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Title: 03/28/08 [DMFA #891] - Transgendered delimma
Post by: thegayhare on March 28, 2008, 09:06:18 AM
So they ave realised Dan is infact a guy. 

But they think he trans instead.

Dan looks ready to blow here
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Anri on March 28, 2008, 09:10:01 AM
And in regards to the news post, have you yet tried the Canadian wonder that is Neo Citron, Amber? It's like, 2905687245987 times better than that Theraflu junk you'd have had in the US. And even if it doesn't work, well, it's at least tasty lemony and hot!
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Wanderer on March 28, 2008, 09:13:11 AM
Quote from: Amber's rantYou ever have a feeling of quasi vertigo where you are sitting down and an object like the monitor suddenly looks really zoomed in and close...yet it feels like you are typing from across the room? I totally got that.
Ye gods, I absolutely HATE that sensation. It is the weirdest sort of visual distortion I have ever encountered. I can assume, by this point, you've already seen a doctor, Amber? That level of sickness you've got sounds really unsettling. Yeah, I don't have much helpful advice, I'm afraid.

And those critters could at least try letting Dan get a word in edgewise...
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 09:13:31 AM
Marvellous, made even more so by Amber's condition at the time.
Does Dan still have his sword, I wonder?
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Mwa on March 28, 2008, 09:13:40 AM
See, as I said in the last topic, they'd know he was male the moment they saw more than his femhead. :O
His expression in the last pannel looks like he's about to summon a few more swords.

And as for the news post: I could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight, apparently.

Edit: Every time I hit submit, someone else had posted. Damn fast turnover. ¬_¬
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 09:18:59 AM
Quote from: Mwa on March 28, 2008, 09:13:40 AM
See, as I said in the last topic, they'd know he was male the moment they saw more than his femhead. :O
Unless it's because they've heard him speak, of course...
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: AndersW on March 28, 2008, 09:20:39 AM
Dan looks so ready to kill something now.

And I could take 24, 5 year olds in a fight.

Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Angel on March 28, 2008, 09:21:06 AM
First off. (singing with Highlander-style sword swipes and rock-outs) HEEEEERE We are! BORN TO BE KINGS! We're the Princes of the Univerrrrrrse!

Second of all... Dan's expression and reaction in the third panel is win.

And lastly, I could take 20 five-year-olds in a fight. .... Why do I suddenly feel a bit weak?
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 09:26:39 AM
Dannie: "I... must... KILL!!!"

Graz has an interesting idea there. What f it is not really necessary that the sacrifice is physically female? Maybe the sacrifice needs to be just pure and innocent?
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Alondro on March 28, 2008, 09:40:13 AM
Dan:  Urge to kill rising... rising... RISING!!

*gleefully imagines the slaughter to come!*  :boogie
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Alondro on March 28, 2008, 09:40:13 AM
Dan:  Urge to kill rising... rising... RISING!!

*gleefully imagines the slaughter to come!*  :boogie

Sorry, but Dannie has a fighting chance only if both of his opponents are not good at fighting without magic. In this case they will be in for an unpleasant surprise when Dannie's robe repels whatever they cast at him. Otherwise Dan will probably loose. In the worst case Dark P might show up at the most inconvenient moment and subdue him with much power. After all, I doubt he could take on Dark P back then the way he can do it now.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Jack McSlay on March 28, 2008, 10:01:25 AM
I wonder, if they had taken wildy and alexsi, would them be useless for their purpose as well? apparently yes...
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Paul on March 28, 2008, 10:38:59 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 09:18:59 AM
Quote from: Mwa on March 28, 2008, 09:13:40 AM
See, as I said in the last topic, they'd know he was male the moment they saw more than his femhead. :O
Unless it's because they've heard him speak, of course...
The two mythos (?) and the three amazons heard Dan speak and thought he was female. I think the jury's still out on the sound of his voice. (I also think we're overanalyzing a joke, here. Not that doing that isn't funny, but hey.)
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
Quote from: Paul on March 28, 2008, 10:38:59 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 09:18:59 AM
Unless it's because they've heard him speak, of course...
The two mythos (?) and the three amazons heard Dan speak and thought he was female. I think the jury's still out on the sound of his voice.
True, we don't know how young he is here - his voice may not have broken.  I dunno about the Amazons, but the mythos struck me as being a bit Hennya-like.  If so they likely have a somewhat confused understanding of normal Being society ("I hope Abel will be my honour-maiden...").
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Paul on March 28, 2008, 10:54:21 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 10:42:35 AMI dunno about the Amazons, but the mythos struck me as being a bit Hennya-like.  If so they likely have a somewhat confused understanding of normal Being society ("I hope Abel will be my honour-maiden...").
Good point. Similarly, the amazons may simply be used to dealing with really manly muscle-mountain men (I could imagine that less physically strong and self-assured men would would normally refrain from getting close to an amazon), and thus have a somewhat clichéd idea of what is a man.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Don on March 28, 2008, 11:52:22 AM
Poor dan, tthough  it'll be interesting to see how they plan on presentting him to pegasus. i've been wondering how dan and pegasus's first meeting went, should be interesting to see the chain of events that lead up to their first battle.

on another note..i always disliked little children and now their using bio-logical warfare..
According to this test i can fight approximatly 30 fearless five year olds.

P.S: Wish you well in your recovery, get well soon Amber
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Chaos on March 28, 2008, 12:22:55 PM
Side Note.

<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/691/663/fight5.hfmo3x6ngf.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">31</a><p></p>

This shall become relevent in a few days time when my D&D group goes against a Grey Jester.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Fuyudenki on March 28, 2008, 12:44:37 PM
I think your HTML code broke.

I could apparently take 25 kids in a fight, though I cheated it up to 38.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: k9evilfox on March 28, 2008, 12:46:23 PM
Mehehehe....Dan's not gonna let this one slide. They not only killed the amazonians, but they called him a girl wannbe.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 28, 2008, 12:49:33 PM
Quote from: Chaos on March 28, 2008, 12:22:55 PM
Side Note.

<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/691/663/fight5.hfmo3x6ngf.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">31</a><p></p>

This shall become relevent in a few days time when my D&D group goes against a Grey Jester.

HTML doesn't work on the forum. So sorry. Thank you for playing, have a nice day.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 12:55:37 PM
Quote from: k9evilfox on March 28, 2008, 12:46:23 PM
Mehehehe....Dan's not gonna let this one slide. They not only killed the amazonians, but they called him a girl wannbe.

I doubt the amazons are dead. They were probably just knocked out. As for Dannie's chances, I have already mentioned that before. If his opponents use only magic in battle, he can win. Otherwise he's probably a toast.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Alondro on March 28, 2008, 01:20:15 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Alondro on March 28, 2008, 09:40:13 AM
Dan:  Urge to kill rising... rising... RISING!!

*gleefully imagines the slaughter to come!*  :boogie

Sorry, but Dannie has a fighting chance only if both of his opponents are not good at fighting without magic. In this case they will be in for an unpleasant surprise when Dannie's robe repels whatever they cast at him. Otherwise Dan will probably loose. In the worst case Dark P might show up at the most inconvenient moment and subdue him with much power. After all, I doubt he could take on Dark P back then the way he can do it now.

You forget, Dan's alive in the present.  The two we see currently have never been seen!  DP has died repeatedly, Dan has only semi-died (revived by Wildy-Shaman).

Dan shall somehow accidently win!   ;)
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 01:29:08 PM
Quote from: Alondro on March 28, 2008, 01:20:15 PM
You forget, Dan's alive in the present.  The two we see currently have never been seen!  DP has died repeatedly, Dan has only semi-died (revived by Wildy-Shaman).

Dan shall somehow accidently win!   ;)

Exactly! He will win, yet not because he is stronger than his opponents, but because he has a weird luck which gets him through anything. It almost feels like there is someone out there looking out for Dannie and protecting him... :.

Mab? Is that you? :B

Oh, and there can be slaughter only if Regina shows up.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Aleolus on March 28, 2008, 02:31:38 PM
<.<  >.>  Ok, I have to admit, the robe looks like a dress.  But hey, at least one of them recognized that Dan's a He, not a She, even if they do think he's a transvestite now!  That's a step in the right direction!
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 02:36:08 PM
I wonder if Dan would snap if someone starts to sing "Sweet Transvestite" at this moment... >:3
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Zedd on March 28, 2008, 02:58:05 PM
Ah thats rich...Heehee
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 03:02:27 PM
*starts to sing*

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania!

*is shot*
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Lucheek on March 28, 2008, 04:32:37 PM
I guess that they could see his manlier points.

And- I can take out 24 5 year olds in a fight. But they didn't ask if you sharpen your nails to points and can draw blood if you felt like it. (MUAHAHHA....yah for my nails.)
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 04:39:49 PM
Apparently I could take on 26 5-year-olds, or 28 if all ethical constraints are removed.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 04:49:48 PM
I can take on 24 5-year-olds normally, or 29 with my morality turned off completely.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Furour on March 28, 2008, 05:15:04 PM
...21 5 year olds...with out my morality.  :<

I think the amazon took the sword, so Danny may be weaponless...
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: PurpleCheeseLlama on March 28, 2008, 05:22:19 PM
28 or 29 5 year olds for me. Can't remember which.

Pah, I could take on more >:-3

Regarding the comic...I hope the Amazons aren't dead, 'cause they were awesome. Hopefully when the baddies were being annoyed about them being Amazons, it was purely because of them fighting back.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Fuyudenki on March 28, 2008, 05:27:34 PM
OK, disabling morality only gives me 5 bonus kills.  The other 8 came from claiming to be a body-builder, instead of merely athletic, claiming to have perfect balance, instead of merely good, martial arts mastery, instead of three lessons, and having been trampled.

And sharpened nails wouldn't increase my odds much, I don't think.  A good shin-kick will drop a kid quickly, though.(I kinda wish I didn't actually know that...)
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: AmigaDragon on March 28, 2008, 05:49:16 PM
I say the Amazons were merely knocked out by that blast. Dan might be able to grab up his sword, but if we take weird luck into account, probably not, he'll win some other way. As for the robe's magical protection, that still might be something Wildy just made up, or maybe she did actually have it . Perhaps Shaman-Wildy could have enchanted it, but she's been a shaman only a few months (#162) (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_162.php). This flashback is going back a few years (#876) (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_876.php).
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Tapewolf on March 28, 2008, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: AmigaDragon on March 28, 2008, 05:49:16 PM
As for the robe's magical protection, that still might be something Wildy just made up, or maybe she did actually have it . Perhaps Shaman-Wildy could have enchanted it, but she's been a shaman only a few months (#162) (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_162.php). This flashback is going back a few years (#876) (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_876.php).

IMHO, the robe probably is enchanted, and it's most likely because Wildy purchased an enchanted robe for her friend.  That would in all likelihood make it a rare and expensive gift.

I hadn't actually considered the DIY possibility, although if it wasn't magical when she got it, I'd look to Mab rather than Wildy herself.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Zibani on March 28, 2008, 06:36:00 PM
I'd take down 24, 28 if I had no morals...


In any case,  I sense fanservice coming...  <3 <33 <333 <3333

Maybe that's why he hates DP so much XDDD
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 28, 2008, 07:10:40 PM
I could take down 30.

I have no morals anyway.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Daymond42 on March 28, 2008, 08:04:56 PM
I could only handle 15 of them, it seems. I feel wimpy. c.c
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Lucheek on March 28, 2008, 08:08:58 PM
Yah, but 5 year olds panic easily-- bloods a good way to do that.

I don't think I could ue a kid as a weapon, not because of morality, but I suck at lifting/throwing.

.....I feel bad that I want to get a whole bunch of 5 year olds to see how many I really could.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 08:15:45 PM
Quote from: Lucheek on March 28, 2008, 08:08:58 PM
Yah, but 5 year olds panic easily-- bloods a good way to do that.

It was stated that the 5-year-olds that assault you are completely fearless - bleed on them all you want, but they won't go away. >:3
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Joe3210 on March 28, 2008, 08:20:13 PM
17 kiddies just because I'm not terribly athletic and have no weapons/martial arts skills.

I seem to notice Dan getting all pink in the face. :boogie
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: thegayhare on March 28, 2008, 08:29:25 PM
I got 29 kids

which frankly suprised me

I took a few other tests and I'm a 51% likely to survive the zombie appocolypse, and 68 percent effective as a human sheild
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Zibani on March 28, 2008, 08:48:27 PM
I love how this thread has turned into a "how many 5 year olds could YOU take on" thread, and we've all pretty much completely forgotten about the comic... XD
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 28, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: Zibani on March 28, 2008, 08:48:27 PM
I love how this thread has turned into a "how many 5 year olds could YOU take on" thread, and we've all pretty much completely forgotten about the comic... XD

You're right - this is getting way out of hand! This is madness!!

Also, I am only about 40% likely to survive a zombie apocalypse, and only 30% effective as a human shield.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Goatmon on March 28, 2008, 09:12:47 PM
Ahahahahah. xD

This chapter is amazing. 
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: AnizInDisguise on March 28, 2008, 10:43:38 PM
Gotta love the last panel.

And apparently I can take 31 five-year-olds, and like the box, I don't have any morals to begin with. Martial arts (semi)mastery FTW
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: meany on March 28, 2008, 11:09:21 PM
I can take down 23 of the little morsels.

Regarding the comic; we may be about to see some of the hackey and the slashy-via claws-or some smashey and some rampagey, judging from Dan's face. This is gonna be fun. >:3
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Grenn on March 29, 2008, 02:58:48 AM
If I'm taking on 5 year olds, I get a box of grenades and reserve the right to take myself out in the process.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: LionHeart on March 29, 2008, 04:43:47 AM
Quote from: Daymond42 on March 28, 2008, 08:04:56 PM
I could only handle 15 of them, it seems. I feel wimpy. c.c
Don't feel too bad - I could only manage 10.

I suspect I took a hit on not being able/willing to use one of them as a weapon.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Kuari on March 29, 2008, 06:35:06 AM
Apparently I could take 30 of those munchkins down...

Anyways...  what I find funny about the comments the two are making is that Graz has a very similar hair style to him...  just Dan has one part that's longer...  and is it me or are part of his glasses broken?

Also curious...  since when could Dan use the force?  He looks ready to force choke them to death.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 29, 2008, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: Kuari on March 29, 2008, 06:35:06 AM
Also curious...  since when could Dan use the force?  He looks ready to force choke them to death.

No... That's a "Cleave and Smite" face! Or, maybe, a "RRRRRRRRRRRRAGE!!!" face, in which case Dannie is seconds from transforming into his Super Cubi-Jin Form.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: stiletto on March 29, 2008, 04:26:57 PM
A few people asked about Graz's glasses. Yes, they're broken. He sees better out of that eye, and thus doesn't need the full lens.

And Dan has nice long hair in the back. Pretty stuff.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: celelorien on March 29, 2008, 05:51:13 PM
Quote from: Kuari on March 29, 2008, 06:35:06 AM
Anyways...  what I find funny about the comments the two are making is that Graz has a very similar hair style to him...  just Dan has one part that's longer...  and is it me or are part of his glasses broken?

Dan also has longer hair in the back, re:Comic 879 (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_879.php).

and i could take 25 5 year olds, and have a 51% chance of surviving zombie apocalypse.  though i think my score should've been higher, since even though i picked "run for a fortified building" said building is a movie theater.  plenty of food there and extremely zombie proof. (we've been planning this for a while, lol)
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: WhiteFire on March 29, 2008, 11:05:57 PM
Why do I find Dan more attractive when he is standing there with a bewildered look?

25. If I'm somehow forced to fight, it's a survival situation. So dirty fighting is authorized.

Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Pagan on March 30, 2008, 04:45:03 PM
Would anyone mind linking this quiz? I missed Amber's rant on friday.
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Tapewolf on March 30, 2008, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: Pagan on March 30, 2008, 04:45:03 PM
Would anyone mind linking this quiz? I missed Amber's rant on friday.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 30, 2008, 05:17:37 PM
it's kinda an obvious domain. ;-]
Title: Re: 28-03-08 [DMFA#891] Transgendered delimma
Post by: Pagan on March 30, 2008, 05:24:26 PM
30. No morals, a tall and flexible body, and a little bit of martial arts training grant me the power to beat down a good number of the ankle-biters.

Thank you for that link, Tape.