Where's wildy, the more adult, and painful version of the classic kids books
Hey, at least she has some food. Could be worse.
Could be stuck there with another Jehova's Witness :P
To those who wondered what would happen if he tried eating Wildy.... Here's your answer.
There is far too little alcohol consumption involved for anyone in this comic to be somewhere they don't recall with junk food around them.
p.s.
where's the hot pockets.
psh... i imagine if Wildy got black-out drunk it'd be something more akin to dead bodies lined along the streets, rather than junk food and random tools... but hey, maybe that's just me. :P
Jyrras looks adorable when he's pissed off. And as for how they get Wildy back... maybe they'll use Fi to get there. Still, points for Jyrras: Wildy got eaten first. So... wait. Can Warp-Aci at least taste what they "eat?"
Quote from: Jairus on July 18, 2009, 01:47:00 AM
Jyrras looks adorable when he's pissed off. And as for how they get Wildy back... maybe they'll use Fi to get there. Still, points for Jyrras: Wildy got eaten first. So... wait. Can Warp-Aci at least taste what they "eat?"
There wouldn't be any point at all in eating if they couldn't.
i'm mildly surprised that Wildy didn't put up a hell of a fight.
Quote from: Jairus on July 18, 2009, 01:47:00 AM
Can Warp-Aci at least taste what they "eat?"
Well, Fi did say that Jyrras' goggles and glasses were delicious.
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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! >.<
I never taught Fi would achive at eating Wyldi. I taught that if he'd try, it would end the other way around.
Able mentions that you can specifi where the stuf will apeare. Does that mean you could use them to get rid of your bad report cards, for good.
God only knows you're spelling grade is faltering....
Who knows? Maybe somewhere, there is a crater in a desolate place littered with the remains of a poor student's "fruitful" endeavor.
Quote from: Alterationartist on July 18, 2009, 04:05:46 AM
God only knows you're spelling grade is faltering....
yours isn't exactly A-Grade either >:3
I see the warp tummy turing in to a running gag
Fantastic! I wonder what she tasted like?
Quote from: Turnsky on July 18, 2009, 02:03:50 AM
i'm mildly surprised that Wildy didn't put up a hell of a fight.
Maybe Fi ate her from behind.
Quote from: Turnsky on July 18, 2009, 04:25:10 AM
yours isn't exactly A-Grade either >:3
Judge not, lest ye be judged... anyway, his spelling seems to be fine. He just used the wrong word.
"Time to make a radio out of some coconuts and floss!"
MacGyver could totally do that.
Quote from: Tapewolf on July 18, 2009, 05:50:02 AM
Fantastic! I wonder what she tasted like?
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i'm mildly surprised that Wildy didn't put up a hell of a fight.
Maybe Fi ate her from behind.
that can be taken in a myriad of amusing ways. :U
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Quote from: Turnsky on July 18, 2009, 04:25:10 AM
yours isn't exactly A-Grade either >:3
Judge not, lest ye be judged... anyway, his spelling seems to be fine. He just used the wrong word.
Ah, but i judged the judge, and technically "you're" is two words, "you are" the apostrophe says so. >:3
don't you just adore abbreviations? :3
Quote from: Tapewolf on July 18, 2009, 05:50:02 AM
Fantastic! I wonder what she tasted like?
Quote from: Turnsky on July 18, 2009, 02:03:50 AM
i'm mildly surprised that Wildy didn't put up a hell of a fight.
Maybe Fi ate her from behind.
Quote from: Turnsky on July 18, 2009, 04:25:10 AM
yours isn't exactly A-Grade either >:3
Judge not, lest ye be judged... anyway, his spelling seems to be fine. He just used the wrong word.
Indeed, that is a grammatical error, not a spelling mistake.
Anyway, it is rather ironic that in the last topic half the posts were involving something along the lines of, "Just wait 'til he gets to Wildy, that will be an epic battle!" and the very next comic shows the results of said "epic battle." Apparently Fi is a lot tougher as a large dog-sized Warp-Aci than he is as a cat-sized one. It also looks like he is much more impatient; he didn't even take the pizza out of the box, the soda out of the can, or the pie out of the tin before eating/drinking them...
Also, is anyone else wondering about the "unless specified" part? I think that would be rather interesting if Dan ordered Fi to teleport everyone somewhere and he tried to eat them. :U
What I wouldn't give to go to that island right now! PARTEY! With Wildy no less! :cheers
For some reason, the only feeling that comes to heart when I see Fi having actually gotten the proverbial drop on character!Wildy is a strange sense of satisfaction.
She-ferret of doom is not invincible! Spread the news, quickly!
Dear Lord of Nightmares... THAT is how Regina nearly killed Wildy. A sneak attack! :mowninja
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Granted, I had already figured that being taken by surprise was about the only way one COULD take Wildy down, but it IS nice to have it confirmed. Also, Fi is DEAD when Wildy gets back. Say your goodbyes now.
He ... ate ... Wildy ... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. :lol
*rofls around the room for a bit*
Here's a question... how is Wildy going to get back?
Quote from: Ghostwish on July 18, 2009, 09:31:50 AM
Here's a question... how is Wildy going to get back?
Dan: Fi... find Wildy and bring her back here immediately.
Fi: What's a Wildy?
Dan: Just bring back all the people you just ate...
Abel: ...or we'll have to get a bigger blender.
XD
Blenders.. the only known enemy of Warp-Aci :3
One time, I woke up in a castle.
Considering that where the stuff goes when he eats it... could it come back if he throws up?
He threw up something once, but he wasn't sure if it was toxic...
Quote from: ITOS on July 18, 2009, 06:14:24 AM
MacGyver could totally do that.
Hmm, taking note of a phrase that Ms. Amber has been found quoting on more than one occasion, it *might* not be a job for MacGyver.
Do you remember... who made a metal detector from bamboo and coconuts?
//h <- Shoot here.
Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy San?
Quote from: Don on July 18, 2009, 03:47:57 PM
Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy, San Diego?
:paranoid
Wait, Fi ate Wildy! I'm going to kill him! :rant
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Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy, San Diego?
:paranoid
Oh come on, that was hilarious, or are you just doing that cause you thought something similar?
Quote from: Turnsky on July 18, 2009, 02:03:50 AM
i'm mildly surprised that Wildy didn't put up a hell of a fight.
I'm wagering they were surprise nommages, and the only reason Jy didn't get the digest-o-port treatment is cause he witnessed Fi snarfing down our ferrety friend.
Gagh, double post...
Quote from: Jer-oh-me on July 18, 2009, 04:51:36 PM
I'm wagering they were surprise nommages, and the only reason Jy didn't get the digest-o-port treatment is cause he witnessed Fi snarfing down our ferrety friend.
The edit button is your friend...
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Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy, San Diego?
:paranoid
Oh come on, that was hilarious, or are you just doing that cause you thought something similar?
Have you noticed the small "adjustment" to the quote that Kenji made?
//h
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Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy, San Diego?
:paranoid
Oh come on, that was hilarious, or are you just doing that cause you thought something similar?
Have you noticed the small "adjustment" to the quote that Kenji made?
//h
No I hadn't noticed... Durrr.......
Thank you oh so much for catching the referance and finishing the idea Kenji. My day has now been made slightly better. :3
*Charline is only partly pleased, as the eaten survived* Fi ain't no Paragator. >:3
There seems to be a logical disconnect here. Fi should have ended up looking something like what he would have been had Abel actually dropped him in the blender. The only possible answer is that Fi attacked her from behind and swallowed her in one gulp before she could even realize what was going on.
Quote from: MT Hazard on July 18, 2009, 02:15:19 PM
He threw up something once, but he wasn't sure if it was toxic...
...Wait a minute, I forgot about that. How did he get an upset stomach, given the info in this strip?
Wildy stay out of the jungle... there are polar bears in there as well as a giant monster made out of smoke... It's weird and scary
Quote from: Wanderer on July 18, 2009, 06:48:28 PM
There seems to be a logical disconnect here. Fi should have ended up looking something like what he would have been had Abel actually dropped him in the blender. The only possible answer is that Fi attacked her from behind and swallowed her in one gulp before she could even realize what was going on.
She could have been sleeping, or passed out drunk, or any number of reasons why she didn't fight back... given the fact that she seems to have no Idea how she got there and what she's mentioned I'd geuss drunk
Oh... I just noticed something. AMBER, you may want to know that the "prvious comic" button on the front page actually links to TWO comics ago, rather than the correct one.
QuoteShe could have been sleeping, or passed out drunk, or any number of reasons why she didn't fight back... given the fact that she seems to have no Idea how she got there and what she's mentioned I'd geuss drunk
...Za? What are you talking about? She wasn't even drinking at all just a few strips ago when we last saw her, let alone enough to actually get drunk. And sleeping? When Abel's actually telling them information she could find useful? Not bloody likely.
Quote from: Wanderer on July 18, 2009, 06:48:28 PM
There seems to be a logical disconnect here. Fi should have ended up looking something like what he would have been had Abel actually dropped him in the blender. The only possible answer is that Fi attacked her from behind and swallowed her in one gulp before she could even realize what was going on.
Quote from: MT Hazard on July 18, 2009, 02:15:19 PM
He threw up something once, but he wasn't sure if it was toxic...
...Wait a minute, I forgot about that. How did he get an upset stomach, given the info in this strip?
It had to be a fast sneak attack for she would not have the time to be sleeping.
And for the vomiting warp aci... He DID get drunk and puke stuff up which begs the question was he actually drunk (metabolized the alcohol) or subconsciously faking it?
Quote from: Wanderer on July 18, 2009, 07:22:32 PM
...Za? What are you talking about? She wasn't even drinking at all just a few strips ago when we last saw her, let alone enough to actually get drunk. And sleeping? When Abel's actually telling them information she could find useful? Not bloody likely.
Yes but first off she was hanging about while dan was getting makeuped then abel took off to sharpie Fi then dragging Fi back, and the time he took to run off and make visual aides there is a lot of time not acounted for I highly doubt Wildy would just sit there, and since she in a tavern well and access to drink is a good way to pass the time
lol, when I saw this comic I could just imagine wildy taking the place of that hunter dude from the first jurasic park when he gets eaten by the raptors.
Wildy: "Clever Girl..."
FI: "NOM nomnomnom"
8) Of course, we have to take in the fact that Fi has now relieved the problem of Wildy goading Dan ...
Hmm, Warp Aci teleport what they swallow to a random location unless specified. Interesting.......
*Takes notes in case he needs to 'dispose' of some unmentionables....* :paranoid
People can sneak up on Wildy? Her Listen and Spot checks must be /horrible/! Sorry. :P
Quote from: Akisohida on July 18, 2009, 11:16:44 PM
People can sneak up on Wildy? Her Listen and Spot checks must be /horrible/! Sorry. :P
Not necessarily. Listen and Spot are opposed checks in this instance, so it just means that Fi had to roll better on his Move Silently and Hide checks than Wildy did on her Listen and Spot checks. Fi could've rolled really high, and Wildy could've rolled really low.
This isn't Order of the Stick people. The don't fight with dice and stuff.
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Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy, San Diego?
:paranoid
Oh come on, that was hilarious, or are you just doing that cause you thought something similar?
Have you noticed the small "adjustment" to the quote that Kenji made?
//h
No I hadn't noticed... Durrr.......
For your next challenge, a DMFA version of the entire intro.
Sing along!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdzyuJJZMCI
(clarification-link goes to the original Carmen, I want to see you DMFA-ize it)
Quote from: JackTheCubiFerret on July 18, 2009, 11:52:40 PM
This isn't Order of the Stick people. The don't fight with dice and stuff.
We know that. But considering how often Amber talks about DnD, it seems a bit fitting to refer to things in comic in that manner once in a while.
Amber seems to use them more as a joke than an actual mechanic.
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Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy, San Diego?
:paranoid
Oh come on, that was hilarious, or are you just doing that cause you thought something similar?
Have you noticed the small "adjustment" to the quote that Kenji made?
//h
No I hadn't noticed... Durrr.......
For your next challenge, a DMFA version of the entire intro.
Sing along!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdzyuJJZMCI
Don't tempt me. I've made worse parodies of many forumites.
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Possibly on an unspecified deserted island somwhere in the vast realm of Furre.. The question must be asked. Where in the world is Wildy, San Diego?
:paranoid
Oh come on, that was hilarious, or are you just doing that cause you thought something similar?
Have you noticed the small "adjustment" to the quote that Kenji made?
//h
No I hadn't noticed... Durrr.......
For your next challenge, a DMFA version of the entire intro.
Sing along!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdzyuJJZMCI
Don't tempt me. I've made worse parodies of many forumites.
*pokes you*
tempt, tempt!
*yanks moribund conversation back to a topic that interests him* (It's not quite 2 weeks, right?)
If Warp-Aci don't digest what they eat, how did Fi get drunk out of Biggs's minibar? I mean, that alcohol should have just teleported somewhere, right? I suppose he might vomit up some sort of toxicf stuff on an unrelated note, but how did the drunkenness occur?
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on July 28, 2009, 09:18:26 AMIf Warp-Aci don't digest what they eat, how did Fi get drunk out of Biggs's minibar? I mean, that alcohol should have just teleported somewhere, right? I suppose he might vomit up some sort of toxicf stuff on an unrelated note, but how did the drunkenness occur?
Magic.
I thought this was one of the funniest strips in a while.
My foreshadowing senses are tingling.