basilisk is banned for using mows as a weapon. That's cold, man... that's just cold.
Black_Angel is banned for impracticality.
Corgatha is banned because i'm still confused as to how he lost the mow swa.... :mowmeep. (bolts as the first of the armored mows appears)
Basilisk2150 is banned for not realizing my transcendance over physical harm.
Corgatha is banned because my Colossal Blade transcends even the transcended invulnerability state. It is the Sword That Cuts Down the Stars, for Magus' sake!
wait... where's the mows that i lured to you ren... oh.. wait... i ban myself from the area in an attempt to avoid the mow onslaught that's about to occur...
Basilisk is banned because mows are a threat to me no more. And that is because
I HAVE BECOME ONE WITH THE MOWS! >:D By becoming one with the mows I no longer fear the mows.
:mowsmile :mowhappy :mowsmile :mowhappy (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiMecha/ChibiThrudgelmir1.gif) :mowhappy :mowsmile :mowhappy :mowsmile
*ominous Latin chanting*
Ren Gaulen is banned for not understanding the nature of Vhailor.
In return Corgatha is banned for not understanding the nature of Thrudgelmir.
Ren is banned for he has not understood the way of the world... and therefore has dishonored the great Odin, and you have therefore been smitten to Niffelheim where the corpse queen shall gnaw on your corpse for the rest of eternity...
Basilisk2150 is banned for his inelegant usage of Norse mythology. Nidhogg chews corpses, not Hela!
Corgi is banned because Nidhogg chews Yggdrasill's roots, too.
Arcblade is banned because that is one nasty mental image
E_Voyager is banned because he didn't make it up. Go blame the poets of the Elder Edda.
Corgatha is banned because I have long ceased to be disturbed by ancient myths and legends. After you read at a young age that Izanagi and Izanami - who were both brother and sister and husband and wife - created the islands of Japan and then procreated to create the rest of the gods, you just kinda get used to it. Yahweh's just boring when you look at the other stories. "Ooh, look at me, I burned down a city and turned the inhabitants into salt!" "I threw a flayed colt into my sister's temple, and made her run away causing an eclipse that was solved by a party involving lots of sake and stripteasing. And then I got a dragon drunk and killed it and got the girl."
Jairus is banned because I found a nifty pocketwatch on the ground.
When you open it, everything goes all inverty.
*flips open the lid*
Whee! All the colors are wrong now!
Slowtini is banned because I found a pocket watch too! I gave it back to this nice man named Professor Yana (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Yana)... uh oh (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/The_Master).
Jairus is banned because I sense and infinite loop forming
e_voyager is banned, for all I need to do is build us a handy-dandy Paradox generator (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_machine), and it will protect us. All I need is a TARDIS... and the combined scientific know-how of a ten-million year old civilization.
Jaibubles is banned to make me feel like I actually accomplished something today.
Mao is banned for a distinct lack of fwoosh (http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/205)
Basilisk is banned because the mows are still at large.
Ren Gaulen is banned for aiding their escape.
arc is banned because it was a solo job... i want credit where credit is due... ren is only involved because he's the one who i siced the little buggers on :3
Basilisk is banned because the mows ate my pillow. And it's ALL YOUR FAULT! :pirate
Arcblade is banned as I tap into the power of the One Mow.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Avatars%20and%20stuff/Mowgelmir.gif)
*more ominous Latin chanting*
..With apologies to Amber for using her little mow animation..
Ren Gaulen is banned because a gun-dam should not that way look!
E is banned for calling mighty Thrudgelmir a gundam.
Ren is banned for harnessing the mows... the plan was perfect, now it's ruined :U
Basilisk is banned by my awesome new powers.
Ren Gaulen is banned because mow, mow, mow your boat, gently down the stream...
L is banned for committing an atrocity against the humanity. Well, at least against the mows. :<
Ren Gaulen is banned because I must not mow.
Mow is the mind-mower.
Mow is the little mow that leads to total mowification.
I will face my mows.
I will permit them to pass over me and through me.
And when they have gone, I will turn my inner eye to see their path.
Where the mows have gone, there will be nothing.
Only I will remow.
llearch is banned to set my mind in motion,
it is by forbidding the box that the thoughts acquire speed,
the speed becomes a rhombus,
the rhombus becomes a warning.
It is by banning the box that I set my mind in motion.
Cog is banned because
Mow the invisible!
Mow the impossible!
MOW! MOW!
Fight the Power!
Mow the unbreakable!
Mow the untouchable!
MOW! MOW!
Fight the Power!
HERE I GO!
THIS MOW OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT'S FIERCE ROAR TELLS ME TO BAN YOU!
Oh dear God, it's contagious.
Cog is banned into quarantine.
Black_angel is banned because her efforts will be in vain. Nothing can contain the spread of what will likely be come to be known as Rendonitis. A vicious disease in which people will take ridiculous poses and scream bizarre catch phrases as symptoms. There is no cure.. only the extermination of the infected will prevent the spread from going any further.
*lights his flamethrowers pilot light* Lets get it on.
Mao Laoren is banned for trying to stop the poetry of doom.
Arcblade is banned for banning Mao faster then I could do it.
Ren is banned by the Sandvich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb2iolbIlWc&feature=related)
Basilisk is banned, and summarily has all his blood punched out. The scout then proceeds to prank call him.
Cogidubnus is banned for reasons that can only be described as irrational
Corg is banned by Mowgelmir, if only to demonstrate its awesome power again.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Avatars%20and%20stuff/Mowgelmir.gif)
Ren Gaulen is banned, and is the very model of a modern major-mow.
Cog is banned because Mowzengar and Mowsenseiter are on their way here! :dface
Ren is banned because soldier boy up in your base, shooting rockets in your face...
Basilisk is banned for being in people's bases, killing their doods.
Cog is banned because all the peoples' base are belong to me.
Ren is banned because it seems someone has set up explosives.
Jay is banned because I firmly put the blame on the Demoman.
Ren is banned because Zero Wing was an adequate game that only became famous because of the "so bad it's good" translation.
Jairus is banned, but before this is asked, "What makes you a good Demoman?"
Cogi is banned because I have no idea what you're talking about.
Jairus is banned because he isn't sitting there, discussing the issue with Cog, now is he?
Cogidubnus is also pre-banned for letting himself be ninja'd so easily.
Stygian is ba-
...
Well then. I guess I have no choice but to set myself on fire, hmm?
Cogi is banned because i've stolen the matches and light fluid >:3
Quote from: Basilisk2150 on February 05, 2009, 02:04:00 PM
Cogi is banned because i've stolen the matches and light fluid >:3
Basilisk2150 is banned because I don't know what "light fluid" is.
... jay is banned for pointing out that i'm only half paying attention here... i meant to say lighter fluid
Bassie is banned because I know that, I just felt like tweaking your ear.
Jairus is banned and his ears tweaked. Because they are large and tweakable.
Also, tweakable is a funny word, if you look at it long enough.
Cogidubnus is banned, unless this is a farm!
Styg is banned because I want to tweak someone's ears too. :3
Ren is banned because not only are my ears not that easily tweaked, but he'll have to set up an appointment with my secretary (Keaton) if he wants so much as to get within ten feet of them.
Styg is banned because it's nearly impossible to get an appointment with Keaton herself nowadays.. :sweatdrop
*bans and tweaks ears in the process*
Standing around like a bloody idiot...
Cogidubnusis banned for standing around
*tweaks Corgi's ears* Do I really have to ban you? Can't we all just be friends?
*tweaks Jairus's ears and then bans him* Stop inciting peace.
Jairus is banned because I don't have ears.
Mao Laoren is banned for continuing all the ear tweaking
*attaches a pair of puppy ears to Corg's head* You do now. Be banned. :3
Ren is banned because if God had wanted his ears not to be tweaked, he would not have created me!
Also, I shall now pre-tweak Cog's ears as well.
[tweak!]
stygian is banned for missing his target
Basilisk is banned for jumping into the line of fire.
Ren is banned for making me mix up the difference between heroism and stupidity...again.
*ears are tweaked* >(
Black_Angel is banned for not realizing that the difference is posthumous. Also her ears are tweaked.
Tweaks cogi's ears* i don't really wanna ban you... but... computer says i have to
Basilisk is banned for listening to his computer. Also for tweaking my ears.
(has her ears tweaked)
Cog is banned because my computer's being a jerk and won't let me find an annoyed smiley for having my ears tweaked.
Black Angel is banned for not using >(
Also, ears are tweaked.
(grabs duke, ready to sic him on the next person to try and tweak my ears) Cogi is banned because i'm tired of the ear tweaking...
Basilisk does not get his ear tweaked. Instead, he gets danced into ban by a pair of Fairlions.
Royal Heartbreaker!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/RoyalHeartbreaker.gif)
Ren is banned by the Vitamin String Quartet's rendition of Feeling Good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxXVO0emls) (as recorded by Michael Bublé).
Black_Angel is banned by the awesome force of Pink Floyd.
Corgatha is banned... all along the watchtower
*nose beeps Bas* Aren't you just the cutest little puppy evar? So cute I'm going to have to ban you for giving us all the Diabeetus.
Mao Laoren is banned for having a pathetic fleshling circulatory system vulnerable to such things.
Mao is banned once i finishing putting him back together... he just did the only real no-no with my dog... "wait, duke, that arm is not a toy... bring it back here... RIGHT NOW!"
Corgatha is banned for not realizing that he was banning a shredded corpse that was once mao
Basilisk2150 is banned for double banning in one post
Corgatha is banned because now I have a Mowgelmir and Mowsenseiter! And when Mowzengar arrives, I will become invulnerable! >:D
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Avatars%20and%20stuff/Mowsenseiter.gif)
Aussenseiter Mowsenseiter owns you.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he does not understand the power of Justice. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: there is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods.
Corgatha is banned for putting his faith in esoteric concepts without means to enforce them on reality. It is said that 'those in possession of absolute power can not only prophesy and make their prophecies come true, but they can also lie and make their lies come true'. What prevents them from applying that very same concept to the idea of justice, when the difference between justice and injustice is as much a matter of interpretation and a subject to power as lies and truth?
Well said, my friend! The only true justice is the one we create with our own hands. One should deceide for himself what is just and what is not, and follow the path he chooses to the end.
I am Ren! Ren Gaulen! I am the Sword of Sorceress! Roaring Blade!!!(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ittouryodan.gif)
Become banned!
Although I am grateful to Ren for making that text above him a bit simpler to understand, he is banned for being unable to say much without referencing an action-y video game or show.
Black_Angel is banned for desiring simplification.
Corgatha is banned for pissing off all engineers in the world.
Stygian is banned because THAT... THING IS A SPY! *points accusingly at Mowsenseiter*
Slowtini is banned because why, yes, it is a spy! >:]
Slowtini is banned because I don't get the reference, and either way I'm bored right now.
Ren is banned for spies and ninjas.
Black_Angel is banned because its pirates and ninjas.
Stop right there, Corg! You are banned for bringing criminal scum into this. >:[
Ren is banned for attempting to impart order upon the chaos
Basilisk2150 is banned as entropy unmakes him
Corgatha is banned. And they're gonna have to glue you back together...
.... IN HELL!
llearch is banned by the rage I have accumulated since Monday when my internet went out and I was rendered virtually unable to post here.
tyra is banned by the RAGE virus... have fun starting the zombie apocalypses there bro...
Basilisk2150 is banned for reasons that vaguely have to do with ice cream.
Corgatha Taldorthar and everyone else are banned for making three more pages of posts in this thread alone in less than a day. Geeez...
Arcblade is banned for impeding progress
Corgatha is banned by forum Luddites who want things to go back to simpler times, when each person could only post once a day...
Black_angel is banned for bringing up the Dark Times.
Jairus is banned by the only true zombie apocalypse virus, the T-virus. Jairus then promptly zombie-bans Basilisk for thinking that anything short of the T-virus would suffice to cause me to start a zombie apocalypse.
Ty is banned because I have no idea what you're talking about.
Jairus is banned for not being familiar with Resident Evil.
Ty is banned because I've never even played Resident Evil.
Jairus is banned for he should at least try to watch the movies(though only the first one is any god) based on Resident Evil for RE is integral to the whole modern zombie culture.
Kipiru is banned for not managing to throw in a Left 4 Dead advertisement.
Ty is banned for braaaainzzz...
Deebs' Giraffe is banned because well......... zombies are lame.
Corgatha is banned for he doesn't seem to grasp the powerfull fun factor behind the idea of zombies(no matter how lame).
Kip is banned because I've heard that L4D is actually really good... but since it's from Valve, should we really be surprised?
Jay is banned by my extreme fencing skills (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ExtremeFencing.jpg).
Ren is banned because anything can be made to look awesome with some flashing lights. That doesn't actually make it awesome.
Jay is banned by the Mow that mows down the stars. :B
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Avatars%20and%20stuff/Mowgelmir.gif)
Ren is banned because the one evil thing Zengar can't cleave and smite is a mow.
Jairus is banned for being a lazy arse. *cracks a whip* Get drawing!
mao is banned because the bannings will continue until moral improves
Bassy is banned because I'm wondering why Mao wants me drawing.
Jairus is banned by a P.M. tied to a brick labeled 'Answer' hurtling towards his head. It appears to have a subtitle that says: "Why I want you drawing.."
Mao is banned for I have read his PM. And replied.
Jay is banned for bringing his personal life into the ban thread. That's for the Outer Fortress.
Black_angel is banned because the ban was in theme with the previous ban.
Jay is banned for making bad puns on Dorcan's name.
Ren is banned because with a name like that, they just kind of happen.
Mao is banned because if you think his first name is pun'ny, you should see his last name. :B
Ren is banned because I don't feel like punning on his name today.
Jairus is banned because he already did from what I've seen in the PF subforum.
Mao is banned because I meant that I didn't feel like punning on Ren's name.
Jairus is banned inexplicably.
Corgi is banned indefinitely.
Jairus is banned for being inaccurate.
Corgatha is banned for being inconsistent.
Jairus is banned for being intrastringent
Corgatha is banned for being intractable.
Jairus is banned for being inside.
Corgatha is banned by my pizza that's in the oven.
Jay is banned for making me hungry.
Black_angel is banned by the chicken on top of my pizza.
Jay is banned by the pizza that's in my oven... it's a BLT :mowhappy
Basilisk is banned by... um... shoot. I can't think of anything.
Jubblies is banned by being dropped down a well. Ja'Fell, ja'see? ;-]
Boxy is banned in a way that is in fact so horrible that the end result is that the room he was banned in now looks like a couple of nut-jobs robbed a blood bank, collected the blood in buckets, then threw those buckets across the walls in an attempt to paint the room red
Basilisk is banned for rolling a success on "craft disturbing mental image."
Arcblade is banned for discouraging the creation of disturbing mental images.
Corgatha is banned for supporting my horribly graphic imagination
Basilisk2150 is banned because like the cat i come back.
E is banned in a horrific way, so horrible i can only describe the aftermath, much like boxy's... The chair was covered with what looked like spaghetti sauce, and a red ooze dripped from the celing, the computer screen displayed a blue screen of death, as blood dripped from the edge of the monitor... the keyboard was clean, but the rest of the desk was coated with a thin, chunky, dark red paste
Basilisk is banned for making me giggle when I wanted to sigh.
Arcblade is banned because it wasn't that funny.
Corgatha is banned by a rather angry incubus who steals his soul, then uses corgatha's eternal agony to power a desk lamp
Basilisk along with that incubus are both banned by a rather angry marine with a berserker pack.
Ren Gaulen is banned as a provacatory act.
Ren has been provoked, ban has been invoked. Become banned, Corg! D:<
Ren is banned because it takes more than that to put me out of the game.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned for being too tough for one ban.
Arcblade is banned because I'm IIIINNVIIINCIBLE!!!!!
Corgi is banned to disabuse him of this notion of his.
Irrepressible, yes. Invincible, no.
llearch is banned because i'm confused how he's even alive... there was more than enough blood in that room to have been from 10 bodies...
Basilisk is banned because no one's invincible.
Arcblade is banned because the Black Knight is invincible.
VSMIT is banned because he's a loony.
Jairus is banned because the Black Knight always triumphs!
HAVE AT YOU! :sword
VSMIT is banned because, honestly, what are you gonna do? Bleed on me?
Jairus is banned because I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!
VSMIT is banned because Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht and his enormous nose desires it.
Jairus is banned because he switched references to something I'm not familiar with.
VSMIT is banned because I'm referencing Monty Python. And because wehn ist das nünstuck geht und slotermeyer? Ja, bayerhund, die oder die flipperwaldt gespurt!
BTW, there is no translation, it's total nonsense.
Jay is banned because he tried telling a joke so funny, it's lethal...
Bass is banned because der ver zwei peanuts valking down die straße, und vun vas assaulted... peanut. Dohohoho!
Jairus is banned for speaking broken German.
VSMIT is banned for banning me for quoting verbatim a line from Tony M. Nytoph's Flying Riscur!
Jairus is banned because he's not a lumberjack.
VSMIT is banned because that's okay.
Jairus is banned because I don't think he sleeps all night. But he may work all day.
VSMIT is banned because his bike pump got caught in his trouser leg.
Jairus is banned because i must reboot and power down for work in the morning.
E is banned while powered down
Basilisk is banned by Ninja Tyran, who has reappeared when least expected!
Tyranitar is banned because I just finished watching Gurren Lagann.
YOURS IS THE BAN THAT WILL OUTLAST ETERNITY!
TYRA
BE BANNED!
Slowtini is banned for referencing Giant Robot Anime.
VSMIT is banned because that's my favorite kind.
Slowtini is banned because i spent 16 hours and 20 minutes at work today
Voyager is banned for living in the workplace. It's not healthy!
Tyra is banned by geno 'the white wolf' perry, and his god damn quiz today...
Basilisk is banned by a flying Sociology lecture. AIIIEEEEEEE!
Arcblade is banned by an errant algorithm in the system.
Mao is banned because the system is Malfunction.
The data is Malformed.
Your College paper, gone.
Slowtini is banned because backup files, and hard copies work wonders :3
Basil is banned because I love Time Machine.
Jay is banned for calling me basil instead of bas... i may have to kill him as well
Bass is banned for thinking he can choose his nickname.
Jyro is banned for he is not the only one to think up weird nicknames!
kipiru is banned by the necromows... a cross between mows, and necromorph swarmers
Basil is banned for banning Kipiru. Besides, Jyro's an awesome nickname.
Jairus is banned for having a good taste in nicknames :mowwink
Kip is banned by a flying textbook... calculus to be exac, weighing in at a good 15 pounds, and flying at a good 40FPS
Bass is banned by a return strike by the two tomes of Trade Law- 22 pounds each!
Kipper is banned by Battlefield Earth. Actually, that's too cruel. Why don't I just ban you with the entire Encyclopedia Britannica?
Jyro is banned for calling me Kipper. I prefer Kip, thank you. :mowwink
kipper is banned by the archives of the Michigan State main library... have fun with the several tens of thousands of books, papers, articles, and summaries they've got there... not including shelves, your looking at literal tons worth of books
Basil is banned for trying to scare me with a library- I love those places!
kipiru is banned for not fearing the creepy old librarian that always seems to be there whenever i go... even without powers i think she could steal souls.... though she may very well be a demon in disguise...
Basilisk is banned for I always seem to run in a cute girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjtI2WZTZ9k) when in libraries!
Kipperoony is banned because she blinded me with library science! (http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qc-libsci-tote.gif)
Jairus is soooo not banned, because that was extremely cute :love2
Kipiru is banned because i prefer kat (http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e268/EWork88/BarCrawl.jpg)
Basilisk is banned for I know what he means (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8798/niceuf3.jpg)
Kip's banned because cogito ergo nom. (http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qc-cogito-blue.gif)
Jyro is banned for that is not nearly as cute as the first he offered!
kipiru is banned for looking a gift horse in the mouth
Basilisk is banned for I AM part horse!
The other part of Kipru is banned.
Corgi is banned for picking at Kipiru's parts.
:mowmeep Mao is banned by the necromows... they're coming from all sides :mowhappy
Basilisk is banned for summoning them. RUN! (flees the scene)
Arcblade is banned for cowardice.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned and admitted into the Sinestro corps for his ability to inspire great fear.
E_Voyager is banned because I wish to have no part in any faction other than the Mercykillers.
Corgatha is banned for his allegiance to the Mercykillers.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the Mercykillers are the only honorable faction left in Sigil.
Corgatha is banned because i kill out of mercy and keep people alive out of lack of mercy.
E_Voyager is banned for totally not getting what the Mercykillers are all about.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned for believing i was referring to his group for which i know nothing about when speaking of my past.
E_Voyager is banned for ambiguity.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned to the labyrinth as this cycle continues as the enigma clarifies.
E_Voyager is banned because I escaped the mazes of the Lady of Pain. No mere labyrinth can hold me.
Corgatha is banned, forcing him into exile in a labyrinth. He is shown around by a guy with a black hat, who takes him to the way out of the labyrinth. "These are the labyrinth guards. One always tells the truth, one always lies, and one stabs people who ask tricky questions" the man in the black hat says, pointing to the three guards, each guarding a doorway.
Tyranastrasz is banned because nowhere does he say whether the man in the black hat is reliable at all.
And because empty suits of armor are somewhat impervious to stab wounds.
Corgatha is banned for i have stolen his rust inhibitor :mwaha
Basilisk is banned for giving the suit cancer.
Tyranastrasz is banned for such a thing is too horrible to contemplate.
e_voyager is banned for AVENGENCE!
Arcblade is banned for Aiur! En taro Tassadar!
Jay is banned because this is a good day to ban.
Ren is banned for failing to meet his cleaving quota.
Slowtini is banned because today is a good day for someone else to be banned.
The box-type individual above me is banned because this is true.
Slow is banned for making a statement of the falseness and of the blatantly untrue.
Mao is banned... FOR THE SWARM!!!!
Basilisk is banned for great justice and greater good! :B
Ren is banned by the most horrifying creatures known to man... armored necromows
Basilisk is banned because POWER OVERWHELMING!!!!!!!
Tyra is banned because there is no cow level.
Mao is banned because Mulgore is the cow level.
Tyra is banned by a bunch of cows walking on hind legs and carrying halberds.
A very big bunch of them.
Ren Gaulen is banned by mu.
Llearch is banned by the imfamous were-cows of Trafelgador
Basilisk is banned because I wanted a shot
Corgi is banned for rejecting his cute puppy status every time I bring it up. Don't you know that cute puppies are fawned over by men and women alike?
Mao Laoren is banned becauase there are more important things in life than cuteness.
Corgatha is banned even though what he says is true. The loyalty to your master and devotion to your cause are the most important things! Nothing but absolute devotion and absolute loyalty would do! I am Ren Gaulen! The Sword of Sorceress!And in the name of Sorceress I ban you! Have at you!
Ren is banned there is no cause truly worth dying for. You can find a cause on any corner, but you've only got one life.
Jubblies is banned because I don't have a job. Yet.
Boxy is not banned, because that sucks. I hope the job search improves real soon.
Jairus is banned because I need a car... again.
Slow is banned for i have a car... and i keep her in good condition :mowhappy
Basilisk is banned because cars have no gender in English.
Arcblade is banned because I believe cars are masculine in German. Crud, I can't remember. "Der Auto" or "Die Auto?"
Jay is banned by his own faulty memory... and lack of skills with "the google"
Bas is banned because Google Fu is overrated.
Jay is banned for not understanding that it saves time and energy to do things more productive... like getting wasted with friends and doing really really stupid things that seem like a good idea at the time
Basilik2150 is banned for impulsiveness
Corgatha is banned for Hiding in a barrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmJwO7g80M)
Basil is banned due to the following definition: "Basil is a tender low-growing herb.." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basil) *tears up* You're never tender with me! *snifsnif**runs off crying*
Mao Laoren is banned for being a crybaby.
Mao is banned because tears are like candy. >:3
Cog is banned for not banning corgatha
Basilisk is banned for also not banning Corgatha.
Cogi is banned with a pitchfork so I can finish making my sandvich.
Mao is banned because sandvich is a loose cannon, but still a damn good cop.
Cog is banned while i punch out all his blood
Basilisk2150 is banned for punching a mythical king of England.
Corgatha is banned because that's not how you break a spine
Basilisk is banned, because baloney is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards. >:]
Cogidubnus is banned for his non sequiteur.
Corgatha is banned for misspelling sequitur.
Cogidubnus is banned for losing during the rise of latin speaking peoples.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned for helping with the fall of the Latin speaking people.
Arcblade is banned because I had absolutely nothing to do with that. I was in Sigil
Corgatha is banned because he was in an ancient rune while people died.
Black_Angel is banned for not recognizing the City of Doors by name.
Corgatha is banned because Wikipedia didn't know either.
Black_Angel is banned because Wikipedia is quite lame. Try this (http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Planescape_-_Sigil/id/1850258) it's *slightly* better.
corgatha is banned because i have stolen his portal key... lets so you get home now :mwaha
Basilisk2150 is banned for I need no portal key. I am on a mission for JUSTICE, and need no home until I have brought perfection through punishment.
Corgatha is banned for perfection is subjective, and therefore unattainable
Basilisk2150 is banned because perfection is what we impose upon the world around us and is attainable in a local level.
Corgatha Taldorthar is Banned because Jay has gone incubus on us.
E is banned because this isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Slowtini is banned because for good or ill jay's change disturbs the balance and that disturbance must be balanced.
E is banned because my balance is horrible.
Slowtini is banned because I was unaware that there was a balance to be upset by my new avatar.
Jairus is banned because his avatar is too bright now for my taste.
Jairus is banned for having ASU-colored wings, thereby reminding me of my home state and how terrible it is.
Smitty is banned for ruining a perfectly good ninjaban
Tyranastrasz is banned because I really don't want to do the research to figure out where his home state is.
Smitty is banned for failing at stalking.
Tyranastrasz is banned because I can't fail if I don't try.
VSMIT is banned because I like my colorful avatar, but it most likely won't stay for long.
Jayis banned because his current colourful avatar will simply be replaced with another colourful avatar! :B
Ren is banned because my normal avatar is not exactly the epitome of colorful. What would you replace it with?
Jay is banned because I will come up with something. >:3
Ren is banned because the thought of that fills my mind with dread for some reason.
Jay is banned via glare and an angry shaking fist
Basil is banned for making obscene gestures in public.
Mao is banned for considering glares and shaking fists as obscene.
Tyranastraz is banned for shaking his fist obscenely.
Coggeh is banned for not being more obscene with his gestures.
llearch is banned in the most epic way possible, it involves 7 helicopters, a jet engine, 31 tons of high explosives, and pony that has been trained to curb-stomp boxes...
Basilisk2150 is banned because action movie style explosions aren't epic, they're just loud and ostentatious.
Corgatha is banned for not understanding that movies use low grade explosives in their special effects, llearch got slammed high explosives, such as TNT, leaving very little left when they went off...
Basilisk2150 is banned because that still doesn't make the explosion epic, just loud.
Corgatha, you are banned.
:U
Slowtini, thou art banned.
I'll see that ban, and raise you a Doubleban!
Slowtini is banned because the godfather demands it...
Basilisk is banned for the lack of proper Altling Registration. He knows what I'm talking about. And if he does not, it still does not change the fact that he is banned. >:]
Ren is banned while i distract him by shouting "look a distracting" then stabbing him in the throat...
Basilisk is banned because it's geometrically more efficient to have someone else do the distracting while you sneak up behind someone.
Corgatha is banned because it is several thousand orders of magnitude more efficient to simply be an awesome ninja and not need a distraction to sneak up behind someone.
Tyranastrasz is banned because ninjas are overrated to the point of being lame
Corgatha is banned via a pack of rabid, armored, necromows... i don't know where they came from, but i'm going to just going to sulk off quietly while they devour everyone else...
:mwaha
Basilisk2150 is banned while I remind people yet again that I am a bodiless spirit....
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because a cubi can still eat him trying to eat e on the other hard would be like sipping on the sun.
e_voyager is banned because machines don't have souls. Thus the ban shouldn't bother him. Soulless machine.
Mao Laoren is banned for implying some odd connection between not noticing being banned and having a soul, with absolutely nothing to back it up.
Also, I'm sure he called me "Corgi" a few times since I banned him for it last.
Corgatha is excorcised and then banned.
Cogi is banned, for
I have missed my haiku bans.
They are so much fun.
While we are at it,
We finally got some rain
Up here in Davis.
Cogi is banned, for
The power of Christ compels
You! The power of...
Jairus is banned in prose.
Corgi is banned, because for some reason the game feels different than when I first started playing it.
jay is banned by a backhand for speaking such blasphemous words
Basilisk2150 is banned for banning backhandedly. Face thy foe!
Corgi is banned because it's... kind of ephemeral. Like, the emphasis of the game has shifted. It's become a conversation where every sentence bans the previous player, rather than just banning someone with some silly random reason. OR something like that.
jay is banned for being high... just look how dilated those eyes are
Basil is banned for having seen a fire hydrant: look at how excited you are!
Jay is banned because that's not a hydrant... that's your wings buddy :mwaha
Basil is banned because I don't see any wings...
jay is banned for changing of the avatar, ruining yet another joke...
Basil is banned because it's been a very long time since I used this avatar.
Jaibubbles is banned for being a ruined joke.
Mao is banned by the Little Sisters of Hoboken, also known as the Little Hobos. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunsense)
Jairus is banned for posting too fast for me to get a good ban in.
corgatha is banned, because you know what we really need... some rope (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVs9Tuapoqw&feature=related)
Basil is banned, because bringing up rope is a hanging offense in these parts!
Jairus is banned because some puns are funny, but others just make one groan....
Corgi is banned because the beauty of a pun is in the "oy" of the beholder.
Jairus is banned for calling me "Corgi"
Jay is counter-banned because i don't think it's the kind of hanging (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5W46NPGkhE&feature=related) he was thinking of
corgatha is banned for ruining another excuse to put a boondock saints scene into this game...
Basil is banned for wanting to drag a movie into this conversation, thus disrupting the Serenity of this thread.
jay is banned for failing to bring another movie into this thread... oh, by the way... you might experience a little turbulence... then explode...
Basil is banned because I don't wanna explode!
Jairus is banned, although he does not explode.
Cogidubnus is banned for royal pretensions.
Corgatha is banned for sedition. He does explode.
Cogidubnus is banned because Justice can undo the thrones of kings.
Corgatha is banned, for he is is the anti-flag come to rule among us for 7 long years... the end is truly nigh
Basilisk2150 is banned because hey, if I was in charge, it wouldn't be that bad, right?
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because leadership isn't about firing bullets and stabbing people.
Corgatha is banned because I am Justice.
The1Kobra is banned, and is reminded of a certain poem about gold, silver, copper, and then iron.
The1Kobra is banned because leadership isn't about hacking computers and scribbling code
Cogidubnus is banned, because he reminded me of this poem
Golden boy with feet of clay,
Let me help you on your way.
A proper push will take you far,
but what a clumsy lad you are.
*Pushes Cogidubnus off the cliff of Banning*
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because I've already learned that in Software Engineering 101.
Actually... maybe we haven't... I still need to talk with...
The1Kobra is banned for being a computer nerd.
Corgatha is banned with an iron fist.
Cogidubnus is banned with a velvet glove.
Tally is banned because my cast is red. :D
Slowtini is banned by a
Ninja Kick!™ that came totally out of nowhere.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/NinjaKick.png)
Ren is banned for still failing to meet the cleaving quota.
Slowtini is banned because I like cleaving things.
corgi is banned for i prefer burning things... you have your choice... death, or firey death....
Basilisk2150 is banned for calling me "Corgi".
And dying tends to be more of an inconvienence for a truly dedicated Mercykiller than a shattering experience. Imprisonment in Carceri on the other hand....... that can be more problematic.
Corgatha is banned by a slime's cleave on the pull before Prince Malchezzar.
Basilisk is banned for getting in the way
Corgatha is banned to Carceri, whatever that is...
Tyranastrasz is banned for etymological failure.
Corgatha is banned because that's my job.
Black_angel has been banned... didn't you get the memo?!
Basilisk2150 is banned because real heroes don't waste time with bureaucracy.
Corgatha is banned because bureaucracy waits for no one.
VSMIT is banned because the central bureaucracy has filed form BND-2.371a.
to Jairus
i ban thee Jairus
from far and nearest
call of the paths or reality.
you place does change
and paths and rearrange
as you live lives that may never be.
Oh, e_voyager's been banned,
From a cannon set on the land.
Now let's stop all this rhyming
Because of poor timing,
And before it all gets out of hand.
Jairus is banned because i've having too much fun to stop
Oh, dear e's been banned for starting a trend,
And right now I cannot see how it ends.
Fortunately we here are all friends,
Otherwise you'd hate me for this last line not rhyming.
Jairus my friend ,i have to ban
less all the words come to naught
though poetry, we seek to see
all the things, we've left behind.
Oh, lawks and horrors!
e's been banned!
... sorry, couldn't resist.
all around the forum tree a cubi chased a robot.
the cubi though it was just fun
Ban buster goes the robot
a patch for a zenny a zenny for a inkblot
that the way the money goes
ban buster goes the robot.
whit this horrible verse Jay is now banned
e_voyager is banned for his terrible spelling and grammar. What the hell is up with that?
Jairus is banned because the spelling is right (according to Google) but the grammar is form pop goes the weasel.
e is banned because it's too early in the morning to be correcting grammar right now. A little capitalization here and there would be an excellent start, though.
The summer wind blows.
A quiet corner echoes
Banned is the Jubblies.
A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not, the Pierian spring.
There, shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
and drinking largely sobers us again.
I'm feeling ephemeral
banning mood in general
a flick in the scene
a click on the screen
Your fate in my hand
Boxy is now banned.
Everyone who has posted before me is banned for... oh, I don't know... annoying me. Yes, you especially Jairus.
Jairus is banned for pulling a Bill.
VSMIT is banned because who's going to act like bill when bill isn't here?
E_Voyager is banned because it isn't really necessary to have a bill act alike around all the time.
Corgatha is banned for not coming down on the Bill imitation hard enough. This has to stop, people.
Cogi is banned because I don't know how to imitate bill.
Jay is banned for being cubi, yet lacking the skills of imitation
Basil is banned for not reading Ren's art thread, and thus not learning that I am not a Cubi, and that the avatar is a non-canon representation of my fursona.
jay is banned for... PONY!!!
Basilisk is banned for not being Richard.
Cogi is banned for not being John.
Jairus is banned for not being a Cubi! :U
Cogi is banned because I never wanted to be a Cubi! I wanted to be... a barbarian! *runs off to join Cohen*
Jay is banned for vikings are better >:3
Basilisk is banned with the mystic art of deja-fu. He feels as though he's been banned this way before, though...
Cogi is banned by the Librarian! Ook!
Jairus is banned as i slap a different alt patch on him again. no more cubi for you lets try mer this time!
e's banned because I'd prefer a dragon patch.
Jairus is banned because i Eliander spent over 2billon years as a dragon and it's a boring life. i spent much of my time sleep.
e's banned because the High Dragons in my setting usually choose to die after about 500 million years or so.
Jairus is banned for not understand how harsh boredom can do that to a entity and how chances of duty and family can be the only things that give on the strength to keep going.
e's banned because I get all that. My point is, eventually they get tired of living, and choose to die. It's that simple.
J's banned because "we have come to terms"
Banned in the name of God, e guilty.
Jay is banned by Loki, Lord of Niffelheim, and bringer of the Ragnarök
Basil is banned by Rattigan, the world's greatest criminal mind! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTWBgiWtzsc)
Jairus is banned for he is but a shadow of his former self
E is banned by an empty bottle of baily's... for now i have to go to the store in a few minutes to get more...
Basilisk2150 is banned but needs a titles. whats should we dub he?
e's banned because we should call him Dark Lord Basilisk. Or "Great Mouse Detective."
Jairus is banned because i was thinking sliver pup or maybe brown eyes wonder pup.
E is banned for Jay's first suggestion would fit rather appropriately...
The Dark Lord Basilisk is banned for ironically neither being dark nor a lord.
jay is banned for the dog's name is duke... making him a minor land owner, but still a lord... and his coloring is black and silver... Black is about as dark as you can get...
Basil is banned because I was talking about you, not your dog.
jay is banned because i'm evil... as for the lord part... i'm working on getting some minions
Basilisk2150 is banned because i spent time and the primordial incarnation of darkness Erebus and now have been darker.
E voyager is banned by the OSI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_EqfZK_zk&NR=1)
Basilisk2150 is banned because every time i discover a new comic someone already knows about it.
E_Voyager is banned because if he were ............ ahh screw it. E_Voyager is banned because I feel like banning him.
Corgatha is banned for abandoning the ban that he'd planned to command and instead enacting a ban that was lacking.
tyra is banned for i have transfered my monster hangover from last night to him... enjoy buddy... enjoy...
Basilisk2150 is banned because most hangovers are nontransferable
E is banned, for even though your bones are broken, it doesn't mean they won't stop bullets from hitting me
Basilisk is banned because what does that have to do with the price of coffee in Colombia?
Black_angel is banned because I am weak! I want this so badly! (http://www.gundam.co.kr/community/newProd_v.jsp?sno=4347)
Jairus is banned because engineering : if you can build it then you can piloted it
E is banned by my leftover chocolate.
Black_Angel is banned for reminding me that Singles Awareness Day was only yesterday
No not chocolate! Black Angel is banned because it's criminal to use chocolate that way ( even if it's not my favorite substance)
Basilisk2150 is banned because he just ruined my banning of Black Angel
E is banned because trying to get to Fuschia City and banning at the same time is easier than I thought.
angel is banned by a rouge tumbleweed that got caught in the blizzard
Basilisk is banned because I've never heard of red tumbleweeds from France, much less from the snowy parts. :3
since i haven't logged on in like two months i give you the honor of being the first which i ban!
Whee! Scorpio is banneed in celebration of his return!
Angel is banned by the necromows.... they're back... little buggers are like stalking me... :mowdizzy
Basilisk2150 is banned for being outright ridiculous to a downright excessive amount.
i could not find a plausible reason to ban stygian. (By Crom!)
Scorpio is banned because I was sick this morning and I still feel kinda gross.
Black_angel is banned because I was eating when I read that.
Mao Laoren is banned for yielding to the inherent materialism in his existance.
Corgatha is banned and quarantined the midst of nature.
For his despicable grammar, banned Cogidubnus is.
...
I'll have Stygian know that my grammar is impeccable. Even if it were not academically so, it is entirely appropriate for informal and colloquial speech.
He is also banned and forcefed greasy, gelatinous meatloaf.
Cogi is banned by an inexplicable plot twist... BUM BUM BAHNUHNAH
Basilisk is banned by a plot straightening.
Boxy is banned by geometric plot progression.
corgatha is banned for being so square
Scorpio803 is banned for being numeric.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned for being alpha-numeric.
VSMIT is banned for being hexadecimal.
Cogi is banned by the fundamental theorem of calculus...
Basilisk2150 is banned by the sum of his parts
Spanky is banned by the hypotenuse.
Llearch is banned for teeming with a lot-o-news...
Cogi is banned for wearing shades inside...
Basilisk is banned for being inconsiderate. It's very bright in the spotlight, you know. :P
Coggeh is banned for being good at integral and differential calculus.
Boxy is banned for being good at renovation.
Corgatha is banned for not banning llearch for being a dirty liar and slanderer.
Cog is banned for being a tattletale.
Black_Angel is banned because tattling makes the justice system work.
Corgatha is banned for being lawful good. He's allowed to come back when he gets the sword of justice unstuck from his behind.
Cogidubnus is banned because I am lawful neutral. The big bosses say I'm a bit too violent and uncompassionate to be considered truly "good".
AND IT'S AN AXE!
Corgatha is banned because a law is only good insofar as it is just.
Also, because he has an axe in his ass.
Cogi is banned for i am chaotic neutral (http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motivation/chaotic%20neutral.jpg).... maybe i'll save your life, or maybe i'll steal your car... who knows...
Basilisk is banned because I know Mexican Judo. Judoknow if I gotta gun, Judoknow if I gotta knife!
Cogi is banned for i know Japanese and Brazilian styles of jujitsu (though specialize in japanese style) it's basically the vicious version of judo... while you throw and let them give up, i break bones, then throw to the ground...
Basilisk is banned by a dagger in the back. No breaking bones for j00!
Tyra is banned by a quick twist of the wrist, followed by hard heel-palm to the armpit... arm's not broken... it's now dislocated buddy... i'll go for a quick hyper-extension of the ankle too, just to keep up with the theme of not breaking bones :mwaha
Basilisk is banned because he's standing too close to me.
Like, within 10 feet. There's a restraining order, buddy...
boxy is banned for being frail and incomprehensible, much like the American justice system
Basilisk is banned because I'm not sure if he's talking about the police force or the court system or the Supreme Court or the CSI or....
Black_Angel is banned because bureaucracy is all the same necessary evil.
Corgatha is banned in the name of vengence. (you really don't need to ad the 803
Scorpio803 is banned because precision is important.
Corgatha is banned because that's not entirely the case... such as with horse shoes and hand grenades... :3
Basilisk2150 is banned with a nuclear weapon.
Corgatha is banned for i have implemented the star wars program that was secretly built, despite propaganda stating otherwise... his nuclear weapons are destroyed in low orbit, spreading radiation and love across the troposphere...
Basilisk2150 is banned because modern technology doesn't hit a missile with a missile more than 3 in ten times.
Corgatha is banned for he failed to read up on the starwars program... High Powered, nuclear bomb fueled lasers, and rail guns, supported by orbital kinetic, and tactical nuclear intercept missiles... (a nuclear interceptor just has to get within a few miles of it's target..)
Basilisk is banned because I don't need any nuclear missiles. Everybody knows that giant robots are a key to strategic warfare! :B (Besides, they usually cause less collateral damage than a real nuclear explosion, no matter how destructive they may be. Except for Granzon, which just sucks up the entire planet's surface into an artificial black hole. :>)
Ren Gaulen is banned for wasting so much metal in making those giant robots.
Arcblade is banned because there's nothing wrong with a bit of heavy metal.
Mao is banned because the church of the atom wills it
Basilisk is banned because, based on this page and the last one alone, he should be dead several times over by now.
Tyranastraz is banned because I'M ON A BOAT.
Coggeh is banned because I'm in hiz baze, killin' hiz manz.
Mao is banned and told to quiddit. :c
Cogi is banned because he reminded me of Quidditch.
Jairus is banned because he reminded me that I can't fly.
Black_angel is banned because there's nothing in the rule books about jumping too high.
Actually, I think there is. Or at least common sense.
Jairus is banned because SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY. >:[
Cogi is banned because screwing the rules is against the rules.
Jairus is banned because I have green hair, so nyah.
Cogi is banned because I've got a red stripe in my hair. And because his hair looks gray.
Jairus is banned because my hair doesn't believe him.
Cogi is banned because in the future, card games will be played on jet fighters!
Jairus is banned because....*snerks*
I'm sorry, I...it's just so ridiculous! Bwahahahaaa!
Cogi is banned because as he laughs, I summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon! >:D
Ren is banned to stop that right there. Go no further with that.
Mao is banned because stopping YuGiOh Abridged references is the second-closest-to-impossible task in the world. It can't be done. Trust me. I've tried. You just end up joining them.
Black_angel is banned for getting in the way of my ban.
Silly Mao! You are banned for thinking you can stop the silliness! I play Polymerization to combine the Blue-Eyes White Dragon with my fighter jet, to summon... Blue-Eyes Mach Dragon Jet! And now we will play card games... on monsters!
Shut up, Jairus.
(bans)
No, you shut up! *bans*
Jay is banned as I activate Asexual Reproduction! Prepare to be completely smothered by my giant hairy balls! >:] (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AsexualReproduction.jpg)
Ren is banned when I turn a flamethrower on his giant hairy balls.
Jay is banned for as i fly through the vally of the shadow of death, i shall fear no evil, for i am at 70,000 feet, and still climbing...
Jay is banned because I have had some additional balls in my other pants' pocket! :B (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/JosephJoestar.jpg)
Basilisk is shot down by an anti-missile missile. And banned on the ground by a bunch of tanks.
Ren, I ban you for you follow the corpse god. Posts for the Post God! Bans for the Ban Throne!
Pagan is banned for i have secretly infected him with the technocyte virus... have fun going insane with agony...
Basilisk is banned because I have secretly infected him with a small piece of lead that has entered his cranium with the speed of 1000m/s. This poisoning has proven to be instantly lethal.
Ren is banned by the power of cheese. Moving at the speed of light.
Cogi is banned by a sudden, and massive power overload on his system, causing every light bulb in his place of residence to explode... along with everything not hooked up to a surge protector
Basilisk is banned by a thrown fish. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ImprovisedWeapon.jpg) Yep, just like that. :3
ren is banned, for my scanner refuses to allow me to ban far more epically, with one of my sketches from class yesterday...
I cast Summon Bigger Fish. Basilisk is banned.
Boxy is banned for being a Cheddar Knight.
Jairus is banned because I almost forgot what banning feels like.
James StarRunner is banned for forgetting what it feels like to be banned.
The1Kobra is banned because I said 'ALMOST' forgot. He is therefor wrong and banned.
James StarRunner is banned because I did not cause a contradiction. You said you almost forgot what it feels like to ban, yet, by your post, you clearly forgot what it is like to be on the other end of the stick.
The1Kobra is banned since he apparently forgot the cycle of how banners here are in turn, banned.
James is banned as i drive a semi-truck through this back and forth action between him and kobra...
*blows up said truck with an acorn grenade*
Banned!
leaps from the flaming debris as is skids into james*
Be banned destroyer of private property, for now i have insurance forms to fill
banned for forgetting the first *
Banned for not using capitalization or punctuation.
James is banned for not referring to his bannee by name.
And you never used my last name. Tsk, tsk.... Black_angel is banned not only for that, but not offering me a grilled cheese sandwich during the solstice.
James StarRunner is banned by a never seen cameo
Spanky is banned by a nonexistent cameo.
VSMIT is banned by my cameo in Project Future, strip 51's crowd scene (http://www.project-future.org/strip.php?strip=51) (warning, spoilers!). The problem is that Jay's at the back of the crowd, and he's so much shorter than them that you can't see him.
Jairus is banned because anyone can use that excuse.
VSMIT is banned for realizing that he has a cameo in the same scene.
Jairus is banned because i need a new bio form. my handsome wolf self has gotten out of style as it is.
Spanky is banned because it seemed like the thing to do at the time.
llearch is banned because this is the only way to save myself. Must get him..before he...gets me.
Mao is banned for his selfish act, rather than thinking about the bigger picture
Basil is banned because I've seen the bigger picture. Wanna know what it's a picture of? You being banned.
Mao Laoren is banned by the gyre.
Corgatha is banned by the grue.
Ren is banned because I don't know what a grue is, and THEREFORE IT IS OFFENSIVE. >:[
... would ban keaton if i could find a reason to
Basilisk is banned for getting in my way. Keaton is banned for not participating in this game enough! >:[
Ren is banned for not acting fast enough, with hesitation comes mistakes >:3
Basilisk is banned with nitpickery. Mostly because he's one to talk, not finishing off that sentence with a period.
Black_angel is banned because I prefer Chris Angel for my entertainment.
Mao is banned for tastelessness.
Corgatha is banned because one of my friends believes that guy really does all that stuff.
Coggeh is banned because he needs better friends. Chris outright says that it's all just illusion and tricks.
Mao is banned because I already know my friend is a piece of work. But he's my friend, yeah?
Also, he's banned before the Spanish catch his cabbit-nictarl self and eats him.
Cogi is banned because i'd be more concerned with a wolf or large dog eating Mao in the near future
>.>
<.<
:mowhappy
Basil is banned because I'm 6'2". You're going to need a really big dog/wolf.
Mao is banned because i never specified that it was in one sitting >:3
Basilisk2150 is banned to protect the rest.
Basilisk is banned for dragging this thread, and Mao, into the gutter.
Corgatha is banned because he got in the way...
llearch is banned by smallpox (http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e268/EWork88/scan0002.jpg)
Basilisk2150 is banned because the box wasn't hurt by the smallpox. Instead "smallbox' should have been used.
Corgatha is banned because that sounds like a nickname for llearch's kid.
I thought llearch's kid was "L'enfant terrible" or something.
Oh, and Black Angel is banned.
Cogi is banned in memory of the elite BoxHound unit and its founder, Averagely-Sized Boss! :B
Ren is banned because I'm going to kill Gerlukovitch doot doot doot
Cog is banned by Censor Ocelot.
VSMIT is banned because this might be handy for a stupid plot device in the sequel.
Cog is banned by a strange prequel story.
VSMIT is banned because I'M GOING TO BE A BOSS~
Cogi is banned because it's time to insert disc 2!
Jairus is banned because
WE MEET AGAIN
BRRRRROOOOOOTHER
LIQUIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!!
...
I mean...
COGIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Um... you're banned.
Jairus is banned by Iroquois Pliskin.
VSMIT is banned by an executioner's axe.
Corgatha is banned for being in such close proximity to the box that he too has caught smallpox
Basilisk is banned, but before he leaves, I'm just going to stand next to him.
No reason...
(wearing a facemask) Llearch is banned so the rest of us can be saved from a disease we should probably all be vaccinated against anyway.
Black_Angel is banned for not calculating low odd, but high risk events and the probability of coming to harm from them.......... Think about automobile accidents....
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because harm comes in all forms not just from cars
E_voyager is banned for AAA is hunting you down for your blasphemy to the auto gods
Basilisk2150 is banned because all the powers of the universe did learn to hiss and curse at this: "my creation! "
E is by a glitch in the system
Basilisk2150 is banned as a cheap mood booster.
Corg is banned because I always seem to miss all the fun. :[
...
BRRROTHERRS! >:O *hops into a Metal Gear Ray and runs off in it*
Ren is banned by a not quite so epic swordfight on top of a government building.
VSMIT is banned because zero wishes to make the fight epic by doing it.
E voyager is banned by a small army of mass produced Metal Gear: Rays
Basilisk is banned by the Death Army (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/DeathArmy.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned by a melted golden control helmet thingy for the army in question.
Llearch is banned for making my Evil Overlord list senses tingle.
Black_angel is banned because there are still idiots in the world.
Pagan is banned. Sssh. My common sense is tingling.
llearch is banned by a schroedinbug.
lleach is banned for having too many superpowers. Acerbic sense of irony, common sense, +1 to hit with spears, etc etc...
Mao is banned and turned into a giant rabbit.
Coggeh is banned by a misplaced quote.
Box is banned by a well-placed quote.
"Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us."
P. J. O'Rourke
Cogidubnus is banned because this quote is sad and :bunnycry
E is banned for unleashing the power of cute. That should only be used by professionals.
Black_angel is banned because :kittencute is weapons grade cute.
VSMIT is banned because I do not see the cute.
Pagan is banned for not seeing cute is a sign of doom! chaos cute come save us all!
E is banned by the necromows... the ultimate sign of cute chaos...
Basilisk is banned with fire! Beware the heretic and the xeno!
Pagan is banned by Commissar Huggs! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/ThereturnofCommissarHuggs.gif)
Commissar huggs is banned by some ork shoota boyz... Jay gets banned in the shoot-out
Bassy is banned because Kharn loev khitten! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/KHARNLOEVKHITTEN.jpg?t=1235193169)
Jubblies is banned for using unregistered weapons-grade cute.
L is banned by a registered weapons-grade cute kitty. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Warning.jpg)
Ren is banned for using cute to smite evil.
Meany is banned because the smite evil power is based on charisma, in which case, cute would be a very nice weapon for smiting evil.
The 1Kobra is banned for rolling six 1s in a row, and phailing to smite any evil at all.
Meany is banned because dual wielders can get 7 attacks a round (9 in 3.5 if epic, and more if a monk), extra attacks which I use to smite evil!
The 1Kobra is banned because the evil smites him first while he's busy explaining.
Meany is banned for interrupting... a knife through the spine has ended his reign of interrupting and terror...
Basilisk is banned because his own spine was forcibly removed from his body by an assassin bioroid.
Ren is banned for the good lord hath blessed me with a spare... his assassin is quickly dispensed with a knife to the CPU, then reprogrammed to take down Ren himself... i sent along a swarm of mows with the assassin, just to make sure the job gets done right... :mowhappy
Basilisk is banned because he shoulda used a :mowninja.
Pagan is banned by a...
:twist
Jay is banned because someone wants to talk to him..
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/OrangeTastingCeremony.png)
Ren is banned for use of images.
meany is banned for his lack of images... or graphic imagery... as such, he his strangled with a length of razor wire, and his body is left in the mens bathroom in a highway rest area...
Basilisk, you are banned because you have angered Alita.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Myangerisbeyondsuper-sonic.jpg)
..Prepare to die. :)
ren is banned for he isn't making any...
(http://adorkablegrrl.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/sense.jpg)
Basilisk is banned because he obviously has never heard about "Battle Angel Alita". :P
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/mY_chEmICaL_LiFe_in_GreenDayville/o_rry.jpg)
Ren is banned because of my skepticism.
Meany is not banned because his scepticism was powerful and inspiring. :B
Ren, however, is banned because his taxes are overdue. :B
Meany is banned because evil is as evil does
E is banned for not being evil enough :kruger
Basilisk is banned because I can be evil towards evil, if that is what it takes to defeat evil. >:]
Ren is banned because if you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. Do not become one who fights monsters.
Pagan is banned for sometimes, when you fight monsters, you have to become one yourself
Pagan is banned because someone has to fight so that others would be able to live peacefully. I shall do it. I am strong enough. I am Ren Gaulen, the Sword of Sorceress! And no evil shall stand against me!
Basilisk is banned because I have vanquished the daemon within. And because Basilisk got in my way.
Ren Gaulen is banned so that i may recharge. power up! cleave and smite!
E is banned for needing to recharge... if i wanted to, i could start cleaving and smiting right now
Basilisk2150 is banned because i was egging Ren on not smiting myself
E is bnned for clarifying.
Meany is banned because i feel the need to rampage but there are no armies around to attack.
E is banned so he can give peace a chance.
Angel is banned because peace can only be bought with bloodshed.
Tyranastrasz is banned to give peas a chance
Voyager is banned by a giant bowl of pea salad.
Tyranastrasz is banned because pea salad just sounds wrong.
E is banned by a group rabid pigs...
Basilisk is banned by a basilisk. No, don't look at it!
cogi is banned for not realizing multiple basilisks in the same area is a recipe for absolute disaster...
Basilisk is banned for causing a disaster without proper supervision.
Meany is banned by being forced to watch bad movies.
Pegan is banned, because he was dead when i got there (tries to hide sniper rifle)*
Basilisk is banned because his accomplice was caught on film and testified against him.
(http://www.verslo.is/home/dantger/sniper_kitten.jpg)
Meany is banned by memes.
Pegan is banned because meany fell for the decoy
Basilisk is banned because that was the decoy Meanie, Annoyie.
Meany is banned by a well placed tactical nuclear weapon... don't mind that beeping briefcase next to you... i'm sure it's just someone's misplaced travel alarm...
:explosion
Basilisk is banned for forgetting that I am a cockroach, and thus immune. :B
Meany is banned for not being immune to the mighty Boot of Stomping.
Corgatha Taldorthar is banned as i boot jack Luigi and boot stoop around for fun.
E is banned because I am tired. *yawn*
Slowtini is banned because I am more tired.
Tyra is banned for i have been woken from my slumber by a dog of immense size... who is demanding attention... and breakfast...
Basil is banned for neglecting his dog.
Mao is banned, for i have lured him here... dukie... breakfast is served
Basilisk is banned because where I'm from, dog meat is an acceptable dish.
Mao is banned for he has a dog attached to his throat and is still managing to communicate... one would think that after the 2 inch long fangs pierced the jugular he'd be down for the count...
Basil is banned because I just checked: There's no dog on my throat.
Mao is banned, because if he doesn't have a dog on his throat, which cabbit did duke just take out?
Basilisk is banned. I want a pet cabbit and he may have killed one of what might be two chances I'll ever have to get one....
Black_angel is banned for trying to make 'pets' of either Boko (http://www.mabsland.com/Boko.html) or myself. You're also banned for not saving Duke from the potential wrath of a very angry creature who has a the ability to do horrid things using magic.
Mao is not banned, and in an offering of peace, i have made multiple avocado, turkey, bacon and cheese sandwiches...
Basilisk2150 is banned for perverting the very purpose of this thread! Shame on you.
Corgatha is banned for his sandwich had cyanide in avocado... :mwaha
Basilisk2150 is banned because there is no assurance he would eat your food.
Corgatha is banned for he misunderstood me... Mao's sandwich is fine... it's yours that has been poisoned... and it also seems that the VX gas has been released into your room... just for good measure...
Basilisk2150 is banned because animated suits of armor do not eat or breathe......
Corgatha is banned and put in a room of pure oxygen.
>:3
Cogi is banned for ruining an antique suit of armour. :<
Ren Gaulen is banned because I've been covered in rust for a while. I'm used to it now.
Corgatha is banned by a Rust Monster. Yay!
llearch is banned by a UPS truck...
Basilisk is banned by an invisible stick. Go get it boy! Go get it!
Black_Angel is banned because that stick hit me in the head. oww! ( got to love an underscore)
e_voyager is banned with a giant magnet.
Mao is banned because my Hyper Mode allows me to stand up despite the strong magnetic field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP4dCBQ5jbM). >:]
Ren is banned because his ban is meaningless and without power!
...
My office blocks most video sites. :<
Mao is banned with a giant spamfilter.
Cogidubnus is banned with an anti-spyware program
Corgatha is banned by sensory overload
Basilisk is banned by Crimson Ripple Overload!!
Ren is banned because that sounds like a bad dessert/afters.
Mao is banned for not pointing out that it could also be some type of drink...
Basilisk is banned by the inevitable math test.
<quotes the Litany Against Fear>
Pagan is banned by a ninja nun.
Ren is banned by a samurai teacher.
Mao Laoren is banned by a knight in armor.
Corgatha is banned by the warrior-poet.
Cogidubnus is banned by a priest-philosopher.
Corgi is banned by a militant monk.
Mao is banned by apathetic mercenaries.
Cogidubnus is banned by axe weilding psychoes.
Corgatha is banned by MEAD. Drink of axe-weilding psychos everywhere. :3
Cogi is banned by the riot police, wielding teargas, tasers, and paintball guns with rubber bullets
Basil is banned by Boko, in the kitchen, with a wrench. (http://www.mabsland.com/BokoAnth/Clue_White.jpg)
Mao Laoren is banned by the rabbit of Caerbannog
Corgatha is banned , for he is mistaken for winnie the pooh by the riot police
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/8741633_eb8ad3be57.jpg?v=0)
Basilisk2150 is banned for secretly being chickenfoot.
Corgatha is banned for i have done well on midterms thus far... and in my exuberance, accidentally set of some rather large fireworks right on top of him
Basilisk is banned for I have conquered another test. Boo-yah!
Pagan is banned because I did well on my Spanish test, but I don't know when my midterms are.
Angel is banned for lacking rather important knowledge for a college/university student...
Basilisk2150 is banned because midterms can always be discovered by simply following the herd along.
Corgatha is banned because i think i need more fireworks... 98% and 93% on the ones i've already take... :)
Basilisk2150 is banned because fireworks are lame. Real men play with high explosives! :P
Corgatha is banned...if "real men" play with high explosives they're miners, demolitions experts, in the army, or in jail... none of those careers really fits with a MD...and prison doesn't sound soo tempting... so yea... i ban you for not carefully thinking through your previous ban
Basilisk is banned by a couple engineering majors, one of whom went on to study medicine in grad school. I don't know anyone who did that, but as an undecided major, I know that your college major can potentially have nothing to do with your career.
Black angel is banned by the forces of indecision.
Corgatha is banned by the forces of awesome >:3
Basilisk is banned. By the power of three, I ban you!
by the the rule of the third magic
Pagan is banned, Pagan is banned , Pagan is banned
trice spoken once fulfilled
Stand back! I'm going to ban E with Science! :B
Ren is banned because of the Wizard's Third Rule.
Mao is banned while i make bacon and eggs... they smell delicious
Basil is banned because I already had those.
Pagan is banned because I vanted Oranj. :<
Ren is banned by fresh orange juice... because it too is delicious...
Basil is banned because I'm just one step away from sweet Spring Break.
Pagan is banned because I've had enough breakages around here.
Pagan is banned because he is already one step within a Magnum Break. :B
MAGNUM BREAK!
:explosion
L is banned as collateral damage.
Ren is banned for i have turned my paper in, and am awaiting a grade... last class tomorrow morning... then i too am on spring break
i ban him in my anticipation of the epicness of this break...
Basilisk is banned and sent back a week. >:3
Cogi is banned for i have left an enraged bear in his room... after the mauling, i replace his morphine drip with water... now he knows what he's tried to do to me >:3
Basilisk is banned because I AM THE BEAR
>:3 >:3 >:3
Cogi is banned with a perfect move to defeat a bear - the Bearhug. :B
Ren Gaulen is banned by itsy bitsy teeny weenie hugs.
Llearch is banned by my policy of quality over quantity in hugs.
The tiny hugs get a big hug, though.
Black_angel is banned (argh, there goes my basil-banning streak) by the bear cavarly (http://www.bruddabear.com/photo/BearCavalry.jpg).
Pagan is banned for misspelling "cavalry."
Angel is banned a swarm of owl-bears...
Basilisk2150 is banned by murals saying read or the owl will eat you.
E is banned by cops, standing by a sign that reads 'DO NOT READ' (http://www.explosm.net/movies/118/)
Basilisk is banned by Lady Summer and her pointy shoes of nad-kicking. :B
Meany is banned by nostalgia.
Pegan is banned for my roommate's mom has given us a cake... and it appears home made... awesome...
Basilisk is banned for forcing me to use the by now cliche 'the cake is a lie' excuse.
Meany is banned because in Soviet Russia, the cake is the truth.. but I can't have it! D:
Ren Gaulen is banned because in Soviet Russia, speedy thing goes in... speedy thing doesn't come out!
Jay is banned because someone has clogged the hyper-spatial tunnel with random trash. :[
Ren Gaulen is banned because we'll just have to send the Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Hyperspace (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WALL-E) class in to clean it up.
Jay is not banned because WALL-E repels all bans.
Ren is banned for his failure to ban... and because i've got cake :3
Basilisk is banned because Keaton has given me delicious cake. c:
Cogi is banned for i am trying hard, yet failing to not turn that into a creepy sexual inuendo...
Basil is banned because I've got all the creepy sexual innuendo that this thread will ever need.
Mao is banned for creepy sexual innuendo.
So is Basilisk. >:[
Cogi is banned for saying something that, if one's mind is the gutter, could be mis-interpreted as innuendo
Basilisk is banned because I almost banned on the wrong page.
Black_Angel is not banned, although she is given a slightly stern look.
Cog is banned by means of a bottle of rather good wine to the back of the head, for failing to notice that I've been in Austria for a whole bloody week even with ample warning time and information to go on.
Stygian is banned with a bottle of sparkling cider. No sense in wasting good wine, that's probably expensive.
Black Angel is banned so that we could get right back to creepy sexual innuendo.
Ren is banned, because that's what she said :U
Basilisk2150 is banned for being so clumsy as letting her speak in the first place, instead of putting her mouth to more useful tasks.
Stygan is banned... because i'd hit that.... WITH A TRUCK!!!
Basilisk is banned because I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/IdhititlikethefistofanangryGod.jpg).
Ren is banned, for i have the power of.... POWERTHIRST (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)
Basilisk2150 is banned because that was wrong! funny wrong but wrong non the less.
E is banned by the power of muffins.
Meany is banned by the powers of JELLO SHOTS!!!!
Basil is banned by bad spelling and bad work with a needle.
Pagan is banned for good work with a good needle.
Meany is banned and arrested for using needles and the illicit substances in such needles.
Kobra is banned by an injection of 3cc human insulin directly into his system... that should give a 230 pound male about 5 minutes before he gets smashed into a coma from lack of blood sugar
(see, you learn all kinds of useful things on your way to becoming a doctor :mowhappy)
Basil is banned by the madness mantras.
Pagan is banned by my high-school drama class's way of getting everyone to be confident on stage (tiptoeing through the halls chanting "We, are, a lit-tle bit CRA-zy! We, are, a lit-tle bit CRA-zy!").
Black_Angel is banned by pac-man the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0&NR=1)
Spanky is banned by Pac-Man, the VG Cats strip (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136).
llearch is banned by the Resident Evil Boob Locator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDoz_WFKec)
Basil is banned by SNOW!
Pagan is banned by Regina.
Boxy is not banned, because that was lovely.
J is banned... by BAWLS, the greatest of mixers to make Jagerbombs :D
Basilisk is banned by the Jaegers.
And by something to make the drink goot.
llearch is banned with the Spark Roast.
Ren Gaulen is banned to stay in practice.
Corgatha is banned for getting out of practice
Basilisk of Baker Street is banned because you don't need to get out of practice to stay in it.
black_angel is banned for having one of these _ in her name.
Scorpio is banned for failing to dodge
Basilisk2150 is banned by plot device #3
E_Voyager is banned by my mcguffin
Corg is banned by a stray shot from a Chekhov's gun.
Ren is banned by a shot from HK-47. I was too lazy to do it myself.
Mao Laoren is banned because HK-47 has far more awesomeness than he does.
Corgatha is banned because HK-47 has been reprogrammed to hunt empty suits of armor, and destory them...
Basilisk is banned because I have a mow and I'm not afraid to use it. >:[
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/lolRagnarok/MowKnight.gif)
It's armed and the safety's off. >:[
Ren is banned because Mows are just annoying, not lethal.
Corg is banned because he, being completely inorganic, should be afraid. >:]
Ren is banned for using RO spirtes.. and not once using the Monk or Champion! Sheesh!
Mao is banned because screw monks! Swordsmen are superior! D:<
Ren is banned for bringing a sword to a gunfight
Basilisk is banned because all he has is bullets and the hope that when his gun is empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, he'll be dead before he has reloaded.
Ren Gaulen is banned, although he gets his oranj in the end.
Cogi is not banned because he gave me Oranj. :3
Ren is banned for his failure to ban Cogi...
Cogi is not banned... because he's lucky... though he is given a glare and the shake of an angry fist
Basilisk is passively banned by myself, Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, and Dr. Seuss, because it's his birthday.
Black_angel is banned by my broken keyboard fixed by my alter ego while i waited.
e_voyager is banned for taking the phrase "the best conversations are with ones self" a little too literally.
Mao Laoren is banned because that phrase should be taken literally. I've noticed that other people are terrible conversationalists.
Corgi is banned for trying too hard.
Mao is banned being lenient.
Pagan is banned for unclear grammar. Do you mean you banned him leniently, or are you banning him FOR being lenient? "Banned being lenient" allows for a little stretching.