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I don't speak German, but from what I could gather by translating it into both English and Spanish with Google, it seems to say "if everything were easy, I wouldn't be dealing with pregnant women at twelve".
Vaguely. Admittedly, as with all german, I have to use Babelfish, and if someone has a better translation, I'd be up for it.
Did you want someone to translate the german into english, or provide you with that in actual useful german?
Actual useful german, really. If I remember what I wrote (and I'm not proud of this), it was:
"If everything were easy I wouldn't have ended up pregnant at twelve."
You want that translated into German, then?
Yup. I'm sure the Babelfish translation is wrong.