Coggeh! is banned because I'm still waiting on his stack of text. ;-]
Jubblies is banned for getting in the way.
Corny is banned because it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote. Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him... in America!
Jairus, get thee to a bannery!
VSMIT is banned because give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.
Jairus is banned because As you from crimes would pardoned be, / Let your indulgence set me free.
VSMIT is banned because O, wonder! / How many goodly creatures are there here! / How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, / That has such people in't!
Jairus is banned because I'm tired of doing Shakespeare.
VSMIT is banned because my common sense just prevented me from using a truly terrible joke.
And because he duels like a dairy farmer.
Goggles is banned because Team Fortress 2 is insane-awesome.
Pinktiny is banned because from what I've heard, Portal is better.
Goggles is banned because Portal will always be better than any other source engine game... Well, except for Half Life 4.
Pinktiny is banned for speaking lies. There is no Half Life 4: I don't even play the games and I know that we're on Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Attack of the Clones.
Goggles is banned for ruling out the obvious explanation. Time Travel.
Slowtini is banned, because time travel is the cheesiest, stupidest, lamest excuse for retcon and weird storylines there is, if the comic/film/book isn't purposefully centered around it.
Stygian is banned for stealing the voices in my head.
llearch is banned for not having a head to have voices in.
VSMIt is banned for having grammar nazis in his head.
Black Angel is banned by the DBZ / Diary of Anne Frank (http://smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku01.html) Fanfiction Crossover.
-couldn't think of anything else involving nazis-
Slowtini is banned by the soup nazi.
VSMIT is banned when the soup nazi kills himself and his girlfriend (Or was killed by suicidal boyfriend.)
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Now playing: DOUG the Eagle - Got The Death? (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/doug+the+eagle/track/got+the+death%3f)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
shadowterm is banned because he wants to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide! (Jeff Dunham reference)
Jairus is banned because he reminded me of that comedian's name. Thanks.
Pagan is banned because I love that guy! He's so freaking good! And hilarious to boot!
"What are you doing?"
"Speaking to José in his native tongue."
"We don't do that."
"Why not?"
"Well, it makes me feel, left out."
"Huh?!"
"Well, I don't speak Spanish."
Jairus is banned because
"We're in Santa Anna."
"No we aren't! We're in San-Na-Ta Ah-Na!"
Pagan is banned because we've got jokes for doctors, and lawyers, and even trash collectors but the "framing and drywalling guy..." not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks.
Jairus is banned. Now who the hell is this John?
Pagan is banned because it was a Whose Line is it Anyway? reference.
Jairus is banned because I feel better now.
Oh dear god... I should so use that.
Pagan is banned because he has confused me.
Jairus is banned because it's too fuggin' early in the morning. :<
Coggeh is banned because it's afternoon, not morning.
llearch is banned because we're not all Brits here.
VSMIT is banned because although we're not all here, we're not all there, either.
llearch is banned because it's still night for those in, say, Australia? :U
VSMIT is banned because for at least some of Australia, it's actually early morning.
llearch is banned because it's too damn early somewhere. :P
Cogidubnus is banned for being utterly, inconsolably, damningly correct.
llearch is banned because it's his turn for the Mindless Trivia Game.
VSMIT is banned because I just slept in until eight thirty, and it feels nice.
Jubblies is banned because I don't have that particular luxury.
VSMIT is banned because it's summer. Unless you have classes (which I don't on Fridays) or a job, I'm wondering why you can't sleep in once in a while.
Jairus is banned because I have one of those newfangled things called a job.
VSMIT is banned because I now understand. Now I'm wondering why you're online during your job.
Jairus is banned because I'm online during work for basically the same reason why you would be on during class.
VSMIT is banned because his job is deadly boring and you can follow along enough to make it look like you're paying attention?
Jairus is banned because my job isn't deadly boring, but I do have some downtime.
VSMIT is banned because I'm wondering what he does for a job.
Jairus is banned because I work in a warehouse, but not for much longer.
VSMIT is banned because summer vacation will soon be over, and then it's back to school.
Jairus is banned because I don't want summer to be over yet!
VSMIT is banned because we must make the most of what time we have.
Jairus is banned because I'm trying to.
VSMIT is banned because he should try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Jairus is banned for trying to get us into another Starwars run.
VSMIT is banned because I really wasn't, I was just using a statement that is somehow both trite and completely accurate that most people would recognize.
Jairus is banned because he should have used a quote from something that not very many people have seen.
VSMIT is banned because he's mastered at least 70% of this tower's form and function.
Jairus is banned. Ya'll ban too much while I'm sleeping.
<yawn> Good morning, though.
Pagan is banned because I'm working on a little something for my thread. Not a short story or anything, but actually a bit of tech that Nick didn't invent. And because IT'S 1:40 IN GEORGIA!!!! Enjoy your lunch.
Jairus is banned for yelling.
VSMIT is banned because I don't know what we're YELLING about!!!
Jairus is banned because he didn't have to continue the lyrics.
Jairus is banned. I laugh at him and his early bird ways. Yes, I say "good morning" at 2:00pm. Hahhahah.
Grrr.... vsmit is banned.
Pagan is banned. That is all.
Jairus is banned because Pagan failed.
VSMIT is banned because that is why he FAILS.
Mowser is banned because I don't believe it.
Jairus is banned because no one's been banned in nearly three hours. I didn't realize this game could get that quiet.
Pagan is banned because I am currently suffering from a mild form of writer's block. Oh well, I'm going to get something up today, it just won't be the story that reveals what Roland is...
Jairus is banned due to a morning craving to thwack a roo-rat.
Mowser is banned due to a morning desire to capture a mouse.
Jairus is banned. Good morning everyone. <blinks>
Pagan is likewise banned. Now what should I write today...?
Jairus is banned for not having his own imagination.
VSMIT is banned because it was a rhetorical question: I was asking myself what I should write.
Jairus is banned because if he didn't want the question answered, he shouldn't have posted it. Everyone knows that the internet doesn't see rhetorical questions as rhetorical...
VSMIT is banned because I have answered my question. However, I am now wondering if perhaps we should ban the internet for being so screwed up...
Jairus is banned because it's been about 8.5 hours since anyone banned him.
VSMIT is banned because it's been about the same length of time since anyone banned him.
Jairus is banned because without me and him, this thread would be nothing (until Ren comes back...).
VSMIT is banned because I'm bored. I already got my post up for the night over in my thread, so I don't know what else to do... maybe I should do my homework.
Jairus is banned for boredom. If you're bored, you should figure out more interesting reasons for banning me.
VSMIT is banned by the sword of King Martongis!
Jairus is banned in the name of the great sword-maker Masamune.
VSMIT is banned by Sephiroth's Masamune!
Jairus is banned. I don't know, I just never feel very inspired to ban you. Except in the mornings. Cause that's always my first post of the day. It's just like a part of my breakfast, with the OJ and the cereal and stuff.
I think I've been watchin' too much Mitch Hedberg again.
Pagan is banned for not posting something in his thread in four days.
Jairus is banned for making it a requirement that others post in their threads.
VSMIT is banned because he makes a point: it is rude of me to do so. Sorry, Pagan.
Jairus is banned for being so quick to apologize...
VSMIT is banned because he made a good point and I couldn't think of the beginning for an argument to refute your statement.
Jairus is banned because it's too early for his mind to start going to sleep.
VSMIT is banned because my mind is not going to sleep, it's thinking about other things.
Jairus is banned for thinking of other things.
VSMIT is banned because I can still divert a few thoughts to banning you.
Jairus is banned because it's not really that hard to figure out a new way of banning you.
VSMIT is banned because the back and forth is getting boring. We need more banners.
Jairus is banned because a lot of the members of this forum are asleep. Not all of them are in the Pacific Time Zone.
VSMIT is banned because he makes a good point. Of course, Pagan's in Georgia and he's been up until five Atlantic time on a few occasions, but maybe he's just nuts.
Jairus is banned because I know a guy in Jersey who stays up regularly all hours of the night.
VSMIT is banned because I can't even imagine doing that. The latest I've ever been up was about 5 AM, and I was actually working.
During stuff like winter break and spring break, I've stayed up more than 24 hours. Took a 2 hour nap afterward, but I was still up all night. And I wasn't even working.
VSMIT is banned for forgetting to ban me. Besides, winter/spring break for me is visiting family, not partying. I don't go anywhere (vacations with the family to Hawaii or New Zealand don't count).
Jairus is banned because I wasn't even partying. I was just watching TV and helping my modding team.
VSMIT is banned because now I feel like a dork. And I feel like going to bed.
Jairus is banned because that statement is too easy to pervert. So I won't.
VSMIT is banned because I had a feeling you'd say something like that.
Jairus is banned for not taking the initiative and not posting that particular phrase.
VSMIT is banned because in my state of approaching sleep, I cannot for the life of me recall "that particular phrase."
Quote from: Jairus on August 17, 2008, 02:51:15 AM
VSMIT is banned because now I feel like a dork.
Jairus is banned because :yeahthat is what I was talking about.
...
:sweatdrop
You're banned, VSMIT. Good night.
Jairus is likewise banned. Although it won't be "good night" if he bans me here.
VSMIT is banned for giving jay such a hard time. that's my 5th objective you know.
E is banned because I haven't banned him in a long time.
Black Angel is banned because I haven't banned anyone for a while.
Ren Gaulen is banned as a welcome back, and because we missed him. And to kick reason to the curb.
Jay is banned for kicking stuff in the curb (thus littering) when we have a nice Bottomless Pit of Misery and Unpleasant Things to kick stuff into it.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the Bottomless Pit of Misery and Unpleasant Things is currently out of commission due to the N00b Wars that were waged while he was away. All we currently have operating is the Not-So-Bottomless Pit of Not-Niceness and Big-Ol-Meanies.
Jay is banned by an Erupting Banning Sekiha Bankantou Tenkyoken for not cleaning the main Pit.
Ren Gaulen is banned as I awaken. Bow to my glory, bask in my splendor.
Pagan is banned because he is not a god to be worshipped like that. And if he really is a god, than it will be necessary to abolish him!
Ren Gaulen is banned. Or do you want to taste my banaxe?
Pagan is banned. Or do I have to treat you to my bansword?
Ren Gaulen is banned by the one thing that can defeat a Bansword: a Banhammer!
Ban Hammer, Operation Approved!
Roger, Ban Hammer, safety device, RELEASE!
System Change!
Hammer Connect!
Ban Hammer!
Hammer Hell!
Hammer Heaven!
Become the light!!!!!
Jay is banned because he got it all wrong.
Hammer Ban!
Hammer Sticky!
BECOME BAAAAANNED!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex29l7Sj62Y&mode=related&search=)
Curatio teneritas, sectio, salus, coctura...
Ren Gaulen, be banned by the light of Purification!!!
Jairus is banned to stop all of the crazy references.
VSMIT is banned for attempting to stop us. Resistance is futile, VSMIT. Don't fight the references. Become one with the references. No.. You are already one with them! Rejoice! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned by the School of the Undefeated of the East!
Jairus is banned by the Undefeated of the West.
VSMIT is banned by the wings of the king!
Jay is banned by the Winds of the Tzar! :B (winds, not wings)
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Russian Revolution. (Dangit!)
Curses! Foiled again! Jay is banned by undead Lenin (scary, huh?).
Ren Gaulen is banned because I summon Cyborg Lincoln in attack mode! Cyborg Lincoln, destroy his Undead Lenin with Emancipation Cannon!
Look! Undead Lenin evolves into Lich Lenin! Lich Lenin! Use the Iron Curtain to protect against Emancipation Cannon! And then fire the Flames of the World Revolution to attack Jay's Health Points directly (wait, what are we parodying?..)! Jairus, become banned!!
Ren is banned for parodying YGO.
VSMIT is banned because this episode is a parody of the Saw franchise.
Jay is banned by a WarSaw. Or Warsaw.. I'm not sure.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Prague. Beautiful country.
Jay is banned because Prague is no country, my boy, no country (I know what you meant, but still..). It's a space station! No wait.. It's a trap!
Ren Gaulen is banned because Poland is kicking ass and taking names!
Jairus is banned because Germany kicked Poland's ass and didn't even ask for its name...
VSMIT is banned because it was not Poland's fault.
Ren Gaulen is banned because it's even cooler than that. Technically, Poland never surrendered to Germany following its defeat, and members of the Polish armed forces kept fighting all through World War II. Poland never gave up. Now that is awesome.
Jay is banned because eventually Poland was overrun by the ground forces of the Principality of Zeon (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Poland.jpg). Now that is awesome! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned because it still took a space empire and giant frikkin' robots to finally defeat Poland.
Jubblies is banned because Poland STILL didn't surrender. It was just overrun. Again.
Eh. They're used to it.
Corny is banned because they always get back up afterwards. The Poles are that awesome.
Jay is banned by me, because others seem to have been scared away by the sheer awesomeness of the Poles.
..But do you know what is more awesome than the Poles? The Monopoles are! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned for being singularly awesome.
llearch is banned because I am so singularly awesome that a black hole would not escape me.
Ren is banned because he's so awesome he could use black holes as Rasengan!
Jairus is banned because I am so awesome that I can use Rasengan as a black hole!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he could combine two Rasengan black holes to create a rift in time and space great enough to create a freakin' TARDIS!
Jairus is banned because aaaaahm - to awesome for this thread, too awesome for this thread, the way I'm disco-dancing..
Ren Gaulen is banned for using that song... eurgh.
What? Too awesome for you? >:] Be banned, then! >:D
Ren Gaulen is banned because there are few things too awesome for me... and that song is not one of them.
Jay is banned by the sheer awesomeness of this thing (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolCats/HolyShitThisisawesome.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned because yes, that is indeed awesome.
Jay is banned because this is my job. What's yours? >:3 (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/GarbageNinja-1.jpg)
Ren is banned for not being as awesome as me. 8)
Slowtini is banned because I find his awesomeness inferior. But the animated gif in his signature is truly awesome. Well, Leonidas makes almost anything awesome..
Ren Gaulen is banned because this song (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=nuMXBHEuTrs) makes anything hilarious. Seriously.
Jairus is banned because the slow motion ruined the clip. Therefore, Suzaku Must Die (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=b3xI3JQuwN0).
Ren is banned because Michael Phelps IS Sparta.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/veraynna/Phelpsissparta.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because Kamina is Leonidas (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Dontbelieveinyourself.jpg). Only younger.
Ren is banned for having an incorrect number of eyeballs.
Slowtini is banned because it was science who did it to me.
Ren Gaulen is banned in my search for vengenance.
Pagan is banned because he should search for it.. on Aiur!
Ren Gaulen is banned for Tassadar!
En taro Tassadar! Jay is banned for Zeratul.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Jim Raynor.
Jay is banned by Sarah Goddamn Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades.
Ren Gaulen is banned because Kerrigan is dead: she just doesn't know it yet. And I think we both know which awesome epitome of the human race is going to do it, no matter what it eventually takes.
Gaulen is banned because I haven't seen him in the newest game in the Arena.
Grrr.... stupid RooRat wanna-be. Be banned.
Pagan is banned because I'm right now working on a list of the main characters for "The Covenant War."
Jay is banned as I wish him great success (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolCats/GreatSuccess.jpg).
Gaulen is banned by the Shakespearian archanids.
Pagan is banned by Christianity.
Slow's banned because... hmm... Slow's banned by... uh... huh. Just be banned.
Pagan is banned by Pastafarianism.
Jairus is banned .... you mean Rastafarian? Or is that the right spelling?
Any way, you're banned. I'll ban everyone with my axe if they attempt to dispell my heathenism.
Pagan is banned because, no, I meant Pastafarianism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster).
Jairus is banned because his noodly appendage shall not violate the sanctity of my soul (whatever that means). There is no other God but the God-Empress!
Ren is banned by my devotion to the Lady.
Both Pagan and Ren Gaulen is banned because that's okay: according to The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.22I.27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn.27ts.22), He is not a jealous god and is okay with you believing in what or whoever you wish.
Jairus is banned because I am seriously considering to start worshipping the God-Emperor, since my faith in the Empress is crumbling, but I can't decide which one to worship - God-Emperor from "WarHammer 40K" (what's his name, anyway?), or God-Emperor Leto II from "Dune".
Ren Gaulen is banned because according to what I've heard, one of his names was "Jesus."
Go for the one with drugs who won't blow up a planet because one person pissed him off.
Yeah, Leto II got some cool stuff. Like spice. :B Jairus is banned by ten legions of Sardaukars, suddenly descending upon him.
Ren is banned because I noticed a grammatical error in his ramblings earlier.
God Empress...
Goddess.
I don't think she'd appreciate your blasphemies.
Slowtini is banned because a little blasphemy is good for the soul. Imagine how much better the Pope would feel if he suddenly screamed "Jesus wasn't the son of God!" in front of a crowd of people watching him.
Jairus is banned for heresy. He shall shortly be absconded with by men in red cloaks and hats.
Blasphemy! ..Feels good!. >:] Jay is banned for corrupting me.
Cog is banned because Spanish Inquisition is unwanted here.
Ren Gaulen is banned because if you do not confess to the sin of heresy against the Holy Church, then we shall be forced to tie you... to the rack!!!
Jay is banned because I.. AM.. THE CHURCH!! ..No, wait, I am the Law.. Bah, same thing!..
Ren Gaulen is banned because I am the law and the law is not mocked, I'll spit his pity right back in his face. There is nothing on Earth that we share, it is either Jairus or Gaulen!
Jairus is banned. Screw the money, I have rules! >:[
Ah, wait...
Cog is banned because my hair gives me the power to do so!
Ren is banned because my voice is Vice-President of the United States.
Jay is banned because my voice is the loud roar that tells people to defeat stuff.
Ren is banned for my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! >:D
*explosions, destruction, mecha, etc etc*
BROTHER!!.. ..Wait, you're not my brother. :[ BE BANNED!
RennyBoy is banned because I Have The Power!
llearch is banned by the Power of the Greyskull.
Ren and Corny are banned because they're both muscly men wearing only a loincloth and holding a sword that gets bigger when you transform. I'm not saying anything, just making an observation.
llearch is banned... wait... "RennyBoy"? Is that like Danny Boy? Are ya'll in a DDR match or something?
Grr... stupid mech wolf. Go ban yourself.
GAH! Bannation to all! Burn!
Who are you calling a "stupid mech wolf", Pagan?! I am not a wolf, and I am most definitely not stupid (the mech part is somewhat true, though)! A ban to you!
Ren is banned for not banning Pagan for banning the wrong person.
Jay is banned because I'm gonna ban the unbannable, do the impossible, ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWER!
Ren Gaulen is banned because there can be only one.
Mr. L is banned because this is going to be me.
Ren Gaulen is banned because this fight is heating up too fast for me to make popcorn.
Jairus is banned because my ramen was just coming to a boil... bastard.
Black_angel is banned for boiling her water.
Corny is banned for boiling his water in a paper bag.
It's supposed to be possible, but I've never seen it done.
Jairus is banned by the fifth protocol of banning.
Screw the protocols, I have two-coloured hair! E_voyager is banned for no good reason.
Ren is banned by the sound of one hand banning. It's nothing like one hand clapping oddly enough.
Mowser is banned by the sound of one hand burning red. Its loud roar tells me to deliver your ban.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the sound of the other hand burning red. It's loud roar tells me to defeat you. Erupting Banning Finger!!!
HA! Your technique is inferior to mine!
I am invincible!
My combat skills are perfectly honed!
The power of my strike knows no equal!
The School of the Machine-God Fist!
Ultimate technique!
SHINHA MōGEKI REPPA!!!
Become banned!
Ren Gaulen, you are banned. The days of summer have passed into the west, and the days of classes have begun.
Pagan is banned because he's up early. Good morning.
Jay is banned because I'm gonna rawk - imperially (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny29.jpg)! *ker-epic guitar solo*
Ren Gaulen is banned by the power of the clue bat (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ClueBat.jpg?t=1219075517).
Jay is banned by an Angry Mahreen bombardment (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny31.jpg). And the fact that they are launched at the enemy like missiles only makes them angrier.
Ren Gaulen is banned by my despair (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Despair.jpg?t=1219075811).
Jay is banned by the Anti-Spiral Coalition. "Stop your drills - preserve the Heavens!"
Ren Gaulen is banned by Kamina's predecessor (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/GarrodRan-1.jpg?t=1219076060).
Jay is banned by my dramatic lensflare (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Coach.jpg).
Ren is banned with a 3M ban attack. Macross Missle Massacre Ban!
Mowser is banned by 4M ban attack. Mighty Multi Magic Missile Ban! (Tiare's trademark attack, hence silly name; it stops looking silly when it takes out every target within five mile radius, though.)
Ren Gaulen is banned by Project 303E (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Plan303E.jpg?t=1219077279).
Jairus is banned by the M-808 Main Battle Tank.
VSMIT is banned by the RMS-154 Barzam (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/RMS-154Barzam.jpg?t=1219077679).
Jairus is banned by Gundam XXXG-01D2.
VSMIT is banned by the awesomeness of the GM Finger!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/GMFinger.jpg?t=1219076191)
Jay is banned by the Zero Shining Finger (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ZeroShiningFinger.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned by Ryoma Nagare (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/RyomaNagare.jpg?t=1219077888).
Jay is banned by the entire Getter team performing the Shine Spark.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/GetterShineSpark.png)
Set.. Getter.. ONE!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned by one of the greatest team-ups in history (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ArmageddonfortheDecepticons.jpg?t=1219079822).
Jairus is banned by the victor of the Ultimate Showdown. (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)
Mowser is banned by Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
VSMIT is banned by Aerith with a blood-stained chainsaw. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AerisSnapped.jpg?t=1219083733)
Jay is banned by Imperial Venerable Evangelion (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WRYYYYYYYYYYY2.jpg).
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Qubeley's new pilot... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/QPilot.jpg?t=1219084243)
Jay is banned by my new ride (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny41.jpg) (no, Ork Elvis is not me).
Ren Gaulen is banned by my new ride (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/MSZ-006.jpg?t=1219084563).
Jay is banned because his ride runs on dead people. My ride runs on pure orkiness (well, I myself lack orkiness, but still I can WAAAAAAGH! if I try).
Ren Gaulen is banned because this one runs on dead people too (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/MSZ-010.jpg?t=1219084563).
Jay is banned by the seekret weapon of the orks (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny32.jpg).
Ren is banned, and his soul consumed by the thirst of Slaanesh.
Cog is banned because Slaanesh would have indigestion from me. I am the follower of Khorne, after all. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/Awesome29.jpg)
Ren is banned because I can't stand the sight of blood, sir. Can I go home?
Sure. Be banned, and you are free to go. :3
Thanks! Here's a good-bye ban!
Wait! It's to dangerous to go alone! Take this (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/KHARNLOEVKHITTEN.jpg)! Well, this and a ban.
No worries, I have this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Compensating.jpg?t=1219087334), this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Kittens2.jpg?t=1219087440), and this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/GundamSEEDDisney.jpg?t=1219087382)! With these weapons, I am invincible!
Jay is benned because I have found the real super-weapon of the orks - Gorkken-Morkann (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/Gorkken-Morkann.jpg)!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for having too many weapons.
Corny is banned because we know that his box is just stuffed with weapons.
Jubblies is banned because the box is actually stuffed with monkeys.
VSMIT is banned because one of these monkeys has a gun.
Ren Gaulen is banned because most monkeys are timid, placid creatures, but you've got yourself a killer! (Monty Python reference)
Jay is banned because I have got myself an ultralisk (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/FuckYEAH8.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned for being a filthy minion of the Blood God.
Stygian is banned because that's not filth. That's blood, too.
Ren Gaulen is banned for wasting good, tasty blood.
Stygian is banned because meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
Jairus's banned. Class is over! I'm back! Till class starts again wednesday....
Pagan is banned because his schedule is weird... what am I saying, all of my classes are Monday through Wednesday.
Jairus is banned for not taking enough classes.
VSMIT is banned because I'm still in summer session, meaning that all of the classes are only three days a week.
Jairus is banned. I have the strangest urge to act as Ren and you and quote some obscure anime....
If you cannot fight us - join us! For now - be banned, though.
Ren Gaulen is banned because Pagan must join us, for we are the Death Army (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/DeathArmy.jpg?t=1219100734).
Jay is banned because we cannot be the Death Army (not that one, at least). Have you forgotten? We have wiped it out just yesterday!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he forgot that he wiped the army out yesterday: I was protecting the evacuating civilians from the scouts.
Jairus is banned because I actually don't watch too much anime to actually be able to quote like ya'll. I probably could wax poetic on my own though....
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks!
It is the ban, and you Pagan are the banned!
Jay is banned because he was caught trying to simply walk into Mordor. Boromir disapproves (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolCats/Bitchesdontknow4.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned because one does not simply thrust vector into Mordor (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/OnedoesnotsimplyThrustVector.jpg?t=1219104592).
Jay is banned because I do. :B
Ren is banned because oh my god... he's a Furry. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/OhmygodImafurry.png?t=1219104835)
Jay is banned because oh my God... he's gay for Abel (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/OMGImgayforAbel.png). Then again, everyone is.
Ren Gaulen is banned because truer words have never been spoken. I'll let you wonder which half of your post I'm talking about.
You were talking about both parts, Jay. Face it. And be banned by the lamest outfit ever (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LamestOutfitEver.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned because you're making Josh sad (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/JoshSad.png).
Wait, who the heck is Josh?
He is dead now. And Domon is about to follow him, I fear (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Thissashofmine.png). As for you, Jay, be banned for not knowing who Joshua is (http://www.project-future.org/) (WARNING! People get killed on-screen in this comic!).
Ren is banned because I just realized that Master Asia's line is a parody of Domon's. And because I now know who Josh is... this should have made Josh happy (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/JoshHappy.png), but I don't think that's going to happen...
Jairus is banned because anime references are contagious (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/TheAbelThatChopsEvil.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned because you're not fooling anyone (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Overcompensation.jpg?t=1219106191).
Jay is banned because to avoid this thing one should do a barrel roll (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Dothebarrelroll.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned because my eyes bleed.
Pagan is banned for having bleeding eyes.
VSMIT is banned because BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! Also, because he should have taken Pagan to a doctor - bleeding eyes is not a good sign.
Ren is banned for not using nova bombs wisely.
Mowser is banned because the bans must flow.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the rivers will run red with blood, society as we know shall crumble, and samurai felines shall once again ride on dinosaurs!
Jay is banned because Rik Dom approves of it (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Approved1.jpg) (at least I think it is Rik Dom).
Ren Gaulen is banned because it looks like a fanart-custom Dom Tropen (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/0083/ms-09ftrop.htm). The lines are wrong for a normal Dom or Rik Dom, and the color scheme is wrong for a Dom Funf. I'll go with it being a custom fanart.
Jairus is banned. This was approved by Vash (http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Trigun/vash_thumbsup.jpg).
Mowser is banned as they are between me and the true Target Jairus
E's banned to appease my hunger.
Pagan is banned as very few things can eat my preferred metal body.
e_voyager is banned because my normal web browser isn't working and it's driving me nuts!
Jairus is banned for multiple photobucket fails. (your photobucket links aren't working jay)
e_voyager is banned because everyone knows that Zero is better.
Mowser is banned because as next generation Zero is full of bugs (and dying) and will kill us all.
e_voyager is banned because I've been reorganizing my Photobucket account. When I have time and my main browser working, I'll fix the links.
Jay's malfunctioning browser is banned by the Gihren Beam (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/GIHRENBIIIIMUUUU111.gif).
Ren is banned because I don't think he's cleaved evil in awhile. You slackin' off? Or has no one be evil for you to cleave?
Pagan is banned because Zengar is back (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/CleaveandSmiteEvil.jpg), and now he does all the cleaving of Evil. I just stay at the safe distance.
Ren is banned, because he's better at the cleaving and smiting than old Zengar is. :<
Cogidubnus is banned by the Crossbone Kick!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Ouch.jpg?t=1219167166)
Jay is caught between fighting Daizengar and Thrudgelmir (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/BattleoftheGods2.jpg) and banned in the massacre.
Ren is banned by Archer and strange plots involving time-travel.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Megatronlikeswherethisisgoing.jpg)
Cog is banned for Archer. May the Unlimited Blade Work forever.
Cogi is banned because whatever science-fiction show he is referencing does not exist. Clearly he must be imagining things about a man named Archer who travels through time.
Ren is banned because that was immensely clever of him.
Jay is banned by the Internet Hate Machine (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/InternetHateMachine4.jpg).
Ren is banned because that might have broken my mind. I'm going to go back to writing about knights fighting men in magitek powered armor suits.
Jairus is banned because he may run, but he will never escape Suzaku (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Lulz1.jpg)... SUZUKICK!
Ren Gaulen is banned by my Guren (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/GurenSEITENEightElements1.jpg?t=1219170707)...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Jay is banned by my other new ride. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/CoolStuff113.jpg) Don't bother running - you're already banned.
Ren Gaulen is banned for two reasons:
1) Say hello to Metal Wolf (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Ahaahahahayourescrewed.jpg?t=1219171226).
2) It is freaking hard writing a full-fledged battle scene.
Jay is banned by the Epic Alliance (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/EpicGattai.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned because the awesome rolling off of that image is starting to break reality. I seem to currently be an anthropomorphic kangaroo-rat. I will get back to you if my status changes.
Jairus is banned --- wait, what are all these sheep doing here? Go, shoo! I am not a shepherd!
Pagan is banned by the Erupting Burning Hell and Heaven! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/EpicWin1.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned boredly.
Cheer up, L! Here, have some bancakes (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Cute1.gif)!
Ren Gaulen is banned because I am still a kangaroo rat. What do you intend to do about this, Mr. "I Am Still Breaking Reality With My Awesome"?
Jairus is banned because there is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
Quote from: Jairus on August 19, 2008, 03:11:29 PM
What do you intend to do about this, Mr. "I Am Still Breaking Reality With My Awesome"?
CLEAVE REALITY IN TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/CoolStuff13.jpg)
Argh. Be banned, ninja Mowser!
...
Ren, you're banned because now there's another kangaroo-rat here... wait, it's Jyrras. Never mind.
Jay is banned because the Awesome keeps knocking on the Heaven's door (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/PowerOverwhelming.jpg). And the door is about to break..
... and now the Tenth Doctor has shown up. Great, you're banned for that too. Any more reality breaking, Ren, and they're going to end up in mobile trace suits. And we don't want that, do we?
Jay is banned because the Incredible Commander Gendo piloting Eva Unit One has just broken through the Heaven's door.. And look! A whole bunch of people appeared from it! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/TehGAR.jpg)
Oh, hey guys, I'll be right with you when I'm done banning Ren...
oh gods no!!!!!*Jyrras and the Doctor are now in their MTS suits...*
These hands of ours are burning red!
There loud cry tells us...
... to grasp happiness!
Erupting Burning Finger!
Seki-
-ha!
Ban-Ban Tenkyoken!!
Jay is banned because Simon has just deflected the Sekiha Tenkyoken by the awesomeness of his Dynamic Entry. "CHOGINGA GURREN-LAGANN!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ChougingaGurren-Lagann.png)"
Ren is banned because it seems that while the mice are away the cat and roo-rat will play.
Mowser is banned because you're about to get hit by the Awesome! ... Look out! The awesome meter is breaking! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Powah-Up2.gif?t=1219174763)
Jay is banned as the awesome meter breaks, taking the rest of the reality with it, and the new Spiral Knights triumph (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/TheWinrars.jpg)!
Ren Gaulen is banned because there is only one thing in the universe that can stop reality from collapsing into nothingness... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TARDISFullyManned.jpg?t=1219175052)
Jay is banned because I see four more such things (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/LookatyourGods.jpg).
Ren is banned because between him and Jairus, the level of nerdiness in this thread has reached astronomical proportions.
Mowser is banned because he is still a mouse. He said it himself.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the level of nerdiness in this thread is over NINE THOUSAND!!!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/HisPowerLevel.jpg?t=1219175303)
Quick, summon Optimus Liger (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/SpanishInquisition.jpg?t=1219174987) to protect us from the nerdiness!
Jay is banned by Harry Ord (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/UNIVEEEEEERSE.gif) suddenly falling from the sky in his mobile suit.
Ren is banned because I never know what the hell is going on in this thread.
Cogi is banned because some things never make sense (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Sense.jpg?t=1219175651).
Jay is banned because when in doubt - ready the anti-beam beams! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/TheAnti-BeamBeam.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned by my snowboarding mobile suit... wait, what?! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/SnowboardingMS.jpg?t=1219176292)
Jay is banned by psychotic Evoluder Guy wielding a personal Goldiban Hammer (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Turnintolight.jpg).
"HIKARE NI NAAAAAAREEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Ren and Jairus are both banned because seriously
(http://www.evilsmiley.com/images/dude_wtf.gif)
Mowser, Jairus and Ren are banned because Ryoma Nagare concurs.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/WTF2.jpg)
..Wait, did I just ban myself?..
Ren is banned for confusing me.
Black is banned, because orange is the new black.
Slowtini is banned because orange is the new camouflage.
Jay is banned because Orange is gonna.. love him tenderly (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Orangeisback.jpg)... >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned because this particular Cubi Kangaroo Rat Does Not WANT!!!! When are you going to unleash the awesome reality shattering thing that turns me back to normal?
Jay is banned because I'm gonna shatter reality alright.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/PiercetheHeavenswithyourFork.jpg)
Ren is banned by the Sensei of the Honourable Ninja Farm (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Honourable+Ninja+Farm+3/)
Slowtini is banned because this... is... SPARTA!!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ThisisSPARTA.jpg?t=1219187824)
Jubblies is banned because I really should get around to splitting this thread up.
llearch is banned because we might as well go to 150. Make it a record or something.
Pagan is banned because... Why split it up at all? o 3o
Slowtini is banned because the thread is getting a little long. Besides, it only seems to be a handful of people playing it: starting a new thread might get some fresh blood in here.
Mmmmm, blood.
Jay is banned by his haemophobia.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the way I wrote my post might have either been a reference to my minor phobia or a reference to hemophilia. I should have been more accurate.
Jay is banned because he was talking about fresh blood, and I found it rather ironic, considering how elsewhere he mentioned that he is afraid of blood. Oh, and one more thing: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! Thank you for your attention.
Ren is banned because in that case, it was a sort of ironic comment, rather than expressing a love for something. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to shudder violently.
Jairus is banned for his falling accuracy rate. Jay shape up or transform and roll out!
E is banned for sounding like Optimus Prime for a second. *starts shuddering together with Jairus*
Ren! We must initiate Gattai sequence! Quickly or you'll be banned! Quick, to the Core Fighter Gundam! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/CoreFighterGundam.png?t=1219189700)
Jay is banned because I don't think I want to get inside the Core Fighter Gundam..
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Donotwant.png)
Ren is banned because it's totally safe. I mean, come on, the thing is made of escape craft... what could possibly go wrong?
Jay is banned because that's exactly what is wrong with it. Commissar Bright (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ImperialComissarBright2.jpg) does not approve of such cowardice!
Ren Gaulen is banned by Rambright. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Rambright2.jpg?t=1219190237)
JAy is banned because Murphy struck
e_voyager is banned because there's a million-to-one chance that Murphy's strike will help us out... and what do you know, one-in-a-million chances pop up nine times out of ten.
Jay is banned because it was friggin' brilliant (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolCats/BRILLIANT.jpg)! Rambright, I mean.
Ren is banned because I have (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Rambright1.jpg?t=1219190236) three (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/RamboBright.jpg?t=1219190509) more (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/RamBright.jpg?t=1219190509).
Jay is banned because.. Do you remember Joshua, Jay? The one who was shot in the head? Well, he is not completely dead (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/EvenindeathIstillserves.png).
Ren is banned because having him show up to save the hero's butts would really be a deus ex machina at this point.
Jay is banned because I am becoming a Gundam becoming a Lagann (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Gurren-Lagannonice.jpg)! :B
Ren is banned because I want him to meet Kamen Lagann. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/KamenRiderLagann.jpg?t=1219190936)
Jay is banned as I counter his Kamen Lagann with my EvaZakus (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/EvaZakus.jpg)!
Ren Gaulen and his EvaZakus are banned by my god (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/GodGundam2.jpg?t=1219191139).
Jay is banned because everyone's a Gundam now (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolCats/IamaGundam.jpg). >:[
Ren is banned for posting that picture. That guy doesn't need a banning: he needs a Bright Slap© (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/BrightSlap1.jpg?t=1219190602)!!!!
J is banned by Soldato J (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/SoldatoJ.jpg). Just like that.
Ren Gaulen is banned because we've got a ways to go (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/AsimoGundam.jpg?t=1219191491).
Jay is banned by the Steel Finger (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ShiningFinGAR.jpg)!
Ren is banned by my backup plan (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/BackupPlans.jpg?t=1219191853).
Jay is banned because you can always punch and kick (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/SuzakuSports2.jpg) your opponent.
Ren is banned because It is an Epyon (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/GNFlag.jpg?t=1219192159).
Jay is banned because Misato doesn't know what's an Epyon (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Whatsthiscrap7.jpg).
Ren is banned because you should tell her that this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Epyon.jpg?t=1219192292) is an Epyon.
Jairus is banned because now everything has calmed down... I think I might be able to get started.
Pagan is banned because I don't know what he's going to get started on.
Jay is banned because he is about to witness the opening of a keg of whoop-ass (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ownage2.gif).
Ren's banned for distracting me from writing. Or am I distracting myself? No, it's your fault.
Jay is banned by Master Asia (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ReallifeMasterAsia.jpg) to distract him even further.
Ren's banned by a head shot (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/HeadShot.jpg?t=1219193312).
Jay is banned by Ali al Sarchez delivering a roundhouse kick to Lockon Stratos (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/OhGodlol.png).
Ren is banned by Wing Zero.
Pagan is banned by Zero. An army of Zero (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/WeareZero.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Zero Dog. Seriously, WTF?
Jairus is banned by this abomination (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Horror2.jpg) (it'll give you nightmares).
Ren is ban...ne...d... where is his other arm? Oh GODS! Where's the BLEACH!?
Ren is banned because not only do I have that particular image, I have titled it on my computer "GaoGaiGar-tan Combination... oh... ouch."
And it's not as disturbing as this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/BubbleBathoftheEast.jpg?t=1219194441). Sure, I've used it before, but it's too perfect not to be used twice...
Pagan is banned because GaoGaiGar-tan is a girl, as is little Goldymarg Hammerloli there.
Jay is banned by oh-so-happy Incredible Commander Gendo (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Horror0.png).
Ren is banned by the real power behind NERV (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheRealPowerBehindNERV.png?t=1219194744).
I hesitated about using it. Honestly. But it is too horrible not to scar your minds with it. Jay, be banned by the blasphemy (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Mindfuck.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned for hesitating. And because the East ain't the only thing that's burning red... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/TheEastainttheonlythingburningred.jpg?t=1219194959)
Towely says, don't forget to bring the brain bleach!
Jay is banned by Courage (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/HisFinestHour.jpg) and Manliness (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Ryoma1.jpg) to outweight the previous two pictures.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on August 19, 2008, 08:37:16 PM
Jay is banned because he is about to witness the opening of a keg of whoop-ass (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ownage2.gif).
Ren is banned because that is more raw the Ella Ragu!(the shadow skill)
E is banned for I do not know the anime of blasphemy (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Mindfuck.png), even though I think I should...
Pagan is banned because the blasphemy is from "Gurren-Lagann" the chick was a guy in the anime.. E is banned for making me want to watch "Shadow Skill" again.
ren is banned because this is nowhere near good enough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtRFs4B4aU&feature=related)but it's all i can do with out riping and uploading my DVD's. but at least you see some of that skill
E is banned by a Ying Style Sabre attack. Just like that. >:]
ren is banned by Gau ban of the black howling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtRFs4B4aU&feature=related)
E is banned by the Hero of Time.
Pagan is banned by the Hero of the Winds.
Jairus is banned. Now take Alastor for your trouble-- through the chest.
Pagan is banned. I'm going to thrust at him with great force using Lucifer.
Jairus is banned because all of this banning business makes me vomit!
(http://www.bassesbyleo.com/images/smilies/throwup.gif)
VSMIT is banned because I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptooie!
Ten points for Jairus!
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/vsmit/Danston.jpg)
Jairus is banned by Danston!
VSMIT is banned because there are no pictures!
Jairus is banned by a multitude of Disney references!
VSMIT is banned by Kingdom Hearts, the pinnacle of Disney references.
Jairus is banned by Kingdom Hearts II, the pinnacle of both Disney and FF references.
VSMIT is banned because I'll have to buy a DS and a PSP for 358/2 Days and Birth by Sleep.
Jairus is banned because I will only have to buy a PSP.
VSMIT is banned because I wish they'd release Final Mix II in the rest of the world. They never will, the Square Enix jerks.
Jairus is banned because I'd rather have RE: Chain of Memories than Final Mix II.
VSMIT is banned because I agree with him. I still want to get my butt kicked by Terra. Damn he looks amazing.
Ten bucks says that one of the first things that players who actually fought him in Final Mix II do in Birth by Sleep is let him die in some fashion.
Jairus is banned because I really want to see the original Ansem's true power.
VSMIT is banned because he means Master Xehanort. The original Ansem's true power is to do funny things to peoples hearts and research darkness and build Disneyfied death rays to kill a giant heart-shaped moon. And the power to sound like Christopher Lee, which is greater than all the other powers combined.
And I can't wait to see what Master Xehanort can do either.
If Ansem returns in Birth by Sleep, do you think they'll get Lee back to do his voice?
Jairus is banned because I think that if Ansem the Wise appears in any of the newer games, they'll probably get Lee back to do his voice. Because he's just awesome. And because I thought that Xehanort was called Ansem. You learn something new every day.
:tmyk
VSMIT is not banned for learning something. Yay!
He is, however, banned because I'm still coming down from my writing session for today, and am having a hard time keeping an idea in my head for very long.
Jairus is banned for getting high off writing.
(http://www.bassesbyleo.com/images/smilies/blowup.gif)
VSMIT is banned because it's just the incredible rush I get off of writing something and getting it out of my head and onto paper... well, computer. I lack the experience necessary to be able to accurately call it a "high," however.
Jairus is banned for not knowing the limits of his own strength.
VSMIT is banned because I may not know my own strength, but I know that I'm not the strongest person on the forums.
Jay is banned because our strength is in unity! Don't believe in yourself, Jay! Believe in me, who believes in you! Kick the reason into the curb! Who the hell do you think we are?! >:D (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Kamina1.png)
Ren is banned by parody. (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/071029.jpg)
Mowser is banned because it's satire. No it isn't, it's just zany madcap humor.
Jubblies is banned to keep things going.
L is banned by my rowing. Ban the Unbannable, Do the Impossible, Row! Row! Fight the Power!
Ren is banned because a man who can make rowing badass is truly terrifying. That's almost as scary as a guy who can make eating a potato chip or writing in a notebook awesome.
Jairus and Raen are banned because all I can hear is "row, row, row your boat gently down the stream..." Great. Thanks a lot.
Mowser is banned because we jumped from v05 to v09 fairly quickly.
VSMIT is banned by sheer manliness (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/CourageDefined7.jpg).
Mowser is banned because when I was a little kid I used to think that that song was about my mom because of the "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" line.
VSMIT is banned because Boxy just split the thread up and migrated most of the pieces to the Treasury. It did happen a little suddenly.
I was going to ban Ren for ninja-ing me twice, but the sight of that image has redeemed him in my eyes.
Jairus is banned because eight replies have been posted while I've been trying to post. :<
Cogi is banned for sluggish posting.
Ren Gaulen is banned for overuse of stereotypes.
Besides, Airman Higgs is better.
Cogidubnus is banned for getting in the way. ;-]
Mowser is banned for getting in the way of Cogibudnus getting in the way.
llearch is banned for being too slow.
VSMIT is banned because I wanted to tell Boxy that Higgs never had to fight a giant-robot sized anti-ship beam sword.
Jairus is banned because he hasn't either.
Mowser is banned for being the voice of reason.
VSMIT is banned by additional Action Points (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny39.jpg). Fear.
Ren is banned due to his excessive image based bans. I know that images convey a thousand words, but these are just bans!
Mowser is banned with a nice simple ban. Do you feel better now?
Jairus is banned by text!
Cogi is banned by words!!!!
Jairus! I, Ren Gaulen of Kirindor, command you: become banned! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/SPINZAKU.gif) (Jay is banned by an animated gif.)
Ren is banned with the crushing force of a flying overhand banstaff to the noggin!
Mowser is banned because his banstaff has nothing on me! I can shoot psychokinetic Spinzakus out of my eyes! My powers of Geass-Fu are effervescent!
Ren is banned because with the power of Geass I have made Suzaku into Pretty Magical Princess Suzaku! By the power of the kick, he shall punish you!
Jay is banned because I kicked first (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality1.png).
Ren is banned because if I watched more anime I think this would all be a lot funnier. :B
Cogi is banned because I'm starting to realize how atrocious animation was back in the seventies. Eurgh.
Jairus is banned with an eraser to the back of the head.
Mowser is banned with a BOOT TO THE HEAD! D:<
Cogidubnus is banned by a handful of mud.
Jairus is banned by another Sword That Cleaves Evil (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/MetalOwnage.png) (WARNING! Graphic cyborg violence!).
Ren is banned because he seems to store all of these swords in his umbrella stand.
Jay is banned because I command him to rock on (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality5.jpg) target.
Ren is banned by Lockon Stratos. No other words or images are needed.
"Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon!..." Manly tears were shed.
Jay is banned by Zengar's long-lost twin brother - Dangar (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality28.jpg)! (It's a joke, people)
Ren is banned by high voltage. Danger Danger!
Mowser is banned by Danger Will Mowser! Danger Will Mowser! Danger!
Jay is banned for frightening a Gundam (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality30.jpg).
Ren is banned because in the end, there can be only one.
Mowser is banned because I will be this "one".
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm selling tickets and popcorn to this event.
Jay is banned because I have just taken a level in badass and got a new ability - Death Proofing (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Cool%20Pictures/DeathProof.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned by my new razor blade... the Schlick Quattro! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/95__Advertisement_by_sardonyxweapon.jpg)
Jay is banned because red colour does not only make things go three times faster. It also makes people kick asses three times harder. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Cool%20Pictures/BritishPower.jpg)
Ren is banned because this thread is starting to feel like a bunch of mutual gratification between very few people.
Mowser is banned because we're all best friends (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/BestFriends.jpg?t=1219252529) here.
Gentlemen! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Gentlemen.png) I like Ban Game. I like to ban people around me. I like to watch people ban each other. Even being banned myself is not too bad here. Now, observe Jairus become banned.
Ren is banned because I finally found something awesome enough to match his posts (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Thiscollectionsellsout24xfaster.jpg?t=1219252579)!
That picture was made of win and geekish goodness. You, sir, are a winrar and are no longer banned.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/AWINRAR.png)
Ren is banned because I am sick and tired of all these mother****ing Snakes on this mother****ing plane!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/1218942034366mc5.jpg)
That pun was awful, Jay. A Ban of the Gods to you! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BANOFTHEGODS.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because this thread... it requires more Nutmeg. Can there be more Nutmeg in this thread? (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png?t=1219252854)
Are you trying to use my jokes against me, Jay? >:3 You sneaky bastard, you.. >:] Be banned before I sick Pip on you. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Pip2.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned because his avatar's texty stuff makes me think he should have intel instead of a demon within.
Cog is banned because Intel is not within, Intel is inside. I, however, don't have it inside anyway. Sometimes I have Hate inside (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/HateInsideAvatar.png), though. :eek
Ren is not banned, because Khorne would probably be alright with that.
Cog is banned because Khorne is never alright.
Ren is banned for having no sense of relativism. Khorne is only alright when he's really, really angry. >:3
Cogi is banned because you never want to make Khorne angry. You won't like him when he gets angry...
"Angry"? Funny that you say it, Jay, seconds before a bunch of Angry Marines fall from the sky (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AngryMarines2.png), banning you..
Jairus is banned because Khorne is already angry! D:< BLOOD GOD. ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME! >:[
Ren is banned by the pretty marines. Because chaos is ugly.
Cogi is banned because the Angry Marines look so happy when they're angry.
Pretty Marines are banned by Horus (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny13.jpg). And Cog together with them. Jay is banned by Happy Marines.
Ren is banned because the only thing that should make the Happy Marines happy is killing things.
Ren is banned by C'tan Star Gods, who are closing the Eye of Terror with giant obelisk things. >:3
Jairus is banned because sometimes happiness is a perfect shot to the knees at 3000m.
Cogidubnus is banned because that isn't happiness, that's love (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/HK-47). I highly doubt that there are Love Marines.
Jay is banned because WAAAAGH! is happiness. But because of you this little ork lacks it! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WAAAAAGH.jpg)
Ren is banned because there's only one thing that'll make that Ork happy: More Dakka (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/more_dakka.jpg)!
Jay is banned because I'm joining the Empire (again)! Because it's more stylish than Chaos. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/StillPimpin1.png)
Ren is banned because I've got a new Gundam (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AlphoneseGundam.jpg). And it is awesome.
Jay is banned because the Imperial Tech-Priests are piercing the Warp with their Drill (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/TheImperium-PiercingtheWarpwithitsD.jpg)!
Ren is banned because the Aeduptus Mechanicus have something the Necron legions would like back... >:3
Cog is banned because the Imperium partying hard has apparently awakened Necrons in the first place (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny18.jpg).
Ren is banned because I have found the proof that courage can become ammunition (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Ammo.jpg)!
Jay is banned by Dio Brando's time-stopping knife-throwing Haro (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TokiWoTomare.png) (hell, this little buddy can almost replace Dio himself!).
Ren is banned by a loli with an INSANELY huge gun (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AloliwithanINSANELYhugegun.jpg?t=1219256940).
Jubblies is banned with nothing, because that makes such a huge difference to the thread.
llearch is banned, because jubblies are always a good addition to a thread.
Cogi is banned for being the previous poster.
Jay is banned by Adeptus Orthodonticus (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny36.jpg) (they are not Tooth Fairy).
Ren is banned because now I'm scared for my teeth.
Jay is banned because Adeptus Orthodonticus give the enemies of the Imperium smiles worth of forcibly removing from their faces later (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny35.jpg).
Jairus is banned, and is now the Chaos God of comedic irony.
Ren is banned because orthodontistry is very serious business. :B
Jairus is banned, and is now the Chaos God of comedic irony.
Ren is banned, because fo'seriously. :<
Cog is banned for missing the target. He's getting old, I fear. It's time for him to go to the Old Boyz Home (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny40.jpg).
Oh great, now I have to ban Ren for giving me that mental image.
"Moar... um... moar... what was that thing we wanted moar of?"
"Moar proon joose."
"Oh, right! You can never haff nuff proon joose!"
"Eh... chek out my new rokkit launcher! It's like... mounted on my cane! And it can blow them pesky kids off of the lawn!"
The lawn! Thanks for reminding me about it! Darn kids have overrun it again!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny47.jpg) Jay is not banned for saving my lawn.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I was painting this Ork's car red. It needs to go faster. Do you have some moar dakka for him to use?
Jay is banned because I invested all of my dakka into upgrading my motorcycle. Wanna race? (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny42.jpg)
Ren is banned because this is my ride (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/CoolStuff58.jpg?t=1219260250).
Jairus is banned because he and Ren are going to need their own ban thread at this rate.
Mowser is banned because my ride was just stolen by some crazy freak (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/WarhammerFunny20.jpg) (bastard stole my bike!).
Ren is banned because my new ride can help us get it back (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AEUGChange.jpg?t=1219260179).
Jay is banned because Kamille cannot be Ryoma. Only Ryoma can be Ryoma. Kamille can be a Gundam, though. Or was it Setsuna?..
Ren Gaulen is banned because if that ride shall not suffice, then how about this one (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Ohcrap.jpg?t=1219260872)?
Jubblies and Ren are banned because Amber said it best:
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
Mowser is banned because he has failed. I am a geek, like my father before me.
Ren is banned because I am a geek as well.
Slowtini is banned because Look! The East is banning red!
*Ren Gaulen is banned*
"Master? Master? Master? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Jairus is banned for my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow.
Cogidubnus is banned because this hand of mine burns and roars!
Jay is banned by the power of the Badabulousness (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/BADABULOUS.png).
Ren is banned by theGuren SEITEN (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/GurenSEITENEightElements2.jpg?t=1219260757). Again.
Jubblies is banned because he and Ren do have a ban thread all their own.
It's this one. ;-]
Corny is not banned, but I can't go into the reasons adequately here. Suffice to say, he is wise. Here, have an evil-cleaving swordsman (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Evilwillbecleaved.png?t=1219260493).
For using another one of my pictures Jay receives a Ban-Shee (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/ABanshee.jpg).
And I counter-ban with this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/GayforAbel.png?t=1219260634). Warning: Cranial Eyes May Bleed.
I in turn counter that picture drawn in a moment of weakness by a picture of Purest Marine (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/NonePurer.jpg) I found in the Interwebs. NONE PURER.
And I re-re-re-counter with an image I found on a forum about two years before I even heard of DMFA. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/HyperMode1.jpg?t=1219260861)
Jay is banned by the Legion of F*** Yeah (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolHammer%2040K/FuckYeah.jpg)!
Ren Gaulen is banned by this image of 80's anime compressed into one image of crossover awesome (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/80sAnime.jpg?t=1219270528).
Jay is not banned because the first character I saw in that picture was captain Harlock. And it made me happy.
Ren is banned by Pope John Paul II and his magic pope cane (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/AndthusJohnPaulIIstartedtowhacktheT.jpg?t=1219271174).
Jubblies is banned for using an image from Hudson Hawk.
Corny is banned for knowing which movie that came from? Did you read the Agony Booth review too?
Jay is banned because knowledge is half the battle.
Ren is banned because I'm using a plot weapon (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Ahplotweapons.jpg?t=1219270520) to stop that before it turns into a full-fledged flashback.
Jay is banned because I have gained the control of Thrudgelmir again.
Fear me.(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiMecha/ChibiThrudgelmir1.gif)
Ren Gaulen is banned because he should fear me: I have this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Augh.png?t=1219273383). :mwaha
Jay is banned because it might have been fair to move Zeong against it, but I'll just go ahead and tear his Puchyu-Dam with the Nightingale.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiMecha/ChibiNightingale.gif)
Ren is banned by this little costume mix up (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/CodeGeassSwichteroo.png?t=1219273838).
Jubblies is banned because I haven't seen that review.
Just the movie itself.
Corny is banned because all he had to do was ask... (http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Hudson_Hawk_1991.aspx)
There are a lot of great reviews on that site. It's also one of the few forums that I'm a member of.
Jay is banned for setting my eyes on fire (at least CC did wear Zero's uniform..). I counter it with a picture of Pip Bernadotte (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Pip3.jpg).
And I counter with Captain James T. Kirk (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/CaptainJamesTKirk.jpg?t=1219274665).
And I ban you by countering Kirk with Adama (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Adama.jpg).
Jay is banned because Kirk is one of the few who left paradise willingly only to die.
Ren is banned because CC is scary with her physical powers and insight.
E receives a Gau ban. He knows what it means. :3
Ren Gaulen is banned by the power of Cannon Fodder (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/CannonFodder.jpg?t=1219274934)!!!
Jay is banned by the Icon of Courage.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiMecha/ChibiGenesicGaoGaiGar.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned unless the Librarian gets a kiss under the mistletoe... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/HappyHogswatchnight3.jpg?t=1219276215)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/DramaticRemoval.jpg)
I'd rather ban myself
!!.. And you! >:[
Alternatively, you could hope that you've been a good boy this year, otherwise the Hogfather might just have to ban you. Ho Ho Ho. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/HappyHogswatchnight2.jpg?t=1219276384)
Jairus is banned in memory of Lockon Stratos.
I cannot ban Ren. A moment's silence for Lockon.
Lockon... Lockon... Lockon... Lockon...
:cry
Jay is banned because even Master Asia looks like he is about to cry (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality12.png). Actually, I don't know what's wrong with his face. Or his body.. :sweatdrop
Ren is banned because Master Asia is running from this guy (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/MasterArctic1.png?t=1219278532).
Jay is banned because Master Arctic seems to be running from somebody too. Maybe these guys? (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality13.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned, for doubting the valor of his own creations, and therefore, of himself. Believe in yourself, Ren Gaulen! :C
Cogi and Ren are both banned because Master Arctic does not run anyway: he prowls.
Crud, whatever it is has got the dog scared too. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Donotwant.jpg?t=1219279014)
Cog is banned for making a :C face. And for laying down his sword. Jay is banned because even a Gundam is scared (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality22.png).
You both are banned because I figured out what they're running from... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/FreedomGundam.jpg?t=1219279386)
Jay is banned for dragging Kira Yamato's toy into it. An old Gundam is so pissed off that he flings a Zaku at it. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality26.png)
Ren is banned because I can top that anger (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/WhenUniversesUnite.jpg?t=1219279906).
Jay is banned because the tossed Zaku has missed its target, but he's already returning (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality25.jpg)- to get his piece of the Freedom Gundam, apparently.
Ren is banned because that looks like it's from the "lost" episode of MSG. And that just makes me want to Facepalm (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Facepalm1.jpg?t=1219280190).
Jay is banned for facepalming. This is what may happen to you if you facepalm too much. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality7.jpg)
Alternatively, you could look like this, in which case you'd be banned for looking like "...". (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/6d3fe06c.jpg?t=1219280536)
Jay is banned because I think that was the face that gives Amuro nightmares (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Quality17.png)..
Ren is banned because this face will give anyone nightmares (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/StartrunningNow.png?t=1219281108).
Jay is banned because meanwhile, Spinzaku Rocks On (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/SPINZAKU2.jpg).
Ren is banned because these guys rock harder (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Fixed.jpg?t=1219281421).
Jairus is banned because the Who said it first. Long Live Rock.
Cog is banned because he still haven't picked up his sword. >:[
Ren is banned because I wanted to ban Cogi because I miss the sword-drawing picture in his avatar.
Jairus is banned, because to a true warrior, the sword is in the spirit and mind. It does no good to grasp a blade without a warrior's spirit. Just so, as long as you possess a warrior's spirit, an empty hand is sharper than any steel.
Cogi is banned because it was still awesomely cool. And for saying something deep and zen-like.
Jairus is banned because the only time I can really ban anyone without being sniped is at night.
VSMIT is banned because it's nice to ban you too. How was your day?
Jairus is banned because my day was long... University orientation sucks. And you're banned because you sniped me in the "the adder" thread up in the Villa.
Oh right, I forgot that you were starting this year! Yeah, my sister's getting started next week... I think. I don't know, I don't live there anymore so I don't get kept abreast of the news. So, how's university treating you so far? Aside from the orientation, I mean.
Oh, and you're banned because I didn't mean to snipe you.
Jairus is banned because while orientation is boring, I'm getting a lot of information for what I'll need for school. And I might have gotten more if I had decided to stay the whole time...
VSMIT is banned for escaping while he still could.
Jairus is banned because I'm going to Boomers for orientation tomorrow.
VSMIT is banned because I am not familiar with the term "Boomers."
Jairus is banned because it's a small amusement park.
Have you ever been to a Camelot or a Sunsplash?
VSMIT is banned because I can't say that I have, but I can get what you're saying. It's sort of like a Beach Boardwalk, except inland?
Jairus is banned because Boomers is sort of like that. I've never been to Davis, so I don't know what's around there that's like it.
It's got batting cages, go-karts, minigolf, laser-tag, an arcade, and some other stuff, too.
VSMIT is banned because as far as I know, there's nothing in or near Davis like it. Maybe in Sacramento, but the closest amusement park I can think of is Six Flags Marine World Discovery Kingdom (does anyone even call it that?), and it's about forty/fifty miles away.
Jairus is banned because it seems like the only way to have fun in Davis is to be invited to one of the campus parties.
VSMIT is banned because Davis is a pretty quiet town, and I kind of actually like it that way.
Jairus is banned because my hometown isn't quiet. You can hear the fireworks from Disneyland from my house, and I live a ways away from it.
Yeah, but you're right next to Disneyland. You're banned because if I'd gotten into UC San Diego, I'd been planning to sometimes do a little weekend trip up to Anaheim. Man, now all my memories of family trips to Disneyland are coming back... wow, I don't think I have any bad ones. Um, anyway...
Jay is banned because I'm not right next to Disneyland. I'm down the street from it, but it's a good 5-10 miles down the street.
VSMIT is banned because that's practically right next door. When I'm visiting my parents, a round trip to the library is about that distance, so it's not all that much.
Jairus is banned because it's quite a lot when you actually have to drive it.
VSMIT is banned because that area is a bit of a nightmare to drive in. We've gotten lost on three of our trips and had to turn around to try and find the right exit towards the resort area. We're usually too excited to care, though. Of course, if you'd been driving in a car for 8+ hours, you'd be excited to be getting close to your destination too.
Jairus is banned because that's the way it is for me if I'm driving up to your area.
VSMIT is banned because that's the way it is for anyone driving in an area they don't know.
Jairus is banned because I wasn't talking about getting lost. I was talking about the feeling of being done after 8+ hours of driving.
Oh, that. Well, I get that feeling after the two hour drive from my apartment to my parent's house, so I guess I'll ban you for the mutual experience.
Jairus is banned by NEEEEEEEEEEERDS!
VSMIT is banned by Nerds Ropes, from Wonka!
Jairus is banned by an oompa-loompa.
VSMIT is banned by a Chumba-Wumba.
Jairus is banned by an Adder.
VSMIT is banned by Asmodeus.
Jairus is banned by King Leonidas.
VSMIT is banned because this isn't madness, this is politics. (Gotta love Captain Sparrow)
Jairus is banned by Hector Barbossa.
VSMIT is banned by Captain Teague. Fear his mad guitar playing skills and his huge-ass book!
Jairus is banned by Davy Jones. From Banjo-Tooie.
VSMIT is banned because that game was one of the only sequels in history that was better than the original.
Jay is banned because the SAIA librarian (http://www.missmab.com/DLoads/DMFA_Wallpaper28_1280.jpg)is preferred here.
e_voyager is banned because Hannah is/was better...but I'd never say that to the librarians face.
Mowser is banned because he is afraid some librarian. Fear denies faith! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/FearDeniesFaith.png) (I had to use it somewhere.. :B)
Ren is banned because all fortunes must be ended with either the term "in bed" or "in my pants".
Mowser is banned through no fault of their own. due to low memory and buffer overflow mowser does not recall the mention of kissing the librarian that jay made 2 pages ago.
e_voyager is banned for causing a page fault. The requested memory block was not loaded and was not flagged as present. A segfault then occurred as an attempt to access the memory revealed it as locked due to bad data. No one should ever have to see that.
Mowser is banned for amusing me. But then, I'm one of the few around who would trap that segfault...
L is banned by an image of himself (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/TheBox.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking a simple mirror holds any fear for me.
llearch is banned, because mirrors are very dangerous things.
try{ Humor new = new Humor("Funny");}catch(FailedHumorException err){ printf(weak_appology);}Finally{ do_post(anime_pic); do_ban("Cogidubnus")}
exit(1);
Error: weak_appology invalid input for printf(); perhaps you mean weak_apology.
User banned.
sudo Ban -perm llearch -reason It was meant to be a pun on the word application
hehehe (http://xkcd.com/149/)
You're all banned for banning in computer programming code.
Jay is banned by my sheer awesomeness (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiKaminaRen.png).
Ren is banned because his sheer awesomeness just exploded my house.
Cog is banned because my sheer awesomeness has the power to reconstruct his house! *ker-reconstruction power*
Ren is banned because my Haro blocks with the power of his own awesomeness (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ChibiJairus1a.png?t=1219282521).
Dear lord can you image Haro actually kicking butt with some kind of hot-blooded spiritual attack? It'd probably look like this... (http://www.geocities.com/Those_Who_Are_Silly/Pictures_Other/GF13-017NJII-HARO_God_Haro_01.gif)
Jubblies is banned for not realising Mowser and I were using pseudo code, not real code.
Corny is banned because that should have been obvious to me when I heard the word "sudo."
JaiJai is banned because the one with sudo wasn't code.
Mowser is banned.
Sudo make me a sandwich.
Jairus is banned for not realising that geek cred requires recognizing the difference between code and pseudo code.
Mowser is banned for coding in a no coding zone
VSMIT is banned for my spell checker taking to long that i'm getting ninjed
e_voyager is banned because I don't know computer code. I leave that to the real geeks.
Jay is banned by an image of Lockon's Haro and Ali al Sarchez fighting to the death (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/HaroandAliinaknifefight.jpg). "Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon!.. :cry"
Ren is banned because given Ali's current mobile suit-less state, this Haro might be a better choice to kill him with (http://www.geocities.com/Those_Who_Are_Silly/Pictures_Other/MSZ-006_Zeta_Haro_01.gif).
Jay is banned because brave little Lockon's Haro does not need any mobile suits to exact his revenge!
Ren is banned because I think that Lockon's little Haro would take control of a repaired Dynames to exact his revenge with a sniper rifle. Can you imagine him saying "Smile you son of a bitch!" in his cute little Haro voice?
Jay is banned because he should not underestimate Ali either (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AlialSarchez.png). He's got some powers.. :B
Ren Gaulen is banned by the truth behind seatbelts (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/TheTruthBehindSeatbelts-lookatthebo.png?t=1219332197). Look at the bottom.
Jay is banned because a Char does not believe him (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Areyoushittingme7.jpg).
Ren is banned because a Char shits no one. It just sends massive swarms of zerg.
Cog is banned because I can spam missiles (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Quantity.jpg).
Ren is banned because I summon Zerging feddies (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Zerging.png?t=1219332469).
Jay is banned because I have stolen feddie mobile armour Dendrobium (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/DendrobiumHijack.jpg)!
Ren is banned because this is no METEOR, boy, no METEOR (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Dendrobium.jpg?t=1219332776)!
Jay, you are banned because you are no Ramba Ral, my boy, no Ramba Ral! >:D
Ren is banned by the power of the Orange Custom Curse (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/OrangeCustomCurse.jpg?t=1219333022). And because I know that I'm not Ramba Ral.
Jay is banned by a Gundam Washing Machine (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/GundamWashingMachine.jpg).
Ren is banned by the drawbacks of a rocket punch (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/RocketPunch.jpg?t=1219333266).
Attention, Jairus! My Zaku is in love! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Hewwo7.jpg) You are banned because of it.
Attention, Gaulen! My hair is assaulting you! And giant robots are love (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/LoveandRobots.jpg?t=1219334285)!
Jay is banned because giant robots are also the key to trench warfare (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/MobileSuits.png).
Ren is banned by poor little SD Zeong (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/SDZeong.jpg?t=1219334603).
Jay is banned because in space legs are just a decoration.
Ren Gaulen is banned because this mecha has legs, and it never seemed to stop it. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/RX-78-2Gundam.jpg?t=1219334597)
Jairus is banned because well.. it's the only way to break the chain.
Mowsed is banned for not cleaving the chain with his sword! I shall do it myself, then! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/ownage1.gif)
Ren Gaulen is banned for upsetting my beer.
llearch is banned for drinking a pansy beer, then.
Cogidubnus is banned for using excessive philosophy during battle
e_voyager is banned by The Rules (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/TheRules.jpg?t=1219335521).
Jairus is banned for we all have a little geek in us
E is banned because I have achieved a Venerable Banhammer (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Banhammer.jpg).
Ren Gaulen is banned by the only weapons-laden overkill Gundam that people don't hate (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Victory2Assault-BusterGundam.jpg?t=1219335470).
Jay is banned by my Lazor Cat (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/MahLazor.jpg).
Ren is banned by my New gundam (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/TheNuGundam.jpg?t=1219335837).
Jay is banned because he can brag about his Gundam all he want, but I'll just let my cannons speak for me (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AS7-DATLAS.png).
Ren is banned by the power of the God Emperor (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/TheSpanishInquisition.jpg?t=1219336815)!
Jay is banned by the power of the Kampfer (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/LolMecha/Kampfer1.png). Well, it isn't really all that powerful, but still cool.
Ren is banned because that looks like a Mark Simmons drawing.
Jairus is banned by a force to be reckoned with. (http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/750/92572420050516screen0230bb.jpg)
Ren's used this a few times, but you are banned by the Zero Shining Finger!!!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/ZeroShiningFinger.png?t=1219340559)
Jubblies is banned for being unoriginal.
Jubblies is banned because the only thing that can beat Zero... is Omega....which is Zero.
(http://i34.tinypic.com/oqcfpv.jpg)
Mowser is banned because I'll have to pull this guy out (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/TheDragonZord.jpg?t=1219340847) in order to stop both of them before they destroy a continent with their awesomeness.
Jay is banned because Armstrong (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Armstrong.jpg) is here and the cataclysm is averted.
Ren is banned because this (http://www.3gnmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hope.jpg) is the only motivational poster anyone in this thread needs.
Mowser is banned because I am inclined to disagree with him (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Meta-Motivator.jpg?t=1219341411).
Jay is banned by captain Harlock (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Idealstoliveby.png) before it all goes to hell.
Ren is banned because Armstrong was an early test pilot (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Armstrongwasanearlypilot.jpg?t=1219341340).
Jubblies is banned because I've had enough of these damn images in this motherfscking thread!
Corny is banned because don't you think I've tried everything else?
Jairus is banned by the screams of imageshack admins as their bandwidth gets eaten up.
Mowser is banned because I use Photobucket.
Jairus is banned by the screams of Photobucket admins as their bandwidth gets eaten up.
Okay, imagine that that's my chibi standing there instead of Ren's, and instead of the Gurren Lagann logo it's Photobucket's logo, and the explosion is them... got it? (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ChibiKaminaRen.png?t=1219346157)
Okay, you're banned because that's how excited I feel when I hear the screams of Photobucket admins as their bandwidth gets eaten up.
Jairus is banned (because contry to mowser's post) for X can beat zero just like vile beat zero and x beat vile ( first game)
e_voyager is banned because he's forgotten about the Megaman Zero series.
Mowser's banned because his head's STILL shaped like an arse.
Mowser is banned because he is still a freak of nature.
Quote from: Jairus on August 21, 2008, 05:11:57 PM
Mowser is banned because he is still a freak of nature.
Goggles is banned due to epic failure.
Slowtini is banned because he fails at failing (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/YouFailatFailing.jpg?t=1219353400).
Goggles is banned in the name of lord iPod the first.
Slowtini is banned for not being faster.
llearch is banned for no reason at all.
Slowtini is banned for being so happy that others have to be sad to balance it out.
e_voyager is banned, because balance is not always equilibrium.
Cog is banned for his new Keaton avi.
Pagan's banned for his enigmatic blurry avi.
Jer-oh-me is banned for his avatar that looks like he's about to panic and run away.
Jay is banned because my avatar can give his a good reason to do so. >:]
Ren is banned because I'm thinking of using one of "my" two heads for a new avatar... or maybe I could make three from Evil Jyrras' head and the other two SD heads and get some kind of random generator running like Boxy's got. Hm...
Jay is banned because he's got a good idea. And because I still need his help in avenging the death of Keaton's moth.
Ren is banned because you have what weapons I have to avenge the moth.
Jay is banned because I cant perform the "EBSHaHT (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ChibiEruptingBurningSekihaHellandHe.png)" alone.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm here! We can perform it!
Jay is banned for the School of the Undefeated of Za Wardo the World! Toki wo tomare.. >:]
Ren is banned because WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Jay is banne..
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORAAA!!!
Ren is banned because this is getting weird.
Jay is banned because "Bizarre" is the correct word. Yare-yare, daze..
A drop of water. Stillness. Moonlight on the ban's edge.
Tsukikage.
Ban.
The wind blows across
My face. Your ban is coming,
So watch out for it.
Jairus is banned. My ban was not Haiku, merely, brief - quiet as the slide of metal over oil, as swift as the chime of steel.
Cogidubnus is banned by the sound of a blade sliding through air, with an edge so sharp that even the winds dance around it to avoid it's sharpness.
Jairus is banned, because the sharpest blade is the one that never cuts.
Cogi is banned because sometimes a good old-fashioned blade works best.
JaiJai is banned because a warrior uses what is at hand. There is no shame in this.
(As quoted from a japanese businessman who fended off his attackers with a desk phone)
Cogi is banned because the only weapon a warrior needs is their will to fight. All else is optional... but highly recommended.
Jairus is banned by the lovely smell of cheese... Mmmmm... Parmy...
Pagan is banned because I'm not even a mouse. I'm a kangaroo-rat, and we're more partial to grains and breads than anything.
Jairus is banned with the obvious follow-up reference.
Pagan is banned because I don't know where he lives and sleeps... on second thought, that would be creepy.
Jairus is banned because vaguely creepy is a friend of mine
e_voyager is banned because that sounds very interesting. What kind of individual is vaguely creepy?
Jairus is banned by the left-handed suzuki method.
Pagan is banned by Dreksa's swordfighting style, "The Two Left Hands."
Jairus is banned. And I think I might have said something in the Tower that might interest him. Maybe.
Pagan is banned. I saw it. Nice to get it out of your head, isn't it?
Jairus is banned because it's been a long day...
VSMIT is banned because I'm listening.
Jairus is banned because there's nothing to tell.
Considering that you went to Boomers today (if I recall correctly), you're banned because you've got to at least have A story to tell.
Jaibibbles is banned. I didn't have a reason, so I tried real hard to come up with one. In the end I didn't. Either way. He's still banned.
Mowser is banned for being lazy.
Slowtini is banned for vaguely (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=185) creepy (http://eliander.deviantart.com/art/Vaguely-Creepy-29418890)would probably have loved his avatar. (double the links double the fun.)
E-Voyager is banned for starting link wars again.
Cog is banned because I discontinue the Link War. JUSTICE!
Ren is banned, because I Am Justice! D:<
Cogi is banned because justice, like the cake, is a lie.
Mowser is banned because with True Courage and True Justice, anything is possible! Even if we must make Justice for ourselves.
Jairus is banned, because everyone in the world recognizes beauty as beautiful, and thus we have ugliness. He is banned, because everyone in the world recognizes good, and we have the beginning of evil.
Cogi is banned because now we must engage in a philosophical debate about the nature of "good" and "evil." Can one truly define one without the other? It's a whole "light creates darkness and darkness defines light" sort of thing. But then, which one is our truer nature, or are we all both good and evil at once. Is our greatest power the power to become evil when the need arises? Or is it that our goodness can override our evil?
Jay is banned because I have seen the Light, and I have seen the Darkness. And I know, that there is no absolute Good or Evil, there are only shades of Grey. And you have to define Good and Evil for yourself.
Ren is banned because that is very true. And he is also banned because I showed my parents the two drawings of me you did, and they loved them.
Jay is un-banned because I'm happy now.
I can't think of a sufficient reply for the last post, so Ren Gaulen is temp-banned. Period: five-seconds... starting... now!
Jay is banned because I have uncovered the "Grimoire of Questionable Magical Spells, Incantations and Rites". I'm gonna start casting spells from it.. now! "Occult Torus of Inconvenience!" ..Whatever it is.. :sweatdrop
Ren is banned because that causes items in your house to randomly start disappearing and then reappearing in random locations. You'll wake up one morning with the dining room table lying on top of you.
Jay is banned for wanting me to cast "Grand Greater Dispel" frantically. For it I use the "Cosmic Chant of Salad Dressing" against him!
I use "Erupting Burning Souffle" to ban Ren!
Jairus is banned for ruining a perfectly good souffle! >:[
I negate Cog's ban with the "Alchemical Tea Aura" and ban him with the "Eruption of Champagne" (more of a physical than a magical attack).
Ren is banned because I can read the label on the cork now, thanks. :0
Oh, shoot. Now it's all gone dark...
I ban Cogi with "Diet Mentos Coke Cannon", and then preemptively ban the next attacker with "Pizza Pie Shield," which negates all physical attacks with it's cheesy goodness and negates magical attacks with it's pepperonis!
Jairus is banned with the "Aegis-Breaker" Curry, which cuts through the pizza pie shield to deliver a ban full of steel-meltingly spicy goodness!
I ban Cog with the "Infinite Ray of Cardboard". I also cast the "Unholy Aura of Butter" to protect against the next attack.
I ban Ren by summoning "Cherry-eyed Dark Chocolate Dragon" and "Baaniiraa the Cake-Slayer," and then use "Blender" to combine them into "Baaniiraa the Chocolate Dragon Warrior!" Baaniiraa the Chocolate Dragon Warrior, fly above the battlefield and attack his taste buds for maximum damage!
Gods, this sounds like a "Fighting Foodons" episode in here.
I utterly annihilate Jay's "Baaniiraa the Chocolate Dragon Warrior" with the "Magnificent Glob of Toothpaste", and proceed to ban him with the "Heavenly Storm of Bacon".
You've activated my trap card! I activate "Scrambled Eggs" which negates your bacon's damage, and allows me to summon the "Grated Cheese" spell card from my deck to the field, thus creating "Scrambled Eggs, Bacon and Cheese, the Most Un-originally Named Monster!" I now play "Raijingu Bagel" from my hand to create "Egg Sandwich!" Enjoy your Breakfast Ban, Ren Gaulen!
I attain the "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" stance and launch the "Attack of the One Million Demons" through the "Spiritual Invocation of the Geek". Be banned, Jay!
I summon the great Kamina-sama to ban your demons. As for you, I ban you with the power of my SPOOOOOON!!
I raise the "Wall of Icecream" to stop your SPOOOOOON!!. I then ban you with the "Etheral Steak Sauce Disc" and attain the "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" stance again.
I activate my "It's What's For Dinner" ritual card, and sacrifice two of the cards in my hand to summon "Beef Cake!" The presence of any steak-related item on the field allows him to attack immediately, so I order him to use "Tenderizing Fist" to break you out of your "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" pose and ban you for this turn!
In that case I attain the "Airborne Stance of the Flames" and launch the "Flaming Hypocrite Assault" followed by the "Burning Storm of Yarn" to ban you. I then raise the "Wall of Vindictiveness" to be able to launch a cross-counter during the next attack.
Ren is banned, because this cherry pie of mine is burning red! It's fierce roar tells me I put something very strange in it!
Cogidubnus is banned because after eating his pie, this stomach of mine burns and roars! Excuse me!
Jairus is banned. I think it has to do with the blinding amounts of 'cheesy' anime stylings going on in here.
Mowser is banned because the East is Burning Red! Ren, did you set the east on fire again?
I cast "Cure Stomach Upset" on Jairus, followed by the "Tackle of the Fire Elementals" launched from my "Airborne Stance of the Flames" to ban him, and then cast the "Expanding Zone of Indiscriminate Battering" and run like hell.
I cast "Lightning Step" to give myself super-speed and draw "Sword of Banneration" from gods-know-where in order to attack Ren Gaulen!
I counter with the "Raging Tornado of Nine Flails" and ban Jay with the "Savage Variable Flail Assault Deluxe".
I summon "Rip You a New One Mark IV" and unload an entire arsenal of ban in your direction, Ren!
I attain the "Vigilant Sleeping Cat" stance to avoid your attack completely and launch "Twelve Great Balls of Yarn" at you to ban you thoroughly.
Being a Kangaroo Rat, I am immune to the allure of Balls of Yarn! I ban you with my "Flash Hop!"
I ban Jay with the "Erupting Burning Shining Finger Jab of Much Earth-Shattering Unpleasantness Final", and proceed to cast the "Grand Greater Dispel Silliness" to end this battle of weirdness for good.
Ren Gaulen is banned because this thread was getting far too silly. How about a good, clean, wholesome outdoor sketch? Get some air into those lungs.
Jairus is banned for suggesting we go frolic beneath the burning star outside. It's a giant ball of fire! You could die! D:
Cogidubnus is banned because if we danced beneath the moon, it would fall on us.
You're right, Jay. I'll go fetch some fresh air. For now, be banned by my one last spell - "Summon Elvis Impersonators"! *runs like hell again*
I counter with a STORY from Camino (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-b3Qgg_eMA). Be banned, and have a nice day Ren.
I don't even have a single Elvis song in my collection. Weird.
Jubblies is banned by Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion.
Boxy is banned because I have to remember not to piss him off in the morning. Early afternoon at latest.
Jay! Be prepared to be banned by the power of RAWK!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong4.png)
BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!
When the giants of Heaven forsake the Earth
I'm gonna ban you for all that you're worth
With the bolts of Zeus and my golden throat
I'm gonna ban you, and send you afloat!
Whether you pillage the Earth or the Sea -
I'm gonna ban you -
This I guarantee!!!
BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!
Ren is banned because All the Same, Take me away, We're Dead to the World!
Jay! Be banned with my other song!
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the Ban Whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
Ren is banned because it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine).
Jay is banned because I never feel fine.
I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain, evil stopper
I get to wear big black helmets
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER!
I am likely to find
For my failure to fly
That I will be banned
For not banning you
Cause that is my job,
BANNINGCOPTER!
You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!
Ren is banned for attempting to rock out.... and failing.
Mowser is banned because I'm Flying in the Sky!
Jairus is banned, because Lucy is in illegal airspace, man.
Cogidubnus is banned because I'll Trust You Forever.
Jairus is banned. I've also stolen his house, his wallet, his car, and one of his kidneys.
Cogi is banned. I haven't stolen anything from him... yet.
Jay is banned because Luci is in the sky with daemons. ... To the bomb shelters!
Ren is banned because I brought something that can take them down... the RYNO (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/RYNO.jpg?t=1219427894).
Jay is banned for thinking that he could take on the Lord of the Abyss with that toy. You'll need this thing (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/AboveandBeyond.jpg) to fight him!
Ren is banned because that sword could just allow us to perform the "Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!"
Jairus is banned yo. He was harshing on my mellow.
Mowser is banned, and his mellow is harshed with great prejudice.
Like, Cogi is banned man, for upsetting, like, the karmic balance of the feng shui, or something like that...
Jairus is banned, and his long-haired hippy drugs are confiscated too.
Cogi is banned for harshing on Jairus' mellow. Not cool Brah.
Mowser is banned because it is "Brother", not "Brah", you heretic. >:[ Now prepare to be utterly purged. Purging begins on count ten. One.. Two.. TEN!!
Ren is banned because it's three sir.
Mowser is banned because it actually goes:
Have a drink and a pee, we'll be back for act THREEEEE! - Arthur
Two sir! - Bedevere
TWOOOOOOO! - Arthur
Jay is banned because I have opened BREAD.
The School of the Undefeated of the Yeast!
The Winds of the Oven!
LOOK! The East is baking bread!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/MasterChefAsia.jpg)
Ren is banned because that was simultaneously completely totally stupid and completely totally awesome.
Jay is banned for BRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADD!!!!!! >:O
Ren Gaulen is banned for CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE!!!!!!
Jay is banned because BRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD1.png) is stronger than CHEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEE!!!. More (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD2.png)proofs (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD3.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned because he seems to turn up half-a-dozen pictures every single day, which means that my Photobucket account is at about 1000 freaking pictures.
Jay is banned because the BRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADD!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD4.png) was taken away by some unknown villain!!
My gods... Ren is banned because this calls for a DRAMATIC REMOVAL!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/DramaticRemoval.jpg?t=1219442522)
Jairus is banned to stop image bans.
VSMIT is banned because we are taking the BRREEEEAAAAAD!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD5.png) back.
Ren Gaulen is banned because Heero is not toast (http://www.heerosferret.com/toast.html).
Jay is banned because we're gonna grasp the TOOOOOOOOOAST!!!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD6.png)
Ren is banned because I have come to the conclusion that those people are insane.
Jay is banned because I have come to a conclusion that we are running out of TOOOOAAAAAST!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD7.png)
Ren is banned because I don't have any toast-specific motivators, so here's a Meta Motivator instead (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Meta-Motivator.jpg?t=1219443650)!
Jay is banned because I'm getting some COOOOOOOFFEEEEEEE!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD8.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ChibiEruptingBurningSekihaHellan-1.png?t=1219370694). Maybe that'll stop this inanity.
Jay is not banned because I think it just worked (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD9.png)!
Dang...
Ren, we need a full-size version of the Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken, non-chibified! We might be able to kill any truly inane thread like that at a moment's notice... wait. Crud. A proper scale wouldn't work: your feline self is like six feet tall, and my kangaroo rat would be pushing it at four feet. I would need to be standing on a box or something, and that would just ruin the moment. You're banned because this train of thought went nowhere.
Jay is banned because his train just brought more BRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD10.png)
Great. Ren is banned because I had to call in Daniel Ti'Fiona (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/DanielTiFiona-WarriorWithincol.png?t=1219444686).
Incidentally, badass drawing.
Jay is banned because even the Assassin Prince shall fall before the delicious TOOOOOOAAAAAAAST!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD11.png)
Ren is banned because I am trying to kill it!!!! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/SuperRobotWars.jpg?t=1219444886)
Jairus is banned because BREEEEEEAAAADDDD!!!! is for LLLLLLUUUUUUZZZEEEEERRRRRZZZZZ!
VSMIT is banned because BRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BRRRRREEEEEAAAAADD12.png) is for the WINRARS (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/AWINRAR.png)! But now the bread is really over.
Ren is banned because his drawings should give him a sense of accomplishment (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Accomplishment.jpg?t=1219445585).
Jay is banned because I draw the same way one guy named Light writes in his diary notepad.
Ren is banned because I now have an image of him drawing this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/ChibiJairus1a.png?t=1219339401) while shouting "Sakujo!" at the top of your lungs with every stroke of the pen while crazy lights flash all over... sheesh, how many people did you kill drawing my SD version?
No wait, you'd be saying "изымать," wouldn't you?
Jay is banned because there is a difference between me and Light. I did it in complete silence, while "Slayer" was playing in the background.
And I would probably have been shouting "стереть". What was Light shouting in English, anyway? I don't remember.
Ren is banned because Mikami Teru was saying "Eliminate!" with every name he wrote down. So it was "Kira" but not Light. Close enough. Except now I have a vision of you drawing while you take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Um, my translator won't tell me what "стереть" means. What does it mean?
Jay is banned because I don't really like potato chips.
And "стереть" means "to erase" or "to remove".
Ren Gaulen is not banned because I can sympathize. I'm actually trying to avoid snack foods and desserts as much as I can right now... it's a lot easier to lose weight that way. Of course, I'm still worried that you haven't denied that you drew my SD in a Death Note...
Thank you for the translation.
Jay is banned because Siegfried wants to see him suffering from the uncertainty.
Oh, and "eliminate" is better translated as "истребить" (but then you'll sound like Stalin :<) or "уничтожить" in the given context.
Considering what Light/Kira was trying to do with the Death Note, Ren is banned for revealing the perfect Russian translation for "Eliminate." Besides, my online dictionary didn't exactly give me a lot of choices for "eliminate."
Jay is banning for giving me a mental image of Kira/Light with Stalin's face. Of Stalin smirking wickedly while saying "Just as planned". Though the latter probably really happened. On several occasions.
Ren is banned because I just found Kira (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/DeathNoteMistakenIdentityKatKitChan.jpg?t=1219448005)!
Jay is banned because I have opened the Mayor. ..Wait, I have already done this..
Ren is banned because I have located a complete copy of the Destiny Plan (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/BeholdtheDestinyPlan.jpg?t=1219448287) from Gundam SEED Destiny.
Jairus is banned because it took eleven damn episodes for Emiya Shirou, eleven damn episodes, to stop being a moron. D:<
Cogi is banned because it could have been worse: he could have been Ash Ketchum, in which case he never stops being a moron... unless the plot calls for it.
Jairus is banned because Ash is a moron, even if the plot calls for him to be smart.
VSMIT is banned because not only is Ash a moron, he is also suicidal (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/AshKetchum.jpg?t=1219450098).
Goggles is banned because... OH SHIT, GRAVITY REVERSAL!
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-gravity-reversal.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because he's been dividing by zero again. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/DivisionByZero.jpg?t=1219451643)
Jay is banned because I'm going to divide and conquer (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/BringMeCloser.jpg).
Ren is banned by giant robots (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/GiantRobots1.jpg?t=1219452018).
Hm, it's about time for me to start writing my post for the day... what to do, what to do?
Goggles is banned because what you must do, is conquer Europe.
Slowtini is banned because it's been done (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Poland.jpg?t=1219452650).
Jay is banned because he has his orders (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Wank.jpg).
Ren is banned because I don't want to follow these orders. (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Preparation.jpg?t=1219453235)
Goggles is banned because that's a broken link =U
Slowtini is banned because I fixed it.
Goggles is banned because for one brief moment, he failed, and that's enough to earn him a ban.
Slowtini is banned because my failures are so rare that they stand out against my general field of greatness. My brother, on the other hand, is the opposite way... like the time he wondered how Two Face could have died at the end of The Dark Knight when he is quite clearly alive in Batman Forever which takes place after The Dark Knight. That's what it's like interacting with him. It's that bad.
Jay is banned by (demi)God and Win (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/SolarExalted.jpg).
Ren is banned because I've got an Angel (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/Angels.jpg?t=1219453806).
Jay is banned because I've got Dancing Spetsnaz (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Spetsnaz2.jpg). Top that.
Ren is banned because I've got this (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Motivators/BearCavalry.jpg?t=1219453994)...