Spanky is banned for wanting to replace me with something that cannot possibly be me.
VSMIT is banned for thinking that anything could possibly replace him.
Jairus is banned for not rigging up a teddy bear that play this (http://www.coucoucircus.org/ost/generique.php?id=590)for Vsmit
Spanky is banned for Rickrolling us.
Alfalfa is banned because i have now clue what it means to rick roll some one.
Spanky is banned due to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for actually Rick Rolling us. That's Wildy-san class low, dude.
Jairus is banned for calling the box low. It was done with my still immobile right arm.
Mowser is banned for being tall.
Oh, and Jai? If you don't recognise that particular youtube video on sight, then you're not fit to be on the Internet. Not after youtube themselves rickrolled everyone with it on April 1...
llearch is banned for not coming up with a better ban.
Mowser is banned because I noticed him.
llearch is banned for noticing me...O... O...ozzy's in a pickle!
Moswer is banned because Ozzy's in a pickle.
And llearch, I do know what Rick Rolling is. However, since I tend to quickly close any page that leads to that particular video, I haven't exactly memorized the address. And can we please call me Jay? "Jai" is too easy to mispronounce.
Jairus is banned for having relations with a potato.
Slowtini is banned because, much like poor Rincewind, he has deep unfulfilled desires for potatoes, and likes to project these desires onto other beings.
Jairus is banned because i've still not clicked on the link that boxy posted. well that and this http://www.ozyandmillie.org/
e_voyager is banned for not clicking on the link that Boxy posted. You must click on it, or else the prank doesn't work!
Besides, how is Ozy in a pickle, when he's in fact in a yin-yang?
Jairus is banned for the point eludes him (not that i know it either)
e_voyager is banned because we're both confused, and now we're demanding an explanation!
Jairy is banned because he can't run as fast as Rincewind.
Oh, and memorising the link means you don't have to click on it, which means you avoid being rickrolled...
llearch is banned because he can't run as fast as Rincewind either.
Cogidubnus is banned because no one can run like Rincewind when he is truly terrified. Of course, no one can fight like Rincewind when he is truly terrified either...
Jairus is banned for frightening Rincewind.
VSMIT is banned for daring to oppose Cohen, the man who cheated Fate... Literally!
Jairus is banned while i try to read his gene map.
e_voyager is banned for reading a story without letters. Which is like singing the songs without words (extra points if you know what I'm talking about).
VSMIT is banned for trying to bribe us with extra points.
e_voyager is banned because said extra points are still up for grabs.
VSMIT is banned because no, No they're not. I just stole them. :mwaha
Slowtini is banned for stealing the points. Bad freaky mutant pokémon!
VSMIT, are you talking about 4'33"?
Jairus would like the 1812 overture but was banned before he could hear it.
e_voyager would like to listen to the Unfinished Symphony, but unfortunately he was banned before it was finished.
Jairus is banned by the symphony of space.
(http://www.onetonnemusic.com/mt-static/archives/astrocat.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because that cat is freaking me out.
Jairus is banned because ferrets are scarier then cats
e_voyager is banned because rabid cats are scarier than ferrets. Besides, have you ever seen Yuuno Scrya from Nanoha? He's cute!
Jairus might say the same about Pururun form Kyattō Ninden Teyandee (also known as poly ester)
e_voyager is banned for 2 things. 1st, not actually banning me. And 2nd, for referencing something that I have never heard of, and can't get helpful information on.
Jairus is banned for not using his search engine to find this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Pizza_Cats#The_Samurai_Pizza_Cats
e_voyager is banned for not mentioning the Samurai Pizza Cats in his initial post. Had he done so, I would have looked them up.
Jairus is banned by the Samurai Pizza Cats.
Slowtini is banned by the most feared Anime organization in history: the Samurai Pizza cats the Rare Hunters!
Jairus is banned because the Rare Hunters are really called the Ghouls.
Proof: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rare_Hunters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI).
VSMIT is banned for trying to RickRoll me.
Jairus is banned because I didn't succeed.
VSMIT is banned because it was a good attempt, and would have succeeded if I hadn't accidentally chose to "Copy Link," leading me to realizing what it was.
Jairus is banned for complimenting me.
VSMIT is banned for not accepting a compliment.
Jairus is banned because this (http://www.google.com/search?q=Kyatt%C5%8D+Ninden+Teyandee&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a) is a Google search for Kyattō Ninden Teyandee which gets more better hits ( and they used to be better the SPC)
e_voyager is banned for using the phrase "more better" in a sentence.
Jairus is banned because i couldn't spell the word arcuate and got tired of trying. hence the discontinuity in my typing.
e_voyager is banned because I think he meant to say "I couldn't spell the word accurately and got tired of trying."
Jairus finally understands but it is too late. he has already been banned
e_voyager is banned because I am finally starting to comprehend him. It's a scary thought.
Jairus is banned by the Unbegun Symphony.
Boxy is banned by the Unplanned Symphony.
Jairus is banned for being the conductor of the Unplanned Symphony.
Ryudo Lee is banned for great justice.
Mowser is banned for just a little bit of justice.
llearch is banned for not unleashing every Zig.
Mowser is banned because he has no chance to survive make your time.
VSMIT is banned because currently two of his eggs are developing cracks, and he has yet to enforce the dragon enclosure.
Jairus is banned because now I am enforcing it.
VSMIT is banned because I should have written it as "reinforced."
Jairus is banned for not getting it right the first time.
Mowser is banned for semantics.
VSMIT is banned because Mowser was right.
Jairus is banned because people who admit when they're wrong should be in higher numbers, and banning him should get them to come and defend him.
Black_angel is banned because she demonstrates a rare strain of honesty and understanding. We need to stamp that out.
Jairus is banned for trying to stomp out Black_Angel and those like her. Really I'm just opposed to anything that has to do with stomping.
Mowser is banned because A) I was being sarcastic and B) I said "stamp" not stomp and C) STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP!!!!
Jairus is banned for not realizing that A) I was playing along with his sarcasm ( I know he wouldn't stamp that out) B) In this case 'stamp'ing something out can be contextually the same as stomping it out (with the latter making more sense to me) and C) That's just not cool man. More mice die that way.
Mowser is banned because not only do I not really have a problem with mice (only the disease infested kind, and you're not one of them), but if you ever checked out the Agony Booth forum you'd find that everyone basically gets along with Jet, the resident plague rat.
Jairus is banned for referencing a forum other than this one! Blasphemer!
Mowser is banned because some of us do post elsewhere... though I will admit I've been spending a lot more time here over the past week and a half than I have at the Agony Booth. Seriously, check that place out, if just for the reviews of bad movies. They make Batman and Robin tolerable.
Jairus is banned by the Spanish Inquisition! Our three weapons are 1) Fear 2) Surprise and 3)..there is no third thing.
Cardinal Fang, read the charges!
Mowser is banned because he is hereby charged that he did on diverse dates commit acts of Heresy against the Holy Church!
Jairus is banned as he seems to attract my bans more then others.
e_voyager is banned because I'm trying to make sense of his last banning. "Attract" or "attack?"
Jairus is banned for coming out of the wrong box...
Mowser is banned because Jairy didn't come out of me at all.
Boxy is banned because I came out of a police box. That was weird.
Jai-Jai is banned for unauthorized use of a TARDIS.
Boxy is banned for two reasons.
1st, it isn't unauthorized if it was an accident.
2nd, I need to change my signature.
Jairus is banned for not having a comprehensive enough sig.
Mowser is banned because I though that I had made it plenty clear between this and several other threads (including my bloody introduction thread!), and I am now waiting for someone else to come up with some permutation of "Jay-rus" (that is how it is pronounced, it is not pronounced like "Jyrras").
Jairus is banned for having a name that too closely resembles a member of the DMFA cast.
Mowser is banned because I was as surprised as anyone else! I started at the beginning of the strip, and Jyrras became my favorite character within about a hundred strips. Heck, we even have the same favorite color (blue)! When I signed up for the forum, I decided to use it because it was too perfect not to use.
Jaibles is banned for being too easy to tease.
The boxy one is banned for thinking everyone has rhinoceros hide like he does.
Mowser is banned for not having rhinoceros hide like everyone else.
VSMIT is banned because not everyone is well-equipped to deal with teasing. And Boxy and Mowser (hey, that sounds like a webcomic) are banned because both of them are right.
Jairus is banned because he obviously doesn't have the tease defenses.
VSMIT is banned because he's right. Why do you think I always spent my lunches and free periods in the library back in high-school? I mean, I've gotten better since then, but still.
Jairus is banned because that's basically what I did too, just I ate in the band room, not the library.
VSMIT is banned because I ended up skipping lunch most of the time: it wasn't that the cafeteria food was bad, it's just that I didn't like it. And there was usually a class in the band room during my lunch period.
Jairus is banned for not liking cafeteria food.
VSMIT is banned for trying to ban Jairus over not liking Cafeteria Food... egads that stuff is worse than the teasing.
Mowser is banned because sometimes the cafeteria food is good stuff. Like when they do nachos.
VSMIT is banned for being lucky enough to have nachos! CURSE YOU!
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?" "Na-cho cheese."
Mowser and VSMIT are both banned because part of the problem of the cafeteria is that there are other students there. I was the weird kid who never really fit into any group (funny how most of my characters are like that too). My nickname in high school was so prevalent that people who hadn't seen me in the two years after I graduated thought that my nickname was my real name.
Jairus is banned for not calling me on my 'cheesy' joke.
Mowser is banned because it was so bad it wasn't even worth calling attention to.
Jairus is banned for not telling us his nickname. One of my friends was known by his last name. Here's something funny that came out of that:
"Hey, what's (name removed to protect the innocent)'s last name?"
VSMIT is banned because, to be quite frank, Jay-Jay is better than my nickname. I'd rather avoid being called this name again. I was called it for six ----ing years (counting that damned two year gap when that idiot of a classmate of mine thought it was really my name), and I do not want you guys to call me it.
Jairus is banned for building it up too much. It only makes people more curious to know it.
Mowser is banned for being right.
Wait... :<
You're all banned because my nickname was Ralph Wiggum. I'm dead serious.
Jairus is banned because I'm sorry for his nickname.
VSMIT is banned because in my third year they started calling me "Ralphie." Urgh.
Jairus is banned, again, because I'm sorry.
VSMIT is banned because now you know why Jay-Jay isn't so bad.
Oh, and your eggs are getting close to hatching.
Jairus is banned by a mob of hugging fan girls.
(and yes i said attract as in magnetic attraction)
e_voyager is banned for allowing a mob in this place.
:erk Mowser and e_voyager are banned because I'm wondering when the heck I got fangirls!
Jairus is banned for not realizing that Jyrras has fan girls and that since he resembles Dr. Jyrras form San Wilder's book. (fan girls like the bad boy image you know) he's a fair target.
e_voyager is banned for making me want to hide in my closet with all the lights off.
Jairus is banned because my dragons aren't close to hatching yet.
VSMIT is banned because I don't know how long it takes for dragons to hatch. But they are getting closer.
Jairus is banned for not having dragons of his own to ward of VSMIT's... for that matter, I may have to get me one of them...
Mowser is banned because I'm starting to wonder where you could get one. I've always been partial to blue...
Jairus is banned because it is actually really easy to get a dragon. (http://dragcave.ath.cx/)
VSMIT is banned because I just got one, and it's my favorite color! Now let's see if I can't kill it.
Jairus is banned because I already know what kind of dragon that will grow up to be.
VSMIT is banned for not telling me, unless he wants to keep it a surprise, in which case he's banned for keeping it a secret.
Jairus is banned for not sharing his odd-shaped gumballs.
Slowtini is banned because I wanted to ban Jairus.
If you want to know, I'll PM it to you.
VSMIT is banned because I'm curious. Sure, why not? Unfortunately, I have a feeling that it might take me a try or two to get one to hatch, but we'll find out.
Jairus is banned because the PM is sent.
You're banned because that's awesome.
You can make it, little dragon!
Jairus is banned for liking my dragon.
VSMIT is banned because his seem to be doing well.
Argh! I'm back! But my nemesis is off in the country side. Drat... Ah well, I think that you, Jay, will make a good advesary. So you are banned by the light of my glorious return.
Pagan is banned by my awesome forces of evil and darkness! Fear Doctor Jyrras' new costume!
Jaibles is banned because he amuses me.
The box is banned because I've got a new avatar to celebrate my return!
Pagan is banned because I can't make out his avatar.
And Boxy is banned because I have to modify my sig. Again.
Jairy is banned for not paying more attention.
llearch is banned for not having the sloth picture up at the time of this posting. It's my favorite.
Mowser is banned for not asking about the sloth picture; avatar and sig are both random, and as such, I have little control over which one is visible at any time (other than, obviously, removing all the others...)
On the other hand, there is always the credits link...
llearch is banned for thinking I didn't know that they were random... and further banned for pointing out the obvious that I should have just clicked the link! Just to top it off... he is completely and utterly banned for making me want to ask about the sloth picture now...
edit:*ACK*NO! Not that place!
Mowser is banned because I can.
Ryudo is banned for not euthanizing his cube.
Mowser is banned because I miss his old avatar.
And Boxy, you have far too much time on your hands. And you remind me of the jerks from high school that left me unable to make many friends.
Jairus is banned because I like my new avatar and for not learning to enjoy the box. Sure he's harsh, but it's all in good fun.
Sure... just like the glue in my locker's lock...
Mowser is banned because I like the Box, it's just that every time he comes up with a new nickname it reminds me of high school.
Jairus is banned because the glue trick is easily solved with any sort of cutting tool. Use as needed on either the lock or the bully.
Mowser is banned because the glue was inside the lock, however they managed that. Fortunately, it was a padlock and easy to replace. As for the using the cutting tool on a bully... I don't know exactly who did it and I'm a bit like Abel in that I feel slightly sick whenever I see injuries: me causing one might actually make me throw up.
Jairus is banned because while my school didn't have lockers, someone still pranked us by putting glue in a lot of the Senior teachers' door locks. It sucked.
VSMIT is banned because I can do one better. In my Junior year, some of the seniors put glue inside pretty much every classroom lock in the school as their prank. The school had to call in locksmiths to pop the ruined locks and each one had to be replaced. Needless to say, my class didn't do a senior prank.
Jairus is banned for not knowing that you use the cutting tool on the locking bar itself and move on.. you don't try and cut the glue out, that's too much work for any kind of lock.
Mowser is banned because it was a combination lock-style padlock: I can't exactly get a cutting tool into the loop's locking hole to pop the lock. Of course, there's the additional problem that you are implying that I had a "cutting tool" at a high school. I'd have been expelled if they'd found it.
Jairus is banned because we almost lost our Senior week because of it.
VSMIT is banned because he had a "Senior Week." We had, like, a Senior Day. Oh, and because your dragons seem to be doing nicely.
Jairus is banned for not having even a crack in his egg yet.
Mowser is banned because I've only had it 18 hours. And I have a feeling that this one might not make it...
Ja-Ja is banned because he's far too easy to wind up; time on my hands is one thing it doesn't take...
La-La is banned because he seems incapable of finding someone else to annoy.
Jairus is banned because as long as his egg is in the view of most of this forum, it'll hatch.
VSMIT is banned because he's probably right.
Jairus is banned for not realizing that boxy verbally brutalizes all of us. *It's just that some of us like it...*
Mowser is banned for making me retreat slightly from from my computer screen in slight fear.
Jairodent is banned for avoiding the cute licky face.
LaBoxy is banned because I was retreating from the thought that someone enjoyed your little barbs.
Jairus is banned for finally realizing that you should join them if you can't beat them. It's waaaay more fun that way.
Mowser is banned because yes, yes it is.
Jay is banned because ya'll were way busy when I was asleep.
Pagan is banned for not sleeping more.
Mowser is banned because I have somewhat... erratic... sleeping habits. Suffice to say, staying up till one or two in the morning isn't that unusual for me.
Jay's banned because one or two in the morning is weak! Go to five or six daily, then we'll talk.
Pagan is banned because I have to get up at seven.
Jairus is banned for still not staying up 'till 5~6. C'mon man! Live a little. I go into my office on little or no sleep all the time. Though I'm a programmer so people seem to expect me to seem unpleasant by default so it's hard to notice that I've simply gone without sleep.
Mowser...
I'm a twenty-year old college senior who went to precisely one dance in high school (back in my Freshman year), I had one girlfriend who broke up with me (though to be fair we were on that way anyway) who had a kid the last time I saw her, I played video games the night of my senior prom, the only time I drink alcohol of any kind is at my parent's house, I had about three or four friends in high school who I haven't spoken with in three years, I've never enjoyed sports, I've done theater since I was seven, and I have no social life. The only "friends" I have per se are people on forums like this, where the odds are high that unless I bump into them at something like Anthrocon I am never going to meet them. Ever.
In short, you are banned because I do not "live a little"
Eh, not that long ago I was the same as you.. with the exception that I was into sports (but was still a loner) and that I fought back in high school by getting into the punk/goth scene at the time and being fortunate enough to get friends who gave me the courage to fight back (though alot of it was due to pent up anger that had finally found a target: the people who made me angry).
In short: You're banned for reminding me of myself not to long ago. I hope you get to come to enjoy life as much as I do if not more.
Mowser is banned because this forum is honestly one of the few places where I've found people as nuts and weird as I am. Plus, ever since I got to work on my fantasy novel, it makes things more... interesting.
Jay is banned because, as said by the hottest Chili Peppers, "this life is more than just a read-through."
Pagan is banned because the ghostly painter looks like a ghostly janitor, mop mop mopping all day long...
I was wondering when someone would mention that. I was painting the floor with a wall-brush. So yeah, it *looks* like a mop, but it isn't. Swear to the heathen gods.
So you're banned cause you were wrong.
Pagan is banned because he used a picture of himself in his avatar - even if it is altered.
Jairus is banned because I wanted to do that one...
VSMIT is banned for not being a little quicker on the uptake that time. You'll get it next time!
Jairus is banned by the licky tongue.
Mowser is banned because he's a mouse, not a Lickitung.
Jairus is banned for referencing Pokemon.
VSMIT is banned because... hmm... aha! You're banned because the Mows say so. :mowtongue
Pagan is banned because :batman says that it's weird to use :mowhappy as a reason for anything.
Jay's banned because he shares a nickname with a close friend of mine.
Pagan is banned for... being a pagan, I guess...
VSMIT is banned because there's nothing wrong with being a pagan.
Jay is banned because ... well... dangit, where's a shining finger when you need one...
Pagan is banned because I don't believe in shining fingers... unless they're attached to a Gundam.
Yeah, but that was kinda Ren's gimmick in this thread. I come back to the forum and my arch-enemy is gone for two weeks? What the hell.
You're banned because he's out in the country for three weeks... check the thread he put up in the villa.
Dude, I came back yesterday and the day he left was about a week ago. It's closer to two now than three. You're banned because I *did* check his outro thread in the villa.
Pagan is banned by VSMIT's four baby dwagons.
Larch is banned for using baby tawk.
Jairus is banned because I wanted to ban the box for using my dragons in a ban. He should have used his big black boots.
VSMIT is banned with a power level of OVER 9000!!!
Mowser is banned for using a dated internet reference. And I don't think my egg's gonna make it.
How do those things work? How should I help save it? You are banned for not being informative.
Pagan is banned because Jairus's egg will make it. It's only been a day since you got it, man.
VSMIT is banned because... well, you said so.
You are still banned. You haven't told me how to help yet. Am I suppose to click on it?
You're banned because that would be nice.
Jairus is banned for banning too much.
Mowser is banned because it's fun!
Jairus is banned because it's intellectually stimulating.
VSMIT is banned for not signing up for one of jay-jay's lectures on "the use of as a weapon. "
E's banned because my right eye is burning.
Pagan's banned for being a ghostly painter. Seriously, why not call yourself the Phantom Painter?
And e_voyager is banned because his post didn't make sense. What's "the use of as a weapon" supposed to mean.
Jairus is banned for not being evil enough to see the word cute in the post.
e_voyager is banned because it wasn't there. And because you flunked out of my seminar.
Jairus is banned for not realizing that that's why he's not evil enough.
e_voyager is banned for not getting more people for IF.
VSMIT is banned because I have star power! Carry Me Home: Expert! Oh yeah!
Pagan is banned because I get the feeling that this is a reference to a video game that I've never heard of.
Jairus is banned for not knowing what Guitar Hero is.
VSMIT is banned because I've heard of Guitar Hero, I've just never played it.
Jairus is banned because his diction was incorrect when he banned Pagan, if what you say is true.
VSMIT is banned because how exactly is my diction wrong?
Quote from: Jairus on July 17, 2008, 12:05:10 AM
Pagan is banned because I get the feeling that this is a reference to a video game that I've never heard of.
Jairus is banned because I don't have to say anything else.
VSMIT is banned because I have learned a new thing! Hoo-ah!
Pagan is banned for getting in the way of this. I was referring to a game that I had not heard of. How would you phrase it?
Jairus is banned because you said that you've heard of Guitar Hero, and Pagan's original comment:
Quote from: Pagan on July 17, 2008, 12:03:12 AM
VSMIT is banned because I have star power! Carry Me Home: Expert! Oh yeah!
Is from Guitar Hero.
I would have phrased it like this:
"Pagan is banned because I've never played that game."
Although that doesn't account for the possibility of not even knowing what "that game" is.
But I'm not an English major. Don't even like the classes. So I'll stop there.
VSMIT is banned for have more skill at the English language then i.
e_voyager is banned because it's not something to worry about, most of the rules of English are fairly flexible as far as I can tell. Why do you think I use "they" and "them" as gender-neutral singular pronouns?
Jairus is banned because they are watching. they are always watching.
e_voyager is banned because I am Them.
Jairus is banned.
Spanky is banned for stopping my conversation with Jairus.
Jairus is banned because using "him" can also be construed as gender-neutral. Although it's a shame that English (American, anyway) automatically defaults to male when mentioning a person who they haven't met before, it has been done that way for a long time, probably some remnant of the old "no rights for women" phase of history.
But I also use "they" and "them" for gender-neutral. It just seems more "right."
VSMIT is banned for being an incomplete prophet. "Them" and "They" are used as gender-neutral singlular pronouns but they are have been, are, and will be gender-neutral plural pronouns. "Him" is the only gender-neutral singlular pronoun in American English. Yes it's sexist, but it's grammatically proper and shorter than saying "him or her." I'm lazy and a grammar nazi. So sue me.
VSMIT is banned for starting to call me spanky.
Pagan is banned for being too formal.
e_voyager is banned because we should get back to silly reasons for banning people. Or, we could stay with this interesting discussion of semantics, and eventually get into what is the difference between a dialect and an accent...
Tell ya what, someone ban me for being indecisive.
Jay's banned because I do not know the difference between an accent and a dialect. Please share.
Pagan is banned for misreading what I said earlier.
Quote from: Pagan on July 17, 2008, 01:34:01 AM
"Him" is the only gender-neutral singlular pronoun in American English.
Which is why I said
Quote from: VSMIT on July 17, 2008, 01:07:38 AM
Although it's a shame that English (American, anyway) automatically defaults to male
VSMIT is banned because I want to explain this to Pagan.
Okay, a dialect is basically kept within one language. Take the English language, for example. So, you have an English dialect, an Australian dialect, a Californian dialect, a Cockney dialect, an Irish dialect, a Scottish dialect... etc etc. It's a type of pronunciation within a language, basically.
An accent is what you have when you normally speak one language and then you speak another: it's kind of a carry-over from your normal language. So, you can have a French accent, an English accent (yes it's possible), a Russian accent, a Japanese accent... etc etc.
Well, that's just the quick rundown that my mom drilled into me from the moment I started theater.
And everyone is banned for not banning me for being indecisive.
Jairus is banned because I was going to, but Pagan sniped me, so I removed that line.
VSMIT is banned because, while yes, you did say most of what I reiterated, you did not mention that the plural status of "them" and "they"
Thank you, Jay.
And a ban to Jairus, because there is only one man into whose eyes I wish to gaze. It is not you, nor a kangaroo rat nor a spotted feline.
Pagan is banned for not telling us who it is.
Jairus is banned.
Pagan is likewise banned because of this:
Quote from: VSMIT on July 17, 2008, 01:07:38 AM
But I also use "they" and "them" for gender-neutral. It just seems more "right."
VSMIT is banned for not giving a reason for banning me, you grammarphile.
Jairus is banned because I'm not the one with an English Major.
VSMIT is banned because I'm working on an English Major.
Jairus is banned because it seems the most of us are working on one degree or another. I'm currently CS, but that is likely to change. Hate English classes, but I do enjoy the subject matter.
Pagan is banned. No, you're not allowed to know why.
llearch is banned because the recycling truck went by and picked up all of the cardboard.
Mowser is banned because the truck left the oak sideboard...
llearch is banned because once again....Ozzy's in a pickle!
Mowser is banned for putting Ozzy in a pickle.
VSMIT is banned for underappreciating a good pickle. I prefer the crisp ones, myself.
Cogidubnus is banned for pickle abuse.
llearch is banned for only banning Cogidubnus for that one... there's a whole world full of teenage males who are likely guilty of that you know.
Mowser is banned for slightly creeping me out. That's not right!
Jayrussy is banned for being creeped out.
Nana is banned for being the worst lurker on the forum (by a good margin).
Jairus is banned because his dragon is about to hatch.
VSMIT is banned because I know.
VSMIT is banned for having a captivating avatar.
Jairus is banned for attempting to catch up with my posting spree.
llearch is banned because I know my avatar's captivating. It's why I chose it.
Boxy is banned because the only reason I'm posting so much is because I haven't had this much fun in so long
VSMIT is banned for not somehow finding a more captivating avatar.
Jairus is banned because I've got one with a bunch of grammar stuff in it, if he wants me to switch to that one.
VSMIT is banned for fish.
llearch is banned for giving away the meaning of life.
Mowser is banned for ;-].
VSMIT is banned because I'm curious about this other avatar.
Jairus is banned for being more cute than evil.
Cogidubnus is banned because he really isn't all that cute... :U
Edit: Just want to make it clear that I'm referring to Jairus.
Mowser is banned for being more evil than cute...
VSMIT is banned for having a great avatar.
Jairus is banned because I really like it, too.
You're all banned for being such utter wusses and apparently having nothing better to do with your time!
Stygian is banned because if we have nothing better to do with our time, what is he doing posting in this thread?
Jairus is banned for being right!
VSMIT is banned for falsely claiming someone to be right with neither reason nor evidence to his words!
OBJECTION! Stygian is banned because despite his implications that he has something better to do with his time, he is still here posting in this thread!
While I have to ban Jairus, I also agree with him. You obviously don't have anything to do. I actually do, but am putting it off for a little bit.
SO THERE.
VSMIT is banned for for procrastination. It's like every male teens favorite hobby.. in the end you only....eh.. yourself.
Mowser is banned because I'm at work right now, with nothing to do.
VSMIT is banned because I shouldn't be here right now, I should be working on a powerpoint presentation about Maguire's Wicked.
Jairus is banned because I, like VSMIT, am at work with nothing to do, wishing I had something to do.. and you are at home with something to do wishing you could avoid doing it.
Mowser is banned because he's right. Curse you, sir. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed.
Jairus is banned for cursing Mowser.
VSMIT is banned because I don't believe in cursing. Well, except for cursing at. Go boil your head, sir.
Jairus is banned because I fart in his general direction. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!
Mowser is banned because a common European swallow is unable to carry a coconut.
Jairus is banned because my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
VSMIT is banned because that is as you wish.
Jairus is banned because it's all inconceivable!
Mowser is banned because he keeps using that word: I do not think it means what you think it means.
Jairus is banned by Humperdinck. Humperdinck. Humperdinck. Humperdinck.
Why'd you say that name - you promised me that you would never say that name! I'm not listening! You're banned!
Jairus is banned because there's more than 30.
Anybody want a peanut?
Boxy is banned because there's no more rhyming! I mean it!
Jairus is banned because there might be rocks ahead.
VSMIT is banned because if there are, then we'll all be dead.
Jairus is banned because we're in the Pit of Despair.[/wheezy voice]
VSMIT is banned because *cough, hack, disgusting cough, choke* he shouldn't even think of trying to escape
Jairus is banned because I am not left handed.
VSMIT is banned because I am left handed!
Mowser is dead because we need a holocaust cloak.
VSMIT is banned because I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Black_angel is banned because this movie banning spree is :deadhorse and she was the last I saw to post.
Mowser is banned because of true love.
Jairus is banned to blave.
VSMIT is banned because if you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Jairus is banned to go storming the castle.
VSMIT is banned because it'll take a miracle. Buh-bye!
I love this movie as much as others, but seriously. Ya'll are banned for over-use.
Pagan is banned because you can never have enough of The Princess Bride! It's got everything: fighting, monsters, giants, fencing, true love...
Jairus is banned because we really should pick a different movie.
Jairus is banned for disagreeing with Pagan. He's right dammit! *hits with banhammer*
Vsmit is banned for wanting to pick another movie. *hits with banhammer*
Mowser is banned because I don't like sand. It's scratchy and rough, and it gets everywhere...
Jairus is banned because- Gods no!- we are not going there.
Pagan is banned because I am leaving you in the heart of a dead world, like you left me, buried alive, buried alive...
Jairus is banned because I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
VSMIT is banned by the power of tropes.
Pagan is banned by the power of Greyskull!
Pagan is banned because I have the power!
Jairus is banned because I stole his power.
VSMIT is banned because I have the Power of Love! Okay, not really. Does anyone know a nice girl I could talk to who happens not to have a boyfriend?
Jairus is banned because I do, but she doesn't live anywhere near you.
VSMIT is banned for condemning me to lonely Saturday nights alone in my apartment... oh wait, I visit my parent's every weekend so I'm never at home on Saturday nights, never mind.
Jairus is banned for blaming his predicament on others.
Mowser is banned because I was being sarcastic, and because I know that if I actually got off of the internet and got out and had a life I'd have a chance at dating...
Wait a minute, now I'm back to blaming you people for my problems!
Jairus is banned because it is his own fault that he found this place.
VSMIT is banned because he's right. On the other hand, this is one of the few places where I have fun talking to other people, rather than just forcing conversation... well, whatever the proper term for forum-speak is, anyway.
Jairus is banned. Yeah this place is good like that. It's not the reason for the ban; there isn't one.
Pagan is banned for not having` a religion named after him
e_voyager is banned because a pagan is simply someone who doesn't follow one of the mainstream religions. It's kind of a catch-all term for everything that doesn't neatly fit.
Jairus is banned for not understanding what i said.
(i never said he had a religion named after him i said he was banned for not have a religion named after him)
e_voyager is banned because you can't have a religion called Paganism, because that's almost a contradiction in terms.
Jairus is banned for taking it too seriously. after all the voyagers aren't a religion either
e_voyager is banned because I'm really glad that there isn't a Jairusites cult or a DMFA cult... well, outside of us, anyway.
Jairus is banned because his last invent shorted out and knocked a temporary hole in space, time and dimension.
I know: I just spoke with Jyrras, and he's very impressed with it. He would like to warn you, however, that your alternate counterpart - f_voyager - is currently running around the city naked, and that such interdimensional holes can lead to counterparts briefly acting like one another. Now, if you excuse me, I need to go wring my tail.
Jairus is banned. I wonder how many people think that I'm actually a pagan.
Pagan is banned because I don't think he's a pagan. Otherwise, I'd have a mental image of that washed-out picture of you dancing naked on a hilltop beneath the full moon, and we can't have that can we?
...
Oh, gods above and below. *goes to find the brain bleach*
Jay's banned because he did it to himself. Silly fool.
Pagan's banned because I still can't get it out, and now I have a mental image of naked women with you...
Wait, they're pointing at you and laughing. Okay, mind feels better now.
That's a burn ban. You're banned in retaliation.
Pagan is banned because it was totally worth it imagining your facial expression.
Jairus is banned because that reminds me of a song... I don't feel like sharing though.
Pagan is banned because...
Once in every show, there comes a song like this.
It starts off soft and slow, and ends up with a kiss.
Oh where, is the song, that goes like this?
A sentimental song that cast a magic song.
They only hum along: we'll overact like hell.
Oh this is the song that goes like this.
So very thoroughly confused. And for this, you are banned. Jairus ... you need a last name. or a title or something, for crowe's sake.
You are banned for wanting to have a last name to call me.
How about Stargazer? It's the name of... well... there's no real proper english term for it, so call it a Nakama (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nakama)... that exists in my fantasy universe. Long story short: don't piss them off. Legends say that they are fearless, and that they can frighten armies into submission by simply laying a hand on their sword's hilt, and that one once fought a dragon to a standstill without using a drop of magic...
No, that's a little too Sue-ish for my tastes. Besides, at some point I'd mention a Jairus Stargazer in canon and I'd never get the end of it.
I don't know, make something up and if I like it I'll confirm it.
You're lucky I'm a troper. I think it was VSMIT what got me into that thing. Ban him.
Hmm... I ban you, Jairus ... Lorebreather?
Lorebreather... it's got an interesting sound to it, like a fantasy version of a narrator or a storyteller. Hm... I'll think about it.
Oh, and you are banned by the blade of Skaira Stargazer, wielder of the ebony blade Stigmata, who once defeated the mighty dragon Annwyn in single combat without the use of magic! And then married her and had a kid. Wow, you can only imagine how epic their foreplay was!
Dear. . . Crowe. . .
Be banned by the power of nerd sex.
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Dear. . . Crowe. . .
Be banned by the power of nerd sex.
Oh, it gets worse... the mighty dragon Annwyn was an archeologist and researcher, so she was
literally a nerd! Also consider that Annwyn already had twin children from a previous engagement... and both of those kids are full-blooded dragons. Imagine the foreplay that two mighty nigh-immortal beasts who are capable of flying and armed not only with tremendous physical abilities but nigh-mastery of magic can enjoy...
And that's not even scratching the tip of the iceberg... I have a really interesting idea for a scene between two characters, both of whom are drunk out of their skulls and would normally not do anything and in fact will not remember any of it the next morning...
You may bring out the brain bleach now.
And you're banned because I don't know who "Crowe" is.
A heathen flavored swear I made. Jesus N. Crowe. Crow has the same amount of syllables as christ and the initial sound is similar. Not too mention that crowes are seen as somewhat demonic, so that adds to the sacrelige.
You are banned by exposistion.
You're banned because I just use "By the gods" or "Oh your gods" or "Godsdammit" or simply "gods." That way, I'm not only fair to everyone - especially people who (like me) don't believe in any gods - I'm also invoking the power and wrath of every god that has ever existed... which coul;d very well be a "You're screwed" moment, don't you think?
That works, but I just prefer mine. You're banned 'cause you're making me read a ton of tropes over here man, jeez...
You're banned because you're starting to catch onto my evil plan...
It's barely working though. I know most of these. Really I'm just skimming.
You are banned because I should be working on this character sheet...
Oh, are you going to join up with The Mad God's Masque and Bellicose Ball, or some other thing? Because if you are, you're banned because I'm only thinking about it.
You should. RPs are fun man. And the fact that you either remembered the entire title of Cog's game or looked it up is your reason for bannation.
I did in fact look it up, mainly because I've been up since 6:30 AM yesterday and it is 1:36 AM where I am right now and I am tired. Part of my problem is that once you get involved in an RP, you kind of are stuck there until the game ends or you get bumped off... and I don't know if I could keep myself interested to a game for long enough for either of those things to happen.
Anyhoo, you're banned because I'm tired and I'm going to bed.
Bah, see ya tomorrow. Banned because you're an early riser.
Pagan is banned because this is not a chatroom.
llearch is banned for not doing that sooner.
Mowser is banned because I was asleep or working. There being limits to how many things i can do at once...
Llearch is banned for admitting that admins do not have unlimited power they are, however, to be feared in numbers.
llearch is banned due to his limitations. His many, many limitations. ;-) *who's my special boy!? That's right! It's you! Now put your helmet on and go play...
Shadowterm is banned for making me point out my own limitations. *puts a helmet on and goes out to play*
Mowser is banned because he forgot the rest of his pads.
Jairus is banned by the myriad of hilarious things pads can refer to.
Shadowterm is banned for being right: I should have been more specific. I was referring to stuff like knee pads, elbow pads, handguards... etc.
Jairus is banned because those arent the pads I was thinking about. >:3
shadowterm is banned because I know that.
Jairus is banned for falling victim to the Jedi Mind Trick.
Boxy is banned because you need to be fairly close to someone for that trick to work. Besides, if it had really been the Mind Trick, I would have phrased it like this...
"shadowterm is banned because those arent the pads he was thinking about."
... complete with missing apostrophe.
Jairus is banned because "That's no moon, it's a space station"
shadowterm is banned because I've got a really bad feeling about this.
Jairus is banned because.....GOD! Just go outside or something!
Mowser is banned because I'll actually be heading to the library after I make my brunch... AND EAT IT!!
Jairus is banned because he missed tea time and the crumpets were especially delicious. Indubitably!
shadowterm is banned because "tea time" for me comes after dinner, and I don't eat anything with my tea. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some eggs to scramble.
Jairus is banned because tea time comes after nap time which comes before pants time. It's almost like you're just making these times up. You can't just make up times.
RvB reference for those who don't know
Mowser is banned for two reasons.
1st, my brunch was delicious.
2nd, tea time for me is simply the late evening after dinner when I'm winding down for the night and am relaxing while getting in a few last posts before bed.
And what in the name of Marluxia's pants is "Pants Time?"
Jairus is banned for not knowing about Red vs. Blue.
shadowterm is banned because Red vs Blue is a machinima series using models from the Halo series of video games for the XBox and XBox 360. Just because I don't watch something (or play something in the case of Halo), doesn't mean I don't at least know about it. I just don't know the specifics.
Jairus is banned for quoting Wikipedia. Also, watch it because its funny. It has almost nothing to do with the halo universe aside from the filming using the games. Also, Blarg.
shadowterm is banned because I didn't quote Wikipedia. I did look up the "machinima" article to ensure that I spelled it right, however.
Jairus is banned for proving me wrong on an illogical and highly likely to be wrong guess. EGADS! (In good humor.)
You're banned for using EGADS in a sentence. However, since you were joking, I'll let you off with a warning. This time.
Jairus is banned due to movie seeings today.
Pagan is banned because I won't have time to see The Dark Knight until next week.
Jairus is banned because I saw it at midnight last night... and am still tired. You get: sleepy ban!
Mowser is banned because I have to ask him a question: How was it?
Jairus is banned for once again trying to turn this into a chat thread.
Fine. Mowser is banned for coming out of lightspeed too close to the system.
Jairus is banned because I'm going to see it later today.
shadowterm is banned because in about fifteen minutes I have to go and work for the rest of the evening... and then tomorrow I'll be working all day.
Jairus is banned because by the time he posted this I had already seen most of the most epic movie ever.
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shadowterm is banned because I'm going to see it eventually, and he doesn't need to rub it in anymore.
Jairus is banned for not being at work like he said he would be (I'm guessing, maybe he has webernet there.) and taking me way to seriously. But if it makes you feel better the movie was good, and I'll stop rubbing it in.
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shadowterm is banned because they didn't need me for most of the event, and I'm actually just about to head over there to help them break down the sound equipment.
And I'm glad you enjoyed the movie.
Jairus is banned because i never did get the anti mow field full operational.
e_voyager is banned because I'm wondering if he tried replacing the solenoid converter and checking that the AM Particle generator is up and running.
Jairus is banned for know nothing about sonic the hedgehog. the robotizer is what was used to turn flesh and blood characters into robots.
e_voyager is banned because the only device of that nature that I recall is the Biobliterator from Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal. I never played Sonic the Hedgehog when I was a kid. Or Mario for that matter. My first video game was Banjo-Kazooie. Make of that what you will.
Jairus is banned for proving my point
e_voyager is banned... um... crud, I've already banned you for being right. Okay, I ban you for being slightly smug about it. You can either be humble, or totally smug, but not partially smug!
Jay jay is banned for wanting me to be smug and getting his wish: you have heard of the robotizer http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Roboticizer as it was mention when we were talking about or copy both techniques in the slander thread on page 19 http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4643.msg205062.html#msg205062
e_voyager is banned for getting my nickname wrong. And for reminding me that THAT was where I had heard the word Roboticizer.
Jairus is banned because "Jay-Jay" was never one of your no-no's for nickname's in your old sig.
Yes, but you are banned because my current sig states the approved nickname.
You are banned by the awesome power of the word that I am about to type.
Meh.
Pagan is banned by the word HUGBEES! And Weena Mercator as the Hopping Woman.
Jay is banned for making my head explode.
Xze-Xze is banned by Handman!
DDDDDD8 Jay is banned for bringing up Handman!!!
(Little brother uses 'handman' every day. Drives me insane DX)
Xze-Xze is banned because I don't understand what she means by "DDDDDD8."
Jay is banned for trying to read in between the lines too much
Xze-Xze is banned because I don't know her and the fear of the unknown is unparalleled.
shadowterm is banned by spoon man (1 of 5 spoon man ban's)
e_voyager is banned for not letting others feel the rhythm with their hands.
Mowser is banned by the horrific images that have entered my mind.
shadowterm is banned because of the horrific images in my mind... hello, cosmic horror!
Jairus is banned because I got soo lost today. So very lost... Damnit, I was worse than CVRPG Darkmoon.
Pagan is banned for not using mapquest.
shadowterm is banned because Pagan might have been in his car at the time and thus was unable to use Mapquest... of course, he should have used it before he got into the car, but I find that if you just so happen to miss a street you can indeed get lost.
Jairus is banned by not considering the all-mighty U-turn. (If a pattern hasn't developed, most of the things I say are to be taken as a joke and not a personal atack, I gaurd against this because of past misunderstandings.)
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shadowterm is banned because sometimes pulling a u-turn is illegal.
Jairus is banned for being afraid of the law. though I suppose that is usually more to be rewarded than punished.
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shadowterm is banned because police officers are among the few people who automatically gain respect from me. I don't fear the law: I respect it. Which means that I respect it enough to break it if a genuine injustice comes up...
Jairus is banned because no one is above the law. (I love to switch sides in an argument too. :) )
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shadowterm is banned because if a law is truly unjust, then as responsible citizens it must be opposed! And I don't mean little things like having to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle or going the speed limit, I mean big things like rights and liberties.
Okay, this is getting a little too heavy... how about something silly?
shadowterm is banned because of Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuz. And if you know what that's from, congratulations.
Jairus is banned by spoon man (2 of 5 spoon man bans)
Steal the rhythm while you can, Spoonman
e_voyager is banned because the spoon man is being forked.
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shadowterm is banned because that was either a terrible pun or a double entendre. I don't know which is worse.
Jairus is banned by the specters.
Slowtini is banned by the everywhere poke`balls technique
e_voyager is banned by Prof. Oak (I always that that his first name should have been Rowan (say it together) but Samuel's okay too, I guess)
Jairus is banned by prof. chaos
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shadowterm is banned because the Simpson's did it first.
*cue Chaos...* "Awe, applesauce!"
Jairus is banned by Fox Television Network
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Shadowterm (Crowe- that's a mouthful.) is banned because, going back a few posts, nothing is really too heavy for this thread in my opinion. It's just that most banners prefer funny to grave. And who's to blame them?
shadowterm Pagan is banned by UPN. You have no idea how bad that is.
Jay's banned because, seriously, your egg hadn't hatched a whole day and you have another one already? Jeez...
Jairus Pagan is banned by my OCD-like need to read an entire archive of a comic and post on a forum at the same time. (Pagan, a common nickname used for my user name is shadow. I don't mind if you use it in light of its length.)
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shadow is banned because I have the same problem. Except I read archives in binges of a hundred or so.
And Pagan's banned because the new egg was abandoned and I felt like rescuing it... what?
Jairus is banned. Crowe, greedy much?
Pagan is banned because I couldn't just leave it there to die! I mean, sure, someone else might have rescued it, but I couldn't take that chance!
...
I'm talking about a freaking digital dragon avatar. I have problems. Oh wait, I knew that already. Never mind.
Jairus is banned by his somewhat misplaced maternal instincts.
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shadowterm is banned because I just have this reaction to all things cute and cuddly... then again most men seem to have basically the same reaction. And yes, I just called a digital dragon cute and cuddly. Shut up.
Jairus is banned when he reads this. Your first barely hatched in time. It's still at death's door. You may have picked up a defenseless egg and gave it care, but who's to say it will live? Your efforts? They are in vain.
Pagan is banned because at least I'm trying.
Jairus is banned by my instinctive reaction to anything screaming and crying and pooping being to throw it out a window and get another one.
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shadowterm is banned because I fear for his children. Besides, its not like I rescue random animals on the road... just little virtual ones. And dogs make me go "Awwwww..."
Jairus is banned by my inheritance of the self-preservation of my own species that influenced my decision to never produce one of those screaming flesh sacks that seem to be Americas last renewable resource.
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I hate to ban you shadow, for finally, at last, my search is over. Another hater of the ankle-biters. Well met comrade.
Pagan is banned because comrade is a little too communist for my tastes. I'm really in favor of democracy, but it seems most of them are corrupt at the time. A shame, really.
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shadowterm is banned because perhaps the word "colleague" would be a better choice?
Jairus is banned because colleague is too scholarly, it's about conotative weight, and implied meaning of words, for something like hating babies, it would seem to require being of the same, dark opinion.
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shadowterm is banned because perhaps the word/phrase he seeks is "Brethren?"
Jairus is banned for changing his Sig because of pagan.
e_voyager is banned because I'm not quite certain what he means. I don't think I changed it... unless you count the new egg.
Jairus is banned for not realising that both egg and dragon are missing.
e_voyager is banned because I think the Dragon Cave server is having problems, but I'm not certain.
EDIT: Never mind. Unless that was a prank on your part, in which case I'm going to bed.
E's banned because though they might be little red X's right now, the dragon and egg are still there.
That's why I like "comrade." I'm not a fan of communism, but because it caries unsettling weight in the West.
J Crowe... Jairus is banned because he's an earlier sleeper. It's only... crap. That is late.
Pagan is banned because Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night...
Pagan is banned because i have proof they were gone
Jairus is banned because i have not that power here
e_voyager is banned by the angel of the night!
Jairus is banned for erebus am i
e_voyager is banned because the night belongs to lovers!
Jairus is banned to celebrate my return from the exile. And I have returned two weeks earlier!! :U
Ren is banned for creating a time paradox by returning two weeks earlier.
LionHeart is banned because I can create time paradoxes whenever I please.
Ren is banned because he's back. And I'm back! Whoo!
Pagan! :D Is that you, old friend? Go back to ban!! >:D
Yep. I'm back from the dead. I think that last ban you gave me a couple of months ago must have stuck.
Pagan is banned for removing his Regina avatar. Betrayal! D:<
Hey. You changed yours at least twice since I was gone, I think. Or maybe Llearch changed yours at least twice, but we digress. Banned for hypocrisy.
I haven't betrayed her! She has all of my love still! I just didn't want to use Amber's work as my avy anymore.
Oh. That makes sense. You are banned for making sense, Pagan. >:]
Ren is banned for being a new face (to me) and I thus have no concrete ideas on how to best ban him.
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shadowterm is banned because if you can reference Giant/Super robots anime, you've got a good start.
Jairus is banned because I find the lack of Super Robot shows references disturbing.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Suzaku in his Lancelot.
Jairus is banned by the Mechanized Propulsion Systems prototype http://MechaPS.com (http://mechaps.com)
Shadowterm is banned by a platoon of Imperial AT-ATs.
Ren is banned by a platoon of snowspeeders equiped with nothing more than inadequit blasters and tow cables. AT-ATs?! what where you thinking?
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Shadowterm is baneed because I had a bunch of (not-exactly-canon-but-I-don't-care) AT-AAs supporting my AT-ATs. Eat missiley death, snowspeeders! >:D
Ren's... banned because I'm getting the StarWars references, but was so lost on everything else. Jeez.
Pagan is banned by a tank rush.
Ren's banned by an obscure PA reference.
Pagan is banned by Metal Gear Rex
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Shadowterm is banned by just one man, on foot, armed with a Stinger. And he is banned thoroughly.
Ren Gaulen is banned by a full-scale bombardment from orbiting Star Destroyers. Do remember that these things can leave an unshielded world completely uninhabitable... due to the fact that the surface is now molten slag.
Jairus is banned because their only plan against the millenium falcon is to "take evasive maneuvers" Seriosly, what did they expect to happen, the millennium falcon to shoot a death star beam and blow up the whole fleet? I have an idea, shoot it
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Sadowterm is banned by the fleet of Ur-Quan Dreadnoughts. "Foolish renegade human, why have you come here? All that you have found is your inevitable punishment. We will give you no more warnings, renegade human. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDyZf1rF_YU)" Don't bother to take evasive manoeuvres, you are already banned. >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm thinking we should run kill ourselves now. AUGH!
Ren is banned because I'm piloting the Sun Crusher, and it's quantum armor protects me from everything.
Jairus is banned for being suicidal.
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shadowterm is banned because it was theorized the one of the Maw's black holes could properly destroy the Sun Crusher, quantum armor and all.
Jairus is banned as soon as I find a way out of this ejected message capsule.
Shadowterm is banned because the air has run out.
Ren Gaulen is banned for changing his avatar.
llearch is banned because his avatar changes all the time.
Ren Gaulen is banned for... um... have you done anything bad recently?
Jairus is banned because even now I am doing a very bad thing. To him. >:3
Ren is banned because I just realized his early return means we'll have new on Project Future next week. Woot!
Ren is banned for disturbing me
Pagan is banned for sniping me.
Jairus is banned for feeding the campers. Don't just stand there! Strafe! Strafe!
Ren Gaulen is banned for not throwing me more ammunition.
Jairus is banned because I did throw him a box of ammo. It's not my fault that ]Duke_Nukem_69[ grabbed it before it hit the floor.
Ren is banned for n not being a meat shield.
shadowterm is banned because being a meatshield isn't exactly a desirous status.
Jairus is banned for not getting the obvious.
Pagan is banned because he is hogging the Quad Damage. I want to frag stuff four times harder too! >:[
Ren is banned because I got a permanent +5 health boost and gold armor.
shadowterm is banned because gold is too soft to make very good armor.
Jairus is banned because if you spray gold on a regular full plate, it may protect you from the laser beams. :B
Ren is banned by his "new to me" sig.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I thought we were dealing with Duke Nukem, who last I checked prefers machine guns to laser beams.
Pagan is banned again for sniping me again.
Jairus is banned because.. Holy Cat, it's Nukem!! *[Ren's] Killing Spree was ended by ]Duke_Nukem_69[* Damn. Fragged again. But Jairus is still banned! >:[
Ren is banned because he lacks the unreal skills.
Pagan is banned because my skills are.. D:< *[Ren] ate his own flack* ...are non-existent, apparently. :sweatdrop
Ren is banned because Devils Never Cry. Bloodly awesome song.
Pagan is banned because I am listening to it right now. Because you mentioned it. Bloody awesome indeed.
Mr. Gaulen is banned because I haven't banned him in a while.
VSMIT is banned because he has not been banned by me for a while either.
Ren Gaulen is banned for using skills in a no skill area
Aiyno is banned for not having any dragons.
VSMIT is banned for thinking those dragons are so cool.
Pagan is banned because they are cool.
VSMIT is banned because dragons are EBIL!
Aiyno is banned because the dragons are simply misunderstood (and they are also cosmic jerks, which does not help their reputation much).
Ren Gaulen is banned because he's right. Just because someone is a member of a minority doesn't mean they're not a prick.
Sam Vimes said that. Or something like it.
Vimes was truly wise. Jay, however, is banned because when someone lives for aeons, is nearly invulnerable and can cast a spell that would obliterate everything on the surface of an Earth-like planet in mere seconds, he has a right to be a prick. Or, in dragons' case, a cosmic jerk.
Ren is banned because now I'm wondering why the dragons haven't taken over yet. If someone with a stolen nuclear missile can get ONE MILLION DOLLARS ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS, then a dragon with the ability to scour the face of a world can take over. Like in Guards! Guards! I love that book.
Jairus is banned because he misses a very important point. Dragons live for so long that they usually outlive whatever they take over. They might have not taken any interest in our world yet.
Ren is banned for bringing up something close to a philosophical debate about the sadistic tenancies believed to be shared by near deity beings.
Ren Gaulen is banned because that's a really good point. They'd make taking over the world into some kind of game that little dragons play when they're parents want to sit down and have a nice cup of coffee in the den.
shadowterm is banned because attempting to understand the motivations of beings that outlive civilizations is fun. Plus, then we can explain it all to Jyrras.
Jairus is banned for, apparently, wanting to give Jyrras a super-aneurysm by explaining him all this stuff (than again, Jyrras might be able to actually stomach it..).
Ren Gaulen is banned because that little exchange between Mab and Nutmeg confused him so much that I want to help him wrap his brain around it... provided my own brain doesn't break while figuring it out in the first place.
Jairus is mercifully banned to provide him with some free time to think it all over.
Ren is banned because he was instructed to show no mercy.
Shadowterm is banned because I cannot always be a heartless executioner slaying those my superiors order me to slay. I have feelings too!!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he isn't Kenshin Himura. Then again... maybe you are...
Jairus is banned because I almost called him Jyrras. Oops.
Ren is banned for showing emotion, the body snatchers are now onto him.
Jairus is banned for stopping me from banning Ren
Ren is banned by my now near insanity
shadowterm is banned because now all it takes it a little push in the right direction...
Jay is banned for pushing people over the edge. And I am not Himura Kenshin.
Ren is banned because I wasn't planning on pushing him over the edge, just pointing out that that was all it would take...
Jairus is banned for making me two face.
shadowterm is banned by the flip of a coin.
Jairus is banned because the coin came up tails.
Shadowterm is banned because the coin landed on its side.
Ren Gaulen is banned because now we have to share the only bed (if you know what movie this is a reference to, you win a cyber-cookie).
Jairus is banned by my knowing the movie but not recalling the name. (The break up, maybe? It had a cover with duct tape between the guy and the chick, and the guy ran a tour guide place.)
Shadowterm is banned for being very vague.
VSMIT is banned because the movie I'm thinking about is Mouse Hunt. It was two brothers in a (supposedly) empty house with only one bed.
Jairus is banned by his hoyay.
Pagan is banned because it's more like incest-yay. You may all throw up a little.
Jairus is banned for referencing a totally awesome movie.
Pagan is banned for insinuating that someone is gay. Where is the evidence?
Jairus is banned because it's happening AGAIN!
Jairus is banned for implying that I am his brother. Which I am not.
..Wait, you were talking about that film?..
Argh. Shadowterm is banned for ninja'ing me.
Ren Gaulen and Shadowterm are both banned because I feel like laughing evily... and I can't remember how I spelled it last time.
Oh what the heck, I'll do it anyway. :mwaha
Jay's banned because I was referencing somestuff from a page ago in my previous ban. I do that too often. Should stay in the current discussion and stuff.
Pagan is banned because I can't be bothered waiting for someone else to.
The box is banned because-gah! You're getting pretty close to ten-K, aren't cha, boxy?
Pagan is banned because he should have been more specific in his original banning of me for ho-yay. I thought he was talking about the movie.
And as for Boxy... we'll have to throw you a little virtual party when you hit 10K.
Wait...
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!
Jay is banned for keeping bringing up the ho-yay.
Ren is banned, who doesn't enjoy a little foe-yay?
Jyrras, that's who. You're banned.
Jairus is banned by Tropes' power to consume.
Jairus is banned for not noticing that I've been over nine thousand for months.
Pagan is banned because if you look at my actual posts, I'm over 13k.
llearch is banned because his post level is ALMOST FOURTEEN THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!! >:O
Ren is banned for unnecessary italics and bolding.
Blasphemy! There is no such thing like unnecessary italics and bolding! Become banned!
Ren Gaulen is banned by the almighty red nose.
llearch is banned for threatening me with an almighty red nose.
Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking it was a threat.
It wasn't. It was a request. ;-]
llearch is banned for being square.
Mowser is banned for getting down of squares
e_voyager is banned for square-dancing.
Jairus is banned for assuming i can dance
e_voyager is banned because he's one cool cat, and everyone knows that cats don't dance.
e_voyager is banned for not feeling the rhythm.
Jairus is banned for referencing a movie I remember seeing adds for, but never watched.
shadowterm is banned because I unfortunately did see it one time when it was shown on Cartoon Network. Eugh. I just couldn't like it.
Jairus is banned when I used him as a meat shield to see if I'd like the movie. Somewhat like a taste tester, but with higher risk of mental and emotional damage as opposed to physical.
shadowterm is banned for subjecting me to such cruel and unusual punishment.
Jairus is banned because punishment is meant to be cruel and unusual. Otherwise everyone would break rule because there is no fear of retribution. For more in depth, read starship troopers. Way better than the movie(s)
shadowterm is banned because - yes - punishment is meant to carry the fear of retribution, but you really don't need to take it way over the line.
Jairus is banned because the line is there to go over. If punishments are 'over the line' then no one commits a crime.
shadowterm is banned because I said "way" over the line: it is possible to go too far when doing something. You don't need to beat the dead horse, after all.
jairus is banned because i still have three more spoon man bans left and i already used one on him.
e_voyager is banned because I don't get the reference.
Jairus is banned because Nessarose is sick and needs some attention.
e_voyager is banned because I've currently hidden her so she doesn't get more views (apparently that can be bad for them), so I'll check on her in the morning to see how she's doing.
Jairus is banned for lack of parental gratitude or what have you.
e_voyager is banned because it's not like I've taken care of a bloody dragon before! Overexposure can be bad for them, so I'm trying to shelter her to try and give her time to feel better!
Jay's banned for not explaining proper care of these things earlier. I've been clicking on the sick one all day. Thought it would make it better or somethin'.
Would it be easier after I banned you to link to the rules about the little things?
The bannation of Jairus is now executed. The charges are as follows: I want him banned.
Pagan, you have been found guilt of the crimes you have been charged with. Do you have anything to say before I commence banning?
Pagan is banned by his belief that his will is all powerful.
Jairus is banned because justice has not been sought.
shadowterm has been found guilty on two counts: heresy by thought, heresy by deed, and heresy... THREE counts: heresy by thought, heresy by deed, and heresy by action.
Jairus is banned by my avi apparently having some issues right now.
Shadowterm is banned because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
Slowtini is banned because that is what science did.
I have banned shadowterm FOR SCIENCE!
Jairus is banned for shoddy dragon maintenance.
If your dragon is sick, usually just a day will allow it to get better. I've picked up abandoned eggs that had soft shells and had them better in about an hour or so. And clicks work like unique views. Clicks only count the first time you click on it. Any additional clicks basically only adds to the number of views, and when the number of views grows too quickly, then your dragon can get sick.
VSMIT is banned for turning a ban into an instruction manual.
shadowterm is banned because that's helpful.
VSMIT, the egg seems to be fine so far, it's Nessarose who's ill. So I'll check her in the morning to see how she is. Thanks.
Jairus is banned because as I read about him checking in the morning (which it technically is now) the dragon and egg disappeared, and wouldn't come back if I refreshed.
shadowterm is banned because by morning I mean when I wake up after a full night's sleep. And also because that's really weird: the egg and Nessarose are still in my signature under my profile controls, so why weren't they showing up just now?
Jairus is banned because I keep forgetting his name and remembering is harder than banning! :U
Aiyno is banned for being careless.
Mowser is banned for being careful.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because I don't want to know what it is he is do'n'n'daCorna...
Mowser is stealthily banned by ninjas.
Ren Gaulen is banned for Red Nose Day.
llearch is banned for not banning enough. Seriously. I can think of a few folks who've just begged for smack downs. Curse you and your thick skin.
Mowser is banned for wanting to be banned.
Jayricles is banned for wanting to not be banned.
Boxy-tan is banned for being a for being indecisive about his avatar and signature.
Jayricles is banned for not realising I'm decisively indecisive.
I think.
llearch is banned for constantly screwing around with my avatar. Seriously, stop it.
Ren Gaulen is banned for paying too much attention to his avatar.
... and not asking one of the other mods to retaliate. ;-]
Boxyball is banned because that would just lead to a rising Lensman's war between all of the mods, all of them now using their awesome mod powers for evil as they ban and un-ban people left and right, while the forum is torn in twain between them...
Jairus is banned for attempting to stop a war that could be entirely amusing. A little chaos here and there make existence a better place.
llearch is banned because I have faith in the decency of a certain mod named llearch, and that is why I know that he will leave my avatar alone if I ask him nicely. Please, stop changing my avatar, llearch. :3
Mowser is banned for Trombe-Overriding me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for spoiling my game.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for not being able to produce a star from within the confines of his para-box self.
Spanky is banned for changing his avatar...
VSMIT is banned for having too freaking long an avatar! Arrrgh!
Stygian is banned because the trick I used was to save it to my desktop and open it, then just scroll through the individual frames at my own rate. It also allows you to reread them and make sure that you didn't miss any.
Jairus is banned for having to use tricks to read through people's avatars, when I read it through without problem the first time!
Stygian is banned because I only do it so that I can read it when I have the time to do so: most of the time I'm either not here or coming up with responses to other people's posts.
Jairus is banned in the name of Mario Paint Composter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8&feature=related)
VSMIT is banned because that's fairly clever. Or fairly stupid. I forget which.
Jairus is banned for forgetting such simple things.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I tend to forget the really simple things. They're not important enough to remember, and I can always come up with an answer later. It got me through high school.
Jairus is banned because I successfully rickrolled him.
VSMIT is banned for linking to the unholy offspring of Mario and Rick.
Jairus is banned by the beat.
Pagan is banned because you can't stop the beat.
Jairus is banned because you cant simply rock into Mordor! D:<
Ren is banned because you have to Jam into Mordor. Then all of the Orcs will rave and kill each other.
VSMIT is banned because they're taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Jairus is banned by emotes.
Pagan is banned because the rum is gone.
Jairus is banned because I found vodka.
Shadow's banned by reading. Rainbows.
Pagan is banned because now I've got that freaking song stuck in my head! GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!!
Jairus is banned because I, on the other hand, am listening to the "Big O" main theme. And it is awesome.
Ren is banned by the fire from the East.
Pagan is banned because I feel like it.
Jairus is banned by the snow from the North! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Wanderer.
Jairus is banned by the three Prime Evils.
VSMIT is banned by Metroid Prime
shadowterm is banned by Samus in her Zero Suit. Hello Zero Suit...
Jairus is banned by lieutenant Ellen Ripley in a power loader suit.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Tony Stark in the Mark III powered armor.
Jairus is banned by Ozzy Osbourne.
VSMIT is banned by James Hatfield.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Bones McKoy.
Jairus is banned by Andrei Makarevich and "Machina Vremeni (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mashina_Vremeni)".
Ren Gaulen is banned because I just learned about a new music group, and that's always fun.
Jairus is banned for listening to music.
VSMIT is banned because music helps me come up with ideas. It's more fun writing fight scenes when you've got Finnish Metal playing over your headset.
Jairus is banned for listening to Finnish Metal.
VSMIT is banned because there's nothing wrong with having a weird taste in music.
Jay is banned because there is nothing weird in listening to Finnish Metal.
Ren is banned for taking sides
Sadowterm is banned because I take whatever I want whenever I want.
Ren is banned when attempting to chown -Ren ./my_stuff
shadowterm is banned for being stark raving mad!
Jairus is banned because I'm Tony Stark raving mad.
Shadow's banned by bad mikes.
Pagan is banned because I can't think of any puns based on names... wait, no I got one!
Are you Wiggum out?
Jairus is banned by a pea, tear, and griffon.
Shadow's banned because I remembered something.
Pagan is banned by the fact that that's front page news.
shadowterm is banned for being sarcastic.
So, Pagan, what did you remember? *waits to take down notes for article*
Jay's banned because I forgot again.
Pagan is banned because it is now worthy of Fark.com
shadowterm is banned because this could be The Daily Show with Jon Stewart worthy!
Jairus is banned because it's obviously worthy of the Colbert Report
shadowterm is banned because it's worthy of both! First, we'll appear on The Daily Show, and then run over to The Colbert Report to arrive just in time!
Jairus is banned for not calculating travel time from our current positions, and the expenditures needed.
shadowterm is banned because it shouldn't be too bad. At least, I don't think so... I've never been to New York City, so I wouldn't know.
Jairus is banned by the cost of a hotel.
shadowterm is banned because I've heard that New York has lovely subways and parks to sleep in, free of charge!
Jairus is banned by the things those homeless people could do to us.
shadowterm is banned because he's right. We'll need protection... let's see, tasers, shotguns w/ bean-bag cartidges, body armor, chastity belts... hm, it might be cheaper to just book a Best Western.
(I responded to your double post, BTW.)
Jairus is banned for finally seeing common sense, when he doesn't have that super power.
I saw the reply, and I'm taking the advice. I didn't want to clog the thread with off topic posts.
shadowterm is banned because true common sense is a rare gift, and very few humans are capable of calling it up on a normal basis.
Ah, very wise. Ignore my side comments.
Jairus is banned by my ability to ignore nothing and anything. It depends on how much it interests me. Parent yelling my name? don't hear. People fifteen feet just mention the X-box? I'm now fully enthralled in everything they say.
shadowterm is banned because one little trick I use is to wear my iPod's headphones and not turn it on, thus allowing me to listen in on other people's conversations while they think I'm ignoring them. It helps that I like to read when I listen to music as well.
Jairus is banned for doing this intentionally. I usually do it by accident because my brain is on perminant scan for interesting things. This has left a lot of emotional scars due to great periferal vision. Some things are not meant to be seen
shadowterm is banned for raising my curiosity.
And for the record, I can occasionally block out everything else going around me: the record is about four hours building a Lego set for my little brother while the rest of the family watched Fame.
Jairus is banned by record of two days while I was grounded. (I did a lot of stuff come to think of it.)
shadowterm is banned because it only took me about seven/eight hours to read that particular book. Man did I have to pee after I was done reading!
Jairus is banned by my wondrous editing about five seconds after the post, which just shows how often he's refreshing these threads.
shadowterm is banned because he seems to be catching onto the fact that even when I am doing other things, I still have this page open and refresh it every couple of minutes. Back to reading the Agony Booth's review of Armageddon (http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Armageddon_1998.aspx)!
Jairus is banned by my toy of the asteroid lander thingy with the drill from the movie I got at some factory outlet place.
shadowterm is banned because he has what sounds like a bad toy from a bad movie.
Jairus is banned for being half right. The movie was okay, I wouldn't call it good, but it was okay.
shadowterm is banned because now that I'm really looking at it, his avatar looks like a cross between Tom (from Tom and Jerry) and Sora (from Kingdom Hearts).
Jairus is banned for scarring my self-confidence.
shadowterm is banned because I didn't really mean anything by it, it just struck me while I was looking at it.
Jairus is banned for thinking I'm really that sensitive. Seriously, I'm usually joking around man.
shadowterm is banned because I think we should go back to silly bans, since this is becoming a weird sort of "Answer in the form of a question" conversation except it's "answer in the form of a ban."
Therefore, shadowterm is banned by :mowcookie.
Jairus is banned because the cookie was made nof anti-matter, probably the only thing that will kill a mow.
shadowterm is banned because I'm wondering if anything - short of Amber's god powers - can actually kill a Mow. Heck, maybe even Fae - with their reality-altering powers - can't destroy a Mow. Hm... *briefly wonders if Jyrras is figuring out some sort of Mow cannon to battle the Fae with*
Jairus is banned by the fact that Mows are made of matter, and thus explode on contact with anti-matter.
shadowterm is banned because that may be true, but the amount of energy released by such a reaction should probably drive a saner person to figure out an alternate means of taking care of the Mow problem (sorry, flashback to a Monty Python sketch = The Mouse Problem (just look it up on Wikipedia, it should be there))
Jairus is banned by the response ban revival, and I remember that episode, I remember thinking of modern furs, and the humor being ahead of it's time (somewhat.)
shadowterm is banned because I'm wondering if you're a Python fan too.
Jairus is banned by my complete DVD collection of all the Monty Python episodes.
shadowterm is banned because those were the first DVDs that I ever owned.
Jairus is banned because I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. (Well, not really, but a funny song.)
shadowterm is banned because I'm glad you could all come to my little party, and Flopsy's glad too. Aren't you, Flopsy? Aren't you Flopsy? *pulls out a gun and shoot Flopsy dead.* That'll teach you to play hard to get. Now poor Flopsy's dead and never called me mother. And soon you shall all be dead, dead, dead! And because I'm so evil, you will all die the slow way: under the drill!
Jairus is banned because if you don't shut up I'll shoot the bunny. *in rear of bus* "You think he'd do it" "Oh, man you know he would" (Not Montey Python, but still hilarious.)
shadowterm is banned because the parrot's not pining, it's passed on!
Jairus is banned because that was a skit I did for Drama earlier this year. No joke, I was the disgruntled customer. It's not pinning! It's passed on! It's dead! It's pushing up the daisies! Its gone to meet it's maker! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! It's bleedin' demised!
shadowterm is banned because I wish I could have gotten a chance to do that when I was still doing theater!
Jairus is banned by my realizing I have created a bit of a predicament in explanation by putting my birthday instinctively at 1986, the release year of transformers the animated movie (Hey, everyone's got their system, this is mine) to put my age over 18 because most sites tend to tell you to get your parents. Then saying that I did a drama piece last year. This not so much to decieve this site specifically, but force of habit. The year is now out of my hands. Now that I have mentioned that I did a drama piece I am left with telling that it was in a drama class, as I wouldn't know who to say I was with, and actually in my sophomore year of high school, due to not knowing what college to fakely associate myself with. I have now, miraculously, found a way to tear a deception apart in one slip of something awesome. Go me.
shadowterm is banned because there's no worries, except now I get to jokingly tease him because I'll be starting my Senior year at a University of California. Seriously, no worries. Although, colleges do have drama courses (that's what my mom specialized in and my sister is specializing in it too). But you do get banned for finding a way to do that.
Jairus is banned because once I say I go to a college, with my luck, someone will say they go there too, and want to meet or something, and ask which classes I have. . If I managed to make a working class list, they'd probably comment on one of the teachers I don't know, and I wouldn't know what to say. I was between a rock and a hard place, and the most I can hope for is mercy from the admin gods.
EDIT: If it helps my appeal, I did correct it, when finally confronted with it.
shadowterm is banned because considering we have admitted fourteen-and-fifteen year olds on the forum, I don't think it's that big of a deal. I wouldn't know, since I am in fact 20. Born on October 5th, 1987 at Hillsdale Hospital in Redwood City, CA. Or was it Sequoia? Hm, doesn't matter, it's not that important. Anyway, if you're really that worried, talk to a mod about it.
Jairus is banned because you don't have to be worried to cover your arse. Also, it was, again, more habit than actual deception. A mistake this time but not at the other site, if you will. (The other site(s) I can't specifically remember, but they'd give you the third degree.)
shadowterm is banned for being smart enough to cover his bum. And we don't really need to know the other site, do we?
Jairus is banned for being predictable, but not noticing I left the hole for interpretation in the spirit of the thread. Or did he? *looks off in distance and has JD moment*
shadowterm is banned because I think he's referencing Scrubs, but I'm not a hundred percent certain.
Jairus is banned by a betrayal five from The Tod.
shadowterm is banned by the Janitor. Fear the Janitor.
Jairus is banned because if I knew the janitor we'd be best friends. In fact, I came up with putting blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and watching peoples expressions as you spray it in your mouth.
shadowterm, aka Shirley, is banned by Dr. Cox.
Jairus is banned by my tiny little bit of patience, somewhat like your virginity, which you thought you'd have forever, but darnit that chick you were "just friends with" came over, and you did it ALL night long, and your virginity was gone. JUST LIKE MY PATIENCE!
shadowterm is banned because, good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never; not in a million years; absolutely not; no way, Jose; no chance, Lance; nyet; negatory; mm-mm; nuh-uh; oh-oh; and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff - "NOOOOOOOoooooooo... [trails off, staring at the ground] ... [finishing word]-puh!,
Jairus is banned because I like this moment so much, I'm gonna cheat on that other moment, get it pregnant, and have a bunch of little baby moments with it.
shadowterm is banned because every last one of you is going to run laps around the hall until I say stop.
Jairus is banned by wikiquote because I seriously can't remember any others word for word. "I want you to spread the word. I've - had - enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-man freak-show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.
shadowterm is banned because I will always whistle at you like you're a blond with big bombs and I'm a construction worker just released from prison. Is that clear?
Jairus is banned for insinuating I have "Big bombs" *shudder*
shadowterm and Jairus are both banned for posting TWO PAGES of nothing but their chat.
Seriously. If you want to chat, go to the IRC, it's what it's for.
llearch is banned for finally saying what needed to be said. It's a beautiful, beautiful day man. Take this ban as a sign to rest, for your good work is now done.
Mowser is banned because I now have antennas on my head now for some reason.
Ren is banned for being too grey, even with the antennae and smile.
Mowser is banned for banning the fae Ren.
Or is that Ren Faer ?
llearch is banned because *hic!* I be teh Load of teh Wolrd now! *hic!* Tremble before my *hic!* effere.. evfe.. effervescent powah! I'm a fae, hear me *hic!* *falls over*
Ren is banned because I'm looking east.. and it's not burning red.
*gets up from the floor* Bowser is manned.. *hic!* I mean, Mowser is banned because I have put the East out. I have the powahs now! *hic!* *falls over again*
Ren Gaulen is banned for being drunk and disorderly online. Wait, how does that work out?
It works out because I am the goddamn Batman, goddamnit! I am teh night! >:[ Be banned now! *hic!*
Ren is banned, not for the Fae Ren, but for the Phaer Rhan.
VSMIT is banned for having the "b" word on his profile.
What? Where?
llearch is banned because that's practically my job description.
VSMIT is banned by a mass of screaming /b/tards.
Mowser is banned for referencing /b/. We don't mention /b/.
Jairus is banned because you just did.
VSMIT is banned for pointing out the flaw in my logic. It's like that game where if you think about the game you lose...
Jairus ish banned for.. for.. *hic!* for failing to mention /m/! :D
Ren Gaulen is banned because I was trying not to reference /m/...
Jairus is banned for all the -chan references.
Ryudo Lee is banned because I haven't mentioned Wildy-chan...
Jairus is banned because I just have to ban him. The voices in my head tell me to do so.
Ren is banned because I figured: Hmm! He looks easy to ban! *overhand! BANHAMMER!*
Ren is banned... by a group of nice young men in white coats who want to give him a new jacket and take him to a nice quiet padded room.
Mowser is banned for ninja'ing me.
Ryudo Lee is banned because he isn't easy to ban, but I could use a challenge.
Jairus is banned because the voices were coming from the Codec. False alarm, people.
Ren Gaulen is banned because you shouldn't trust voices that come out of nowhere, thinking that they're some god or another or maybe your secret most innermost thoughts. At least, that's what the voice tells me to say.
Jay is banned because he *Gasp!* has trusted the voices!
Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't trust them... I use them for my own ends. Hehehehehe.
Jairus is banned because if he would try to use the head voices for his own ends, one day they will end him.
Ren Gaulen is banned for looking cute in his avatar >:3
Aiyno is banned for the same reason. I love little demon cats!
Jairus is banned for being evil.
Jairus is banned because, apparently, large daemon cats get no love from him.
VSMIT is banned for ninja'ing me.
VSMIT is banned for not using the School of the Undefeated of the East to ban VSMIT!
Jay is banned for mixing stuff up.
Ren Gaulen is banned because you just banned him, you didn't use your superior martial arts skills to do so.
Ren Gaulen is banned for being a good sport.
Jairybles is banned for being far too verbose.
Boxybles is banned because I'm trying to stop sounding like an intellectual twit.
Jairus is banned because I have hijacked Thrudgelmir.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm pretty sure doing that will bring about Ragnarök.
Jairus is banned for being a pansy and not enjoying Ragnarök while it lasts.
Cog is banned because I have already hijacked Ragnarok (or Ragnarock, as I like to call it) yesterday. It's standing in the hangar next to the Outlaw Star (Gene lost to me in poker).
Ren is banned because I got the Bepop yesterday, and have rented it back to Spike and his gang.
Jairus is banned for being too cruel.
How is that cruel, Ren? I rented it back at a very reasonable rate: you're banned because my rental fee is that I get to scratch Ein whenever I want.
Oh. I apologise, then. I thought you wanted to take what little money they have left.. You are not banned for being a nice person.
Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking that I would do anything to hurt someone as cool as Spike. Or something as cute as Ein (it's weird... cute things (and I mean real cute things, like dogs and cats) just make me break down and love them. Stupid cutie Jyrras.)
Jairus is banned because he had left 10 litres of yoghurt in the fridge in the ship's cargo hold for over a year! >:[ Have you any idea what it turned into?! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have no idea. Something sentient?
No, but it started to run around and bite people. Kinda like a visceroid. Be banned for your mistakes, Jay!
Do you think I could ban you if I got a zoo to buy it?
Too late. I have sold it to Kane (got a nice subterranean APC for it :3). ... Be banned by a sudden engineer rush from the underground! >:D
Ren Gaulen is banned because Edward just went crazy and started crawling all over the shop.
Jairus is banned because this has become a silly place.
Mowser is banned because I quite agree, quite agree! Silly silly silly! Right, I'm going to stop this sketch right now because it's gotten far too silly! Why can't you do something about teeth?
Jairus is banned because this is not Camelot! D:<
VSMIT is banned because this is indeed not Camelot. ...This. Is. SPARTAAA!!!!! D:< *ker-banning kick*
Ren is banned because I'd like him to stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!
OK! :3 *banning kicks Mowser into the pit of misery and unpleasant things* Be banned! :3
Ren Gaulen is banned because TONIGHT... WE DINE IN HELL!!!
PS: the "pit of misery and unpleasant things?" That just sounds delightfully silly.
Jairus is banned because the Hell Restaurant is closed. Due to BETA. Now to the pit of misery and unpleasant things with you. *banning kick*
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm taking you with me! *grabs Ren's lapel and tugs him down into the pit*
Jairus is banned for tugging on Ren's lapel. Looks a little bit like you're trying to kiss him. Keep that Shonen-ai stuff outta here.
Mowser is banned for looking into that a little too much. Get your mind out of the gutter, man!
Jairus is banned because he is an evil robot that came from the past and was born in the future and he doesn't like puppies.
Aiyno is banned by the spirit of Isaac Asimov.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the spirits of Robert A Heinlein and A C Clarke.
llearch is banned by the spirit of Douglas Noël Adams.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the spirit of Jules Verne.
Jay is banned by the spirit of Aleksei Nikolaevich Tolstoi.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the spirt of Orson Scott Card. Trust me, this guy lost his spirit and soul a long time ago.
Jairus is banned by Phillip Pullman.
VSMIT is banned by Michael Crichton. Yep, this one did too.
Jairibles is banned by the spirit of David Eddings.
Lleables is banned by the original box pilot, William Hartnell.
Jairus is banned by the street hartnell
shadowterm is banned by the Second Doctor, Patrick Troughton.
Jairus is banned by Tardis, and bad wolf.
Shadowterm is banned by Jon Pertwee. (Third Doctor)
Lionheart is banned by Abel Tom Baker, the Fourth Doctor.
Jairus is banned by Peter Davison.
(Fifth)
LionHart is banned by Dr. Herbert West. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Tenth Doctor (after all, you never forget your first Doctor...)
Jairus is banned by the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! T-shirt with the guy getting punched in the balls.
Shadowterm is banned for fueling Jairus' spam posting habits.. and for doing it himself. *overhand! BANHAMMER!*
Mowser is banned because he's right... maybe I should back out of the Arena for a while.
Jairus is banned by a pirate ninja.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Ninja.jpg)
His awesomeness is overwhelming. Bow down to it.
Ren is banned for referencing ninjas, because you can't reference ninjas, they reference you. (How many ninjas does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they're the one that took the last light bulb out. Pretty scary, huh.)
Shadowterm is banned because ninjas do not sleep. They wait. And yes, Chuck Norris is the ninjas.
Ren is banned because under that mask isn't a chin, it's another fist.
Shadowterm is banned because I should not still giggle at Chuck Norris jokes, but I just did.
Black Angel is banned for encouraging the jokes. She is also banned with cherry pie a la mode.
Cog is banned with Cake instead of Pie.
VSMIT is banned because the cake is a lie! D:<
Cog is banned because the cake is the truth. I have just eaten it, though.
Ren is banned because, do to a priory mentioned test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is done, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
Shadowterm is banned for trickery and conspiracy to murder test subjects! *Scream! Ban-ihime!*
Mowser is banned because there is research to be done and experiments to run on the people who are still alive.
shadowterm is banned because when you're banned I will be still alive.
VSMIT is banned because were stayin alive, stayin alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive!
Ren is banned because now I have to go watch Airplane...
VSMIT is banned for being influenced by others.
shadowterm is banned because maybe I already wanted to watch Airplane, but didn't really have a reason to until now...
How 'bout that?
VSMIT is banned for making me response post when I'm trying really hard to stop. But on the subject, I just erased the movie from all existence. It now only lives on in your memory and even that is slowly disappearing... HOW 'BOUT THAT?!
shadowterm is banned because I quickly taped my brain, so now I still have a copy of that movie!
And your logic is flawed. If you really removed it from all of existence, it wouldn't reside in my brain, either. So I think you're all talk, and I'm calling your bluff.
VSMIT is banned for having the super power common sense!
Shadowterm is banned because it is Deadpool who has Common Sense for a superpower.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Commonsensetinglingsmall-1.png)
Ren is banned for I have Greater Wisdom as a superpower! D<
Slowtini is banned because I have Greater Cleave as one of regular attacks (start running). >:3
Ren is banned because I have Greater TRAP REN IN A PIT as one of my skills.
*makes a Terminator face* Your skills. Give them to me. *banning kicks Slowtini into the pit of suffering and moderately sharp spikes*
*miraculously misses every spike, and befriends the creatures in the pit, who then proceed to help me back out*
Ren is banned by a boot to the head.
Slowtini is banned by Ed Gruberman.
VSMIT is banned by a backflipping hatchet attack (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Spetsnaz.jpg). Fear.
Ren is banned by a somersaulting katana attack.
Slowtini is banned by a Tau Crisis Battlesuit performing a "Dynamic Entry" (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/DynamicEntry.jpg).
Ren is banned for using motivational posters in his last two bans.
VSMIT is banned because there were demons in the base.
Slowtini is banned for failing to kill the demons.
Ren is banned because he is the demons, and then Ren was a zombie.
Shadowterm is banned because I am the daemon; more over, I am the daemon within. Currently I am within your head, devouring your delicious brain meats. Om-nom-nom-nom.
Ren is banned for being a daemon zombie.
VSMIT is banned because I am just a daemon. It's not my fault that brain meats are too delicious to resist.
Ren is banned by my agreement.
Shadowterm is banned because we agree to disagree.
Slowtini is banned because I disagree to agree.
Ren is banned because while you may disagree to agree, I disagree with the fact that you disagree to agree.
Slowtini is banned for being so confusing.
Ren is banned for being dumb. :B
Slowtini is banned for hypocrisy.
Shadowterm is banned FOR SPARTAAAAAAAA! D:<
Slowtini- got a nickname? Like "tini"?- is banned because, dag! Lose internet for half a day and I'm this far behind? Dag again.
Pagan is banned for the sake of learning how to recreate religion.
E_voyager is banned for the Empress. Venerate the immortal Empress, goddamnit!! D:<
Ren is banned for spreading his heresy.
Heresy! How dare you use the word heresy against me, heretic?! This is heresy! Such heresy will not be tolerated! Ban for the Empress!!!
All that is, is alive. The only true authority is life itself and the chaos that it brings. Be banned in the name of all things, usurper! *Overhand! Bring forth the banhammer and smite the wicked usurpers! BANHAMMER*
I am the flesh and bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of death.
Nor aware of life.
I have withstood pain to forge thousands of blades.
And yet, these hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Ban Works.
Mowser, BECOME BAAAAAANNED!!!
bright glittering edge
a burning fire through the wind
an ember of ban
Over the forum
between the posts in the threads
you have now been banned.
Boxy is banned
Because he has joined in on
The Haiku slamming.
Jairus is banned
What could be more final -
Eternal silence.
You, Cogidubnus,
Are hereby banned. Draw your blade
For our last fight.
Jairus, the mouse,
your haiku is not perfect:
a last line of four.
Cogi, "our" has
Two syllables where I live.
You are now banned.
Also, some haiku
Use ten syllables instead
Of seventeen. Neat?
A syllable is
counted by a breath
and not by dictionaries
Speak your rhyme,
rhymeless, and peaceful find
your pause of mind.
Cogidubnus is banned arhythmatically.
Mowser is banned for having no rhythm. Old Man Trouble will be paying him a visit.
Cogidubnus is banned for not rapping this time.
llearch is banned because I have had enough of this *censored* rap in this *censored* thread! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned for later.
llearch is banned for making fun of my avatar. Again.
Ren is banned because his avatar seems to change about every thirteen seconds.
Cog is banned because It's not my fault.
Ren is banned for trying to pass the buck.
Mowser is banned for not letting me poke Ren.
llearch is banned because he did it again.
Ren Gaulen is banned for changing it before anyone else can see it.
Boxy is banned because I saw it.
Jairus is banned because now you see it.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/SCRenAvatar.jpg)
Now you don't.
..Wait, you still see it.
Ren Gaulen is banned because we still don't see it.
llearch is banned because now it's getting bizarre.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/monocleRenAvatar.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned, since it's not half as bizarre as it could be.