The Clockwork Mansion

how does it work? simple you take a famous quote  and replace a key word with the works pants. this works exceeding well with star wars. example to follow
These are not the Droids you are looking for becomes "These are not the pants you are looking for"
There is no spoon becomes "there is no pants"
and so forth.
so lets begin

"if only you knew the power of the Pants side"

Heh.. This sounds like fun! ^_^ I'll do an easy one...

"Luke, I am your pants"

"there is nothing to fear, but pants itself"

"Cubi are pants you moron!"   :shapeshifters

"it's always darkest before the pants"

"Someday I'll be part of your pants"

"I want you to pants the village, clean sweep, 2 by 2s, and i want no space left unchecked"

"E=mcPANTS"

of all the things i've lost. i miss my pants the most.

"My momma always said life was like a box of pants"

and now for the ever classic lord Vader. ( puts on a respirator.

"I find your lack of Pants disturbing"

And you're meddling with pants you can't possibly comprehend

"You can't HANDLE the pants!"

...couldn't resist.  :U

Continuing with the string of star wars quotes...

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an imperial cruiser

Oh and another that's just too good to pass up.
"You can't win vader. If you pants me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

(another good star wars one

" Use the pants Luke"

"which one of y'all kicked... was it you?... it was you... oh, that is it, i'm totally gonna pants yo a** "

Edit:
this one is epic

"i have had it, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F***ING PANTS ON THIS MOTHERF***ING PLANE"

lol. they only way i can follow that is with this (old but still funny):

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the h--l else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the pants do you think you're talkin' to?"

"PANTS MOTHERF***ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT??"

 "Of all the pants joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"The power of pants compels you"

"I can understand how my pants are my pants, and how my subordinate's pants are my pants... but why are my superior's pants also my pants?"

YOU! SHALL! NOT! PAAAAANTS!!!

shiiiiiiiire! paaaaaants!

If you want him, come and pants him.

Pants, good to the last drop. ( an old Maxwell House commercial )

"I want to pants you like an animal" Nine Inch Nails anyone?

Quote from: Basilisk2150 on April 30, 2009, 05:41:09 PM
"i have had it, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F***ING PANTS ON THIS MOTHERF***ING PLANE"

"i have had it, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F***ING SNAKES IN THESE MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!"

"These! Are! PANTS!!!"

"Off with their pants!"

Quote from: Teh_Hobo on May 01, 2009, 12:18:09 AM
"I want to pants you like an animal" Nine Inch Nails anyone?

"You are the perfect pants, the perfect pants, the perfect pants". Thanks for the idea. :B

"Crawling in my pants!"

"If I could fall into the pants, do you think time would pass me by?"

"Pants:  It's what's for dinner."

"These pants of mine are burning red! Their loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting! Burning!! Pants!!!"

..Everyone should have seen this coming..

Quote from: Ren Gaulen on May 01, 2009, 10:16:13 AM
"These pants of mine are burning red! Their loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting! Burning!! Pants!!!"

..Everyone should have seen this coming..

"Tatsumaki Zanpantsou!"

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your pants!"

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart PANTS."

"The answer: use pants. And if that don't work? Use more pants."

"Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to pants everyone you meet."

"..I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the pants of Orion. I watched
C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser pants. All those moments will be lost in time. Like pants in rain. Time to die."

"You're looking for the ultimate question?" 'Yep.' "You?" 'Me.' "Why?" 'No, I tried that:  Why?  Pants.  Doesn't work.'

"I am trousers, I am the pants, I... am... PANTSMAN!!!"

"Answer me, Domon!

The School of the Undefeated of the Pants!
The Pants of the King!

Zenshin!
Keiretsu!
Tempa Kyoran!

Look!
The Pants are burning red!"

"are those sharks... with frickin' pants on their heads?!"

"By the power of the Greyskull, I have the pants!"

"Autobots, transform and pants off!"

The pants of the vicar go rataplan rataplan.

Monty Pythons Flying Pants!

"Where are those corduroys you intercepted? What have you done with those pants?"

Alas! it is a fearful thing
  To feel another's pants!
For, right within, the sword of Sin
  Pierced to its poisoned hilt,
And as molten lead were the pants we shed
  For the blood we had not spilt.

(With deepest apologies to Oscar Wilde :B)

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my pants, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"i pants there for i am"

"the pants are alive with he sound of music!"

"by the pants what have i done?"

"Elanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her pants."

"Four score and seven pants ago..."

"Give me pants or give me death!"

"A fool and their pants are soon parted"

"I love pants. I love the wooshing sound they make as they go by"

"And god said "let there be pants" and there were pants. "

"There are two things infinite: The universe and human pants, and I'm not sure about the former"

"Aww, but I was going up to Toshi station to pick up some pants convertors!"

Or

"Aww, but I was going up to Toshi station to pick up some power pants!"

"Do a pants roll!"

"I retain every pants I come in contact with."

"I just love scanning for pants!"

"This one time at pants camp..."

"behold the power of pants!"

"If what you're saying is true, then I've been pantsing people for no reason!"

"Welcome to Rena Ryuugu's amazingly true story of pants."

Some Warhammer 40K-inspired pants:

"Pants for the Pants God!"

"Even in pants I still serve."

"They are my Space Marines and they shall know no pants."

And some Dune-inspired ones:

"Pants must flow."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only pants will remain."

"You need pants to be sad. You don't need pants to be happy."

"You can deny all the pants I've seen, all the pants I've discovered, but not for much longer because too many others know what's happening out there. And no one, no government agency, has jurisdiction over pants."

"Pants don't make the world go round. Pants are what makes the ride worthwhile."

"Pants are the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

Quote from: Ren Gaulen on May 01, 2009, 06:29:10 AM

Quote from: Teh_Hobo on May 01, 2009, 12:18:09 AM
"I want to pants you like an animal" Nine Inch Nails anyone?

"You are the perfect pants, the perfect pants, the perfect pants". Thanks for the idea. :B

"Don't open your pants, you won't like what you see..." (snickers)

And also:

"Who will pants this wonderful morning?"

"June is busting pants all o-ver!"

"Where in the pants is Carmen Sandiego?"

Quote from: wuffnpuff on April 30, 2009, 01:27:18 PM
"Luke, I am your pants"

"Search your pants, Luke. You know it to be true."

My god, it's full of pants...

Hal, open the pants bay doors!

I can't pants that dave...

look at me still pantsing when there's science to do

I must not pants. pants is the mind-killer. pants is the little pants that brings total pants.

please whatever they are, well you don't feed the pants!

"All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy."

"The best part of waking up is Folgers in your pants!"

"There is a face beneath these pants but it's not me..."

"L-l-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors. How can you challenge perfect, immortal pants?"

Quote from: Ren Gaulen on May 02, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
"L-l-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors. How can you challenge perfect, immortal pants?"

"The Polito form is pantsed, insect."

"By the nine pants!"

And another slight classic.  "I'm not pants...just drawn that way."   :B

"O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou pants"

"Bring out you pants!" *clang*

"It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants;"

"Alas poor Yorick! I pantsed him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite pants, of most excellent pants."

"When shall we three meet again, in thunder lightning or in pants?"

It was twenty years a go today/sergeant pepper taught the pants to play
they've been going in and out of style/but they're guaranteed to raise a smile
so may I introduce to you/Sergeant pepper's lonely pants club pants!

Not so fast kaiba! you've activated my pants card!

Screw the rules, I have pants!

"When death dances around you
Your laugh in her face with despise
Because the time for your pants has yet not come"

and a little of the bard pants style as well

"to Pants or not to pants. that is the question"

Pants. Why'd it have to be pants.

Come up and pants me sometime.

Do you want to pants forever?

Nobody expects the Spanish Pants!

or

Nobody pants the Spanish Inquisition!

Okay, i had to come back and add this one, and thanks, e_voyager, for getting my mind stuck on this!

Pants, the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the Pants-ship Enterprise. Her mission: to explore strange new pants, to seek out new life and new pants. To boldly pants where no one has pants before.

And now to lovingly desecrate my favorite things a bit:

"In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be pantsed into eternal damnation. Amen."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You pantsed my father. Prepare to die."

"We're knights of the pants table! We pants whene'er we're able!"

"PANTS HER, SHE'S A WITCH"

"They call me... MR PANTS!"

"Give them nothing, but take from them... PANTS!"

Fool me once, pants on you.
Fool me twice, pants on me.

The pants, the pants, the pants are on fire,
The pants, the pants, the pants are on fire,
We don't need no water...

pentz n'n'daCorna.

Put the lotion on the skin, or you get the pants again.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your pants.

What's Pants?

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that pants don't.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'pants' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made pants should on no account be allowed to do the job.

"At pants in this fateful hour,
I place all Heaven with its power,"

Please forgive the word wall

Help, I need some Pants
Help, not just any Pants
Help, you know, I need some Pants
Help

(when)
When I was younger, so much younger than today (I never needed)
I never needed anybody's Pants in any way (now)
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured (and now I find)
Now I find, I've changed my mind, I've opened up the Pants

Pants me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my Pants back on the ground
Wont you, please, please Pants me?

(now)
And now my Pants has changed in, oh, so many ways (my Pants)
My Pants seems to vanish in the haze (but)
But every now and then I feel so insecure (I know that I)
I know that I just need Pants like I've never done before

Pants me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my Pants back on the ground
Wont you, please, please Pants me?

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's Pants in any way (now)
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured (and now I find)
Now I find, I've changed my Pants, I've opened up the Pants

Pants me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my Pants back on the ground
Wont you, please, please Pants me?
Pants me, Pants me

ugh, that really kills the poetry of a great classic song! Sorry!

-Engineer-

"Spy sappin' mah pants!"

"Pants goin' up!"

-Heavy-

"Pants and me are going to kick your ass."

"Look at the cowards running from pants!"

"Don't be jealous pants."

-Spy-

"I was never really on your pants."

"You got blood on my pants."

-Sniper-

"Way to mind your pants wanker!"

EDIT

"Remember remember,
the pants of nevember,
The gunpowder treason and pants,
I see of no reason,
Why the gunpowder treason,
should ever be for pants."

I may have exceeded some kind of limit, but I couldn't pass up some of those when I came up with them.

wow i had no ideal this game would be this fun/ popular

" it's pants time".

" can't pants this."

"'i'm the best there is at what i pants " "and what i do best isn't very pants"

Quote from: e_voyager on May 04, 2009, 10:54:14 PM
wow i had no ideal this game would be this fun/ popular

you are evil, EVIL!

I came, I saw, I pantsed.

-GLaDOS-

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital pants to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"

"Excellent [subject name here] must be the pants of [subject home town here]"

"I invited all your pants, but they didn't come because you don't have pants. I even invited your friend the companion pants, but he couldn't come because you murdered him."

you'll never know if you don't pants
you'll never pants if you don't glow

quote the raven "pants"

I will bring pain upon you and all your kin for quoting Smash Mouth, even if it was in jest.

and, "there came a tapping from my chamber pants" is funnier.

"I'm sorry, I can't let you do that pants"

"Clever pants. . . ARGHGARBLE!" -last words of Robert Muldoon.

" Hammond- Cargos, If I had a flock of cargos on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say about it.

Ian- This isn't about some pants that were wiped out by deforestation, or the building of a dam, bell bottoms, had their chance, and nature selected them for extinction."

oh know i've been out done.

"come one come all to the greatest pants on earth"

"I'm the black pants! I'm invincible!"
Or alternately,
"I'm the black kngiht! I'm Pants!"

Welcome back my friends to the pants that never ends, we're so glad you can attend, come inside, come inside.

What's pants got to do with it?

The never-ending pants.

"Game over, man, we're pants. We're pants!"

"Two pants enter, one man leaves"

"Many a time I've done the pants"


Both from Thunderdome >_<

"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your pants when you're sittin' at the table."

The pants are coming

What does the Scouter say about his pants level?
... pants level was?  Its over 9000,

or alternatively

What does the Scouter say about his power pants?
power pants was? Its over 9000, Rargh!

Agent Smith- I discovered something interesting during my time here, it came to me when I tried to classify your clothing. I discovered that human beings are not actually shirts. Shirts establish a kind of equilibrium with their surrounding environment but, you humans do not. You multiply and you multiply until every natural resource has been consumed, and the only way for you to survive is to move to another area. There is another creature on this planet that shares this pattern, you know what it is? Pants. Human beings are attire, a covering, and we. . . we are the incinerator.

Long, but almost humorous.

"in the long scheme of things the best-laid plans of mice and pants /often go awry "
"yes, we have no pants"

Now, I want you to remember that no b*****d ever won a war by getting pantsed for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*****d get pantsed for his country.

Oh, and I will be proud to pants you wonderful guys in battle – anytime, anywhere.

-Han Solo "Don't get pants, kid."

"She'll hold together! pants, pants hold together.

-Leia "The pants are collapsing!" -Han "These are no pants."

-Obi Wan "I felt a disturbance in the apparel, as if a million pants cried out and then, silence."

-Luke "3PO, shut off the pants compactors on the detention level! Shut off the pants compactors on the detention level!"

"Pants! i Lelouch DeBritaina command you!"

"My name is Inigyo Montoya, you clothed my father, prepare to pants."

It's a brand new day!
And the sun is high!
All the pants are singing
'cause you're gonna DIE!

Hulk- "Hulk PANTS!"

Iron Man- "Unipants!"

Deadpool- "Do I still think in little yellow pants? I do! Oh, little yellow pants, we will have so much fun together!"

I pants you, you pants me, we're a pantsing family

Prepare for trouble! and pants it double!
To protect the pants from devistation! To unite all pants within our nation!
To denounce the evils of pants and love! To extend our pants to the pants above!
Jesse! James! Team pants pants off at the speed of pants! surrender now or pants pants pants!
Meowth, that's pants!

th-th-th-that's pants, folks!

Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of... pants, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose pants even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."

"Sell pants someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do, aint pants."

Straight from the shopkeeper in Portrait of Ruin:
"I'll make pants a deal!"
"I'll lower the pants! I'll lower the pants!"

And now some semi-random stuff

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his pants

The answer is blowing in the pants

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to pants me?

A spoonfull of pants makes the medicine go down.

Song as old as time/pants as old as rhyme. beauty and the beast

I can show you the world/Shining, shimmering paaaaants!

It's the circle of pants!

Who will buy this wonderful morning/such a pants you never have seen

 Hey you know what really gets under my pants? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and pants. And in a pinch, pants can slide. In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. Because yes, I am a sorcerer - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off "Magic for Dummies." And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-tuned watch - give me the sledgehammer to the pants any day.

" The proof is in the pants, don't you think?" Freeza

"Pants...why did it have to be pants..."

"Don't pants computers -- they hate it."
- Anonymous

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil pants. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good pants, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost pants. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my pants. And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your pants. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf&$#er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this morning that made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil pants."

- Jules (Pulp Fiction)

(Didn't wanna write the whole quote, but I got most of it.)

You've been pantsed, baby!

We all live in a yellow pair of pants, a yellow pair of pants, a yellow pair of pants.

"And I pantsed in my pants." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)

"I'M ON A PANTS!"

"They say it changes when the pants go down around here..."

And, just for kicks: "Take off your pants and get killed by Greg Kinnear!"

" pants they're everywhere" (ninja's)

"Two trailer park pants go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside." (Without Me by Eminem...NOW WITH PANTS!)

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary pantsing of water.

    Carl Reiner

"We are all pants, it is only when we realize this of ourselves that we can begin to set ourselves apart." --Me

"Pants are for squares... like pants!" --Fairly Odd Parents

"when it's all said and done i'll be pants before i know it" some song on the raido

"Don't believe in pants! Believe in me who believes in pants!"

"With great power, comes great pants"
Spiderman

Pants to the left of me, Pants to the right of me, and when i turn around what do i see? Pants  I honestly have no ideal were this qoute comes form i just remember most of it.

"I'm just a passing through pants rider."

Here's pantsing at you, kid.

"Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Pants."

"Yours is a drill that will pants the heavens!"

"Which brings me to tonight's Word: PANTS."

Pants you can believe in.

Ask not what your pants can do for you - ask what you can do for your pants.

First rule of pants, you do not talk about pants.
Second rule of pants, you DO NOT talk about pants.
Third rule of pants, If someone says pants, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over
Fourth rule of pants, Two guys to a pants.
Fifth rule of pants, One pants at a time.
Sixth rule of pants, No shirts, no pants.
Seventh rule of pants, pants will go on as long as they have to.
Eight rule of pants, If this is your first night wearing pants, you have to fight.
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

well that went nowhere  lets try these

"He is like a piece of pants."(iron)  Rocky Four
Show me the pants! - Jerry Maguire
Just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ET's pants - Independence Day
Gentleman, I propose we take over this pants"-The Last Castle
"Oh Beeeeennnnnnnyyyyy, looks like you're on the wrong side of the paaaaaannnnts"-The Mummy

KILL IT WITH PANTS! (Kill it with fire)

Lightening Pants: 8 reasons your day is about to get a whole lot worse...

Pants is power, and with the key to the black pants drawer I shall claim them all!

"You pantsed my father!"

"Joel, don't have pants with Chelsie!"

Sorry, that last one was kinda low...

"you remind me of the pants"
"what pants?"
"the pants with the power"

"You have no pants over me!"

The pants are a lie.


Surprised no one did that one already.

Do you sir take these pants to be your lawfully wedded wife.- No one came up with it yet

If you're happy and you know it take off your pants. If you're  happy and you know it take off your pants, if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it if you're happy and you know it take off your pants.

Run Run Run as fast as you can. You can't pants me I'm the ginger bread man

"Don't make me Pants you" Darth Vader

Jazz: "You want a piece of me? You want a piece?"
Megatron: "No, I want PANTS!"

"...It's pants, Hatcher. ...Soylent Green is made out of pants."

And here's a couple games from Whose Line is it Anyway:

90-Second Pants
Irish Drinking Pants
Showpantsing Number
Questionable Pants

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the pants.

I see your pants are as big as mine.

Fasten your pants. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

Friends, Countrymen, lend me your pants.

" today is a a good day to Pants" Lt. Worf and every other Klingon warrior on a suicide mission in ST:TNG