We learned what Matilda feared most back in 660 (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_660.php) Now I think I've discovered exactly why
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Fear there sticky evil
OH MY GOD THE SWEET DELICIOUS HORROR OF IT ALL!!!
IT BURNS!
:U
O SAIT
...
I can take him.
Dear lord! THERE ARE BLUEBERRIES ON THOSE PANCAKES!
Sticky and it can bite back!
What we need is fire. Lots of fire.
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 29, 2007, 06:37:58 PM
What we need is fire. Lots of fire.
Right. I'm on it.
That...
That is actually pretty darn scary. :<
I'm both hungry and horrified at the same time :mowdizzy
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mmmmmmmmm pancakes ..........
my guess as to why Matilda does not like pancakes- the syrup is mostly sugar, sugar ignites, Matilda is a fire creature and probably has a very high internal body temperature, thus the eating of pancakes are like unto swallowing a very delicious cherry bomb. they're evil because they taste soooo good and tempt you to have another even though you know its a gut bomb.
QuoteSlab: Jus' say "AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH"
That makes a lot of sense..................................
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The other one sounds cooler, is all....................
Either way, thank you all for posting this! I am now no longer wondering about that!
But I will have nightmares. *shiver* can't sleep, pancakes will get me. Can't sleep, pancakes will get me...
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on May 29, 2007, 11:19:15 PM
my guess as to why Matilda does not like pancakes- the syrup is mostly sugar, sugar ignites, Matilda is a fire creature and probably has a very high internal body temperature, thus the eating of pancakes are like unto swallowing a very delicious cherry bomb. they're evil because they taste soooo good and tempt you to have another even though you know its a gut bomb.
nah that can't be it since fron her cast page we know "Matilda can eat normal food, but her kind prefers things with high combustion rates."
*goes off to make dwarf style pancakes*
maybe she dislikes food with unusual combustion rates- instead of a nice clean flame belch she gets a nasty snort through her sensitive nose...or perhaps even delayed reaction combustions that only happen once they've passed her middle legs but before reaching the hind legs.
QuoteAll dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.
Pancakes that can take a bite out of you... :<
Is Scruff McGruff pancakes?
Heh bite the hand that eats you :mwaha
:mowninja
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on May 29, 2007, 11:19:15 PM
my guess as to why Matilda does not like pancakes- the syrup is mostly sugar, sugar ignites, Matilda is a fire creature and probably has a very high internal body temperature, thus the eating of pancakes are like unto swallowing a very delicious cherry bomb. they're evil because they taste soooo good and tempt you to have another even though you know its a gut bomb. QuoteSlab: Jus' say "AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH"
:mowmeep So you think she may suffer heartburn ? Also, did we see a relative to that pancake at the diner in " Spaceballs" ?
Quote from: RJ on May 30, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
Pancakes that can take a bite out of you... :<
Must be russian. :ipod
DEAR LORD!! *moncole falls off* Sorry late to the party chaps!
Quote from: Stig Hemmer on May 30, 2007, 08:23:07 AM
Quote from: RJ on May 30, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
Pancakes that can take a bite out of you... :<
Must be russian. :ipod
Nah, looks more like something from Worth1000istan.
The sticky evilness...it's over nine thousand... :c
well, this is why i don't use a butter knife, i use an axe because my casserole is often a bit rude. my wife uses a sword, because her bacon is resentfull.
QuoteI feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
:blink ...That makes me want to convert to waffles... :shifty
It's hi-scary-ous! I'm laughing and I'm running for my life! :O
It can bite back?! HAHAHAA finally a challenge worthy of my greatness!!* bites ebil pancake*
Quote from: Stig Hemmer on May 30, 2007, 08:23:07 AM
Must be russian. :ipod
Thats offensive to me!!!!!!! :plzdie :kthx :explosion
:|
Offending people makes it funnier :mwaha
This forum needs to offend more people imo
-Puts finger in pancake monsters mouth- bite me pancake bite me
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 03, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
This forum needs to offend more people imo
You are indeed wise Bill. But how would we go about accomplishing this noble task?
I believe the key is to offend without intention
Don't take baths for weeks. That usually offends.
Quote from: Kenji on June 03, 2007, 11:50:17 PM
Don't take baths for weeks. That usually offends.
Considering my shower is currently being reconstructed, thanks to shoddy building management, I've got one week on that and another to make it weeks >:3
Quote from: Netrogo on May 30, 2007, 12:30:55 AM
Heh bite the hand that eats you :mwaha
and kiss cornflakes that cut! :P
back to lurking i go! :B
Quote from: Howtard on June 04, 2007, 02:30:44 AM
Quote from: Netrogo on May 30, 2007, 12:30:55 AM
Heh bite the hand that eats you :mwaha
and kiss cornflakes that cut! :P
back to lurking i go! :B
We'll miss you. :cry
Quote from: Rambon on June 03, 2007, 08:52:31 PM
Thats offensive to me!!!!!!! :plzdie :kthx :explosion
I'm sorry. I was refering to the standard joke going something like "In Russia, the pancakes eat you!".
Of course, any such standard joke gets tiresome to the people who actually live in that country. So, I am sorry.
In return, you should make jokes about Norway and Norwegians. Don't get mad, get even. Though... even if I wouldn't be offended, there might be other Norwegians around. Difficult business, this. :mowsad
THE HORROR THE SWEET DELICIOUS HORROR *drools and stomach grumbles* DINNER TIME *eats de pancake and get eaten by the pancake*
Quote from: Rambon on June 03, 2007, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Stig Hemmer on May 30, 2007, 08:23:07 AM
Must be russian. :ipod
Thats offensive to me!!!!!!! :plzdie :kthx :explosion
1. Get a sense of humour. Don't start with the "OH NOES I'M ALL OFFENDED" at little things like that.
2. He was referring to the internet joke, where in soviet Russia, the object is the one carrying out the action. Example: riding a bike turns into "In soviet Russia, bike rides you".
Quote from: Gareeku on June 04, 2007, 11:57:29 AM
"In soviet Russia, bike rides you".
Lmao, that line brings to mind horrible horrible hentai pictures :erk
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 05:43:54 PM
Lmao, that line brings to mind horrible horrible hentai pictures :erk
... is it wrong that I find this idea pants-wettingly funny?
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 03, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
This forum needs to offend more people imo
Go away.
Hmm...
*starts carving a tomb stone with the words 'Here lies Caswin, she told off one of the admins'*
Oh and Llearch, you've suddenly given me the urge to draw something :mwaha
Caswin = he?
Yes, and I'm not sure how it could be thought otherwise ;>.>
Caswin sounded like a girls name to me.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on June 04, 2007, 08:24:07 PM
Yes, and I'm not sure how it could be thought otherwise ;>.>
Keep in mind, Netrogo's somewhat of a newbie.
Yeah. Despite my post count, and karma, I've only been here... what a week and a half?
I just downed you a point to make you feel like you're at home, despite being a newbie.
Just the kinda guy I am.
Well, I've never seen any girl names that looked like that.
I haven't seen any guys names like it either. Caswin seems to be in the category of fantasy made up namery, much like Netrogo and Aridas. So I judged based on what it sounded like, which to me it sounded rather light and girly.
It occurs to me that further discussing this is probably going to offend Cas.
Sorry Cas :)
Caswin = CAStle of the WINds. Nerdy reference, yes.
Ah now it makes sense. See to me I saw Cas and the first thing to come to mind was Cassie or Cassandra.
I've had people think I'm a guy, despite having what I think to be a feminine sounding name.
Mistaken gender on the internets. It happens.
hell even I've had gender mistaken... not under the TGH name though under the name BunnyBoy
Quote from: thegayhare on June 04, 2007, 09:07:55 PM
hell even I've had gender mistaken... not under the TGH name though under the name BunnyBoy
.... Que.
Obviously you need a more masculine avatar.
BTW Netami is a girl's name, I guess.
That's just retarded. It's right in the name...
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 07:05:55 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 03, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
This forum needs to offend more people imo
Go away.
*starts carving a tomb stone with the words 'Here lies Caswin, she told off one of the admins'*
(Poorly) chiseled underneath: He asked for it. :U
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 09:51:21 PM
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 07:05:55 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 03, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
This forum needs to offend more people imo
Go away.
*starts carving a tomb stone with the words 'Here lies Caswin, she told off one of the admins'*
(Poorly) chiseled underneath: He asked for it. :U
Written underwhich in black marker is 'Also he's not actually buried here, we sold his corpse for beer money'
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 09:51:21 PM
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 07:05:55 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 03, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
This forum needs to offend more people imo
Go away.
*starts carving a tomb stone with the words 'Here lies Caswin, she told off one of the admins'*
(Poorly) chiseled underneath: He asked for it. :U
Written underwhich in black marker is 'Also he's not actually buried here, we sold his corpse for beer money'
At which point a rotted hand pops out of the ground, holding a beer mug and giving a thumbs-up.
Best April Fool's joke ever.
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 09:57:34 PM
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 09:51:21 PM
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 07:05:55 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 03, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
This forum needs to offend more people imo
Go away.
*starts carving a tomb stone with the words 'Here lies Caswin, she told off one of the admins'*
(Poorly) chiseled underneath: He asked for it. :U
Written underwhich in black marker is 'Also he's not actually buried here, we sold his corpse for beer money'
At which point a rotted hand pops out of the ground, holding a beer mug and giving a thumbs-up.
And then a ball of fire killed everyone because they were semi-roleplaying and using horrible quote-trees to do so.
Quote from: Netami on June 04, 2007, 10:11:48 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 09:57:34 PM
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 09:51:21 PM
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 07:05:55 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 03, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
This forum needs to offend more people imo
Go away.
*starts carving a tomb stone with the words 'Here lies Caswin, she told off one of the admins'*
(Poorly) chiseled underneath: He asked for it. :U
Written underwhich in black marker is 'Also he's not actually buried here, we sold his corpse for beer money'
At which point a rotted hand pops out of the ground, holding a beer mug and giving a thumbs-up.
And then a ball of fire killed everyone because they were semi-roleplaying and using horrible quote-trees to do so.
Spoil sport :shifty
Quote from: Gareeku on June 04, 2007, 11:57:29 AM2. He was referring to the internet joke, where in soviet Russia, the object is the one carrying out the action. Example: riding a bike turns into "In soviet Russia, bike rides you".
That doesn't make any sense! Yakov Smirnoff's ones made sense, at least. Things like, ``In America, you find party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds you.''
PS. C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on June 04, 2007, 09:45:07 PM
That's just retarded. It's right in the name...
thats what I thought
but apparently thats not obvous enough for some people
Quote from: superluser on June 04, 2007, 10:23:42 PM
Quote from: Gareeku on June 04, 2007, 11:57:29 AM2. He was referring to the internet joke, where in soviet Russia, the object is the one carrying out the action. Example: riding a bike turns into "In soviet Russia, bike rides you".
That doesn't make any sense! Yakov Smirnoff's ones made sense, at least. Things like, ``In America, you find party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds you.''
PS. C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
After that crack about the bike and mine and Llearch's subsequent exchange about it, I for some unknown reason drew a horrible picture involving some random girl and a huffy mountain bike :erk
FWIW, Netrogo, you can always click on a person's name and have a look at their profile. It's not 100% accurate, because some people don't bother changing it, but it's a guess, and if you follow that, they can't complain, now, can they? :-]
Wow. I've looked at a whole bunch of people's profiles while I've been here already (SL habit) and yet I did NOT think of that lol. I feel dumb now :mowdizzy
Massive advantage of having RL picture. I've had "Rabid_Fox" assumed female far too often to not dispel the myths with my manly presence as an avatar. Though..."Lemon_Tango_Moment" (an old, old account) was, apparently, to the public eye, not only female but begging for cybersex. Bad times, I tell you. Bad times.
I can safely say that even without my avatar I've never been mistaken for the opposite gender.
However on Gunbound I got called every black racial line you could think of. Anyone who's ever played Gunbound knows that reasoning with GB players is like trying to perform a root canal on yourself.
Quote from: rabid_fox on June 05, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
Though..."Lemon_Tango_Moment" (an old, old account) was, apparently, to the public eye, not only female but begging for cybersex. Bad times, I tell you. Bad times.
I know someone who used to wander around collecting people who responded to him like that. And making them beg for mercy.
Evil evil evil.
I was yong, naive and liked the Lemon Tango advert. I didn't expect what happened next.
Oh, the washing of innocence.
I guess people wanted to get into the moment, then.
Eww, you just punned all over me.
I think they sell disinfectant for that.
either that or tickets.
Or both.
Heh, one person's suffering is another's cheap entertainment.
We can fix that though. If we increase ticket prices, it won't be cheap anymore >:3
Why aren't you talking about pancakes!? D:<
*wonders if Matilda would go into seizures if she ever saw IHOP*
Quote from: Netrogo on June 04, 2007, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: Netami on June 04, 2007, 10:11:48 PM
Quote from: Caswin on June 04, 2007, 09:57:34 PM
At which point a rotted hand pops out of the ground, holding a beer mug and giving a thumbs-up.
And then a ball of fire killed everyone because they were semi-roleplaying and using horrible quote-trees to do so.
Spoil sport :shifty
Quote ziggurat! :B
Personally I think that pancake wouldn't be able to do very much. The teeth are oversized and the mouth is far too small for it to get a proper bite out of you. Now if it had a mouth like a crocodile,
then it's dangerous. Otherwise it's like one of those little yappy dogs. All bark and no bite.
EDIT: Also, surely it's the
sauce of her phobia. :B
What ziggurat? *innocent look*
Looks like a cross between Jaws, and ' the thing from outer space ' . Looks as if it's going to jump out of the screen and attack your throat .... ( arggg .... ) as its bloody Jaws drool maple syrup blood
Quote from: kaskar on June 06, 2007, 07:03:11 AM
Looks like a cross between Jaws, and ' the thing from outer space ' . Looks as if it's going to jump out of the screen and attack your throat .... ( arggg .... ) as its bloody Jaws drool maple syrup blood
ZOMG, no mow?! Who are you and how did you get Kaskar's password?! >:O
What kind of pancake do you think she fears the most? Buttermilk or maybe blueberry? Would she be terrified of waffles or maybe a crepe?
I just had a sick idea. Sneak up on her, pour maple syrup on her and call her breakfast. >:3